- >Wake up
- >Don't feel like P.Diddy
- >Eat some cereal
- >Hear knocking on door
- >Here we go again
- >Answer
- >It's Fluttershy...and Twilight?
- Hello, what can I do for you this morning?
- >Fluttershy smiles and nervously circles the ground with her hoof
- >"Well, I've been trying to figure y-your fetish for some time now....and well um..I decided to get some help.."
- >sigh
- >Turn to Twilight
- What's your excuse?
- >"Well Anon, I've been hoping to study human sexuality and fetishes are a big part of it all. So I'm going to use my magic to help Fluttershy here."
- >Of course she would have a For Science reason
- >Fluttershy squees
- >"Isn't this great Anon? We can go through so many fetishes now, and we can make you try them out~"
- Yeah, no.
- >Slam house. The entire thing
- >Fluttershy's says something from behind the closed door
- >"T-that's okay, we can still show you the fetishes from the window, and um you'll have to come out eventually mister...."
- No, I'm not coming out! Not until Twilight stops helping!
- >Fluttershy whispers something to Twilight
- >Twilight shakes her head and speaks up so you can hear her
- >"Fluttershy here wants me to teleport in your house, but I won't do that. Instead we'll find a fetish so great you'll want to go outside!
- >Twilight pulls out "The Big Book of Fetishes"
- >Realize where Fluttershy has been getting her inspiration from
- >Must burn all the copies later
- Try all you want, I'm never coming out.
- >Today is going to be a bad day
- >Spend first hour ignoring them
- >Realize you have shit to do today
- >Can't go outside
- >Sigh and sit by the window, may as well see what they're doing
- >Eyes widen when you see Fluttershy is the size of your house
- >"IS MACROPHILIA YOUR FETISH ANON?"
- No
- >"OH"
- >See her glow and suddenly disappear
- >A minute passes before Twilight sheepishly holds up a very tiny Fluttershy up to the window
- >Shake your head
- >Tinyshy glows again and is normal size
- >Topples over Twilight
- >Both are dazed, but then look like they have an idea
- >Start kissing each other
- >Watching your reaction
- >Might be hot if they were human
- >Look as disinterested as possible
- >Both push each other off and spit in opposite directions
- >Twilight rubs her chin and then Fluttershy transforms into a jello version of her self
- >Slimeshy suddenly rubs her goop all over you window
- >Tap the windows and mouth the words "no" to Twilight
- >Twilight sighs and transforms Fluttershy back
- >Hope Twi gets the idea now
- >To your horror she gets a determined look
- >Give them both an equally determined look back
- >"That is it Anon!"
- >"We're going to find something that you find so sexy that you'll have to come outside!"
- >2 hours later
- >*Squee!*
- >A chorus of 20 Fluttershy's call out
- No
- >They transform into other mares like the rest of the mane six and cherilee
- No
- >Clones disappear
- >Twilight appears levitating beads on a string
- >"Sounding?"
- >When you don't respond she huffs and Teleports away
- >Fluttershy looks at you, and holds up a strapon
- >Glare
- >Twilight teleports back with a bunny costume on and has Fluttershy put it on
- Nope
- >Twilight stamps her hooves and teleports away again
- >Fluttershy is now holding two strapons
- >Glare harder
- >Twilight appears again and casts a spell that turns Fluttershy into a tree
- >Laugh at this attempt
- >Twilight transforms Fluttershy back
- >"Oh um...washing an oldpony?"
- >Fluttershy asks
- >She is suddenly scrubbing the back of Mr.Waddle while he sits in a tub that came out of nowhere
- >Twilight facehoofs
- >"Fluttershy that's not fetish!"
- >Mr.Waddle speaks up
- >"It 'aint? Because it's mine"
- >He then raises his eyebrows suggestively
- >Why do you live here again?
- >Another few hours pass
- >You had the urge to use bleach on your eyes in those hours
- >Numerous times
- >Nails shouldn't go in there...
- >Twilight and Fluttershy have just executed their biggest fetish attempt yet
- >It was a fully acted musical with paid actors, a stage, magical special effects and scripted lines
- >It was 3 hours long and you were only halfway through it.
- >The play was about you and Fluttershy doing it, with Fluttershy as herself
- >Twilight manipulating a puppet was supposed to be you
- >The song they were currently on had the entire cast wearing clown make up
- >They were singing about miracles
- Okay! What were you even hoping for in this play!? Whatever it is it's not my fetish!
- >Fluttershy squeaks and lowers her head
- >"Oh okay..."
- >But Twilight looks pissed
- >Her mane is disheveled and her eyes twitch
- >In a bright flash the stage, cast and everything but Fluttershy and herself are suddenly gone
- >"That's it!"
- >"If you won't come to the fetish, then we'll bring it to you!"
- >She was going to resort to teleporting into your house now
- >Jimmies status:Very Rustled
- >"Ummm Twilight..."
- >Twilight wasn't paying attention and was still ranting
- >"You just had to play cat and mouse-"
- >"Twilight!"
- >"What Fluttershy!?"
- >Fluttershy whimpers, and rubs her hooves together nervously
- >"Behind us..."
- >It seems you were wrong and not everything from the play was gone
- >The giant squid prop from scene 69 or something was still there
- >Turns out it was a real giant squid
- >You don't even know what it's purpose was in that play
- >you were half watching from inside your house
- >It picks the two ponies up and begins feeling them up
- >They cry out for help
- >Not sure if you should though
- >The tentacles start switching between feeling them up and slamming them onto the ground
- >This seems serious...
- >Sigh
- >You guess you'll try and save Twilight
- >....and maybe Fluttershy
- >Shes somewhat a friend...you guess
- >Exit house
- >Gulp
- >You half expected this whole scenario to be a fetish attempt, but nothing changes
- >Walk up to squid
- >Wait why didn't you have a plan?
- >Grabbed by squid
- >Shit
- >Start getting felt up
- >"A-anon...I just want to let you know..."
- >Fluttershy begins, but Twilight finishes with her
- >"We're sorry!"
- >You don't accept their apology but you acknowledge it
- I know...ugh
- >Suddenly feel a prodding near you ass
- >Oh hell no
- You know this is really not my fetish
- >Trying to add humor to a terrible situation
- >"That's okay it's not ours either."
- >Suddenly you realize
- Wait aren't squids like underwater creatures?
- >Twilight's eyes widen
- >"Oh right! I put a spell that allowed it to live in this environment!"
- >She removes the enchantment
- >It loses it's grip on the three of you and dies
- >Look around no other ponies seem to care about what just happened
- >Why DO you live here again?
- >Suddenly Fluttershy barrages your faces with kisses and praise of how brave you were
- >Push her away
- Don't get any ideas Fluttershy! It's not like I tried to help because I like you or anything..
- >Stupid Fluttershy
- >Pic related:yfw
- >She seems to have ignored that, and then she smiles
- >"Twilight! Look! He's out of the house now!"
- >Uh Oh
- >Twilight shakes her head
- >"No, I'm out. Almost getting raped by a squid is where I draw the line."
- >Weird line to draw considering a few of the other attempts
- >Fluttershy sighs in defeat
- >"Well, I'm not giving up on you Anon. One day you'll love me."
- Pffff keep telling yourself that.
- >You go back inside your house and make sure to slam the door quickly
- >Fluttershy was about to invite herself in
- >Take a shower
- >Today could have been worse
- >But at least Twilight won't be helping her now
- >It's not like she could convince her other friends to help...right?
- End part 1
- Part 2
- >Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
- >Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
- >Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
- >As you're eating some brand-less cereal
- you hear something outside
- >Sounds like counting
- >Ignore it until it grates on your nerves
- >Put on shoes to go outside, but notice a note in one of them
- >It reads:
- >"Sorry for yesterday Anon, as an extra apology I've fixed up your shoes."
- >"Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle"
- >When did she do that?
- >You decide it doesn't matter and definitely won't be relevant to any potential hyjinks today.
- >Go outside
- >Rainbow Dash is counting
- >"67, 68, 69..."
- >Fluttershy is doing wing push ups on a mat
- >Shes dressed up to work out
- What are you doing?
- >"Oh darn it Anon! You made me lose count!"
- >It didn't seem to matter, because Fluttershy got wingboners the second she saw you
- >She falls on her face mid wing-up
- >"Anyway, she's training. Fluttershy work on some stretches."
- >Yellow pone nods and begins stretching
- For what, and why outside my house?
- >Fluttershy is now trying to stretch seductively, and speaks up
- >"For an um special event Anon...and also for another one with you...you'll have reach and I'll have flexibility..."
- >Real subtle pass there....
- >She was distracted thinking about you and got her limbs tangled
- >Rainbow Dash sighs and helps untangle Fluttershy
- >"You'll see. Also I'm trying to help her win you over, Anon."
- Well that was blunt. Why?
- >"What do you mean why? My best friend wants a coltfriend and I'm there to support her in getting one."
- >This isn't going to end well, you just know it
- >Decide it's nothing to get worked up over
- >Go work at Sweet Apple Acres for 4 hours
- >Head home to still see them training...no
- >They're there, but Fluttershy is out of her
- workout getup
- >And they both seem to have been waiting for you
- >You notice a huge cloud is above your house
- Okay whatever you're planning you two aren't hiding it well en-!
- >Before you can finish you're being lifted by the both of them into the cloud
- >Some awkward struggling and hooves touching your ass later
- >You're deposited inside the cloud and it lets out a loud pomf sound
- >It's hollowed out and very roomy inside
- >Feels weird
- >Wait...how are you?....The shoes...
- >Fucking Twilight
- >Fluttershy floats down onto you with a blush
- >"Anon would you like to have sex like a pegasus?"
- No, you know this attempt wouldn't work right?
- >She nods a little sheepishly
- >Get her off of you
- So then why are you doing this?
- >She mumbles
- Speak up
- >"It's to...*mumblemumble*"
- >Sigh
- >Lean in closer
- >"It's to distract you.."
- >Notice Rainbow isn't inside the cloud with you
- For what?
- >She pecks your cheek
- >Move away from her
- >"Uh well for that,if that's okay with you..."
- >"And um....so we can get you to..*mumble*"
- Where?
- >"Cloudsdale."
- We're moving?!
- >She nods nervously
- >"S-sorry.."
- >Poke your head out of the cloud to see Dash pushing the cloud toward something
- >"The trip is going to take a while Anon are you sure y-"
- No!
- >She squeaks
- >Spend the rest of the trip in awkward silence
- >Arrive at Cloudsdale
- >It's beautiful
- >Still pissed off though
- I'm not going along with whatever you want from me here.
- >Rainbow looks equally pissed
- >At you.
- >"You should be glad she does anything for you!"
- >"She tries hard to please you everyday and all you do is treat her like dirt!"
- >Oh so now you're the bad guy
- That's not fair! She can stop whenever she wants, and I rejected nicely before. I'm not interested!
- >Dash doesn't relent though
- >"She's a good pony, and she's pretty. What do you want from her?"
- >Fluttershy looks embarrassed at the praise
- >She blushes, but looks at you with a small smile
- >Roll your eyes
- >"It's not like you have a choice anyway. If you want to leave Cloudsdale and not get lost.."
- >Dash grins smugly
- >"You'll have to stick with us."
- >Throw your arms up in defeat
- >Fluttershy gives you an apologetic look
- >"It's okay Anon, we still have time before the special event so we can give you a tour."
- >"If you wouldn't mind of course.."
