MY LARGE HORSE: BIG CONSQUENCES BOOK FINALTESS PART 2

MY LARG HURSE:

EEL GUD THONGS MOST CUMS TO AN BENDS! PAR 2: TIMLETRIC BOOGALOO SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE

 

Tim.... let me explan to you tim. Tim is a force that rans neither forwards or not forwards. It is simply a force that is at all tims, you can say all moments are an ebber present state of tim, a constant present. Thorough this, all pasts, presents and not presents all exist withins a boobles, free to transverse with the carrot methods. Now, these tims on their own would mast lukely brench off and becums there own existances, but there are Guds to prevent such things. A Gud of Lif that gives birth unto new timlines, and a Gud of Nothingness that resets timlines to nothingness. Through these two, all thongs mast and will flow. Howebber, there is a third Gud, neither allied nor enemyfied with these Guds, and that is the Gud of Tim. He is ebber present, and just perhaps, he holds a secret grooder than even he himselfs nose.CHAPTER 1: POLITICAL COMMENTRAY-TRAY DIDNT DO NUFFIN!

 

Spik store into the ever growing abyss of spacetim in front of him, it was truly a wonderment to hims eyes. From this point he could see timlines that were occuring right that very moment. Kind of like that scene from Space Odessy 2000 with the fractal, but every little pixel was filled with events from other timlines and unnverses. The entire sight for Spik was bottling, as he shok hims hod.

"Ugh, I ams not used to seeing such sights."

The Stand chuckled, and patted the little dragon.

"Yes, it is confusing to think about. Thats why I simply dont think." He looks to the audience as Vote Obama 2016 fades into the lower half of the screen and he winks giving a thumbs up.

Spik puked a little at seeing a particular timline where disgusting monkey filth were essentially sucking each other cocks in horse costumes while eating spaghetti off a terrible purple coloured tinkers deformed penis hole.

"Yes, that is the timline of Bronycon 2013, a horrible sight indeed"

Spik reeled as the purple monstronsity cried out loud. "OH HO HO HO EEPA NO WOOKIE DAN DERE SOLO? HO HO HO" as it began shoving the filthy horse costumed monkeys into its voracious butchered penis.

The pink orb chimed.

"AND THATS HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE!"

Everyone laughed and said 5/5 epic post.

Spik looked round trying to found his next destinytion to land in, he saw the Kangaroo universe where everyone was a Hippo, he saw the Dragon Universe where he was a Princess, he saw the animu universe where there was only fat greasy weeaboo fucks, he saw the /mlp universe where there was only fat greasy horsefucker fucks.

"I dund nose where I has to go!"

The Stand smriked, and pointed to some random place in spacetim,

"There Spik, follow your fronds"

"What do you men?"

But before Spik could say an knees things, The Orange Orb and the Rainbow jetted past him, pulling him through some magic bullshit fairy orb nonsense that I dont feel like explaining.

"C'mon pardner, lets go save the day!"

said the Orange one as they began to accelerate,

"Yeah, besides, who else better than my stand in to save the day?"

The Rainbow one chimed in as they fired into fucking GigaHyperSpace and went so fast they turned Plaid.

 

Meanwhile elsewhere in another timline Mel Brooks looks up from his newspaper, shakes his head and goes back to his newspaper. "Fucking faggots"

Chapter 2: Detrott, The City that we built this city on ROCK AND ROLL was based off of, so yeah, its a horrible place that only produces horrible things.

 

 

Anudda pull away from the story here, let me explain to you tim travel with the help of my lovely assistant Ms Califlour Pussy, owner of Califlour Farm located next to BitterHectacre Fields. If you could Ms. Califlour?

 

"I'd be delighted to Mr...."

 

"Anon is good for right now dear."

 

"Alright Mr Anon, you see, Tim Traveling requires a certain amount of fours to break through the spacetim continuum. You see by accelerating at a rate faster than the current timline or universe permits, you essentially escape and become sepearates from its. This leds you to a place known by little, and for some reason myself included as the "Simmealius", this centre point is comprims of all things, and it is part of all of us as well. To return or jump from tim to tim is neigh impossible due to the countless amount of universes and timlines that exist, howebber if one has a will, and a magic strong enough to navigate the Simmealius, they can essentially jump back into their own timlines, albiet at different tims. The amount of fours needed to escape the Simmealius however, are just as great as needed to enter the Simmealius."

