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Mouth glued shut

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  1. Mouth glued shut
  2.  
  3. >A light gray earth fluffy pony mare is sleeping on the street
  4. >Suddenly it jerks awake
  5. >"Mmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmm!" she moans
  6. >Her mouth has been glued shut
  7. >On the previous day some kid tricked the pony
  8. >Promised her nommies, but the "nommies" was a hot glue gun in her mouth
  9. >She struggled harder than ever before, but the kid was stronger
  10. >The glue burned her mouth, tongue and throat
  11. >"Ouchiee! Hoowt! Fwuffy huuuwt! Nuuu! Nuuuummmfffhhpphhh!" were her last words
  12. >The kid then held her mouth shut for a moment
  13. >Excess glue oozed out, burned her lips and dried there, looks like she's drooling or something
  14. >In panic, she rubbed her muzzle on the grass, "Mmmmmmmmm!"
  15. >That didn't obviously help
  16. >Then she poked her mouth with her hoof
  17. >Didn't help either, "Mmmmmmmgghffffhhfhfhffffhh!"
  18. >She ran in circles around the laughing kid
  19. >Shit poured out of her ass
  20. >Tears flowed from her eyes, the hot glue burning her throat
  21. >Immense pain, but she could not scream
  22. >"Why no mouth open? Why mouth huwt?" she pondered
  23. >Finally managed to get out of the yard and on to the street
  24. >She ran around the streets aimlessly
  25. >"Mmmmmmmmmh! Mmmmmmmmmmmm!"
  26. >Hours later, exhausted from all the running and shitting her tiny legs no longer could carry her
  27. >She just slumped on the street and fell asleep instantly
  28. >Now she's up again, hungry and thirsty as hell
  29. >The worst panic is over
  30. >She waddles around, trying to find something to eat and drink
  31. >Moans all the time
  32. >And rubs her muzzle against the asphalt, trees and traffic sign poles all the time
  33. >Nothing helps
  34. >It's a hot day, sun is shining
  35. >"Wan wawa! Fwuffy wan wawa!" she thinks
  36. >No sound comes out, except muffled moaning and whining
  37. >There's a park across the street
  38. >Lots of people and other fluffies playing in there
  39. >Green grass and a small water fountain
  40. >She hurries in the park as fast as her stubby legs can carry her
  41. >Water is priority number one now
  42. >The water fountain looks promising, so she climbs on the ledge
  43. >Tries to drink, but mouth does not open
  44. >She dunks her entire muzzle in the water and tries to drink
  45. >But no water goes in
  46. >No matter how hard she tries to open her mouth and drink, nothing happens
  47. >"Mmmmmh! Mmmmmmm!"
  48. >She's getting frustrated
  49. >"Stoopid wava! Why wawa hate fwuffy?! Why no dwink?" she thinks
  50. >She gets angry and splashes the water with her hooves
  51. >Somehow manages not to fall in
  52. >Tries to make angry sounds and puff her cheeks, but only pathetic moaning comes out
  53. >The evil water does not get into her mouth
  54. >Her face is dripping wet, so are belly fluffs and front legs
  55. >But not a single drop of refreshing water in her mouth
  56. >Defeated, she jumps down, tears falling from her eyes
  57. >She rubs her muzzle against the fountain wall, as if trying to scratch an itch
  58. >"Mmmmmhhhhh..."
  59. >Mouth still doesn't open, she does not understand why
  60. >There's a small park cafeteria
  61. >Bumbles towards it
  62. >Some humans are there, eating buns and other sweets
  63. >They're petting other fluffies
  64. >She hugs someone's leg
  65. >"Mmmmmmm!"
  66. >"What's the matter, fluffball?" the human asks. "Are you hungry?"
  67. >"Mmmmmmmm!" she whines
  68. >"Well, this is your lucky day" the human says and puts some uneaten buns on the ground before her
  69. >"You can eat them, I'm already full" then the human walks away
  70. >The fluffy watches the warm buns
  71. >She tries to eat them, but mouth doesn't open
  72. >She pushes them around with her muzzle, but nothing goes into her mouth
  73. >"Stoopid food! Why no eat? Why no mouthie?" she thinks angrily
  74. >Suddenly, the cafeteria owner comes out, holding bowls of steaming spaghetti
  75. >"Here, fluffies! Here, here! Come get some sgetti!"
  76. >The nearby fluffies smell the fresh spaghetti and get overexcited
  77. >They hurrily gather around the owner
  78. >"Wan nommies! Fwuffy hungwy! Gwass no good! Wan sgetti!" they babble
  79. >"Here, I've been watching you little cute fluffballs. I know you like spaghetti, so I cooked some for you!"
  80. >He places three bowls on the ground
  81. >"Go on, eat it. I've never done anything like this before, but my customers sure seem to like you guys! If you behave and don't shit everywhere, I might do this again."
