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  1.  4PP138100M !rwz8Nvx/TI  09/25/12(Tue)15:51 No.4684177Replies: >>4684811
  2. >>4679618
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  4. Yellow perspective is on hold for now. Fluttershy is off meditating on how to blow Anon or some shit, so she won't be back for a while. I will continue and finish my old story. Heres the link http://pastebin.com/3djryefc and heres a recap.
  5. ------------------------------------------------
  6. >Previously on All My Ponies
  7. >Anon finds himself in Equestria
  8. >Fluttershy gets obsessed with him.
  9. >Various hi jinks ensue
  10. >Anon starts dating Rdash
  11. >Fluttershy poisons ponyville
  12. >Anon solves the problem
  13. >Big Mac dies in process
  14. >Fluttershy goes to jail
  15. >Anon adopts scootaloo
  16. >Rdash breaks up with Anon
  17. >Feels ensue
  18. >Fluttershy breaks out of prison
  19. >Rdash and Anon rekindle love
  20. >Fluttershy kidnaps Scootaloo and Rdash and makes Anon decides who will live
  21. >Anon sacrafices self to kill fluttershy and save their lives
  22. >Twilight uses magic to go back in time and save Anon....and fluttershy
  23. >Trixie shows up in town, invites Anon on stage
  24. You are now caught up. Story updates coming shortly
  25.  
  26. ----------------------------------------------------------
  27. Hello Ponyville, it is I, the great and powerful Trixie. I have returned!
  28. >Here various boos and murmurs from the crowd.
  29. Can i get a volunteer? How about you, Anon?
  30. >What could possibly go wrong?
  31. >Walk up on stage
  32. Now, i shall make Anon dissapear!
  33. 3!
  34. Wait a second, somethings off here.....
  35. 2!
  36. How did you know my name?
  37. 1!
  38. >a bright white light blinds you!
  39.  
  40. >My sight slowly comes back to me and everything seems normal...
  41. >But why is nop0ny moving?
  42. >I can move.
  43. Anon, listen-
  44. Jesus Christ, you scared me Trixie. What the fuck was that?
  45. I had to do this to talk with you. I stopped time for a minute to tell you this. I know how you got here.
  46. Wait, wha-
  47. Theres no time to explain! Meet me outside of your house at eight o clock tonight. Don't tell anyp0ny and act normal.
  48. >Flash
  49. Well, everyp0ny, looks like the great and powerful Trixie failed again
  50. >Many a boo from the crowd.
  51. >I went home and wrote this in my diary. I'll write more later after i meet with Trixie.
  52.  
  53. >Dear diary, the unthinkable has happened.
  54. >heres what happened.
  55. >Me, dash and Scootaloo go to sweet apple acres because theres a cutie mark crusaders meeting or something.
  56. >Afterwards, we go by sugarcube corner to get some ice cream
  57. >Pinkies sees us walking in
  58. OHMYGOSH HI ANON HI RAINBOWDASH HI-
  59. Pinkie. We're right here. we can here you. Celestia in Canterlot can hear you.
  60. *Gasp* really? HI PRINCESS CELESTIA!
  61. >Dammit Pinkie
  62. >Get ice cream
  63. >Leave before ears start to bleed like they did when you heard that song by the black veil brides back on Earth (lel)
  64. >Back in time have rainbow put scoots to bed while i meet Trixie outside.
  65. >spot her waiting in a nearby bush
  66. Trixie, you can come out.
  67. Ok Anon, sorry, but this will have to be quick. Here goes- I'm a secret Intelligence agent of Celestia's that travels around Equestria in the guise of a 'magic act'. My showmanship's not what it used to be, but thats not important. What is important is how you got here, and how you'll be going home.
  68. Well, at this point i don't really wana-
  69. Nows not the time, we only have a few minutes to do this. I Brought you here, by accident. For this i apologixe. You see, what happened is i was trying to use a teleportation spell to Canterlot from here in Ponyville Exactly eighty-five days ago. The amount of time you've been here. It was during the midst of an important magical event- The moon, sun and stars aligning with our planet.
  70. ------------------------------------------------
  71. This story is about to go from Flutter rape to flutter rage
  72.  
  73. When i attempeted the spell, It actually brought you here. This can only happen every eighty five days, so prepare to go home!
  74. Wait, trixie, i really don't want to-
  75. >Horn glow
  76. >*pop*
  77. >white flash
  78. >I was holding you when it happened diary
  79. >When i found myself in my apartement back on earth
  80.  
  81. Holy skirt fetish i forgot to greentext that last one!
  82. -----------------------------------------------
  83. >Now its been two weeks now.
  84. >Went out and bought some pretzels with some money i found in my dresser.
  85. >Can't really talk to family or friends, i was gone for eighty five days.
  86. >What am i gonna say, i went to ponyland for a while before i got sent back through magic.