 

"Thank you Ms. Califlour Pussy, you've been very informative."

 

"Thank you Mr Anon, now can I please take this blindfold off my head and go home to my family now?"

 

"No, we still have alot more story to cover, now stop whining and put your gag back in."

 

"Mmmmpmpmpmpmhhhhh!"

Getting back to the story, like Ms Califlour Pussy just stated, it takes an incredible fours to leave the space tim continuum and return to a point of tim.

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Cried Spik, Rainbow Orb and Orange Orb as they decelerated over the city of Detrott causing multiple shokwaves that mad deaf people blind and blind people deaf. They blew through two towers which somehow made another tower 5 miles out collapse and made an eagle cri as a Jewish Man cam out and said "Oy Vey, Its anudda Shoah!" Spik was literally flying at the speed of a Boeing 747, as he crash landed right into an Octagon shaped building.

 

"Ow ow ow, my fucking head." Said Spik,

as he was jarred from the landing that instituted a confusing color coded system across Equestria.

"God thing I landed on sumthing soft."

Spik look down at what he landed on, and it was a holy fuck I can't believe I'm fucking going here, a baboon holding Watermelon Flavoured Arkansas Drink, and a bag of Rainbow Stittles. Spiks face dropped,

"Oh shit.... I sure hope no one saw that."

Spik look up, and there were a hundred billion baboons around him looking in digust, shock and awe.

He had landed at the NAABBB headquarters (National Association for the Advancement of Blue Butt Baboons"

 

Spik got up, as the Orange orb chuckled and said,

"Good thats one less monkey we gotta deal with."

The Rainbow one chimed in

"I felt threatened anyway"

Spik got up sheepishly and shrugged and shyly laughed.

"Ha ha... uh... so two ponies walk into a bar..."

"MUH BABBY!" A massively large baboon mother came screeching in from the front of the pack and held the poor ded babby in her hands and shouted.

"WHY GUD WHY? MUH BABBY DIDNT DO NUFFIN"

The Baboons all screeched in unison

"DIDNT DO NUFFIN"

A preacher baboon came from the front of the pack and gathered all the baboons around the ded babby.

"Lard, I say I say I pray to you tonite, that oe of our esteemed, our beloved and most sacred has ben taken into your kingdom tonite"

More cries of "DIDN DO NUFFIN" and "FUCK WHITEY" from the crowd.

" I say I say, we as a community must stand tall and proud, and face the problem hed on, and tak maters into ou own two hands."

The mother baboon still cried as she signed autographs of the ded babbts picture and trademarked his name.

"I say I say unto thee Lard, that our path be right, and it be holy! And what we must do must be done!"

The crowd in unison said "Amen"

Spik started sweating profusely, as the horde of Baboons crowded around the little dragon smirkly evilly and chuckling.

"WE GON GET CHOO"

"MM YEAH YOU IN IT SO BAD little man

The reverend went up to Spik and Spik close his eyes and knew it was over.

Spik waited the merciless beating from the Baboon community, but he didnt feel a thing. He opened one of his eyes, and saw all the Baboons kneeling in front of him.

"We forgive you brother." They chanted in unison.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"

Spik Rainbow Orb and Orange Orb said al at ones.

The reverend got up and held Spiks clows.

"You see son we in the Baboon Community are working hard to fight the negative stereotype that is placed us that we ourselves have prepetuated repetuated and magnificated unto our own selves."

Several of the Baboons looked away in shame.

"We are not an angry community of violence nor are we stereotypical cardboard cutouts like some political cartoon. We are a community of family and while we mourn the lost of one of our own we know mistakes happened.

"And that is what happened. A tragic, but honest mistake. Our brother may have done nothing..."

DIDN DO NUFFIN! *SMACK* OW! What the fuck Jamone?

