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WU,AH: Game 2 (DM: Globe) Session 2 (14 Nov)

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  1. «HTBK» Ah, yes. We're Globetrotting tonight, aren't we? Twill be a grand old time.
  2. «Egg_Discord» Indubutably
  3. «SpitFire» So your playing tonight and globe is run?
  4. «HTBK» If he can manage it.
  5. «HTBK» And if nothing horrifyingly inconvenient happens to us.
  6. «SpitFire» Last night was fun thuogh thanks
  7. «SpitFire» Anyluck with the heat?
  8. «HTBK» 'snot over yet!
  9. «SpitFire» Well you are handing it over to globe, you should be thanked for your work up to that point
  10. «HTBK» He runs a separate game, actually. One that's a little less...insane.
  11. «HTBK» At least, so far.
  12. «SpitFire» ah ok, so I will need to make a character for his game then
  13. «HTBK» Ah reckon.
  14. «SpitFire» what's the theme?
  15. «SpitFire» same or different?
  16. «HTBK» Idiots on a road trip in Germany Wake Up, am Horses.
  17. «SpitFire» ah ok, maybe I'll just watch this one
  18. «Egg_Discord» SO far the groups are split up, so you could maybe tea up with one of the three groups
  19. «SpitFire» HOw many players?
  20. «Egg_Discord» How many are there, HT? I can't remember everyone.
  21. «SpitFire» As many as HT's?
  22. «Egg_Discord» Probably. Let's see.
  23. «HTBK» There were slightly more, I think.
  24. «HTBK» Everyone from this group, plus Twianon.
  25. «SpitFire» Ouch
  26. «Egg_Discord» That sounds right.
  27. «SpitFire» Might be best I don't join this one then (that cuold be a bit much)
  28. «Egg_Discord» As I said, We were all split up at the convention center.
  29. «SpitFire» I seem to remember one of you is in jail
  30. «HTBK» Write's in prison...
  31. «Egg_Discord» So Sun, Ht and I are on some farmlands just outside the city, Write's in a prison cell, and the others are going back to the hotel where everyone stayed after the convention.
  32. «HTBK» The van's in impound...
  33. «HTBK» Twi's in a hotel...
  34. «HTBK» And Egg's in me.
  35. «HTBK» Is that right?
  36. «Egg_Discord» Yes, you read that right, Spitfire
  37. «Egg_Discord» Pretty close, HT.
  38. «SpitFire» I wasn't going to say a word
  39. «SpitFire» lol
  40. «SpitFire» When will you be free next time to run your HT?
  41. «Egg_Discord» Seems like I've got to go. Don't start without me, alright? I'll be back as soon as I can.
  42. «Mr.Jared» Finaly
  43. «Mr.Jared» you people would not stfu so i could not read the chat
  44. «SpitFire» Hi Jared
  45. «Mr.Jared» Hi there
  46. «HTBK» Of course not, Egg. Seeya.
  47. «Mr.Jared» Also egg, funny you talk about traits and iron will...
  48. «Mr.Jared» I hav been busy today
  49. «HTBK» I can run tonight, Spitfire. But I think Globe wants to.
  50. «Mr.Jared» (i wil have to do round 8, exspect a wee bit after
  51. «SpitFire» I ment next time (just so I can make sure to be on)
  52. «Mr.Jared» (8 )
  53. «HTBK» Tomorrow? About right.
  54. «Mr.Jared» i may be around 9 tomarrow
  55. «SpitFire» Oh one other question, what is the highest anyone can start with on a pon (first entering the game)
  56. «Mr.Jared» ^
  57. «Mr.Jared» 6
  58. «Egg_Discord» See you all once I return.
  59. «SpitFire» cya later egg
  60. «Mr.Jared» Kinda funny because thats what my char started as
  61. «HTBK» 6. Later, Egg.
  62. «Mr.Jared» (was funny)
  63. «Mr.Jared» Yea, marro i gots a fundraiser to go to
  64. «SpitFire» ok, just with my rolls as of late if I make a character I expect it's going to be bad
  65. «SpitFire» Puck cursed me
  66. «Mr.Jared» I loved last night, even if it did cause me to stay up so,late it gave me sickness
  67. «SpitFire» I know the feeling it was going for 3 am for me when I crashed out
  68. «SpitFire» and I'm getting my low rolling dice back from Puck (he stole them)
  69. «Mr.Jared» i just cant keep doing that though
  70. «Mr.Jared» i dont think i can operate on 3 hours of sleep and a cup of coffee
  71. «SpitFire» You just reminded me, I need to get some coffee (I'm out)
  72. «SpitFire» HT how far would you say we are into the plot now (half way?)
  73. «HTBK» Little bit more than half, maybe?
  74. «SpitFire» ok
  75. «SpitFire» So did you find out what was wrong with your heat?
  76. «HTBK» Yep.
  77. «HTBK» Fucker wasn't on.
  78. «Puck»  joined the chat.
  79. «Mr.Jared» Well, ima go, il be back at 8 or so
  80. «Globebutt» >Little bit more than half, maybe?
  81. «Puck» *waves
  82. «Globebutt» Woaaaaaaah, we're halfway there! Wo~oah, livin' on a prayer! Ain't got hands, but we'll make it; I swear! Wo~oah, livin' on a prayer!
  83. «Globebutt» Also, gonna schedule me a nap 'til about 5. It's 3:55 right now. If anyone can holla at TwiAnon and let 'er know Alex will be expected tonight...
  84. «Puck» In about an hour I'm gonna be indisposed for a while, till 5-6pm (pst)
  85. «Globebutt» Present time, PST?
  86. «Puck» 1pm
  87. «Globebutt» So three behind, and 8-9 EST.
  88. «Globebutt» Yeah. We're sure not starting /off/ with HT's game.
  89. «Writefag4»  joined the chat.
  90. «Globebutt» hey w4. gonna take a nap starting ten minutes ago until 55 from now (5 est) and then probably grab dinner before i see if we can start around session of my game
  91. «Writefag4» Okay.
  92. «Writefag4» See you then I suppose.
  93. «Ewo»  joined the chat.
  94. «Globebutt» holla@twianon if you can; least let 'er know she'll be needed.
  95. «Writefag4» What is that in hours from now?
  96. «Globebutt» 5 PM? about one.
  97. «Writefag4» Okay.
  98. «Writefag4» Why don't I do this.
  99. «Globebutt» it's about four hours from now until mr j gets back, and probably puck too
  100. «Writefag4» Hmm. Okay I can't double log in.
  101. «SpitFire» PUCK! you give me back my low rolling dice!
  102. «» GB: Back at 5:30EST joined the chat.
  103. «Writefag4» There we go.
  104. «Globebutt» i thought egg had the low rollers
  105. «Globebutt» in any case
  106. «Globebutt» i'm going to nap 15 minutes ago; later
  107. «SpitFire» Puck stole my dice!
  108. «Ewo» I have them, but only every other roll
  109. «SpitFire» Globe do you have room for more people in your game?
  110. «HTBK» JITTER USED TO WORK ON THE DOCK
  111. «Globebutt» probably
  112. «Writefag4» Maybe.
  113. «HTBK» COFFEE MAKER BROKE, SHE DOWN ON HER LUCK IT'S TOUGH
  114. «HTBK» OOH SO TOUGH
  115. «SpitFire» lol
  116. «Globebutt» sun bonnet jitters is trying to sleep
  117. «Globebutt» (get out)
  118. «Writefag4» By the way the longer we don't play this one the more time I have to think. And the more time I have to think the higher chance of Writefag going a little crazy.
  119. «SpitFire» Thinking of making a character for you game if I can
  120. «HTBK» Ah, nuts to ya.
  121. «Writefag4» Actually by this point its pretty crazy if you say the right things. Such as suggesting to want to reverse it.
  122. «Writefag4» Spitfire do you want to know what happened so far for the purpose of character creation?
  123. «SpitFire» no I don't just that you characters are on a road trip and write is in jail
  124. «Writefag4» So you don't want to know?
  125. «SpitFire» I'm open to knowing
  126. «Writefag4» Okay. Everyone so far involved has went to a Ponycon in Germany. Other than that we don't really know the source of the problem.
  127. «SpitFire» ah ok
  128. «SpitFire» that's simple enough, wait, how did you end up in jail then?
  129. «Writefag4» Thats at the end.
  130. «Mr.Jared» magic
  131. «Mr.Jared» thatsnhow
  132. «Writefag4» Write, Quake (Who is in a coma apparently), HTBK, Sunfire, and Globe went on a roadtrip afterwards.
  133. «Writefag4» Woke up: were hore.
  134. «Writefag4» Panic and take a road trip back to Stuttgart. Or however its spelled that the convention was on.
  135. «Writefag4» On the way there they meet Jared, Ewo, and Alex (TwiAnon).
  136. «Writefag4» All pack into the same van.
  137. «Mr.Jared» bullshit ensues
  138. «Writefag4» On the way back the front seat turns into an orgy of the three fully pony characters. Globe, Sunfire, and HTBK.
  139. «HTBK» Yes it did.
  140. «Writefag4» Write almost splits the party at that point and abandons the van.
  141. «Writefag4» But they manage to break out of it and run screaming back to the group.
  142. «Writefag4» Write starts punching all the ponies.
  143. «SpitFire» would it better for me to just watch or to join then?
  144. «Mr.Jared» ur choice
  145. «Writefag4» You probably could still join. Quake is so far in a coma he's probably going to be pronounced legally dead soon.
  146. «Mr.Jared» you could join me in the hotel
  147. «SpitFire» how would I join would be the question, (or find people)
  148. «SpitFire» that could work Jared
  149. «Writefag4» Ewo goes full pony during that time and Alex starts freaking out more.
  150. «Writefag4» Write leads the group and breaks back into the convention center.
  151. «Writefag4» When they find nothing left of the convention the police break in and arrest the 3 humans and Ewo.
  152. «Mr.Jared» yea i could find you "wandering" the hotel
  153. «Writefag4» The three ponies make a break for it and escape.
  154. «Writefag4» They make it to a farm and Sunfire reaches 10.1
  155. «Puck» I didn't mean to steal your dive Spitfire, but they did serve me well.
  156. «SpitFire» 10.1? so no hope for Sun
  157. «Puck» *dice
  158. «SpitFire» I want them back, (I was rolling high all last night)
  159. «Writefag4» Globe and HTBK manage to stableize themselves.
  160. «Writefag4» The other 4 are taken into custody. Write through some smooth talking manages to get them all released except for him.
  161. «Writefag4» Her. Sorry.
  162. «SpitFire» the basic stats from HT game ok, or should I make new?
  163. «SpitFire» why did they keep just you write?
  164. «Writefag4» Probably I tweaked mine a little. Shifted a few points.
  165. «Writefag4» Because I accepted all the blame. I was driving the van that was parked and I did the actual breaking and entering at the convention.
  166. «Mr.Jared» and the rest of the group had exit material
  167. «Puck» Into custody by who? Ze germans?
  168. «Writefag4» Yes.
  169. «SpitFire» ah took one of the team
  170. «Mr.Jared» the two other guys were brothers and one was a pony
  171. «Mr.Jared» I had swager
  172. «Writefag4» Jared went and bought booze and Alex and Ewo went to pick up the stuff they left at their own hotel.
  173. «Ewo» Was it mentioned that me and Alex are cousins?
  174. «SpitFire» chases are if you change more they will have to release on the grounds that your aren't the same person they arested (on ID grounds)
  175. «Writefag4» Thats what I thought. Was a little confused when Jared said brother.
  176. «Mr.Jared» sorry...
  177. «Writefag4» Writefag has no intention of leaving. Also she was arrested at 4.?
  178. «Writefag4» And to her. Things are looking pretty good.
  179. «SpitFire» that would be the reason...though a wanted poster of a Pony would be interesting to see in the city
  180. «Writefag4» I think thats the main reason the three ponies weren't persued.
  181. «SpitFire» Do have a pic of your pony?
  182. «Writefag4» I'm pony 1 down there.
  183. «Writefag4» I think Alex was turning into pony 4.
  184. «Mr.Jared» Well
  185. «Mr.Jared» Il be back
  186. «Writefag4» Globe was turning into 9. Htbk was 7 in the hat.
  187. «Mr.Jared» in 4 hours or so
  188. «Mr.Jared» round 8 or so
  189. «Mr.Jared» open house at a college
  190. «Writefag4» Ewo turned into number 13 I belive.
  191. «Mr.Jared» hoplyfly back before you guys poni poni
  192. «Writefag4» I don't think Jared was along enough to tell which one he was turning into.
  193. «Mr.Jared» Im turning into #12
  194. «Mr.Jared» i know this\
  195. «Mr.Jared» many details
  196. «Mr.Jared» 1) brown hair
  197. «Mr.Jared» 2) redish eyes
  198. «Ewo» It's easier to say I was becoming the tree one
  199. «Mr.Jared» 3) wanted to touch polices megaphone
  200. «Writefag4» Okay.
  201. «SpitFire» I can't do it, I was going to try to make it into a mug shot and wanted poster, (i'm not that good with Photoshop)
  202. «Puck» The tricky part would be the head on shot
  203. «Writefag4» I was kind of thinking the same thing might be cool but yeah. I can't really draw.
  204. «SpitFire» lol
  205. «SpitFire» to bad (that would have been funny to see)
  206. «Writefag4» Okay. Going to play some Katamari.
  207. «Writefag4» Back in an hour probably.
  208. «Mr.Jared» yea, lets try to get everyone if we can
  209. «Mr.Jared» i want to keep stuck with these stories
  210. «Puck» How many players are there for this one? I may be better off trying to be productive, but I dunno...
  211. «SpitFire» Do you play GB's puck? (I thought you did)
  212. «Puck» Haven't yet. The other was my first game.
  213. «SpitFire» ah ok
  214. «SpitFire» so you and I are in the same boat again, to join or not
  215. «Puck» Heh, seems that way.
  216. «Mr.Jared» makes me wonder how many other campains have gone on?
  217. «SpitFire» if we join, we could have just landed and are meeting with the crew late, and then meet with Jared at the hotel
  218. «SpitFire» sounds like just these 2 so fair
  219. «Puck» That was my impression as well.
  220. «Puck» That does sound like a plausible intro.
  221. «Mr.Jared» idk bout that
  222. «Mr.Jared» there was a single anon who said they liked it
  223. «SpitFire» oh
  224. «Puck» Oh, so we may have spawned other groups out there?
  225. «Puck» That makes me half proud, half scared.
