- My Little Gloomie:
- >Find a box in the alley
- >Open it, find a bat pony hybrid
- >Take it home, feed it, hug it, LOVE it
- >The little thing grows up
- >It finds its way home
- >Feels End
- Sping the Gloomie:
- >Day its your birthday in Equestria
- >Gloomie invites you to her house to party
- >Food, dancing, and cake
- >Gloomie brings out a bottle
- >"Lets play spin the bottle, Anon"
- "But its just you and me"
- >"I know"
- >She spins it and it lands on you
- >You fuck all night
- >Aether End
- Sugary Sweet Gloomie:
- >Day pills in Equestria
- >You see weird shit
- >Gloomie is sleeping beside you
- >You get out of bed and take some pills
- >Gloomie wakes up later and you don't
- >Leucine end
- Gloomie lane:
- >You and Gloomie end up in jail because of fucking Mahonie
- >Gloomie gets raped, you beat up all the horses
- >You go home but you both fight. Somehow you get lost and come back years later.
- >Gloomie has a kid
- >Pale End
- Gloomie Booth:
- >You get drunk
- >Ponies and Gloomie get mad
- >They try to kill you
- >Gloomie protects you
- >End up in hospital
- >Pseudocracy End
- Gloomie of the trade:
- >Work with Gloomie
- >Be a beta
- >Gloomie acts tsundere as fuck
- >Love her slowly
- >Gadget End
- An Unlikely Gloomie:
- >Gloomie helps you out on your bounty hunting
- >You get new weapons thanks to Gloomie
- >Find the bounty
- >Get him
- >Bolding End
- To act a Gloomie:
- >You mate with wolves
- >They die
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Kill friends
- >Become friends
- >Ask to marry
- >Shukaku End
- Gloomie's office:
- >You're working on some important papers
- >There's a knock on your door
- >Gloomie your boss comes in
- >She shoves off the paperwork
- >Lovelymuffin's End
- Gloomkeep (pre-reboot):
- >You're bartending in pone world
- >A bat pony walks in
- >Her name is Gloomie and she has good tastes
- >You fuck her
- >"Oh Luuuuunnaaa, I'm cuuummmiiinnnnggg"
- >Bolding End
- Gloomkeep (reboot):
- >You drink and see her
- >Meet up later
- >Sex
- >Relationship
- >Bolding End
- Son of Gloomie:
- >Be Gloomie's son
- >Fight ponies and shit
- >Gloomie your mom cheers you on
- >Pale End
- Bros in Gloomie:
- >Anon and Mous are in AEquestria
- >They meet Gloomie
- >Get drunk
- >Spitroast time
- >Mandroid End
- PunnyGloomie:
- >You walk up to Gloomie
- "Hey Gloomie"
- >"Hi Anon"
- >Shes sad
- "Hey Gloomie whats wrong?"
