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  1. >Disc and Raritan patrol the skies of Equestria
  2. >they keep their eyes peeled for any signs of trouble
  3. >in an otherwise boring post, sometimes they had some fun during the quiet times
  4. >"Hey Disc!"
  5. >"Yeah Rar?"
  6. >"Betcha I can pull out of a dive closer to the ground than you can!"
  7. >"You're on, featherbrain! Chicken buys the entire squad cider for the night!"
  8. >they both pull up, high into the air
  9. >just when it feels like they might stall
  10. >They nose over with practiced precision
  11. >Disc and Rar hurtle toward the ground
  12. >you could almost see a shockwave forming
  13. >Disc pulls up very hard about 10m from the ground
  14. >Rar gets even closer, with a hoof going *clop* on the ground before he pulls up
  15. >"Never got to a full clop before!"
  16. >Disc yells to Raritan
  17. >"Hey hey, wake up! We got a problem!"
  18. >they form up, and begin flying toward a distress call
  19. >upon arrival, they assess the situation
  20. >There's a carriage with a broken axle
  21. >full of mares yelling their foal heads off
  22. >and, oh yes
  23. >A manticore trying desperately to get at what's contained within
  24. >"By Luna's Mane, Rar, we gotta help them!"
  25. >"Roger, over and out!"
  26. >Disc charged in and brained the Manticore over the head
  27. >forgetting they have skulls of almost iron strength
  28. >but it did stun him for long enough for Rar to get the passengers to safety
  29. >all, except one muffled voice which went unheard from the trunk
  30. >Raritan and Disc took them elsewhere
  31. >"However may we repay you?"
  32. >they all said this, and their tails were twitching back and forth
  33. >all the while wafting the scent of four mares, eager to repay their rescuers
  34. >Rar looks at Disc
  35. >Disc looks at Rar
  36. >they yell in unison "Fuck yeah, bro!"
  37.  
  38. >You are now FillySlash
  39. >you're scared
  40. >you heard the guards earlier that raped you rescuing the caravan
  41. >as much as you screamed
  42. >your little voice was not heard above the manticore's roars
  43. >you buck the trunk open and spill out
  44. >the manticore gets up and looks at you, with rape in his eyes
  45. >this was a primal an urge as there ever was one
  46. >he picks you up
  47. >you kick your little filly legs and shout
  48. >it does no good
  49. >the beast is determined to fill you
  50. >he takes you in a taloned paw and moves you closer to his spiny length
  51. >He licks you with his massive tongue
  52. >it dwarfs your tiny filly body
  53. >he roars loudly
  54. >he sticks his barbed and spiny dick into your small fillyhood
  55. >you're bleeding and crying your head off
  56. >he gets two thrusts in
  57. >you are relieved he only lasts about two seconds
  58. >you drip with your blood and the massive amounts of splooge
  59. >he takes his tail behind you as he groans in pleasure above you
  60. >he stings your clit as it winked
  61. >you cry out in pain and pleasure
  62. >it begins to swell to such a degree it's practically dragging along the ground
  63. >the manticore drops you on your head and lumbers off to find a place to nap
  64. >you pass out from the pain and pleasure
  65.  
  66.  
  67. >Disc and Raritan recieve their rewards
  68. >Disc took one mare under him and made out with one as she straddled the one beneath's head
  69. >You kissed the mare above whilst filling the mare with your throbbing length
  70. >Raritan's cutie mark had changed to a picture of Rarity with a lustful gleam to her eyes
  71. >he braes and mounts a mare, sticking his front left hoof in the other mare's folds up to his elbow joint
  72. >the tension rises
  73. >the mare above is exploring your mouth, as you explore hers
  74. >the mare below is exploring the other mare's soaking wet entrance
  75. >you're spelunking in the mare below, ramming her hard with your throbbing cock
  76. >you peer over at Raritan
  77. >he has his dick in the mare's ass,
  78. >while his hoof continues to pleasure the other as they make out in front of him
  79. >your time draws closer
  80. >her folds are practically milking you for all you're worth at this point
  81. >her contractions become erratic and frantic
  82. >you whinny loudly and brae as you and the mare below you cum in unison
  83. >Raritan's close as well
  84. >he cums with the force of Celestia herself, and the group parted
  85. >the mares collapsed in a jigsaw puzzle
  86. >"Shit, Rar! We gotta get Jibber and take him to his ceremony!"