- >Part of you wants to take off these shoes and become a spot on the pavement far below
- >Not that desperate yet...may as well go along with it for now
- >Some time later you're getting a tour of the weather factory
- >Local ponies are freaked out by you
- >Some senior weather factory worker rubs his eyes
- >"Why is there a monkey in here?"
- >Probably didn't mean to be rude, and is senile
- >Rainbow Dash gasps and nudges Fluttershy
- >"Now's your chance to defend Anon's honor!"
- >Fluttershy looks as confused as you are
- >"He dissed your guy, challenge that pony and show Anon your dedication and tenacity!"
- >"H-how Rainbow?"
- Seriously, it's not a big d-
- >"Shut up, Anon"
- Love you too Dash
- >"How about a...rap battle?"
- >What.
- >Rainbow Dash pushes Fluttershy into the Old Worker Pony
- >"Huh?" He says
- >Fluttershy tries to look confident muttering something about being assertive
- >And so begins the worst rap battle in history
- Why a rap battle?
- >Dash nudges your side
- >"Because she's bound to win this. The old pony won't know what hit him."
- >First 60 seconds is nothing but "Uh" and "Um" from one side and "Huh" and "What" from the other.
- >Finally Fluttershy gets something out
- >"Hey!...um *mumble* that's not very nice..."
- >"If y-you want to live to 100 let me give you some advice."
- >She pauses for a second and adds
- >"If that's alright with you of course.."
- >Rainbow Dash puts a hoof to her face
- >Not sure if funny or embarrassing to watch
- >"It's very rude to call my...Anon...a monkey"
- >"He's actually smart and very..uh......hunky?"
- >"Ummmmm"
- >You feel like burying your face in the clouds >This is painful
- >"If you say anything mean again, you better watch your back"
- >"Cause next time it's your face I'll smack."
- >She kicks her hoof nervously
- >"Well not really that...would be mean, but you know...so um..yeah"
- >The old pony didn't seem to pay attention
- >Then he perks up suddenly
- >"Eh? Rap battle? Don't mind if I do!"
- >Clears his throat
- >Here we go
- >"I don't even know what you youngans are yapping about"
- >"But If it's a rap battle you want, you may as well just walkout."
- >"Hey, aren't you the filly who could hardly fly?"
- >"Well now I'm gonna give you something that will really make you cry."
- >"You're a weakling it's true, nopony denies it too"
- >"Heck, you give a whole 'nother definition to 'Yellow Belly'
- >"Throughout my life I've had tons of mares, you jelly?"
- >"You can't compete with me! At the end of the day you're still a little filly who can't get any willy."
- >He then falls asleep
- >10 minutes
- >She cried for 10 minutes after that
- >We had to escort Fluttershy out of the factory while everyone watched
- >I pat Yellow Quiet's head and she smiles a little after that
- >Rainbow Dash then turns to the both of you
- >"It's time for the special event."
- >Sigh
- Stop calling it that. What is this event?
- >"Be patient and you'll find out."
- >Some wandering around Cloudsdale later and you're at the Colosseum.
- >"Fluttershy's going to be competing in the Cloudsdale Derby."
- >Fluttershy nods
- >"I'll....I'll win for you anon!"
- >You laugh so hard your sides are gone
- It's not my fetish...
- >"It's not about a fetish this time you dolt!"
- >Get a hoof to the stomach
- >Dash then puts a reassuring hoof around Fluttershy
- >"Don't worry once you win he'll realize what hes missing."
- >Fluttershy enters her name and goes off with the other competitors
- >Dash and you get seated on the cloud bleachers
- >"Oh! I almost forgot! I'll be right back!"
- >Dash flies off
- >Shrug
- >This might not be so bad after all
- >You get to see her lose badly, and then go home
- >Everything is going better than expected
- >Dash comes back with some peanuts and refreshments
- >Both of you chow down
- >Race is about to start
- Heheh this should be good
- >"You should want her to win. I betted with your money."
- >Check your back pocket
- >Remember your ass being touched when forced into that cloud
- >Your wallet is gone
- >Where was she even hiding it?!
- >Ah crap
- How much?
- >"What?"
- How much did you bet?!
- >"Well everything in your wallet...and an IOU for an extra 1000 bits."
- >Seriously what?
- >You feel your eyes twitch
- >Race begins
- >Fluttershy is the only pony not in the proper starting position
- >She's shaking like a leaf
- >Lap 1 starts and she's left in the dust by all the others
- >She twirls around comically and then finally sets off
- >Well it was nice knowing you money
- >After some time she seems to be trying
- >She's in the second to last place
- >Lap 2
- >Shes in last place now
- >Dash looks at you
- >"She needs you, Anon."
- >"Say you believe in her, show her your support!"
- >But you don't believe in her
- >Oh well may as well right?
- I believe in you Fluttershy! You can do it!
- >She seems to have heard you and turns to you with a twinkle in her eye
- >She sets off incredibly fast and is gaining on the third place pegasus
- >Under your breath you sarcastically add
- Also you winning is totally my fetish...heh
- >Beyond all reason Fluttershy seems to have heard that
- >She blushes like crazy and squees loudly
- >She speeds up even more, and flies at the speed of KENYANS
- >She wins the race in first place
- >You actually cheer
- >Time to get your bits
- >After collecting your bits Fluttershy approaches you bashfully
- >You're actually happy to see her
- >You pick her up to your face and hug her
- >"Eep!"
- You did great out there!
- >She returns your hug and then flutters in place
- >"Thanks Anon, it was all for you..."
- >She smiles sweetly
- >You notice shes actually a bit cute
- >You stare at each other for a while
- >She moves in to kiss you
- >You don't stop her, you're a bit distracted
- >But you don't exactly mind either
- >"Oh just kiss already, you two!"
- >Suddenly realize what's about to happen
- >Move away
- Ugh, yeah, not happening
- >Rainbow looks about ready to throw you off of Cloudsdale
- >"Are you serious!?"
- >She glares
- >"She did everything right!"
- >"She stood up for you, she won a race for you, you got bits because of her!"
- >She gets a look of fire in her eyes
- >"If we can't appeal to you then I'll beat it out of you!"
- >"She doesn't deserve your rejections!"
- >Fluttershy tries to stop Rainbow but the enraged Rainbow Pone does not hear her
- >Back away
- >Raise your fists to defend yourself
- >Dash suddenly feels a hoof tap her from behind
- >It's her manager on vacation
- >Asks her why she's not taking care of the weather back at Ponyville
- >She seems shocked and comes up with a bunch of excuses
- >Manager pone isn't hearing it and they fly off to Ponyville together
- >Great how do you get back?
- >Fluttershy taps your leg
- >"H-hop on, please."
- >She motions you to get on her back
- >Reluctantly do so
- >Somehow not crushing her
- >Fly off towards Ponyville
- >"Anon..."
- Yes?
- >"Me winning the race isn't really your fetish...is it?"
- >She looks really sad
- No, Fluttershy
- >After a few moments
- But you did great.
- >You can see her smile a little now
- >"Thanks, that means a lot to me."
- >Finally arrive at your house
- >Get off of her
- >She looks a little disappointed that you're no longer riding her
- >The weirdo
- >"Hey Anon?"
- Whaaaaat?
- >"I'm not giving up."
- You will, someday
- >She's not paying attention anymore and is staring at your crotch
- >Close door on her
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >If Twilight and Rainbow can't get you to like her what hope does she have?
- >Glad that tomorrow will just be same ol' Fluttershy and no more surprises
- >You hope
- End Part 2
- Part 3
- >Wake up
- >Shower shit and shave
- >Check the time
- >Seems like Fluttershy is running late
- >Maybe she's giving up
- >Smile and go head off to do some odd jobs
- >Near the park area
- >See Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
- >Hope this isn't going where you think this is going
- >She was the last one you wanted helping Fluttershy
- >Shudder
- >Anything but Pinkie
- >Decide you're being paranoid and walk past them
- >Hopefully they'll ignore you
- >They turn to look at you and begin to approach
- >Oh god, nononono
- >Pinkie is helping Fluttershy
- >Scream
- AAAAAAAAUGH!
- >Run
- >They seem surprised to see you running
- >The two ponies start to chase after you
- >And you were hoping today was going to be a good day
- >Chased for a minute or two
- >Make many sharp turns in alleyways
- >Head out to market area
- >They're waiting for you there
- >Jump over them
- >Notice a flash mob of riverdancing ponies
- >Why do you live here again?
- >Just roll with it
- >Riverdance your way past the crowd
- >They attempt to do the same, but Fluttershy screws it up and trips
- >Causes the entire crowd to trip
- >Keep running
- >Eventually arrive at library
- >About to enter but a Pink face is obstructing your view
- >"Hey!"
- >Pinkie greets you
- >Oh god how is she doing that!?
- >"Wait Anon-"
- >You don't give her the chance
- >Run like crazy
- >Notice it's just Pinkie chasing you this time
- >She keeps popping out at every turn
- >Eventually she hits her head on a tree she was popping out of
- >Victory!
- >You make it to a small lake
- >Pinkie pops out of the bush
- >You're screwed
- What do you want from me!? Are you going to force me into a basement and have Fluttershy violate me!?
- >She giggles
- >"Why would I do that?"
- >Wait what?
- >She giggles for a bit
- >"I'm inviting-"
- >She corrects herself
- >She pulls a confused Fluttershy out of the bush
- >"We're inviting you to hang out with us at the block party!"
- What block party?
- >"This afternoon! It's going to have superduper awesome events, rides, and lots of sweets!"
- >"We have three tickets that give us unlimited access to everything, and one has your name on it!"
- >Look at the ticket she is now holding up
- >It does have your name on it
- >"I organized the whole thing, so it's for real!"
- >Fluttershy nods with a smile and adds
- >"It'll be fun Anon..."
- What's this even celebrating? And why are you helping her?
- >"Can't tell you, I pinkie promised."
- Well, I'm gonna pass...
- >"Are you sure? You mentioned something about a basement earlier, is that how Fluttershy can win your heart?"
- >Pinkie gets a sultry look
- >Puts a hoof under your chin
- >Your jimmies are rustling like mad now
- You what? I accept your offer.....
- >Shudder
- >You're glad Pinkie isn't the one trying to have sex with you
- >Fluttershy flutters happily
- >"Yay!"
- >Sigh
- >Pinkie notices your glum attitude
- >"What's wrong? You get to have fun at a party with me and your best friend!"
- >She pushes you and Fluttershy together
- >Fluttershy takes this opportunity to rub your ass
- >Slap her hoof away
- >Pinkie then smiles
- >"And maybe you two can become something more..."
- >Wait did she just call Fluttershy your best friend?
- Pinkie I need to have a word with you
- >Pinkie and Fluttershy get closer to you to listen
- Alone
- >Fluttershy backs away with a sheepish smile
- Pinkie, you do know she's been coming to my house very early in the morning to harass me right?
- >Pinkie doesn't answer so you continue
- She's always trying to guess my fetish and sometimes rape me. How is she my best friend again?
- >Pinkie grins widely
- >"Well, for starters you spend more time with her than the rest of the girls."
- Yes, only be-
- >"Aaaaaand~ you're always walking around Ponyville together."
- >True but only when it's part of her schemes
- >"You know each other very well too from what I can tell."
- >"And she's given you more gifts than anypony else"
- >"Not to mention she's been in your house very often, and cooks for you from time to time."
- >Shes trying to make it sound good. But she's not adding in the awkwardness, the schemes, the embarrassment.
- >But to your horror
- >Despite all of this
- >You realize Fluttershy is by default your best friend in this world
- >Your eye twitches
- >You feel a migraine coming on
- >Won't admit it
- She's not m-
- >Pinkie puts a cupcake in your mouth
- >"Aah ah ah don't say that Anon."