- >"They keep posting me"
- "Why must they beat a dead horse"
- >PunAnon End
- A Crim, a bench and a Gloomie:
- >You're at a park
- >Theres a bench with a mare on it
- >She's a bat pony
- "Hi"
- >Pale End
- It ain't easy praising the Gloomie:
- >Get teleported to pone world
- >Luna needs help, help her and her guards
- >Meey Gloomie your new partner
- >Fight off the villlian
- >Irish End
- Living the Gloomie life:
- >Wake up
- >Eris comes into your house scared
- >Some bat pony is kicking her ass and needs help
- >Go outside and handle it
- >They're friends now
- >Three way sex
- >Aether End
- Living with spaghetti Gloomie:
- >You date Gloomie and weaboos all over the place
- >Spaghetti flys out of her bat wings
- >Kawaii desu desu
- >Betty End
- My Gloomie Realities:
- >You go through different worlds of Gloomies
- >Each one has its own uniue version
- >So much Gloomies, so little time
- >You land in Gloomie Prime
- >Equitech End
- Riding the Gloomie:
- >Be a peasant
- >Meet a guard
- >She takes you in
- >Go on rides on her back
- >Shukaku End
- Survival Gloomie:
- >You hunt in the Everfree forest
- >See something fly past you
- >Why must you hunt at night and go camping
- >You see a deer, you kill it
- >Bat pony comes out and asks for a slice
- >Pike End
- A thousand Gloomies in Equestria:
- >Be a Space marine
- >Meet Gloomie
- >She has the same armor as you
- >Beat up shit
- >Sorc End
- Sherlock Gloomie:
- >You are having so much fun killing these ponies and get away with it
- >Your murders gets a smart guard on your trail
- >She confronts you about the cases
- >You make a very clever plan to kill her but easy to be unraveled ny one small detail
- >Kyonko End
- Wizard in Gloomie:
- >Be a mother fucking wizard
- >Work for Luna
- >Meet her guards
- >Bat Pone
- >Fuck
- >Wiz End
- My Gloomie Airman:
- >Have a plane
- >Be in pone land
- >Gloomie loves to race your plane
- >Accidently flys in your propeller
- >Airman End
- When Gloomie Comes:
- >You were going to work with Twilight to find the serial killer but Luna interfers
- >Luna sends a guard to help you
- >Gloomie is her name and shes gonna help you
- >Pencil End
- Study Gloomies:
- >Be an idiot in pone land
- >A lunar guard finds you studying
- >She helps you learn about Equestria
- >You teach her about yourself
- >Fit End
- Tsundere Gloomie:
- >Be living at the castle
- >Luna has a mean guard that protects you
- >Changlings invade
- >Gloomie comes in and saves you even if its her day off
- >"I only saved you because I didn't want to lose my job. Its not like I like you or anything"
- >Slasher End
- Gloomie and the Happy Mask Salesman:
- >Be Anon
- >Find Gloomie talking to small strange man
- >Ben drowned
- >Wuten End
- Dynamic Gloomie:
- >Feel falling
- >Open eyes
- >Oh shit
- >Land on something
- >Its a bat pony
- >Nether End
- Sticky Gloomie:
- >Fuck you're horny
- >Gloomie needs the D
- >Give her the D
- >Not good enough
- >Kinky shit
- >Nether End
- Gloomie is the best medicine:
- >Be Anon
- >Break your legs
- >Gloomie wants to be your friend
- >You don't want to
- >She tries really hard
- >You become friends
- >Irish end
- Cyborg Ninja Gloomie:
- >You're a cyborg
- >You fuck shit up
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Fuck shit up together
- >Drifter End
- Table for Gloomie:
- >Be cooking some food
- >Get complaints about dish
- >Gloomie criticizes your risotto
- >Fall in love with her
- >Fillydelphian End
- Iron Gloomie:
- >Land in no where
- >See injured bat pony
- >Use her to your leverage to get home
- >Rick End
- Gloomie Science:
- >Dimensional transporter breaks
- >World is filled with ponies
- >Fuck them
- >You don't need friends
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Okay, she can be your friend
- >IceMan End
- Sketch Artist in Gloomie:
- >Be drawing Gloomie
- >"Draw me like your human girls"
- >Draw her
- >Fuck her
- >Creeper End
- The curse of Gloomie:
- >Have lots of sweet ponesex
- >No one can keep up with your hot monkey stamina
- >Except Gloomie
- >Have lots of kinky sex with her
