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My Little Pony: Friendship is Rugose and Squamous

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  1.     >be Anonymous
  2.     >somehow ended up in Equestria
  3.     >Celestia has summoned you to Canterlot
  4.     >she wishes to interview the strange new creature (you)
  5.     >she meets you in a small alcove, it's almost intimate
  6.     >she stares at you for a long time, then grins mischievously
  7.     >her horn glows and KABLAM your clothes all explode off your body
  8.     >she leans over toward you and kisses you gently on the side of the neck, and whispers "you gonna get raped"
  9.     >you grin back at her. "Can't rape the willing. I for one welcome my new pony overlords."
  10.     >she titters
  11.     >then in a flash of light she becomes a tall, regal-looking human woman with violet eyes and long rainbow-colored hair
  12.     >then says "nah"
  13.     >and turns into a griffin
  14.     >then into a smallish, very feminine looking dragon
  15.     >and says "Oh, I know the perfect form for this!"
  16.     >there is a flash and she has become a silvery-white glistening gelatinous-looking blob taking up much of the floor, rainbow iridescence playing across her oily-looking surface
  17.     >a single violet eye, retaining its long feminine eyelashes, extrudes on a stalk to wink at you
  18.     >she extends and extrudes tentacles with octopus suckers, eerily human-looking hands, armored lobster claws
  19.     >half a dozen mouths open across her surface and begin to babble and giggle. "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" she shouts in a voice like tinkling bells.
  20.     >you are cowering in a corner by this point and trying to climb up the wall
  21.     >but not for long
  22.     >she, if that pronoun even still applies to what she has become, extends octopus tentacles to grab you from the corner
  23.     >she slides one of them greasily into your ass to massage your prostate directly
  24.     >her oily mass rolls towards you to wrap more tentacles around you in a slimy, obscene embrace
  25.     >another mouth forms at your waist level in the blob and begins sucking your dick expertly
  26.     >and the other mouths go silent, except for one, which says, in Celestia's voice, "Give me your seed, Earthling!"
  27.     >you come harder than you've ever come in your life
  28.     >she milks you again and again, with tentacles, with glistening pseudo-vaginas, with mouths
  29.     >all the time watching with one or more feminine violet eyes on stalks, laughing and making off-color jokes
  30.     >she makes you suck on her tentacles, she makes you lick a nameless orifice surrounded by tiny wiggling tentacles
  31.     >she manhandles you with impossibly strong starfish tentacles and makes you fuck her one last time, squealing and whinnying in ecstasy from a dozen mouths
  32.     >colors rippling across her jiggling gooey mass like an aurora as she comes and comes, the tiny tentacles around the orifice tickling your balls until you shoot one last load into her not-womb
  33.     >you are utterly exhausted, and for minutes she--it--hugs you almost tenderly with her tentacles, touching your face gently, wiping the sweat from your brow
  34.     >she changes back into pony form in a flash of rainbow light and grins at you, panting, sweat rolling down her face and flanks
  35.     >and whispers in your ear, "Call me?"
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