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Giant gummy and travel by wire green textification

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  1. May 06 15:28:00 <Ctrl-S>        We need more original content
  2. May 06 15:28:21 <Ctrl-S>        >walking down a street, suddenly giant gummy
  3. May 06 15:29:36 <Ctrl-S>        >giant alligator seems to just be standing there, somehow it seems to be looking at everything at once
  4. May 06 15:30:27 <Ctrl-S>        >whatever, keep walking
  5. May 06 15:31:14 <Ctrl-S>        >crashing sounds coming from the giant alligators direction
  6. May 06 15:31:51 <Ctrl-S>        >look back at giant gummy and he's still just standing there
  7. May 06 15:33:37 <Ctrl-S>        >huh, that's odd, go to top of hill for a better look
  8. May 06 15:34:29 <Ctrl-S>        >more crashing noise from gummys direction, when you reach the top of the hill he's still standing just like he was before
  9. May 06 15:34:40 <Ctrl-S>        >no wait, what's that behind him?
  10. May 06 15:36:13 <Ctrl-S>        >see trail of destruction behind his legs, all connected unlike footsetps
  11. May 06 15:37:41 <Ctrl-S>        >shit, he's following me
  12. May 06 15:38:30 <Ctrl-S>        >walk left, crashing noise from gummy, trail of destruction goes parralel to you
  13. May 06 15:39:11 <Ctrl-S>        >walk closer, whoops, there goes the sports stadium that was behind him
  14. May 06 15:39:34 <Ctrl-S>        Any input?
  15. May 06 15:40:14 <Ctrl-S>        >implying i have writing skills or a plan
  16. May 06 15:40:50 <Ctrl-S>        >so it's doing what i do? weird.
  17. May 06 15:41:59 <Ctrl-S>        >decide tojust stay still, try to attract the attention of anyone in the area
  18. May 06 15:42:32 <Ctrl-S>        >lolnope, everyone's busy with the giant alligator, who cares about some loony?
  19. May 06 15:43:47 <Ctrl-S>        >keep trying anyway, god fucking damnit i should have brought my cellphone with me
  20. May 06 15:45:03 <Ctrl-S>        >It's getting late, screw this i'm going home
  21. May 06 15:46:37 <Ctrl-S>        >as you walk slowly home, that loud rumbling keeps going, looking back at the giant alligator you see it's still following you, oh well, you're tired and fuck sleeping outside
  22. May 06 15:47:40 <Ctrl-S>        >get home and go to bed, you're tired and this can wait until morning
  23. May 06 15:48:09 <Ctrl-S>        >>you wake up and look outside, everythings normal
  24. May 06 15:49:50 <Ctrl-S>        >>you put on your spacesuit and drive to the office for work
  25. May 06 15:51:50 <Ctrl-S>        >>You finish the meeting with the darth vader headed cats and go to get lunch
  26. May 06 15:52:46 <Ctrl-S>        >>you're eating a cloudburger with a side of raw spaghetti when your phose starts beeping
  27. May 06 15:55:07 <Ctrl-S>        >wake up, wow that was a strange dream, giant alligators folling you and some weird office thing, you don't have any idea what to call it.
  28. May 06 15:56:26 <Ctrl-S>        >meh, saturday morning cartoon time.
  29. May 06 15:56:46 <Ctrl-S>        >as you get out of bed you hear a loud rumbling in the distance
  30. May 06 15:57:20 <Ctrl-S>        >run to a doorframe, that's what you do in an earthquake right?
  31. May 06 15:58:14 <Ctrl-S>        >rumbling stops and after a while you go to make sure nothing's broken
  32. May 06 15:58:27 <Ctrl-S>        >rumbling starts again FUCK
  33. May 06 15:59:18 <Ctrl-S>        >turn on the tv anyway, no earthquake is going to get in the way of THIS mans cartoons
  34. May 06 16:00:21 <Ctrl-S>        >damnit, all the channels are running news, some bullshit about a giant alligator
  35. May 06 16:00:34 <Ctrl-S>        >GIANT ALLIGATOR!?
  36. May 06 16:01:21 <Ctrl-S>        >go outside and look around, yep, looks real from here
  37. May 06 16:02:30 <Ctrl-S>        >call friends, after some convincing they come around, thinking you've probably gone crazy from the stress of a giant alligator breaking things
  38. May 06 16:03:21 <Ctrl-S>        >when the first one arrives, you convince him to watch you move around
  39. May 06 16:04:05 <Ctrl-S>        >he seems convinced when you show him that it stops when you stand still and moves when you do
  40. May 06 16:05:15 <Ctrl-S>        >go sit down, wait for other firends and try to figure out what to do
  41. May 06 16:06:11 <Ctrl-S>        >you decide to call the cops and tell them how it's going to move, then move in that way
