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  1. >Wake up
  2. >Don't feel like P.Diddy
  3. >Eat some cereal
  4. >Hear knocking on door
  5. >Here we go again
  6. >Answer
  7. >It's Fluttershy...and Twilight?
  8. Hello, what can I do for you this morning?
  9. >Fluttershy smiles and nervously circles the ground with her hoof
  10. >"Well, I've been trying to figure y-your fetish for some time now....and well um..I decided to get some help.."
  11. >sigh
  12. >Turn to Twilight
  13. What's your excuse?
  14. >"Well Anon, I've been hoping to study human sexuality and fetishes are a big part of it all. So I'm going to use my magic to help Fluttershy here."
  15. >Of course she would have a For Science reason
  16. >Fluttershy squees
  17. >"Isn't this great Anon? We can go through so many fetishes now, and we can make you try them out~"
  18. Yeah, no.
  19. >Slam house. The entire thing
  20. >Fluttershy's says something from behind the closed door
  21. >"T-that's okay, we can still show you the fetishes from the window, and um you'll have to come out eventually mister...."
  22. No, I'm not coming out! Not until Twilight stops helping!
  23. >Fluttershy whispers something to Twilight
  24. >Twilight shakes her head and speaks up so you can hear her
  25. >"Fluttershy here wants me to teleport in your house, but I won't do that. Instead we'll find a fetish so great you'll want to go outside!
  26. >Twilight pulls out "The Big Book of Fetishes"
  27. >Realize where Fluttershy has been getting her inspiration from
  28. >Must burn all the copies later
  29. Try all you want, I'm never coming out.
  30. >Today is going to be a bad day
  31. >Spend first hour ignoring them
  32. >Realize you have shit to do today
  33. >Can't go outside
  34. >Sigh and sit by the window, may as well see what they're doing
  35. >Eyes widen when you see Fluttershy is the size of your house
  36. >"IS MACROPHILIA YOUR FETISH ANON?"
  37. No
  38. >"OH"
  39. >See her glow and suddenly disappear
  40. >A minute passes before Twilight sheepishly holds up a very tiny Fluttershy up to the window
  41. >Shake your head
  42. >Tinyshy glows again and is normal size
  43. >Topples over Twilight
  44. >Both are dazed, but then look like they have an idea
  45. >Start kissing each other
  46. >Watching your reaction
  47. >Might be hot if they were human
  48. >Look as disinterested as possible
  49. >Both push each other off and spit in opposite directions
  50. >Twilight rubs her chin and then Fluttershy transforms into a jello version of her self
  51. >Slimeshy suddenly rubs her goop all over you window
  52. >Tap the windows and mouth the words "no" to Twilight
  53. >Twilight sighs and transforms Fluttershy back
  54. >Hope Twi gets the idea now
  55. >To your horror she gets a determined look
  56. >Give them both an equally determined look back
  57. >"That is it Anon!"
  58. >"We're going to find something that you find so sexy that you'll have to come outside!"
  59. >2 hours later
  60. >*Squee!*
  61. >A chorus of 20 Fluttershy's call out
  62. No
  63. >They transform into other mares like the rest of the mane six and cherilee
  64. No
  65. >Clones disappear
  66. >Twilight appears levitating beads on a string
  67. >"Sounding?"
  68. >When you don't respond she huffs and Teleports away
  69. >Fluttershy looks at you, and holds up a strapon
  70. >Glare
  71. >Twilight teleports back with a bunny costume on and has Fluttershy put it on
  72. Nope
  73. >Twilight stamps her hooves and teleports away again
  74. >Fluttershy is now holding two strapons
  75. >Glare harder
  76. >Twilight appears again and casts a spell that turns Fluttershy into a tree
  77. >Laugh at this attempt
  78. >Twilight transforms Fluttershy back
  79. >"Oh um...washing an oldpony?"
  80. >Fluttershy asks
  81. >She is suddenly scrubbing the back of Mr.Waddle while he sits in a tub that came out of nowhere
  82. >Twilight facehoofs
  83. >"Fluttershy that's not fetish!"
  84. >Mr.Waddle speaks up
  85. >"It 'aint? Because it's mine"
  86. >He then raises his eyebrows suggestively
  87. >Why do you live here again?
  88. >Another few hours pass
  89. >You had the urge to use bleach on your eyes in those hours
  90. >Numerous times
  91. >Nails shouldn't go in there...
  92. >Twilight and Fluttershy have just executed their biggest fetish attempt yet
  93. >It was a fully acted musical with paid actors, a stage, magical special effects and scripted lines
  94. >It was 3 hours long and you were only halfway through it.
  95. >The play was about you and Fluttershy doing it, with Fluttershy as herself
  96. >Twilight manipulating a puppet was supposed to be you
  97. >The song they were currently on had the entire cast wearing clown make up
  98. >They were singing about miracles
  99. Okay! What were you even hoping for in this play!? Whatever it is it's not my fetish!
  100. >Fluttershy squeaks and lowers her head
  101. >"Oh okay..."
  102. >But Twilight looks pissed
  103. >Her mane is disheveled and her eyes twitch
  104. >In a bright flash the stage, cast and everything but Fluttershy and herself are suddenly gone
  105. >"That's it!"
  106. >"If you won't come to the fetish, then we'll bring it to you!"
  107. >She was going to resort to teleporting into your house now
  108. >Jimmies status:Very Rustled
  109. >"Ummm Twilight..."
  110. >Twilight wasn't paying attention and was still ranting
  111. >"You just had to play cat and mouse-"
  112. >"Twilight!"
  113. >"What Fluttershy!?"
  114. >Fluttershy whimpers, and rubs her hooves together nervously
  115. >"Behind us..."
  116. >It seems you were wrong and not everything from the play was gone
  117. >The giant squid prop from scene 69 or something was still there
  118. >Turns out it was a real giant squid
  119. >You don't even know what it's purpose was in that play
  120. >you were half watching from inside your house
  121. >It picks the two ponies up and begins feeling them up
  122. >They cry out for help
  123. >Not sure if you should though
  124. >The tentacles start switching between feeling them up and slamming them onto the ground
  125. >This seems serious...
  126. >Sigh
  127. >You guess you'll try and save Twilight
  128. >....and maybe Fluttershy
  129. >Shes somewhat a friend...you guess
  130. >Exit house
  131. >Gulp
  132. >You half expected this whole scenario to be a fetish attempt, but nothing changes
  133. >Walk up to squid
  134. >Wait why didn't you have a plan?
  135. >Grabbed by squid
  136. >Shit
  137. >Start getting felt up
  138. >"A-anon...I just want to let you know..."
  139. >Fluttershy begins, but Twilight finishes with her
  140. >"We're sorry!"
  141. >You don't accept their apology but you acknowledge it
  142. I know...ugh
  143. >Suddenly feel a prodding near you ass
  144. >Oh hell no
  145. You know this is really not my fetish
  146. >Trying to add humor to a terrible situation
  147. >"That's okay it's not ours either."
  148. >Suddenly you realize
  149. Wait aren't squids like underwater creatures?
  150. >Twilight's eyes widen
  151. >"Oh right! I put a spell that allowed it to live in this environment!"
  152. >She removes the enchantment
  153. >It loses it's grip on the three of you and dies
  154. >Look around no other ponies seem to care about what just happened
  155. >Why DO you live here again?
  156. >Suddenly Fluttershy barrages your faces with kisses and praise of how brave you were
  157. >Push her away
  158. Don't get any ideas Fluttershy! It's not like I tried to help because I like you or anything..
  159. >Stupid Fluttershy
  160. >Pic related:yfw
  161. >She seems to have ignored that, and then she smiles
  162. >"Twilight! Look! He's out of the house now!"
  163. >Uh Oh
  164. >Twilight shakes her head
  165. >"No, I'm out. Almost getting raped by a squid is where I draw the line."
  166. >Weird line to draw considering a few of the other attempts
  167. >Fluttershy sighs in defeat
  168. >"Well, I'm not giving up on you Anon. One day you'll love me."
  169. Pffff keep telling yourself that.
  170. >You go back inside your house and make sure to slam the door quickly
  171. >Fluttershy was about to invite herself in
  172. >Take a shower
  173. >Today could have been worse
  174. >But at least Twilight won't be helping her now
  175. >It's not like she could convince her other friends to help...right?
  176. End part 1
  177.  
  178. Part 2
  179. >Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
  180. >Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
  181. >Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
  182. >As you're eating some brand-less cereal
  183. you hear something outside
  184. >Sounds like counting
  185. >Ignore it until it grates on your nerves
  186. >Put on shoes to go outside, but notice a note in one of them
  187. >It reads:
  188. >"Sorry for yesterday Anon, as an extra apology I've fixed up your shoes."
  189. >"Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle"
  190. >When did she do that?
  191. >You decide it doesn't matter and definitely won't be relevant to any potential hyjinks today.
  192. >Go outside
  193. >Rainbow Dash is counting
  194. >"67, 68, 69..."
  195. >Fluttershy is doing wing push ups on a mat
  196. >Shes dressed up to work out
  197. What are you doing?
  198. >"Oh darn it Anon! You made me lose count!"
  199. >It didn't seem to matter, because Fluttershy got wingboners the second she saw you
  200. >She falls on her face mid wing-up
  201. >"Anyway, she's training. Fluttershy work on some stretches."
  202. >Yellow pone nods and begins stretching
  203. For what, and why outside my house?
  204. >Fluttershy is now trying to stretch seductively, and speaks up
  205. >"For an um special event Anon...and also for another one with you...you'll have reach and I'll have flexibility..."
  206. >Real subtle pass there....
  207. >She was distracted thinking about you and got her limbs tangled
  208. >Rainbow Dash sighs and helps untangle Fluttershy
  209. >"You'll see. Also I'm trying to help her win you over, Anon."
  210. Well that was blunt. Why?
  211. >"What do you mean why? My best friend wants a coltfriend and I'm there to support her in getting one."
  212. >This isn't going to end well, you just know it
  213. >Decide it's nothing to get worked up over
  214. >Go work at Sweet Apple Acres for 4 hours
  215. >Head home to still see them training...no
  216. >They're there, but Fluttershy is out of her
  217. workout getup
  218. >And they both seem to have been waiting for you
  219. >You notice a huge cloud is above your house
  220. Okay whatever you're planning you two aren't hiding it well en-!
  221. >Before you can finish you're being lifted by the both of them into the cloud
  222. >Some awkward struggling and hooves touching your ass later
  223. >You're deposited inside the cloud and it lets out a loud pomf sound
  224. >It's hollowed out and very roomy inside
  225. >Feels weird
  226. >Wait...how are you?....The shoes...
  227. >Fucking Twilight
  228. >Fluttershy floats down onto you with a blush
  229. >"Anon would you like to have sex like a pegasus?"
  230. No, you know this attempt wouldn't work right?
  231. >She nods a little sheepishly
  232. >Get her off of you
  233. So then why are you doing this?
  234. >She mumbles
  235. Speak up
  236. >"It's to...*mumblemumble*"
  237. >Sigh
  238. >Lean in closer
  239. >"It's to distract you.."
  240. >Notice Rainbow isn't inside the cloud with you
  241. For what?
  242. >She pecks your cheek
  243. >Move away from her
  244. >"Uh well for that,if that's okay with you..."
  245. >"And um....so we can get you to..*mumble*"
  246. Where?
  247. >"Cloudsdale."
  248. We're moving?!
  249. >She nods nervously
  250. >"S-sorry.."
  251. >Poke your head out of the cloud to see Dash pushing the cloud toward something
  252. >"The trip is going to take a while Anon are you sure y-"
  253. No!
  254. >She squeaks
  255. >Spend the rest of the trip in awkward silence
  256. >Arrive at Cloudsdale
  257. >It's beautiful
  258. >Still pissed off though
  259. I'm not going along with whatever you want from me here.
  260. >Rainbow looks equally pissed
  261. >At you.
  262. >"You should be glad she does anything for you!"
  263. >"She tries hard to please you everyday and all you do is treat her like dirt!"
  264. >Oh so now you're the bad guy
  265. That's not fair! She can stop whenever she wants, and I rejected nicely before. I'm not interested!
  266. >Dash doesn't relent though
  267. >"She's a good pony, and she's pretty. What do you want from her?"
  268. >Fluttershy looks embarrassed at the praise
  269. >She blushes, but looks at you with a small smile
  270. >Roll your eyes
  271. >"It's not like you have a choice anyway. If you want to leave Cloudsdale and not get lost.."
  272. >Dash grins smugly
  273. >"You'll have to stick with us."
  274. >Throw your arms up in defeat
  275. >Fluttershy gives you an apologetic look
  276. >"It's okay Anon, we still have time before the special event so we can give you a tour."
  277. >"If you wouldn't mind of course.."
  278. >Part of you wants to take off these shoes and become a spot on the pavement far below
  279. >Not that desperate yet...may as well go along with it for now
  280. >Some time later you're getting a tour of the weather factory
  281. >Local ponies are freaked out by you
  282. >Some senior weather factory worker rubs his eyes
  283. >"Why is there a monkey in here?"
  284. >Probably didn't mean to be rude, and is senile
  285. >Rainbow Dash gasps and nudges Fluttershy
  286. >"Now's your chance to defend Anon's honor!"
  287. >Fluttershy looks as confused as you are
  288. >"He dissed your guy, challenge that pony and show Anon your dedication and tenacity!"
  289. >"H-how Rainbow?"
