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MY LARGE HORSE: BIG CONSQUENCES BOOK 2

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  1. BUK 2:
  2. THE ADVONTRUE OF RORTY
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  4. Chapter 1: BIG TRUBBLES IN CANNOTRENTALOT.
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  6. Rorty was of happy in town of Cannotrentalot, where she was renting a lot. Rorty was shopping for pants for her to wear to the Obese of Trotting Ballroom Dance. As she walked down road of brick she saw a woman in a dark clock with a orb of mysterious.
  7. The womanmanthing say
  8. "Hello Rorty, I half hear of object of powerful that will make you pants!"
  9. Rorty thought for sexonds, "Hmm... I AM RORTY, AND I LOVE PANTS."
  10. Rorty being of element of generosity stole the orb of mysterious and the clock person guy was mad.
  11. It took of its clock and it was reveled to be Princes Moon! Princes Moon say to Rorty, "A CURSE ON YOUR HEAD OF STUPID"
  12. Rorty giggle at the thought of pants, and hurry to her room of luxury in the hotel of rich horses, where only ponies of white are allowed. Rorty climbed into her footsie pyjamas of silk with the button up flap on the bottom, and feel asleep drawling and muttering. "SWEET BEAUTIFUL PANTS" As Rorty slep, The orb of mystery do THING and then WAS BIG SURPRISE for everyone in hotel, especially the people staying below Rorty, who in middle of adult hugging, and the man horse was "I wish you had big vagina" as a giant white cushion of marshmellow came down upon both of them, instantly melting them into marshmellow vagina juice. The last thing said was "THIS IS MY FETISH" and then vigirous fapping ensued before lumber liquidation. Rorty began growing more and more, the hotel was competey demo demo, and many brave white horse died, either by crush by butt, or hoof, or liquidation of marshmellow Sarlacc. BUT THIS WAS ONLY BEGUNNING OF PRUBBLEM
  13. Chapter 2: A STOCKING DEVELOPMENT
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  15. Rorty muttered slitly, as she wok up. She wondered what drunk she made to fell this way. She think to herselves, "Oh wow, the sky look so small today, I wonder if it is the LSD finally kikeing in." Rorty stumbled to find her feetsing, and as she relled over, she accidently crush Carbanado Headdress and her friend Copper Fork with her gant hoof. Rorty thunk to herslef "Oh no, I've stepped in Apul's litter box again," still sleppy, she reached for what was tissue, but was actally the national flag of Questria, which was just a gant picture of Princes Sun's Butt. Rorty wipe her hoof of the mess, and look at it,
  16. "Huh, look like Spik been fucking Apul again, with all this ass blod" And Rorty threw the crubmled flag into the Cannotrentorlot hospital for sick children with diseases that can only be cured here where it exploded into fiery bits and then exploded again for no reason. Rorty yawned, and as she did Drappy Hoof piloting a skycam heliocopter blimp of the situation to the local News studio was accidently eat. Rorty closed her mouth and swallowed.
  17. "Ew Gross, I think I eat bug"
  18. Rorty then slip out of pyjamas and prepare for her morning routine. But first things first she thought. She bent over and spread her legs, which happened to be when Tricky was coming into Cannotrentalot after the Great Poo of Ponyburg thinking "Here nothing bad happen to Tricky, for Tricky am great" Tricky finished comping Tricky hair, and stepped outside her cart.
  19. Then Rorty say
  20. "ITS PEE PEE TIME"
  21. Tricky looked up, and scremed.
  22. "NOT AGAIN"
