Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Guest

Shoo Bee Doo

By: a guest on Nov 5th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 13.71 KB  |  hits: 306  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >day shoo bee doo in Equestria
  2. >visiting Vinyl and Octavia
  3. >you kind of have a vague and undefined friends-with-etc. thing with Octavia
  4. >so does Vinyl
  5. >just sitting on the couch talking about music
  6. >Vinyl and Octavia are passing a joint back and forth
  7. >it's some of Applejack's finest
  8. >you politely decline their offers
  9. >you don't know what's in that shit but the first time you tried it, after a couple of hits you tried to take your pants off over your head
  10. >at least that's what Vinyl told you afterwards
  11. >she thinks it was hilarious
  12. >Vinyl thinks a lot of things are hilarious
  13. >she's a bit of a pothead
  14. >that's why she wears sunglasses all the time, to hide her red eyes [spoiler]HUEHUEHUEHUEHUA[/spoiler]
  15. >Octavia exhales cutely, already a bit glassy-eyed
  16. >and says "Oh!  Anon, Vinyl, I've got a little surprise for both of you"
  17. o rly
  18. >Octavia giggles at your owlface and gets out a little bottle
  19. >Vinyl says "Booze?"
  20. >Octavia boops her on the nose.  "No, silly."
  21. >she shows you the label
  22. >it says "were-seapony potion"
  23.  
  24. >Vinyl smirks and nuzzles her roommate and sometimes lover
  25. >"Do you have something special in mind, Tavi dear?"
  26. >"Indeed I do.  Ever done it in the water, either of you?"
  27. >you smile
  28. "Well, I do like swimming."
  29. >Octavia leans over and kisses you gently
  30. >she nibbles your lips softly
  31. >her mouth tastes of weed, but she's such a good kisser you don't mind
  32. >these ponies tended to be very good kissers, you had noticed
  33. >their lips were almost prehensile
  34. >Vinyl is grinning ear to ear
  35. >"So, how's it work, Tavi?"
  36. >"I just drink the potion and say the magic words, and it'll turn me into a seapony for 24 hours."
  37. >she paused to read the label again
  38. >"Well, no time like the present."
  39. >she uncorks the bottle and drinks most of its contents, and makes a face.  Then she reads from the label
  40. >"Klaatu barata, ni...  hmm.  I can't read this word."
  41. >"Nipples!" shouts Vinyl, diving at Octavia's groin, to suck on one of her nipples right there on the couch
  42. >Octavia moans a bit and starts giggling.  "Klaatu barata nipples!"
  43. You smirk.  "I would have thought the magic words would be 'shoo bee doo, shoo bee doo."
  44. >this brings forth gales of laughter from both of them
  45. >Octavia finishes the bottle and says "Shoo bee doo!  Shoo--"
  46. >and there is a blue around her body
  47. >and there is a horrible cracking and popping sound as her limbs appear to lengthen
  48. >something's wrong
  49.  
  50. >her forelegs and hindlegs stretch like taffy
  51. >and each limb divides into two, splitting from the hoof back down to the shoulder of flank
  52. >the new limbs grow, each of them is a good two meters long, lined with rows of suction-cup suckers
  53. >Octavia's eyes are closed and she's shuddering and panting
  54. >"Tavi?"  asks Vinyl.  "Are you all right?"
  55. >Octavia opens her eyes, which look a bit unfocused
  56. >"I think so, but this isn't what I was expecting."
  57. "I think those weren't the correct magic words."
  58. >she waves and wiggles her new octopus tentacles experimentally, then grabs Vinyl with all four of her new upper arms and pulls her close for a gentle kiss
  59. >with another tentacle she touches your face gently, tentatively
  60. >you expected the skin to be slimy, like some kind of cold mollusk, but it's warm and dry
  61. >She grins.  "I think I can deal."
  62. >Vinyl starts giggling uncontrollably and falls off the couch
  63. >Octavia laughs at this, then turns to you
  64. >and wraps four arms around your back, and two more around each of your legs, positioning herself on top of you, nibbling on your ear
  65. >the very tip of one of her tentacles, smaller than your pinky finger, draws a little trail up your neck, then touches your lips, prodding insistently
  66. >you suck on it gently
  67. >she moans softly and whispers into your ear.  "This is going to be so much fun."
  68.  
  69. >The three of you repair to the bathroom.  Tavi has no trouble moving with her new limbs, but it's a bit strange to watch her wriggling along at floor level.
  70. >Vinyl fills the tub, bending over and wiggling her horsey bubble-butt at you both
  71. >You reach over and put a hand on each of her hips, squeezing gently.
  72. >"Ooo.  Are you going to ravish me, you, you, you human?  Tavi's told me so much about you and your hot monkey dick."
  73. >Tavi flicks her on the forehead with the tip of a tentacle.  "Wait your turn."  This elicits a raspberry from Vinyl.