  290. Seriously, it's not a big d-
  291. >"Shut up, Anon"
  292. Love you too Dash
  293. >"How about a...rap battle?"
  294. >What.
  295. >Rainbow Dash pushes Fluttershy into the Old Worker Pony
  296. >"Huh?" He says
  297. >Fluttershy tries to look confident muttering something about being assertive
  298. >And so begins the worst rap battle in history
  299. Why a rap battle?
  300. >Dash nudges your side
  301. >"Because she's bound to win this. The old pony won't know what hit him."
  302. >First 60 seconds is nothing but "Uh" and "Um" from one side and "Huh" and "What" from the other.
  303. >Finally Fluttershy gets something out
  304. >"Hey!...um *mumble* that's not very nice..."
  305. >"If y-you want to live to 100 let me give you some advice."
  306. >She pauses for a second and adds
  307. >"If that's alright with you of course.."
  308. >Rainbow Dash puts a hoof to her face
  309. >Not sure if funny or embarrassing to watch
  310. >"It's very rude to call my...Anon...a monkey"
  311. >"He's actually smart and very..uh......hunky?"
  312. >"Ummmmm"
  313. >You feel like burying your face in the clouds >This is painful
  314. >"If you say anything mean again, you better watch your back"
  315. >"Cause next time it's your face I'll smack."
  316. >She kicks her hoof nervously
  317. >"Well not really that...would be mean, but you know...so um..yeah"
  318. >The old pony didn't seem to pay attention
  319. >Then he perks up suddenly
  320. >"Eh? Rap battle? Don't mind if I do!"
  321. >Clears his throat
  322. >Here we go
  323. >"I don't even know what you youngans are yapping about"
  324. >"But If it's a rap battle you want, you may as well just walkout."
  325. >"Hey, aren't you the filly who could hardly fly?"
  326. >"Well now I'm gonna give you something that will really make you cry."
  327. >"You're a weakling it's true, nopony denies it too"
  328. >"Heck, you give a whole 'nother definition to 'Yellow Belly'
  329. >"Throughout my life I've had tons of mares, you jelly?"
  330. >"You can't compete with me! At the end of the day you're still a little filly who can't get any willy."
  331. >He then falls asleep
  332. >10 minutes
  333. >She cried for 10 minutes after that
  334. >We had to escort Fluttershy out of the factory while everyone watched
  335. >I pat Yellow Quiet's head and she smiles a little after that
  336. >Rainbow Dash then turns to the both of you
  337. >"It's time for the special event."
  338. >Sigh
  339. Stop calling it that. What is this event?
  340. >"Be patient and you'll find out."
  341. >Some wandering around Cloudsdale later and you're at the Colosseum.
  342. >"Fluttershy's going to be competing in the Cloudsdale Derby."
  343. >Fluttershy nods
  344. >"I'll....I'll win for you anon!"
  345. >You laugh so hard your sides are gone
  346. It's not my fetish...
  347. >"It's not about a fetish this time you dolt!"
  348. >Get a hoof to the stomach
  349. >Dash then puts a reassuring hoof around Fluttershy
  350. >"Don't worry once you win he'll realize what hes missing."
  351. >Fluttershy enters her name and goes off with the other competitors
  352. >Dash and you get seated on the cloud bleachers
  353. >"Oh! I almost forgot! I'll be right back!"
  354. >Dash flies off
  355. >Shrug
  356. >This might not be so bad after all
  357. >You get to see her lose badly, and then go home
  358. >Everything is going better than expected
  359. >Dash comes back with some peanuts and refreshments
  360. >Both of you chow down
  361. >Race is about to start
  362. Heheh this should be good
  363. >"You should want her to win. I betted with your money."
  364. >Check your back pocket
  365. >Remember your ass being touched when forced into that cloud
  366. >Your wallet is gone
  367. >Where was she even hiding it?!
  368. >Ah crap
  369. How much?
  370. >"What?"
  371. How much did you bet?!
  372. >"Well everything in your wallet...and an IOU for an extra 1000 bits."
  373. >Seriously what?
  374. >You feel your eyes twitch
  375. >Race begins
  376. >Fluttershy is the only pony not in the proper starting position
  377. >She's shaking like a leaf
  378. >Lap 1 starts and she's left in the dust by all the others
  379. >She twirls around comically and then finally sets off
  380. >Well it was nice knowing you money
  381. >After some time she seems to be trying
  382. >She's in the second to last place
  383. >Lap 2
  384. >Shes in last place now
  385. >Dash looks at you
  386. >"She needs you, Anon."
  387. >"Say you believe in her, show her your support!"
  388. >But you don't believe in her
  389. >Oh well may as well right?
  390. I believe in you Fluttershy! You can do it!
  391. >She seems to have heard you and turns to you with a twinkle in her eye
  392. >She sets off incredibly fast and is gaining on the third place pegasus
  393. >Under your breath you sarcastically add
  394. Also you winning is totally my fetish...heh
  395. >Beyond all reason Fluttershy seems to have heard that
  396. >She blushes like crazy and squees loudly
  397. >She speeds up even more, and flies at the speed of KENYANS
  398. >She wins the race in first place
  399. >You actually cheer
  400. >Time to get your bits
  401. >After collecting your bits Fluttershy approaches you bashfully
  402. >You're actually happy to see her
  403. >You pick her up to your face and hug her
  404. >"Eep!"
  405. You did great out there!
  406. >She returns your hug and then flutters in place
  407. >"Thanks Anon, it was all for you..."
  408. >She smiles sweetly
  409. >You notice shes actually a bit cute
  410. >You stare at each other for a while
  411. >She moves in to kiss you
  412. >You don't stop her, you're a bit distracted
  413. >But you don't exactly mind either
  414. >"Oh just kiss already, you two!"
  415. >Suddenly realize what's about to happen
  416. >Move away
  417. Ugh, yeah, not happening
  418. >Rainbow looks about ready to throw you off of Cloudsdale
  419. >"Are you serious!?"
  420. >She glares
  421. >"She did everything right!"
  422. >"She stood up for you, she won a race for you, you got bits because of her!"
  423. >She gets a look of fire in her eyes
  424. >"If we can't appeal to you then I'll beat it out of you!"
  425. >"She doesn't deserve your rejections!"
  426. >Fluttershy tries to stop Rainbow but the enraged Rainbow Pone does not hear her
  427. >Back away
  428. >Raise your fists to defend yourself
  429. >Dash suddenly feels a hoof tap her from behind
  430. >It's her manager on vacation
  431. >Asks her why she's not taking care of the weather back at Ponyville
  432. >She seems shocked and comes up with a bunch of excuses
  433. >Manager pone isn't hearing it and they fly off to Ponyville together
  434. >Great how do you get back?
  435. >Fluttershy taps your leg
  436. >"H-hop on, please."
  437. >She motions you to get on her back
  438. >Reluctantly do so
  439. >Somehow not crushing her
  440. >Fly off towards Ponyville
  441. >"Anon..."
  442. Yes?
  443. >"Me winning the race isn't really your fetish...is it?"
  444. >She looks really sad
  445. No, Fluttershy
  446. >After a few moments
  447. But you did great.
  448. >You can see her smile a little now
  449. >"Thanks, that means a lot to me."
  450. >Finally arrive at your house
  451. >Get off of her
  452. >She looks a little disappointed that you're no longer riding her
  453. >The weirdo
  454. >"Hey Anon?"
  455. Whaaaaat?
  456. >"I'm not giving up."
  457. You will, someday
  458. >She's not paying attention anymore and is staring at your crotch
  459. >Close door on her
  460. >Fucking Fluttershy
  461. >If Twilight and Rainbow can't get you to like her what hope does she have?
  462. >Glad that tomorrow will just be same ol' Fluttershy and no more surprises
  463. >You hope
  464. End Part 2
  465.  
  466. Part 3
  467. >Wake up
  468. >Shower shit and shave
  469. >Check the time
  470. >Seems like Fluttershy is running late
  471. >Maybe she's giving up
  472. >Smile and go head off to do some odd jobs
  473. >Near the park area
  474. >See Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
  475. >Hope this isn't going where you think this is going
  476. >She was the last one you wanted helping Fluttershy
  477. >Shudder
  478. >Anything but Pinkie
  479. >Decide you're being paranoid and walk past them
  480. >Hopefully they'll ignore you
  481. >They turn to look at you and begin to approach
  482. >Oh god, nononono
  483. >Pinkie is helping Fluttershy
  484. >Scream
  485. AAAAAAAAUGH!
  486. >Run
  487. >They seem surprised to see you running
  488. >The two ponies start to chase after you
  489. >And you were hoping today was going to be a good day
  490. >Chased for a minute or two
  491. >Make many sharp turns in alleyways
  492. >Head out to market area
  493. >They're waiting for you there
  494. >Jump over them
  495. >Notice a flash mob of riverdancing ponies
  496. >Why do you live here again?
  497. >Just roll with it
  498. >Riverdance your way past the crowd
  499. >They attempt to do the same, but Fluttershy screws it up and trips
  500. >Causes the entire crowd to trip
  501. >Keep running
  502. >Eventually arrive at library
  503. >About to enter but a Pink face is obstructing your view
  504. >"Hey!"
  505. >Pinkie greets you
  506. >Oh god how is she doing that!?
  507. >"Wait Anon-"
  508. >You don't give her the chance
  509. >Run like crazy
  510. >Notice it's just Pinkie chasing you this time
  511. >She keeps popping out at every turn
  512. >Eventually she hits her head on a tree she was popping out of
  513. >Victory!
  514. >You make it to a small lake
  515. >Pinkie pops out of the bush
  516. >You're screwed
  517. What do you want from me!? Are you going to force me into a basement and have Fluttershy violate me!?
  518. >She giggles
  519. >"Why would I do that?"
  520. >Wait what?
  521. >She giggles for a bit
  522. >"I'm inviting-"
  523. >She corrects herself
  524. >She pulls a confused Fluttershy out of the bush
  525. >"We're inviting you to hang out with us at the block party!"
  526. What block party?
  527. >"This afternoon! It's going to have superduper awesome events, rides, and lots of sweets!"
  528. >"We have three tickets that give us unlimited access to everything, and one has your name on it!"
  529. >Look at the ticket she is now holding up
  530. >It does have your name on it
  531. >"I organized the whole thing, so it's for real!"
  532. >Fluttershy nods with a smile and adds
  533. >"It'll be fun Anon..."
  534. What's this even celebrating? And why are you helping her?
  535. >"Can't tell you, I pinkie promised."
  536. Well, I'm gonna pass...
  537. >"Are you sure? You mentioned something about a basement earlier, is that how Fluttershy can win your heart?"
  538. >Pinkie gets a sultry look
  539. >Puts a hoof under your chin
  540. >Your jimmies are rustling like mad now
  541. You what? I accept your offer.....
  542. >Shudder
  543. >You're glad Pinkie isn't the one trying to have sex with you
  544. >Fluttershy flutters happily
  545. >"Yay!"
  546. >Sigh
  547. >Pinkie notices your glum attitude
  548. >"What's wrong? You get to have fun at a party with me and your best friend!"
  549. >She pushes you and Fluttershy together
  550. >Fluttershy takes this opportunity to rub your ass
  551. >Slap her hoof away
  552. >Pinkie then smiles
  553. >"And maybe you two can become something more..."
  554. >Wait did she just call Fluttershy your best friend?
  555. Pinkie I need to have a word with you
  556. >Pinkie and Fluttershy get closer to you to listen
  557. Alone
  558. >Fluttershy backs away with a sheepish smile
  559. Pinkie, you do know she's been coming to my house very early in the morning to harass me right?
  560. >Pinkie doesn't answer so you continue
  561. She's always trying to guess my fetish and sometimes rape me. How is she my best friend again?
  562. >Pinkie grins widely
  563. >"Well, for starters you spend more time with her than the rest of the girls."
  564. Yes, only be-
  565. >"Aaaaaand~ you're always walking around Ponyville together."
  566. >True but only when it's part of her schemes
  567. >"You know each other very well too from what I can tell."
  568. >"And she's given you more gifts than anypony else"
  569. >"Not to mention she's been in your house very often, and cooks for you from time to time."
  570. >Shes trying to make it sound good. But she's not adding in the awkwardness, the schemes, the embarrassment.
  571. >But to your horror
  572. >Despite all of this
  573. >You realize Fluttershy is by default your best friend in this world
  574. >Your eye twitches
  575. >You feel a migraine coming on
  576. >Won't admit it
  577. She's not m-
  578. >Pinkie puts a cupcake in your mouth
  579. >"Aah ah ah don't say that Anon."
  580. >"Anyway, we'll meet at your house at noon. Don't forget!"
  581. >Fluttershy comes over and nuzzles you
  582. >"Isn't this exciting....my best friend?"
  583. >She blushes
  584. >Something tells you she's going to keep calling you that for today...
  585. >Fucking Pinkie Pie
  586. >Head home
  587. >Wait till noon
  588. >Knocking on your door
  589. >Yellow and Pink marshmallow ponies greet you
  590. >See that Ponyville has almost literally transformed
  591. >Rides everywhere
  592. >Giant Ferris Wheel
  593. >Stands and games
  594. >Music everywhere
  595. >And is that a roller coaster?
  596. Okay, I'll admit this is pretty amazing considering the circumstances. You're something else Pinkie...
  597. >"Thanks!"
  598. >Fluttershy rubs her hoof nervously
  599. >"So, my best friend what would you like to do first?"