  82. >The fluffies are happy and start to gulp down the 'sgetti
  83. >"Nommies! Sgetti good! Fwuffy wike!"
  84. >They babble happily and "Fank yoo" the owner
  85. >They also drink from water bowls
  86. >But the one lone fluffy can't
  87. >She tries to get even one bite mouthful of food, but the mouth doesn't open
  88. >"Mmmmm! Mmmmmmhh!" she gets angry again
  89. >"Wan nommies! Wan nomieeeeees!" she yells in her head, but no sound comes out
  90. >Angrily, she kicks the bowl over
  91. >Other fluffies get scared
  92. >"What is fwuffy's mawow pwobwem?" they ask mouths full of spaghetti
  93. >"Hey! None of that! You ungrateful bastard!" the cafeteria owner yells
  94. >Grabs her from the neck fluffs
  95. >"You don't like spaghetti, fine. But you're not ruining it for the others!"
  96. >He carries her away from the others and throws her to the ground
  97. >She rolls on the gravel
  98. >"Mmmmmmm...." she moans in pain
  99. >Some of the cafeteria customers saw this
  100. >"Obviously some fluffies don't appreciate good food", "Yeah.", "Some fluffies think they're so entitled.", "Yeah, I've seen those. They think they own the place or something."
  101. >The lone fluffy walks away, crying
  102. >"Mmmmmmm....."
  103. >She goes to sit under a tree and cries quietly
  104. >Tummy hurts immensely
  105. >Throat is sore and dry
  106. >Some hours later she again tries to drink from the fountain
  107. >But the mouth still fails to open
  108. >Angrily, she splashes the water again, loses her balance and falls into the water
  109. >For a few seconds, she floats
  110. >She looks like a floating sponge, face underwater but back fluffs are above water
  111. >At least her tail floats
  112. >Fluffy ponies can't swim, so wiggling her legs accomplishes nothing
  113. >Then the wet, heavy fluffs drag her underwater
  114. >Water, water everywhere
  115. >But not a single drop goes into her mouth
  116. >Air bubbles come out of her nostrils
  117. >Suddenly, she feels being pulled up by neck fluffs
  118. >She's pulled out of the water by some guy
  119. >"You need to be careful if you drink from the fountain! You could have drowned!" he voice says
  120. >"Mmmmmm!" fluffy responds
  121. >"What? You could at least thank me for saving you."
  122. >"Mmmmmhh!"
  123. >"Uh. Stupid shitcannons."
  124. >She gets thrown on the ground, again
  125. >Human walks away
  126. >Fluffy pony slowly walks away from the park
  127. >"Mmmmm.... mmmmm!" is the only sound she can make
  128. >It's getting late
  129. >Her body is getting weak
  130. >Exhausted and weakaned, she falls asleep on the street again
  131. >Nobody pays any attention to the sleeping fluffy pony
  132. >Next morning, she wakes up
  133. >Her tiny body is trembling
  134. >Second full day without any food or water
  135. >Not much energy left
  136. >She tries to eat grass, no luck
  137. >Mouth still doesn't open
  138. >Nobody pays any attention to the lone quietly mmmph-ing fluffy
  139. >She's very weak now
  140. >She just lies on the street
  141. >Knowing the fluffy pony memory, it's possible that she does not even remember what "eating" and "drinking" are anymore
  142. >"wan.. die... wan... die... wan... die... wan... die..."
  143. >Her tummy hurts so much that she curls up into a tight ball and moans
  144. >The second full food and waterless day slowly passes
  145. >She roasts in the hot sun, too weak to move
  146. >She's not even sweating anymore, her body is so dehydrated
  147. >She sees other fluffies playing in the park
  148. >Some other fluffies walked by and wanted hugs
  149. >But because she could not talk and was too weak to hug, they quickly lost interest and left her alone
  150. >Two days without shitting or peeing
  151. >Nothing goes in, nothing comes out
  152. >Not even whimpering anymore
  153. >Only eyes move
  154. >She mercifully passes out
  155. >Wakes up much later
  156. >It's dark, but not only because it's night, but because it's raining cats and dogs
  157. >She manages to roll on to her back
  158. >Cool, refreshing rain washes her belly and face clean
  159. >But not a single drop of water goes in her mouth
  160. >She closes her eyes for the last time
  161. >Hours later the rain stops
  162. >The pony doesn't move anymore
  163. >Her tiny heart has stopped
  164. >In the morning, a city maintenance worker throws her body into a dead fluffy bin
  165. >Part of the guy's morning routines: get rid of fluffy pony bodies on the street
  166. >Like all the other fluffies, she goes into fluffy pony hell. There is no fluffy pony heaven.
  167. >She will spend an eternity in there, trying to eat and drink with her mouth glued shut
  168. >The difference is, you can't die in hell. Ever. No matter what.
  169. The End