  87. >"Will he be sober?"
  88. >"Fuck if I know! We gotta get him either way!"
  89.  
  90. >Be Fillyslash again.
  91. >You just got ravaged by the manticore.
  92. >It hurt so much. Almost as much as Snips and Snails.
  93. >You shudder to remember that horrific experience.
  94. >You’re getting better at taking huge cocks though.
  95. >You stumble away from the scene where you were so unceremoniously discarded.
  96. >You stagger, dragging your newly sized appendage across the ground with you.
  97. >It makes you shiver with every step, as your taut skin’s nerve endings scream with pleasure at your brain.
  98. >But you focus yourself on your task.
  99. >You are running away from Princess Molestia.
  100. >After you were tried for your crimes, she sentenced you to become her eternal sex slave.
  101. >She cast a spell on you that prevented you from dying, like her.
  102. >Now you are forced to roam from town to town, trying to evade her guards.
  103. >They have orders to rape you on sight, and take you back to her for...
  104. >Punishment.
  105. >You drag yourself to the edge of the forest near where the carriage stopped.
  106. >The mares that you stowed away with are lying on the grassy verge near the opposite side of the road, exhausted from their orgy.
  107. >You escape deep into the underbrush before they can see you.
  108. >It gets harder to see where your next hooffall should land in this dark, mossy, marshy land and you end up falling down an unseen slope.
  109. >Your marshmallowy body tumbles and hits rocks on the way down, making cute *pomf* noises all the way.
  110. >As a human you would have laughed and d’awwed at all this.
  111. >As a filly you scream at the bone shattering jolts that seem set on making your life a misery.
  112. >You land at the foot of the hill, dazed, in front of a familiar yellow p0ny.
  113.  
  114. >Her pink hair cascades in a wave in front of her teal eyes, ending in an oh so cute flick.
  115. >Her wings are outstretched in shock, and her mouth has dropped the basket that she was collecting mushrooms in.
  116. >It’s the object of so much ire, Fluttershy.
  117. >She’s surprised to see an unsupervised filly in the middle of the Everfree Forest.
  118. >”A-are you ok? What are you doing here?”
  119. >You tear up as the events of the last 15 minutes catch up to you.
  120. >Despite all that you’ve written about her, you run and cry into her chest.
  121. >Her soft, comforting, downy chest.
  122. >”Oh... There, there. Everything’ll be ok. Come with me. Angel will be pleased to see a new friend!”
  123. >She picks you up and places you on her back.
  124. >Her wings shoot up in shock again as she feels your genital abnormality.
  125. >”Oh my! You’re... special, aren’t you?”
  126. >More than you’ll ever know, sister.
  127. >You nod in response, only wishing to get as far away from your rape encounter as possible.
  128. >She sets off through the forest, gently rocking you and your engorged clit.
  129. >You shift and squirm on her back, trying to get comfortable and stop the sensations, but to no avail.
  130. >You get back to her cottage, and despite her reassurances, Angel is NOT happy to see you.
  131. >As soon as he sees your cum-soaked, deviant ass, he cunt punts you.
  132. >You’ve taken much worse though, and all it elicits is a tiny, high-pitched moan.
  133. >Fluttershy sees this and scolds him.
  134. >”No! Bad Angel! We don’t treat fillies that way.”
  135. >Angel give her the finger and hops off.
  136. >You never did like that bastard.
  137. >If you ever get to become human again, you’re going to write a story where he gets his just desserts.
  138. >Fluttershy frowns cutely, but softens her gaze as she turns to you.
  139.  
  140. >”So, your cutie mark seems to be a fleshlight?”
  141. >She points at your flank, highlighting your pristine, shining, grotesque tattoo.
  142. >”Would you like to help me out? I have a friend I’d like you to meet.”
  143. >Oh god, not now.
