- Nolan North / Saints Bro
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- >You are Nolan North
- >Or Saints Bro as your friends call you
- >You check your watch to see it's lunch time
- >But you could always go and do something else with your 30 minutes of free time...
- >You guess the best thing to do would be to track down Norman.
- >He is your best friend after all.
- >You walks down the hallways looking for him, passing many middle class students.
- >Why you went to the same school as them, you had no idea.
- >Your dad Fancy Pants insisted you go her to become closer to them.
- >It disgusted you.
- >You come upon the gym and see Norman inside talking to a girl with white skin and purple hair.
- >This girl looked like she was alright.
- >Didn't look poor anyways.
- >You walk over to them as Norman notices you.
- >When the girl looks at her phone, Norman tries to tell you to go away.
- >You wouldn't have any of it.
- >You walk straight up to both of them.
- ">Alpha as fuck!"
- ">Conditions apply!"
- >Both of them look at you as if you're a grade-A retard.
- >"What the fuck was that Nolan?"
- "Oh, I just wanted to give this lovely lady right here a nice greeting."
- >Norman raises his eyebrow as he turns back to the white girl.
- >"As I guess you already heard, this is Nolan. Nolan, this is Rarity."
- >Her name even sounded lovely.
- "Well hello there Miss Rarity, it is great to make your acquaintance."
- >You extend your hand out to her.
- >She hesitantly takes it and shakes it with a half smile.
- >You raise her hand to your lips and lightly kiss her hand.
- >Just like your father taught you.
- >You look back to see her blushing as you let go of her hand.
- >"Well aren't you sweet, darling?"
- >Norman is getting visibly angrier by the second.
- >Maybe you should lay off for a bit.
- >You wouldn't want to be associated with that jerk Brad who steals everyone's girlfriends.
- "So Nolan, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?"
- >Before you're able to answer, you feel a hand on your shoulder.
- >"Nolan here is a great guy!"
- >Brad...
- >You breath slowly as you take a step away from Brad.
- >Best just to ignore him so nothing bad happens.
- >Norman stands up and takes a step towards Brad.
- >"What are you doing here?"
- >"Just thought I'd stop by and see my two best friends."
- >You and Norman look at each other and back at Brad.
- >Was this guy serious?
- >Did he actually think you liked him?
- >You take a step towards Brad and put your arm around his shoulder.
- "Yeah, Brad and I are great friends."
- >Norman looks at you as if you've gone insane.
- "Come on, let's go get lunch together."
- >Brad seems a little startled, but realizes someone actually might like him.
- >"Okay, let's go."
- >You and Brad leave as you turn back to Norman and mouth to him.
- "Good taste."
- >He totally owes you since you're doing this.
- >You both walk together down to the cafeteria.
- >The room was full of people.
- >You grab your food and you look around to see Brad motioning for you to sit with him and his other friends.
- >You begin walking over to them as you spot a girl with magenta hair sitting at table, writing in a notebook.
- >She seemed okay, definitely not the worst at the table.
- >Sitting next to her, you greet her.
- "Hi, my name is Nolan. What's yours?"
- >She looks startled as she looks up from her notebook.
- >"Um, my name is Amy."
- >Seemed like the most normal name in this entire school.
- >You extend your hand just like you did with Rarity.
- >First impressions always matter after all.
- >She takes your hand and eagerly shakes it.
- >She was very beautiful.
- >Maybe you could use your sweet talk on her.
- "Your beauty is that of the stars that swirl in the sky."
- >As she takes a bite of her fruit, she realizes just what you said.
- >Blushing heavily, she almost chokes as she swallows.
- >"Wh-what did you just say?"
- >She's not taking like most ladies you know would.
- "I said you were beautiful."
- >"Well I heard that, but I have a boyfriend!"
- >Standing up, Amy marches away as Brad and the others at the table stare at you.
- >"Wow, bro. What did you say to her?"
- >You look around the table.
- >Six guys, including Brad, and three girls.
- >You could take them, but it would be better not to start a fight.
- "I just told her she was pretty and she overreacted."
- >Scoffing a boy with scraggly hair leans across the table towards you.
- >"Yeah, she's my girlfriend, so stay away from her."
- >She's dating this loser?
- >You couldn't even see his eyes, his hair was so low.
- >But like you said, best not to start a fight.
- >You finish eating, and take your tray and throw away your trash.
- >Maybe there was some way to win her over anyways.
- >The bell rings as you walk out of the cafeteria.
- >Time for Gym class.
- >Jogging down the hallways, you head towards the locker rooms.
- >You enter and change into your Gym clothes.
- >You head to the gym which is right across the hall.
- >Norman is waiting inside as you pass by him.
- >You still thought it was funny that the guy tried to intimidate you.
- >"What's got you so happy?"
- >You turn to Norman as you stop chuckling to yourself.
- "Oh, some guy tried to intimidate me when I called his girlfriend pretty."
- >"Wow. You're turning into Brad. You keep hitting on other people's girls."
- >You stop walking and turn to him.
- "Don't ever say I'm like that jerk."
- >"Hey, you're the one acting like him."
- >Is he serious?
- "Oh come on. I didn't even know she had a boyfriend."
- >Norman sighs as you two continue to walk.
- "So how did things go with Rarity?"
- >"Oh, not so well. I at least got her number though."
- >You two stop as the gym teacher tells everyone todays game is dodge ball.
- >Norman and you were an amazing team in dodge ball.
- "That's good. Maybe you could ask her out on a date."
- >Walking over to the racks, you pick up a dodge ball and head back to the court.
- >You both play, getting several people out until the bell rings.
- >You have a little time to spare until your next class.
