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Crystal Heart

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  1. Crystal Heart
  2. >"Cadence! What's going on here?"
  3. >Spike and Cadence quickly cover their loins
  4. >"Shiny! What are you doing come so soon?"
  5. >"I forgot my wallet and keys."
  6. >"You forgot them for six days?"
  7. >"I am not a clever pony. But that's besides the point, how long has this affair been going on? Does this mean Crystal's his daughter and not mine?!"
  8. >"Dad, I figured that out when I was six months old..."
  9. >"Not now, sweetie pie, daddy and mommy are fighting."
  10. >"Well you've been sleeping with Chrysalis!"
  11. >"That was Chrysalis? I thought you were just the type of girl that got both horny and bitchy during her period!"
  12. >Spike gets up
  13. >"Shining Armor, outside of sleeping with your wife, I respect you greatly, but you're an idiot."
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