  600. >"I um recommend the petting zoo...but anything you wanna do is fine..."
  601. >Anything you want to do huh?
  602. >Get a particularly cruel thought
  603. If I'm not mistaken there's a roller coaster over there right?
  604. >As you approach the rollercoaster you look back at your two companions
  605. >Fluttershy looks like someone just kicked a puppy and screamed at her for an hour
  606. >She's shaking and squeaking
  607. >Pinkie doesn't seem to notice her friend's distress and is bouncing along
  608. >This rollercoaster is huge.
  609. >Still wondering how this all got set up in so little time
  610. >Probably magic
  611. >It's always magic
  612. >As you're waiting in line you hear Fluttershy whimper something out to Pinkie
  613. >Pinkie pats her head, and begins whispering something
  614. >Can't hear it all
  615. >You only hear bits and pieces
  616. >"pst pssst.. hold him.. psst pst ..romantic pssst"
  617. >Soon you're seated on the rollercoaster
  618. >you make sure to be seated next to Pinkie, but she jumps out and switches seats with Fluttershy
  619. >Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a heart attack
  620. >The carts are making their way upward to the drop
  621. >"*Squeak squeak*.. ?"
  622. What?
  623. >"*mumble*um *eep* ?"
  624. >Sigh
  625. >Fluttershy finally gets it out
  626. >"Are th-thrill r-r-rides y-your fetish!?"
  627. No Fluttershy
  628. >She doesn't respond because the drop has started
  629. >She screams loudly and holds on to you
  630. >With an iron grip
  631. Eerk! Let go!
  632. >She just whimpers and buries her head into your side
  633. >Pinkie is having the time of her life and notices Fluttershy's in peril
  634. >"Now's your chance Fluttershy, kiss him in the heat of the moment!"
  635. >Damn it Pinkie
  636. >Oddly enough Fluttershy seems to pull it together
  637. >She's shaking and moves in to kiss you
  638. >Dodge it
  639. >The carts go for a loop
  640. >Fluttershy looks very green now, but pulls you into a kiss
  641. >Can't get away
  642. >Another loop
  643. >Kiss still isn't broken
  644. >Fluttershy lets out a sick groan
  645. >One more loop
  646. >Oh no...
  647. >She vomits into your mouth
  648. >Oh god! WHY?!
  649. >When the ride is over you vomit in disgust
  650. >Pinkie looks confused at the two of you
  651. >As Pinkie goes off to get you two some water Fluttershy turns to you and asks
  652. >"Is vomit your...fetish anon?"
  653. >Fucking Fluttershy
  654. >Well that backfired on you
  655. >Immensely
  656. >After some clean up everything seems back to normal
  657. >Fluttershy smiles and turns to the both of you
  658. >"Let's go to the petting zoo."
  659. >"I'd love to see all the cute animals there with Pinkie and...."
  660. >She gives you bedroom eyes
  661. >"My best friend~."
  662. >Shrug
  663. >Why not
  664. >There's no way either of these two can shoehorn a fetish or romace situation into a petting zoo of all things
  665. >Right?
  666. >Arrive, there's goats, sheep (which can talk..), and all sorts of other animals
  667. >Fluttershy looks ecstatic
  668. >Actually have a good time feeding them
  669. >Things might not be so bad after all...
  670. >Laugh as a goat eats up pellets from your hand
  671. >Turn to see Pinkie gone
  672. >She's now eating pellets from your hand
  673. >Withdraw your hand
  674. What are you doing?
  675. >"It looked like fun!"
  676. >Fluttershy looks thoughtfully
  677. >You try to ignore that strange moment and get more pellets
  678. >Before you can react yellow quiet is sucking on your hand
  679. Agh! Knock it off Fluttershy!
  680. >Run off
  681. >This is too much
  682. >Bump into a line
  683. >It's for a stage to do karaoke
  684. >Turn around to see Pinkie and Banana Hush
  685. >Pinkie's eyes brighten as she gets some idea
  686. >She pushes Fluttershy into the line and drags you to sit down at a nearby table
  687. >Oh boy
  688. >Some lame karaoke later and it's Fluttershy's turn
  689. >Time for lamest karaoke
  690. >She looks very nervous
  691. >"So um...I would like to dedicate this s-song."
  692. >"To my best friend, Anon."
  693. >She clears her throat
  694. >Music starts up
  695. >Oh no it can't be this song
  696. >How does it exist in Equestria?!
  697. >She inhales and begins to sing
  698. >"W-we're no strangers to love.."
  699. >"Um you know the rules and so do I"
  700. >"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of"
  701. >"You wouldn't get this from any other gal"
  702. >"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling"
  703. >"Gotta make you understand"
  704. >She's actually getting in to it
  705. >And she sounds alright, but why this song?!
  706. >Look around to see all the ponies are loving this
  707. >Pinkies shaking her head back and forth
  708. >Bury your head in your arms
  709. >"Never gonna give you up"
  710. >"Never gonna let you down"
  711. >"Never gonna run around and desert you"
  712. >"Never gonna make you cry"
  713. >"Never gonna say goodbye"
  714. >"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
  715. >Sings entire song
  716. >Cheering from everyone listening
  717. >As Fluttershy leaves the stage Pinkie and you meet up with her
  718. >"Did you like it?"
  719. >She looks at you expectantly
  720. >"It's how I feel about you..."
  721. I'll just tell you that you aren't my b-
  722. >Pinkie shoves a cupcake in your mouth
  723. >God damn it Pinkie
  724. >Afterwards the activities are fairly normal
  725. >Some of the other mane six meet up with your little group and join in too
  726. >After some time it's just the three of you again
  727. >It's late afternoon
  728. >Something suddenly occurs to Pinkie
  729. >She gasps loudly
  730. >"The cake! They're giving out cake about now!"
  731. >She wraps her hooves around yellow pone and you
  732. >She jumps into a bush
  733. >You all pop out to a buffet area
  734. >How does she do that?
  735. >Notice the cake is pink and yellow
  736. >Pay it no mind
  737. >Fluttershy is given the first piece, but balances the plate on her hooves over to you
  738. >Piece has her cutie mark on it
  739. >She blushes
  740. >"For you, best friend."
  741. >Roll your eyes and hear her squee when you eat it
  742. >Pinkie swallows hers in one bite
  743. >Fluttershy is about to eat her piece when she looks at you
  744. >"Did the food excite you, best friend?"
  745. You're not my-
  746. >Cupcake in mouth
  747. >ugh
  748. >Take cupcake out of mouth
  749. It was good, but what do you mean exciting?
  750. >She doesn't respond
  751. >Instead Fluttershy rubs her piece of cake all over her face
  752. >"Does this d-drive you wild, mister?"
  753. >Pinkie laughs
  754. >"That's not how you food fight!"
  755. >She rushes to the buffet table and balances a bunch of pies on her head
  756. >Throws one at each of your faces
  757. >Then throws it at all the other ponies in the area
  758. >At the top of her lungs she cries out
  759. >"FOOOOOD FIGHT!"
  760. >Almost instantly food is flying from all directions
  761. >The three of you hide under the table
  762. >Pinkie is giggling
  763. >Fluttershy still thinks food is your fetish
  764. >And you
  765. >You're thinking this shit never happens in Manehattan
  766. >Why do you live here?>As you begin to ponder what places you can move to next month Fluttershy moves closer to you
  767. >She takes some pie goop and rubs it on your crotch
  768. >Glare at her
  769. >She backs away, but is still smiling with a sultry look
  770. >Pinkie makes some strange military style gestures to the two of you
  771. What?
  772. >She repeats the gesture
  773. I don't understand...
  774. >"We need to sneak around everyp0ny and then blast 'em with everything we got!"
  775. >Ignore that order and watch Pinkie sneak off to execute her plan
  776. >You head off in the opposite direction dodging foods of all kinds
  777. >Fluttershy is close behind with wingboners
  778. >You're now close to the large cake, past that and you should be out of the buffet area
  779. >Fluttershy has other plans
  780. >She licks her lips and pounces you
  781. >You stumble and the both of you fall on a shocked Cranky Doodle Donkey
  782. >He panics and he runs into the massive cake
  783. >You're all now covered in a massive pile of frosting and cake pieces
  784. >Fluttershy is dry humping you and moaning lustily
  785. >"Mmmm Anon"
  786. Food is not my fetish!
  787. >"B-b-but..."
  788. It's not, just get off please
  789. >"Oh, okay."
  790. >Fucking Fluttershy
  791. >It takes some time to clean you two up
  792. >Some more activities later
  793. >It's nighttime
  794. Well time to go ho-
  795. >Pinkie shakes her head
  796. >"Nuh uh!"
  797. >"There's gonna be fireworks in an hour!"
  798. >"And I know just the spot to watch them!"
  799. >She leads the two of you to some hill overlooking a big portion of the town
  800. >Lays down a blanket she got from....somewhere
  801. >As you all settle down Fluttershy turns to you
  802. >"Best friend?"
  803. >Sigh
  804. What.
  805. >"Do you know what the party is about?"
  806. No...
  807. >She looks saddened by your answer
  808. Pinkie won't tell me.
  809. >You turn to look at Pinkie, but she's nowhere to be found
  810. >Realize that she arranged the two of you to be alone here.
  811. >Fluttershy smiles sadly, and then looks into your eyes
  812. >"Today is my birthday."
  813. >That took you by surprise
  814. >Wonder why you didn't get the signs
  815. >Her friends paying special attention to her when they joined in on the activities
  816. >The cake with her cutie mark
  817. >Sometimes you're an idiot
  818. >Fluttershy looks deeper into your eyes
  819. I don't understand, loud giant parties aren't your thing.
  820. >"No..they're not. It's just that I wanted to celebrate...us
  821. >"And maybe you liked these kind of parties."
  822. Oh....
  823. >Not sure how to feel
  824. But why did you not tell me? Why have Pinkie promise you to not tell me?
  825. >She looks very sad, and hides behind her mane
  826. >She lowers her head
  827. >"I was afraid if you knew y-you wouldn't come."
  828. >You were about to say you would have come
  829. >But that would have been a lie
  830. >You were reluctant to be a part of this whole thing to begin with.
  831. >Still feel bad.
  832. >"Did you have fun, my best friend?"
  833. Yeah... I guess I did.
  834. >She smiles, and then looks at you hopefully
  835. >The fireworks begin off in the distance
  836. >"Anon..."
  837. >"Since it's my birthday...um"
  838. >You shake your head
  839. >"Please, can I at least pretend?"
  840. >"A kiss! A small one, anything?"
  841. >Her voice started wavering with each suggestion.
  842. Just watch the fireworks...
  843. >You try not to look at her
  844. >It's no use your eyes catch her large sad eyes
  845. Alright...just a hug
  846. >You open your arms, and instantly shes hugging your waist tightly
  847. >She doesn't let go
  848. Why don't you just give up on me Fluttershy?
  849. I'm not worth the trouble.
  850. >She shakes her head and looks up at you
  851. >"I love you too much to do that."
  852. >She looks so sad and yet so determined
  853. >"I'm not giving up *snf* not now...not ever!"
  854. >She cries softly and you pat her head
  855. >You don't say anything, you feel too bad to
  856. >After several moments you end the embrace
  857. >You get up
  858. >Time to go home
  859. Happy Birthday
  860. >As you walk away, you sigh and add
  861. My best friend
  862. >Today was a fun day
  863. End part 3
  864.  
  865. Part 4
  866. >Yesterday took a lot out of you
  867. >Still you've missed quite a bit of work at Sweet Apple Acres this week
  868. >You need to work today
  869. >Step outside, see newspaper
  870. >Ponies suck at the news
  871. >Read headline out loud
  872. 'Celebration of local baby birds'?
  873. I'll give you a headline:'Local man cancels subscription'.
  874. >Normally never have the chance to read the newspaper
  875. >Fluttershy takes up your early morning time
  876. >Notice Fluttershy hasn't bothered you today
  877. >Maybe she FINALLY gets it
  878. >Head off to Sweet Apple Acres
  879. >Applejack probably isn't going to be too happy with you.
  880. >Things got weird, and you never got the chance to work this week like you promised.
  881. >Oh well
  882. >Arrive at Sweet Apple Acres
  883. >See Applejack, wait is that Fluttershy as well?
  884. >Of course something like this would happen
  885. >This should be easy to deal with
  886. >Walk up to them
  887. Apples aren't my fetish
  888. >Applejack just rolls her eyes
  889. >"No, sugarcube we're done trying to appeal to ya."
  890. >That didn't sound good
  891. >"From what the rest of the girls have told me, you can't be appealed to."
  892. >She opens her saddlebag and bites on a long rope
  893. >Oh god no...
  894. Why are you doing this? I mean the others had some sort of excuse. What's yours?
  895. >"Fluttershy here has been distracting ya from your work."
  896. >"If she gets what she wants, maybe you'll have time to actually do somethin' around here."
  897. >Look to Fluttershy
  898. So much for "best friends."
  899. >She winces at that, but then smiles warmly
  900. >"Applejack says I need to be more bold with you..."
  901. >"If you don't want to love me...I have to m-make you love me...."
  902. >Don't respond
  903. >You run
  904. >With a rope in her mouth, Applejack calls out to you before giving chase with Fluttershy
  905. >"Yer only making it worsh on yershelf!"