"But it was in the Lard's work, and the Lard asks us to forgive each other of our trangressions."

AMEN said the baboon crowd in unison.

 

Spik shuffled akwardley "So your not going to beat me to a bloddy pulp and rip out my intestines and break my bones into a bloddy mess?"

Orange orb chirped in.

"Ya aint gonna be savage shit flinging monsters that follow no law?"

Rainbow orb jumped in

"You arent going to be niggers about this?"

The horde laughed heavily,

"Good heavens no child, that is the very thing we are trying to defeat! We must rid ourselves of this terrible image!"

Spik laughed as well with everyone there.

"Oh good, I thought you were going to have a chimp out, ahahahahahaha."

The entire room was silent as Spik continued laughing.

The reverend furrowed his brow as steam begun escapping his head.

"What the fuck did you just say you little bitch?"

Spik open his eyes, and said.

"Uhh....Chimp....out?"

SUDDENSLY ALL THE BABOONS BEGUN FLIPPING TABLES AND THROWING SHIT AT EACH OTHER AND BEGIN DEMOSLISHING THEIR OWN NEIGHBOURHOOD.

The Reverend grabbed Spik by the neck as screamed at him The reverend grabbed a hold of Spik by the neck and screamed at him. What the fuck did you just fucking say about us Baboons, you little bitch? I’ll have you know we evolved at the top of our genetic niche in the primate world, and we’ve been involved in numerous advancements in Equestria, and we have over 300 Billion confirmed members. We are trained in gorilla warfare and we are the top primate race in the entire Equestria nation. Chimpanzees are nothing to me but just another lesser kind. I will wipe you the fuck out with baboon skills the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to us in our house? Think again, fucker. As I speak I am commanding my legions of baboon followers across Equestria and your blood is being hunted right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. We can be anywhere, anytime, and we can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with our baboon asses. Not only are we extensively trained in unarmed combat, but we have access to the entire arsenal of race baiting and broken heart politics and we will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. We will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

Rainbow Orb laughed and said.

10/10 copypasta

As the Baboons continued to riot and steal valuables from local shops, Spik was losing consciouness, and fastly. The Reverend was smashing Spik up and down over and over again as suddenly another flash of light in the sky came crashing down on the Octagon shaped building.

"OH SHIT BABBO!"

The Orange Shaped Pink Spacecraft crash landed into a giant horde of Baboons who were showing off who had the bigger tricked out banana carts. The hatch opened, As OrangeBill and Ranboar Desh stepped out and said.

"Next tim we stop and ass for directions"

A random Baboon played a trombone "WHOP WHOP WHOOMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Orangebill said "HOLY SHIT A DIRTY CHIMP" and shot him in self defense.

All the raging Baboons looked at Orangebill and Ranboar.

"KILL PONEY"

As they started gathering round the ded body of the babby baboon chanting

"WE ARE TROYVAN MATIN"

Suddenly they began clumping together to make a giant Baboon community Baboon with a raging Baboon cock, and lunged at the two pones. It grabbed the two pones in its massive smelly hands and beat its chest in primal rage.

"MMM.... HOT PONEY BITCH GUN FEEL GOOD IN MAH DICK."

Ranboar luk at OrangeBill and held her hand,

"Gudbyes my luf"

Orangebill said

"I love yo----"

But They were muffled as the two were inserted into the giant raging baboon community cuk as it beat it chest screaming its victory.

Spik scremed.

"ORANGEBILL, RANBOAR NO!!!!"

The Orange Orb and Rainbow Orb both fluttered and said.

"NOWS OUR CHANCE!"

As they flew into the still rampaging Giant Baboon communitys cock, and melded into their bodies.

Suddenly a rumbling came from the Giant Baboon Communitys Cock, as it began to frown.

"W-whut?"

Orangebill and Rainboar exploded out of the Cuk, shattering it into little tiny pieces as it screamed.

" MUH DICK!"

OrangeBill and Ranboar looked at Spik and smiled.

"Thank you Spik,"

said OrangeBill

"Yeah, way to go little guy!"