- >"Anyway, we'll meet at your house at noon. Don't forget!"
- >Fluttershy comes over and nuzzles you
- >"Isn't this exciting....my best friend?"
- >She blushes
- >Something tells you she's going to keep calling you that for today...
- >Fucking Pinkie Pie
- >Head home
- >Wait till noon
- >Knocking on your door
- >Yellow and Pink marshmallow ponies greet you
- >See that Ponyville has almost literally transformed
- >Rides everywhere
- >Giant Ferris Wheel
- >Stands and games
- >Music everywhere
- >And is that a roller coaster?
- Okay, I'll admit this is pretty amazing considering the circumstances. You're something else Pinkie...
- >"Thanks!"
- >Fluttershy rubs her hoof nervously
- >"So, my best friend what would you like to do first?"
- >"I um recommend the petting zoo...but anything you wanna do is fine..."
- >Anything you want to do huh?
- >Get a particularly cruel thought
- If I'm not mistaken there's a roller coaster over there right?
- >As you approach the rollercoaster you look back at your two companions
- >Fluttershy looks like someone just kicked a puppy and screamed at her for an hour
- >She's shaking and squeaking
- >Pinkie doesn't seem to notice her friend's distress and is bouncing along
- >This rollercoaster is huge.
- >Still wondering how this all got set up in so little time
- >Probably magic
- >It's always magic
- >As you're waiting in line you hear Fluttershy whimper something out to Pinkie
- >Pinkie pats her head, and begins whispering something
- >Can't hear it all
- >You only hear bits and pieces
- >"pst pssst.. hold him.. psst pst ..romantic pssst"
- >Soon you're seated on the rollercoaster
- >you make sure to be seated next to Pinkie, but she jumps out and switches seats with Fluttershy
- >Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a heart attack
- >The carts are making their way upward to the drop
- >"*Squeak squeak*.. ?"
- What?
- >"*mumble*um *eep* ?"
- >Sigh
- >Fluttershy finally gets it out
- >"Are th-thrill r-r-rides y-your fetish!?"
- No Fluttershy
- >She doesn't respond because the drop has started
- >She screams loudly and holds on to you
- >With an iron grip
- Eerk! Let go!
- >She just whimpers and buries her head into your side
- >Pinkie is having the time of her life and notices Fluttershy's in peril
- >"Now's your chance Fluttershy, kiss him in the heat of the moment!"
- >Damn it Pinkie
- >Oddly enough Fluttershy seems to pull it together
- >She's shaking and moves in to kiss you
- >Dodge it
- >The carts go for a loop
- >Fluttershy looks very green now, but pulls you into a kiss
- >Can't get away
- >Another loop
- >Kiss still isn't broken
- >Fluttershy lets out a sick groan
- >One more loop
- >Oh no...
- >She vomits into your mouth
- >Oh god! WHY?!
- >When the ride is over you vomit in disgust
- >Pinkie looks confused at the two of you
- >As Pinkie goes off to get you two some water Fluttershy turns to you and asks
- >"Is vomit your...fetish anon?"
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Well that backfired on you
- >Immensely
- >After some clean up everything seems back to normal
- >Fluttershy smiles and turns to the both of you
- >"Let's go to the petting zoo."
- >"I'd love to see all the cute animals there with Pinkie and...."
- >She gives you bedroom eyes
- >"My best friend~."
- >Shrug
- >Why not
- >There's no way either of these two can shoehorn a fetish or romace situation into a petting zoo of all things
- >Right?
- >Arrive, there's goats, sheep (which can talk..), and all sorts of other animals
- >Fluttershy looks ecstatic
- >Actually have a good time feeding them
- >Things might not be so bad after all...
- >Laugh as a goat eats up pellets from your hand
- >Turn to see Pinkie gone
- >She's now eating pellets from your hand
- >Withdraw your hand
- What are you doing?
- >"It looked like fun!"
- >Fluttershy looks thoughtfully
- >You try to ignore that strange moment and get more pellets
- >Before you can react yellow quiet is sucking on your hand
- Agh! Knock it off Fluttershy!
- >Run off
- >This is too much
- >Bump into a line
- >It's for a stage to do karaoke
- >Turn around to see Pinkie and Banana Hush
- >Pinkie's eyes brighten as she gets some idea
- >She pushes Fluttershy into the line and drags you to sit down at a nearby table
- >Oh boy
- >Some lame karaoke later and it's Fluttershy's turn
- >Time for lamest karaoke
- >She looks very nervous
- >"So um...I would like to dedicate this s-song."
- >"To my best friend, Anon."
- >She clears her throat
- >Music starts up
- >Oh no it can't be this song
- >How does it exist in Equestria?!
- >She inhales and begins to sing
- >"W-we're no strangers to love.."
- >"Um you know the rules and so do I"
- >"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of"
- >"You wouldn't get this from any other gal"
- >"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling"
- >"Gotta make you understand"
- >She's actually getting in to it
- >And she sounds alright, but why this song?!
- >Look around to see all the ponies are loving this
- >Pinkies shaking her head back and forth
- >Bury your head in your arms
- >"Never gonna give you up"
- >"Never gonna let you down"
- >"Never gonna run around and desert you"
- >"Never gonna make you cry"
- >"Never gonna say goodbye"
- >"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
- >Sings entire song
- >Cheering from everyone listening
- >As Fluttershy leaves the stage Pinkie and you meet up with her
- >"Did you like it?"
- >She looks at you expectantly
- >"It's how I feel about you..."
- I'll just tell you that you aren't my b-
- >Pinkie shoves a cupcake in your mouth
- >God damn it Pinkie
- >Afterwards the activities are fairly normal
- >Some of the other mane six meet up with your little group and join in too
- >After some time it's just the three of you again
- >It's late afternoon
- >Something suddenly occurs to Pinkie
- >She gasps loudly
- >"The cake! They're giving out cake about now!"
- >She wraps her hooves around yellow pone and you
- >She jumps into a bush
- >You all pop out to a buffet area
- >How does she do that?
- >Notice the cake is pink and yellow
- >Pay it no mind
- >Fluttershy is given the first piece, but balances the plate on her hooves over to you
- >Piece has her cutie mark on it
- >She blushes
- >"For you, best friend."
- >Roll your eyes and hear her squee when you eat it
- >Pinkie swallows hers in one bite
- >Fluttershy is about to eat her piece when she looks at you
- >"Did the food excite you, best friend?"
- You're not my-
- >Cupcake in mouth
- >ugh
- >Take cupcake out of mouth
- It was good, but what do you mean exciting?
- >She doesn't respond
- >Instead Fluttershy rubs her piece of cake all over her face
- >"Does this d-drive you wild, mister?"
- >Pinkie laughs
- >"That's not how you food fight!"
- >She rushes to the buffet table and balances a bunch of pies on her head
- >Throws one at each of your faces
- >Then throws it at all the other ponies in the area
- >At the top of her lungs she cries out
- >"FOOOOOD FIGHT!"
- >Almost instantly food is flying from all directions
- >The three of you hide under the table
- >Pinkie is giggling
- >Fluttershy still thinks food is your fetish
- >And you
- >You're thinking this shit never happens in Manehattan
- >Why do you live here?>As you begin to ponder what places you can move to next month Fluttershy moves closer to you
- >She takes some pie goop and rubs it on your crotch
- >Glare at her
- >She backs away, but is still smiling with a sultry look
- >Pinkie makes some strange military style gestures to the two of you
- What?
- >She repeats the gesture
- I don't understand...
- >"We need to sneak around everyp0ny and then blast 'em with everything we got!"
- >Ignore that order and watch Pinkie sneak off to execute her plan
- >You head off in the opposite direction dodging foods of all kinds
- >Fluttershy is close behind with wingboners
- >You're now close to the large cake, past that and you should be out of the buffet area
- >Fluttershy has other plans
- >She licks her lips and pounces you
- >You stumble and the both of you fall on a shocked Cranky Doodle Donkey
- >He panics and he runs into the massive cake
- >You're all now covered in a massive pile of frosting and cake pieces
- >Fluttershy is dry humping you and moaning lustily
- >"Mmmm Anon"
- Food is not my fetish!
- >"B-b-but..."
- It's not, just get off please
- >"Oh, okay."
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >It takes some time to clean you two up
- >Some more activities later
- >It's nighttime
- Well time to go ho-
- >Pinkie shakes her head
- >"Nuh uh!"
- >"There's gonna be fireworks in an hour!"
- >"And I know just the spot to watch them!"
- >She leads the two of you to some hill overlooking a big portion of the town
- >Lays down a blanket she got from....somewhere
- >As you all settle down Fluttershy turns to you
- >"Best friend?"
- >Sigh
- What.
- >"Do you know what the party is about?"
- No...
- >She looks saddened by your answer
- Pinkie won't tell me.
- >You turn to look at Pinkie, but she's nowhere to be found
- >Realize that she arranged the two of you to be alone here.
- >Fluttershy smiles sadly, and then looks into your eyes
- >"Today is my birthday."
- >That took you by surprise
- >Wonder why you didn't get the signs
- >Her friends paying special attention to her when they joined in on the activities
- >The cake with her cutie mark
- >Sometimes you're an idiot
- >Fluttershy looks deeper into your eyes
- I don't understand, loud giant parties aren't your thing.
- >"No..they're not. It's just that I wanted to celebrate...us
- >"And maybe you liked these kind of parties."
- Oh....
- >Not sure how to feel
- But why did you not tell me? Why have Pinkie promise you to not tell me?
- >She looks very sad, and hides behind her mane
- >She lowers her head
- >"I was afraid if you knew y-you wouldn't come."
- >You were about to say you would have come
- >But that would have been a lie
- >You were reluctant to be a part of this whole thing to begin with.
- >Still feel bad.
- >"Did you have fun, my best friend?"
- Yeah... I guess I did.
- >She smiles, and then looks at you hopefully
- >The fireworks begin off in the distance
- >"Anon..."
- >"Since it's my birthday...um"
- >You shake your head
- >"Please, can I at least pretend?"
- >"A kiss! A small one, anything?"
- >Her voice started wavering with each suggestion.
- Just watch the fireworks...
- >You try not to look at her
- >It's no use your eyes catch her large sad eyes
- Alright...just a hug
- >You open your arms, and instantly shes hugging your waist tightly
- >She doesn't let go
- Why don't you just give up on me Fluttershy?
- I'm not worth the trouble.
- >She shakes her head and looks up at you
- >"I love you too much to do that."
- >She looks so sad and yet so determined
- >"I'm not giving up *snf* not now...not ever!"
- >She cries softly and you pat her head
- >You don't say anything, you feel too bad to
- >After several moments you end the embrace
- >You get up
- >Time to go home
- Happy Birthday
- >As you walk away, you sigh and add
- My best friend
- >Today was a fun day
- End part 3
- Part 4
- >Yesterday took a lot out of you
- >Still you've missed quite a bit of work at Sweet Apple Acres this week
- >You need to work today
- >Step outside, see newspaper
- >Ponies suck at the news
- >Read headline out loud
- 'Celebration of local baby birds'?
- I'll give you a headline:'Local man cancels subscription'.
- >Normally never have the chance to read the newspaper
- >Fluttershy takes up your early morning time
- >Notice Fluttershy hasn't bothered you today
- >Maybe she FINALLY gets it
- >Head off to Sweet Apple Acres
- >Applejack probably isn't going to be too happy with you.