  906. >You run through the orchard
  907. >The two ponies are actually putting up a good chase
  908. >Dodge a lasso
  909. >Keep running
  910. >Fluttershy flies on ahead of Applejack
  911. >She's gaining on you
  912. >Fuck
  913. >Idea
  914. Fluttershy, look some bunnies are sick!
  915. >She stops and gasps in concern
  916. >"Where!"
  917. >"Darn it sugarcube he's trying to trick ya."
  918. >"Oh.."
  919. >More like succeeded
  920. >Can see the end of the orchard
  921. >Trip on a barrel
  922. >Of course...
  923. >They catch up and your hands are bound
  924. >Applejack looks smug
  925. >Fluttershy looks almost apologetic
  926. >Well as apologetic as you can get when staring at someone's crotch
  927. >Fluttershy tries taking off your clothes
  928. >Laugh bitterly
  929. >Thank you clothes
  930. >"Fluttershy, let me show you how it's really done."
  931. >Applejack bites your shirt
  932. >Tears it off
  933. >Rest of the clothes except your socks and shoes are torn off too
  934. >Is this really happening?
  935. > Usually a pony with common sense would save you about now...
  936. >Fluttershy begins rubbing your crotch with a hoof
  937. Stop it!
  938. >She retracts her hoof
  939. >Applejack huffs
  940. >"He doesn't have a choice, remember that."
  941. >Fluttershy seems excited by this
  942. You're not helping Applejack....
  943. >"Just keep yapping that perty mouth of your's Anon..."
  944. >Rubbing continues
  945. >Boner pls go
  946. >It stays
  947. >Fluttershy blushes and gives you a cute little smile
  948. >"Don't worry this won't hurt a bit."
  949. >Glare
  950. >"What are you two doing?!"
  951. >Oh thank god it's Big Mac!
  952. >You knew someone would come to save you
  953. >He goes to untie you
  954. >Applejack rushes in to stop him
  955. >"If you let him go, I'll tell everyp0ny about the doll."
  956. >He gasps and then backs away
  957. >Ah what a load of crap
  958. Everyone already knows about the stupid doll!
  959. >Big Mac then frowns at you
  960. >"Well, buck you Anon!"
  961. >"Also my doll 'aint stupid!"
  962. So I'm guessing you aren't going to save me
  963. >"Nope."
  964. >Well, it was nice knowing you pony virginity
  965. >Applejack laughs
  966. >"Well Fluttershy go on and rut 'em"
  967. >Okay Big Mac won't save you, but some other pony probably will...
  968. >Fluttershy kneads her hooves on your chest
  969. >Plants kisses on your face
  970. >Licks your cheek
  971. >Any minute now...
  972. >"Hey sis what game is this?"
  973. >Fluttershy jumps off of you flustered
  974. >Applejack looks equally surprised
  975. >"Applebloom! Um...it's nothing."
  976. I need help Applebloom
  977. >Realize Applebloom probably isn't going to be helpful
  978. >Begin undoing the rope while Yellow Pone, and Apple pone talk to little Apple Pone
  979. Bad things are going to happen to me, look at the state I'm in...
  980. >Realize ponies don't wear clothes
  981. >Applebloom doesn't really get whats wrong
  982. >"Did you do somethin' with your hair Anon?"
  983. >Ropes almost undone
  984. >Groan in frustration
  985. She's letting Flutt-
  986. >Applejack covers your mouth with a hoof
  987. >"What Anon is trying to say is that he's sick and Fluttershy is going to make him feel better."
  988. >Finally you've undone the ropes
  989. >Don't even bother to say anything
  990. >Run like a headless chicken in the direction of Ponyville
  991. >Continue to be chased
  992. >In Ponyville now ass naked
  993. >No one cares though
  994. >They also don't seem to care about Fluttershy and Applejack chasing after you either
  995. >Why do you live here?
  996. >In the market area now
  997. >It's very busy today
  998. >Duck and hide behind the the crowds of ponies
  999. >Fluttershy looks around, but then hangs her head in defeat
  1000. >If it was just Fluttershy this would be a failed rape attempt
  1001. >But Applejack wasn't giving up so easily
  1002. >"Hey Everp0ny! I'm offering a discount on my cider to anypony who gives us Anon!"
  1003. >All the ponies look at you
  1004. >Then all take credit to finding you while throwing you to Applejack and Fluttershy
  1005. >The chase continues
  1006. >Gotta go fast!
  1007. >Heading towards townhall
  1008. >You're tiring out
  1009. >They'll catch you if you don't think of something fast
  1010. >See grey pegasus
  1011. >"Hey Mr.Anon you look different today."
  1012. >"Did you do something with your hair?"
  1013. >Pick her up
  1014. >Throw her at them
  1015. >Her head collides with Fluttershy's
  1016. >Her ass falls onto Applejack
  1017. >Must have an ass of iron, because Fluttershy can't seem to get her off of Applejack
  1018. >Keep running
  1019. >Off in the distance you hear Applejack rage loudly
  1020. >Uh oh
  1021. >Make it to Twilight's library
  1022. >She'll help
  1023. >You hope
  1024. >Knock on the door
  1025. >Spike answers
  1026. >"Hey Anon, did you-"
  1027. Shut up, and help me!
  1028. >"Sheesh okay okay, what's wrong?"
  1029. >About to explain
  1030. >"GOSH DARN IT ANON, WHEN I GET YA I'M GONNA HAVE FLUTTERSHY RUT YOU FOR A WEEK!"
  1031. That
  1032. >Spike allows you inside
  1033. >Notice Twilight isn't here
  1034. >Probably at Canterlot brown nosing Celestia
  1035. So, um....
  1036. >Spike shrugs
  1037. >You spend the time listening to what sounds like smashing objects, broken windows, and shouting outside.
  1038. >You've stayed long enough
  1039. >Exit the library and head off
  1040. >Ponyville looks totally wrecked
  1041. >Damn, is she pissed
  1042. >Run until you're near the train station
  1043. >You can hide out here you guess
  1044. >Hear galloping
  1045. >Or not
  1046. >Flutterbutt and Applecrap are closing in on you
  1047. >Look to a nearby train
  1048. >Well, you've heard of worse plans before...
  1049. >Stow away with luggage
  1050. >Laugh victoriously as the train sets off and leaves them in the dust
  1051. >The trip takes all day and all night
  1052. >Step out of train
  1053. >It's ....an old time western town or something?
  1054. >Ah well at least those two are gone
  1055. >"Oh I missed you so much Anon."
  1056. >What.
  1057. >Turn to see Fluttershy and Applejack with saddlebags on
  1058. >Applejack already has a rope in her mouth
  1059. >Damn it
  1060. >Suddenly some cowboy pony runs up to you all
  1061. >"Hello and welcome to Aaaaaaaaappleloosa!"
  1062. >Make a run for it
  1063. >Lasso'd
  1064. >Fluttershy approaches sweetly and hugs you
  1065. >Applejack begins dragging you off
  1066. >Applejack turns to Braeburn
  1067. >"Can we use your room cousin?"
  1068. >He nods
  1069. >Well, he's no help
  1070. >Get an idea
  1071. Wait!
  1072. >Applejack tugs harder on the rope
  1073. How about a competition...like a rodeo or something lame ?
  1074. >Applejack grins smugly
  1075. If I win you let me go
  1076. >Fluttershy looks saddened
  1077. >Applejack grins wider
  1078. >Unties you
  1079. >You fistbump her hoof
  1080. >Suddenly regretting this
  1081. >"Alright Anon, and if I win...."
  1082. >"You have to marry Fluttershy."
  1083. >WHAT!?
  1084. >Fluttershy squees and flies in the air
  1085. >The competition is going to be an ironpony competition or something
  1086. >Realize this was a terrible idea
  1087. >Out in the orchards
  1088. >Objective is to get apples into the buckets
  1089. >Then move them to Point B
  1090. >First one to get 10 buckets wins
  1091. >Some Sheriff guy is overseeing the event
  1092. >Fluttershy calls from the sidelines
  1093. >"You can do it Anon, I believe in you!"
  1094. >She says more softly
  1095. >"But uh, I really want to marry you so um *mumble mumble mumble*"
  1096. >Facepalm
  1097. >The thought of that pony being your wife has rustled you so bad that you feel you HAVE to win
  1098. >You're now motivated by Fluttershy, but not in the way she wanted.
  1099. >It begins
  1100. >You kick the tree with all your might
  1101. >Nothing
  1102. >Kick harder
  1103. >Some apples fall out
  1104. >Takes 10 of these kicks to fill a bucket
  1105. >Get the first bucket to point B
  1106. >That wasn't so bad was it?
  1107. >Turn to see Applejack has already finished
  1108. > Sheriff gives the point to AJ
  1109. >Applejack nudges your waist
  1110. >"Ah, cheer up Anon, you're gonna be real perty in a suit."
  1111. It's not over yet! We still have plenty of other events to compete in!
  1112. >Next event is hoof wrestling
  1113. >Sit down at a stump
  1114. >A bit awkward considering the different body types
  1115. >Finally get in the right position
  1116. >Grab her hoof
  1117. >She looks a bit freaked out by the sensation of fingers clasping her hoof
  1118. >Fluttershy flies over to you and nibbles on your ear lightly
  1119. >"Whether you win or lose I still love you, Anon."
  1120. >"But um I'm maybe sorta hoping you l-"
  1121. Just sit down, and watch Fluttershy
  1122. >"okay..."
  1123. >Start
  1124. >Applejack is strong, but most of her strength seems to come from her back legs not the front
  1125. >Slowly you begin to overtake her
  1126. >It helps that she doesn't seem to like the sensation of your gripping hands
  1127. >Slam that hoof down
  1128. >You won
  1129. >You actually won!
  1130. >Fluttershy flies up to you and nuzzles you
  1131. >"Yay! We're gonna get married!"
  1132. >Applejack facehoofs
  1133. >"Sugarcube, when Anon wins that means you aint getting married."
  1134. >"Oh...right..."
  1135. >"Don't you worry none, honey. Anon here won't be able to do much in the next event..."
  1136. >She gets a smirk that makes you shudder
  1137. >"Is this your fetish Anon?"
  1138. No
  1139. >"Hehheh, think of this as a sample of what's to come, Sugarcube."
  1140. Yeah, yeah let's just get this over with
  1141. >This next event is basically bucking
  1142. >God damn it brain
  1143. >The objective is for you to ride on Applejack, and for her to try to buck you off before 3 minutes is up
  1144. >Somehow you're not crushing her
  1145. >You were half hoping her spine would snap when you mounted her-
  1146. >Shut up brain
  1147. >The Sheriff nods his head
  1148. >Before you can orient yourself Applepony is already kicking around frantically
  1149. >You're holding on for dear life
  1150. >"Yeeeeehaaaaaw! I knew you liked it rough Anon!"
  1151. >Fluttershy got wingboners at that statement
  1152. >"A-anon are you-"
  1153. Yes! I'm sure it's not my fetish!
  1154. >"*Squeak*"
  1155. >First minute goes by
  1156. >Feel like you're gonna be sick
  1157. >If you vomit you hope it's on her
  1158. >Eventually you lose your grip
  1159. >Fall down
  1160. >Point goes to Applejack
  1161. >Fluttershy helps you up
  1162. >Then motions you to get on her back
  1163. >"Ummmm my turn?"
  1164. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1165. >Pie eating event
  1166. >Easy
  1167. >Have to eat 6 entire pies before the other competitor
  1168. >Fluttershy comes over with a cloth over her hoof
  1169. What are you doing?
  1170. >"Well...as your future wife I'm supposed to support you..."
  1171. >Ignore her
  1172. >It begins
  1173. >Chow the hell down on the first pie
  1174. >Move on to the next
  1175. >Before you can begin Fluttershy starts wiping your face
  1176. Stop it
  1177. >Chow down on the second pie
  1178. >Even messier
  1179. >Fluttershy more forcefully wipes you clean
  1180. >It takes forever
  1181. >Applejack has now caught up
  1182. >Eat like crazy
  1183. >Head to head
  1184. >On the fourth pie you speed up
  1185. >Eat the last pies in pretty much one go
  1186. >Bad idea
  1187. >You vomit
  1188. >Applejack seeing this also vomits
  1189. >Everyone who watching starts to vomit
  1190. >Vomit chain reaction
  1191. >After about a minute Fluttershy wipes the vomit from her mouth
  1192. >Tries to clean you with the cloth but it only makes you more dirty
  1193. >...Well at least you won
  1194. >Lands and wiggles her hooves in the air
  1195. >"Hehehe do your best um, my future husband"
  1196. >Wow, she has so much confidence in you losing
  1197. Thanks for the support Fluttershy....
  1198. >Next event is...
  1199. >Mud wrestling..?
  1200. >Before you can say anything you're tackled into the mud
  1201. >You struggle with your opponent
  1202. >After some awkward flailing you move apart
  1203. >Your opponent rushes between your legs
  1204. >Before you can turn around you're tackled from behind
  1205. >Your opponent is then on your back and pulls on one of your legs
  1206. >Then she slams all her hooves onto your back
  1207. >Before you can cry out she sharply turns your neck
  1208. >For a second you think you're about to die
  1209. >But oddly enough your neck feels better than before
  1210. >Feel kneading on your shoulders
  1211. >What the hell?
  1212. >"Oh my, Anon you've been carrying so much tension..."
  1213. >Wait what!?
  1214. Fluttershy?
  1215. >"Are you two lovebirds done yet?"
  1216. >"The next event is about to start and you two are playing in the mud."