- >You might as well head to your next class.
- >English was it?
- >You had to head across the courtyard to get there.
- >Heading to your locker to get your things, you say farewell to Norman as you walk down the hallways.
- >As you turn a corner, you bump into somebody knocking them down.
- >Papers flew everywhere as you fell onto your butt.
- >You stand up as you rub your ass.
- "Hey, watch wh-"
- >Oh, it was a girl.
- >Bending over, you try to help her up.
- >She takes your hand as you help her up.
- >"Sorry about that, I should have watched where I was going."
- >You begin picking up the papers as you turn back to her.
- "Oh, it was my fault. Sorry."
- >After collecting all of her fliers, you hand them to her.
- "Animal shelter, eh? Maybe I could stop by an help sometime?"
- >As she hears what your says she grins and hugs you.
- >"Yay! I'd love that!"
- >You look at your watch to see that you're 15 minute late for class now.
- >Might as not go anyways.
- >Your teacher would understand, he's a bro. Little crazy though.
- >You say bye to the girl with pink hair as you walk down the hallways.
- >You never even got her name.
- >Might as well go anyways since you don't want to miss anything.
- >You walk down the hallways to down class carrying your books.
- >Coming upon the room, you enter to find everyone staring at you.
- >Your English teacher strokes his goatee as he stares at you.
- >"And where have you been Nolan?"
- >You walk over to your desk and sit down.
- "I bumped into someone in the hallways and helped them pick up their stuff."
- >Your teacher sits on his desk.
- >"Well as long as you're telling the truth I guess that's fine."
- >You try to pay attention as best you can, but the purple girl next to you keeps clicking her pen.
- >Turning to her, you put your hand on her pen and whisper to her.
- "Could you please stop that?"
- >She turns to you and realizes what she's been doing.
- >"O-okay. Sorry."
- >Turning back to the front of the room, you see your teacher passing out worksheets as the bell rings, signaling the end of the school day.
- >You grab a paper as you walk out and head down the hallways.
- >There's lots of things to do after school.
- >You walk down the hallways pondering what to do.
- "Damn."
- >"Don't use that kind of language in school!"
- >You turn around to find yourself face-to-face with Miss Cherilee.
- >You didn't want to get detention.
- "Sorry, I just have some unfinished business with someone. It won't happen again."
- >She folds her arms and raises an eyebrow as she stares at you.
- >"As long as it doesn't happen again. Now move along."
- >You turn around and jog away.
- >Might as well go home, don't want to stick around here.
- >Walking out of the front door, you see Amy sitting on the front steps
- >You better say you're sorry about what happened earlier.
- >As you walk over to her, you hear light sobbing.
- >Was she crying?
- >You walk over to her and sit next to her.
- "Hey, I'm sorry about what I did earlier. I took it too fast and didn't know you had a boyfriend."
- >Looking up at you, Amy has tests streaming down her face.
- >"Th-that asshole's not a boyfriend anymore..."
- >You put your arm around her and hold her close to you.
- "Why don't you tell me about what happened?"
- >Through sobs, she manages to tell you that he wanted to fuck her in his truck, but she didn't want to have sex until she's older.
- >You pat her back as she manages to tell her story.
- >You even give her a tissue from her backpack.
- >Well that means you won't be able to give her the D.
- >Maybe some ice cream might cheer her up.
- >Dancing and ice cream always cheer you up, but she probably would like dancing.
- "Why don't you come get some ice cream with me?"
- >Sniffling, she looks up at you.
- >"Really?"
- "Yeah, it'll be my treat."
- >You stand up and offer her your hand.
- >Taking your hand, she walks with you down to Sugar Cube Corner.
- >It's the best ice cream places in town.
- >Opening the door for her, you follow her inside.
- >As soon as you enter, you see a familiar face sitting at one of the tables.
- >It's that pink haired girl.
- >She waves you and Amy over to sit with her.
- >You take Amy's hand and lead her over to the table with the yellow skinned girl from earlier.
- >You pull out a chair for Amy and then take one for yourself.
- >"Hey, I never got your name. Mine is Fluttershy."
- >You turn to her and smile.
- "My name is Nolan. And this Amy. I took her here to cheer up with some ice cream."
- >Fluttershy looks at Amy and gives her a shy smile.
- >"Hi Amy. What's got you down?"
- >Maybe you should get the ice cream while they talk.
- >You stand up and walk over to the counter where you order chocolate ice cream for you and Amy.
- >You look back over to Fluttershy and Amy to see them hitting it off as you lean against the counter.
- >When the ice cream comes out, you take it to the girls and give one to Amy.
- >You begin eating as you make small talk with the girls.
- >Amy seems to be getting a lot happier at least.
- >You look around and notice a jukebox against one of the walls.
- "Would one of you girls like to dance?"
- >Caught off guard, Amy stops eating for a moment.
- >"O-okay."
- >You stand up and take her hand and lead her to the jukebox.
- >What song should you play...?
- >You look through all of the songs until you find a good song.
- >Chamillion.
- >Seems good enough.
- >Stepping back, you take Amy's hand.
- "You know how to dance?"
- >"Of course! What fool doesn't know how to dance?"
- "True."
- >Leading her near to an open space you begin dancing with her.
- >Some other people even join it.
- >As you're dancing, you hear the bell to the door ring.
- >You look back to see Amy's ex walk in, along with two other guys.
- >Maybe you could have a little fun with him.
- >You grab Amy's hand as you spin her around, obviously trying to draw attention to yourself.
- >Looking back towards her ex, you see him red faced and obviously angry as he stares at the both of you.
- >You continue dancing with her as he becomes visibly more angry by the moment.
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