Abondonanza Derpy 2

Rurrity: I'll take a double hossmeat, double canine, extra parmesian and garlic cheese, extra large crusts and triple extra cheese. I'll also need two double XL dairy beverages and give me the extra deep sauce containers and make sure there's plenty to go around.  I want the order tall too. Not too tall that I can't get it through my door of course, but just barely. I suppose I could eat anything though, as long as there's plenty of it.

 

Empty Audio: There's a knock at your door, but the peephole shows nothing but grey.

 

Rurrity smirks. Looks like his favorite delivery mare is there.

 

Rurrity swings open the door

 

Empty Audio pants and mumbles out "A-Abondon, b-bon, p-pizza!" Standing ten feet tall, you see that what was covering the peephole was her immense sac, four heavy balls squirming inside it looking like they're about to blow. Above them is an overstretched sheath, four immense cocks jutting out from it. Two of them are equine, thick flares bulging wide as decidedly unhorsey knots throb at their bases. On top and below the side by side equine twins are two girthy dicks dripping with sweat and grime. The swollen foreskins ooze fat globs of stringy dickcheese all over each other and the shafts are dotted with thick lumps and ridges, the textured cocks looking more like novelty dildos. Her four breasts have three nipples each, two regular ones below and one thick horsecocks jutting proudly as all three drool heavy cream.

 

Empty Audio shifts on four hooves, her ass stretching out into an equine body as her hands fidget and try to avoid jerking her forecocks or squeezing her milky teats. Her horse ass is wide, and if you could see behind her you'd take in the sight of her immense twin donut anuses and her thick meaty horsecunt. But what you can see is the monster slung beneath her body, the fat cock turgid and drooling. It's a special blend of all the other cocks put together, equine flare hidden beneath thick cheesy foreskin dotted with ridges and bumps sure to tease anyone stretchy enough to take the impossibly girthy beast as well as a thick pair of knots, one right before the other bulging out of her sheath. It's straddled by her swollen mare udders, fat teats drooling hotly between her knots. And behind that is her rear balls, four fat orbs gurgling and churning away.

 

Rurrity: "Glad you're here. My favorite show is about to start and I NEEEED something hot, meaty and cheesy to enjoy with it. Is this my order?"

 

Empty Audio fumbles for a bit and reaches around to her comically tiny saddlebags, producing a slip for your order as she pulls out the pizza.

 

Empty Audio: H-here! T-too much to r-r-remember! gghnnmf

 

Rurrity: "Hmmm... two pizzas? A double hosscanine hybrid with an extra helping of standard sausage with quadruple cheese, extra stuffed crust, triple seasoned with overflowing sauce AND a second order, the ultimate deep dish meatlover's nirvana with "the whole dairy's worth of cheese" and "Half of our saucebin", as well as two XXXXXL dairy drinks with mare'smilk infusion..."

 

Rurrity strokes her rising erection while reading off the order. She is ABOUT to tell the mare that she's gone and screwed up another order but...

 

Rurrity: "It's perfect. Now be a dear and help me bring it into the living room?"

 

Rurrity takes you by the balls, literally, and massages your greasy, slimy nut as she walks you over to the living room, which seems to be entirely ordinary except for the fact that the couch is replaced by a inflatable bed, flanked on all sides by some drains. In front of it is a large television that has just begun showing a notably raunchy hermaphrodite porno

 

Rurrity: "Now" She says, donning a bib and laying on her back, "I DID specify to your employers that you'd have to stick around and feed me."

 

Empty Audio gingerly uses her arms to pin her forecocks to her belly as she ducks down to squeeze through your door, her ass almost too wide to fit. Once inside she breathes a sigh of relief when she sees your vaulted ceilings - having to spend the day leaning to the side could get painful. When you pull her towards the living from by her balls she squeaks and bites her lower lip, trying to not spill your drinks or your extra extra extra (extra extra) sauce. Spying the bed and the drains, she shudders as her glanses start oozing out vile cheese at an alarming rate, the thick glop streaming from her foreskins to leave a grimy mess on your floor. When she hears the first lusty moan from the porn she clenches her eyes shut and visibly wobbles, her cocks surging a foot longer as they inflate fatter in seconds. Panting and gasping she looks down at you, watching you recline and eagerly lick your lips.