  1217. Didn't the list of events have something about mud wrestling?
  1218. >Applejack shows you the list
  1219. >See that the correct event was erased and mud wrestling was added
  1220. God damn it
  1221. >Massage still feels good though
  1222. Okay, the massage is nice, but why in the mud?
  1223. >"I was hoping it was your fetish..."
  1224. It's not
  1225. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1226. >Lose every event on wards
  1227. >Final event
  1228. >Tug of War
  1229. >Fluttershy is staring at your crotch
  1230. >No, your manparts
  1231. >You've been naked since Applejack sort your clothes off
  1232. >You don't care right now
  1233. >All you care about is winning this event
  1234. >You get in position
  1235. >Begin tugging
  1236. >Applejack despite only using her mouth is tugging really hard
  1237. >For about a minute neither of you has the advantage
  1238. >But she suddenly does when you stumble a little
  1239. >No!
  1240. >You can't lose!
  1241. >Just imagine what would happen if you marry Fluttershy
  1242. >You'll have a wedding and she'll stumble over her vows..
  1243. >She'll probably look a little cute...
  1244. >Erm nevermind that!
  1245. >And then you'll have some reception and it'll be awkward as hell
  1246. >And then on the wedding night
  1247. >You do the deed...
  1248. >Then she'll whisper in your ear: "Good boy, Anon...Mommas so proud~"
  1249. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
  1250. >You tug the rope with all your might and Applejack loses all her balance
  1251. >Yes!
  1252. Haha no wedding for you Fluttershy!
  1253. >Applejack gets up
  1254. >"Actually Anon, ya still lost."
  1255. >Shows you the score
  1256. >Shit
  1257. This is a load of crap you can't really force a wedding on me!
  1258. >Applejack laughs
  1259. >"That's where you're wrong pardner. See, my family has a lot of influence here."
  1260. >"Not to mention you're stuck here."
  1261. >"Also we already brought wedding stuff with us when we came here."
  1262. >That doesn't make any sense
  1263. How could you know the deal ahead of time?
  1264. >"Well, when we saw you were goin' to Appleloosa I knew we could get the two of ya hitched there."
  1265. >"And when you offered the deal, I thought:Why not?"
  1266. So this was just a big waste of time?
  1267. >Fluttershy pats your thigh
  1268. >"It's okay Anon, it looked like you were having fun.
  1269. >"And now we can be together forever."
  1270. >She blushes and gives you this look of pure wonder
  1271. >"I even brought one of your suits from your house!"
  1272. >"I um...wanted to use the one from our date long ago...but..."
  1273. >She vomited spaghetti all over that one
  1274. >That was a bad night
  1275. >Before you knew it you were forced into a suit
  1276. >Hands tied behind your back while Applejack led your around by the rope
  1277. >You're now in some dumpy chapel like place
  1278. >Kind of weird to see no crosses or anything
  1279. >Everyone gathered looks confused to be here
  1280. >Braeburn is going to wed the two of you
  1281. >Fluttershy walks to the altar
  1282. >She's...
  1283. >Beautiful...
  1284. >Blush
  1285. >Almost don't mind this
  1286. >Braeburn clears his throat
  1287. >"Hoooooowdy y'all!"
  1288. >Almost
  1289. >"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this- ummm."
  1290. >Applejack helps him
  1291. >"Human."
  1292. >"Human, and this mare in matrimony."
  1293. >Fluttershy looks to you
  1294. >She gives you a look of pure love
  1295. >Glare
  1296. >Braeburn rambles on about offtopic stuff and Applejack has to get him back on track
  1297. >" If anyp0ny here can show cause why these two ponies erm.. human thing and pony should not be joined in holy matrimony..."
  1298. >He takes a deep breath
  1299. >"Speeeeeeaaaak now or forever hold your peace."
  1300. Well, I for one-
  1301. >Applejack steps on your foot
  1302. >"Applejack!"
  1303. >Mayor Mare bursts through the door
  1304. >"You have some nerve running off here with all the property damage you caused!"
  1305. >Applejack gets an oh crap look
  1306. >You remember she tore up Ponyville looking for you.
  1307. >Not sure why Mayor Mare is upset though
  1308. >Ponyville gets destroyed and repaired about twice a month with all the crap going on
  1309. >Makes you wonder why you live there
  1310. >"You three are coming back with me."
  1311. >Can't believe your luck
  1312. >Cheer
  1313. >Smile wide
  1314. >Fluttershy looks heartbroken
  1315. >Applejack looks terrified
  1316. >About an hour later you're all on the train to Ponyville
  1317. >Spend the rest of the day ignoring Fluttershy who tries to talk to you
  1318. >Applejack sulks with Mayor Mare watching her the entire time
  1319. >It's night now, the bunks are too tiny for you so you lay on the floor.
  1320. >Fluttershy floats down to you
  1321. >"W-would you like a massage?"
  1322. >Glare at her for a few seconds
  1323. >She doesn't break eye contact
  1324. >Nod
  1325. >She hikes up her dress and gets on your back
  1326. >Roughly kneads you with her hooves
  1327. >Feels great
  1328. Aaaaa~ This is awesome
  1329. >"I can do this for you everyday Anon."
  1330. Yeah about that, I'm still pissed at you.
  1331. >She doesn't say anything for a few moments
  1332. >"I'm sorry Anon...it seemed like such a good idea at the time..."
  1333. >"It was like a dream come true..."
  1334. Yeah well then keep dreaming...
  1335. >She giggles
  1336. >"I do. Everyday."
  1337. >"...It's not enough though."
  1338. Well it'll have to be.
  1339. >She finishes the massage and then pecks your cheek
  1340. >Sigh in protest
  1341. >"Until you're at the altar with me again, and willing...."
  1342. >"I'm not giving up mister."
  1343. Yeah, yeah I get it.
  1344. >She doesn't respond
  1345. >She fell asleep snuggled next to you
  1346. >Too tried to do anything about it
  1347. >......
  1348. >Wrap your arm around her
  1349. >Sleep
  1350. End part 4
  1351.  
  1352. Part 5
  1353. >The following day was very awkward
  1354. >You and Fluttershy were still in your wedding outfits
  1355. >When you got off the train there was a crowd waiting to greet you
  1356. >They had a congratulations "Mr. and Ms. Fluttershy" banner
  1357. >Pinkie was going to throw a party
  1358. >In summary it was bad
  1359. >You also were a bit pissed that they knew about Applejack and Fluttershy's plan to force a marriage
  1360. >None of them did anything about it and they assumed they would succeed
  1361. >Why do you live here?
  1362. >Everything is back to normal now
  1363. >At least it seems that way
  1364. >Hear a knocking on your door
  1365. >Answer it
  1366. >No one is there
  1367. >Instead there's a bunch of roses
  1368. >Has a note on it
  1369. >Cheesy love poem
  1370. >It reads:
  1371. >"I need you."
  1372. >"I love you."
  1373. >"Without you my heart will pine."
  1374. >"So please, oh please be mine."
  1375. >"With Love, Fluttershy."
  1376. >Seriously?
  1377. >Shake your head
  1378. >Take the roses inside
  1379. >Might as well
  1380. >This really isn't her style
  1381. >Someone is helping her...
  1382. >Of course someone is
  1383. >It's only a matter of time before you're forced into some comical predicament
  1384. >You just know it...
  1385. >To your fortune nothing else happens that day
  1386. >Next Day
  1387. >Recieve violets
  1388. >Another poem
  1389. >It's a 10 page long poem about human and pegasus sex
  1390. >You stopped reading when it started detailing how she would use her wings on you
  1391. >Take in the flowers
  1392. >Throw out the poem
  1393. >Nothing else happens that day
  1394. >Next day
  1395. >Look outside
  1396. >No flowers
  1397. >It's just a letter
  1398. >Smells kind of funny
  1399. >Invites you to to the Spa
  1400. >"P.S. I hope you like the scent of my-"
  1401. >Try not to vomit
  1402. >Drop letter
  1403. >See back of letter has another message on it
  1404. >It reads:"Darling, if you want any new clothes from me then you will come to the spa."
  1405. >"-R"
  1406. >She always uses that threat
  1407. >But it works so you guess you can't blame her
  1408. >Fucking Rarity
  1409. >Arrive at front entrance of the Spa
  1410. >Enter
  1411. >Fluttershy and Rarity are there to greet you
  1412. >Fluttershy has a rose in her mouth
  1413. >"For you, my love."
  1414. >She offers it to you
  1415. >Don't do anything
  1416. >She begins to lose confidence
  1417. >lowers her head
  1418. >Rarity glares at you
  1419. >"How rude!"
  1420. >"That is no way to treat a lady who offers you something!"
  1421. >She looks like she's about to start ranting
  1422. >Quickly take the rose from Fluttershy's mouth
  1423. There
  1424. >Rarity still looks expectantly at you
  1425. >"Thank you, ...erm Miss Fluttershy."
  1426. >Still giving you that look
  1427. What do you want me to do? Eat it?
  1428. >She nods
  1429. >God damn it
  1430. >So your choice is to either eat the rose
  1431. >Or listen to her whine....erm complain
  1432. >Don't want to make that mistake again...
  1433. >Hesitate for a bit
  1434. >Eat the rose
  1435. >Fluttershy looks happy now
  1436. >Rarity seems satisfied
  1437. >"Good, now we're all going to get the full treatment."
  1438. >"We'll need to look our best tonight."
  1439. What do you mean "we"?
  1440. >In the sauna
  1441. >They didn't have towels big enough so you just have an undersized towel covering your crotch
  1442. So you're going to some fancy dinner party in Canterlot?
  1443. >"We're going my dear, Anon."
  1444. >Rarity corrects
  1445. >Unbeknownst to you, Fluttershy has slowly taken off your towel
  1446. Well, I know you're gonna force me to go. But why?
  1447. >Fluttershy is drooling on your thighs but you don't notice
  1448. >"Well, I think I've figured out why you don't want to be with Fluttershy."
  1449. Because she's an awkward, obsessive stalker, who can't keep her hooves to herself?
  1450. >"No! Don't be so crass Anon! She's a perfectly healthy, nice, and pretty mare."
  1451. >Fluttershy is trailing her tongue up and down your thigh
  1452. >Rarity and you are too distracted
  1453. >"You're both missing romance! A night for the two of you. She hasn't been courting you properly and I intend to fix that!"
  1454. >Notice Fluttershy
  1455. >Roughly push her away
  1456. >Rarity didn't get the context and thinks you're being rude
  1457. >She gasps
  1458. >"Anon! You brute!"
  1459. >She rants for 10 minutes
  1460. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1461. >Fucking Rarity
  1462. >Goop and cucumbers on your face
  1463. >Getting a massage
  1464. >Doesn't feel as good, because the employees aren't used to massaging non-ponies
  1465. >Rarity is getting massaged like crazy
  1466. >Has goop and cucumbers on her face
  1467. >She's oblivious to all her surroundings as well
  1468. >Fluttershy is probably getting a light massage or something
  1469. >As you're thinking of ways you can get out of going to Canterlot tonight, the massage gets rougher
  1470. >Rougher and better
  1471. >Almost as if the pony suddenly knew about human anatomy
  1472. >Don't question it
  1473. >After some time the massage ends
  1474. >"Now, um let's do the front, my love."
  1475. >Wait...
  1476. >Take off a cucumber
  1477. >Fluttershy
  1478. >Her wings are extended and she's about to attempt to flip you over
  1479. >Throw a cucumber and some goop at her face
  1480. >She squeaks
  1481. >Rarity takes off a cucumber at the commotion
  1482. >Sees you glaring
  1483. >Also sees Fluttershy looking sad with goop in her mane and a cucumber on her cheek
  1484. >Rarity's eye twitches
  1485. >"Anon..."
  1486. >God damn it.
  1487. >After all the treatments are over you three walk out feeling refreshed
  1488. >The last treatment went terribly wrong for you though
  1489. >You'll never look at sponges the same way again
  1490. Okay, so how did you even get invited to this fancy dinner party?
  1491. >"I was invited along with any two ponies I wanted to bring. The host is a very important client of mine."
  1492. I still think you're missing the point Rarity. I don't want to be in a relationship with Fluttershy
  1493. >Fluttershy hovers next to you and grabs a hand with her hooves
  1494. >"Oh fair Anon, you need to give me a chance."
  1495. >She blushes and then looks very nervous
  1496. >"Um uuuuh Rarity...I don't know what say n-next..."
  1497. >Rarity calmly finishes for her
  1498. >"You just don't know you love her yet Anon."
  1499. Okay this whole cheesy romance stuff needs to stop. There's no way I'm gonna have to listen to this all night am I?
  1500. >Fluttershy cradles your cheeks in her hooves
  1501. >"One night of passion and romance..."
  1502. >"And a lifetime of love..."
  1503. >"Ummm how was that Rarity?"
  1504. >"Marvelous, dear."
  1505. >It's gonna be a long night...