  226. «Mr.Jared» same here
  227. «Mr.Jared» goodby for the last time
  228. «Mr.Jared» i hope
  229. «Mr.Jared» maybe
  230. «Mr.Jared» idfk
  231. «SpitFire» So can Sun be helped now? (10.1)
  232. «Mr.Jared» i think yes
  233. «Mr.Jared» you just gotta shock it real hard ofta er
  234. «SpitFire» oh and is there a change chart (so we can see what changes happen when?)
  235. «Mr.Jared» sure
  236. «Egg_Discord» I have returned!
  237. «Mr.Jared» well 9i gota go
  238. «Mr.Jared» leme just do this for u
  239. «HTBK» Hi Egg.
  240. «Mr.Jared»  1—No physical changes, minimal mental changes; urges can only be triggered by strong stimuli. 2—Hair and eyes, along with small changes to sensory organs. 3—Physical changes have hit the halfway, now. That means genitals, ears, and tail. 4—This is where things get harder to conceal. Fur, flattened out teeth. Wear a jacket. 5—Vestigial wings and initial loss of dexterity. Oooh dear. 6—WHOOOOOOA WE HALFWAY THEERE. In otherwords, poni'd physically. Here on out it's mental. 7 is memory loss 8 is when they pick a master 9 is the 11th hour 10 is gone unless you do something hilariously drastic.
  241. «Puck» That should go in the google doc.
  242. «SpitFire»  Thanks
  243. «Egg_Discord» Indeed it should
  244. «Puck» who manages that btw?
  245. «HTBK» I do.
  246. «Puck» Ok, just curious.
  247. «Puck» Also, that was a stroke of brilliance on the name, if that was you.
  248. «Puck» I have a feel that the anon who posted that snippet initially was trying to troll us.
  249. «Puck»  has uploaded a new photo.
  250. «HTBK» I named it, but you know, only because of our friend anon.
  251. «Globebutt» good troll anon
  252. «Globebutt» makes dumb joke post
  253. «Globebutt» is still amusing to those who care for topic
  254. «Globebutt» truly requires talent
  255. «Globebutt» so, i just woke up. see you were debriefing puck; not sure what else went on.
  256. «Puck» not much I think.
  257. «Globebutt» the less to read up on, then
  258. «SpitFire» Puck and I were debating on join the game
  259. «Globebutt» ...wondering where sunfire is. think sunfire played strawberry and went full pone; got punched into coma
  260. «Globebutt» so not most important
  261. «Globebutt» but! is eating time
  262. «SpitFire» Going to join Puck?
  263. «Egg_Discord» (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdhpqxSHAI1rwj99ro1_250.jpg For everyone who has fallen in love with a carrot)
  264. «Puck» I Think I will
  265. «Puck» (dammit egg)
  266. «HTBK» "Faggot" is a lovely word.
  267. «HTBK» It really is.
  268. «Puck» I jammed that carrot down a garbage disposal, what does that say?
  269. «Puck» Oh, snap, and I'm almost late to lab, be back in 2.5-3 hours
  270. «SpitFire» I will never look at squeek carrots the same way again
  271. «Egg_Discord» ...Oh, my
  272. «Writefag4» Okay back.
  273. «Writefag4» I miss anything?
  274. «Writefag4» I don't know. Shoving a carrot into a dark hole?
  275. «Egg_Discord» Nothing of real importance, Write
  276. «» GB: Back at 5:30EST left the chat.
  277. «Egg_Discord» (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AZ8tGhWOZI Epic song for epic preparations.)
  278. «Egg_Discord» (Prepare yourselves for the continuation of the events of Stuttgart)
  279. «SpitFire» Globe would you mind taking on 2 more people?
  280. «Writefag4» Oh Sunfire wasn't completely forgotten. HTBK and Egg were curled up around her weren't they?
  281. «Egg_Discord» That's right. After quite the Rendezvous as well.
  282. «Globebutt» So. Roll call, while I prepare drinks, pull up sheets and see if I can find anything on extradition quick enough to use.
  283. «Globebutt» Also, those of you joining or not, please make your final decisions and post your sheets or not.
  284. «Writefag4» I'm here.
  285. «Ewo» I'm here
  286. «Writefag4» Did you ever manage to read my own little bit with Writefag thinking in her cell?
  287. «Globebutt» I'm not sure I got that. Where/when was it? Would you mind showing it to me i... in... without making me scroll up?
  288. «Writefag4» Got it saved sure.
  289. «Writefag4» Probably would have been better with the voice actually being there but I tried to negotiate with my pony self.
  290. «Writefag4» I lay flat on my back and stare at the ceiling. The lights went out a while ago but I still can't sleep.
  291. «Writefag4» 'What are you up to brain. I heard that earlier you know. Cobwebs huh? So I guess this sweet tat means I'm interested in the creepy stuffs? Well at least we don't seem to be going on like HT's hat fetish was. I don't know. I might be cool with it. Spooky stuff kind of has its charm. You know check out some abandoned buildings. Visit all the dead people in the graveyard. You know what might be really cool? An asylum. I'd love to dig up some old records there. Yep. Pretty sure I'd compromise with you there.'
  292. «Writefag4» 'Still can't be the only thing we do right? More to life than ghosts and goblins right. We got the others counting on us. I mean honestly they'd all be a mess without us. So lets cut a deal. We don't go any further with this whole turning into a pony thing. We keep it right where it is. Got the best of both worlds here. A little magic and opposible thumbs. In exchange we do some hardcore ruin hunting when we get this all sorted out. Heck with a little magic we might even be able to prove if ghosts are real or not. Sound good? Heck. We'll even eat healthier as long as you don't go diving headlong into apple barrels again.
  293. «Writefag4» 'Mutual, Equal, a team. There's a lot we can do while we walk this line go too far one way or the other and we lose it. Heh. Talking to myself. Looks like its already gone. But I value these thoughts we're having. I gotta say. Its pretty sweet here in the sweet spot. So let keep it that way. We'll get through this yeah.'
  294. «Globebutt» Interesting. I'll try to mark that soliloquy.
  295. «SpitFire» Ath-5 Sne-3 Cha-4 For-3 Tal-2 Rea-3 (am I missing anything?)
  296. «Globebutt» Name, short description (physical /and/ personal, please), and the results of two rolls of 1d6.
  297. «Writefag4» No d20?
  298. «SpitFire» kk
  299. «Globebutt» Nah; more pones are taken.
  300. «Egg_Discord» I'm ready
  301. «SpitFire» Ath-5 Sne-3 Cha-4 For-3 Tal-2 Rea-3 Human, 5.8 Brown hair, brown eyes, meduim build
  302. «SpitFire» (3) (4)
  303. «Globebutt» Your sex bits innies or outies?
  304. «SpitFire» opps!
  305. «SpitFire» Male
  306. «Globebutt» Also, add one more point to your stats.
  307. «SpitFire» tal 3 then
  308. «Globebutt» Age, roughly?
  309. «SpitFire» 24?
  310. «Globebutt» Mid or early twenties would have worked fine, but 24's good, too.
  311. «SpitFire» Mid 20's then
  312. «SpitFire» Puck you still with us?
  313. «Egg_Discord» Sound off if you're ready
  314. «Globebutt» No; he said he'd be back in... two to three hours from now.
  315. «Globebutt» He mentioned it a while back.
  316. «Writefag4» (Here.)
  317. «Ewo» I feel like refreshing until I get a green name, cause I thought it was fitting last time
  318. «SpitFire» (here)
  319. «Globebutt» And J said he'd be back around 8, so...
  320. «Egg_Discord» Yeah, better wait for the others. We'll probably get in 8 hours worth of RP anyway
  321. «SpitFire» (How would you like me to join the game, or would you like me to wait till you have a chance)
  322. «Globebutt» So TwiAnon/Alex needs to get in here, and HT'll need to say "here". Then, I think we'll have a quorum.
  323. «Globebutt» But Spitfire, tell me about Spitfire. It's Tuesday morning, the week after Galacon, in Stuttgart, Germany. Were you still in town this morning when you found something hairy attached to your backside, or what drove you back to town?
  324. «Alex»  joined the chat.
  325. «Writefag4» Hi Alex.
  326. «HTBK» Here, pardon the delay.
  327. «Alex» Dunno how I let myself get sucked into this @_@
  328. «Ewo» :3?
  329. «Alex» But I GUESS I will honor my commitment
  330. «Writefag4» I'm pretty sure we all want it with varying degrees of secretly.
  331. «Alex» Besides, hanging out with Ewo is cool at least <3
  332. «Alex» I dunno about that.
  333. «Ewo» :3
  334. «Globebutt» Spitfire?
  335. «Alex» I can say with some degree of honesty that Cherry Slush is pretty high on my 'DO NOT WANT' list
  336. «O-O-T-N»  joined the chat.
  337. «SpitFire» (globe for a name, I have no idea is it for the human or the pony?)
  338. «Globebutt» No, no; you've got a human name. Your name is Spitfire, remember?
  339. «Writefag4» Yeah well don't tell Writefag that.
  340. «SpitFire» (and I'm here  )
  341. «SpitFire» ok
  342. «Writefag4» Or tell him. Your risk and all.
  343. «Globebutt» Just tell me about where you were Monday after Galacon.
  344. «Alex» Tell him what?
  345. «Globebutt» Spitfire. 's joining the game.
  346. «Writefag4» That you don't want this.
  347. «Alex» Uh...
  348. «Alex» Assuming Alex and Ewo meet you again
  349. «Alex» I don't see how that would matter
  350. «SpitFire» (I would have gone for food and then spent the night talking with people going through Con swag)
  351. «Writefag4» Lets just say the longer Writefag thinks the more he thinks this is the best thing thats ever happened to him/her.
  352. «SpitFire» (he got a Daring Doo Plushie  )
  353. «Alex» I think her position on the matter might be a bit different if she were turning into Snips and Snail's old man. x:
  354. «SpitFire» (was trying for a laugh)
  355. «Globebutt» ...While I'm thinking about it. Had we settled on a name for either of the blue bookbutt stallions or the brickbutt guy?
  356. «Writefag4» Wreckit didn't work right?
  357. «Writefag4» "Jack Hammer"
  358. «Writefag4» Actually that sounds like a porn name.
  359. «Alex» It does
  360. «Alex» das terrible
  361. «Globebutt» A lot of pony names do.
  362. «Globebutt» Though Jack Hammer, especially.
  363. «HTBK» I'd suggest a play on "Page", but that' be a shameful ripoff.
  364. «Alex» Page Turner?
  365. «Egg_Discord» Page turner
  366. «HTBK» See? Direct ripoff.
  367. «Alex» Of what?
  368. «HTBK» (If any of you have the misfortune to know who Mbulsht is, he ran under that name for a while.)
  369. «Alex» That is a phrase used to describe books
  370. «HTBK» That's the best I got, though.
  371. «Alex» Globe, is it okay if I dump what I have saved in my OC folder at the moment?
  372. «Globebutt» I suppose so, but I'll probably be picky and delete a bunch of 'em.
  373. «Globebutt» And of course, you can't reroll a pone. :B
  374. «Alex» I think that went without saying
  375. «Alex» And considering some of the stuff that is in here, you can't be that picky XD
  376. «Globebutt» I'm not calling these all good OCs, but they're mostly better than awful. :V
  377. «Alex»  has uploaded a new photo.
  378. «Alex»  has uploaded a new photo.
  379. «Alex»  has uploaded a new photo.
  380. «Alex»  has uploaded a new photo.
  381. «SpitFire»  has uploaded a new photo.
  382. «Alex»  has uploaded a new photo.
  383. «Alex»  has uploaded a new photo.
  384. «Alex»  has uploaded a new photo.
  385. «Alex»  has uploaded a new photo.
  386. «Alex» Once upon a time there were more
  387. «Alex» But then my flash drive died
  388. «HTBK» Huh.
  389. «Alex» So I have to remake the folder
  390. «Globebutt» I think that we've reached the image limit; mind if I delete the worst of the bunch?
  391. «HTBK» I'd submit some, but I'm not a tumblr guy. The only ones I have are shops, recolors, and pony creator pics.
  392. «SpitFire» go for it
  393. «HTBK» Damn you, generalzoi.
  394. «Globebutt» Ey, pony creator pics are all right. At least for concepts, and honestly, ain't that all we need?
  395. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  396. «Writefag4» Sadly male hair is lacking in the creator.
  397. «Globebutt» Quite.
  398. «Alex» It's fine with me
  399. «Globebutt» 's why I did my own. Still never happy with it, but.
  400. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  401. «HTBK» REcolors, recolors--oh, hey, an original piece.
  402. «HTBK» ...and it's orange, yellow, and red.
  403. «HTBK» Hm.
  404. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  405. «Globebutt» warm colors can be nice
  406. «Globebutt» (i'm not making anyone croptool, though)
  407. «Globebutt» (that would be a quick bad end)
  408. «HTBK» Oh, I found a *parody* of godawful OC's. I'm uploading that one for shiggles.
  409. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  410. «HTBK»  has uploaded a new photo.
  411. «Globebutt» excuse me while i go cry a little
  412. «O-O-T-N»  has deleted a photo.
  413. «SpitFire» (I like that white pe
  414. «Alex» http://cinyu.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Walking-268518510
  415. «Alex» Look, it even comes with a collar
  416. «HTBK» Crying is fun.
  417. «SpitFire» ( pegasus pony)
  418. «HTBK» AT least, when someone else is doing it.
  419. «SpitFire» (like any of the pics Globe?)
  420. «HTBK» What kinda faggotpone wears a collar just cuz?
  421. «SpitFire» (goth)
  422. «Egg_Discord» That's a necklace, not a collar
  423. «SpitFire» (choker?)
  424. «Alex» Jesus christ my netbook is having a heart attack
  425. «Alex» I'll try to be back as soon as possible
  426. «Globebutt» All right, then. Before I forget, although I may not have mentioned it the other day, all of you who visited the police station knew that Writefag was only going to be in that cell for the night or until extradition, but bail would be €12500. (That's about $16k.) This was definitely not something I just added after the fact as I remembered better how judicial systems usually work.
  427. «Writefag4» Writefag doesn't have that kind of money.
  428. «Globebutt» Then I guess he won't be the one paying his bail.
  429. «Alex»  left the chat.
  430. «SpitFire» (if i had a year of work I might have that)
  431. «Sunfire»  joined the chat.
  432. «Globebutt» Hey sun. Were getting ready for new game where I DM, even though I feel like I might be falling asleep, Jared won't be back for 80 minutes, and Alex just left.
  433. «Egg_Discord» Wait, we're starting a new one or resuming your old one, Globe?