- >Things got weird, and you never got the chance to work this week like you promised.
- >Oh well
- >Arrive at Sweet Apple Acres
- >See Applejack, wait is that Fluttershy as well?
- >Of course something like this would happen
- >This should be easy to deal with
- >Walk up to them
- Apples aren't my fetish
- >Applejack just rolls her eyes
- >"No, sugarcube we're done trying to appeal to ya."
- >That didn't sound good
- >"From what the rest of the girls have told me, you can't be appealed to."
- >She opens her saddlebag and bites on a long rope
- >Oh god no...
- Why are you doing this? I mean the others had some sort of excuse. What's yours?
- >"Fluttershy here has been distracting ya from your work."
- >"If she gets what she wants, maybe you'll have time to actually do somethin' around here."
- >Look to Fluttershy
- So much for "best friends."
- >She winces at that, but then smiles warmly
- >"Applejack says I need to be more bold with you..."
- >"If you don't want to love me...I have to m-make you love me...."
- >Don't respond
- >You run
- >With a rope in her mouth, Applejack calls out to you before giving chase with Fluttershy
- >"Yer only making it worsh on yershelf!"
- >You run through the orchard
- >The two ponies are actually putting up a good chase
- >Dodge a lasso
- >Keep running
- >Fluttershy flies on ahead of Applejack
- >She's gaining on you
- >Fuck
- >Idea
- Fluttershy, look some bunnies are sick!
- >She stops and gasps in concern
- >"Where!"
- >"Darn it sugarcube he's trying to trick ya."
- >"Oh.."
- >More like succeeded
- >Can see the end of the orchard
- >Trip on a barrel
- >Of course...
- >They catch up and your hands are bound
- >Applejack looks smug
- >Fluttershy looks almost apologetic
- >Well as apologetic as you can get when staring at someone's crotch
- >Fluttershy tries taking off your clothes
- >Laugh bitterly
- >Thank you clothes
- >"Fluttershy, let me show you how it's really done."
- >Applejack bites your shirt
- >Tears it off
- >Rest of the clothes except your socks and shoes are torn off too
- >Is this really happening?
- > Usually a pony with common sense would save you about now...
- >Fluttershy begins rubbing your crotch with a hoof
- Stop it!
- >She retracts her hoof
- >Applejack huffs
- >"He doesn't have a choice, remember that."
- >Fluttershy seems excited by this
- You're not helping Applejack....
- >"Just keep yapping that perty mouth of your's Anon..."
- >Rubbing continues
- >Boner pls go
- >It stays
- >Fluttershy blushes and gives you a cute little smile
- >"Don't worry this won't hurt a bit."
- >Glare
- >"What are you two doing?!"
- >Oh thank god it's Big Mac!
- >You knew someone would come to save you
- >He goes to untie you
- >Applejack rushes in to stop him
- >"If you let him go, I'll tell everyp0ny about the doll."
- >He gasps and then backs away
- >Ah what a load of crap
- Everyone already knows about the stupid doll!
- >Big Mac then frowns at you
- >"Well, buck you Anon!"
- >"Also my doll 'aint stupid!"
- So I'm guessing you aren't going to save me
- >"Nope."
- >Well, it was nice knowing you pony virginity
- >Applejack laughs
- >"Well Fluttershy go on and rut 'em"
- >Okay Big Mac won't save you, but some other pony probably will...
- >Fluttershy kneads her hooves on your chest
- >Plants kisses on your face
- >Licks your cheek
- >Any minute now...
- >"Hey sis what game is this?"
- >Fluttershy jumps off of you flustered
- >Applejack looks equally surprised
- >"Applebloom! Um...it's nothing."
- I need help Applebloom
- >Realize Applebloom probably isn't going to be helpful
- >Begin undoing the rope while Yellow Pone, and Apple pone talk to little Apple Pone
- Bad things are going to happen to me, look at the state I'm in...
- >Realize ponies don't wear clothes
- >Applebloom doesn't really get whats wrong
- >"Did you do somethin' with your hair Anon?"
- >Ropes almost undone
- >Groan in frustration
- She's letting Flutt-
- >Applejack covers your mouth with a hoof
- >"What Anon is trying to say is that he's sick and Fluttershy is going to make him feel better."
- >Finally you've undone the ropes
- >Don't even bother to say anything
- >Run like a headless chicken in the direction of Ponyville
- >Continue to be chased
- >In Ponyville now ass naked
- >No one cares though
- >They also don't seem to care about Fluttershy and Applejack chasing after you either
- >Why do you live here?
- >In the market area now
- >It's very busy today
- >Duck and hide behind the the crowds of ponies
- >Fluttershy looks around, but then hangs her head in defeat
- >If it was just Fluttershy this would be a failed rape attempt
- >But Applejack wasn't giving up so easily
- >"Hey Everp0ny! I'm offering a discount on my cider to anypony who gives us Anon!"
- >All the ponies look at you
- >Then all take credit to finding you while throwing you to Applejack and Fluttershy
- >The chase continues
- >Gotta go fast!
- >Heading towards townhall
- >You're tiring out
- >They'll catch you if you don't think of something fast
- >See grey pegasus
- >"Hey Mr.Anon you look different today."
- >"Did you do something with your hair?"
- >Pick her up
- >Throw her at them
- >Her head collides with Fluttershy's
- >Her ass falls onto Applejack
- >Must have an ass of iron, because Fluttershy can't seem to get her off of Applejack
- >Keep running
- >Off in the distance you hear Applejack rage loudly
- >Uh oh
- >Make it to Twilight's library
- >She'll help
- >You hope
- >Knock on the door
- >Spike answers
- >"Hey Anon, did you-"
- Shut up, and help me!
- >"Sheesh okay okay, what's wrong?"
- >About to explain
- >"GOSH DARN IT ANON, WHEN I GET YA I'M GONNA HAVE FLUTTERSHY RUT YOU FOR A WEEK!"
- That
- >Spike allows you inside
- >Notice Twilight isn't here
- >Probably at Canterlot brown nosing Celestia
- So, um....
- >Spike shrugs
- >You spend the time listening to what sounds like smashing objects, broken windows, and shouting outside.
- >You've stayed long enough
- >Exit the library and head off
- >Ponyville looks totally wrecked
- >Damn, is she pissed
- >Run until you're near the train station
- >You can hide out here you guess
- >Hear galloping
- >Or not
- >Flutterbutt and Applecrap are closing in on you
- >Look to a nearby train
- >Well, you've heard of worse plans before...
- >Stow away with luggage
- >Laugh victoriously as the train sets off and leaves them in the dust
- >The trip takes all day and all night
- >Step out of train
- >It's ....an old time western town or something?
- >Ah well at least those two are gone
- >"Oh I missed you so much Anon."
- >What.
- >Turn to see Fluttershy and Applejack with saddlebags on
- >Applejack already has a rope in her mouth
- >Damn it
- >Suddenly some cowboy pony runs up to you all
- >"Hello and welcome to Aaaaaaaaappleloosa!"
- >Make a run for it
- >Lasso'd
- >Fluttershy approaches sweetly and hugs you
- >Applejack begins dragging you off
- >Applejack turns to Braeburn
- >"Can we use your room cousin?"
- >He nods
- >Well, he's no help
- >Get an idea
- Wait!
- >Applejack tugs harder on the rope
- How about a competition...like a rodeo or something lame ?
- >Applejack grins smugly
- If I win you let me go
- >Fluttershy looks saddened
- >Applejack grins wider
- >Unties you
- >You fistbump her hoof
- >Suddenly regretting this
- >"Alright Anon, and if I win...."
- >"You have to marry Fluttershy."
- >WHAT!?
- >Fluttershy squees and flies in the air
- >The competition is going to be an ironpony competition or something
- >Realize this was a terrible idea
- >Out in the orchards
- >Objective is to get apples into the buckets
- >Then move them to Point B
- >First one to get 10 buckets wins
- >Some Sheriff guy is overseeing the event
- >Fluttershy calls from the sidelines
- >"You can do it Anon, I believe in you!"
- >She says more softly
- >"But uh, I really want to marry you so um *mumble mumble mumble*"
- >Facepalm
- >The thought of that pony being your wife has rustled you so bad that you feel you HAVE to win
- >You're now motivated by Fluttershy, but not in the way she wanted.
- >It begins
- >You kick the tree with all your might
- >Nothing
- >Kick harder
- >Some apples fall out
- >Takes 10 of these kicks to fill a bucket
- >Get the first bucket to point B
- >That wasn't so bad was it?
- >Turn to see Applejack has already finished
- > Sheriff gives the point to AJ
- >Applejack nudges your waist
- >"Ah, cheer up Anon, you're gonna be real perty in a suit."
- It's not over yet! We still have plenty of other events to compete in!
- >Next event is hoof wrestling
- >Sit down at a stump
- >A bit awkward considering the different body types
- >Finally get in the right position
- >Grab her hoof
- >She looks a bit freaked out by the sensation of fingers clasping her hoof
- >Fluttershy flies over to you and nibbles on your ear lightly
- >"Whether you win or lose I still love you, Anon."
- >"But um I'm maybe sorta hoping you l-"
- Just sit down, and watch Fluttershy
- >"okay..."
- >Start
- >Applejack is strong, but most of her strength seems to come from her back legs not the front
- >Slowly you begin to overtake her
- >It helps that she doesn't seem to like the sensation of your gripping hands
- >Slam that hoof down
- >You won
- >You actually won!
- >Fluttershy flies up to you and nuzzles you
- >"Yay! We're gonna get married!"
- >Applejack facehoofs
- >"Sugarcube, when Anon wins that means you aint getting married."
- >"Oh...right..."
- >"Don't you worry none, honey. Anon here won't be able to do much in the next event..."
- >She gets a smirk that makes you shudder
- >"Is this your fetish Anon?"
- No
- >"Hehheh, think of this as a sample of what's to come, Sugarcube."
- Yeah, yeah let's just get this over with
- >This next event is basically bucking
- >God damn it brain
- >The objective is for you to ride on Applejack, and for her to try to buck you off before 3 minutes is up
- >Somehow you're not crushing her
- >You were half hoping her spine would snap when you mounted her-
- >Shut up brain
- >The Sheriff nods his head
- >Before you can orient yourself Applepony is already kicking around frantically
- >You're holding on for dear life
- >"Yeeeeehaaaaaw! I knew you liked it rough Anon!"
- >Fluttershy got wingboners at that statement
- >"A-anon are you-"
- Yes! I'm sure it's not my fetish!
- >"*Squeak*"
- >First minute goes by
- >Feel like you're gonna be sick
- >If you vomit you hope it's on her
- >Eventually you lose your grip
- >Fall down
- >Point goes to Applejack
- >Fluttershy helps you up
- >Then motions you to get on her back
- >"Ummmm my turn?"
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Pie eating event
- >Easy
- >Have to eat 6 entire pies before the other competitor
- >Fluttershy comes over with a cloth over her hoof
- What are you doing?
- >"Well...as your future wife I'm supposed to support you..."
- >Ignore her
- >It begins
- >Chow the hell down on the first pie
- >Move on to the next
- >Before you can begin Fluttershy starts wiping your face
- Stop it
- >Chow down on the second pie
- >Even messier
- >Fluttershy more forcefully wipes you clean
- >It takes forever
- >Applejack has now caught up
- >Eat like crazy
- >Head to head
- >On the fourth pie you speed up
- >Eat the last pies in pretty much one go
- >Bad idea
- >You vomit
- >Applejack seeing this also vomits
- >Everyone who watching starts to vomit
- >Vomit chain reaction
- >After about a minute Fluttershy wipes the vomit from her mouth
- >Tries to clean you with the cloth but it only makes you more dirty
- >...Well at least you won
- >Lands and wiggles her hooves in the air
- >"Hehehe do your best um, my future husband"
- >Wow, she has so much confidence in you losing
- Thanks for the support Fluttershy....