  1506. >An hour later and you're all dressed in fancy clothing
  1507. >At the train station
  1508. >Maybe you can convince them not to take you
  1509. >Well Rarity at least
  1510. >Fluttershy keeps offering to have your hold her by a wing
  1511. >Probably the closest thing you can get to holding hands
  1512. >Idea
  1513. >Agree to hold Fluttershy's wing
  1514. >Rarity looks happy
  1515. >Pick your nose roughly and obviously
  1516. >Wipe snot on Fluttershy's wing
  1517. >Rarity looks pissed
  1518. >Fluttershy looks shocked and a little hurt
  1519. >But then she gets a thoughtful look
  1520. >You know that look
  1521. >Rarity speaks up
  1522. >"That's it Anon! You are just too rude, and inconsiderate to-"
  1523. >You tune her out
  1524. >You're mentally celebrating that you won't have to deal with these two anymore today
  1525. >Suddenly feel something gooey on your hands
  1526. >Fluttershy is picking her nostrils and wiping the snot on your hands
  1527. >Rarity looks mortified
  1528. >Before you can react Fluttershy puts some snot on her tongue and then flies up to you
  1529. >Oh god!
  1530. >Wraps her hooves around your head
  1531. >Shoves her tongue down your throat
  1532. >She adds extra saliva
  1533. >It's running down your mouth
  1534. >Shudder
  1535. Eeeeeeeew!
  1536. >Fluttershy looks apologetic
  1537. >"So snot and boogers aren't your fetish?"
  1538. No!
  1539. >Rarity looks like she's about to faint
  1540. >She comes to her senses
  1541. >She suddenly smiles evilly
  1542. >"I see Anon, you're trying to play on my aversion to disgusting things"
  1543. >"And since my dear Fluttershy seems so dedicated to you...to do that ...*shudder*..you're definitely coming with us now."
  1544. >Scream as she uses her magic to drag you into the train
  1545. >The train is about to set off
  1546. Wait stop the train!
  1547. >Rarity laughs
  1548. >"Oh no Darling, there are no brakes on this train."
  1549.  
  1550. >The train ride was going to take all day
  1551. >And you're considering jumping out a window at this point
  1552. >As punishment for being "inconsiderate, brutish, and disgusting" Rarity has unleashed the Fluttershy on you
  1553. >Basically she's encouraging yellow pone's fetish guessing for the remainder of trip
  1554. >Rarity packed a lot of bags and so they have a lot work with
  1555. >First class so you each have your own rooms
  1556. >Fluttershy enters the room bashfully with a dark scandily bondage clad outfit
  1557. >Probably not real leather
  1558. >She has a whip in her mouth
  1559. >She drops it to speak to you
  1560. >"I'm um going to d-d-dominate you n-now Anon..."
  1561. >"So, show me that um butt slave, if that's okay with you...."
  1562. Wasn't that one of the first fetishes you ever tried on me?
  1563. >"Oh..."
  1564. >She turns around and calls out
  1565. >"He didn't like that one either Rarity!"
  1566. >Realize something
  1567. Hey Rarity! I know you packed a lot of stuff with you, but what would you need that outfit for?
  1568. >She calls back
  1569. >"Shut up, Anon!"
  1570. >Fluttershy exits the room
  1571. >Two minutes later and she's back with a rubber latex suit
  1572. >It squeaks more than her
  1573. >She pounces you and rubs herself on you
  1574. >"Do you like the sensation, mister?"
  1575. Nope
  1576. >She runs off again
  1577. >Check the time
  1578. >Trip isn't even 1/3 done
  1579. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  1580. >Fluttershy comes back with a glass of water
  1581. >Pours it on your head and herself
  1582. UUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  1583. >"Eep!"
  1584. >She runs off
  1585.  
  1586. >It's night now, and the train ride is FINALLY
  1587. over
  1588. >You're going to need some bleach when you get home
  1589. >The 3 of you are going to be staying in one hotel room
  1590. >You'll worry about that later
  1591. >You're all walking towards the castle area
  1592. >It's gonna be outdoor and indoor party
  1593. >It's apparently where that Gala is hosted or something
  1594. >Meh
  1595. >All the fancy ponies are going all "I, say!" and shit when you walk by
  1596. >Not used to humans here you guess
  1597. >Some douchey looking stallion makes some remark
  1598. >"That thing needs to be on a leash..."
  1599. >Rarity huffs but doesn't mind
  1600. >You don't really give a shit
  1601. >Fluttershy looks upset
  1602. >"That's not very nice!"
  1603. >"Just let it go dear."
  1604. >"Anon is special, not something to be reviled!"
  1605. >"And he doesn't belong on a leash!"
  1606. >Feel flattered
  1607. >Fluttershy is actually sweet from time to time
  1608. >"Well unless he wanted to be on a leash..."
  1609. >She blushes
  1610. >And then there's that...
  1611. >Arrive at the party
  1612. >First thing you notice at the buffet
  1613. >There's fish
  1614. >Some meat!
  1615. >Finally
  1616. >Fluttershy used to be your meat provider when you first arrived in Equestria
  1617. >But you stopped going to her when she asked you to be her meat provider\
  1618. >Chowing down on fish
  1619. >Some griffon is too
  1620. >Rarity rushes over to you
  1621. >"Anon, shouldn't you be a gentlecolt and offer your lovely date some food?"
  1622. >Fluttershy waves and smiles
  1623. My date? That's just Fluttershy-ulp!
  1624. >Rarity uses her magic to tug sharply on your tie
  1625. *urp* You've made your point
  1626. >Rarity motions for you all to sit at some table
  1627. >Forces you to bring plates of food for the 3 of you
  1628. >Rarity got some salad
  1629. >You got more fish
  1630. >And Fluttershy got spaghetti of course
  1631. >Some servant passes by and offers you all a glass of wine
  1632. Sure
  1633. >Rarity nods
  1634. >Fluttershy is about to say no
  1635. >But then she seems to remember something
  1636. >"Anon, remember when you said nothing got you harder-"
  1637. >Oh no! And she's eating spaghetti again too!
  1638. >Repress those memories
  1639. >Repress them good
  1640. >A drunk Fluttershy is not something you are willing to deal with
  1641. She's not much of a drinker
  1642. >This seems to work and the servant goes away
  1643. >Rarity starts up some conversation
  1644. >"So? When did you two realize you were meant for each other?"
  1645. >Roll your eyes
  1646. >Don't bother to say you aren't a couple
  1647. >Fluttershy smiles
  1648. >This should be good
  1649. >Fluttershy looks warmly into your eyes
  1650. >"Well when I first saw anon, he reminded me of my cute animals..."
  1651. >"I was a bit shy to approach so I followed him, watching."
  1652. >"He was sometimes a bit reckless, and maybe a bit stubborn."
  1653. >"But every time I observed him he was resourceful, and strong, despite being all alone in this world."
  1654. >"He is so kind like me underneath it all, I came to know the real Anon by watching."
  1655. >"I understand him, even if he doesn't know or want to admit it."
  1656. >She then speaks directly to you
  1657. >"I remember the day you saved Angel..."
  1658. >"I was finally ready to confess my feelings to you"
  1659. >She sighs
  1660. >"But you said I was a pony, and left me."
  1661. >"I wasn't sad me for though..."
  1662. >"I was sad for you."
  1663. >"You went home that day with no one to love you."
  1664. >"Anon, you are so beautiful and so kind, and yet you won't let anyp0ny get close..."
  1665. >She leans closer to you
  1666. >"And it breaks my heart, that you let yourself be alone."
  1667. >"Sometimes I think I love you more than you love yourself..."
  1668. >She strokes your face
  1669. >Move away
  1670. >Not sure how to feel
  1671. >Awkward silence
  1672. >Rarity clears her throat
  1673. >"So...Anon?"
  1674. >"When did you realize Fluttershy is the one?"
  1675. She's not the one...
  1676. >Rarity tsks
  1677. >"Well tonight we're here to fix that"
  1678. >Good luck with that Rarity...
  1679. >"Oh? Is that music I hear? Couples always should dance at these events!"
  1680. >Rarity almost literally drags the two of you outside
  1681. >Some orchestra is playing some slow smooth music
  1682. >Slow dance
  1683. >Still don't want to dance with Fluttershy
  1684. >She'll find someway to screw it up
  1685. >Look to Fluttershy
  1686. >Seems like she's not down with it either
  1687. >Lot of ponies
  1688. >And she's well...shy
  1689. >"R-rarity? Maybe we can skip dancing..."
  1690. >"Nonsense! What couple doesn't dance!"
  1691. >"Yes but-"
  1692. >"You said you wanted a night of romance and to properly court Anon."
  1693. >"Well, um yes..."
  1694. >"Think of it as something that will win Anon's heart."
  1695. >Not really....
  1696. >"Something that will light in him that love you're looking for."
  1697. >"So, dancing is like his fetish?"
  1698. >Rarity rolls her eyes and seems a bit stumped by that
  1699. >She sighs
  1700. >"If you want to call it that, then yes it's hi-"
  1701. >Before she can finish Fluttershy flies up behind you and wraps her hooves around your armpits
  1702. >She drags you to the dance area in 10 seconds flat
  1703. >Fluttershy sets you down
  1704. >Your physical differences are going to make this awkward
  1705. >Fluttershy wraps her forehooves around your waist
  1706. >She balances herself on her hind legs
  1707. >You put your hands on her withers
  1708. >Starts off a little awkwardly
  1709. >But you and her begin to find a speed and
  1710. pace that is comfortable for the both of you
  1711. >Sure she accidentally stepped on your feet a few times and kept apologizing, but it could be worse
  1712. >As soon as you finish that thought Fluttershy looks up at you with bedroom eyes
  1713. >She then nuzzles your crotch
  1714. >Try to ignore it as a weird moment
  1715. >But then after another few seconds she does it longer
  1716. >Narrow your eyes at her
  1717. >She doesn't seem to notice
  1718. >She nuzzles you crotch again, but doesn't stop this time
  1719. >You get a boner
  1720. >Now you're pissed
  1721. >Don't want to cause a scene
  1722. >Whisper
  1723. Fluttershy what the hell are you doing?!
  1724. >"Isn't this your fetish Anon?"
  1725. >"Rarity said it was"
  1726. No she didn't. She said it was similar because you can't seem to grasp the concept of romance...
  1727. >She gets closer to you
  1728. >Now basically dry humping you
  1729. >Rubs your ass with her wings
  1730. >Continues nuzzling
  1731. Stop
  1732. >Look to Rarity
  1733. >Give Rarity your best "you see this shit?" look you can muster
  1734. >Rarity just looks at the scene and d'aaaaws
  1735. >Thanks Rarity
  1736. >Fluttershy looks up at you again
  1737. >"I don't um see anything wrong with a l-little bump and grind Anon..."
  1738. I do
  1739. >Try to leave but Fluttershy's grip on you has restricted your movement
  1740. Let go
  1741. >She goes back to nuzzling your crotch
  1742. >Idea
  1743. Everyone is watching
  1744. >She gasps loudly
  1745. >She stumbles and you both trip
  1746. >Now everyone really is watching
  1747. >Some ponies begin laughing at her
  1748. >Some whisper things to each other
  1749. >"It was bad enough she brought that...thing with her...but now she's treating this event as a joke? What a tramp."
  1750. >"Who invited that strange mare?"
  1751. >"Wasn't she the psycho who ruined the Gala?"
  1752. >"I bet she has tail extensions..."
  1753. >Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a nervous breakdown
  1754. >You feel a bit protective of her now for some reason
  1755. >You don't know why...stupid Fluttershy
  1756. >For some reason you've come to like her a bit better this past week, but she's still her...
  1757. >Still this is too cruel to poor ol' butterfly butt
  1758. >Besides, only you can insult Fluttershy
  1759. >Well, because you always have a good reason to you guess
  1760. Everyone shut up!
  1761. >"Everp0ny! Watch your grammar you weird thing!"
  1762. Yeah yeah! Look you snobs have no right to be mean to her!
  1763. She's the element of kindness you know.
  1764. If it weren't for her you wouldn't be here insulting her!
  1765. Hell, if you were in her position you wouldn't see her do the same to you!
  1766. I mean sure, sometimes she's a bit creepy, and she wouldn't know some social cues if it walked up behind her and bit her on th-
  1767. >Rarity gives you a look
  1768. >Oops
  1769. What I'm saying here is that she's a sweet kind mare who doesn't deserve any of this!
  1770. She's always going out of her way to help!
  1771. She gives great massages!
  1772. And she's my....
  1773. >Fluttershy looks at you hopefully
  1774. >She's blushing intensely
  1775. ...Best friend!
  1776. >Thanks Pinkie
  1777. >Fluttershy sighs a little sadly, but smiles afterwards
  1778. >Everyone looks ashamed and begins to apologize to her
  1779. >You both walk off
  1780. >Rarity looks ecstatic
  1781. >She's hopping up and down
  1782. >"Oh Anon! You were such a gentlecolt!"
  1783. >You blush but then huff and turn away
  1784. I just felt bad for her that's all
  1785. >It was a mistake to turn your head away
  1786. >Because now you're being kissed by...
  1787. >Well take 3 guesses
  1788. >Her tongue invades every inch of your mouth
  1789. >Turn your head sharply and break the kiss
  1790. >Spit
  1791. Uuuuugh
  1792. >Fluttershy flutters back down to the ground
  1793. >Rarity giggles
  1794. >"Oh you know you liked it Anon."
  1795. Whatever....
  1796. >Fluttershy sticks very close to you
  1797. >She's gushing like crazy
  1798. >"Thank you so much Anon!"
  1799. >"See Rarity? This is why I love him!"
  1800. >She flies up to your eye level again for another kiss but you dodge it
  1801. >She smiles sheepishly and flutters back down to the ground
  1802. >Digs a hoof nervously at the ground
  1803. >"Sorry..."
