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  1. >You confronts Discord in the void of chaos in order to defeat him
  2. >Right before Discord is slain a portal opens up behind You and sucks you in
  3. Discord:Oh you'll have lots of fun where you're going Anon.
  4. Discord:And your new form~
  5. >You feel your hips widen and your chest swell
  6. >Right before your vision darken, you feel your stomach grow a bit plumper
  7. >You wake up outside of sugarcube corner with Pinkie Pie staring at you
  8. "Hi anon! Where ya been for the past week?"
  9. >You scratch your head, since pinkie face and her voice had changed
  10. P:"Uhh Anon, did Rarity spray you with a new perfume? You smell really sweet"
  11. P:"Why you're looking at me like that? Is there something in my teeth?"
  12. >You're trying to understand the situation without panicking, but you simply can't ignore that pinkie is sniffing near your nether regions
  13. A:"Stop pinkie, I need to talk to twilight, where is she?"
  14. P:"She...?"
  15. P:"Oh I get it, today's opposite today!"
  16. P:"She's in her theater with spike... the dog!"
  17. >You quickly get up and push Pinkie guy from your crotch, it seems like Discord cast some sort attraction spell since Pinkie just won't let down
  18. >You embarrassingly go to Twilight's home covering yourself and trying to get out of view of the stallions