  434. «Globebutt» Resuming.
  435. «Egg_Discord» ok
  436. «Globebutt» Sorry. See, I said I was tired.
  437. «SpitFire» (*passes Globe a pot of hot coffee*)
  438. «Sunfire» Up for either it or not. The raw RP machine has to fall apart at *some point*
  439. «HTBK» *Globe, this GM suggests a brief hot shower, or a drink.*
  440. «Sunfire» even as a student I couldn't imagine participating in 10 hour RPs every day for days on end
  441. «Alex»  joined the chat.
  442. «Globebutt» What the hell you doin', Spit! Jitters doesn't even drink it black straight from the pot.
  443. «Globebutt» (She eats beans straight from the bag. But that's another story.)
  444. «Sunfire» observation 1: getting reminded of WU, AH when in the produce section is probably not a good thing
  445. «SpitFire» (I don't know anything about coffee)
  446. «Sunfire» observation 2: if you told me a year ago I would by now be devoting far too much of my free time to pretending to be a quasi-domesticated talking cartoon horse, I would probably murder my future self.
  447. «Egg_Discord» (I will take a brief shower myself)
  448. «Sunfire» future me is cool with it though so
  449. «Alex» (what do I need to roll to steal a car? I figure I can unlock it with my telekinesis and go from there. Also I need a link to the dice roller.)
  450. «HTBK» *Observation 3. Imitating WU, AH, when in the produce section is a much *worse* thing.*
  451. «Sunfire» the cartoon horses, not the getting murdered
  452. «Egg_Discord» Sun, you have no idea how many people that would apply to nowadays
  453. «Globebutt» I can't take brief showers.
  454. «Globebutt» rolz.org/group
  455. «Egg_Discord» By brief, I mean at least five or ten minutes
  456. «Ewo» Imitating WA, AH in the squeaky produce section.
  457. «Globebutt» I mean I can't take any less than 20 and often take more than 30.
  458. «Sunfire» I will probably flip my shit if I ever see a squeaky carrot
  459. «Sunfire» i'm the same way globe
  460. «Sunfire» its thinking time
  461. «Globebutt» I'll try a nap, instead. Take 15, and then we'll try starting again.
  462. «HTBK» Welp, he's gone.
  463. «Globebutt» To unlock a car would be Talent. To-- you don't know me very well, HT-- steal it would be Stealth. To not get distracted by /something/-- like a dog toy in the back seat?-- you don't get to roll for that.
  464. «Writefag4» Okay. Just a second. I have to go do some things quickly. Shouldn't take more than 15 minutes.
  465. «HTBK» h
  466. «HTBK» He's gone, too.
  467. «SpitFire» O.O
  468. «Globebutt» (Minecraft server I usually go on, there's a guy there; when I tell them "Night, guys," he usually says "See you again in 10 minutes"
  469. «Sunfire» haha
  470. «Globebutt» I'm very bad at getting and staying off of the computer.)
  471. «Writefag4» Whats going on? Globes taking a nap? Did I lose the connection for a second maybe?
  472. «SpitFire» So HT how is your evil plotting giong?
  473. «Sunfire» i'm going to play some skyrim (but will still be able to see chat cuz dual screens)
  474. «Alex»  left the chat.
  475. «HTBK» It's evil.
  476. «HTBK» And good.
  477. «SpitFire» Need any dieas?
  478. «SpitFire» ideas*
  479. «HTBK» Nope, I'm good.
  480. «HTBK» Though I did notice that this plot looks a bit like a bowl of upturned spaghetti.
  481. «SpitFire» Random stupid question then, how long till my characters wings are grown and formed? (killing time)
  482. «SpitFire» and that sounds good HTBK
  483. «HTBK» One moment.
  484. «HTBK» .9 more, Spit.
  485. «HTBK» ...Hm.
  486. «HTBK» Hey, wait a second.
  487. «HTBK» Why would they extradite over B&#?
  488. «HTBK» B&E?
  489. «SpitFire» Some countries will do that even with low level offences
  490. «Writefag4» Okay back.
  491. «Writefag4» Also its okay HTBK. I actually thought of a reason that it could have been Goldman. Probably not likely but it could be a scheme to put an up and comming competitor out of buisness by framing them.
  492. «HTBK» *Not bad*, Write. Not hot, but you're warmish.
  493. «Globebutt» HT: They might, they might not. The officer said the Consulate was in touch, but didn't quite say what they were discussing. I'm not saying what is or ain't in the works.
  494. «Globebutt» So! Egg, HT, Alex, Ewo, W4, Spitfire. All y'all back here yet?
  495. «Ewo» Yeap
  496. «Writefag4» Here.
  497. «HTBK» Present, herr Buttock.
  498. «SpitFire» here
  499. «» Shinto joined the chat.
  500. «Globebutt» That's Herr Globuspo to you, karl.
  501. «Globebutt» Err,s/karl/mister still tired dammit
  502. «Egg_Discord» WHO EES NOT READY TO FIGHT?
  503. «Globebutt» Looks like Alex, Jared,and Sunfire are still not accounted for.
  504. «Sunfire» semi-here but not quite ready yet.
  505. «Globebutt» What or how long do you need?
  506. «» Shinto left the chat.
  507. «Sunfire» like 5 maybe?
  508. «Globebutt» About two repeats of this song, then. I'll be resting my eyes until then.
  509. «SpitFire» Feeling better Globe?
  510. «Globebutt» Un peu
  511. «Sunfire» let me water up and should be ready to go
  512. «Writefag4» Sigh. Back soon hopefully. Shouldn't be more than 5 minutes feel free to start without me.
  513. «HTBK» It's a mad world we live in when skinny, clean-shaven men identify as neckbeards and fa/tg/uys.
  514. «Sunfire» >get on my level
  515. «Egg_Discord» >Get on your level
  516. «Egg_Discord» >Go full pony
  517. «Egg_Discord» No thank you
  518. «Sunfire» but but... pats and bellyrubs from Master ... FOREVERRR
  519. «Globebutt» All right. Write ought to be getting back any minute now, and I've got sufficiently bizarre German music playing. http://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA
  520. «Globebutt» I think we can start with the recaps.
  521. «Sunfire» (why are the protomen *so good*)
  522. «Egg_Discord» (When I think of Germany http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMYv3pfls-M)
  523. «Writefag4» Back.
  524. «HTBK» >Sink to your level
  525. «SpitFire» (still here)
  526. «HTBK» Well, let's go.
  527. «Globebutt» In unserer letzten Sitzung der Wake Up, Am Horse: Sunfire was KO'd in ein Spargelfeld, and Egg and HT were having horse sex as humans not too very far away. Writefag4 was locked up in a German police station awaiting bail. Ale... fuck, where's Alex? Alex WAS with her cousin the unicorn in the lobby of the Holiday Inn: Stuttgart, where Jared was going to meet them if he didn't get lost. (He did.) Spitfire was in an undisclosed location within the Greater Stuttgart Metropolitan Area.
  528. «Ewo» (I feel kind of... alone.)
  529. «Globebutt» (Understandably.)
  530. «SpitFire» (would I know anyone of the crew, so I just send a text saying "I'm at the hotel, where you guys?")
  531. «Writefag4» (Perhaps you're hiding at the same holiday inn that the others were going to meet at. Possibly hiding your horselike attributes not sure what to do.
  532. «Writefag4» (What are you starting at?)
  533. «SpitFire» (I can work with that)
  534. «Globebutt» (You probably wouldn't. You may have met them at a party Sunday night, or some other time over the convention, but you weren't too chummy with any of them.)
  535. «Globebutt» (Spitfire was at a 3.)
  536. «Sunfire» (I'm at a 9.9 right)
  537. «Globebutt» (Correct.)
  538. «Egg_Discord» (talking about my feelings and having sensual sex dropped me down to 6.5
  539. «Ewo» I sit awkwardly in the lobby of the inn, waiting for my cousin.
  540. «Sunfire» (I still don't understand how that one happened but okay~)
  541. «HTBK» (And I'm cool at 6.3?)
  542. «SpitFire» (3, so mane and tail, and more?)
  543. «Globebutt» (Correct, and correct.)
  544. «Writefag4» (Isn't it eyes too?0
  545. «Egg_Discord» (yeppers)
  546. «Globebutt» (Falls under more, as do ears.)
  547. «HTBK» I swallow my grogginess as I slowly come to on Strawberry's shoulder, and wait to open my eyes. I slowly reach one hoof over aforementioned pillowpone, and gently prod Egg's shoulder.
  548. «Globebutt» Judging by the sun in the sky, it's still some time around the middle of the day.
  549. «Sunfire» "mm?" I drowsily mumble, rolling over.
  550. «SpitFire» *covers up as best I can to hide what ever is happening to me* this can't be happening to me... *paces around and looks out the windows and then checks the hall way for people*
  551. «Egg_Discord» I wake up, and look at HT, saying, "Morning, sexy."
  552. «Writefag4» (Did we perhaps make the news?)
  553. «Egg_Discord» This was partly because of last night and partly to rustle his jimmies
  554. «HTBK» I groan into Strawberry's coat, and open my eyes at last.
  555. «HTBK» "You know, I was hoping that I'd wake up in my bed."
  556. «HTBK» "But you just *had* to start with that, didn't you."
  557. «Globebutt» It's likely that you did, Writefag, but there's no way for you to tell from your cell.
  558. «HTBK» "No good morning, no *are you awake*, just heya sexy."
  559. «Sunfire» I stretch and give Master a knowing look while standing up. "So, what are we gonna do now?"
  560. «Writefag4» (Just saying. It might be something Spitfire sees.)
  561. «Writefag4» I don't see much of anything. My sleep mask is still on. Lucky I took it away from Ewo.
  562. «SpitFire» *checks the tv to see what is going*
  563. «Globebutt» You've been looking like this all day, Sunfire. Orangish hair. Fucking /tail/. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to try the street food, but you didn't think anything could fuck you up like this.
  564. «Egg_Discord» I chuckle at her response, following it up with "Hey, come on. Don't tell me you didn't enjoy last night." I then get up and stretch a bit. "If it makes you feel better, HT, Good morning."
  565. «HTBK» "Good morning to you to, ya palooka."
  566. «HTBK» I pull myself up on Egg and look at Strawberry.
  567. «HTBK» "Well. First things first, I s'pose."
  568. «Egg_Discord» "Right. You feel alright, Sun?"
  569. «Sunfire» "It is a bit much sun out here..."
  570. «Globebutt» When you check the hallway, there's nobody coming from either direction-- not visibly, but the elevators are beeping and booping as always, right outside your room.
  571. «Egg_Discord» "No, I mean you, Sun."
  572. «Sunfire» "I'm Strawberry, you silly-willy."
  573. «HTBK» "Hm. Time for a therapy session, Egg."
  574. «HTBK» I clear my throat.
  575. «HTBK» "Strawberry. Master needs you to think."
  576. «HTBK» "Where are we?"
  577. «SpitFire» *closes the door and debates what to do more* I need food, but I can't be seen like this... I'll just order something... but I'll still have to pick it up...
  578. «Egg_Discord» I nod silently, ready to offer support if she needs it.
  579. «Globebutt» You could order room service, SpitFire.
  580. «Sunfire» "Yes Master. A... field?" I glance around me.
  581. «HTBK» "Good."
  582. «HTBK» I point to the city.
  583. «HTBK» "What's the name of that city?"
  584. «Sunfire» "Stegoguard?"
  585. «HTBK» "Close. Keep trying."
  586. «Sunfire» I fall silent, focusing for awhile. "Uhh... Stuttergat?"
  587. «Globebutt» Steoguard... Stuffgored... Suitmart? What was it, Strawberry? Master wants you-- no, needs you to know!
  588. «HTBK» "Closer. Think harder."
  589. «Egg_Discord» I smile a bit. Seems like with HT around, none of us are gonna turn into anyone's pets anytime soon.
  590. «Sunfire» I frown at Master. "This is hard!"
  591. «Egg_Discord» "Don't give up!" I call out. "You're really close!"
  592. «HTBK» "Hmph. And you're giving up? Guess master doesn't mean that much to you."
  593. «Globebutt» It really is, Strawberry. Why is Master even asking you this? It shouldn't matter where you are.
  594. «Globebutt» You're with Master, and Master's with you!
  595. «Sunfire» "No! I'm sorry Master, let me try again..." I sit down, rubbing my head with a hoof, concentrating for a little while. "Stut... Stuttgart?"
  596. «Egg_Discord» "Just keep thinking harder about where we are, and you'll make master really proud of you!" I say, to try and help
  597. «HTBK» At last, I crack a smile.
  598. «HTBK» "Stuttgart. That's it."
  599. «HTBK» "Now why did we come here?"
  600. «SpitFire» *places an oder for room service and gets some money together, then I look for the Con contact info* Maybe they can tell me where some of the others are or what's going on"
  601. «Sunfire» "Running away from the bad men."
  602. «HTBK» "Good. And why were they after us?"
  603. «Globebutt» The con's been over for a couple of days now, Spitfire. Most of the other guests have probably already left.
  604. «Sunfire» "They... they... tried to take Master away."
  605. «HTBK» "But why, Strawberry? Why did they try to take me?"
  606. «Globebutt» What did you order on the menu, Spitfire? Or could you not read it, because it was in German?
  607. «Globebutt» They were bad men, Strawberry! Why else would they do it?
  608. «SpitFire» (forgot about that part... one sec)
  609. «Sunfire» "They were mad at us for going to the place we went!"
  610. «Globebutt» It might have had pictures on it, Spitfire.
  611. «Sunfire» I feel like a fucking genius for that one.
  612. «Sunfire» And my face shows it.
  613. «HTBK» "You are clever. Now why couldn't we go there?"
  614. «Globebutt» What a smart girl you are, Strawberry! You deserve a belly rub.
  615. «Globebutt» But... more questions? Master didn't always like ask questions this much.
  616. «SpitFire» *orders a simple ceser salid*
  617. «Egg_Discord» (I just thought of a name for my pony. How does Brick-a-Brack sound?)
  618. «Globebutt» (Sure. We'll go with that.)
  619. «Sunfire» Belly rubs are tempting but Master hasn't said it's ok, just demanding questions. Oh well. "Because ... because there were other people there or something. We were there some time ago?"
  620. «HTBK» "Yes, we were. You're making me very happy."
  621. «HTBK» I put on a creepy, dead-eyed smile. Just enough to tell a very simple creature that something is amiss.
  622. «Sunfire» (why is master giving me a rapeface)
  623. «SpitFire» (anyway I could find people?  _
  624. «Globebutt» Master's getting scary, Sunfire.