  144. >”If you don’t, I’ll just have to tell Twilight that I’ve found Celestia’s lost pet... She knows I’ve found her pet before.”
  145. >Fuck.
  146. “F-fine.” Your tiny voice squeaks.
  147. >She gets a huge smile across her face.
  148. >You don’t like it.
  149. >”Oh thank you! I promise it’ll be great!”
  150. >You remain unconvinced.
  151. >She flies you out to a house not too far away, still on the outskirts of the town.
  152. >If it’s anything like what you imagined in your stories...
  153. >Fluttershy knocks on the door.
  154. >”GODDAMMIT!”
  155. >You hear a series of loud, angry, stomping sounds approaching the door.
  156. >The door flies open to reveal a very pissed off human.
  157. >”FLUTTERSHY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?”
  158. >Flutterslut says nothing, and thrusts you towards the enraged neckbeard.
  159. >He looks at you quizzically, his brain working in overdrive to figure out what you mean.
  160. >He searches you up and down your brown coat, looking at your terrified face, and further down to your massive clit.
  161. >”WHAT THE FUCK, FLUTTERSHY, THAT’S DISGUSTING!”
  162. >”S-so fillies with huge clits aren’t your fetish, Anon?”
  163. >”FUCK NO!”
  164.  
  165. >He grabs you out of Fluttershy’s hooves and faces you away from him.
  166. >He runs forward a few steps, and you feel his grip loosen.
  167. >His heavy boot connects with your clit, as it propels you high into the air.
  168. >You soar over fields of green, getting a great view of the landscape around you as you orgasm from the stimulation Anon left you with.
  169. >You sail over Fluttershy’s house, and see yourself heading towards the Everfree Forest again.
  170. >You come skidding to a halt in the dense underbrush, your coat and mane snagging on brambles.
  171. >You push yourself up out of your newly formed ditch, just as Fluttershy makes her own next to you.
  172. >”Well, that went better than I had hoped.”
  173. >She dusts herself off and flutters away, leaving you stranded in the middle of the forest again as lost as you were when you first entered.
  174. >”Oh hello, little girl...” A gravelly voice growls behind you.
  175.  
  176. >You shiver at that voice
  177. >You exhale and turn around slowly
  178. >It’s a dragon!
  179. >Well, a teenage dragon
  180. >Much like Garble from that Spike episode
  181. >He’s huge, and even if you were still human he would tower over you
  182. >The dragon’s wings outstretch and he roars at you
  183. >You shriek and cower
  184. >He laughs heartily at this
  185. >”Heh heh heh, you ponies are always fun to scare….”
  186. >The dragon shows you his claws
  187. >”It gets me goin’ you know?!”
  188. >The dragon suddenly lunges and then stops at the last moment
  189. >An insane smile is inches away from your face
  190. >You feel his hot breath. It smells of sulfur and it’s almost enough to make you gag
  191. >Your eyes wander to those sharp teeth. Getting bitten would hurt like a bitch
  192. Well….you had your fun. I’ll just go do filly stuff yep.
  193. >Give him an innocent smile
  194. >He growls
  195. >”I ‘aint done with you yet”
  196. >He grabs you with his large claws
  197. >You nearly pee yourself in terror
  198. >”All of this is making me real hot.....”
  199. >He sniffs you and then turns you around
  200. >A long and unpleasantly hot sensation runs along your fillyhood
  201. >He pulls his tongue back slowly
  202. >”Mmmm I thought I smelled a little slut!”
  203. >”We’re gonna have some real fun!”
  204. >You scream in terror
  205. >He just laughs and roars into the skies
  206. >He forces you into a doggy position
  207. >You turn sharply around and struggle
  208. >But it just makes him hard
  209. >Oh god
  210. >He’s got two pointy dragon dongs
  211. >And they’re huge…
  212.  
  213. It’s not gonna fit! It’s not gonna fit! Bad dragon!
  214. >You scream at him frantically
  215. >”YEAH!”
  216. >He roars
  217. >”KEEP SCREAMING!”
  218. PLEASE!
  219. >He chuckles
  220. >”Fine, let’s lube you up!”