The Giant Baboon community was still screaming in anger and agony from its now exploded cuk, as it lunged for OrangeBill and Ranboar.

They both glowed as there eyes went white.

"By The Ancient Powers of The Freindly Skeleton" Orangebill stated

"And by the Wizardly Powers of The Shark...."

Ranboar added.

Suddenly the room became a strip club and OrangeBill and Ranboar began stripping on a pole as The Giant Baboon Community and Spik look on and say "Ohhhhhhhhhhh"

"Oh wicked souls who has haunted this earth" Ranboar said taking off her saddle

"May you know the power of a magic ungifted to you."

Orangebill took off her incredibly sexy hat.

"We are high class angels sent to destroy you!"

FLY AWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Spik clapped at the reference as the Giant Baboon Community was like "Wut" and lunged after the two pones.

"OrangeBill!"

"GOTCHA SUGERCUBE!"

OrangeBill dodged the giant fist and began slicing with her incredibly sexy hat at the Baboon creature, as she did little tiny baboons began falling out and kicking OrangeBill in the shins.

"Ew, fucking disgusting" She said as she stomped them all to a ketchupy mess.

"Oh Ranboar, watch out!"

Ranboar jumped aside as the Giant Baboon tried to bite her as she turned around and shot like Infinity plus 1 bullet into its ugly face. Little baboons falling at every time a bullet hit.

Spik cheered on from the sidline but then notice that the Giant Baboon Community was morphing a wepon from its backside

"ORANGEBILL, RANBOAR! LUK OUT!"

But he was suddensly muffled by a thousand little baboons each screeching " Muh dick, muh entitlements, fuck you consolidate your writings on a pastebin you mother fucker cocksucker I cant fucking read into a lampoon of our own fucking fandom because Im a cunt and we have material on the thread and I suck cocks"

Spik bit down on them and kilt no one except for the complaining shitposter who wasted precious precious thread space.

hows it feel nigger?

Ranboar and OrangeBill smiled and say

"By The Powers of Don "The Best" West, and by Mark "The Shark" O'Mara, GET FUCKING WREKT."

The Giant Baboon Community screeched at the two ponesas it pulled its secret wepon and it was a giant club made out of smaller clubs and also a gun, and it was swung to the two pones.

OrangeBill threw her incredibly sexy hat at the creature, as Ranboar shot the hat 7 billions times as the bullets stuck to OrangeBills hat like glu to paper. The hat burst into the chest of the Giant Baboon Community and then exploded its 7 billion bullets into it.

The Giant Baboon Community sudden turned into styrofoam and was held on strings and then exploded in slow motion as it screamed.

"M-muuh diiiiiiiiiiick!"

Thousands of thousands of miniaturized baboons fell from the sky with cheesy x's for eyes implying tht they were ded. Ranboar and OrangeBill kiss as Spik ran up to them.

"Way to go you guys!"

They high seven'd, and smiled, but then suddenly Spik began fading away.

"Oh, no... It seems... I have to go now."

OrangeBill placed her hat on Spik.

"Go get em Pardner."

Ranboar nooged Spiks head.

"Yeah, give em your best little man!"

Spik faded away into Space Tim again.

Orangebill look with most Lust into Ranboar Deshs eyes and said.

" I want to cum inside of you."

The reverend climbed out of the pile of dead miniaturized baboons and was miniature himself and tried to sneak off unnoticed.

The two pone kiss, and this infuriated him.

"HOMOSEX IS AGAINST THE LARDS TEACHINGS!"

Ranboar Desh was like a cat, and pounced on the Reverend,

"Oh, you havent even began to see Homosex yet."

Ranboar crouched down into her famous position and OrangeBill picked the Reverend up with her moff and put the Reverend into the Gaping Maw of the Rainbow Sarlaac.

"THIS IS ABORATTION, THIS IS SIN, THIS IS SPART----"

OrangeBill slammed her Orange based cunt into Ranboars over and over again muffling the cries of the frantic reverend.

 

Up in the Sky George Zimmerman and Christopher Dorner looked on with smiles and high fived for the Lesbian Horse Sex.