  74. >The three of you almost fit in the tub.  Tavi sits on the edge, exposing her belly and newly changed genitalia
  75. >You knew her body fairly well.  She'd had a typical mare's reproductive anatomy previously, but now, this was a bit different.
  76. >In the center of her bundle of "legs," just below her belly, she had what appeared to be a cute little pink sphincter.  She touches herself gently with the tip of a tentacle, breathing heavily.
  77. >you run your fingertips around it, with Vinyl looking over your shoulder and gently biting your ear
  78. >Tavi moans softly
  79. >and you slip one finger into her, just one, into the little pink ring of tissue, exploring her new body
  80. >there appear to be two channels inside it, one smaller, lower down, and one larger, you think the term for this may be "cloaca"
  81. >and she is already becoming moist
  82. >you slip your finger in deeper and she growls softly, leans forward, and presses her tongue into your mouth, hugging you with almost painful force
  83. >"Go, tiger," whispers Vinyl in your ear.  "She likes that."  She reaches down with one marshmallow hoof to touch your cock lightly.
  84.  
  85. >Octavia breaks the kiss.  Her cheeks are flushed and she's breathing hard, and your finger's still inside her.
  86. >"So," she grins.  "Who'd like to eat some seafood?"
  87. "Me first, please."
  88. >"I, Octavia, Queen of the Octopus Ponies, grant your request, Anonymous."
  89. >Vinyl snorts.  "You're the only Octopus Pony."
  90. >"Quiet, you," says Octavia, putting one tentacle into Vinyl's mouth, and using another to pluck gently at her nipples.
  91. >you kneel, and would not be able to keep your balance this way if Octavia did not put her tentacles around your shoulders.
  92. >She puts one especially large sucker next to your mouth and says "Kissy kissy!" and you kiss and lick the almost mouth-sized sucker tenderly.
  93. >then you commence to kiss and lick the little pink donut exterior of her new cloaca, drawing little squeaks of pleasure from her
  94. >she puts a tentacle on the back of your head and says, "oh, yes, right there, just like that, all the way around it feels like my clit did"
  95. >you press the tip of your tongue into the opening and are rewarded with incoherent moans of joy and a little squeeze of the tentacle around the back of your head
  96. >she reaches the tip of yet another tentacle down to your groin and begins to tickle your balls lightly with it
  97. >you moan into her
  98. >you see that she has now inserted squirming tentacles into Vinyl's cunt and anus, and Vinyl is sucking on a third avidly as she squirms in silent bliss
  99. >you moisten a finger with your tongue and slip it inside her as you continue to work
  100. >"Oh, Anon," she hisses.  "Don't stop, you're going to make me come."
  101.  
  102. >she grows hotter and wetter inside
  103. >you put a second finger inside her, one in her vagina and one into her anus
  104. >and begin to pump them in and out, still licking and kissing and nibbling at the sensitive ring around the exterior
  105. >"Play me, Anonymous," she moans.  "Play my cunt, make me sing!"
  106. >she begins squeezing your fingers and pumping her hips
  107. >and cries out your name just once, panting and gasping and making little whinnying sounds of joy, squeezing your shoulders and chest in her tentacles
  108. >when she stops shuddering, you stop and slowly withdraw your fingers
  109. >she is staring down at you with a big smile, her eyes glassy with lust
  110. >well, no, don't flatter yourself, they're both stoned
  111. >Vinyl is still squirming away, her eyes derped with pleasure as three of Octavia's tentacles continue to writhe and twist inside her
  112. >she appears to be coming again, you note with detachment
  113. >Tavi smiles at you, and pulls you up to her face, and gives you a long, sloppy kiss and you suckle gently on her probing tongue
  114. >"I want you in me now, Anonymous."
  115. >you smile
  116. "I wonder, does this count as your virginity, since it's your first time as an octopus?"
  117. >Vinyl is trying to laugh but she's still got that tentacle in her mouth
  118. >Tavi chuckles and kisses you again, and wraps the slender tip of one of her tentacles around your cock, squeezing and stroking you.
  119. >It feels amazing, and you hug her and moan softly
  120. >"Ah ah ah, Anonymous.  The Queen requires your seed.  Give me your seed, human!" she says with a smile.
  121.  
  122. >You move up face to face with her, with her four "arms" around your back, and two of her "legs" wrapped around each of yours.
  123. >It feels almost like she's kissing you with her suckers.
  124. >Vinyl has disengaged herself from the tentacles and is standing behind you, kissing the back of your neck.
  125. "Ready, Tavi?"
  126. >her response is another kiss
  127. "I don't want to hurt you, sweetie.  You're kind of small down there now."
  128. >"You aren't going to break me, Anon.  I'm not some porcelain doll.  Now fuck me."
  129. >she unwraps one tentacle from around your back to grab your cock and guide its tip to her cute puckered cloaca
  130. >"Stick your cock inside me.  Fill me up with it and fill me up with your hot, hot monkey seed.  Fuck me like we're making a foal."
  131. >Vinyl snickers.  "She wants to make half-human, half-pony, half-octopus abominations with you, Anonymous," and licks your ear.