  42. May 06 16:06:54 <Ctrl-S>        >keep getting hung up on, think of using morse code
  43. May 06 16:07:34 <Ctrl-S>        >if only you knew more than two letters of it
  44. May 06 16:08:01 <Ctrl-S>        >waitaminuite INTERNET MAN SAVES THE DAY AGAIN
  45. May 06 16:09:19 <Ctrl-S>        >you write down a message and translate it into morse
  46. May 06 16:10:22 <Ctrl-S>        >police take a bit more notice this time
  47. May 06 16:11:18 <Ctrl-S>        >they tell you to stay in you house so you don't end up breaking more shit
  48. May 06 16:12:26 <Ctrl-S>        >okay
  49. May 06 16:13:09 <Ctrl-S>        >All sorts of suited guys show up, start asking questions
  50. May 06 16:13:59 <Ctrl-S>        Fuck i have no idea for what next
  51. May 06 16:15:28 <Ctrl-S>        The giant alligator excusion zone?
  52. May 06 16:17:40 <Ctrl-S>        Bye bye everything between gummys current position and there
  53. May 06 16:18:50 <Ctrl-S>        Sounds like a long term thing, clearing the way would take at least weeks
  54. May 06 16:21:31 <Ctrl-S>        >some of the police and suited guys stick around, looks like they are pretty keen on you saying at home
  55. May 06 16:23:22 <Ctrl-S>        >oh well, guess it's time to have a movie night
  56. May 06 16:24:28 <Ctrl-S>        >suited guys insist on bringing the pizza themselves, you aren't going to atgue against free pizza
  57. May 06 16:26:53 <Ctrl-S>        >finish watching movies with the cops and spooks and go to bed
  58. May 06 16:29:31 <Ctrl-S>        >More people come over the next few months, there's talk of getting you a house in the middle of nowhere, seems like a decent plan
  59. May 06 16:31:36 <Ctrl-S>        >a few more months pass, project alligator walk begins
  60. May 06 16:34:45 <Ctrl-S>        >you start packing most of your stuff into moving vans, and move the rest into a totally sweet motorhome the government got you for the trip
  61. May 06 16:37:15 <Ctrl-S>        >after weeks of S    L   O   W travveling with some kickass tanks you arrive at the millitary base the government built around you sweetr new home
  62. May 06 16:39:06 <Ctrl-S>        >the view of the forest surrounding camp gummy is pretty awesom
  63. May 06 16:40:12 <Ctrl-S>        >american dream status: Acheived
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  65. May 06 16:41:53 <Ctrl-S>        Is it done?
  66. May 06 16:42:11 <Ctrl-S>        I have no idea what to do next, if anything
  67. May 06 16:44:10 <Ctrl-S>        >TFW the government is aying you to chill in a luxury mansion with your friends, doing cool experiments with the millitary
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  71. May 06 16:44:25 <Ctrl-S>        I think i may have gone too far
  72. May 06 16:45:09 <Ctrl-S>        oh well, even a shitty story is better than no story
  73. May 06 16:47:51 <Ctrl-S>        Any ideas for another story?
  74. May 06 16:48:32 <Ctrl-S>        I think the premise of this one was "Giant gummy is following you, what do?"
  75. May 06 16:49:25 <Ctrl-S>        How about you try?
  76. May 06 16:51:03 <Ctrl-S>        I was thinking more pinkie left him alone for a while, and he's just haning around
  77. May 06 16:52:29 <Ctrl-S>        It's also be pretty easy to shoehorn in another setting, but that would have a good chance of turning the story into shit if it isn't already
  78. May 06 16:53:04 <Ctrl-S>        Feel free to come up with your own interpretations of what the fuck is going on
  79. May 06 16:53:38 <Ctrl-S>        At what point did you catch on to what i was doing in the double > bit?
  80. May 06 16:55:50 <Ctrl-S>        It just seemed like the right thing to do to include a dream where things were normal then reveal that not having the GIANT ALLIGATOR was the dram, rather than the cliche return to status quo
