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Shoutouts to Marvel guy.

By: a guest on Jun 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.90 KB  |  hits: 74  |  expires: Never
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  1. >oh shit
  2. >today's the big day
  3. >your duel with bandit keith
  4. >this wasn't anything like you expected
  5. >when discord said he'd take you to equestria, you thought he meant ponyville
  6. >yet here you are in the desert, a revolver in one hand and cold sweat in the other
  7. >and standing fifty paces away is a young colt with a revolver as well
  8. >"On the count of three. No cheatin', ya hear?"
  9. "Y-You too..."
  10. >Fuck.
  11. >"One..."
  12. >"Two..."
  13. >oh fuck
  14. >oh shit
  15. >dear God or Celestia or whatever
  16. >when I die, please let me be reincarnated as a pony
  17. >"Three!"
  18. >you close your eyes, pull up your weapon, and pull the trigger
  19. >you feel a sharp pain in your hand, and you fall to the ground clenching it tightly
  20. >blood trickles down onto the hot dirt, and you can barely hear the shanty townsfolk clamoring on about something
  21. >"Oh Celestia, is he alright!?"
  22. >"Don't worry, he'll live. But with an injury like that, he'll never be able to shoot again."
  23. >fuck
  24. >wait, why do you even care? you're no gunslinger
  25. >you open your eye and see the ponies all crowded around bandit keith
  26. >come to think of it, wasn't bandit keith some yugioh character?
  27. >in any case, looks like you actually managed to hit the little shit
  28. >he's bleeding pretty badly
  29. >you managed to hit him right in the hoof
  30. >BK: "What did you say...?"
  31. >Doctor Dose (that's your nickname for him): "I said you're never gonna be able to shoot again with a hoof like that."
  32. >oh shit
  33. >you managed to hit him right in the hoof. nice shot
  34. >he trots over to you, limping
  35. >"Hey! Stranger! Do you have any idea what you just did!?"
  36. >you look at his flank. the little pastel bullet that was there a minute ago had already vanished
  37. "Uh, well, I..."
  38. >he walks over to you and whispers into your ear
  39. >"Thank ya, stranger. I think you just saved both of our lives."
  40. >and with that he walks away, leaving you bleeding onto the ground
  41. >you should probably get that looked at
  42. >fuck that stings
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