  87. >I'm comptemplating ending it all...i don't know.
  88.  
  89. >been awhile since i last wrote in this.
  90. >Obviously i could'nt go through with it.
  91. >So i drained my bank account, rationed my money and used it only for food and water. No heat, nop0ny knows i'm here anyway.
  92. >Listen to me. Nop0ny....
  93. >Anyway, if this doesn't work, i don't know what i'll do.
  94. >I've waited for this for awhile. Tommorow i'll know if it was worth it.
  95. >Its been eighty five days
  96. >trixie better fix this.
  97.  
  98. > welp, it worked!
  99. >Im back in Equestria
  100. >Kinda
  101. >Heres what happened
  102. >i waited for the exact time i transported last time, and low and behold, i was outside my house.
  103. >Or what used to be my house
  104. >Its just a pile of ashes
  105. >Trixie was waiting for me
  106. Oh, Anon, i'm so sorry. I had no idea this would happen
  107. What would happen?
  108. Well, i didn't know you didn't want to go home. And i didn't know that once Fluttershy escaped again
  109. >surprise!
  110. that she would do what she did.
  111. What did she do?
  112. Well, once she got out, she went looking for you. When she could'nt find you, she went into a furious rage. She gathered pretty much every animal in Equestria and overthrew Celestia.
  113. >wat
  114. How could some woodland critters and Fluttershy take over a kingdom
  115. Have you seen the everfree forest? Theres at least five timberwolves per pony in there!
  116. Where are Scootaloo and Rainbowdash?
  117. Thats the thing. Rainbow handed Scootaloo over to us, us being Celestias underground army, before she was kidnapped by Princess Fluttershy
  118. >Yeah i'm not calling her that.
  119. So where Scootaloo?
  120. Its not safe to tell you in the open. somep0ny could be listening. Some bunny could be listening. Those things make freaking good spys for her.
  121. All right, lets ditch this popsicle stand.
  122. It won't be that easy, because...well, you'll see.
  123. -----------------------------------
  124.  
  125. Come on Anon, we're almost there
  126. Where exactly is there?
  127. Celestia's underground army base camp
  128. >Follow trixie for five more minutes, ending up at sweet apple acres
  129. >We walk over to the chicken coup
  130. Trixie, what are we-
  131. Shhh. Lemme get in position
  132. Position for wha-
  133. SHHHH
  134. >I shut up and just stand there
  135. >Trixie says to the chicken coup wall:
  136. The sun and moon shall rise again
  137. >A whirring and clicking is heard within the chicken coup, and the wall folds in on itself in two peices, revealing a platform with railing around it and a pressure plate
  138. Get in
  139. >I comply, and Trixie steps on the plate
  140. >It sputters for a minute, then begins to slide downward.
  141. >You begin your descent.
  142.  
  143. >You count floors as you decend deep into the ground.
  144. >A total of five floors, not counting the one I step onto from the platform.
  145. First off, lets go meet with the head honcho herself, to tell her your here
  146. >Walk into a huge conference room to find a lone, orange earth pony facing the wall
  147. >Without turning around, she says
  148. Welcome back Anon, we've been waiting for your re arrival. Trixie, your off duty until i say otherwise.
  149. >Trixie leaves the conference room
  150. Heres the rundown Anon
  151. >she says, facing you
  152. There are warrants out for you. Half the kingdom and all the bits you could want for you alive and 150,000,000 bits dead. And bits are hard to come by these days.
  153. Trixie says you have Scootaloo in your care. Where is she?
  154. She should be in the Nursery, we'll go to see her after we give you your new journal.
  155. New journal?
  156. Yep. Isee you have your old one there. You just wear this ear peice and it'll automatically log all your conversations and actions into this magical journal here.
  157. >she points to a book on a pedestool over in the corner.
  158. Um ok.
  159. >Goodbye old journal.
  160. --------------------------------------------------------------
  161.  
  162. >i put down the old journal and take a walk over to the magical one
  163. >it says exactly what i just did
  164. >looks like it has at least one thousand pages
  165. Anon, come on, lets go find yer daughter, ill debrief you on the way over
  166. >follow Apllejack out of the room and down a hallway
  167. So heres what happened. After Fluttershy took over as leader, she looked all over the kingdom for you. she believes yer still here, and never left. One day after her rise to power she sent out warrant for the arrest of you, Rainbow and scootaloo. Rainbow came to the farm with scootaloo just as a troop of Fluttershy's guards came by. Scootaloo got in the barn before Rainbow did. They didn't even know or suspect Scootaloo was here.
  168. I don't understand how an entire nation can just be taken over so easily
  169. Well, the second day she was in power, she had all the woodland creatures round up the unicornsin the various cities. The unicorns were forced to magically swear fealty to Fluttershy or have their horns chopped off. Thos who complied are Fluttershys personal servants and advisors, those who didn't are exiled. She did something similar with the pegasi. Swear fealty, wings stay on, used as guards and lookouts. Those who didn't were sold into slavery. She didn't worry about the Earth ponies much.
