My Little Fwuffy: Friendship Is Tragic I

>be average teenager

>little sister has fluffy pony as pet

>purple creature named Sparkle

>little sister is at school most of the day, so fluffy pony is parked in front of the telly to keep it busy

>watches cartoons non-stop

>little sister has birthday party

>her shrieking gaggle of friends all bring their fluffies over to play

>Sparkle is not happy, just wants to watch cartoons instead of playing with other fluffies

>"Spawkle no need fwiends, hew telly"

>parents, little sister and friends go have birthday dinner at Casa Bonita

>parents ask if you can keep an eye on the fluffies playing in the garden

>litterbox, toys, food, water, sleeping pillow all set up already, so no hassle

>you can simultaneously watch the telly and keep an eye on them

>Sparkle looks longingly through the window at the telly, but get roped along into play by the other five fluffies

>what could go wrong?

>crash into slumber anyway due to stealth midnight fapping busting your biological clock

>wake up to shouting fluffies

>o shit

>look out window

>the fluffies are miraculously okay

>hysterical about onsetting sundown, pissing and shitting themselves

>"wai dawk?" "gwowy fwiend no weave" "want mummah"

>must have never been outside around twilight, or perhaps they're just too stupid to remember

>Sparkle suddenly jumps on the sleeping pillow, raises voice

>"bwack snoowty steaw gwowy fwiend! fwuffies mus wescue fwiend!"

>you look on in fascination, this is the first time the little shitbox has actually taken any initiative

>"who bwack snoowty?", an orange fluffy with a blonde mane asks confused

>"bwack snoowty is meanie munstah" Sparkle answers

>"nuuuhh, fwuffy scawed", a yellow fluffy with a pink mane reacts

>"fwuffy pwotect fwiend", says the blue one with a rainbow mane, giving the yellow one huggies

>"yay, pway! whewe bwack snoowty?", the pink one with the poofy mane asks, bouncing up and down

>Sparkle points towards the compost heap, "ovew thew"

>"nuuhh, no smell pwettie", a white one with a purple mane complains

>"fwuffies wan gwowy fwiend back?" Sparkle queries

>the whole gang nods vigorously in agreement

>you have no idea what Sparkle is talking about: perhaps she got those ideas from her diet of cartoons?

>the fluffies waggle towards the compost heap, intending to use it to bypass the fence

>you should perhaps stop them now, but you're dying to see where this will go

>the fluffies climb on top of the mess of sticks, rotten garden plants and other assorted crap

>the heap isn't very stable under the weight of the gang

>however, four of them have already leapt the fence, landing in the tall grass on the other side with a chorus of muffled ouchies

>the orange one if now standing on top, waiting for the yellow coward to climb up

>"fwuffy no wike, no wook safe", she cowers

>"twust fwuffy, fwiend will be owkay", the orange one tells reassuringly

>amazing enough, she manages to convince the yellow one, who climbs up the rickety pile and skips the fence

>"yay, bwave fwuffy!", the orange one cheers, jumping up and down

>movement collapses the pile

>rush over

>the orange fluffy is mangled by the sticks and thorns within the pile, and crushed under an avalanche of rotting fruit and vegetables

>dig her out, the bloodied creature shrieks like there's no tomorrow

>shits herself, hurl her away in a reflex to not get stains on your desinger clothes

>smacks against the fence, the force crushing her skull

>meanwhile, on the other side of the fence the typical "whewe fwiend?" "giw huggies fow ouchies" "fwuffy scawed" clamor is taking place

>attracts the attention of a stray dog

>the five remaining fluffies cower in front of the barking beast

>why aren't you doing anything? ow, wait, not gonna risk rabies for 0.02 cent pets

>amazingly, the yellow one steps forward, muttering "fwuffy bwave" to herself

>hesitant, she asks "new fwiend, want huggies?"

>dog picks her up, typical complaints of "pwease wet fwuffy go" and "nuh wiek dis game"

>shakes her like a chew toy, runs of across the road

>the remaining four barrel after her, piping "wet fwiend go" and "meanie munstah"

>cars drive past, and the gang cries itself back to the sidewalk

>"vwoom vwoom scawwy", they whine

>the pink one, who has either balls of steel or even lower danger recognition skills than most fluffies, starts to giggle

>"vwoom vwoom nuuh scawwy, new fwiends", she says, bouncing up and down across the road while drivers swerve away and honk their horns

>rest of the fluffies cross carefully as the pink one has now jammed traffic

>keeps bouncing in the middle as the other three reach the other side

>drivers run out of patience, turn the pink one into roadkill

>could have intervened, but these pets aren't worth risking a confrontation with road rage addled drivers

>another round of crying and shitting

>Sparkle sniffs "fwuffies be bwave, have to wescue fwiends"

>they morosely trail in the direction the dog went in

>soon reach a riverbank

>you follow them for the trainwreck value

>a seafluffy pops out of the water and calls "new fwiends" to the three

>all trauma instantly forgotten

>the seafluffy asks for huggies

>"no, wahwah scawwy"

>the seafluffy begins to bawl "wahwah no huwt fwuffy, fwuffies no giev huggies, fwuffies meanie"

>"nuuhh, fwuffie giev huggies", the white one says, going towards the shoreline

>seafluffy pulls her into the water with a hug, the white one shrieks and kicks

>seafluffy lets go, white one goes under as the remaining two cry helplessly from the shoreline

>crying draws the attention of a herd of feral fluffies grazing nearby

>they walk over, and their smarty friend announces "fwuffies awone? need huggies?"

>their drowning pal is instantly forgotten as the two are hugpiled by the feral herd

>"new fwuffies join hewd?" the smarty friend asks

>"nuuhh," Sparkle says, "fwuffies need to wescue gwowy fwiend fwom bwack snooty"

>the smarty friend, blessed with better survival instincts, explains that it's a lost cause "no wescue fluffies, no work, wose moaw fwuffies"

>Sparkle puffs up her cheecks in anger and announces that she doesn't need the herd's help

>attempts to leave, but the rainbow one doesn't follow

>"nuuh, wai no come," Sparkle whines

>"fwuffy stay wif new fwiends," the rainbow one says, "Spawkle no good smawty fwiend, woses many fwuffies"

>"nuuh, fwuffy say pwotect fwiends", Sparkle sobs heartbroken

>but the feral herd is already wandering off, only paying attention to their newest addition

>Sparkle puts her hoofs over her head and seems like she's about to die of misery

>suddenly a gangbanger walks by

>oshit, hide

>those dipshits aren't supposed to frequent this part of town

>Sparkle looks up

>"bwack snooty! meanie munstah giev gwowy fwiends back"

>nigga doesn't like that at all

>"here you have a glowy friend, moddafocka"

>puts out cigarette in Sparkle's eye

>screams bloody murder, only for the guy to pop a cap in her brain

>nigga moves on

>go check up on the last remaining fluffy

>with her last few breaths she murmurs "cawtoons lie. fwiends no come wescue fwuffy fwom bwack snooty"

>betrayed by the best companion she ever had, she perishes alone and friendless

>since you can't really tell your little sister and her friends that all those fluffies died horribly, you timewarp back to the moment you woke up, and quickly offer the fluffies nummies so they forgot all about their miserable little quest

>it's handy to have watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show so many times it gave you magic powers

 

THE END for noa