  1804. >The rest of the party goes normally
  1805. >Small talk
  1806. >It's nice
  1807. >And normal
  1808. >Soon the party is over
  1809. >You're all at the hotel now
  1810. >Two beds
  1811. >Thank goodness
  1812. >As you all settle down to go to bed they both look at you expectantly
  1813. What?
  1814. >Rarity smiles
  1815. >"Well aren't you going to let her sleep with you?"
  1816. We're not a couple or anything...
  1817. >"B-b-but I thought you just became one! All of the signs! They were there!"
  1818. >Fluttershy hides behind her mane and whimpers
  1819. >Head off to sleep
  1820. You two can share a bed...
  1821. >Rarity growls
  1822. >"Don't worry Fluttershy, you did everything you could. Some things just aren't meant to be."
  1823. >Fluttershy starts hyperventilating
  1824. >"But I've tried to hard! I was sure this would be the night..."
  1825. >Rarity puts a reassuring hoof around her
  1826. >"And nop0ny is denying you did your best."
  1827. >Fluttershy is shaking
  1828. >"There has to be some way...there has to..."
  1829. >Sigh
  1830. >Head off to bed and sleep
  1831. >In the middle of the night you somewhat wake up
  1832. >Feel a weight on your chest
  1833. >Hear sobbing
  1834. >It's Fluttershy she doesn't seem to realize you're awake
  1835. >Close your eyes
  1836. >"Don't wake up Anon, sweetheart please don't..."
  1837. >She plants a kiss on your cheek
  1838. >"J-just let me pretend that tonight was the night...."
  1839. >She whispers in your ear
  1840. >"Let me have that much, my love."
  1841. >She then kisses you on the lips
  1842. >Slowly inserts her tongue into your mouth
  1843. >You would interrupt now, but you feel too bad for her to do so
  1844. >Her tongue delicately pushes it's way into your mouth
  1845. >It begins caressing your tongue and teeth
  1846. >Lasts for several seconds
  1847. >She pulls back and strokes your face
  1848. >"I love you *snf* so much.and more than life itself"
  1849. >"I wish you c-could see that *snf*"
  1850. >"We w-would live together at my cottage, and I would care for you..."
  1851. >Kisses your cheek again
  1852. >"Teach *snf* you about how to care for the animals"
  1853. >Nuzzles the crook of your neck
  1854. >"I-I can't give up on you Anon"
  1855. >"I won't give up..."
  1856. >Hugs you tightly
  1857. >Heads back to her bed
  1858. >Several moments pass
  1859. >You feel a tear run down your eye
  1860. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1861. End part 5
  1862.  
  1863. Finale
  1864. >Man this has been a rough week
  1865. >Fluttershy has spent this week pulling out everything she had with the help of her friends
  1866. >It started off as just another one of her attempts plus some support
  1867. >But each one got stranger, and more desperate
  1868. >You've "defeated" them all though
  1869. >And yet....
  1870. >You don't feel as satisfied as you thought you would.
  1871. >The train ride back home was...awkward.
  1872. >You're not sure what will happen now
  1873. >You've just now woken up in your home
  1874. >Hear a knocking on the door
  1875. >Not sure if you should answer
  1876. >You used to try and ignore it back in the day
  1877. >But Fluttershy can stay outside your house for at least an hour
  1878.  
  1879. >May as well deal with it now
  1880. >Answer the door
  1881. >Fluttershy
  1882. Who did you bring with you this time?
  1883. >Fluttershy shakes her head
  1884. >"I didn't bring anyp0ny else."
  1885. >"It's always been about just you and I..."
  1886. >She looks at you more confidently
  1887. >"That's why, I have to do this alone."
  1888. I don't want to have to keep rejecting you.
  1889. Lately it's become distressing for me too.
  1890. >She looks at you sympathetically
  1891. >Almost like she feels bad for making you feel bad
  1892. Don't look at me like that...
  1893. >Her look only becomes more sympathetic
  1894. >Facepalm
  1895. Okay, so do you have a fetish this time?
  1896. >She shakes her head
  1897. Are you going to try and rape me?
  1898. >Shudder
  1899. >She shakes her head
  1900. Then what?
  1901. >"I just want to know ...w-why you don't love me."
  1902. Where do I begin? You are awkward and obsessive. You won't let me be in peace, and you're always trying to guess my fetish.
  1903. >She doesn't say anything so you keep going
  1904. Also you're a pony.
  1905. >Fluttershy takes a deep breath
  1906. >Silence for a moment
  1907. Well?
  1908. >"That's why I want to find your fetish...so you can look past me being a pony..."
  1909. That's not something normal to do though...it's annoying.
  1910. >"But I have to! This isn't just about me!"
  1911. >"It's about you too! I love you and I don't want to see you alone. It hurts me, anon! I'd prefer you be with somep0ny else than be alone!"
  1912. >This is going nowhere
  1913. Okay, okay! Look, it's not just about you being a pony. Remember, I find you awkward and creepy.
  1914. >"I-I just can't ever find the right words to express to you. I don't know how to express myself to you. It's so hard..."
  1915. >She smiles suddenly
  1916. >"That's why I want you to teach me."
  1917. >"Just for today. Show me how to act."
  1918. >Should you go through with this?
  1919. I know I'm gonna regret this....but okay.
  1920. Maybe if I can get you acting normally you'll give up
  1921. >She giggles
  1922. >"I'm never giving up Anon."
  1923. >Of course
  1924. >After agreeing you both say nothing for a bit
  1925. So? What are we going to do? While I erm..coach you.
  1926. >"Well, I'm going to be visiting all my friends today. I have errands to do with each of them."
  1927. They aren't going to be "helping" you are they?
  1928. >"Oh no. I promise Anon."
  1929. >"Cross my heart hope to fly. Stick a cupcake in my eye."
  1930. Alright, lead the way.
  1931. >You start walking in the direction of Twilight's library
  1932. >While you walk you notice Fluttershy staring at your crotch
  1933. Okay for starters. Stop that.
  1934. >She's not paying attention
  1935. >Snap your fingers
  1936. >"Oh!"
  1937. >She blushes
  1938. So tell me. Why did you stare at my crotch?
  1939. >"Well...I'm um attracted to you, and I want to show you that I am."
  1940. >"Some animals make displays to show they're interested. That's...um mine."
  1941. But I already know you're attracted. And it pisses me off. It makes you seem desperate and with no self control.
  1942. We aren't animals either.
  1943. >"Sorry! It's just that I have trouble acting with ponies and I'm great with animals so-"
  1944. I get it. That's still lame though.
  1945. >Knock on library door
  1946. >She hangs her head
  1947. Cheer up. I'm glad we talked about it. Just don't do it anymore okay?
  1948. >She nods
  1949. >Spike answers the door
  1950. >Fluttershy and you enter the the library
  1951. >"I'm here to get some books, sorry if it might take a while."
  1952. It's fine.
  1953. >"And I'm returning this."
  1954. >She uses her wing to open her saddle bag
  1955. >Pulls out "The Big Book of Fetishes"
  1956. WOOOOOT! Finally!
  1957. >Okay that was dickish
  1958. >...When did you get so soft?
  1959. >Fluttershy doesn't seem to mind
  1960. >She goes off with Spike to get her books
  1961. >Twillight glares at you
  1962. >Probably made too much noise
  1963. >"What are you doing here Anon?"
  1964. >Trying to get Fluttershy to function like a normal pony
  1965. >You want to say
  1966. >Too mean...
  1967. "Helping Fluttershy."
  1968. >"You know Anon I think you have a crush on her."
  1969. No
  1970. >"Well..."
  1971. >She levitates some book from a shelf
  1972. >"This book details all the signs of someone with a crush."
  1973. >Blush
  1974. >"One, you become flustered when confronted with these feelings."
  1975. Shut up!
  1976. >Blush harder
  1977. >Twiddle your fingers
  1978. >Vaguely remember you becoming flustered after the squid attack, after almost kissing Fluttershy in cloudsdale, and other times.
  1979. >Just one sign...
  1980. >But it wasn't because of a crush!
  1981. >"Two, you sometimes fantasize about potential situations with that certain somep0ny."
  1982. >You only imagined what a wedding with her would be like to motivate you against Applejack!
  1983. >"Three, you're rude to hide these emotions, but become upset when others are rude to that somep0ny."
  1984. >You pitied her in Canterlot! That's all!
  1985. Hey! All of these only vaguely fit!
  1986. >Twilight gets a smug look
  1987. >"Four, finding multiple moments that apply to anything on the list, no matter how vague."
  1988. >"If you weren't crushing you wouldn't have applied anything on the list. Even vaguely."
  1989. AAAAARGH!
  1990. >Fluttershy notices your distress
  1991. >"Is something wrong Anon?"
  1992. >"I have all my books..."
  1993. You said your friends wouldn't help.
  1994. >Fluttershy looks confused
  1995. >"They aren't. I didn't ask them to."
  1996. >She looks into your eyes with a smile
  1997. >Seems like she's not lying
  1998. Let's just go see Dash now...
  1999. >As you walk to Dash's house Fluttershy begins talking about things she'd like to do with you...
  2000. >Sexually and over the top romance stuff
  2001. >"Oh Mister, I just want to embrace you, and run my tail along your backside."
  2002. Fluttershy...
  2003. >"And then I'll give you a massage like you love..."
  2004. >"*Squee*"
  2005. Fluttershy
  2006. >"Oh! And then I'll massage your front!" >"Especially that hot-"
  2007. Fluttershy!
  2008. >"Sorry! Sorry! Please don't be mad at me!"
  2009. Fluttershy let's talk about normal stuff please.
  2010. This is something I'm teaching you.
  2011. >Fluttershy shuffles around nervously
  2012. >"Well sometimes I can talk about other stuff with you...but.."
  2013. >She whimpers
  2014. >"It's hard..."
  2015. I like it when you talk about your animals. It's actually kind of cool that you can talk to them...
  2016. >She brightens up
  2017. >"Really!?"
  2018. >"Oh! Would you like to meet one of my little friends?"
  2019. >She sings a little tune
  2020. >A bunny comes out of nowhere
  2021. >"Say hello to Fluffy."
  2022. ...Hi Fluffy.
  2023. >It bites you
  2024. >She gasps
  2025. >"Fluffy!"
  2026. >She lectures it
  2027. >The whole thing is rather cute
  2028. >Fuck that bunny though
  2029. >"Are you going to be okay?"
  2030. Yeah
  2031. >See Dash's cloud house
  2032. Hey Dash over here!
  2033. >Dash rushes out of the house
  2034. >Has a turtle on her back
  2035. What's with the turtle?
  2036. >"Tortoise"
  2037. >Fluttershy corrects you
  2038. Whatever
  2039. >Dash looks confused and annoyed to see you here
  2040. >"Why are you here?"
  2041. >"I thought Fluttershy wasn't worth your time."
  2042. >Ignore her
  2043. >Flutteshy takes the tortoise and pulls some medical stuff out of her saddlebags.
  2044. >She seems like a totally different pony now
  2045. >She does a check up on the the tortoise
  2046. >Gives it shots
  2047. >All that sort of stuff
  2048. >"He's healthy as can be."
  2049. >Dash looks happy, and gives Fluttershy a lot of bits
  2050. >"Oh no, Dash I couldn't."
  2051. >"Yes you can, I don't want to mooch."
  2052. >She takes the bits
  2053. >Dash turns to you
  2054. >Flies up
  2055. >And kicks you in the nose
  2056. >"That's for your behavior at Cloudsdale!"
  2057. >"And she's worth more than you, she makes more bits than you do in a month!"
  2058. Yeah thanks Dash....
  2059. >Nose starts bleeding
  2060. >Fluttershy glares at Dash
  2061. >She rushes over to you
  2062. >"Anon you're hurt!"
  2063. It's nothing. Let's go...
  2064. >As you walk away with Fluttershy she becomes more insistent
  2065. >"Anon, you're hurt..."
  2066. >She gives you a more forceful and serious look
  2067. >Oh boy...
  2068. Who cares?
  2069. >"I do."
  2070. >Keep walking
  2071. >Rarity and Pinkie will be at Sugarcube corner according to Fluttershy
  2072. >Some more walking
  2073. >"Anon..."
  2074. No
  2075. >As you face away from Fluttershy she tackles you
  2076. >"This is for your own good, mister."
  2077. >Flips you over
  2078. >Plants kisses on your neck
  2079. >Nuzzles you down to your waist
  2080. >She has a cloth and some bottle
  2081. >Chloroform?!
  2082. >Panic
  2083. >"Ah, ah hold still mister."
  2084. >Pins you with a hoof
  2085. >With her mouth, wing and other hoof she gets the cloth lightly soaked in the liquid
  2086. >Puts it to your nose
  2087. >"This might sting for a moment so um..."
  2088. >She rubs your crotch with a hindhoof
  2089. >Expect to pass out now
  2090. >It only stings
  2091. >Wait....
  2092. You're treating the wound...
  2093. Oh yeah, duh I assumed the worst.
  2094. >Fluttershy turns her head in confusion
  2095. I thought you were going to rape me
  2096. >"Oh..."
  2097. It's because you're forceful with me. Sure I didn't want the wound treated, but at least tell me why it should be treated in detail.
  2098. >"Oh okay..."
  2099. Thanks though.
  2100. >She smiles
  2101. Also don't feel me up in the future
  2102. >She stops smiling
  2103. >Some time later you arrive at Sugarcube Corner
  2104. >Arrive at Sugarcube Corner
  2105. So what are we doing here?
  2106. >"We're just stopping by to say hello and eat."