  170. So are Rainbowdahs wings.....?
  171. no, she didnt hurt her, in case you showed up again.
  172. So why don't you free ponies, like have a revolution or something
  173.  
  174. >You and Applejack go up a flight of stairs, and enter a new hallway
  175. Because, Anon, she has Celestia nd Luna captive! If we try anything out in the open, they die. Then who will control the sun and moon?
  176. Hmmm
  177. Thats why we do things secret, like this. This the CUAB ( celstia underground army base ) Beta. Alpha, the main operation, is in Canterlot, where fluttershy is. Gamma is in Appleloosa, Delta is in Manehattan, and we were just contacted last week that a new base, dubbed Epsilon, opened in Fillydelphia. But enough for now, time for you to see your daughter.
  178. >You find yourself standing front of a door
  179. >You open to hear a shout of 'Daddy'
  180.  
  181. >After spending time with scoots, explain why i was gone, where rainbow is, etc., walk with her back to her room
  182. >well, really more like Rarity's room.
  183. >Shes been staying with rarity and sweetie belle.
  184. >note to self: remember to thank Rarity.
  185. >Scootaloo was in the mock-schoolhouse on the 5th floor, while Rarity's room is on the 2nd floor.
  186. >Speaking of the schoolhouse, you wonder why Lyra was teaching there and not cherilee
  187. >I wonder if......
  188. >I'll have to ask Applejack later.
  189. >Reach Raritys room.
  190. ><knock knock>
  191. Sweetie belle, Scootaloo, is that you?
  192. >She calls through the door.
  193. It seems a little early for school to be- Anon!
  194. >she hugs you
  195. so glad your back!
  196. Rarity, what happened to your..erm...
  197. Oh, well thats a story for another time
  198. >She must've refused to swear fealty to Fluttershy, which explains the broken horn.
  199. rarity, i just want to say thank you for all you've done in the last few monthes for Scootaloo. It could'nt have been easy.
  200. Oh it was nothing at all darling.
  201. ------------------------------
  202.  
  203. Rarity, would you mind watching her one last time? I gotta go find Applejack and ask her where my room is.
  204. No problem
  205. >Go back to 6th floor and into conference room, where Applejack said she usually is.
  206. >Spot Applejack over near a part of the conference room you weren't at earlier, along with Pinkie Pie
  207. HI ANON!
  208. >not this again
  209. Hi pinkie. Applejack, I was wondering, do you have an extra room here that i can borrow.
  210. Sure thing, we got a few extras on the 3rd floor. Go take a key from the rack over there and find the room thats matches the number on the key. There all the same, don't matter which you pick.
  211. Thanks! so what are you guys up to?
  212. trying to Magically communicate with a member of CUA (celestia underground army) in Canterlot. This here microphone connects to a earpeice he has through magic generated from the ear peice wearers horn. But the items details are still being smoothed out, so it doesn't work 100% of the time.
  213. I see. Does mine do that?
  214. Well, yes and no. You would need to be talking with a unicorn for yours to work, beings as you can't generate your own magic.
  215. Hmmm
  216. >You turn to leave
  217. Oh and Anon, why don't you stop by tommorow after you've gotten some rest.
  218. What for?
  219. To talk strategy. Fluttershys not going to overthrow herself you know!
  220.  
  221. >wake up
  222. >walk Scootaloo to mock-school
  223. >hug goodbye
  224. >report to conference room
  225. >more filled then you've ever seen it, Applejack heads the table at one end.
  226. >To her right is Pinkie, to her left is Trixie.
  227. >Also at the table are Rarity, Bon-Bon, Zecora, Crankee Doodle Donkey and Derpy.
  228. >Granny smith sits in a rocking chair in the corner, her un-seeing eyes wondering aimlessly
  229. Glad yer here, Anon, now we can git started.
  230. >Take a seat at the other end of the table
  231. Listen up y'all. You are all here because our plan worked, and Anon is back. This greatly improves are chances of getting to Fluttershy. As of now, our main objective is to obtain her, dead or alive.
  232. Our secondary objective is to rescue all her prisoners , including Rainbowdash
  233. >she looks at you
  234. and Matilda,
  235. >glance towards Crankee
  236. among others. Now, nop0ny but we here at CUAB Beta. We need to send messages to, at the very least, CUAB Alpha in Canterlot.
  237. >Applejack looks directly at Derpy.
  238. Derpy, listen carefully. Do not fly to CUAB Alpha in Canterlot. Tell everyp0ny you see on the way that Anon is back. Don't leave immediatly. Don't report back here by tmmorow.
