- >Day hashtags in Equestria
- >You are Fluttershy, rapist of humans
- >After many failed attempts to bed Anon, you have decided to pursue... another
- >His name?
- >Ralph.
- >Strong, tall, built like a brick shithouse
- >But he's very clumsy
- >Arrive at his door and knock
- >It opens
- >”Huh?”
- >He looks around left and right without thinking about down south
- “U-um... Down here...”
- >The hulking giant gazes upon you
- >Insta-wingboner
- >”What do you want, Fluttershy?”
- “I wanted to kn-know... Are carts made of biscuit your fetish?”
- >He scratches his head in confusion
- >”What, because of that movie I did?”
- >The throbbing in your wings becomes audible
- “...Movie?”
- >”Yeah where I defeat the bad guys and help a glitch in a video game become a real character.”
- >Wings softening slightly, you look to the ground in disappointment
- “Oh, okay...”
- >He begins to beam at you sultrily
- >”Tell ya what my fetish IS though.”
- >Your flattened ears perk up
- >He holds up his enormous fists and bumps his eyebrows up and down.
- >...Oh goodness.
- >The one thing that you can't stand. How so very typical
- “W-well... Guess I'll be goi-WAGH!”
- >Slamming the door shut, he smiles devilishly at you
- >...This did NOT go according to plan
- >Spend the rest of the day
- >Getting #rekt by Ralph.
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