  221. >Before you can react he scratches your cheek with a claw
  222. >Blood runs onto it
  223. >Then he swiftly jams a claw into your fillyhood
  224. >You scream as you feel some of your little hole tear
  225. >It’s bleeding, and you grit your teeth
  226. >Then he slams your head into the dirt
  227. >”Time to eat you up!”
  228. >His first dragon dong slams into you
  229. >It hurts like crazy
  230. >It goes all the way in one thrust
  231. >The dragon dong wriggles and nearly tears your cervix
  232. >You cry out but it seems to arouse him more
  233. >It’s such a tight fit you think you’re going to burst
  234. >His other dong flails and slaps against your clit and all around
  235. >You’re in too much pain to feel pleasure
  236. >He continues to pound into you
  237. >The dragon lets out beastial roars with each thrust
  238. >Pulling all the way out
  239. >And then slamming it in again before you can feel relief
  240. >Each time it hits your cervix and you cry out
  241. >Every scream is accompanied by his roars of joy
  242. >And he occasionally breathes fires into the skies
  243. >Then he pulls out suddenly
  244. >You pant with tears in your eyes
  245. >It’s over
  246. >But then he mounts you again
  247. >Your head slams back into the dirt
  248. >He’s putting all his weight on you
  249. >And you feel like you’re going to snap in two
  250. >His scaly body brushes uncomfortably close against you
  251. >”Get ready my slutty prey~”
  252. >”The fun is going to be doubled.”
  253.  
  254. >He then bites onto your neck and you scream in agony
  255. AAAAAAAAAAAAGH IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
  256. >His insane laughter is muffled from his teeth sinking into your flesh
  257. >He penetrates you again even harder than before
  258. >You feel like it’s going to tear you apart
  259. >It stretches your folds sharply to the left
  260. >And then his other dong swiftly enters you
  261. >This one goes even further
  262. >You can feel it in your womb as is vibrates and writhes
  263. >Blood seeps from your undeveloped hole and you begin to sob
  264. >”MMMMMMMMMMMMMM~”
  265. >He pounds harder and harder
  266. >You’re shaking with each thrust and it causes his teeth to sink deeper in you
  267. >Everything is pure agony
  268. >He swiftly pulls both out, but you knows what’s coming
  269. >He arches his back
  270. >And then slams them both straight into you
  271. >Each slam your cervix and go all the way to your womb
  272. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
  273. >You try using your contractions to push him out, but it puts him further in
  274. >You feel yourself internally bleeding
  275. >He pounds away for a few minutes, but it feels like hours
  276.  
  277. >Suddenly the dragon stops biting
  278. >Then he stands up while you’re still penetrated
  279. >One of the dongs goes out of you, but the other one still writhes and twitches within you
  280. >”You ready for a snack you little wussy?”
  281. >”You’re gonna eat it!”
  282. >What?
  283. >Without warning he slams in his free dong dry
  284. >Right into your anus
  285. >Tearing you sphincter and going into your colon
  286. >You scream again and fresh tears run down you
  287. >The bleeding is bad you can feel it leak from your torn anus
  288. >Blood pulls down, but the agony is not over
  289. >His dong snakes its way through your intestines and through your digestive track
  290. >It goes up past your esophagus and into your mouth
  291. >You breathe through your nose as you begin to choke
  292. >Your entire body is writhing in agony at this invader
  293. >You’re bleeding like crazy
  294. >He stops holding onto you and you are held in midair by his dong in your two holes
  295. MMMMMMPPPHHHHH!
  296.  
  297. >”Ah yeah! You like that!”
  298. >He begins to thrust and flap his wings
  299. >He laughs and roars and breathes fire into the skies as you twitch in pure agony
  300. >He licks his lips at your muffled screams and runs his claws along your muzzle
  301. >”YEAH! Choke on it!”
  302. >He begins thrusting harder and the dongs feel hotter and hotter
  303. >Almost burning hot
  304. >Then he releases
  305. >He roars loudly
  306. >His first dong inflates releases into your womb and fills it with what feels like boiling lava
  307. >His seed is so plentiful it leaks and pools beneath the blood below the two of you
  308. >Then his other inflates and dragon dong releases
  309. >You can feel it heat up your entire body
  310. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHH!