  81. May 06 16:56:52 <Ctrl-S>        If you want to post it somewhere or add on to it, i'm cool with that
  82. May 06 16:57:16 <Ctrl-S>        >implying i could stop someone from doing that anyway
  83. May 06 16:57:49 <Ctrl-S>        Just a sec, jet me get a book to plagarise from
  84. May 06 16:58:50 <Ctrl-S>        I',m going to try greentexting some arthur c clarke
  85. May 06 16:59:22 <Ctrl-S>        Just goota find a short one
  86. May 06 17:01:28 <Ctrl-S>        I'll now attempt to greentextify " travel by wire!" by arthur c clarke
  87. May 06 17:02:11 <Ctrl-S>        fuck this is narrative
  88. May 06 17:02:41 <Ctrl-S>        I'm trying to convert an existing story into greentext style
  89. May 06 17:02:59 <Ctrl-S>        Art.
  90. May 06 17:03:18 <Ctrl-S>        Damn straight.
  91. May 06 17:04:06 <Ctrl-S>        >Implying there was a great artform before
  92. May 06 17:08:01 <Ctrl-S>        I'm going to have to severely butcher thiis, cutting out the set up and such to make it fit the style
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  95. May 06 17:08:47 <Ctrl-S>        >YFW we built teleporters 30 years after televisions
  96. May 06 17:09:48 <Ctrl-S>        >transmittan test objects with our sweet new teleporter radio
  97. May 06 17:10:10 <Ctrl-S>        i'm using a story by arthur c clarke written in 1937
  98. May 06 17:10:50 <Ctrl-S>        >Our face when it turned a wooden cube into a bunch of wooden spheres
  99. May 06 17:11:50 <Ctrl-S>        >Shit looks like an old shitty tv picture of a cube, just lots of balls
  100. May 06 17:12:27 <Ctrl-S>        >Implying we could transmit complex objects like art or people
  101. May 06 17:13:56 <Ctrl-S>        >Buildan delta ray scanners, tryan for a better radioteleporter
  102. May 06 17:14:54 <Ctrl-S>        >Tests with the new system are looking good, resolution is at the microscopic level
  103. May 06 17:15:57 <Ctrl-S>        >Steal guinea pig from stupid biologists while they arent looking, use it to test radioteleporter for the glory of the physicist master race
  104. May 06 17:16:51 <Ctrl-S>        >shove it into our machine, comes out the other end dead, biologists are butthurt and refust to do autopsy
  105. May 06 17:17:48 <Ctrl-S>        >apparently it had the only specimen of some germ they were working on
  106. May 06 17:18:23 <Ctrl-S>        >not making more than one specimen of your project
  107. May 06 17:18:39 <Ctrl-S>        >ISHYGDDT
  108. May 06 17:20:03 <Ctrl-S>        >generate high frequency field in their lab to make them sick, biologists finally see reason and do the autopsy
  109. May 06 17:21:23 <Ctrl-S>        >they say it died of shock and to use a blindfold next time, also they got a new lock to keep us out
  110. May 06 17:22:12 <Ctrl-S>        >Implying their shitty lock could stop us
  111. May 06 17:22:36 <Ctrl-S>        >xray their lock and tell the idiot biologists what the combination is
  112. May 06 17:23:52 <Ctrl-S>        >implying that anyone other thatn the chemists the next floor up had any chance of being serious rivals to us
  113. May 06 17:25:05 <Ctrl-S>        >blindfold another ginea pig and teleport it, Seems to be fine afterwards
  114. May 06 17:25:31 <Ctrl-S>        >kill it and do an autopsy FOR SCIENCE, put whats left afterwards into a museum
  115. May 06 17:27:19 <Ctrl-S>        >make faster teleporter to remove need for blindfold, seems to work. Kill the guinea pig and stuff it for the museum like the last one
  116. May 06 17:28:07 <Ctrl-S>        >time for human tests, need someone disposeable, grab professor of greek or something form 197th floor
  117. May 06 17:29:17 <Ctrl-S>        >he survived, but diddn't get to have him stuffed for the museum. Fucking beauraucrats.
  118. May 06 17:30:54 <Ctrl-S>        >seems safe so we try teleportation for ourselvs, decide to make a profit from our teleporter
  119. May 06 17:31:49 <Ctrl-S>        >fucking press won't believe it until they get a turn for themself, some fatty tried to get a go but screw him we don't want some fatty breaking our teleporter
  120. May 06 17:33:24 <Ctrl-S>        >use the excitement from the demonstration to start a company to make more teleporters, taunt losers from other department with possible future funding
  121. May 06 17:34:02 <Ctrl-S>        About half way done
  122. May 06 17:35:42 <Ctrl-S>        >design commercial version of our teleporter, had ceremony teleporting a union jack to france
  123. May 06 17:36:10 <Ctrl-S>        >MFW plitician actually believed their button did anything
  124. May 06 17:37:13 <Ctrl-S>        >Customs face when we start selling trips from london to france for 2 bucks a trip
  125. May 06 17:38:51 <Ctrl-S>        >run cables around europe, put in underwater cables.
  126. May 06 17:39:56 <Ctrl-S>        >team up with the post office for intertown teleporters, everyone is using us because fuck driving
  127. May 06 17:40:24 <Ctrl-S>        You guys like this?
  128. May 06 17:43:36 <Ctrl-S>        >accidents happen, still less than roads so its all fine
  129. May 06 17:45:37 <Ctrl-S>        >hilarious accidents leave people thinner than when they got in, set up resistance coils to replicate and sell as weight loss method
  130. May 06 17:47:08 <Ctrl-S>        >after several hilarious accidents leases people disfigured, stupid tv star bint tries to sue us
  131. May 06 17:47:38 <Ctrl-S>        >Her face when engineer explains what she would ACTUALLY look like if there had been an accident
  132. May 06 17:48:19 <Ctrl-S>        >it's all mostly fixed these days anyway, so who gives a fuck?
  133. May 06 17:49:42 <Ctrl-S>        >customers ask for service to mars and venus, idiots cant into radioengineering
  134. May 06 17:50:18 <Ctrl-S>        >Implying i'd use teleporters when i halped build the things
  135. May 06 17:50:41 <Ctrl-S>        >get on rocket to new yourk, got to keep an appointment
  136. May 06 17:50:50 <Ctrl-S>        that's it
  137. May 06 17:51:35 <Ctrl-S>        Travel by wire by arthur c clarke translated to greentext
  138. May 06 17:55:26 <Ctrl-S>        Any ideas for what next?
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