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Don't fuck with the Grammar School

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  1. [1:30:10 AM] Brett (Nox): So when are you going to kill him off?
  2. [1:30:22 AM] Brent "Will it Blend?" Blender: We aren't sure yet
  3. [1:30:26 AM] Brent "Will it Blend?" Blender: It's a cliffhanger
  4. [1:30:35 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Dunno, depends on if, and when, I finally snap
  5. [1:30:51 AM] Brett (Nox): Make sure to record it for us.
  6. [1:31:20 AM] Hazardus_Havard: I'll most likely Livestream it in a room, so I can better show off as I pour acid down their throats and peel their skin
  7. [1:31:23 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Good times
  8. [1:33:54 AM] Brent "Will it Blend?" Blender: oooh now I'm scared.
  9. [1:33:54 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Think acid's too much?
  10. [1:34:12 AM] Brett (Nox): No, throw some sulfur in some open wounds to boot.
  11. [1:34:49 AM] Hazardus_Havard: I figured I could start off with his daughter.  Open up the ribcage allowing him to see the pumping heart beating wildly, right before I started prodding around inside.
  12. [1:35:06 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Might be messy though, probably going to need a tarp
  13. [1:35:35 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Need gags too, definitely don't want to hear them yelling about, that shit would get annoying real fast.
  14. [1:35:41 AM] Brett (Nox): http://i.imgur.com/BkW6r.jpg
  15. [1:36:20 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Hmm, maybe I can just rip her tongue out.  That could work.
  16. [1:36:30 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Still, she might still make noises, so a gag would do best
  17. [1:36:41 AM | Edited 1:36:45 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): Oh, we torture now?
  18. [1:36:54 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): Ahem
  19. [1:37:11 AM] Hazardus_Havard: After opening up the cage, i'd poke around with some hot needles.  Make a few burn's on her stomach just to see what would happen
  20. [1:37:13 AM | Edited 1:37:23 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): Slowly skin her alive, then put her in a bath full of salt
  21. [1:37:38 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): You then slowly rip out all the hair on her head
  22. [1:37:40 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Nah, was going to have her hung up by nails hammered into her palms
  23. [1:37:42 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): and then
  24. [1:37:48 AM | Edited 1:37:51 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): Sandpaper dildo
  25. [1:37:49 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Sounds a lot more fun looking at
  26. [1:38:01 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): Up her urethra
  27. [1:38:19 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): SHOVE IT UP HER PISS HOLE
  28. [1:38:22 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): WITH THE FOCE
  29. [1:38:24 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): OF A HORSE
  30. [1:38:35 AM] Brett (Nox): Chain them both up and give your brother a choice: either he recieves the torture, or his daughter does. Should he choose to offer himself, keep doing this until he finally breaks down from the pain and has you turn to his daughter. Break the man's will and have him offer up his own flesh and blood.
  31. [1:39:02 AM] Hazardus_Havard: Hmmm, that sounds might pleasing to me reading that
  32. [1:39:07 AM] Brett (Nox): the best tortures are of the mind, not the body
  33. [1:39:28 AM] Dustin Fake aka Disco "The Asshat" Dash (Anone Moose): Well, waterboard him
  34. [1:39:35 AM] Brett (Nox): ^
  35. [1:39:53 AM] Hazardus_Havard: No, I got one better.  I'll do it with his daughters blood, hanging up above him
  36. [1:40:03 AM] Hazardus_Havard: yeeeessss
  37. [1:40:18 AM] Brett (Nox): do that chinese water torture thing where you position a container to drip water on the same part of his forehead at timed intervals
  38. [1:41:00 AM] Hazardus_Havard: pretty much, but his daughter will drip the blood in the container, in which she will also hang up above him as he stairs at her limp, knocked out form, not sure if she's alive or not.
  39. [1:41:28 AM] Hazardus_Havard: The blood will be mixed in with water though, to allow it more movement to drip better on him
  40. [1:41:53 AM] Brett (Nox): This is one of the most entertaining brainstorms I've ever seen
  41. [1:42:36 AM] Hazardus_Havard: This gives me new ideas on what I should do when I retype my torture clop.  Still, also good ideas if I ever do finally go all out here.