  311. >You can feel it travel through you and then it shoots out of your mouth
  312. >But most of it pools into your mouth and causes you to choke more
  313. >It was like being forced to swallow boiling water
  314. >He just laughs and snorts
  315. >Before the dongs can deflate he pulls them out sharply
  316. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
  317. >You collapse and curl into a pool of bodily fluids and blood
  318. >You wet yourself in terror
  319. >The dragon laughs
  320. >”You were a real yummy slut!”
  321. >”But I won’t eat ya! You’re covered in my jizz!”
  322. >He shudders and flies off
  323. >”Maybe the timber wolves will have fun with ya!”
  324. >He calls out as he disappears from sight
  325. >You whimper
  326.  
  327. >The sight of the castle comes into view
  328. >Jibber trotting along with Raritan and Disc
  329. >There are no guards around the castle
  330. >Celestia probably dismissing them for the event
  331. >The three ponies reach the large doors and open them
  332. >Luna is sitting at the side of the throne with Celestia on top
  333. >Celestia already begins the walk downward toward Jibbers
  334. >"Ah Jibber, we've been waiting"
  335. >"Your work during the vietnom war is phenominal"
  336. >Looking down at his missing leg
  337. >"And at such a cost"
  338. >Jibbers just nods in respect
  339. >Celestia is now at the foot of the throne and turns
  340. >Lowering her flank to be on level with jibbers
  341. >Swaying her sunbutt from side to side
  342. >"All heroes deserve a reward"
  343. >Jibber looks back at Raritan and Disc as they beckon him on
  344. >With his heart racing, jibber runs forward
  345. >Mounting her and edging forward
  346. >With a single thrust he penetrates as Celestia "Oh's"
  347. >It was difficult with only having three legs
  348. >Each thrust being slowed by that factor
  349. >Celestia wasn't going to let that falter the situation
  350. >using her magic to engulf the missing leg of Jibbers
  351. >A partly see through leg is now in place of the missing one
  352. >"I think you'll need this"
  353. >Jibber now regaining his missing power is plowing into her
  354. >Celestia being lunged forward on each hit
  355. >That wasn't good enough for her though
  356. >Jibbers and the princess start to grow in size
  357. >The three others lift their heads and watch
  358. >Now just a short distance from the ceiling
  359.  
  360. >Jibbers continues his deep thrust into Celestia
  361. >Now slamming Celestia against the inner castle walls
  362. >Each hit shaking the castle from the inside
  363. >Luna is getting quite wet from the whole encounter
  364. >"Maybe we should share the rewards, sister"
  365. >Her voice goes unheard with all of the commotion
  366. >She gets angry and looks toward Raritan and Disc
  367. >"You two will please us"
  368. >Raritan and Disc look at eachother with a smile
  369. >Giving their signature double penetration hoof bump
  370. >They both start walking in Luna's direction
  371. >But Luna takes the first start
  372. >Jumping on top of Raritan's already hardened member
  373. >Her back on the ground while Luna stands with a smile
  374. >Lowering herself on top while Raritan gives out heavy breaths
  375. >Sliding smoothly onto his member
  376. >Disc has already rounded behind Luna and lifts upward
  377. >Pushing down on Luna and lowering her even further onto Raritan's shaft
  378. >Giving just a perfect height for him to enter the flank side
  379. >Pushing inward while Luna gives out a sexy cry
  380. >Her horn pulsing with magic as the three of you begin to enlarge as well
  381. >She's being forced from both holes
  382. >Each hit from Disc forcing her further along Raritan's member
  383. >She's now even in height with Celestia who is still being rammed by Jib
  384. >Turning around, Celestia sees her sister being double penetrated
  385. >Actually a little jealous that she has just this one pony on her
  386. >She won't be out done by her sister
  387. >She is the almighty ruler of this land
  388.  
  389.  