  2107. Rarity probably wants to shove something up my ass after what happened in Canterlot.
  2108. >"Oh my, Anon she wouldn't do that...."
  2109. You got a strapon from her bags on the train ride to Canterlot. Why would she pack a strap on?!
  2110. >"That Darling, is and never will be any of your business."
  2111. >Realize you're both in Sugarcube Corner now
  2112. I still say you're into some kinky stuff Rarity...
  2113. >Pinkie pops out from behind the counter scaring the ever loving shit out of you
  2114. >"So! How are you best friends doing?"
  2115. Shes not-
  2116. >Pinkie has a cupcake ready to shove in your mouth
  2117. >Son of a bitch
  2118. We're fine...
  2119. >Fluttershy grins
  2120. >"I'm here to order a few sweets for my best friend and I."
  2121. >Sometime later
  2122. >Assortment of a bunch of pastries
  2123. >Eat
  2124. >Fluttershy isn't eating
  2125. >She takes a cupcake in her mouth
  2126. >And forces it into your mouth
  2127. >What the hell?!
  2128. >Swallow cupcake
  2129. >She already has another one
  2130. >Forces that one down your throat as well
  2131. >Swallow it quickly
  2132. Stop!
  2133. >Pinkie giggles
  2134. >"What's wrong Anon? She's only doing a nice thing for you."
  2135. You damn well know wh-
  2136. >Fluttershy mouth feeds you more pastries
  2137. >Crumbs and goop are getting everywhere
  2138. >Crumbs ...and goop!
  2139. Rarity! Isn't this gross?! Help!
  2140. >Rarity just smiles
  2141. >"Oh what was that? I like kinky things apparently. This looks pretty kinky.."
  2142. >Fucking Rarity
  2143. >Pinkie smiles
  2144. >"We aren't supposed to help you either. A Pinkie Promise is a Pinkie Promise."
  2145. >God damn it
  2146. >Fucking Pinkie Pie
  2147. >Fluttershy seems oblivious to the whole thing
  2148. >She's now basically just french kissing you with half eating pastries
  2149. >Grossed out
  2150. >Spit out the pastries on her
  2151. Fluttershy!
  2152. >Fucking Fluttershy
  2153. >"Oh! Is something wrong?"
  2154. >....
  2155. What are you doing?
  2156. >"Something nice for you."
  2157. Did you ask first?
  2158. >"No...but it wasn't a fetish, or..um sex...and I love you s-so..."
  2159. We have to be in a relationship to get that physical at all.
  2160. >She squeaks silently
  2161. >Her ears flatten
  2162. Look I know you want to do romance...but..it's a two person thing.
  2163. Besides, you can still do nice things for me. Just not romantic nice things...
  2164. >"T-there's so much things I can't do..."
  2165. >She pouts
  2166. >Rarity and Pinkie d'aaaw
  2167. Ugh, let's go...
  2168. >Your next destination is Town Hall
  2169. >Applejack is doing community service there to pay off the property damage she causes
  2170. >Fluttershy has promised to help her for an hour everyday as apology for getting her mixed up in her schemes
  2171. >As you make your way there you notice Fluttershy still pouting
  2172. Okay, what if we did become a couple?
  2173. >She squees and flutters her wings
  2174. What if I did it out of pity huh?
  2175. >"I wouldn't want that...I want you to love me back."
  2176. Would you know though?
  2177. >"Of course I would, I know you well enough to know when you feel love for me..."
  2178. >Don't like the sound of that
  2179. >Is she referring to the fact that you get flustered wh-
  2180. >Fucking Twilight
  2181. Okay fair enough, but do you ever want foals?
  2182. >She nods
  2183. We can't have foals
  2184. >She kicks her hoof nervously
  2185. >"We could always adopt. I love you, that won't stop me."
  2186. Do you even know if your animals will like me?
  2187. >Fluttershy looks upset
  2188. >"Why?! Why with all the excuses? Why aren't you willing to try Anon?"
  2189. Who said I was even considering?!
  2190. >"Hooooo, lovers quarrel? You two took your sweet time getting here."
  2191. >Notice you two have already arrived
  2192. Last I checked Applejack, your whole marriage thing didn't work. The fact that we're here proves it
  2193. >Grin smugly
  2194.  
  2195. >Town Hall was banged up pretty badly
  2196. >You three are tearing down some of it because it has to go in order to add some new stuff
  2197. >As you begin demolishing some of Town Hall Applejack wonders about your presence here
  2198. >"If you aint lovers then why are you here"
  2199. I'm trying to teach Fluttershy to act like a NORMAL pony around me
  2200. >You break a few beams
  2201. >For the first time Fluttershy looks mad at you
  2202. >"Oh nothing Applejack, he's just trying to teach me to not love him!"
  2203. >"And it's NOT working!"
  2204. >She breaks more of Town Hall than was necessary
  2205. >"Uh Sugarcube..."
  2206. They're perfectly REASONABLE demands of how to act around me!
  2207. You wouldn't mouth feed Applejack food would you?
  2208. >In your anger you wreck up more of Town Hall than was necessary as well
  2209. >"Anon it's too much-"
  2210. >Fluttershy was wrecking nearly everything around her now
  2211. >"It's because I LOVE you Anon."
  2212. Well I DON'T!
  2213. >You're also now demolishing things you don't need to now
  2214. >"BOTH OF Y'ALL STOP!"
  2215. >You both stop, your rages subside
  2216. >"Ya both made more work for me!"
  2217. >"Just go!"
  2218. >The both of you leave, your heads hanging in shame
  2219. >"Fucking Fluttershy. Fucking Anon."
  2220. >Silence
  2221. >Awkward silence
  2222. >Neither of you have said anything to each other since leaving
  2223. >Fluttershy is shaking and hiding behind her mane
  2224. >You've been following her
  2225. >Don't know why
  2226. >At her cottage now
  2227. >Should probably go home
  2228. >"Y-you don't love yourself...."
  2229. >"That hurts me Anon...."
  2230. I'm no self pitying jerk, but no, I don't. I don't love anything...
  2231. >"Don't say that...*snf* don't...."
  2232. Look, you're making me feel bad here. Don't cry. I'm not worth loving.
  2233. >"You are worth loving."
  2234. I'm not...
  2235. >"You are, *snf* mister."
  2236. I'm not.
  2237. >"You are!"
  2238. We can do this all day...
  2239. >And you do
  2240. >Until your voices are hoarse
  2241. >And you're both tired
  2242. I'm...n-not
  2243. >"Y-you are..."
  2244. >It's late at night now
  2245. >Fluttershy gets you and her water
  2246. >You down it
  2247. >You're tired and a little out of it
  2248. You know, you're kind of cute. Go find a stallion.Someone who isn't me and is your species.
  2249. >"You think I'm cute?"
  2250. >She smiles
  2251. Um! No! Don't get any ideas!
  2252. >You feel a blush coming on
  2253. >Sign number one
  2254. >"Oh...okay."
  2255. >You're both sitting on the couch now
  2256. >Standing up is tiring
  2257. >It's a tight fit though
  2258. >"Anon I can't just let you go on living, and not loving yourself.."
  2259. Well I can, and that's what matters.
  2260. >"No, this is just like the nosebleed you had..."
  2261. >"I want and need to help you"
  2262. I don't need help. I don't need fetishes. I don't need anything!
  2263. >"I want you to love youtself....um even if we don't get together...in some way..."
  2264. >"Maybe I can give you a massage everyday, or pay for your food, ...make your life easier.."
  2265. >"Anything...just love yourself..."
  2266. >You remember her saying if you lived with her she could massage you everyday
  2267. >If there's one thing you consistently like about Fluttershy, it's her massages
  2268. >You could imagine waking up everyday, and have her get rid of all the tension
  2269. >Then she'd probably do something really awkward and make you want to leave the room like always....
  2270. >Ugh
  2271. >And then she'll offer to cook you something, and she'll find some way to turn it into something sex related
  2272. >Fucking Fluttershy
  2273. >You know that's exactly how it'll go to...
  2274. >Wait why are you thinking so much about this?!
  2275. >Sign Two
  2276. >"Anon, are you alright?"
  2277. I'm fine! And I'm also fine emotionally, mentally and physically!
  2278. >"No you're not Anon! Don't lie!"
  2279. Ugh! Just give up on me!
  2280. >"No!"
  2281. >"You don't give up on the ones you love!"
  2282. That's so corny and lame! You're lame!
  2283. >"I know you don't mean that Anon."
  2284. >Sigh
  2285. I do! I really do!
  2286. >Angel is woken up by the commotion
  2287. >Wants you two to be quiet
  2288. >Hops over to Fluttershy and tugs on her mane
  2289. >"Not now Angel, momma's helping a very special-eep!"
  2290. >He tugs harder
  2291. >He's pissing you off
  2292. >Pick him up and put him back into his little nest area
  2293. Go.Back.To.Sleep.
  2294. >Glare
  2295. >Go back to the couch
  2296. >Sign 3
  2297. >Signs?!
  2298. >Signs!!?!
  2299. >You've been applying signs!?
  2300. >That's sign 4!
  2301. >That's all of them!
  2302. >While this is going through your head
  2303. >Fluttershy is studying you
  2304. >"Anon...."
  2305. >"Maybe...you don't know what love is..."
  2306. >"You understand it, but not on a personal level...."
  2307. >You don't respond
  2308. >You're burying your hands in your head
  2309. Who cares? Oh right, you do, you always do...
  2310. >She's possibly right...
  2311. >You feel something about Fluttershy that's for sure
  2312. >It's unfamiliar
  2313. >And you don't like it
  2314. >And part of you does!
  2315. >Worst of all
  2316. >It won't go away!
  2317. >This is Fluttershy we're talking about
  2318. >You feel a hoof stroke your arm
  2319. >You look into those eyes
  2320. >Those teal eyes that you've learned to dread, are now looking like your only sense of clarity in this world
  2321. Fluttershy...I'm feeling something. I've got a feel. I don't know what it is...and I don't know why I'm just now realizing it.
  2322. >Fluttershy smiles a little more
  2323. I want....
  2324. >You begin shaking
  2325. >Fighting tears
  2326. I want you to teach me....
  2327. >She starts tearing up
  2328. >She pulls you into a kiss
  2329. >It surprised you at first
  2330. >But you don't resist
  2331. >Her tongue is caressing you, and almost beckoning you to kiss back
  2332. >It takes a few moments, but you slowly begin to use your tongue
  2333. >You're still not entirely sure about kissing a pony this way
  2334. >But you find yourself less worried about her being a pony with every second
  2335. >Fluttershy is quickly picking up the pace, her tongue is now exploring every inch of your mouth
  2336. >The part inside of you that still hesitates has your tongue involuntarily trying to push her's out
  2337. >But it's only strengthens her kiss
  2338. >This turns it into a long passionate kiss
  2339. >You both need air
  2340. >You break the kiss first
  2341. >After you've just barely caught your breaths
  2342. >She pulls you into another kiss
  2343. >It's longer
  2344. >And she doesn't hold back
  2345. >Shes moaning lowly
  2346. >You lose all hesitation at this point
  2347. >You caress her lips with your own
  2348. >You kiss back with everything you've got
  2349. >This time she breaks the kiss
  2350. >"I love you Anon."
  2351. I...
  2352. I love you Fluttershy.
  2353. >Somewhere off in the distance Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow and Pinkie Pie are all hiding behind a hill overlooking the cottage
  2354. >They're all looking through binoculars, well Rarity has opera binoculars
  2355. >"Aaaaw isn't this exciting!? We can throw these two a new couples party and both will be super duper happy!"
  2356. >"Heh, well Fluttershy will. Anon's always kind of well...Anon."
  2357. >Rainbow Dash adds
  2358. >Twilight laughs at this
  2359. >"Oh my, what are they doing now?"
  2360. >Rarity seems shocked
  2361. >"Hahaha! Yeehaw! I knew he liked it rough!"
  2362.  
  2363. >6 months later
  2364.  
  2365. Dear Princess Celestia,
  2366. It's been a while since my life changed for the better. When I first came here no one loved me, and I loved no one. But that all changed from the help of a very special mare. She's not perfect, and neither am I, and along the way we may have done some things we regret. But through it all she never gave up on me, even when I had long ago given up on myself. I've learned that sometimes it takes a special friend to get you realize and learn things you never knew about yourself.
  2367. Your maybe-loyal subject Anon,
  2368. How was that Fluttershy? I'm hoping to send a letter and I'm still sort of new to this friendship stuff. Outside of you of course.
  2369. >Fluttershy giggles
  2370. >"Why don't you ask her yourself?"
  2371. >Turn around
  2372. >Celestia is there
  2373. >"Well, Mr.Anon. I think you did wonderful for a first try."
  2374. Uuuuh thanks your highness. I didn't know you were going to be attending our wedding.
  2375. >Celestia smiles at the two of you
  2376. >"I couldn't miss the wedding of my student's friends."
  2377. >"I'm wondering though? Aren't the bride and groom not supposed to see each other until the ceremony?"
  2378. >Fluttershy answers that one
  2379. >"Well, he did want to do that."
  2380. >"But I insisted."
  2381. She never gives up
  2382. >You peck her cheek
  2383. Ever
  2384. >You both laugh
  2385. >Today you can honestly say, is going to be a good day
  2386.  
  2387. End