- >Shukaku End
- Gloomie Sundae:
- >Meet Braeburn
- >Lust for his hot stallion cock
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Now you're straight again
- >Thanks Gloomie
- >CYOA End
- Winter Gloomie:
- >Land in pone land
- >Get fucked by wood dogs
- >Gloomie heps you
- >Luckily she can understand your mute ass
- >CYOA End
- One of a Gloomie:
- >Get dimensionally transported
- >Shit your nanobots are fucked up
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Eh, who needs nanobots anyways
- >NotOneFuck End
- A lifeboat made for Gloomie:
- >Be on a mother fucking boat
- >Crash
- >Gloomie with you so its all good
- >Coconut bra on GLoomie
- >Brainhorn End
- In loco Gloomie:
- >Adopt Scootaloo
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Put Scootaloo back in orphanage
- >Kill Fluttershy
- >Live happily ever after with Gloomie
- >Jibber End
- Prostitute Gloomie:
- >Be Rarity's whore
- >Need money
- >Canterlot guard snoops around
- >Fuck Bat pone
- >Navarone End
- Gloomie Diplomacy:
- >Be beta as fuck
- >Holy shit so much beta
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Get hooked on drugs
- >Fuck now you're alpha
- >Oh wait
- >No you're not
- >Back to being beta
- >Oh well
- >At least you met Gloomie
- >Bastinator End
- Gloomie lost:
- >Gloomie your wife gets sick
- >Its terminal
- >Well time to walk memory lane
- >Memories
- >She dies
- >Fillydelphian End
- To Be Gloomie:
- >Be Death incarnate
- >See all dem numbers
- >They all gonna die
- >Feels bad man
- >Meet Gloomie
- >She has no number
- >Happiness eternal
- >Bastinator End
- Lady's Gloomie:
- >Be pimpin on Earth
- >Still pimpin in Equestria
- >Get mares
- >Get laid
- >Get Gloomie
- >Crim End
- Gloomierape:
- >Be Anon
- >Just chilling and relaxing all cool
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Get raped by Gloomie
- >Well shit
- >Aether End
- First Gloomie:
- >Be Anon
- >Have a dope-ass spacesuit and shit
- >Crashlanding
- >Oh fuck, you're about to die
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Eh, death can wait
- >Shin End
- Surface of the Gloomie:
- >Pone world ending
- >Its just you and and Gloomie
- >Remember shit
- >Die
- >Sorc End
- Who the fuck is Gloomie:
- >Be Anon
- >Meet batp0ne
- >Her name is Gloomie
- >Who the fuck is Gloomie
- >Zuul end
- Broken Gloomie:
- >Be Anon
- >Date AJ
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Wing are broke
- >BigMac dies
- >AJ hates you
- >Cheat on her with Gloomie
- >Feels good man
- >Guapo End
- A dash of Gloomiesauce:
- >Be Anon
- >You're married and shit
- >You'll never see your wife again
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Eh, your wife wasn't all that important
- >Spend the rest of your life with Gloomie
- >Then you die
- >Irish End
- With a little help from Gloomie:
- >Be Gloomie
- >You're in love with Anon
- >He doesn't love you back
- >Get your friends to help you
- >Now he loves you
- >Get married
- >Driverbang End
- I dream of Gloomie:
- >Be Anon
- >All the mares lust after your dock
- >Bunch of shenanigans and shit
- >Turns out it was all part of Luna's plan
- >Man fuck that bitch
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Run away with her
- >Fuck ponies man
- >Getmeouttahere End
- Rebels in Gloomie:
- >Be fighting for your homeland
- >Somehow end up in the colorful world of horses
- >Guns
- >MDR End
- A Crim and a Gloomie place:
- >Be trapped in a cave with Gloomie
- >She wants your blood
- >Shes mad
- >Fucking prank fucked things up
- >Jazzteeth End
- Going Gloomie:
- >Gloomie likes Crim
- >Decide to help her
- >But Crim loves you
- >Crim wants Gloomies help
- >Gadget End
- Gloomies and holdouts:
- >Canterlot invasion
- >Oh shit bugpones everywhere
- >Meet Gloomie
- >Take her to your house
- >Can't leave
- >Feed her pizza
- >Stockholm syndrome kicks in
- >Lots of batpone sex
- >Heshieokfasla End
- Trapped in Gloomie:
- >Be a con artist
- >Get punished
- >Trapped inside of Gloomie's vagina
- >There is no way out
- >Wuten End
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