- >Next event is...
- >Mud wrestling..?
- >Before you can say anything you're tackled into the mud
- >You struggle with your opponent
- >After some awkward flailing you move apart
- >Your opponent rushes between your legs
- >Before you can turn around you're tackled from behind
- >Your opponent is then on your back and pulls on one of your legs
- >Then she slams all her hooves onto your back
- >Before you can cry out she sharply turns your neck
- >For a second you think you're about to die
- >But oddly enough your neck feels better than before
- >Feel kneading on your shoulders
- >What the hell?
- >"Oh my, Anon you've been carrying so much tension..."
- >Wait what!?
- Fluttershy?
- >"Are you two lovebirds done yet?"
- >"The next event is about to start and you two are playing in the mud."
- Didn't the list of events have something about mud wrestling?
- >Applejack shows you the list
- >See that the correct event was erased and mud wrestling was added
- God damn it
- >Massage still feels good though
- Okay, the massage is nice, but why in the mud?
- >"I was hoping it was your fetish..."
- It's not
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Lose every event on wards
- >Final event
- >Tug of War
- >Fluttershy is staring at your crotch
- >No, your manparts
- >You've been naked since Applejack sort your clothes off
- >You don't care right now
- >All you care about is winning this event
- >You get in position
- >Begin tugging
- >Applejack despite only using her mouth is tugging really hard
- >For about a minute neither of you has the advantage
- >But she suddenly does when you stumble a little
- >No!
- >You can't lose!
- >Just imagine what would happen if you marry Fluttershy
- >You'll have a wedding and she'll stumble over her vows..
- >She'll probably look a little cute...
- >Erm nevermind that!
- >And then you'll have some reception and it'll be awkward as hell
- >And then on the wedding night
- >You do the deed...
- >Then she'll whisper in your ear: "Good boy, Anon...Mommas so proud~"
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
- >You tug the rope with all your might and Applejack loses all her balance
- >Yes!
- Haha no wedding for you Fluttershy!
- >Applejack gets up
- >"Actually Anon, ya still lost."
- >Shows you the score
- >Shit
- This is a load of crap you can't really force a wedding on me!
- >Applejack laughs
- >"That's where you're wrong pardner. See, my family has a lot of influence here."
- >"Not to mention you're stuck here."
- >"Also we already brought wedding stuff with us when we came here."
- >That doesn't make any sense
- How could you know the deal ahead of time?
- >"Well, when we saw you were goin' to Appleloosa I knew we could get the two of ya hitched there."
- >"And when you offered the deal, I thought:Why not?"
- So this was just a big waste of time?
- >Fluttershy pats your thigh
- >"It's okay Anon, it looked like you were having fun.
- >"And now we can be together forever."
- >She blushes and gives you this look of pure wonder
- >"I even brought one of your suits from your house!"
- >"I um...wanted to use the one from our date long ago...but..."
- >She vomited spaghetti all over that one
- >That was a bad night
- >Before you knew it you were forced into a suit
- >Hands tied behind your back while Applejack led your around by the rope
- >You're now in some dumpy chapel like place
- >Kind of weird to see no crosses or anything
- >Everyone gathered looks confused to be here
- >Braeburn is going to wed the two of you
- >Fluttershy walks to the altar
- >She's...
- >Beautiful...
- >Blush
- >Almost don't mind this
- >Braeburn clears his throat
- >"Hoooooowdy y'all!"
- >Almost
- >"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this- ummm."
- >Applejack helps him
- >"Human."
- >"Human, and this mare in matrimony."
- >Fluttershy looks to you
- >She gives you a look of pure love
- >Glare
- >Braeburn rambles on about offtopic stuff and Applejack has to get him back on track
- >" If anyp0ny here can show cause why these two ponies erm.. human thing and pony should not be joined in holy matrimony..."
- >He takes a deep breath
- >"Speeeeeeaaaak now or forever hold your peace."
- Well, I for one-
- >Applejack steps on your foot
- >"Applejack!"
- >Mayor Mare bursts through the door
- >"You have some nerve running off here with all the property damage you caused!"
- >Applejack gets an oh crap look
- >You remember she tore up Ponyville looking for you.
- >Not sure why Mayor Mare is upset though
- >Ponyville gets destroyed and repaired about twice a month with all the crap going on
- >Makes you wonder why you live there
- >"You three are coming back with me."
- >Can't believe your luck
- >Cheer
- >Smile wide
- >Fluttershy looks heartbroken
- >Applejack looks terrified
- >About an hour later you're all on the train to Ponyville
- >Spend the rest of the day ignoring Fluttershy who tries to talk to you
- >Applejack sulks with Mayor Mare watching her the entire time
- >It's night now, the bunks are too tiny for you so you lay on the floor.
- >Fluttershy floats down to you
- >"W-would you like a massage?"
- >Glare at her for a few seconds
- >She doesn't break eye contact
- >Nod
- >She hikes up her dress and gets on your back
- >Roughly kneads you with her hooves
- >Feels great
- Aaaaa~ This is awesome
- >"I can do this for you everyday Anon."
- Yeah about that, I'm still pissed at you.
- >She doesn't say anything for a few moments
- >"I'm sorry Anon...it seemed like such a good idea at the time..."
- >"It was like a dream come true..."
- Yeah well then keep dreaming...
- >She giggles
- >"I do. Everyday."
- >"...It's not enough though."
- Well it'll have to be.
- >She finishes the massage and then pecks your cheek
- >Sigh in protest
- >"Until you're at the altar with me again, and willing...."
- >"I'm not giving up mister."
- Yeah, yeah I get it.
- >She doesn't respond
- >She fell asleep snuggled next to you
- >Too tried to do anything about it
- >......
- >Wrap your arm around her
- >Sleep
- End part 4
- Part 5
- >The following day was very awkward
- >You and Fluttershy were still in your wedding outfits
- >When you got off the train there was a crowd waiting to greet you
- >They had a congratulations "Mr. and Ms. Fluttershy" banner
- >Pinkie was going to throw a party
- >In summary it was bad
- >You also were a bit pissed that they knew about Applejack and Fluttershy's plan to force a marriage
- >None of them did anything about it and they assumed they would succeed
- >Why do you live here?
- >Everything is back to normal now
- >At least it seems that way
- >Hear a knocking on your door
- >Answer it
- >No one is there
- >Instead there's a bunch of roses
- >Has a note on it
- >Cheesy love poem
- >It reads:
- >"I need you."
- >"I love you."
- >"Without you my heart will pine."
- >"So please, oh please be mine."
- >"With Love, Fluttershy."
- >Seriously?
- >Shake your head
- >Take the roses inside
- >Might as well
- >This really isn't her style
- >Someone is helping her...
- >Of course someone is
- >It's only a matter of time before you're forced into some comical predicament
- >You just know it...
- >To your fortune nothing else happens that day
- >Next Day
- >Recieve violets
- >Another poem
- >It's a 10 page long poem about human and pegasus sex
- >You stopped reading when it started detailing how she would use her wings on you
- >Take in the flowers
- >Throw out the poem
- >Nothing else happens that day
- >Next day
- >Look outside
- >No flowers
- >It's just a letter
- >Smells kind of funny
- >Invites you to to the Spa
- >"P.S. I hope you like the scent of my-"
- >Try not to vomit
- >Drop letter
- >See back of letter has another message on it
- >It reads:"Darling, if you want any new clothes from me then you will come to the spa."
- >"-R"
- >She always uses that threat
- >But it works so you guess you can't blame her
- >Fucking Rarity
- >Arrive at front entrance of the Spa
- >Enter
- >Fluttershy and Rarity are there to greet you
- >Fluttershy has a rose in her mouth
- >"For you, my love."
- >She offers it to you
- >Don't do anything
- >She begins to lose confidence
- >lowers her head
- >Rarity glares at you
- >"How rude!"
- >"That is no way to treat a lady who offers you something!"
- >She looks like she's about to start ranting
- >Quickly take the rose from Fluttershy's mouth
- There
- >Rarity still looks expectantly at you
- >"Thank you, ...erm Miss Fluttershy."
- >Still giving you that look
- What do you want me to do? Eat it?
- >She nods
- >God damn it
- >So your choice is to either eat the rose
- >Or listen to her whine....erm complain
- >Don't want to make that mistake again...
- >Hesitate for a bit
- >Eat the rose
- >Fluttershy looks happy now
- >Rarity seems satisfied
- >"Good, now we're all going to get the full treatment."
- >"We'll need to look our best tonight."
- What do you mean "we"?
- >In the sauna
- >They didn't have towels big enough so you just have an undersized towel covering your crotch
- So you're going to some fancy dinner party in Canterlot?
- >"We're going my dear, Anon."
- >Rarity corrects
- >Unbeknownst to you, Fluttershy has slowly taken off your towel
- Well, I know you're gonna force me to go. But why?
- >Fluttershy is drooling on your thighs but you don't notice
- >"Well, I think I've figured out why you don't want to be with Fluttershy."
- Because she's an awkward, obsessive stalker, who can't keep her hooves to herself?
- >"No! Don't be so crass Anon! She's a perfectly healthy, nice, and pretty mare."
- >Fluttershy is trailing her tongue up and down your thigh
- >Rarity and you are too distracted
- >"You're both missing romance! A night for the two of you. She hasn't been courting you properly and I intend to fix that!"
- >Notice Fluttershy
- >Roughly push her away
- >Rarity didn't get the context and thinks you're being rude
- >She gasps
- >"Anon! You brute!"
- >She rants for 10 minutes
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Fucking Rarity
- >Goop and cucumbers on your face
- >Getting a massage
- >Doesn't feel as good, because the employees aren't used to massaging non-ponies
- >Rarity is getting massaged like crazy
- >Has goop and cucumbers on her face
- >She's oblivious to all her surroundings as well
- >Fluttershy is probably getting a light massage or something
- >As you're thinking of ways you can get out of going to Canterlot tonight, the massage gets rougher
- >Rougher and better
- >Almost as if the pony suddenly knew about human anatomy
- >Don't question it
- >After some time the massage ends
- >"Now, um let's do the front, my love."
- >Wait...
- >Take off a cucumber
- >Fluttershy
- >Her wings are extended and she's about to attempt to flip you over
- >Throw a cucumber and some goop at her face
- >She squeaks
- >Rarity takes off a cucumber at the commotion
- >Sees you glaring
- >Also sees Fluttershy looking sad with goop in her mane and a cucumber on her cheek
- >Rarity's eye twitches
- >"Anon..."
- >God damn it.
- >After all the treatments are over you three walk out feeling refreshed
- >The last treatment went terribly wrong for you though
- >You'll never look at sponges the same way again
- Okay, so how did you even get invited to this fancy dinner party?
- >"I was invited along with any two ponies I wanted to bring. The host is a very important client of mine."
- I still think you're missing the point Rarity. I don't want to be in a relationship with Fluttershy
- >Fluttershy hovers next to you and grabs a hand with her hooves
- >"Oh fair Anon, you need to give me a chance."
- >She blushes and then looks very nervous
- >"Um uuuuh Rarity...I don't know what say n-next..."
- >Rarity calmly finishes for her
- >"You just don't know you love her yet Anon."
