Octyrape

>Day 1201 in Equestria

>You've been here for the better part of 3 years, nearly 4.

>Rarity has recommended a classy night out for just the two of you, to a place in Canterlot she stumbled upon "by accident".

>Having grown up among borderline high-society, you're no stranger to quiet evenings, piano music, rare wines and the finer things in life

>"Wonderful, Darling! I'll meet you at the station after I close the shop for the day. Oh, it's going to be such fun, just the two of us!"

>Checking yourself infront of the mirror, you look pretty god damn classy

>With everything good, you head out the door

>And fall over Fluttershy

Oh for fucks sake

>"Hello, Anon!"

>She seems more chipper than usual, you might even say confident

Fluttershy.

>"Where are you going?"

I'm off for a nice evening out with Rarity, hopefully I can enjoy a quiet evening and not get harassed by anyone, namely, you.

>Her ears go flat and you wonder if it was because you said you wanted her not to be harassed or because you were going out with Rarity

>"w-well y-you have a n-nice night out... Anon..."

>So much for confidence

>You shake your head as she flies away

Bloody horse.

>You meet Rarity at the station 10 minutes later

>"Ready to go?"

Yeah. Never been to Canterlot before, except when I first got here. Should be a fabulous evening, Rarity

>She grins at your usage of her favourite word

>"Fabulous, darling."

 

>whether you wanted her not to harass you*

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>You arrive in Canterlot an hour later

>It's dark by now, and Luna's sky is just as beautiful as ever

>"It's just this way, Anon, follow me!"

>You follow her through the streets of Canterlot, taking in the sights and sounds and enjoying the cool breeze

>After a while you stop and nearly bump into Rarity

>"We're here! Well, Anon. Welcome to the Fine String!"

>You look where she's looking at a very luxurious establishment, they even have a red carpet leading into the place

>You whistle

Classy

>"Mmm, quite. Shall we?"

After you, my lady

>She giggles and half-dances into the place

>You're glad she's happy. Business hasn't been good lately for her

>The moment you step through the door you locate the bar, since that's where you'll be most of the night

>You sit down and the barkeep looks at you

>"Evening, sir. What can I get for you?"

I'll have a scotch, please

>He nods and goes to get your drink

>"Well well well. You're certainly a unique specimen."

>You turn and find yourself looking into the eyes of an elegant looking mare, grey coat and black mane with a treble clef Cutie Mark.

I'm sorry?

>She smiles and extends a hoof

>"Octavia"

Anonymous

 

>"I don't think i've seen a creature such as yourself around here before."

I don't often come to Canterlot. I've been living in Ponyville for the last 3 years

>"Ponyville! You don't say... I have- I uhh, had... A good friend there"

>The way she puts emphasis on "Good" makes you raise an eyebrow

So. What brings you here this evening?

>She looks back at you and you could have sworn you saw her bat her eyelashes at you

>"Oh you know. A bit of this and that. Maybe have some fun along the way"

I'm not sure I follow

>She leans in towards you

>"You are a curious creature, Anonymous"

Please, call me Anon

>"...Anon", she slowly repeats

>"Well, Anon... Do you have a special someone back in... Ponyville?"

>Oh god she's not

>You just met

I- well. Not as such...

>Her eyes light up and she begins to look at you hungrily

>"Reeeeeally? Well that won't do, a handsome thing such as you shouldn't be alone."

>How the bloody fuck do ponies find you attractive. Honestly. You're not even the same species

>The bartender hands you your drink

>You glance at him and nod

Thanks, Fluttershy.

>You turn back to Octavia and your eyes widen

>You spin back to look at the Bartender full on

>Fluttershy is standing there wearing a fake moustache, a top hat, a monocle, a tuxedo and what appears to be bright pink leg warmers

What.

>"Ah! Guten Tag, mein friend!"

What.

>"Ve are Flutt Shynekoff, arch duke ov Anonspants! Ve are most pleasured to finally meet you!"

What.

 

>Octavia slowly turns back to face you

>"I, uhh, Anon. Do you know this... Mare?"

Yes. She's called Fluttershy and I have absolutely no idea what she's doing here, or even how she got here

>This would normally be where the evening has failed, you leave and drag Fluttershy home, then apologise to Rarity later.

>But things take a turn for the worst when you see Octavia's hungry-eye level skyrocket

>"You... Know an Element of harmony?

Well I know all 6, actually. Infact Rarity is over there

>You look over to Rarity, who's leaving out the back with 3 stallions 2 times her size

>Oh god why

>You look back at Octavia, who's practically drooling

>You look at Fluttershy, who's also drooling, but then again she does it all the time so you've grown used to her doing it

Listen... Octavia-

>"No no! Please, call me Octy. All my friends do"

>She put emphasis on friend, like she did with "good"

>This is getting out of hand

Miss "Octavia", I understand that you're interested but i'm going to have to decline

>"And why's that, dear?"

