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  1. Second Flutterrape story ever.
  2. >Day Magic in Equestria.
  3. >You are Carl the Invoker. A genius wizard of  of unreachable power.
  4. >Using your god-tier mind you created a portal to a world of horses.
  5. >Iveseenstranger.mental image.
  6. >After arriving you build yourself a bitchin ass sorcerer's spire.
  7. >Generally its been okay living in this world.
  8. >Except for the idiotic purple horse who has taken a liking to you.
  9. >everyday she approaches you to try to guess your fetsih.
  10. >Apparently she is some sort of magical genius.
  11. >Lolno.
  12. >As if that cunt could ever figure it out.
  13. >Hearing a knock on the entrance, you descend the spiraling stairway and open the door to come face to face with the grinning, purple, horse.
  14. >"Hello Carl."
  15. >"What do you want from me purple horse?"
  16. >"Oh you know what I want." She remarks with half lidded eyes.
  17. >"and YOU know that I will never let you have it."
  18. >"Oh im prepared to take it by force!"
  19. >Giving you little time to react, the purple horse fires a lust spell in your direction.
  20. >Having already devised a way to defeat her you dodge the incoming spell and return fire with a tornado.
  21. >As the tornado lifts the horse up into the air her vaginal juices fly all over your front lawn.
  22. >Without even thinking, you place an electromagnetic charge on the ground.
  23. >As the horse falls from the magically generated tornado the EMP detonates, instantly draining her of all spell casting power.
  24. >"Face it purple horse, you will never suck my [spoiler] magic stick.[/spoiler]
  25. >Blast that bitch back to her pleb treehouse.
  26. >Set it on fire with a ray of solar energy.
  27. >The horse leader is blamed and a civil war breaks out.
  28. Feelsgood.mental image.