  625. «HTBK» "There were people there. And we weren't allowed in, because we're not people like them."
  626. «HTBK» "Ponies aren't normal, Strawberry. Do you know that?"
  627. «Globebutt» I'm sure there's a phone book in the room, Spitfire.
  628. «Sunfire» "But..." I try to look away from Master's creepy ass smile.
  629. «Globebutt» Why is Master doing this, Strawberry?
  630. «Globebutt» You've been a good girl!
  631. «HTBK» "But we're not. We shouldn't be here, Strawberry."
  632. «Sunfire» "Where should we be then? We can go wherever we're supposed to..." I lightly tap my forehooves together.
  633. «HTBK» "We should be at home, with ice cream. You like ice cream, don't you?"
  634. «Egg_Discord» I'd love to be a bigger part of the action, but it seems like HT's got this under control.
  635. «Globebutt» Ooh! Ice cream! Now Master's talkin'.
  636. «Globebutt» Follow him home. Follow him home!
  637. «Sunfire» Does the pope shit in the woods? You have Strawberry's complete undivided attention by the c- sound in cream. "Ooh! Ooh! Yess!"
  638. «HTBK» "Exactly. And I'd get you some, but we're not allowed to have ice cream."
  639. «Writefag4» (Wait Pope?)
  640. «HTBK» "For the same reason we're not allowed in that building. Think hard. What's that reason?"
  641. «Globebutt» Spitfire: Alternatively, you could just try to cover up and head out.
  642. «Egg_Discord» (I think that's supposed to be nonsensical)
  643. «Sunfire» "Bad men?"
  644. «SpitFire» *dig around and pull out a phone book and try to remember the names of places people where heading...*
  645. «HTBK» "No, Strawberry..."
  646. «Globebutt» Oh no, Strawberry! Did you take a piddle in the building? Is that why you're not allowed there any more? What did you do wrong?
  647. «HTBK» "Because ponies..."
  648. «Egg_Discord» (Okay, I laughed at the piddle remark)
  649. «Sunfire» I hang my head. "But that's not fair, Master..."
  650. «HTBK» "What's not fair, Strawberry?"
  651. «Globebutt» You've always been a pony, Strawberry! Poor you. Not allowed inside just because of who you are.
  652. «HTBK» I rest a hoof on her shoulder.
  653. «HTBK» "You're always such a good girl. It can't be anything you did."
  654. «Sunfire» (pony discrimination: the greatest crime of the 21st century)
  655. «Globebutt» Ohmaster'stouchingyouhesaidyou'reagoodgirlyesyesyesyouAREagoodgirlaren'tyou.
  656. «HTBK» "So whyyyy aren't you allowed inside?"
  657. «Globebutt» Master keeps asking such hard questions.
  658. «Sunfire» Master's touch makes Strawberry very happy. Diminished a bit by the harsh question yet again. I look at Egg, hoping to find some clue to whatever answer Master is demanding of me.
  659. «Sunfire» (I'm not getting boring with this shtick am I?)
  660. «HTBK» (Nawp.)
  661. «Ewo» I'm just going to keep sitting in the lobby until either Alex shows up or Spitfire comes along.
  662. «Globebutt» (Or Jared shows up, I assume, Ewo.)
  663. «SpitFire» (sorry Ewo, didn't know you were in the lobby)
  664. «Globebutt» (You got a way to get a hold of Alex; find out why she dropped out?)
  665. «Ewo» (Yeah)
  666. «SpitFire» *sends a text to Ewo, are you in the hotel?!*
  667. «Globebutt» (And you wouldn't, either, Spitfire; you've been in your room all day!)
  668. «HTBK» (back in a flas.)
  669. «SpitFire» (oh
  670. «Egg_Discord» "Think, Strawberry. Were the bad men ponies?"
  671. «Globebutt» It's getting boring in your room, Spitfire. Are you going to try watching the TV, or getting something to eat?
  672. «SpitFire» (I can fix that)
  673. «Ewo» *sends a text back, hicr.bteunxosbutohi.rpcrtnhiu*
  674. «SpitFire» (what the hell?)
  675. «Sunfire» "Well...no..."
  676. «Globebutt» (So how do you two know each other?)
  677. «Egg_Discord» "And how about those men who tried to take master away? They tried to put something on her hands that wasn't meant for ponies."
  678. «SpitFire» *reallize I dont have enough cash on me for the food, but there is a machine in the lobby...* Damn I have to get cash *so I cover up as best I can and makes I have what I need before heading down to the lobby*
  679. «Ewo» (I guess we would have just met in the convention and found out we were staying in the same place I guess)
  680. «Globebutt» Now, wait. What exactly are you wearing?
  681. «Globebutt» Have you looked in a mirror?
  682. «Egg_Discord» "Do you think it's possible that maybe they weren't trying to catch ponies?"
  683. «Sunfire» "H-handcuffs."
  684. «SpitFire» (big hat, glasses, heavy long coat (expected it to be winter) )
  685. «HTBK» I crack another small smile.
  686. «Globebutt» It's Summer in Stuttgart, Spitfire.
  687. «HTBK» "That's right, Strawberry."
  688. «Egg_Discord» "That's right. Those are for hands. But ponies don't have hands, do they?"
  689. «Egg_Discord» "So why would they try to use handcuffs on a pony?"
  690. «SpitFire» (DUH!)
  691. «Globebutt» Those bad men must not have been very well supplied, were they, Strawberry?
  692. «SpitFire» (then I would just put on a few things a make myself look like I haen't cleaned up from the Con yet)
  693. «Sunfire» Not really Strawberry's place to muse over the logistics of da po-po. "I... don't know. It doesn't make sense, ponies don't have the notch."
  694. «Globebutt» You put on a bright blue Wonderbolts shirt with your blue jeans and beanie cap. You positively reek of spaghetti, Spitfire. At least it covers up your ears!
  695. «SpitFire» (I'll find you Ewo)
  696. «Writefag4» (At least you don't have the Rainbow Dash backpack.)
  697. «Egg_Discord» (Ponies don't have the notch? You wanna rephrase that, please?)
  698. «Ewo» (check pockets for spaghetti)
  699. «SpitFire» (spaghetti? that's new)
  700. «Globebutt» Ewo finds no spaghetti in her pockets, because she's a horse.
  701. «Globebutt» Horses don't wear pants.
  702. «HTBK» "Good..."
  703. «HTBK» I rub my nose thoughtfully.
  704. «Sunfire» (I was being kinda incomplete information in general!)
  705. «SpitFire» *heads down and tries to laugh at the strange looks I keep getting*
  706. «HTBK» "Now, Strawberry. We were there earlier."
  707. «HTBK» "Just a few days ago."
  708. «HTBK» "Why were we allowed in then?"
  709. «Sunfire» (It makes sense if you understand handcuffs, which Sunfire in this campaign does because hipster + lockpicking + trick trying to undo handcuffs)
  710. «Writefag4» (They could have thought they had really accurate costumes with hands inside.)
  711. «Sunfire» "Um, pony thing."
  712. «Globebutt» Notches... what did you just say? What were you talking about, Strawberry? You should go lay down. Next to Master.
  713. «HTBK» "Good. But there were only pictures of ponies. Why weren't there any like us?"
  714. «Sunfire» "Because they aren't allowed! Meanies."
  715. «SpitFire» *heads to the lobby to get the money and looks around to see if anyone else seems out of place like me*
  716. «Globebutt» Bad old men.
  717. «Ewo» I tug on Spitfire's pant leg
  718. «Globebutt» Did you take the stairs or the elevator, Spitfire?
  719. «HTBK» "But--think hard, Strawberry. Why were we allowed in, then? What happened between then and now to change the rules?"
  720. «Sunfire» (>implying elevators in europe)
  721. «Globebutt» Maybe someone ELSE piddled on the floor, Strawberry!
  722. «Writefag4» (They call them lifts.)
  723. «SpitFire» *I turn and look* yes can I hellllpp.... *stund now*
  724. «Globebutt» (If you're looking, give me a minute to describe what you see, won't you? Oi.)
  725. «SpitFire» *Stunned*
  726. «SpitFire» (sure thing)
  727. «Egg_Discord» (It was me! I piddled! I piddled over EVERYTHING! And I'd do it again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH)
  728. «HTBK» (Bad boy.)
  729. «Globebutt» (You little pissant.)
  730. «Sunfire» I think about it for awhile. "As crazy as this sounds... were we ponies when we were in there last?"
  731. «HTBK» "No, Strawberry. We weren't ponies."
  732. «Globebutt» As you emerge from the elevator, Spitfire, you see a green... unicorn? Pacing in the lobby!
  733. «HTBK» I grin more openly now.
  734. «Ewo» "You look... familiar, have we met?" I pause for a second, realizing my appearance wouldn't be enough "My name's Ewo."
  735. «Globebutt» Master's got to be making this up! You were all always ponies! ...Why does he keep grinning?
  736. «HTBK» "We were people. Just like the men who chased us."
  737. «Sunfire» "But why?" I look really confused now.
  738. «Writefag4» (Ugh. Why does my family suddenly get so needy when I finally sit down to RP. Back in 20 to 30 minutes hopefully.)
  739. «HTBK» "In a moment, Strawberry."
  740. «HTBK» (Seeya.)
  741. «HTBK» "Without looking. Am I your master?"
  742. «Globebutt» Of course Master's Master!
  743. «Sunfire» "Yes, Master."
  744. «HTBK» "Good. Now think for me. Masters have to be stallions, or some other..."he". Don't they."
  745. «SpitFire» *I stare for a second, then realize that's not helping* yes, I see you haven't cleaned up either. ..ahah we really should do that now that the con is over" *I quickly get my money from the machine even paying all the service charges* Come on we need to get to get back to the room Ewo"
  746. «Globebutt» Of course not, Strawberry! It is the century of the Fruitbat, you know.
  747. «Sunfire» (wat)
  748. «Ewo» "I-I'm waiting for my cousin."
  749. «Globebutt» As you approach the green unicorn, another strange figure appears in sight. By the front desk, stands a... man? With bright cherry red hair, and a horn... and lime green fur!
  750. «HTBK» ("Master" implies "male". As does "his".)
  751. «Sunfire» (was watting to globe's century of the fruitbat)
  752. «HTBK» (It's a play on how LGBT's are often called "Fruits".)
  753. «Globebutt» (Never mind. It's not important to the story.)
  754. «Sunfire» (is that a thing? Anyway.)
  755. «Globebutt» (No, no; obtuse Discworld reference. I'm a bit rusty on my lore. And her name /is/ Strawberry.)
  756. «SpitFire» (you sure globe?)
  757. «HTBK» (I see.)
  758. «HTBK» (Bah.)
  759. «Sunfire» I look shocked. "Would you rather be called Mistress, then?"
  760. «HTBK» "Aaah. No, no."
  761. «SpitFire» Ewo what is his number I'll seen a text saying which room we are in
  762. «HTBK» "Think back. When we were at the building, before we were ponies."
  763. «Globebutt» But you were always ponies, Strawberry! Weren't you?
  764. «HTBK» "Think hard. And if you try to stop, or try to talk your way out of it, master will never scratch your ears or rub your belly or buy you ice cream again."
  765. «Globebutt» What is Master saying!?
  766. «HTBK» "What did Master look like?"
  767. «HTBK» "What did Egg look like?"
  768. «Sunfire» I suddenly get a mixture of really really worried and on the verge of tears. "O-ookay Master, I'll try as hard as I can!"
  769. «Globebutt» Thinkthinkthink! Thinkthinkthink!
  770. «Ewo» (Alex just got written into the room, right?)
  771. «HTBK» I tuck my mane behind my head with a hoof, to help her recall a less adorable time.
  772. «Globebutt» (He never disappeared.)
  773. «Globebutt» With no belly rubs, ice cream, or scratches, you might as well not... have... a master... at all...
  774. «Globebutt» Roll fort.
  775. «Sunfire» (4)
  776. «Ewo» "O-oh, there he is right now!" I run over to Alex "Does he look familiar to you?" I point towards Spitfire.
  777. «Globebutt» Shit, Strawberry! Sun Bonnet's not your master. She's your friend! Maybe she'll give you belly rubs and ice cream, anyway.
  778. «SpitFire» *waves for the to come* Good lets get back to the room guys
  779. «Egg_Discord» "Strawberry! Who'
  780. «Egg_Discord» *Who's right in front of you right now?"
  781. «Ewo» I follow Spitfire, making sure Alex is following
  782. «Sunfire» I rub my head from all this -thinking- business. "The vet and the ... you."
  783. «SpitFire» *leads to the elevator and to the room*
  784. «Ewo» "I'm a... I'm a girl now too."
  785. «Egg_Discord» "That's good. Now, who am I?"
  786. «HTBK» I smile. That's a good start.
  787. «SpitFire» *blinks... and blushes* oh....
  788. «SpitFire» (what is your level ewo?)
  789. «Sunfire» "Egg."
  790. «Globebutt» I don't think Alex is coming, Ewo. He's very interested in those brochures the officer pointed out earlier.
  791. «Egg_Discord» "Yes! That's right! Now here's the most important question right now. Who are you?"
  792. «Ewo» I'm not leaving without Alex.
  793. «SpitFire» (he said his computer was acting up, it may have died)
  794. «Globebutt» (Shit.)
  795. «Sunfire» (Alex is Twi, right?)
  796. «Egg_Discord» (Yeppers)
  797. «Globebutt» (Correct.)
  798. «Sunfire» (yeah, dunno where she went. hopefully nothing bad like comp kasplode)
  799. «Sunfire» (Waiting on Globe to make some remark about which identity I'm at since I dunno what my PON is at right now)
  800. «Ewo» (Also, I'm not sure what PON I'm at either)
  801. «Globebutt» You're Strawberry Freeze, Strawberry. But sometimes they call you Straw.
  802. «Sunfire» (7 point something then?)
  803. «Sunfire» "Strawberry!"
  804. «Sunfire» I sound pretty confident in my answer.
  805. «Globebutt» (Six point one, Ewo.) Sane enough I'd hope you'd think twice before following a strange Spaghetti-laden American up to his hotel room!
  806. «Egg_Discord» "No, think harder. You have a different name. Let's try something else. Who were the other people that were traveling with us in the van yesterday?"
  807. «Ewo» "C-can't we just stay here? My cousin doesn't want to leave."
  808. «Globebutt» You may have seen someone like him before at the con, and "Spitfire" rings a bell, but... You're pretty sure the guy you met had brown hair.
