
In wonderland
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>Mulan: You know Manly urges...
>Aurora: Mulan, who are you talking to?
Alice: Oranges and Lemons say the bells of Saint Clemens.
>Mulan: Don't worry, Mushu. I got this.
>Aurora: Mushu? What about that crazy girl?
Alice: You owe me five farthings say the bells of Saint Martins.
>Mulan: Ha, what a drag. Come on, Ling! Let's get the old sing-a-long started.
>Aurora: Are you feeling alright?
Alice: When I grow rich say the bells of Shoreditch
>Mulan: For a long time we've been marching off to battle
>>In our thund'ring herd we feel a lot like cattle
>Aurora: I really think you should sit down for a moment. Let me see your eyes.
Alice: When will that be, say the bells of Saint Stepheny.
>Mulan: Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore
>>Hey, think of instead a girl worth fighting for
>Aurora: Huh?
Alice: I don't know, say the great bell of bow.
>Mulan: That's what I said:
>>A girl worth fighting for.
>Aurora: ...
Alice: Here's a candle to light you to bed, and here's a chopper to chop off your head.
>Mulan (drawing her sword and turning on Aurora): Shan Yu! I won't let you hurt this innocent girl!
Alice: Chop, chop, chop.