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Adult Foal

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  1. Adult Foal
  2.  
  3. >Hear stories about "resetting" a fluffy pony's memory
  4. >Do some research and decide to do a little prank
  5. >Pretty cruel for a "prank"...
  6. >You own a fluffy pony mare who has lately been asking to be a momma
  7. >Go and capture a stray fluffy pony stallion
  8. >Let him impregnate your fluffy
  9. >Discard the stallion
  10. >Weeks pass, she swells up
  11. >Finally it's the big day, you help her deliver three little squirming foals
  12. >Let her clean and nurse them normally, call her a good momma and pat her head
  13. >Few days pass
  14. >Time for phase II
  15. >You haven't fed her today at all, she's hungry
  16. >Separate the foals from their momma, hide them in another room
  17. >Zap the momma
  18. >While she's being zapped, tell her that she's a foal
  19. >"Fwuffy no... babeeh! Fwuffy... wan babeeh back!" she resists
  20. >You keep zapping her, telling her that she's a foal
  21. >After dozen or so zaps she slowly loses her ability to speak and walk
  22. >Holy shit, it worked
  23. >Now she thinks she's a three-day old foal
  24. >She squirms on the floor, not knowing how to use her legs
  25. >Keeps mewling loudly (louder than foals) and is clearly looking for a teat
  26. >She doesn't even try to find the litterbox, but just shits herself
  27. >This is working way better than you expected
  28. >You bottle-feed the foals who were getting very hungry when you were busy zapping their momma
  29. >The foals try to get to her teats, but you don't let them
  30. >Put the momma "foal" in a cardboard box, so the foals can't get to her
  31. >Momma cries in hunger in the box, the box shakes a little as she tries to get out
  32. >Lock them all in the safe room
  33.  
  34. >Quickly acquire another mare, stray again
  35. >This mare is perfect, because you found her crying next to her dead foals
  36. >Cars had flattened them
  37. >She has milk, which is important
  38. >Zap her too and tell her that her foals are in the other room
  39. >It takes several zaps, but she finally believes you
  40. >She hears the distinct hungry mewling coming from the other room
  41. >"Wan babeeh!" she demands
  42. >You let the locked foals meet her
  43. >They're hungry and instantly find her teats, start sucking them
  44. >"Here's one more baby for you." you say to her
  45. >You let the big "foal" out of the box
  46. >Her coat is covered in shit and the box is full of it too
  47. >She sees her "momma" and slowly waddles over to her, apparently she has remembered how to use legs again
  48. >Momma's teats are the only thing she cares about right now
  49. >"Why babeeh big?" the stray momma wonders when she sees the "foal"
  50. >The adult "foal" just babbles like the real thing
  51. >She knocks over the foals and jumps on her "momma"'s belly, nearly crushing her
  52. >"Owie!" the "momma" protests
  53. >She gulps down all of the milk the stray momma has, the foals get almost nothing
  54. >They mewl louder in hunger
  55. >The foals don't realize that the big shit-covered "foal" is their real momma and has their milk
  56. >You throw them a ball and they start playing with it, seemingly forgetting their hunger
  57. >The "adult" tries to play too
  58. >She toddles around, knocking the foals over and pushing them around
  59. >She accidentally shits on one of the foals
  60.  
  61. >The foals cry in hunger and fear
  62. >She accidentally steps on one of them, crushing it with ugly-sounding "splotch"
  63. >"Momma" fluffy starts to scream when she sees the flattened foal's remains
  64. >"Foal" fluffy doesn't care, she wants more milk and kicks the other two foals away
  65. >She spreads the dead foal's blood and shit everywhere while running towards her "momma"
  66. >The two other foals scream in pain and hunger
  67. >"Foal" jumps up on to her "momma" and drinks all of the milk again
  68. >The other foals slowly wither in hunger, but the "momma" can't do anything
  69. >She tries to push the "foal" fluffy away, but can't
  70. >The milk isn't enough for an adult, so she's constantly hungry
  71. >But she still continues to forcibly suck the empty teats, causing tearing
  72. >"Momma" screams in pain, blood starts to seep out from her teats
  73. >The two other foals have stopped moving or making sounds
  74. >"Foal" fluffy suddenly starts to talk
  75. >"Wan nommies! Fwuffy hungwy!"
  76. >Zapping only clears their memory, but apparently not the speech center?
  77. >"Momma" pushes and kicks the "foal"
  78. >"Foal" cries
  79. >You're filming this all, it's funnier than you expected
  80. >"Foal" fluffy forcibly tears off "momma" fluffy's teats
  81. >She screams her lungs empty and bleeds to death
  82. >"Nuuu! Mummaa! Why mumma no move? Hewp babeeh!"
  83. >Now she calls the stray her momma!
  84. >You laugh and decide to end the experiment
  85. >Clean up, remove the dead fluffies and wash up the blood and guts
  86. >Give the shit-covered fluffy a bath and bottle-feed her
  87. >Reset her again
  88. >Now she thinks she's a chicken
  89. The End
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