  809. «Globebutt» (Actually, did he even give you his name? Sorry I'm so flaky.)
  810. «SpitFire» (we will go with yes at the Con or a name tag)
  811. «Globebutt» You're very confident in your answer, Strawberry. Spitfire, you run into a lot of people at a con. You don't hang out with all of them.
  812. «Sunfire» "Write...? Wait, where's Write?"
  813. «SpitFire» I don't think that's a good idea, we are drawing enough attention *I lean over and whisper* We seem to ahve the same pony problem, and I need help...
  814. «SpitFire» (good point Globe)
  815. «Ewo» (I need to try to hang out with everyone at a con)
  816. «Sunfire» (was there anyone else from our original crew besides Write? I think everyone else gets lumped in 'a buncha weirdos' by Strawberry)
  817. «Globebutt» (You must just visit the small ones.)
  818. «Ewo» (I don't. That's why it's a challenge.)
  819. «Globebutt» Quake... you remember Quake, don't you, Strawberry? He was a real heavy drinker. Weak liver, though. You hope he's not in some dark back alley.
  820. «Ewo» "I'm fine with staying here... and I think if... what you're saying is right, you've got to get used to this anyways..."
  821. «SpitFire» (Haven't been to a large one in a while)
  822. «Egg_Discord» "Keep thinking. Who else was in the van?"
  823. «Sunfire» "Oh! Quake! Where are those two?"
  824. «HTBK» "Quake is...elsewhere. He's still in our van."
  825. «SpitFire» *I look at Ewo* but if we stay here to long the hotel will kick us out, they don't like people lottering for to long"
  826. «Writefag4» Okay back. But I just dropped cake on my keyboard. One or two more minutes.
  827. «Sunfire» "Where's the van? And where's Write?"
  828. «Globebutt» You don't seem to be hurting business too much. It's a pretty quiet day today, Spitfire.
  829. «SpitFire» (you are mean Globe...:P )
  830. «Globebutt» Oh, the van... Man, the van... Oh, you had /fun/ in there, Strawberry.
  831. «Writefag4» (Okay back.)
  832. «Egg_Discord» "Write..." I trail off and look at HT for him to explain. I don't want to be the bearer of bad news.
  833. «Ewo» "Y-you're starting to creep me out a bit..."
  834. «Sunfire» (not as much as HT)
  835. «Writefag4» (Locking and reading what I missed.)
  836. «HTBK» "The van is on the road. Write is...missing. They took him, you remember?"
  837. «Globebutt» Those bad old men!
  838. «SpitFire» *takes a deep breath and tries to relax* Sorry, this is new to me and I'm trying not to freak out...
  839. «Globebutt» Maybe you should try petting the pony, Spitfire. That would help you relax. It'd help calm the pony, too!
  840. «Egg_Discord» "As for the van... We left it behind."
  841. «SpitFire» *reaches out slowly and pats Ewo* sorry
  842. «Sunfire» My mental state has recovered enough to stop using the low-Int dialogue, I think. "Oh..." I just frown. "Do you know where they took Write?"
  843. «HTBK» "Not yet."
  844. «HTBK» "One last thing."
  845. «Globebutt» Ohhh, Ewo. That feels good. Roll fort.
  846. «HTBK» "When we weren't ponies. Wouldn't "Strawberry" be a strange name for a person?"
  847. «Ewo» (1)
  848. «SpitFire» (lol evil)
  849. «Writefag4» (Okay back.)
  850. «HTBK» (Hi.)
  851. «SpitFire» (nice roll Ewo)
  852. «Egg_Discord» (Yo)
  853. «Sunfire» "I direct you to Moon Unit Zappa."
  854. «Globebutt» (It's my job as GM, you know.)
  855. «HTBK» "Moon Unit Zappa."
  856. «HTBK» That'll do.
  857. «HTBK» "What kind of name is "Moon Unit"? More than that, how do you know that someone has a name like that?"
  858. «Sunfire» (that is an actual human being's name)
  859. «Globebutt» Oh, that feels good, Ewo. But why is this guy scratching your head? It's not like you're some sort of animal!
  860. «HTBK» (This I already knew.)
  861. «Ewo» I... I am though...
  862. «Globebutt» Then he should pet you more.
  863. «Sunfire» "Frank Zappa's daughter?" I pony-shrug.
  864. «Globebutt» But would Alex like that?
  865. «Ewo» No... no he wouldn't.
  866. «HTBK» "Who's frank Zappa?"
  867. «HTBK» "And why do you know about him?"
  868. «Writefag4» I sit up and stretch. For a holding cell that wasn't bad at all. I don't remember ever feeling this good.
  869. «SpitFire» *pulls my hand back* sorry, I don't know what came over me... *as I panic a bit*
  870. «Writefag4» I take off my mask and tuck it in my pocket. Seems to be a handy little thing to have.
  871. «Sunfire» "Hello? Majorly important musician."
  872. «HTBK» "Really? Sounds like a nobody."
  873. «Globebutt» You do feel alive and chipper, Writefag. It's early afternoon, now. The station's been pretty quiet.
  874. «HTBK» "Tell me more about him."
  875. «Egg_Discord» "Never heard of him."
  876. «Writefag4» (Can I tell the time because of a window or a clock?)
  877. «Globebutt» Oh, that just rustles your jimmies, Strawberry! And nobody rustles Strawberry's jimmies! Roll fort.
  878. «Ewo» "It's okay, I guess. It's not really unusual of a reaction. Just... avoid doing that okay, mister?"
  879. «Sunfire» (7)
  880. «Sunfire» (also being a true hipster both rl and ic, I'm namedropping a subject I know /of/ but not much substantially /about/)
  881. «Globebutt» But... I mean, wait. Why are you getting mad? Your head's hurting again.
  882. «Globebutt» There's a window in your cell, Writefag.
  883. «Globebutt» It's too high up to see much out of, though.
  884. «SpitFire» *I show my con tag to Ewo* names Spitfire, I think we meet in the Con but there was a lot of people...and do you know what is going on?
  885. «HTBK» (Get on my level, you wannabe.)
  886. «Sunfire» I feel weak and shake my head a bit. "I... kinda want to lie down for a bit."
  887. «Ewo» "I turned into a pony. A handful of others are changing too."
  888. «HTBK» "guess Frank Zappa's a nobody after all."
  889. «HTBK» "You know who I really like, though?"
  890. «HTBK» "Miley Cyrus."
  891. «Writefag4» I crack my neck a little. Still a few kinks. 'Well I certainly overslept. Still not a huge problem to me. When compared to the van well its nice to have some quiet. Easier to keep my thoughts straight.'
  892. «Globebutt» A belly rub would be nice too, wouldn't it, Strawberry.
  893. «Puck» (am back, should I read the backlog?)
  894. «Globebutt» (If you're joining, yes.)
  895. «SpitFire» *my eyes widen* why and how? ...and... am I?
  896. «Puck» (up I go!)
  897. «Sunfire» Too bad nobody has hands. I look at HT in horror. "You... you /wouldn't/"
  898. «Egg_Discord» "You know who's even better than Miley Cyrus? Ke$ha."
  899. «HTBK» "Wouldn't what? She's a *brilliant* artist, with all her songs..."
  900. «HTBK» "Oh, and her TV show was really great, too."
  901. «Globebutt» Oh, no. You don't need a belly rub, now.
  902. «Globebutt» You need to forget.
  903. «Globebutt» You need to hit the hard stuff. You need some rocky road.
  904. «Writefag4» 'Hmm. Been a while since I ate. Lets think about that. What am I craving? Is it normal?'
  905. «HTBK» "Aren't they just the best, Straw?"
  906. «Ewo» "Well... you said you were. No idea why or how." (I wasn't awake when they were talking about the plushies I don't think)
  907. «Sunfire» I lay down, trying to covering my ears. "Noooooo~!"
  908. «HTBK» "God, Mainstream music is just the best."
  909. «Egg_Discord» "My favorite song by Ke$ha is Friday. It's such a beautiful song and she singing is just beautiful, isn't it?"
  910. «HTBK» I sit down on one of Sun's forehooves.
  911. «HTBK» "Is that the one about how you have to get down, Egg?"
  912. «Globebutt» You'd be in the mood for just about anything, Writefag.
  913. «Egg_Discord» (I know Ke$ha didn't sing Friday. That was intentional)
  914. «Egg_Discord» "Yep! Let's sing it together, why don't we?"
  915. «Ewo» (I knew. It made me laugh and cringe a bit at the same time)
  916. «Egg_Discord» "It's FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!"
  917. «Sunfire» "Never!" The hostility in my voice is palpable.
  918. «Globebutt» (Egg and HT, roll PON. You're inhuman monsters.)
  919. «Globebutt» (Don't actually.)
  920. «SpitFire» *now the panic is starting to overwhelm me* Plushie? I got one... I... don't want to be a pony. Ewo how do we fix it)
  921. «HTBK» "You know, the one I love even more than that...I forget the name, but I know the lyrics."
  922. «HTBK» "I think it was..."
  923. «HTBK» "You know you love me/ I know you care/ just shout whenever/ and I'll be there?"
  924. «Ewo» (I didn't actually mention plushies) "Well... as far as I know... we just don't."
  925. «SpitFire» (egg, thanks for bring the game to a new low  )
  926. «Sunfire» (egg keeps lowering that bar)
  927. «Sunfire» (first marerape now this)
  928. «Globebutt» (We started with piddles and went downhill from there.)
  929. «Egg_Discord» "Oh, you mean the Justin Beiber song? He's one of the best singers ever, right? He's like the Kurt Cobain of our generation!"
  930. «SpitFire» Ewo do you know how fix this, and can we please go to the room I really feel scared now"
  931. «Egg_Discord» (It is my duty to bring everything to a new low)
  932. «Sunfire» "If only we could be graced by him eating the end of a shotgun"
  933. «HTBK» "Pfft. Krud Cobain was just a fad, Egg. If he was a good singer, why isn't he on the radio?"
  934. «Globebutt» Roll fort, Straw.
  935. «Sunfire» (9)
  936. «Sunfire» (fucking loaded dice)
  937. «HTBK» (OH COME ON!)
  938. «Egg_Discord» (Motherfuck!)
  939. «Globebutt» Maybe each band has their time, Strawberry?
  940. «Globebutt» You should get over Kurt Cobain.
  941. «Ewo» "I haven't heard of any way to fix it... I'm not leaving my cousin."
  942. «HTBK» "You know who was *really* overrated, though?"
  943. «HTBK» Egg can see my eye twitch as I utter this next profanity.
  944. «HTBK» "The Beatles. And the Rolling Stones."
  945. «Globebutt» Alex continues to read brochures. Has he moved on to the German ones!?
  946. «SpitFire» Ewo you don't have to he can come too.. please....
  947. «HTBK» I make a note to bludgeon myself as penance.
  948. «Sunfire» The hell can I do from my current position to try to harm HT
  949. «Ewo» "He doesn't want to..." I tug on Alex's pant leg.
  950. «Egg_Discord» I visibly twitch at that remark. "Yeah, they suck."
  951. «Egg_Discord» "But you know what band I really hate? Queen. Their music is just soooooooooooo god awful! Am I the only one who wants to stab out my ear drums whenever I hear them?"
  952. «Sunfire» and Egg. At the same time.
  953. «HTBK» "We are the champions? More like 'We are the Failures!'"
  954. «Globebutt» Roll fort, Sun.
  955. «HTBK» My eye twitches. Oh God I can't do this much longer.
  956. «Sunfire» (1)
  957. «HTBK» (YES! YES!)
  958. «SpitFire» *is starting to lose it, being in people turning into a pony is becoming to much*
  959. «Sunfire» I'm seething. "rrrrrrr you guys have to three to fucking. Run."
  960. «HTBK» "Why would we run from you, Strawberry? Just because I...hate..."
  961. «HTBK» I swallow. Oh God.
  962. «Egg_Discord» "Why are you getting mad? Everyone knows that Queen is shit."
  963. «HTBK» "ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA?!"
  964. «Sunfire» "One."
  965. «Globebutt» And they'd better, Sunfire. You've got four legs and you know how to use 'em.
  966. «Ewo» "I think you're not supposed to eat apples or something though. And I kinda go a bit nuts when I see trees."
  967. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah! Fuck those idiots. They're nothing but corporate sell outs!"
  968. «Globebutt» (Choose one of them to knock out, and how.)
  969. «Sunfire» "Two."
  970. «HTBK» I take a few tentative steps away.
  971. «Writefag4» (Oh missed that you replied.)
  972. «HTBK» "Yep! They were annoying whores who killed disco!"
  973. «HTBK» "God, Isn't disco great?! Much better than Pink Floyd!"
  974. «Sunfire» Turn and bucking the shit out of Egg.
  975. «Globebutt» Oh, you do love trees, Ewo.
  976. «Writefag4» That I suppose is good. Though I suppose it doesn't matter to much what I care for. I prison apples would be that appetizing.
  977. «Sunfire» "Three."
  978. «Egg_Discord» OHGODHOLYSHITTHATHURTS!!!!
  979. «Globebutt» Egg, roll 1d10.
  980. «Ewo» (butilikedisco)
  981. «Globebutt» You're knocked out.
  982. «Egg_Discord» (6)
  983. «Writefag4» (bleh) I doubt prison apples would be appetizing even as I am.
  984. «Globebutt» You also regain .3 humanity.
  985. «SpitFire» Ewo, that's not helping, why is this happening?
  986. «HTBK» "OH JESUS!"
  987. «HTBK» I cover my face with my forelegs.
  988. «Globebutt» Good think you backed off, HT.
  989. «Sunfire» "That. Was. For. Freddy. Mercury. Bitches."
  990. «Ewo» "I told you, I don't know..."
  991. «Egg_Discord» "Oww..." I say groggily.
  992. «Egg_Discord» I then pass out.
  993. «HTBK» I nervously look around my hoof.
  994. «HTBK» "Is that Sunfire or Strawberry in there?"
  995. «SpitFire» You said there were more, where are they, do they know anything? *really needs a hug right now*
  996. «Sunfire» "Guess."
  997. «Ewo» "One of them's in jail, and three are... I don't know where..."
  998. «HTBK» "Would you rather have ice cream or a Doors CD?"
  999. «Sunfire» I seem to calm down some. "...both?"
  1000. «Globebutt» Definitely both.
  1001. «HTBK» "And if I said that Li'l Wayne is objectively better than Michael Jackson?"
  1002. «Ewo» "And what I'm saying is supposed to be helpful... Apples... accelerate the change I think."