  239. >Derpy flies off
  240. >i see some things never change
  241.  
  242. Anon, heres the plan, so far. After Derpy reports to Alpha, we are going to send you there. Meanwhile, we'll plant rumors here in Ponyville of your re-arrival in the Everfree forest. Now, there have been numerous rumors over the past few monthes of your reappearance. After the first few, Fluttershy began to ignore them, not going to the sites herself, but rather sending slaves and troops out to.
  243. So how will your rumor be enough to provoke her to leave?
  244. There lies the problem. We don't have a way to do that yet.
  245. >Crankee shouts
  246. Then why are we talking about it? Whats the point?
  247. AJ: Crankee, I know your upset, but settle down, we-
  248. C: Don't you tell me to settle down! We're waisting time while we could be saving Matilda
  249. Bon Bon: Oh stop yelling. Its not like your going to save her yourself anyway.
  250. Zecora: We are not acting as we should, all this fighting is not---
  251. HOLD IT!
  252. >Granny Smith shouts from her chair
  253. Why don't we just plant that thar old journal of his out in the woods? See, problem solved.
  254. >she goes back to sucking on her teeth
  255. zecora:good
  256.  
  257. >its been two days since the meeting, and four hours since Derpy arrived, with a note from CUAB Alpha that she was "definently supposed to not deliver to CUAB Beta"
  258. >CUAB Alpha said they are ready to recieve me anytime in the next forty- eight hours.
  259. >Applejack said to meet her in her office in a half hour with a packed bag full of nessecities.
  260. >Packing bag in room, when Scootaloo comes up.
  261. Are you going away again Daddy?
  262. Yes scoots, but I won't be long this time, ok?
  263. >she nods her head, sullenly.
  264. Aw, come on, perk up. Mommy will be back soon, then we'll all be back together.
  265. >she smiles.
  266. >I do believe that too. If i can't save Rainbow, then i'd rather die then have lied such a lie to my child.
  267. >I put her on my shoulders and we walk to Rarity's room, where I hug her and Kiss her goodbye.
  268. >time to begin operation Fluttershy Bait n' switch
  269.  
  270. > Find AJ in conference room, alone.
  271. >You stand beside her for awhile, both just staring at the map spread out on the wall before you.
  272. >Finally she says
  273. This won't be easy you know.
  274. I Know.
  275. You'll be taking one other operative with you on your trip. She has the distinct ability to be able to sense trouble, among other things.
  276. Who?
  277. She can distract enemies through a number of tactical and child-like means.
  278. Who?
  279. She uses magic, but is no unicorn
  280. For the love of God and all things holy, WHO?
  281. Come on out, Operative Three
  282. >a door opens to your right.
  283. Okey Dokey Lokey
  284.  
  285. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
  286. She's your greatest chance at survival
  287. You said she uses magic without being a unicorn. I have and idea! why don't i take an actual unicorn?
  288. Trixie needs to stay here to manage communications between us, other operatives in the field, and most importantly, you. Lyra is a full time teacher and part time cook here, and generally keeps everything running like clock work. Pinkie is our next best option
  289. >She just stands there not even realizing shes been insulted
  290. Lets discuss routes you'll be taking and your mission in general
  291. Lets
  292. >sarcasm picked up on-ness is at 0%
  293. You are here. You will be taking a little used foot path off the main trail of the road to Canterlot. We have scout camps set up here and here
  294. >she points to two blue x's in the forest by the main path
  295. Enemy camps have been known to be here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Oh and one over there
  296. Dear God
  297. Which is why Pinkie is here. She can sense when somep0ny with bad intentions is near.
  298. Why didn't you say anything all those times fluttershy tried to kidnap me?
  299. PP: well I...uh..
  300. AJ: Fluttershy was technically still an Element then, she has since destroyed her element, thus eliminating her from Pinkies sense block list.
  301. Oh ok. Sorry Pinkie
  302. PP: ITS OK!
  303. >slightly less sorry now.
  304.  
  305. How the hell am i supposed to sneal through enemy lines with her yelling everythings she says?
  306. PP: Don't worry Anon, i'll be quiet. I've been stealthy before, like that time me, Twilight and Spike snuck into the castle.
  307. >speaking of which
  308. Where are Twilight and Spike?
  309. >AJ looks away
  310. Spike's co-ordinates are currently unknown, as he refused to swear loyalty to Fluttershy. We suspect he is being used as one of Fluttershys magically- obligated guards. Twilight, we have found out,, is on her close Advisors. Being the element of magic, losing her horn would've killed her. She regretfully had to swear fealty.
  311. Damn...
  312. But enough with that. Your mission plans for them will be given to you not if, but when you reach Canterlot.
  313. >You and Pinkie turn to leave
  314. Anon
  315. yeah
  316. Give 'em hell. For Big Mac
  317. ----------------
  318. done for tonight most likely