  390. >The walls of the castle starts to disintegrate
  391. >Rar and Disc pausing in awe at the castle disappearing before them
  392. >The matter is swished around in the air and begins to take form
  393. >A large shining dildo is formed above all of you
  394. >Even Luna has her mouth open at the sight
  395. >Celestia and jibber are lifted into the air
  396. >Jibber could still feel ground below him, so he continues his pounding
  397. >The large castle made dildo moves below the two of them
  398. >With no hesitation it's slammed into Celestia's wet entrance
  399. >you can almost hear hundreds of sheltered ponies faint at the sight
  400. >Her large moans could be heard across canterlot
  401. >Each thrust of the dildo leaking out more of her juices
  402. >Luna wasn't going to have any of this
  403. >Angry that her minions have stopped just to stare
  404. >She wasn't going to keep being 'showed up' by her sister
  405. >Screaming can be heard in the background as her horn lights up
  406. >Raritan and Disc turn to see what's causing it
  407. >The train was lifted off the track and was flying toward Luna
  408. >At the same time magic is coursed through the boners of Rar and Disc
  409. >Their heart jumping in place as they continue their slams into the princess
  410. >Raritan lifts her head to look upward at the train
  411. >It still had several ponies on board
  412. >Luna lifts her mouth open and the liquid from celestia's orgasms coat the train
  413. >Celestia slightly irritated that her own juices were being used
  414. >The train was now lubricated as it starts to slide into Luna's mouth
  415.  
  416. >You can see the outside of the train move deep into her
  417. >Screams of the ponies on board being silenced
  418. >It takes several seconds for the train to completely slide in
  419. >Luna doesn't let it complete though
  420. >Letting the end of it stick out of her mouth
  421. >You could actually see the texture of the train on her throat
  422. >She's using her magic to slide it back and forth only slightly
  423. >Her moans replaced by groans of pleasure
  424. >Raritan and Disc are shocked... as they continue to plow her
  425. >Celestia is fuming with anger
  426. >She begins to rise even further and emit light
  427. >The dildo and Jibbers seperate from her
  428. >She gives a sharp look at Jibber
  429. >Jibbers body snaps as 2 others are split from him
  430. >The three of their cocks are glowing at the veins
  431. >They felt normal but the areas around them are melting
  432. >Giving off intensive heat like that of the sun, just more controll
  433. >They look at eachother and grin with a "fuck yeah" face
  434. >They all jumps forward toward Celestia
  435. >Pinning her against the mountain side
  436. >Even Luna stopped to look at the red pulsing members of each Jibber
  437. >The first two jibbers go for the back entrances
  438. >The third one climbing on top of the mountain and lowering himself on her
  439. >Every entrance to Celestia is closed and sealed off
  440. >The burning heat bringing extreme ecstasy to her body
  441. >The extra heat from friction burning at the sides
  442. >Houses and part of the mountain begin to melt
  443. >Celestia's muffled moans could be heard across equestria
  444.  
  445. >She wasn't going to just one up her sister though
  446. >This was her kindgdom to dominate
  447. >Clouds and water around equestria begin to spin
  448. >Flying in Celestia's direction while she's still being dominated
  449. >Spinning around her chest
  450. >Searing heat piercing all of her worthy entrances
  451. >Cold and cool air teasing her in the middle
  452. >The sensation was almost unreal to describe
  453. >Luna wasn't going to take it any more
  454. >Swallowing the rest of the train
  455. >Stomping her hoof against the ground
  456. >Canterlot starts to violently shake
  457. >Luna and Celestia were looking straight at eachother
  458. >The whole place starts to slide down the mountain
  459. >It was a race of who would finish first
  460. >Luna uses her magic to manipulate both Disc and raritan
  461. >Canterlot was now halfway toward the ground
  462. >Ponies and buildings are ripping off and flying through the air
  463. >Both sisters nearing climax with all of the rush
  464. >They are dead set on beating eachother
  465. >Canterlot now only a few seconds from the ground
  466. >They give out deep moans as they climax
  467. >Orgasms that would rival the creation of planets
  468. >As the princesses finish their screams, canterlot hits the floor
  469. >Materials and the like flying everywhere
  470. >The dust settles as everything comes to a calm
  471. >The enlarged ponies were unaffected by the fall
  472. >Jibbers forms back into one as the other two stare at him
  473. >They look at the princesses panting on the ground, shrug, and start walking away
  474. >The magic keeping them large fading as the distance increases
  475.  