- Okay this whole cheesy romance stuff needs to stop. There's no way I'm gonna have to listen to this all night am I?
- >Fluttershy cradles your cheeks in her hooves
- >"One night of passion and romance..."
- >"And a lifetime of love..."
- >"Ummm how was that Rarity?"
- >"Marvelous, dear."
- >It's gonna be a long night...
- >An hour later and you're all dressed in fancy clothing
- >At the train station
- >Maybe you can convince them not to take you
- >Well Rarity at least
- >Fluttershy keeps offering to have your hold her by a wing
- >Probably the closest thing you can get to holding hands
- >Idea
- >Agree to hold Fluttershy's wing
- >Rarity looks happy
- >Pick your nose roughly and obviously
- >Wipe snot on Fluttershy's wing
- >Rarity looks pissed
- >Fluttershy looks shocked and a little hurt
- >But then she gets a thoughtful look
- >You know that look
- >Rarity speaks up
- >"That's it Anon! You are just too rude, and inconsiderate to-"
- >You tune her out
- >You're mentally celebrating that you won't have to deal with these two anymore today
- >Suddenly feel something gooey on your hands
- >Fluttershy is picking her nostrils and wiping the snot on your hands
- >Rarity looks mortified
- >Before you can react Fluttershy puts some snot on her tongue and then flies up to you
- >Oh god!
- >Wraps her hooves around your head
- >Shoves her tongue down your throat
- >She adds extra saliva
- >It's running down your mouth
- >Shudder
- Eeeeeeeew!
- >Fluttershy looks apologetic
- >"So snot and boogers aren't your fetish?"
- No!
- >Rarity looks like she's about to faint
- >She comes to her senses
- >She suddenly smiles evilly
- >"I see Anon, you're trying to play on my aversion to disgusting things"
- >"And since my dear Fluttershy seems so dedicated to you...to do that ...*shudder*..you're definitely coming with us now."
- >Scream as she uses her magic to drag you into the train
- >The train is about to set off
- Wait stop the train!
- >Rarity laughs
- >"Oh no Darling, there are no brakes on this train."
- >The train ride was going to take all day
- >And you're considering jumping out a window at this point
- >As punishment for being "inconsiderate, brutish, and disgusting" Rarity has unleashed the Fluttershy on you
- >Basically she's encouraging yellow pone's fetish guessing for the remainder of trip
- >Rarity packed a lot of bags and so they have a lot work with
- >First class so you each have your own rooms
- >Fluttershy enters the room bashfully with a dark scandily bondage clad outfit
- >Probably not real leather
- >She has a whip in her mouth
- >She drops it to speak to you
- >"I'm um going to d-d-dominate you n-now Anon..."
- >"So, show me that um butt slave, if that's okay with you...."
- Wasn't that one of the first fetishes you ever tried on me?
- >"Oh..."
- >She turns around and calls out
- >"He didn't like that one either Rarity!"
- >Realize something
- Hey Rarity! I know you packed a lot of stuff with you, but what would you need that outfit for?
- >She calls back
- >"Shut up, Anon!"
- >Fluttershy exits the room
- >Two minutes later and she's back with a rubber latex suit
- >It squeaks more than her
- >She pounces you and rubs herself on you
- >"Do you like the sensation, mister?"
- Nope
- >She runs off again
- >Check the time
- >Trip isn't even 1/3 done
- FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- >Fluttershy comes back with a glass of water
- >Pours it on your head and herself
- UUUUUUUUUUUCK!
- >"Eep!"
- >She runs off
- >It's night now, and the train ride is FINALLY
- over
- >You're going to need some bleach when you get home
- >The 3 of you are going to be staying in one hotel room
- >You'll worry about that later
- >You're all walking towards the castle area
- >It's gonna be outdoor and indoor party
- >It's apparently where that Gala is hosted or something
- >Meh
- >All the fancy ponies are going all "I, say!" and shit when you walk by
- >Not used to humans here you guess
- >Some douchey looking stallion makes some remark
- >"That thing needs to be on a leash..."
- >Rarity huffs but doesn't mind
- >You don't really give a shit
- >Fluttershy looks upset
- >"That's not very nice!"
- >"Just let it go dear."
- >"Anon is special, not something to be reviled!"
- >"And he doesn't belong on a leash!"
- >Feel flattered
- >Fluttershy is actually sweet from time to time
- >"Well unless he wanted to be on a leash..."
- >She blushes
- >And then there's that...
- >Arrive at the party
- >First thing you notice at the buffet
- >There's fish
- >Some meat!
- >Finally
- >Fluttershy used to be your meat provider when you first arrived in Equestria
- >But you stopped going to her when she asked you to be her meat provider\
- >Chowing down on fish
- >Some griffon is too
- >Rarity rushes over to you
- >"Anon, shouldn't you be a gentlecolt and offer your lovely date some food?"
- >Fluttershy waves and smiles
- My date? That's just Fluttershy-ulp!
- >Rarity uses her magic to tug sharply on your tie
- *urp* You've made your point
- >Rarity motions for you all to sit at some table
- >Forces you to bring plates of food for the 3 of you
- >Rarity got some salad
- >You got more fish
- >And Fluttershy got spaghetti of course
- >Some servant passes by and offers you all a glass of wine
- Sure
- >Rarity nods
- >Fluttershy is about to say no
- >But then she seems to remember something
- >"Anon, remember when you said nothing got you harder-"
- >Oh no! And she's eating spaghetti again too!
- >Repress those memories
- >Repress them good
- >A drunk Fluttershy is not something you are willing to deal with
- She's not much of a drinker
- >This seems to work and the servant goes away
- >Rarity starts up some conversation
- >"So? When did you two realize you were meant for each other?"
- >Roll your eyes
- >Don't bother to say you aren't a couple
- >Fluttershy smiles
- >This should be good
- >Fluttershy looks warmly into your eyes
- >"Well when I first saw anon, he reminded me of my cute animals..."
- >"I was a bit shy to approach so I followed him, watching."
- >"He was sometimes a bit reckless, and maybe a bit stubborn."
- >"But every time I observed him he was resourceful, and strong, despite being all alone in this world."
- >"He is so kind like me underneath it all, I came to know the real Anon by watching."
- >"I understand him, even if he doesn't know or want to admit it."
- >She then speaks directly to you
- >"I remember the day you saved Angel..."
- >"I was finally ready to confess my feelings to you"
- >She sighs
- >"But you said I was a pony, and left me."
- >"I wasn't sad me for though..."
- >"I was sad for you."
- >"You went home that day with no one to love you."
- >"Anon, you are so beautiful and so kind, and yet you won't let anyp0ny get close..."
- >She leans closer to you
- >"And it breaks my heart, that you let yourself be alone."
- >"Sometimes I think I love you more than you love yourself..."
- >She strokes your face
- >Move away
- >Not sure how to feel
- >Awkward silence
- >Rarity clears her throat
- >"So...Anon?"
- >"When did you realize Fluttershy is the one?"
- She's not the one...
- >Rarity tsks
- >"Well tonight we're here to fix that"
- >Good luck with that Rarity...
- >"Oh? Is that music I hear? Couples always should dance at these events!"
- >Rarity almost literally drags the two of you outside
- >Some orchestra is playing some slow smooth music
- >Slow dance
- >Still don't want to dance with Fluttershy
- >She'll find someway to screw it up
- >Look to Fluttershy
- >Seems like she's not down with it either
- >Lot of ponies
- >And she's well...shy
- >"R-rarity? Maybe we can skip dancing..."
- >"Nonsense! What couple doesn't dance!"
- >"Yes but-"
- >"You said you wanted a night of romance and to properly court Anon."
- >"Well, um yes..."
- >"Think of it as something that will win Anon's heart."
- >Not really....
- >"Something that will light in him that love you're looking for."
- >"So, dancing is like his fetish?"
- >Rarity rolls her eyes and seems a bit stumped by that
- >She sighs
- >"If you want to call it that, then yes it's hi-"
- >Before she can finish Fluttershy flies up behind you and wraps her hooves around your armpits
- >She drags you to the dance area in 10 seconds flat
- >Fluttershy sets you down
- >Your physical differences are going to make this awkward
- >Fluttershy wraps her forehooves around your waist
- >She balances herself on her hind legs
- >You put your hands on her withers
- >Starts off a little awkwardly
- >But you and her begin to find a speed and
- pace that is comfortable for the both of you
- >Sure she accidentally stepped on your feet a few times and kept apologizing, but it could be worse
- >As soon as you finish that thought Fluttershy looks up at you with bedroom eyes
- >She then nuzzles your crotch
- >Try to ignore it as a weird moment
- >But then after another few seconds she does it longer
- >Narrow your eyes at her
- >She doesn't seem to notice
- >She nuzzles you crotch again, but doesn't stop this time
- >You get a boner
- >Now you're pissed
- >Don't want to cause a scene
- >Whisper
- Fluttershy what the hell are you doing?!
- >"Isn't this your fetish Anon?"
- >"Rarity said it was"
- No she didn't. She said it was similar because you can't seem to grasp the concept of romance...
- >She gets closer to you
- >Now basically dry humping you
- >Rubs your ass with her wings
- >Continues nuzzling
- Stop
- >Look to Rarity
- >Give Rarity your best "you see this shit?" look you can muster
- >Rarity just looks at the scene and d'aaaaws
- >Thanks Rarity
- >Fluttershy looks up at you again
- >"I don't um see anything wrong with a l-little bump and grind Anon..."
- I do
- >Try to leave but Fluttershy's grip on you has restricted your movement
- Let go
- >She goes back to nuzzling your crotch
- >Idea
- Everyone is watching
- >She gasps loudly
- >She stumbles and you both trip
- >Now everyone really is watching
- >Some ponies begin laughing at her
- >Some whisper things to each other
- >"It was bad enough she brought that...thing with her...but now she's treating this event as a joke? What a tramp."
- >"Who invited that strange mare?"
- >"Wasn't she the psycho who ruined the Gala?"
- >"I bet she has tail extensions..."
- >Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a nervous breakdown
- >You feel a bit protective of her now for some reason
- >You don't know why...stupid Fluttershy
- >For some reason you've come to like her a bit better this past week, but she's still her...
- >Still this is too cruel to poor ol' butterfly butt
- >Besides, only you can insult Fluttershy
- >Well, because you always have a good reason to you guess
- Everyone shut up!
- >"Everp0ny! Watch your grammar you weird thing!"
- Yeah yeah! Look you snobs have no right to be mean to her!
- She's the element of kindness you know.
- If it weren't for her you wouldn't be here insulting her!
- Hell, if you were in her position you wouldn't see her do the same to you!
- I mean sure, sometimes she's a bit creepy, and she wouldn't know some social cues if it walked up behind her and bit her on th-
- >Rarity gives you a look
- >Oops
- What I'm saying here is that she's a sweet kind mare who doesn't deserve any of this!
- She's always going out of her way to help!
- She gives great massages!
- And she's my....
- >Fluttershy looks at you hopefully
- >She's blushing intensely
- ...Best friend!
- >Thanks Pinkie
- >Fluttershy sighs a little sadly, but smiles afterwards
- >Everyone looks ashamed and begins to apologize to her
- >You both walk off
- >Rarity looks ecstatic
- >She's hopping up and down
- >"Oh Anon! You were such a gentlecolt!"
- >You blush but then huff and turn away
- I just felt bad for her that's all
- >It was a mistake to turn your head away
- >Because now you're being kissed by...