  1003. «Mr.Jared» (shit how late am i?)
  1004. «Sunfire» "You want what Egg got?"
  1005. «SpitFire» Jail?! and missing...
  1006. «HTBK» "No thank you."
  1007. «HTBK» After a moment, I lower my hooves.
  1008. «HTBK» "I have never been so frightened of a small equine in my entire life."
  1009. «Globebutt» You spent an uneventful hour or two lost in Stuttgart before arriving in the lobby of the Holiday Inn, Jared.
  1010. «Ewo» "We um... broke into the convention center for answers... There weren't any."
  1011. «Globebutt» You see Alex in a corner reading brochures while Ewo talks to a readheaded man in convention swag.
  1012. «Mr.Jared» (hey guies)
  1013. «SpitFire» (Jared Ewo and I are standing in the lobby)
  1014. «Globebutt» (I just said that.)
  1015. «Sunfire» I try to relax, and look at Egg. "Well, shit. Now what are we gonna do?"
  1016. «Puck» (>spaghetti, hah! ... SO MUCH TO READ)
  1017. «Mr.Jared» (am i on?)
  1018. «Globebutt» (Yessir! No need to read up if you don't want to.)
  1019. «SpitFire» Why did you do that, and does that mean they are going to be looking for us?
  1020. «Globebutt» (Party's been too split for any major plot points.)
  1021. «Mr.Jared» *in the hotel lobby*
  1022. «Mr.Jared» hmm
  1023. «Mr.Jared» Where are they?
  1024. «Ewo» I look to Jared and wave him over
  1025. «Globebutt» They're over by the brochure rack next to the front desk.
  1026. «Mr.Jared» (how ponifyed am i atm?)
  1027. «Globebutt» Ewo's waving a hoof at you.
  1028. «Mr.Jared» Ewo! you are safe!
  1029. «Puck» (I'm at your discworld bit, not that far)
  1030. «Globebutt» (3.9)
  1031. «Mr.Jared» (physical?)
  1032. «SpitFire» Can we please go to the room now, away from people?
  1033. «Globebutt» (I'm not saying out of character.)
  1034. «Mr.Jared» (alright)
  1035. «Mr.Jared» Yea, lets go
  1036. «Mr.Jared» we are getting weird looks
  1037. «Egg_Discord» My unconscious body sort of slides over onto its side.
  1038. «Ewo» "U-um... mister Spitfire, this is Jared... He might know more than me... I'm not leaving."
  1039. «Mr.Jared» (quick ? which one of you is pony and how pony is the other?)
  1040. «Puck» (I think I'ma be a dude backpacking around Europe)
  1041. «Globebutt» (As long as you were in Stuttgart over the weekend, too.)
  1042. «SpitFire» (3)
  1043. «Globebutt» (Something happened at the convention.)
  1044. «Ewo» (I'm all pony)
  1045. «Mr.Jared» Come on guys
  1046. «Globebutt» Jared, do you mean to look around the room?
  1047. «Mr.Jared» lets go
  1048. «HTBK» I look at Sunfire and rub my chin.
  1049. «Mr.Jared» *sure*
  1050. «HTBK» "We help him come to."
  1051. «Ewo» "I-I'm not leaving Alex."
  1052. «Mr.Jared» *i haz a bad feeling about this*
  1053. «Globebutt» Actually. Didn't I already say?
  1054. «Mr.Jared» "Where is he?"
  1055. «Globebutt» Alex is right next to the brochures.
  1056. «Ewo» "Right here..."
  1057. «Puck» (A local con would be a pretty good sightseeing oportunity)
  1058. «SpitFire» *composes myself* I"m spitfire, and I'm completly loosing it
  1059. «Globebutt» (Not a -local- con; Galacon. This was a pretty big event.)
  1060. «Mr.Jared» "what are you talking about spitfire?"
  1061. «Writefag4» I check around to see if I'm being watched by a camera at all.
  1062. «Sunfire» I look to HT. "Well, what would you recommend? You're the more medical one of us."
  1063. «Mr.Jared» "And why cant alex come with us?"
  1064. «HTBK» I crack a cheshire grin.
  1065. «HTBK» "Something he'll never ever live down."
  1066. «Ewo» "He... wants to look at the brochures"
  1067. «HTBK» I position my hindquarters some six inches from Egg's face, and lift my tail.
  1068. «HTBK» "Three...two..."
  1069. «Mr.Jared» "Well lets grab some brochures and take them with us"
  1070. «Mr.Jared» "we aint got all day"
  1071. «Globebutt» Egg, I think you have to roll fort.
  1072. «Sunfire» I facehoof as HT engages in shenanigans.
  1073. «Egg_Discord» (Fuck. 7)
  1074. «SpitFire» (so much for the humanity egg)
  1075. «Mr.Jared» Damn it, hurry up
  1076. «Egg_Discord» (In this game, humanity's overrated)
  1077. «Globebutt» (HT, you are welcome to make Egg do whatever horrible pony things you feel appropriate in this context.)
  1078. «HTBK» (Globe, you are such a sweetheart.)
  1079. «Mr.Jared» (oh jesus)
  1080. «Ewo» "I-I'm not leaving without Alex"
  1081. «SpitFire» I have a room on the next level I think we would all be much happier up there... please...
  1082. «SpitFire» (that is cruel Globe! I love it)
  1083. «Writefag4» I look around my cell and through the door/bars. Any camera's around?
  1084. «HTBK» *It has much the same effect as smelling salts. If you wanted to fuck the salts retarded.*
  1085. «Mr.Jared» *sigh* fucking people
  1086. «Globebutt» Alex puts down a brochure that looks to be written entirely in Hungarian. And upside down.
  1087. «Egg_Discord» (As HT and Globe converse, I swear I can hear this in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka7YI24Xl4w)
  1088. «Globebutt» No cameras in sight, Writefag.
  1089. «Puck» (I should mention I meant a con at my locale I suppose)
  1090. «HTBK» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkp80PB4PkA
  1091. «Globebutt» (Oh, right.)
  1092. «Writefag4» How about a trash bin?
  1093. «Mr.Jared» *heads out to said room*
  1094. «Puck» (But yes, big event, draws my attention, decided to attend)
  1095. «Egg_Discord» "Wha-huh? What's that-" I take one long, steady inhale
  1096. «Globebutt» Nooope. No trash bins, either.
  1097. «SpitFire» (puck we are standing in the lobby of the hotel for the con now)
  1098. «Mr.Jared» *pulling a flask out while he walks*
  1099. «HTBK» I gently swat Egg's cheek with my hind leg and take a step away.
  1100. «HTBK» "Easy, loverboy."
  1101. «Ewo» (I hope you realize that Alex might as well be my master at this point)
  1102. «Mr.Jared» -Shit, forgot to label them...-
  1103. «Writefag4» Thats unfortunate. Tired of carrying around rat poison. Whats in my pockets, just the passport or did they leave me with my other pocket things?
  1104. «Egg_Discord» I notice that I'm rock hard at this point. "...You cocktease..."
  1105. «Globebutt» What else was in your pockets?
  1106. «Sunfire» I turn and increase my distance from the duo. "You guys ... let me know when you're done doing your 'thing'."
  1107. «HTBK» "If you want it, you gotta earn it. And you'll earn it by reciting your name and top three favorite bands in the next ten seconds.
  1108. «Writefag4» Bits of cash probably a pencil or pen. Wallet. Not much.
  1109. «HTBK» "Ah, shaddit, Sun."
  1110. «Globebutt» They probably took both the pencil and pen. Everything else is still with you.
  1111. «HTBK» "....How're you doing, actually? I kicked you pretty hard."
  1112. «Egg_Discord» Even though I'm annoyed that HT took advantage of my equine hormones again, I can't help but blush. HT smells like the stench of the gods.
  1113. «Mr.Jared» Umm, are you two coming?
  1114. «Puck» (d6 for starting PON yes?)
  1115. «Mr.Jared» (ja)
  1116. «Writefag4» I that case I grab out a few coins and set them on the bed and sit down in front of them.
  1117. «Sunfire» "Dude, this is an even more awkward time for a conversation than at urinals."
  1118. «Writefag4» (Back to the door.)
  1119. «Ewo» "I suppose not..."
  1120. «Puck» (1)
  1121. «Globebutt» Not just any gods, either: Aphrodite, Venus, and Ishtar!
  1122. «Mr.Jared» (luck son of bitch)
  1123. «Egg_Discord» "...I'm Egg and my favorite bands are Gorillaz, Goldfish* and Queen.
  1124. «SpitFire» Sure Jared, my room is one level up Ewo bring Alex up with you?
  1125. «HTBK» "You suck at being a horse, Sun."
  1126. «Globebutt» (Roll 1d6 again.)
  1127. «Mr.Jared» Umm sure -kinda creepy bro-
  1128. «HTBK» "Good, Egg. Now get your ass up, we got places to be."
  1129. «SpitFire» (give me back my dice puck!)
  1130. «Mr.Jared» *takes alex to room*
  1131. «Egg_Discord» (*Goldfish-a South Africa based NU-Jazz band)
  1132. «Writefag4» 'Okay Horn/brain/whatever. Lets do some practicing.'
  1133. «HTBK» (I've heard them before.)
  1134. «SpitFire» (Jared Ewo I'm guessing to my room?)
  1135. «Mr.Jared» *takes alex into the room*
  1136. «Mr.Jared» *lays him down*
  1137. «Globebutt» Your horn almost seems to ring in response, Writefag.
  1138. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, HT." For embarrassing me like that, I decide to slap his ass playfully.
  1139. «Ewo» I follow Alex
  1140. «Mr.Jared» -What the hell am i doing? babysitting?-
  1141. «HTBK» I suppress a shudder.
  1142. «Egg_Discord» (Goldfish is awesome)
  1143. «Mr.Jared» -meh-
  1144. «SpitFire» *follows and lets ewo in*
  1145. «Writefag4» (I've done this kind of thing a few times before. Do I still need to make talent rolls for simple lifts?'
  1146. «HTBK» "Later, big guy."
  1147. «Sunfire» "I thought we established being a horse was a bad thing."
  1148. «HTBK» "Actually, Sun. Now that you mention it."
  1149. «Mr.Jared» *uncorks the flask and takes a whiff*
  1150. «Egg_Discord» "...You wanna tell him our agreement, HT?"
  1151. «HTBK» "Egg and I tried something...yeah, Egg."
  1152. «Globebutt» Ohhhhh, yes. Apples! Roll fort, J.
  1153. «HTBK» "We're, uh...venting it, as it were. In small doses."
  1154. «Sunfire» "Look, I'm not into your suicide pact."
  1155. «Mr.Jared» (8)
  1156. «SpitFire» why is this happening?
  1157. «HTBK» "It's...not a suicide pact."
  1158. «Globebutt» You chug the whole flask. Roll PON.
  1159. «Mr.Jared» mmmmmmmmmmmm
  1160. «HTBK» "We decided that one was Passe."
  1161. «SpitFire» (puck you in?)
  1162. «Mr.Jared» Holy shit!
  1163. «Mr.Jared» Dude
  1164. «Mr.Jared» (4)
  1165. «Puck» (Ath:2, Stl:0, Cha:6, Fort:5, Tal:4, React:4, PON:1. 6'4", brown eyes and hair (curly, medium length), scruffy face on account of traveling, light worn backpack of all my worldly goods)
  1166. «Mr.Jared» This apple drink
  1167. «Mr.Jared» is the bomb!
  1168. «Writefag4» I grin as a slowly pick up the euro penny.
  1169. «Puck» (oh, rather skinny)
  1170. «Mr.Jared» I think i have another flask of it
  1171. «Globebutt» As Jared says this, brown fur begins spreading like a carpet across his body.
  1172. «Mr.Jared» You want a swig ewo?
  1173. «SpitFire» Ewo I thought you said apples were bad...
  1174. «Mr.Jared» What bout you spitfire?
  1175. «Writefag4» I decide to push it a little further and try to reach and grab the 2-cent coin as well.
  1176. «Sunfire» "So what do you mean, venting it anyway?"
  1177. «SpitFire» I'm good Jared...
  1178. «Mr.Jared» You sure?
  1179. «HTBK» "We're, uh...okay, the agreement is...uh...hm."
  1180. «Writefag4» (Let me know when I need to make rolls here Globe)
  1181. «HTBK» "Egg, do you wanna...?
  1182. «Puck» (I'd probably be at a hotel near enough to the con, or given the time of day, out seeing the sights)
  1183. «SpitFire» *my eye is twitching* very sure...
  1184. «Globebutt» (Age, Puck? Early/late/mid *s works.)
  1185. «Mr.Jared» Umm, are you ok?
  1186. «Puck» (oh, lateish twenties, say 28)
  1187. «Mr.Jared» You seem... err, whats the word?
  1188. «SpitFire» *I move towards Ewo* what's happening?
  1189. «Mr.Jared» Holy damn it got hot in here
  1190. «Ewo» I look at Spitfire. "I warned you about apples."
  1191. «SpitFire» Jared maybe you shouldn't drink that?
  1192. «Egg_Discord» "If this turns out to be permanent, we figured we might as well get comfortable in both our new bodies and gender roles."
  1193. «Writefag4» My smile broadens as the second coin lifts. 'Okay. We're doing this. Third one now.'
  1194. «Globebutt» (Also, Puck, you need at least one point in stealth. And roll 1d6.)
  1195. «Egg_Discord» "We're not giving up, but there's a definite possibility that we may not ever go back to being human."
  1196. «HTBK» "And in "venting" it, we're allowing ourselves to...hm. How to put it..."
  1197. «Mr.Jared» Umm, why are you two staring at me like that?
  1198. «Sunfire» I stare in silence.
  1199. «Globebutt» It feels wonderful, Writefag.
  1200. «HTBK» "We're keeping ourselves human, by acting like horses?"
  1201. «Mr.Jared» I got something on my face?
  1202. «Ewo» "Just your fur is all."
  1203. «Puck» (naw... okay fine, -1 from.... athletics, and roll=6)
  1204. «HTBK» "An apple here, an ear scratch there, while reminding ourselves who we are."
  1205. «Globebutt» Maybe you should find a mirror, Jared. Maybe there's something stuck in your teeth.
  1206. «Egg_Discord» "We're releasing each other's sexual tension to keep it from getting too pent up so that we don't have a scenario like that threesome we had yesterday."
  1207. «Mr.Jared» Ahaha fur you guys are funny
  1208. «HTBK» "..."
  1209. «HTBK» "Awfully on the nose there, big guy."
