- Honey Crisp
- >"It's applebuck season? It's Applebuck season! YEEEHAW! IT'S APPLEBUCK SEASON!"
- >"Not so fast there, little partner, ya ain' old enough to be buckin' trees an' ya don' even have tha hooves fer it."
- >"But ma! Applebuckin's in my blood!"
- >"So's hordin', cold blood, an' universal sexual reproduction but ya don' got any o' those. Thank tha stars on that last one."
- >"But, maaaa, dad can buck trees!"
- >"Honey Crisp, yer father don' 'buck' so much as 'punch'."
- >"Same difference!"
- >"Ugh... Alrigh', but Ah'm only budgin' 'cause you know what else is in yer blood from both Spike an' me?"
- >"Stubborn as a rock?"
- >"More like a dang mountain. C'mon, let's get started, we got a lotta fields apples ta harvest this season."
- >"'nother day, 'nother load 'a' apples, eh, ma?"
- >"Yep, nothin' like a hard day's work."
- >"'Hard day's work', she says while her studly husband has been the one haulin' multiple tons of apples at a time after the cart's wheels broke."
- >"Well, lover boy, you certainly were quick to volunteer an' keep workin' when tha cart broke down than go wit' Big Macintosh."
- >"Only because you gave me those bedroom eyes."
- >"Ah helped too."
- >"Yeah... You both ganged up on me! It's not fair!"
- >"Aw, don' worry, sugarcube, we'll make it all square."
- >"Ah know! Ah'll make pa breakfast tomorrow!"
- >"With apple rubies, Honey?"
- >"Yer favorite! How're you gonna square things wit' pa, ma?"
- >"Ah was thinkin' maybe we could give you a baby brother 'r sister."
- >"I-I like that."
- >"Wait... How's that make things fair ta pa?"
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