  132. >you grin and turn to kiss Vinyl.
  133. "Well, maybe we can.  I'm half gorilla, half alligator, and half earthquake myself."
  134. >Vinyl laughs.  "That's bullshit, but I believe it."
  135. >Tavi smiles.  "Enough talk," she says, and tugs on your cock.
  136. >You take a deep breath.
  137. >And press the tip of your cock against her opening.
  138. >And plunge inside in a single motion.
  139. >Tavi makes a high-pitched squeak.
  140. >You stop.
  141. "Am I hurting you?"
  142. >her response is to squeeze her hips against yours, pulling you all the way inside her.
  143.  
  144. >she is hot and wonderful inside, as she always is
  145. >you've dated a number of mares since your arrival in this strange, brightly colored world
  146. >Tavi has become a favorite of yours
  147. >she moans your name, and moves her hips against yours again
  148. >and you commence moving in and out of her
  149. >with Vinyl hugging you from behind and kissing your neck and ears
  150. >and whispering to you
  151. >"Fuck her harder, Anon.  Tavi's a dirty girl and she likes it rough.  Trust me, I know."
  152. >you kiss Tavi on the neck
  153. >"Faster," she says.  "Fuck me harder."
  154. >she's squeezing you almost painfully with her tentacles
  155. >four "arms" around your back, four "legs" around your waist and hips
  156. >she's making enormous hickies all over your back
  157. >and your motions are splashing water on the bathroom floor, but no one cares right now
  158. >she's making that growling sound she sometimes makes
  159. >you can tell she's going to come soon
  160. >Vinyl is still holding onto you, but rubbing her cunt with one marshmallow hoof now.  "oog, so hot," she whispers
  161. >and you look at Octavia's black mane
  162. >god, you love that mane, you always liked human women with long black hair back on Earth
  163. >and she cries out your name
  164. >and her cunt squeezes down on you
  165. >and you say her name, "Tavi.  Oh, Tavi--"
  166. >and the world goes away in a gush of white fire and light
  167. >as you follow her over the edge
  168. >and pump your seed into her
  169. >she screams wordlessly
  170.  
  171. >you hold each other, dazed and blissful
  172. >Tavi breaks the silence
  173. >"Anonymous, you'd better be careful.  You could turn a girl's head.  I think I saw stars."
  174. "It's always good with you, too."
  175. >She snickers.  "Once you go earth pony, you never go back."
  176. >"But you're not an earth pony right now," says Vinyl, smirking.  "Anyway, it's my turn."
  177. >Tavi reclines in the tub, and you sit in front of her, your back to her
  178. >Vinyl says, "Now, Anon, how do you feel about facials?"
  179. "For me or for you?"
  180. >she boops you on the nose.  "For me, silly monkey man."
  181. >Tavi whispers in your ear, "Vinyl is pretty freaky when she gets going."
  182. >you have no problem with this
  183. >Tavi is playing with your cock, using her tentacles
  184. >you're already getting hard again
  185. >Vinyl stands above you, grinning, and rubs her cunt again.  "You know how I like it."  Then she kneels in front of you and begins kissing and licking the tip of your cock.
  186. >Tavi slides a tentacle around Vinyl's waist and into her cunt again, making her eyes cross.  "Not fair, Tavi."
  187. >"And you love me for it."
  188. >And you see a glow from Vinyl's horn
  189. >and suddenly the sensations are almost unbearable
  190. >you cry out
  191. >Vinyl says, "I didn't hurt you, did I?"
  192. "What are you doing?"
  193. >"Telekinetically stimulating the nerve endings in your cock."
  194. "Magic?"
  195. >"Yeah.  How else am I going to make you shoot in my face?"
  196.  
  197. "You like that kind of thing?"
  198. >"I'm having sex with a talking ape from another dimension, and you're surprised that I'm kind of weird?"
  199. >well, she had you there
  200. >and she had you in her mouth again, too
  201. >and it felt very, very nice
  202. >you reached out and began stroking her horn as her head bobbed up and down
  203. >which made her eyes roll back
  204. >Tavi put another tentacle in her, this time into her ass
  205. >"Oh, I'm so going to get you for this later."
  206. >"I look forward to it."
  207. >then, again, that amazing feeling as she magically stimulated the nerve endings in your cock
  208. >but not overwhelming this time
  209. >She smiles at you.  "That's it.  Shoot in my face, sweetie.  I want your cum all over my face."
  210. >you are all but paralyzed with joy
  211. >"Help him over the edge, Tavi."
  212. >Tavi smiles.  "Prepare your body, Anonymous."
  213. >before you can ask what she means, she has stuck one of her tentacles into your ass also and is massaging your prostate divinely with it
  214. >and you manage to squeak out Vinyl's name just once as you shoot your sticky white goo all over her face
  215. >she appears to come herself, moments later, shuddering and squealing and making the most adorable walleyed face
  216. >she licks her lips and grins at you
  217. >today was an octopus pony tentacle sex day