  1210. «Writefag4» Oh man this is great. Now lets try the last two at once. The 1 and 2 euros.
  1211. «Globebutt» (Pick a number between one and four, Puck.)
  1212. «Sunfire» "... Can we never speak of that again?"
  1213. «Mr.Jared» guess il just...
  1214. «Mr.Jared» *looks down*
  1215. «Puck» (3)
  1216. «Mr.Jared» Umm...
  1217. «SpitFire» So... Jared... do you know where the others are?
  1218. «Egg_Discord» "What? He's gonna have to know if the three of us are sticking together for a while."
  1219. «Writefag4» (4) They move a little but don't come up. 'Come on. Come on. We can do this.'
  1220. «Mr.Jared» *looks back up*
  1221. «SpitFire» (jared what level are you now?)
  1222. «Globebutt» Roll for talent, Writefag.
  1223. «HTBK» "Fair enough, Egg. And...yeah, Sun."
  1224. «Mr.Jared» I got me some brown fur
  1225. «HTBK» "...So...do you wanna try? It seems to be working."
  1226. «Writefag4» (I did that was the 4. Going to try again.)
  1227. «Mr.Jared» (4.3 i do belive)
  1228. «Globebutt» (Don't mind the numbers, Spitfire. Mind what he looks like.)
  1229. «Egg_Discord» "Besides, do you realize how much it drove us nuts when we actively tried to avoid it? That Threesome nearly did us in."
  1230. «HTBK» "That too."
  1231. «Mr.Jared» Wheres a mirror!?
  1232. «Sunfire» "I'm still not really following..."
  1233. «SpitFire» (ok)
  1234. «Writefag4» (6) They're all off the bed now but dropping. "Almost there." I'm speaking to myself out loud now.
  1235. «SpitFire» Ewo is that to be my fate too? I'm scared now...
  1236. «Egg_Discord» "...Sex is okay as long as we keep reminding ourselves of our lives as humans."
  1237. «Mr.Jared» Wheres a fricking mirror!?
  1238. «HTBK» "Uh...hm. It's simple behavioral and addiction psychology, using positive reinforcement and small doses to steady the curve and maintain control."
  1239. «Mr.Jared» *search for mirror*
  1240. «Globebutt» There's a long mirror mounted on the wall not too far into the room, Mr. Jared.
  1241. «Writefag4» (2) They all drop. "Damn." I mutter. "So close."
  1242. «Mr.Jared» *gaze upon it*
  1243. «Ewo» "...Why are you so scared?"
  1244. «Egg_Discord» "There. I said it. Are you happy now?" I say those two sentences with a very deadpan and annoyed face
  1245. «Sunfire» I wince. "And you're suggesting ignoring it just causes something like ... that incident ... to happen again?"
  1246. «Writefag4» I lean back onto my arms. 'Still that was pretty great though.'
  1247. «Mr.Jared» Shit, fur, on the face, damn it fur on the face
  1248. «Egg_Discord» "That's exactly what we're saying."
  1249. «SpitFire» I don't want to be a pony I want to be human...
  1250. «Globebutt» (Actually, Writefag, I was going to say anything but a critical passed. They're a bunch of coins, but still just coins.)
  1251. «HTBK» "Yeah. Lot like that."
  1252. «Ewo» "...Look at me. I'm fine."
  1253. «Mr.Jared» ...
  1254. «Sunfire» "Ugg..."
  1255. «Writefag4» (But its 5 individual objects I gave it more difficulty for that.)
  1256. «Globebutt» You could really use some help scratching your ear, though, Ewo!
  1257. «Mr.Jared» -ok, ok, ok its just fur-
  1258. «Mr.Jared» -JUST FUR!?-
  1259. «HTBK» "It works...pretty well."
  1260. «HTBK» "He'd nearly lost it last night, but we're both doing well now."
  1261. «SpitFire» *I look at Ewo*
  1262. «Egg_Discord» "Look. We had sex last night. We did it pony style. And yet neither one of us gave into it."
  1263. «Mr.Jared» *is there a lockable bathroom nearby?*
  1264. «HTBK» "...*really* on the nose, Egg."
  1265. «Writefag4» 'Still. Oh man think what I could do with more practice.'
  1266. «Ewo» I stare back, eyes wide open.
  1267. «Egg_Discord» "Just trying to get the point across to him."
  1268. «Sunfire» I facehoof. "Thank you for that."
  1269. «Writefag4» I stand up and stretch. Any sink in here?
  1270. «SpitFire» *I reach my hand out to touch Ewo*
  1271. «HTBK» "And, Sun...you were the worst of all of us."
  1272. «Mr.Jared» Where is the bathroom...
  1273. «Mr.Jared» hmm?
  1274. «Ewo» I'll take care of the itch after I make my point. But I let Spitfire touch me.
  1275. «Sunfire» I look at HT. "Don't you have a problem with it, since you used to be a guy?"
  1276. «Globebutt» There's a small, simple metal sink. It looks relatively recent, but then, since you're in Germany, it probably is.
  1277. «Mr.Jared» Where is the bathroom?!
  1278. «HTBK» "Define...problem?"
  1279. «SpitFire» *touches ewo again, but can't help but to pat her*
  1280. «Globebutt» She feels like a pony, Spitfire.
  1281. «Globebutt» A soft, fuzzy pony. Roll fort, Ewo.
  1282. «Mr.Jared» Turns around**
  1283. «Mr.Jared» *
  1284. «Ewo» I try to angle my head so she gets my itch
  1285. «Writefag4» Thats enough to get a drink from. Of course this leaves my hands a bit wetter than I'd like. Fur doesn't shed water as well as skin.
  1286. «Globebutt» The bathroom's in the same place it is in every room in this hotel, Jared. You have no trouble finding it.
  1287. «Ewo» (5)
  1288. «Mr.Jared» What tha- Hands off!
  1289. «Mr.Jared» *push away spitfire*
  1290. «Mr.Jared» What the hell are you doing/!
  1291. «Sunfire» "Well, not only having lady parts instead of y'know... but also taking it in there."
  1292. «Writefag4» (I don't suppose there's a mirror too?)
  1293. «HTBK» "..."
  1294. «Puck» (so would this hotel be a likely place for a wandering con-goer?)
  1295. «HTBK» I look at the ground for a moment.
  1296. «SpitFire» *snaps out of it* Sorry I don't know what came over me...
  1297. «Globebutt» It feels so good, Ewo... but Jared pushed the nice man away! How could he? You just feel so hurt. Roll for pone.
  1298. «HTBK» "Desperate times."
  1299. «Ewo» (3)
  1300. «Mr.Jared» Spitfire... i just dont know what to say
  1301. «HTBK» "I am not as bothered as you'd expect."
  1302. «Mr.Jared» *sigh*
  1303. «Ewo» Well... he's doing what Alex would want...
  1304. «Globebutt» (It's where most of the convention-goers stayed, but it's been a few days since the con. It ended Sunday. It's Tuesday afternoon.)
  1305. «Sunfire» I get nervous. "Well! Don't let me ruin it if it works! But ... I dunno if I'm comfortable with it! But I don't want to surrender to those urges, either..."
  1306. «Mr.Jared» Ewo?! what are you saying?!
  1307. «Globebutt» There is no mirror in your cell, Writefag.
  1308. «Mr.Jared» Alex would of never wanted this, no normal person would!
  1309. «Ewo» (I'm not saying anything, I use quotation marks for things I say)
  1310. «SpitFire» I don't understand any of this... Jared are you ok? *realizing how much he changed*
  1311. «Mr.Jared» (makay coid dat shiz)
  1312. «HTBK» "You're right, Sun. So..."
  1313. «Ewo» (I was talking to myself/globe)
  1314. «Writefag4» Pity. 'How we doing up there? Ready to give it another go?'
  1315. «HTBK» "Maybe I could try. So you don't wind up doing what...mares tend to do around stallions."
  1316. «Mr.Jared» "Oh yea," *looks coldly* "you, im perfectly fine
  1317. «Globebutt» Your horn feels ready as ever.
  1318. «Mr.Jared» "just truning into a pony thats all"
  1319. «Egg_Discord» "Should we give him a demonstration, HT?"
  1320. «Puck» (unless this place was that expensive I probably wouldn't have bothered finding a new place for the rest of my stay in the city)
  1321. «Mr.Jared» "Now if you oh so please, i need to make sure i still have a dick
  1322. «HTBK» "Define Demonstration."
  1323. «Ewo» "Jared, will it accelerate the changes if I'm pet like that?"
  1324. «Mr.Jared» *walks into bathroom and locks it*
  1325. «Sunfire» "I..." trailing off, not knowing what to think.
  1326. «Mr.Jared» "WHO FUCKING KNOWS ANYMORE!?"
  1327. «Mr.Jared» -god damn it man, calm down-
  1328. «Globebutt» It was pretty affordable, Puck. Not hostel cheap, but you helped volunteer at the convention and cleanup, so you got a pretty nice discount from the guys at the hotel. Helped keep things nice and orderly.
  1329. «SpitFire» *sit up on the bed* Crap, Puck was suppose to meet me here... *as grab my phone*
  1330. «Ewo» "I-I'm going to assume that's why Alex didn't want me touched..."
  1331. «Mr.Jared» -alright, ready or not...-
  1332. «Globebutt» You have a horsecock, Mr. Jared. It's big and brown.
  1333. «Sunfire» (Oh. Is Jared Coach?)
  1334. «Writefag4» I sit back down on the bed and take out 3 more coins. Now I have one of each.
  1335. «Globebutt» Jared's Jared. Isn't it obvious?
  1336. «Puck» (If the rates not that bad then I'd stay here. What time is it?)
  1337. «Sunfire» (idly wondering : P)
  1338. «SpitFire» *texts Puck the room number and "something really weird is going on"*
  1339. «Mr.Jared» "What the... Is thi- ehh ah, ehhh"
  1340. «Egg_Discord» "How about helping me out with this guy down here as an example. You know...?" I trail off as I move my hoof up and down.
  1341. «Globebutt» It's around one in the afternoon.
  1342. «HTBK» I deadpan.
  1343. «SpitFire» Jared are you ok?!
  1344. «HTBK» "Subtlety is not your strong point, Egg."
  1345. «Mr.Jared» "Hey guys!"
  1346. «Globebutt» Spitfire, how did you meet Puck, and how did you get his number?
  1347. «Writefag4» I'm half giddy as I start picking up the first three one at a time. The 10 coin rises without much difficulty.
  1348. «Mr.Jared» You will not belive this shit
  1349. «Ewo» I look at Alex
  1350. «Egg_Discord» "Look, walking isn't exactly comfortable in this state, alright?"
  1351. «Mr.Jared» "I have a huge horse dick."
  1352. «HTBK» "...It's not?"
  1353. «Mr.Jared» "Can you belive it?"
  1354. «HTBK» "I thought it'd be just fine."
  1355. «SpitFire» (we talked earlier I thought you were there since we were new we said we would just old friends that were going to meet at the hotel for the Con)
  1356. «Puck» (Spit, did you live in this city, or...? We could be buds from whenever ago. If I knew he was going to be nearby then I'd have dropped in on the con for sure)
  1357. «Mr.Jared» "Dude, it's, it is a fucking horse dick"
  1358. «SpitFire» (I thought you were in the chat when that took place Globe)
  1359. «Egg_Discord» "It's kinda hard when my hips start to twitch."
  1360. «Writefag4» 'Come on. Now the 20.'
  1361. «Mr.Jared» "I mean, guys, i mean, fur is one thing"
  1362. «SpitFire» (Puck I'm not from here, so I have a room)
  1363. «Mr.Jared» "But a fucking horse dick? This shit is fucked up"
  1364. «Writefag4» (7) It starts floating up wrapped in the same reddish glow as the others.
  1365. «Globebutt» Ewo and Spitfire, you're hearing this and you're probably either horrified or amused.
  1366. «Egg_Discord» "That and I directly inhaled your pheromones a minute ago."
  1367. «SpitFire» *I blink and am stund now* good for you Jared, that's umm... nice...
  1368. «HTBK» "That you did."
  1369. «Globebutt» Alex has fallen alseep (apparently reading Hungarian upside down is exhausting) and he's flopped out on the bed.
  1370. «Puck» (I had forgotten I think. Wandering guy hiking around europe, gets word friend is attending con nearby, drops in, hangs out with them at con for a while, etc)
  1371. «HTBK» I facehoof. I should've seen that one coming.
  1372. «Writefag4» 'The 50 I think. Or is that a 25?' my focus wavers but I try to keep going.
  1373. «Sunfire» "Should I go somewhere else for a little while? I don't want to get ... urges just sitting around here."
  1374. «Mr.Jared» "What the hell else is diffrent? well lets find out folks" *<------ what he said*
  1375. «SpitFire» (Horrifide Globe)
  1376. «HTBK» "Sunfire. what do you think?"
  1377. «Globebutt» There is no 25 euro cent coin, Writefag.
  1378. «Globebutt» Try as you might, you cannot levitate it.
  1379. «Egg_Discord» "I think you should just watch and see what we do at least once, but it's up to you."
  1380. «Writefag4» (He's a little too focued to know exactly whats on each coin.)
  1381. «Globebutt» Fair enough.
  1382. «Puck» (theres no quarter Euro?!)
  1383. «Sunfire» I steel myself to this seemingly necessary though repulsive task. "Harm me if I go crazy again."
  1384. «Globebutt» (It's true!)
  1385. «HTBK» "...Understood."
  1386. «HTBK» I groan and lick my lips. "There you go, I guess."
  1387. «Ewo» I'm just going to concentrate on Alex (mostly to ignore all of Jared's yellings) "I hope you're alright..."
  1388. «SpitFire» Ewo... umm... this is really getting weird now...
  1389. «Mr.Jared» "Do i have a tail yet? Do my eyes scream pony? Do i suddenly want to eat hay? What the fucks going on body!?"
  1390. «Writefag4» (3) It slowly floats up. Wobbly as hell but floating. 'Thats 6 now! Just two more.' I turn to the golden Eruo coin.
  1391. «Egg_Discord» "Alright then. I know this is awkward, so if it gets to be too much, let us know and we'll stop."
  1392. «Globebutt» You definitely have a tail. It was probably what was bothering you in your pants earlier, too.
  1393. «Puck» (okay, I think me and Spit are squared away) *receives text* "Okay... " *text back* 'Be right there'
  1394. «HTBK» "This is the best thing that's ever happened to you, and you know it."
  1395. «SpitFire» *sees a piece of lint on ewo and reaches out to pick it off*
  1396. «Mr.Jared» *slams open door, still naked*
  1397. «Sunfire» (oh hey Jared is pulling an Egg)
  1398. «HTBK» (So he is.)