  476. >You are now Driverbang, professional cool guy.
  477. >You don't talk much, but when you do people cream themselves and immediately start trying to jerk you off.
  478. >You're driving around in your Ferrari in P0nyville.
  479. >You've written about this place before, but you've never thought about how boring it was to walk from place to place.
  480. >That's when you decided to write yourself in a fucking sweet ride.
  481. >This baby can do 0 to pony in 2 seconds flat.
  482. >Beat that, Rainbow Dyke.
  483. >Anyway, you're driving through P0nyville, making all the bitches water their gardens with their body hoses...
  484. >when you realize that there's just no excitement in your life anymore.
  485. >You've already tapped just about every mare in this Celestia-forsaken place.
  486. >You need something new.
  487. >Something exciting.
  488. >You're about to contemplate writing yourself into a skydiving session, when...
  489. >Off on the horizon, you see something happening in Canterlot.
  490. >Is that...?
  491. >You lift your designer shades that read: "Based God" along the sides.
  492. >By now, the other citizens have taken notice of the spectacle as well.
  493. >"It's a bird!"
  494. >"It's a train!"
  495. No... It's...
  496. Raritan...
  497. >You flip your shades down and are about to take off when you notice a sweet piece of ass nearby.
  498. Hey baby, wanna go for a ride?
  499. >You wink.
  500. >She hops in and get comfy.
  501. >You put your ride into gear and floor it towards the castle.
  502.  
  503. >The fastest way to the castle is through the Everfree Forest.
  504. >Of course, there's the longer route that circumvents it, but you're in a hurry.
  505. >And you've got a strawberry-maned babe to impress with your stalliony-ness.
  506. >You plunge through the forests, barely avoiding crashing into trees along the way.
  507. >You hear "Oohs," "Ahs," and "Eeeps" from the passenger seat.
  508. >You just grin and continue being a total badass.
  509. >Suddenly, you see a small dark brown mass directly in front of your car.
  510. >You swerve to avoid it, sending your car out of control and hurtling backwards into a thick mass of trees.
  511. >Using your rear-view, you pull hard on the steering wheel to the left and right, trying to avoid crashing.
  512. >You slam on the brakes and after several more adrenaline-filled seconds, the car come to rest sandwiched between two trees.
  513. >You get out to take a look at the damage.
  514. >Not a scratch on her.
  515. >Damn, you're good.
  516. >This is why all the mares want to be in your stories.
  517. You alright, Shortcake?
  518. >The mare looks dazed, but nods.
  519. >You leave her to collect herself and trot back to check up on the cause of your near-accident.
  520.  
  521. >The tiny brown ball in your path turns out to be a little filly.
  522. >She's unconscious and... for some reason, her backside looks really bad.
  523. >She looks like she's been through hell.
  524. >There must be something you can do to help her...
  525. >You keep staring at her stretched out fillyhood.
  526. >You want to say that it's disgusting and horrifying.
  527. >You want to say that you'd never dream of touching a filly.
  528. >That it'd be the furthest thing from your mind.
  529. >Ever.
  530. >But there's something about this filly.
  531. >Something pulling you in.
  532. >Making your member twitch with excitement.
  533. >Before you know it, you're staring at her face-to-flank.
  534. >You get a big whiff of her subtle, developing filly musk as you stare at her cutie mark.
  535. >It's something you recognize from a far-off dream.
  536. >It looks like a flashlight with some weird, up-side-down mare vagina on it.
  537. >You're about to give her cunt a nice long lick when...
  538. >You shake your head violently.
  539. >What are you doing?
  540. >You're no filly-foaler!
  541. >And this little p0ny needs help.
  542. >It's time to remember that you're a cool guy.
  543. >You gather up the little filly and take her back to your ride.
