Pepsi and coca cola micro bottleponies with cola piss fun.tx

<Ctrl-S> You people got any new writing?

<Ctrl-S> LEt's write something then

<Ctrl-S> You're out walking home in the hot summer day and you're feeling a bit thirsty, ypu see a vending machine and put in some money, pressing the button for water.

<Ctrl-S> The machine goes CLUNK and drops out a bottle of cola, it looks like whoever filled the machine put cola where the water should be.

<Ctrl-S> Wait, the bottle's moving.

<Ctrl-S> You take a closer look at the bottle and you see that it isn't bottle shaped it's horse shaped and WHAT THE FUCK IT'S MOVING ON ITS OWN

<Ctrl-S> You drop the bottle in surprise and step back, hearing a odd noise come from the horse bottle.

<Ctrl-S> Is that bottle thing waving at you?

<Ctrl-S> You bend down for a closer look, as you get closer you can make out quiet words coming from the horse bottle

<Ctrl-S> "okay, that's right, come closer" it says, standing on its back legs and beckoning at you with its front.

<Schweppes> Kick it like a football

<Ctrl-S> The voices in your head say to kick it like a football, and because they seem pretty trustworthy, you stand up and give it a hard kick, sending it flying over onto a nearby lawn.

<Schweppes> YEAH

<Ctrl-S> "the voice seems happy about this, cheering "YEAH" as you look on in thirst as it stands back up.

<Ctrl-S> You decide to try getting a drink again, this time pressing the button for lemonade.

<Ctrl-S> You reach down into the collection box and find that you've gotten another horse bottle thing, pepsi this time instead of coke.

<Ctrl-S> You wonder in annoyance if any of the buttons are correct on this machine.

<metempsicosis> (> [10:54] (Ctrl-S) You wonder in annoyance if any of the buttons are correct on this machine.)

<metempsicosis> (>not wondering why the fuck there are living pony shaped bottles)

<Ctrl-S> You look at the weird hose bottle of pepsi looking for the lid, and find there isn't one

<Ctrl-S> >implying you werem't wondering that since the first pony bottle

<Ctrl-S> "Well how am i supposed to drink from a bottle with no lid?" you say to your self in annoyance

<Schweppes> (mlpg's response to that was: you suck its dick)

<Schweppes> ¯\(°_o)/¯

<Ctrl-S> "I pee it out, how else does a pony let liquid out" The bottle explains

<Ctrl-S> "I'm not drinking horse pee, even if it's pepsi from a weird living bottle" You say in disgust.

<Schweppes> do it

<Ctrl-S> "Actually i'm a pony." The pony bottle says

<metempsicosis> (I say kiss it.)

<Schweppes> all the more reason to do it

<Ctrl-S> "Oh, that's okay then, as long as you are a pony and not a horse" You say, warily examining the possibly pony pepsi bottle to detirmine if it

<Ctrl-S> 's really telling the truth or if it's just a horse trying to get you to drink its piss.

<Ctrl-S> Determining that it's shape matches that of a pony rather than that of a horse, and seeing as you're already in a close enough relationship to drink it's piss, you give it a kiss on the face and put its hindquarters to your mouth.

<Ctrl-S> It starts letting out a stream of pepsi pony pee that you thirstily drink.

<metempsicosis> (oh lawd)

<Schweppes> AWWWWWWW YEEAAAAAHHHHHH

<Schweppes> (this is hilarious)

<Ctrl-S> After drinking enough to sate your thirst, you gently lift the peeing plastic pepsi pony away from your mouth, feeling the stream trickle off as she stops pissing pepsi.

<metempsicosis> (>she)

<Ctrl-S> FUVK

<metempsicosis> (Pepsi Pony is male)

<Ctrl-S> IT*

<Ctrl-S> JUST FOR THAT, SHES NOW OFFICIALLY A SHE

<Ctrl-S> I was thinking about keeping it ambiguous until a reveal at the end that you turn gay from sucking a ponies cock, but now she's staying female

<Ctrl-S> You decide to go and get the other plastic pony thing from the grass, and pick it up.

<SavingThis> "I forgive you, those voices coming from inside your head sounded pretty trustworthy" the coca cola plastic pony says as you put him into your bag with the pepsi pony and walk home

* You are now known as Ctrl-S

<Ctrl-S> How did i do?