 

Empty Audio: Wh-what do you w-want nngh hhah hahh f-f-first?

 

Rurrity licks her lips at the sight of your struggling to contain your arousal. She knew you were a hairtrigger if you didn't stay focused so she made sure to give a prime lovemaking enviroment to see how long you could go without spurting all over my pretty little chestnut body. "Let's have the smaller pizza first."

 

Empty Audio moves slow, but with purpose. Her hands go to her four shafts and hold them steady as she takes a few measured steps forwards. Next she breathes in and out through her nose sharply as she tries to contain herself, ignoring the way your cock looks so deliciously rigid, or your fat creamy breasts capped with those brown nipples, or your balls slowly churning, or the sound of a squirrel effortlessly reaming out a horse on screen. Kneeling slowly, she eeps and freezes when her rear cock touches your cold floor, the fat foreskin squishing lewdly as cheese pours forth like pre. Pushing her hands towards you she gently moves her four cocktips to your mouth.

 

Empty Audio: Hhahhh hahhh hahhh b-b hahh hahh hahh b-bon appe-appetit hhhaahh hahh nnghaahh hahh

 

Rurrity opens wide and tilts her head to better take the diamond formation of the four cocks, gulping down the generous helpings of humanoid cockcheese as well as the fermented sperm of what she assumes is several of your co-workers, all made extra zesty by the innate spiciness of vulpine and equine hybird pre. Working like a snake she quickly devours your shafts, gulping down until she can feel them jab inside her stomach, then swallows more. She pulls herself as far as she can until she reaches her hands out to you, inviting you to use her like a proper condom. She's stretched out like one already.

 

Empty Audio gags and sputters as you devour your pizza, gulping your cartoonishly expanded jaw farther and farther down her greasy shafts as her cheese slimes your throat and soon your stomach. Your neck extends as the front of it bulges showing her four erections plainly on its surface. Your tongue swirling around her textured shafts makes her release her hands from her shaft, balling them into fists as she tries to not spurt right on the spot. When your nose presses against and then into her sheath past her equivulpine knots you're assaulted with a snout full of grimy cheddar and limburger, her sheath packed with the grimy cocksnot of the entire delivery center.

 

Empty Audio shudders at your unspoken invitation, her hands trembling as she reaches down to place them on the underside of your neck. Hesitantly she begins to stroke, keeping you in place and jerking her equine shafts as thick dollops of cheese bloat your stomach and make it distend heavily.

 

Empty Audio: c-cant... s-s-sauce... g-gonna...

 

Rurrity is ballooned outward as your flares widen and your urethras dialate to allow the maximum amount of sauce to be released directly into my starving stomach. My own cock spurts out in response, the load quickly buried under the grimy cheese that is being constantly dumped out of your belowdick. Pint after pint of hot seminal fluid is spewed out and straight into my stomach where it pushed outward so much that my belly button nearly turns outie. Feeling the flow finally slow itself, I pull backwards and slide myself off the quadruple dongs, falling flat on my fattened ass, before hoisting my gut up and climbing up onto your dicks to get at your beverage station so I can quench the thirst that your seed filled me with. I eagerly slurp at your nipples, squeezing any that aren't already in my mouth to spurt out their milk onto my body I drink and drink until your XXXXXL milk jugs have been drained to merely XXLs and my stomach is so bloated that I couuld lay on it and not have to worry about my hands or feet touching the ground.  Finally full up to my ears with milk, I fall onto my back, distended gut spread out over me likea  grotesque water bed, and my fattened cock laying over me. The only thing left of me that hasn't been horribly distended is my donut-sized, chocolate-colored pucker. "Burrrrrp, Excuse me! I think I'm ready URP for the dee-deep dish pi-BRAPzza now... I'll take the delivery in the rear..."

 

Empty Audio spends most of her climax feverishly stroking your neck and staring at your television, watching the porn as she seems to try to drown own the lewd soundtrack with her own squealing and hot splurting noises. Her four balls jump erratically as they bloat your stomach with hot, saucy spunk, each one cumming on its own as they pump semen through her stretched out urethrae. Once she's spent for the moment, she loses herself in the lewdness onscreen only to snap back to reality as you pull her cocknipples together and slurp on another set of four cocks. Her breasts jiggle and cum her milky delight hard into your mouth, her eyes rolling back into her head as you drink deep from her breasts, excess cream splattering to the ground messily as she pants and watches you milk her.