- >Well take 3 guesses
- >Her tongue invades every inch of your mouth
- >Turn your head sharply and break the kiss
- >Spit
- Uuuuugh
- >Fluttershy flutters back down to the ground
- >Rarity giggles
- >"Oh you know you liked it Anon."
- Whatever....
- >Fluttershy sticks very close to you
- >She's gushing like crazy
- >"Thank you so much Anon!"
- >"See Rarity? This is why I love him!"
- >She flies up to your eye level again for another kiss but you dodge it
- >She smiles sheepishly and flutters back down to the ground
- >Digs a hoof nervously at the ground
- >"Sorry..."
- >The rest of the party goes normally
- >Small talk
- >It's nice
- >And normal
- >Soon the party is over
- >You're all at the hotel now
- >Two beds
- >Thank goodness
- >As you all settle down to go to bed they both look at you expectantly
- What?
- >Rarity smiles
- >"Well aren't you going to let her sleep with you?"
- We're not a couple or anything...
- >"B-b-but I thought you just became one! All of the signs! They were there!"
- >Fluttershy hides behind her mane and whimpers
- >Head off to sleep
- You two can share a bed...
- >Rarity growls
- >"Don't worry Fluttershy, you did everything you could. Some things just aren't meant to be."
- >Fluttershy starts hyperventilating
- >"But I've tried to hard! I was sure this would be the night..."
- >Rarity puts a reassuring hoof around her
- >"And nop0ny is denying you did your best."
- >Fluttershy is shaking
- >"There has to be some way...there has to..."
- >Sigh
- >Head off to bed and sleep
- >In the middle of the night you somewhat wake up
- >Feel a weight on your chest
- >Hear sobbing
- >It's Fluttershy she doesn't seem to realize you're awake
- >Close your eyes
- >"Don't wake up Anon, sweetheart please don't..."
- >She plants a kiss on your cheek
- >"J-just let me pretend that tonight was the night...."
- >She whispers in your ear
- >"Let me have that much, my love."
- >She then kisses you on the lips
- >Slowly inserts her tongue into your mouth
- >You would interrupt now, but you feel too bad for her to do so
- >Her tongue delicately pushes it's way into your mouth
- >It begins caressing your tongue and teeth
- >Lasts for several seconds
- >She pulls back and strokes your face
- >"I love you *snf* so much.and more than life itself"
- >"I wish you c-could see that *snf*"
- >"We w-would live together at my cottage, and I would care for you..."
- >Kisses your cheek again
- >"Teach *snf* you about how to care for the animals"
- >Nuzzles the crook of your neck
- >"I-I can't give up on you Anon"
- >"I won't give up..."
- >Hugs you tightly
- >Heads back to her bed
- >Several moments pass
- >You feel a tear run down your eye
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- End part 5
- Finale
- >Man this has been a rough week
- >Fluttershy has spent this week pulling out everything she had with the help of her friends
- >It started off as just another one of her attempts plus some support
- >But each one got stranger, and more desperate
- >You've "defeated" them all though
- >And yet....
- >You don't feel as satisfied as you thought you would.
- >The train ride back home was...awkward.
- >You're not sure what will happen now
- >You've just now woken up in your home
- >Hear a knocking on the door
- >Not sure if you should answer
- >You used to try and ignore it back in the day
- >But Fluttershy can stay outside your house for at least an hour
- >May as well deal with it now
- >Answer the door
- >Fluttershy
- Who did you bring with you this time?
- >Fluttershy shakes her head
- >"I didn't bring anyp0ny else."
- >"It's always been about just you and I..."
- >She looks at you more confidently
- >"That's why, I have to do this alone."
- I don't want to have to keep rejecting you.
- Lately it's become distressing for me too.
- >She looks at you sympathetically
- >Almost like she feels bad for making you feel bad
- Don't look at me like that...
- >Her look only becomes more sympathetic
- >Facepalm
- Okay, so do you have a fetish this time?
- >She shakes her head
- Are you going to try and rape me?
- >Shudder
- >She shakes her head
- Then what?
- >"I just want to know ...w-why you don't love me."
- Where do I begin? You are awkward and obsessive. You won't let me be in peace, and you're always trying to guess my fetish.
- >She doesn't say anything so you keep going
- Also you're a pony.
- >Fluttershy takes a deep breath
- >Silence for a moment
- Well?
- >"That's why I want to find your fetish...so you can look past me being a pony..."
- That's not something normal to do though...it's annoying.
- >"But I have to! This isn't just about me!"
- >"It's about you too! I love you and I don't want to see you alone. It hurts me, anon! I'd prefer you be with somep0ny else than be alone!"
- >This is going nowhere
- Okay, okay! Look, it's not just about you being a pony. Remember, I find you awkward and creepy.
- >"I-I just can't ever find the right words to express to you. I don't know how to express myself to you. It's so hard..."
- >She smiles suddenly
- >"That's why I want you to teach me."
- >"Just for today. Show me how to act."
- >Should you go through with this?
- I know I'm gonna regret this....but okay.
- Maybe if I can get you acting normally you'll give up
- >She giggles
- >"I'm never giving up Anon."
- >Of course
- >After agreeing you both say nothing for a bit
- So? What are we going to do? While I erm..coach you.
- >"Well, I'm going to be visiting all my friends today. I have errands to do with each of them."
- They aren't going to be "helping" you are they?
- >"Oh no. I promise Anon."
- >"Cross my heart hope to fly. Stick a cupcake in my eye."
- Alright, lead the way.
- >You start walking in the direction of Twilight's library
- >While you walk you notice Fluttershy staring at your crotch
- Okay for starters. Stop that.
- >She's not paying attention
- >Snap your fingers
- >"Oh!"
- >She blushes
- So tell me. Why did you stare at my crotch?
- >"Well...I'm um attracted to you, and I want to show you that I am."
- >"Some animals make displays to show they're interested. That's...um mine."
- But I already know you're attracted. And it pisses me off. It makes you seem desperate and with no self control.
- We aren't animals either.
- >"Sorry! It's just that I have trouble acting with ponies and I'm great with animals so-"
- I get it. That's still lame though.
- >Knock on library door
- >She hangs her head
- Cheer up. I'm glad we talked about it. Just don't do it anymore okay?
- >She nods
- >Spike answers the door
- >Fluttershy and you enter the the library
- >"I'm here to get some books, sorry if it might take a while."
- It's fine.
- >"And I'm returning this."
- >She uses her wing to open her saddle bag
- >Pulls out "The Big Book of Fetishes"
- WOOOOOT! Finally!
- >Okay that was dickish
- >...When did you get so soft?
- >Fluttershy doesn't seem to mind
- >She goes off with Spike to get her books
- >Twillight glares at you
- >Probably made too much noise
- >"What are you doing here Anon?"
- >Trying to get Fluttershy to function like a normal pony
- >You want to say
- >Too mean...
- "Helping Fluttershy."
- >"You know Anon I think you have a crush on her."
- No
- >"Well..."
- >She levitates some book from a shelf
- >"This book details all the signs of someone with a crush."
- >Blush
- >"One, you become flustered when confronted with these feelings."
- Shut up!
- >Blush harder
- >Twiddle your fingers
- >Vaguely remember you becoming flustered after the squid attack, after almost kissing Fluttershy in cloudsdale, and other times.
- >Just one sign...
- >But it wasn't because of a crush!
- >"Two, you sometimes fantasize about potential situations with that certain somep0ny."
- >You only imagined what a wedding with her would be like to motivate you against Applejack!
- >"Three, you're rude to hide these emotions, but become upset when others are rude to that somep0ny."
- >You pitied her in Canterlot! That's all!
- Hey! All of these only vaguely fit!
- >Twilight gets a smug look
- >"Four, finding multiple moments that apply to anything on the list, no matter how vague."
- >"If you weren't crushing you wouldn't have applied anything on the list. Even vaguely."
- AAAAARGH!
- >Fluttershy notices your distress
- >"Is something wrong Anon?"
- >"I have all my books..."
- You said your friends wouldn't help.
- >Fluttershy looks confused
- >"They aren't. I didn't ask them to."
- >She looks into your eyes with a smile
- >Seems like she's not lying
- Let's just go see Dash now...
- >As you walk to Dash's house Fluttershy begins talking about things she'd like to do with you...
- >Sexually and over the top romance stuff
- >"Oh Mister, I just want to embrace you, and run my tail along your backside."
- Fluttershy...
- >"And then I'll give you a massage like you love..."
- >"*Squee*"
- Fluttershy
- >"Oh! And then I'll massage your front!" >"Especially that hot-"
- Fluttershy!
- >"Sorry! Sorry! Please don't be mad at me!"
- Fluttershy let's talk about normal stuff please.
- This is something I'm teaching you.
- >Fluttershy shuffles around nervously
- >"Well sometimes I can talk about other stuff with you...but.."
- >She whimpers
- >"It's hard..."
- I like it when you talk about your animals. It's actually kind of cool that you can talk to them...
- >She brightens up
- >"Really!?"
- >"Oh! Would you like to meet one of my little friends?"
- >She sings a little tune
- >A bunny comes out of nowhere
- >"Say hello to Fluffy."
- ...Hi Fluffy.
- >It bites you
- >She gasps
- >"Fluffy!"
- >She lectures it
- >The whole thing is rather cute
- >Fuck that bunny though
- >"Are you going to be okay?"
- Yeah
- >See Dash's cloud house
- Hey Dash over here!
- >Dash rushes out of the house
- >Has a turtle on her back
- What's with the turtle?
- >"Tortoise"
- >Fluttershy corrects you
- Whatever
- >Dash looks confused and annoyed to see you here
- >"Why are you here?"
- >"I thought Fluttershy wasn't worth your time."
- >Ignore her
- >Flutteshy takes the tortoise and pulls some medical stuff out of her saddlebags.
- >She seems like a totally different pony now
- >She does a check up on the the tortoise
- >Gives it shots
- >All that sort of stuff
- >"He's healthy as can be."
- >Dash looks happy, and gives Fluttershy a lot of bits
- >"Oh no, Dash I couldn't."
- >"Yes you can, I don't want to mooch."
- >She takes the bits
- >Dash turns to you
- >Flies up
- >And kicks you in the nose
- >"That's for your behavior at Cloudsdale!"
- >"And she's worth more than you, she makes more bits than you do in a month!"
- Yeah thanks Dash....
- >Nose starts bleeding
- >Fluttershy glares at Dash
- >She rushes over to you
- >"Anon you're hurt!"
- It's nothing. Let's go...
- >As you walk away with Fluttershy she becomes more insistent
- >"Anon, you're hurt..."
- >She gives you a more forceful and serious look
- >Oh boy...
- Who cares?
- >"I do."
- >Keep walking
- >Rarity and Pinkie will be at Sugarcube corner according to Fluttershy
- >Some more walking
- >"Anon..."
- No
- >As you face away from Fluttershy she tackles you
- >"This is for your own good, mister."
- >Flips you over
- >Plants kisses on your neck
- >Nuzzles you down to your waist
- >She has a cloth and some bottle
- >Chloroform?!
- >Panic
- >"Ah, ah hold still mister."
- >Pins you with a hoof
- >With her mouth, wing and other hoof she gets the cloth lightly soaked in the liquid
- >Puts it to your nose
- >"This might sting for a moment so um..."
- >She rubs your crotch with a hindhoof
- >Expect to pass out now
- >It only stings
- >Wait....
- You're treating the wound...
- Oh yeah, duh I assumed the worst.
- >Fluttershy turns her head in confusion
- I thought you were going to rape me
- >"Oh..."
