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  1. sincei  am being swarmed with requests for more
  2. i shall write more
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  6. >After leaving Ratitys sweatshop, you waddle to your humble adobe
  7. >The sun was setting, so you decided to lock up the place for the night.
  8. >You set the alarm to kill anyone who breaks in, applejack has been trying to get your noodle
  9. >She has failed over 283 times
  10. >You wern't going to let her win on her 284th attempt.
  11. >Throwing off your shoes, you fall into bed
  12. >Today was a good day.
  13.  
  14. >KNOCK
  15. >KNOCK
  16. >Jumping out of bed, you run to the door still in your boxers
  17. >Opening the door, you notice a white alicorn
  18. "Hellooooooooooooooooooo celestika! Heil Mien Fuhrur!"
  19. >"Sieg Heil, anonymous. We have recieved word of your doings, and we are here to congragualte you."
  20. "sweet, how many bitz did I earn?"
  21. >"None yet, because the job is not finished. You see, the jew Applejack still lives."
  22. "You want me to kill her?"
  23. >"Ja! She will try to rape you even harder now since you have killed her accomplish>"
  24. >Oh no.
  25. "Well, To kill the orage ponmy I would need something special"
  26. >"And just might that be?" Celesica says as she farts
  27. "Something from earfh called a gun. I'll go draw one, wait a second."
  28. >"ROGARE" Celswastika replyts via text message as you close the door
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  30. 1/x
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  34. sorry for wait i had to eat taco bell
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  36. >Inside your house, you grab a pen and draw on a whiteboard in the same fashion as Duke Nukem forever
  37. >With the shitty controls you somehow manage to draw a pistol revolver
  38. >Satisfied, you go back do your door and tell swastika to come inside
  39. >"Are you sure you will need this?"
  40. "Yes, it is a one hit kill to the head! The perfect weapon to kill rapists with!"
  41. >"Alright anon.. Once appjack is dead I will have to take this away from you."
  42. "but what if another rapist arrives"
  43. >"Then you shall inform me right away. I am giving you the power to spam me with letters, much like spikeie">
  44. >Kick. Ass.
  45. "Hooway, how do i burp fire?"
  46. >"Left trigger, silly."
  47. "Oh, thanks."
  48. >After you fire off a few rounds to get used to the recoil on the pistol revolver, you head over to twlichink nigger.
  49. >once again you don't knock because it's a libary, dumbass
  50. "Hey twilight, I gto a gun to kill Applejack with"
  51. >"Wait what why" twilight asks in confusuion
  52. "oh.."
  53. >You never told anyone about Applejacks rape attempts
  54. >She said she was going to suicide bomb the obama if you did
  55. >you liked obama
  56. "well, Orange Pony has a secret fetish for bipedal hairless monkeys, so she has been trying to rape me since day one."
  57. <"pfffffffffffft faggot" spike laughs"
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  59. 2/x
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  62. >"You're kidding, right?" Twilight is bewildered
  63. "No, I am not. Applejack is a serious threat to my safety. Exterminating her is the only option left. Since she is a cousin fucking redneck, A pease treaty is not an option."
  64. "Death is the only solution, Via a pistol revoler."
  65. >":(" twilight makes sad faec
  66. "I am sorry. I wish things could turn out differently. But for now, She needs to die. Die. Die. Die."
  67. >Twilight is crying
  68. >spike is still laughing at you
  69. "this pistol revolver has more than one bullet, you know"
  70. >that shuts him up
  71. "Well, I hope you feel better later chink, I'm off to hunt down walking rapists"
  72. >And with that, you waddle out of twlights treenigger because your anus is still on fire
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  74. 3/x
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  79. >>Finding your way to sweet apple achues with your trusty big iron on your hip", you notice that the ponyvale people are cheerier than ever
  80. >Probaly due to their tyranny being killed, everyone is singing and dancing
  81. >pretty gay, but whatever
  82. >Soon enough, you arrive at the barn on top of the hill outside of the town full of ponys
  83. >This time you knock, because the barn is not a public building dumbass
  84. "Hey, It's my, Anon. Applejack, I am here to offer you my noodle"
  85. >As soon as you mention noodle, The door bursts open
  86. >"And applejack is grinning ear to ear
  87. >"Ah new you come! i marejuices been waitin for yu!"
  88. "Just kiddding, I'm here to gun you down. Your rape attempts are a serious concern for my satefly, and the safety of ponyvilleale. Hasta luega, fucker"
  89. >BOOM
  90. >BOOM
  91. >BOOM
  92. >after firing three shots from your pistol revolver, the oraneg pony lay dead
  93. >"EEYYWAT" thurders big mac as he runs to the door
  94. "sorry bro i had to kill her, she threat to my virginity"
  95. >"EEEEEokay" he says as he drags her body inside and closes the door
  96. >Waddling home, you realize
  97. >You still havn't seen flutterslut this week
  98. >You make plans to see her tomorrow, as youu lay down in bed
  99. >Today was a good day.
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  101. 4/4
  102. more later
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