 

Empty Audio groans as your overbloated form sloshes and wobbles before her on the mattress. Your body fills her with a deep need she's never felt with her other customers. A need to feed. Forcefeed. Fill to full and beyond.

 

Empty Audio: NNggh!

 

Empty Audio lurches forward, gripping your bloated gut as her cheesy mutant cock spears into your anus. Wrenching you wide she cries out as her foreskin is peeled back by the incredible tightness of your colon, smearing her putrid smegma against your anal walls and using it to lubricate the rest of her bumpy shaft. Each lump and ridge makes bolts of lightning surge through your body as they grind against your prostate and make your ring ripple and shudder. Soon she's in to the ring, then the first knot, slipping the bulge inside with a grunt and a groan of force. The next one takes more work, her leaking horseteats spraying milk everywhere until she finally sinks it in, the bulging knots swelling yet not quite fully inflated. When she does sink it home, you feel your throat bulge as her cheesy tip bursts into your mouth, your tongue coated in her constantly secreting grime.

 

Empty Audio: Uuaaaghghhhaaah! F-feed you, feed you good! Eat! Eat! Eat!!

 

Empty Audio chants as she fucks you, popping your ring over her twin knots again and again as she uses them like king size anal beads. When she's buried deep inside the first is perfectly positioned to batter and pin your prostate hard while the second fills your colon utterly. For what seems like hours she pounds away, her glans popping in and out of your mouth with a fresh load of cheese to burble from your lips and ooze from your nose as it glops into the back of your throat and is smeared along the roof of your mouth.

 

Empty Audio finally encounters some trouble, her knots getting too big to properly splort in and out of your rear, singalling her finale.

 

Empty Audio: S-swallow me wh-whole!!

 

Rurrity is beyond gone. She's drooling, the whole world sounds like it's underwater. She can taste the cheese and sauce bubbling up her throat. With limp, pleasure wracked hands she grabs ahold of that cock and slurps on the head, tasting the foulest, finest blends of cheese. She quickly slurps down and gulps at the entire shaft, swallowing it with insane speed and ease.

 

Empty Audio groans as she slams home a final time, her knots bloating to immense size and squeezing your prostate hard just as you manage to get her horsey flare into your throat. Hands pawing furiously at her leaking bust she lets out a high pitched whinny of pure ecstasy as her four rear balls slam into her geysering marecunt at the same time, pumping gallon after gallon of gelatinous cumspunk into her body and out through her ballooning cockbelly. Her legs curl up as she's lifted off of the ground by the sheer size of her swelling cock, adding to the intense pressure on your prostate as your already swollen body clearly shows the long shaft of cock spearing you ass to mouth. When it finally reaches her gaping, cheese-clogged cumslit your lips manage to barely hold, thick ropes of cum drooling and sputtering from your mouth and nose as the rest of it washes back with her constant grimy smegmatic slime into your overfull belly. Her climax rages on, a constant barrage of mayonnaise, egg white and jello-like glop bloating your sloshing mis-shapen body like a condom as your own meaty cock flares and spasms uncontrollably. Finally after an hour of dumping her sauce into your gut her cock finally slows to a slow river, her balls simply draining by pressure alone.

 

Rurrity: Sometime later, the mare and our derpy delivery girl are snuggling on the mattress and the porno up above them has wound down to a similarly satisfying, (but not nearly as magnanimous) finale.The mare stirrs, her guts sloshing, and she sits up on the bed. "Well darling," she gives Derpy a peck on the nose, "I think we're done here. About time you head back to the parlor for a refill, considering it looks like I've cleaned you out." She grabs her purse off the nearby armchair and and flips open her wallet. She slips a tightly wound bundle of bills into one of Derpy's foreskins and smiles. Just as the delivery mare is about to leave, she hears the mare call out to her again,  "Oh darling! When are your off-days? Because, well, I've always wanted a dinner partner and I _love_ experimenting with home cooking..."