- It's because you're forceful with me. Sure I didn't want the wound treated, but at least tell me why it should be treated in detail.
- >"Oh okay..."
- Thanks though.
- >She smiles
- Also don't feel me up in the future
- >She stops smiling
- >Some time later you arrive at Sugarcube Corner
- >Arrive at Sugarcube Corner
- So what are we doing here?
- >"We're just stopping by to say hello and eat."
- Rarity probably wants to shove something up my ass after what happened in Canterlot.
- >"Oh my, Anon she wouldn't do that...."
- You got a strapon from her bags on the train ride to Canterlot. Why would she pack a strap on?!
- >"That Darling, is and never will be any of your business."
- >Realize you're both in Sugarcube Corner now
- I still say you're into some kinky stuff Rarity...
- >Pinkie pops out from behind the counter scaring the ever loving shit out of you
- >"So! How are you best friends doing?"
- Shes not-
- >Pinkie has a cupcake ready to shove in your mouth
- >Son of a bitch
- We're fine...
- >Fluttershy grins
- >"I'm here to order a few sweets for my best friend and I."
- >Sometime later
- >Assortment of a bunch of pastries
- >Eat
- >Fluttershy isn't eating
- >She takes a cupcake in her mouth
- >And forces it into your mouth
- >What the hell?!
- >Swallow cupcake
- >She already has another one
- >Forces that one down your throat as well
- >Swallow it quickly
- Stop!
- >Pinkie giggles
- >"What's wrong Anon? She's only doing a nice thing for you."
- You damn well know wh-
- >Fluttershy mouth feeds you more pastries
- >Crumbs and goop are getting everywhere
- >Crumbs ...and goop!
- Rarity! Isn't this gross?! Help!
- >Rarity just smiles
- >"Oh what was that? I like kinky things apparently. This looks pretty kinky.."
- >Fucking Rarity
- >Pinkie smiles
- >"We aren't supposed to help you either. A Pinkie Promise is a Pinkie Promise."
- >God damn it
- >Fucking Pinkie Pie
- >Fluttershy seems oblivious to the whole thing
- >She's now basically just french kissing you with half eating pastries
- >Grossed out
- >Spit out the pastries on her
- Fluttershy!
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >"Oh! Is something wrong?"
- >....
- What are you doing?
- >"Something nice for you."
- Did you ask first?
- >"No...but it wasn't a fetish, or..um sex...and I love you s-so..."
- We have to be in a relationship to get that physical at all.
- >She squeaks silently
- >Her ears flatten
- Look I know you want to do romance...but..it's a two person thing.
- Besides, you can still do nice things for me. Just not romantic nice things...
- >"T-there's so much things I can't do..."
- >She pouts
- >Rarity and Pinkie d'aaaw
- Ugh, let's go...
- >Your next destination is Town Hall
- >Applejack is doing community service there to pay off the property damage she causes
- >Fluttershy has promised to help her for an hour everyday as apology for getting her mixed up in her schemes
- >As you make your way there you notice Fluttershy still pouting
- Okay, what if we did become a couple?
- >She squees and flutters her wings
- What if I did it out of pity huh?
- >"I wouldn't want that...I want you to love me back."
- Would you know though?
- >"Of course I would, I know you well enough to know when you feel love for me..."
- >Don't like the sound of that
- >Is she referring to the fact that you get flustered wh-
- >Fucking Twilight
- Okay fair enough, but do you ever want foals?
- >She nods
- We can't have foals
- >She kicks her hoof nervously
- >"We could always adopt. I love you, that won't stop me."
- Do you even know if your animals will like me?
- >Fluttershy looks upset
- >"Why?! Why with all the excuses? Why aren't you willing to try Anon?"
- Who said I was even considering?!
- >"Hooooo, lovers quarrel? You two took your sweet time getting here."
- >Notice you two have already arrived
- Last I checked Applejack, your whole marriage thing didn't work. The fact that we're here proves it
- >Grin smugly
- >Town Hall was banged up pretty badly
- >You three are tearing down some of it because it has to go in order to add some new stuff
- >As you begin demolishing some of Town Hall Applejack wonders about your presence here
- >"If you aint lovers then why are you here"
- I'm trying to teach Fluttershy to act like a NORMAL pony around me
- >You break a few beams
- >For the first time Fluttershy looks mad at you
- >"Oh nothing Applejack, he's just trying to teach me to not love him!"
- >"And it's NOT working!"
- >She breaks more of Town Hall than was necessary
- >"Uh Sugarcube..."
- They're perfectly REASONABLE demands of how to act around me!
- You wouldn't mouth feed Applejack food would you?
- >In your anger you wreck up more of Town Hall than was necessary as well
- >"Anon it's too much-"
- >Fluttershy was wrecking nearly everything around her now
- >"It's because I LOVE you Anon."
- Well I DON'T!
- >You're also now demolishing things you don't need to now
- >"BOTH OF Y'ALL STOP!"
- >You both stop, your rages subside
- >"Ya both made more work for me!"
- >"Just go!"
- >The both of you leave, your heads hanging in shame
- >"Fucking Fluttershy. Fucking Anon."
- >Silence
- >Awkward silence
- >Neither of you have said anything to each other since leaving
- >Fluttershy is shaking and hiding behind her mane
- >You've been following her
- >Don't know why
- >At her cottage now
- >Should probably go home
- >"Y-you don't love yourself...."
- >"That hurts me Anon...."
- I'm no self pitying jerk, but no, I don't. I don't love anything...
- >"Don't say that...*snf* don't...."
- Look, you're making me feel bad here. Don't cry. I'm not worth loving.
- >"You are worth loving."
- I'm not...
- >"You are, *snf* mister."
- I'm not.
- >"You are!"
- We can do this all day...
- >And you do
- >Until your voices are hoarse
- >And you're both tired
- I'm...n-not
- >"Y-you are..."
- >It's late at night now
- >Fluttershy gets you and her water
- >You down it
- >You're tired and a little out of it
- You know, you're kind of cute. Go find a stallion.Someone who isn't me and is your species.
- >"You think I'm cute?"
- >She smiles
- Um! No! Don't get any ideas!
- >You feel a blush coming on
- >Sign number one
- >"Oh...okay."
- >You're both sitting on the couch now
- >Standing up is tiring
- >It's a tight fit though
- >"Anon I can't just let you go on living, and not loving yourself.."
- Well I can, and that's what matters.
- >"No, this is just like the nosebleed you had..."
- >"I want and need to help you"
- I don't need help. I don't need fetishes. I don't need anything!
- >"I want you to love youtself....um even if we don't get together...in some way..."
- >"Maybe I can give you a massage everyday, or pay for your food, ...make your life easier.."
- >"Anything...just love yourself..."
- >You remember her saying if you lived with her she could massage you everyday
- >If there's one thing you consistently like about Fluttershy, it's her massages
- >You could imagine waking up everyday, and have her get rid of all the tension
- >Then she'd probably do something really awkward and make you want to leave the room like always....
- >Ugh
- >And then she'll offer to cook you something, and she'll find some way to turn it into something sex related
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >You know that's exactly how it'll go to...
- >Wait why are you thinking so much about this?!
- >Sign Two
- >"Anon, are you alright?"
- I'm fine! And I'm also fine emotionally, mentally and physically!
- >"No you're not Anon! Don't lie!"
- Ugh! Just give up on me!
- >"No!"
- >"You don't give up on the ones you love!"
- That's so corny and lame! You're lame!
- >"I know you don't mean that Anon."
- >Sigh
- I do! I really do!
- >Angel is woken up by the commotion
- >Wants you two to be quiet
- >Hops over to Fluttershy and tugs on her mane
- >"Not now Angel, momma's helping a very special-eep!"
- >He tugs harder
- >He's pissing you off
- >Pick him up and put him back into his little nest area
- Go.Back.To.Sleep.
- >Glare
- >Go back to the couch
- >Sign 3
- >Signs?!
- >Signs!!?!
- >You've been applying signs!?
- >That's sign 4!
- >That's all of them!
- >While this is going through your head
- >Fluttershy is studying you
- >"Anon...."
- >"Maybe...you don't know what love is..."
- >"You understand it, but not on a personal level...."
- >You don't respond
- >You're burying your hands in your head
- Who cares? Oh right, you do, you always do...
- >She's possibly right...
- >You feel something about Fluttershy that's for sure
- >It's unfamiliar
- >And you don't like it
- >And part of you does!
- >Worst of all
- >It won't go away!
- >This is Fluttershy we're talking about
- >You feel a hoof stroke your arm
- >You look into those eyes
- >Those teal eyes that you've learned to dread, are now looking like your only sense of clarity in this world
- Fluttershy...I'm feeling something. I've got a feel. I don't know what it is...and I don't know why I'm just now realizing it.
- >Fluttershy smiles a little more
- I want....
- >You begin shaking
- >Fighting tears
- I want you to teach me....
- >She starts tearing up
- >She pulls you into a kiss
- >It surprised you at first
- >But you don't resist
- >Her tongue is caressing you, and almost beckoning you to kiss back
- >It takes a few moments, but you slowly begin to use your tongue
- >You're still not entirely sure about kissing a pony this way
- >But you find yourself less worried about her being a pony with every second
- >Fluttershy is quickly picking up the pace, her tongue is now exploring every inch of your mouth
- >The part inside of you that still hesitates has your tongue involuntarily trying to push her's out
- >But it's only strengthens her kiss
- >This turns it into a long passionate kiss
- >You both need air
- >You break the kiss first
- >After you've just barely caught your breaths
- >She pulls you into another kiss
- >It's longer
- >And she doesn't hold back
- >Shes moaning lowly
- >You lose all hesitation at this point
- >You caress her lips with your own
- >You kiss back with everything you've got
- >This time she breaks the kiss
- >"I love you Anon."
- I...
- I love you Fluttershy.
- >Somewhere off in the distance Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow and Pinkie Pie are all hiding behind a hill overlooking the cottage
- >They're all looking through binoculars, well Rarity has opera binoculars
- >"Aaaaw isn't this exciting!? We can throw these two a new couples party and both will be super duper happy!"
- >"Heh, well Fluttershy will. Anon's always kind of well...Anon."
- >Rainbow Dash adds
- >Twilight laughs at this
- >"Oh my, what are they doing now?"
- >Rarity seems shocked
- >"Hahaha! Yeehaw! I knew he liked it rough!"
- >6 months later
- Dear Princess Celestia,
- It's been a while since my life changed for the better. When I first came here no one loved me, and I loved no one. But that all changed from the help of a very special mare. She's not perfect, and neither am I, and along the way we may have done some things we regret. But through it all she never gave up on me, even when I had long ago given up on myself. I've learned that sometimes it takes a special friend to get you realize and learn things you never knew about yourself.
- Your maybe-loyal subject Anon,
- How was that Fluttershy? I'm hoping to send a letter and I'm still sort of new to this friendship stuff. Outside of you of course.
- >Fluttershy giggles
- >"Why don't you ask her yourself?"
- >Turn around
- >Celestia is there
- >"Well, Mr.Anon. I think you did wonderful for a first try."
- Uuuuh thanks your highness. I didn't know you were going to be attending our wedding.
- >Celestia smiles at the two of you
- >"I couldn't miss the wedding of my student's friends."
- >"I'm wondering though? Aren't the bride and groom not supposed to see each other until the ceremony?"
- >Fluttershy answers that one
- >"Well, he did want to do that."
- >"But I insisted."
- She never gives up
- >You peck her cheek
- Ever
- >You both laugh
- >Today you can honestly say, is going to be a good day
- End