>At that moment in time, your brain decides that this evening has been boring. It decides to mix things up a bit

>You start thinking of a thousand excuses a second

>Everything ranging from "2 weeks to live" to "Toxic Semen"

>Yet somehow, after over 10,000 excuses have been created, processed, and thrown away, you decide to say the worst possible thing

I'm already dating someone

>You fucking idiot.

>Octavia and Fluttershy both say "What?!" though Fluttershy sounds a bit more desperate

>Octavia recovers faster than Fluttershy and presses on

>"Who?"

Fluttershy

>Fuck you, brain.

>Fuck you too, Anonymous

 

>Fluttershy begins hyperventilating

>Octavia looks pissed

>Rarity is nowhere to be seen

>This drink is actually Fluttershy's... juices

>How can this night get worse?

>Octavia's eye twitches

>"You... Are dating... THIS mare?"

Well, no, that was just-

>"YEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

>Fluttershy launches herself across the table and slams into you, knocking you off your chair and to the floor

>She's dripping wet and her eyes are bigger than is possible

FLUTTERSHY WHAT ARE YOU-

>She starts kissing your face over and over again while saying "yay" inbetween each one

>You push her off and stand up

>Octavia is looking at you with a face like thunder

>"If you honestly think i'm going to let something as.. Exotic... as you walk away from me, you've got another thing coming"

>You notice that she's also a bit wet

>How long has she been like that?

>Fluttershy is beaming at you

>"Anon! I knew you loved me!"

>Octavia laughs

>"Don't be ridiculous, "Flutt Shynekoff", he deserves a mare of class and elegance, like me"

>Fluttershy freezes and her face contorts to one of rage

>You've seen this before

Oh god no

>"You... You want to steal my Anon away from me?"

Oh shit

>"It won't be stealing if he willingly comes to me"

Oh fuck

>You brace yourself for the coming storm, and hope that the bar has enough money to fix the damages

 

 

>"NOBODY TOUCHES MY MONKEY"

>Fluttershy uppercuts Octavia, sending her flying over the bar

>Not to be outdone, Octavia begins hurling bottles of whiskey at Fluttershy, who nimbley dodges the alcoholic-missiles, making her way towards the grey mare

>A bottle flies past your head and knocks the security guard unconscious

>You quickly run towards the entrance but then you remember

>Aww shit, where's Rarity?!

>You then see the back door open, and in struts Rarity, looking very relaxed and pleased with herself, before the door closes behind her you see 3 twitching stallions on the floor

>She walks up to you and grins, oblivious to the cum in her mane and on her cheek

>"Well, Anon. Ready to go?"

>You give her a dead pan look and point to the war taking place in the middle of the room

>Fluttershy has her war face on and is taking cover behind an overturned table

>Meanwhile Octavia found a case full of Buck Lite and is hurling them with such force, that they take bits of the table with them when they strike Fluttershy's defences

>"YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT, YOU MONKEY STEALING BITCH!"

>"GO BACK YOUR MUDHOLE, YOU UNCULTURED MULE!"

>A mule near the back of the room looks pretty pissed at that comment

>Rarity tuts

>"Oh my. Well I can't say i'm surprised. Octavia has somewhat of an obsession with exotic creatures"

And i'm exotic how?

>"You're the only one of your kind on this planet

Oh yeah. Want to get out of here?

>She smiles up at you

>"Yes."

>You both head towards the door, leaving the two human-obsessed mares to wage war in your name

>As you leave the building you look back and see a good portion of it collapse and catch fire

>Soon the whole building is up in flames and you can see Octavia and Fluttershy on the roof fighting it out with some kind of complicated Horse-martial arts

 

>Rarity seems unfazed

>Can't really blame her. She's friends with Pinkie Pie

>You both head towards the train station, leaving the building to collapse and the two mares to battle forever more

>You're surprised at Rarity though. You didn't think of her as promiscuous.

>But then again, a girl has needs, as she says.

>1 hour later you're on the train back to Ponyville

>Rarity is snoozing against your shoulder and Fluttershy sits across from you

So... What brought that on

>"nobodystealsmymonkey"

What?

>"I said no one steals my monkey"

Your monkey.

>"My monkey"

>You sigh

You have issues Fluttershy

>"Yep"

>You're shocked at how normal she sounded saying that

You ok? You took quite a beating back there

>Looking at her, she's covered in burns, stinks of alcohol, you can see bruises and cuts all over her from the glass, her left eye is shut due to a deep scar and her leg look pretty badly damaged.

>"I didn't want her taking you away from me"

She wasn't going to do that, Fluttershy, I wouldn't let her

>She smiles at you, and then winces in pain

>You gently lie Rarity down and sit next to Fluttershy

>She doesn't even look at you, she's clearly in too much pain to turn her head

Hey... You took a serious beating in my name. You know how badass that is?

>She giggles, then winces again

>You smile at her

Thanks, Fluttershy

>You pull her closer to you with your arm and she falls asleep on you

>The mare nearly got herself killed trying to defend your honour

>Not many people have ever done that

Oh Fluttershy

 

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