  544. >Celestia would know how to help her.
  545. >And you were already on your way to Canterlot.
  546. >You set her down between you and your passenger mare and throw the car back into gear.
  547.  
  548.  
  549. >In no time, you're racing back through the Everfree.
  550. >You're doing your best, but you can't help thinking about the sweet plot right by your side.
  551. >You're shaking in your seat.
  552. >You can barely hold onto the steering wheel with your trembling hooves.
  553. >It's pretty hard to drive with an erection.
  554. >You're sweating bullets, unable to take your mind off of p0ny plot.
  555. >You're about to cave in and rut this filly silly when you get an idea.
  556. Hey baby, want to know why they call me Driverbang?
  557. >She blushes and smirks, nodding.
  558. >Thank Celestia!
  559. >You rub her forehoof, trailing yours along her withers and up to her mane.
  560. >You stroke her mane briefly.
  561. >She opens her mouth to say something, but you can't take this arousal anymore.
  562. >You slide your hoof up behind her neck and slam her mouth around your bulging stallion cock.
  563. >She groans and flails slightly in protest, but you simply hold her tight.
  564. >You push her deeper, cringing as you feel her hot, flat tongue slide down your shaft.
  565. >Her body sinks down in order to accommodate to her new situation.
  566. >She's now practically laying on the filly between you.
  567. >You hear Shortcake gag and watch her body twitch.
  568. >This only causes you to push her deeper down your rod.
  569.  
  570. >Her saliva starts to pool around your balls, warm until it catches the passing air.
  571. >Her tongue massages your dick, lapping at your base, flattening and contracting.
  572. >She may be outwardly putting up a fight, but deep down, you know she's loving it.
  573. >She's looks up at you, her blue eyes shimmering in a sea of white .
  574. >She's staring to tear up now.
  575. >Not from distaste.
  576. >But from being unable to breathe.
  577. >You push her down once more, allowing her tongue to lap at your testicles.
  578. >You shiver from the sensation and begin to buck your hips.
  579. >You send your car into fits of acceleration from the motion.
  580. >Just as you let your seed burst into and down your marefriend's throat,
  581. >You also emerge from the Everfree in a hail of leaves.
  582. >The rest of the drive to Canterlot is conducted in a similar manner.
  583. >This mare is one kinky bitch.
  584. >You end up somehow managing to 69, have her ride you cowgirl, and even do the Applebuck position.
  585. >You clearly are the best stallion ever.
  586. >Eventually, you make your way to Canterlot.
  587.  
  588. >Unfortunately, Raritan has long since departed.
  589. >All that remains of Canterlot is wreckage.
  590. >As you pull up, p0nies are crying, complaining about their homes and businesses.
  591. >You pass by more, some packing their things, others organizing relief efforts, even more just sulking in disbelief.
  592. What the hell happened here?
  593. >You look to your passenger who simply shrugs, a sex-addled haze floating around her head.
  594. >You sigh and drive on.
  595. >You continue on to the castle.
  596. >Or at least where the castle SHOULD be.
  597. >You see a slightly larger-than-they-should-be Celestia and Luna.
  598. >And they're shrinking by the moment.
  599. >They finally get to be their appropriate sizes.
  600. >You step out of your car, lugging along your filly friend.
  601. Celestia. What in your name happened here?
  602. >"Oh, Driver... We were having a, umm... celebration... And things got a bit... out of hoof."
  603. Is that right?
  604. >Luna steps in, bleating: "YES, OUR PREPERATIONS WERE MOST HASTILY MADE."
  605. >You smirk inwardly.
  606. >Fucking Raritan.
  607. >You know he got a piece of princess plot.
  608. >You just shake your head and drop the filly down on the ground in front of you.
  609. My princess, this little one needs help. She seems... off...
  610. >Celestia's eyes light up. "Of course we will tend to her."
  611. >You walk back to your car and get in.
  612. >Before driving off, you decide to do the princesses a favor and write Canterlot back into working order.
  613. >You're already long gone when Celestia trains her eyes on Slasher, a wild smirk covering her face.
  614. >"I know just how to FIX HER."