  23. And then Rorty let her pee flow, and Tricky was floated away in wave of pee.
  24. Chapter 3: A CLEAVER TITLE
  25. Rorty was finish of her business,
  26. and she put on her best outfit of whore,
  27. which somehow grew in size too because the author doesn't need to explain the shit in this shitty fan fiction. Rorty put her socks on one by one, which is hard to do because when you have four legs, its kind of fucking complicated. BUT WHAT SHE DIDNT KNOW, is that for reason horses what weird fucking fetishes and climbed inside the socks because I dont know, somethig about Fruedian tendacies that and Princes Sun make everyone in Cannotrentalot travel via inflatable wall thing like you see in the haunted houses that make you feel like you are going through the vagina of some giant balloon woman. ANYWAY, there were fetishes hanging out in her socks, and they were all were like, OH NO, HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS COMING FROM HANGING OUT IN A GIANT SOCK THAT CAME FROM NOWHERE? Rorty pulled her sock up and all the fetish horse died slowly and painfully as she placed weight on her hoof. This was repeated three more times with each sock, but Rorty didn't notice because thats like noticing when you step on a carpenter ant, you just dont feel it. Rorty then put on her GLORIOUS PANTSU, because like all other normal people , she puts them on after putting on her socks. And there seated in glorious horse pantsu was the biggest fetishist outside of Princes Sun, her step-half-nephew twice removed, AzureHemotoma jerking his massively tiny man clit in the GLORIOUS BLUE AND WHITE STRIPED PANTSU, he was so busy he did not notice Rorty slipping both back legs into them, and pulling them up. AzureHemotoma came with the force of 40 Blue Whales, and then noticed too late! He screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOYEEEEESSSSSSSNOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS" as he was sealed tightly against the mighty vagina of Rority. Rorty snapped shut her GLORIOUS PANTSU and wiggled her butt. causing AzureHemotoma to fall into her Marshmellow folds.
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  29. Chapter 4: RELAZYATION!
  30. Rorty gasped and shut her legs shut quickly, which was of badness to AzureHemotoma, because he was at that part of the vagina where the inner folds part with his head sticking out a little of them but still past the outer lips or something. You figure it out. Anyway, decapitation happened.
  31. Good job there Rorty.
  32. Rorty looked at her GLORIOUS PANTSU and saw blud.
  33. "OH NO!!!!"
  34. She also saw blud on her socks and was super afraid and shocked at the same time
  35. "IM HAVING MY PERIOD SO HARD THAT ITS RUNNING DOWN MY LEGS"
  36. Rorty blush of embaress, and sit fastly, but right on top of World Trading Center, which caused the towers to collapse and for some reason some other building 7 miles away and the Octogon building too.
  37. "Oh no! I also leaf my dildo out too!"
  38. Rorty think to hersleeve, "This cannot be of worse"
  39. Than Princess Moon flew to Rorty, and say.
  40. "HA HA HA, WHAT A IDIOT OF GIANT YOU AM"
  41. Rorty was puzzled, is this Princes Moon of Cannotrentalot?
  42. "I did not know you were a midget Princes Moon"
  43. Princess Moon laugh and say.
  44. "I AM NOT OF MIDGETRY, YOU ARE A GIANT"
  45. Rorty look down and notice all the ded horse and her hotel, and then it all cum to her.
  46. "Oh, I killed a whole bunch of people didn't I?"
  47. "YES, AND IT WAS TO TEACH YOU A VALUABLE LESSON AS WELL DID YOU LEARN IT OF WELL?"
  48. "Yes I did Princes. Spik take letter."
  49. Spik was still dead.
  50. "Der Princes Moon, today I lern not to wake up in the morning"
  51. " A GUD LESSON TO OF LEARN. NOW RETURN TO YOUR SIZE."
  52. But was too late, Rority was clapping because she is American and crushed Princess Moon.
  53. Without Princes to rule over them Cannotrentalotians all gathered before Gant Rorty and pleded.
  54. "Oh please Gant Rorty, give us direction and shelter."
  55. Rorty smiled, she never had someone say this, unless you count Spik, but who cares about Spik? Rorty fell said and say.
  56. "Yes of course" And open her GLORIOUS PANTSU, and threw everyone in there, and snapped her GLORIOUS PANTSU shut.
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  58. Chapter 5: EPILUGE
  59. Rorty becomed the new Cannotrentalot, which turned into a highly mobile city, just like Santcuary or Balamb Gardenfrom that one game where you play Triple Triad alot. Rorty missed her home of Ponyburg alot, so she decided to visit her sister of little, Salty Bassoon. She flew because, I don't know, you explain this shit. And when she landed in front of Ponyburg, her jaw became drop. The enitre city was on fire and smoking and of ruin. Salty Bassoon came limping to her big sister and say.... "Sister....I'm...so....hap...."
  60. and then die.
  61. then explode.
  62. Rorty looked into the night sky and say
  63. "WHO DO OF THIS TO ME?"
  64. And then a booming voice in the distance....
  65. "IT WAS I, AND ALL MY GIANT POWERS WHO DID OF THIS TO YOU! I AM...."