  1399. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, but it's not like we're doing it just for the sake of doing it." I then get onto my back, revealing my... Problem.
  1400. «Writefag4» (6) 'Yes. Yes!' The next coin is floating strong and the others seem to be still doing fine.
  1401. «Puck» *packs up backpack, goes off to find the room Spitfire mentioned* (how big is this place?)
  1402. «Mr.Jared» FUCKING LOOK AT MY HORSE DICK! AM I CRAZY OR DO I HAVE A FUCKING HORSE DICK!?
  1403. «Egg_Discord» (lol)
  1404. «Globebutt» Man, who raised this kid? What a god-awful guest. Ewo, roll fort. Spitfire, hold on while I check the rukes.
  1405. «SpitFire» Puts some damn pants on Jared, I don't want to see that!
  1406. «Ewo» (7. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckcaeuodr;kthtneoutcUTBaeio)
  1407. «Puck» (>rules on horse cock)
  1408. «SpitFire» (ouch Ewo)
  1409. «Writefag4» I take a moment to steady my breath. My heart is beating like crazy out of excitement and maybe exertion I don't know, or care for that matter. There's just one coin to go.
  1410. «Sunfire» (>we can yet out-FATAL FATAL)
  1411. «Puck» (Oh god what am I going to walk in on)
  1412. «Globebutt» (Spitfire's a guy. Don't think he's turning gay.)
  1413. «SpitFire» (I don't know Puck)
  1414. «Mr.Jared» AHaha...
  1415. «Globebutt» Ewo, roll for estru-- Roll for pone.
  1416. «SpitFire» (No interest in men)
  1417. «Mr.Jared» Oh god...
  1418. «Globebutt» Then you don't wanna see that horsedick, Spitfire.
  1419. «Mr.Jared» *runs back into bathroom, slaming door behind*
  1420. «Ewo» (9)
  1421. «Mr.Jared» (dayem)
  1422. «Writefag4» I focus my eyes on the last one. The big ol' 2€.
  1423. «Mr.Jared» (what does that put you at?)
  1424. «Globebutt» Mr. Jared, you really need to get a hold of yourself! Running out in front of near-strangers with your pants off. What were you thinking!?
  1425. «HTBK» "So...Sun. Do I take this one, or do we do it together?"
  1426. «Globebutt» I bet I know what you were thinking when you smelled Ewo. Roll fort.
  1427. «Mr.Jared» -but...but...-
  1428. «Writefag4» (1) 'Owowowowowowowow' All the coins drop to the bed.
  1429. «Ewo» (...me?)
  1430. «Globebutt» (No, J)
  1431. «Mr.Jared» (8)
  1432. «Writefag4» "Owwwwww."
  1433. «Sunfire» I swallow nervously. "U-um... do you think I'm ready for something like that? What if I slip again?"
  1434. «Mr.Jared» oh jesus...
  1435. «SpitFire» *I back away towards the door*
  1436. «Writefag4» I rub my forehead and horn not sure which is hurting.
  1437. «HTBK» "I will rip your throat out with my adorable teeth.
  1438. «Globebutt» You've got a boner, Jared. Your horsedick is hard. Roll pone.
  1439. «Mr.Jared» (good ol ten)
  1440. «Sunfire» (so much sex in your game, globe)
  1441. «Globebutt» (I swear I'm not trying! You guys are the ones who keep dropping your drawers and pulling out the horsedicks!)
  1442. «Writefag4» (If I had made it to all 8 coins I probably would have thought it was better than an orgasm.)
  1443. «SpitFire» (Puck where are you?)
  1444. «HTBK» (Go to Harry's game for plot.)
  1445. «Puck» *finally find my way to the right floor and room number, knock* "Hey, spitfire! You in there?"
  1446. «HTBK» (Go to Globe's game for plot.)
  1447. «Sunfire» I sigh. "Guess I better give it a shot..."
  1448. «SpitFire» *opens the door and pulls Puck inside* HELP!!
  1449. «Sunfire» I wander closer to Egg.
  1450. «Mr.Jared» -Whats... whats going on?-
  1451. «Puck» (>dat plot)
  1452. «Egg_Discord» (Then again, there's not just one stallion in this game)
  1453. «Puck» "I got your te- whoa!"
  1454. «Writefag4» (Globe. I got a natural 1 while exerting myself. Anything other than a migraine?)
  1455. «HTBK» I match step with Sunfire, and grit my teeth.
  1456. «SpitFire» *closes it and moves to Jared* get back in there and put some clothes on!
  1457. «Puck» "What? What?!"
  1458. «Globebutt» Your fingers feel numb as you jerk yourself off. Maybe you... You should probably stop.
  1459. «Mr.Jared» *how[>inb4 poor choice of words] hard would it be to hide the horse dick?*
  1460. «HTBK» "Alright. Remember, stay human. Don't let him go until he passes a test, alright?"
  1461. «Egg_Discord» "...Don't be scared, Sun. Everything's going to be alright."
  1462. «Egg_Discord» "Ask me anything."
  1463. «SpitFire» Puck I don't know, we are turning into ponies, I asked them for help and it's getting out of hand! I need help
  1464. «HTBK» "What's your name?"
  1465. «Egg_Discord» "My name is Egg Discord."
  1466. «Puck» "........................"
  1467. «Puck» "Wat."
  1468. «Mr.Jared» umm... hi?
  1469. «HTBK» One little lick. Half an inch, barely a flit.
  1470. «Globebutt» (help i need an adult i don't know what i'm writing)
  1471. «HTBK» "Good."
  1472. «Ewo» I walk up to Puck.
  1473. «SpitFire» *pushes Jared into the bath room and closes the door*
  1474. «Mr.Jared» *trot^
  1475. «Globebutt» Write, a migrane's it.
  1476. «Mr.Jared» *i was already in bathroom*
  1477. «Globebutt» I think Jared was already in the bathroom, Spitfire.
  1478. «Egg_Discord» My face slightly twitches. "Alright, another one."
  1479. «HTBK» "Sun?"
  1480. «Sunfire» I look very bashful. "Right. Staying human. Um... my turn? Car color?"
  1481. «Mr.Jared» What the hell just happened?
  1482. «Puck» "Look, I went to the convention, and it was a pretty good time, but I don't think I'm really as into this whole thing as you are..."
  1483. «Mr.Jared» I ...........
  1484. «Egg_Discord» "Blue."
  1485. «SpitFire» Puck this is ewo, something is happening to us, and we ending up like her *points to ewo*
  1486. «Writefag4» Was there a pillow on my cot/bed? I wrap my head in it.
  1487. «Egg_Discord» (No, YelloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW!!!!!)
  1488. «HTBK» "Now give Strawberry what she wants. If you can handle it, I mean."
  1489. «Mr.Jared» *turn to the flask for comfort*
  1490. «Puck» (How far along are you Ewo?)
  1491. «Ewo» (I'm full pony)
  1492. «Egg_Discord» (strawberry?)
  1493. «Puck» "Oh my."
  1494. «Sunfire» I match HT's lick as much as possible.
  1495. «Ewo» "U-um... Hello."
  1496. «SpitFire» (and change in you Puck)
  1497. «Mr.Jared» *take a sip from a flask at random*
  1498. «HTBK» (For both their sakes.)
  1499. «HTBK» "Okay. Where were you born?"
  1500. «Mr.Jared» ehugh
  1501. «Egg_Discord» (Oh yeah)
  1502. «Puck» "I dont think the hote- "
  1503. «Puck» "What."
  1504. «Sunfire» (who is this to?)
  1505. «Egg_Discord» "I was born in New York City."
  1506. «Globebutt» You're not Ewo, that's for sure.
  1507. «Writefag4» (You have 6 flasks right?)
  1508. «HTBK» (Egg.)
  1509. «HTBK» "Good."
  1510. «HTBK» One more lick. An inch, this time.
  1511. «Egg_Discord» (Yes?)
  1512. «Globebutt» Roll 1d6, Jared.
  1513. «Sunfire» (I got confused.)
  1514. «HTBK» (Answering Sun's question.)
  1515. «Mr.Jared» (nope, only 4)
  1516. «Globebutt» Then roll 1d4.
  1517. «Ewo» "...How are you?"
  1518. «Egg_Discord» (Who's on first?)
  1519. «Mr.Jared» (1)
  1520. «SpitFire» "It's happeing to me to... I dont' know what do Puck"
  1521. «Sunfire» Following the pattern, I ask Egg another question. "Favorite TV show?"
  1522. «Puck» ".... Spitfire. This little horse is talking to me."
  1523. «Globebutt» You drink vodka, Jared.
  1524. «Writefag4» Oh god this is terrible. Do all Unicorns deal with this?
  1525. «Mr.Jared» (but i never got any vodka...)
  1526. «Egg_Discord» "Gurren Lagann."
  1527. «Globebutt» It's a pretty cute horse, Puck. Something nearby sure smells like one, though.
  1528. «Mr.Jared» Dafuq is dis shit?
  1529. «Writefag4» I realize what a strange question that is as I am one of 3 unicorns most likely.
  1530. «Mr.Jared» Whos been touching my flasks?
  1531. «Sunfire» "Anime counts I guess..." then give a matching lick, ever slightly longer than HT's though.
  1532. «SpitFire» * move to puck and ew* "Yah, I know like I said it's happening to me to" *as I show puck my hair and tail*
  1533. «HTBK» (Oh my God who touched Sasha.)
  1534. «Puck» *really looks spitfire over for the first time*
  1535. «Egg_Discord» My hips start twitching a bit more than before. This is close to torture
  1536. «HTBK» "Is Strawberry happy in there, Sun?"
  1537. «Globebutt» (It's whatever wasn't cider, J. I wasn't keeping close track.)
  1538. «Mr.Jared» (just because u said that, ima name all my flasks)
  1539. «Globebutt» Strawberry sure smells happy, HT.
  1540. «Sunfire» "Trying to suppress Strawberry as much as possible... why bring that up?"
  1541. «Puck» "Uh, t- that's a nice costume. Were you wearing that at the con?"
  1542. «Mr.Jared» So *corking flask* *points to puck* who the hell are you?
  1543. «HTBK» "Give her a tease, she won't ask for more. It's complicated."
  1544. «SpitFire» *I give a horified look to Puck* no!
  1545. «Puck» *looks at jared* "Who, me? My names Puck."
  1546. «Mr.Jared» Well, do you know who the hell i am?
  1547. «Ewo» "I am a talking horse, Puck. This is not a costume."
  1548. «HTBK» "Who was the third holder of the one ring, Egg?"
  1549. «Puck» *looks back to Ewo* "Would you all give me a moment?"
  1550. «Globebutt» (No, Egg was not the third holder of the One Ring.)
  1551. «Globebutt» (He may have been the third holder of Mr. Squeaky.)
  1552. «SpitFire» *put Pucks hand on Ewo* "it's real"
  1553. «HTBK» (Actually, Jitters, that was you.)
  1554. «Puck» *sets down pack, rummages through it, retrieves large metal flask*
  1555. «mckinnley»  joined the chat.
  1556. «Puck» *takes several long swigs*
  1557. «Writefag4» 'Okay horn. Maybe we take it easy for a while.' I go over to the sink and splash some water on my face.
  1558. «Globebutt» Ewo feels soft, Puck. Soft. Warm. Comforting. You'd love to pet her.
  1559. «Mr.Jared» Im Mr motherfucking Jared and i am losing my fucking mind
  1560. «Egg_Discord» "Um... Gollum? It's been a while since I've seen the films."
  1561. «Puck» "Gaaahhhh! Okay, anyone else want some? How about you, little horsey?"
  1562. «Puck» *pats on head*
  1563. «HTBK» "What, you never read the books? Casual."
  1564. «Globebutt» It's very wet, Writefag. What you wouldn't give for a towel.
  1565. «SpitFire» Not helping puck!
  1566. «Mr.Jared» HEY!
  1567. «Globebutt» Fort, Ewo.
  1568. «Mr.Jared» *slaps pucks hand away*
  1569. «Sunfire» "Wouldn't Gollum be the second? Unsure of that myself."
  1570. «HTBK» This time, a kiss. Three quarters of the way up, lasts for barely a second.
  1571. «Egg_Discord» "Never had time. I've been meaning to but..."
  1572. «Puck» *holds hands up* "What? Sorry!"
  1573. «Ewo» (4)
  1574. «HTBK» "Isildur had it before Gollum, you novice."
  1575. «Mr.Jared» Hands off the pony
  1576. «Writefag4» Is it at least cool and helping me take my mind off the pain? Thats what really matters.
  1577. «Puck» "I- uh, okay"
  1578. «Egg_Discord» "Um, guys?!" I say, redirecting them to the task at hand.
  1579. «SpitFire» *I sit down beside ewo and put my face in my hands* How do I fix this... *I mutter*
  1580. «Globebutt» It's helping, Writefag.
  1581. «Puck» *one more quick swig, puts flask in pocket. sits down next to Spitfire*
  1582. «Mr.Jared» *am i wearing pants atm?*
  1583. «Sunfire» "So... it's basic facts and nerd stuff, huh? Fine. Egg, one simple question. Joel or Mike?"
  1584. «Puck» "Okay, hit me all this one more time, you're turning all -- horsey?"
  1585. «Globebutt» I don't know. I don't usually put your pants on for you. I'd hope so.
  1586. «Writefag4» A couple more splashes then. I don't think I'd be lucky enough to have a towel here. I suppose now I know why I should always carry one.
  1587. «Puck» (I had hoped so J)
  1588. «HTBK» "Mike."
  1589. «Globebutt» You could try to use your shirt, Writefag.
  1590. «SpitFire» *looks back and realize puck is sitting on my tail* Umm.. puck do you mind?"
  1591. «Mr.Jared» *ok i guess my horse dick is waving in the wind for now*
  1592. «Puck» "What-Oh, sorry." *shifts*
  1593. «Mr.Jared» ...
  1594. «Ewo» (For my actual sake I hope you wear pants. I'm real bad at sexual tension.)
  1595. «Puck» (wait what)
  1596. «Writefag4» Then I would be shirtless and I'm female. I think, at least partially.
  1597. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  1598. «Egg_Discord» "You call that easy?"
  1599. «Sunfire» "Heathen." I give a lingering kiss as my part of this bizarre game of simon says.
  1600. «Writefag4» Would it be indecent? I'm not sure.
  1601. «Mr.Jared» im going to put some pants on...
  1602. «Globebutt» Ewo, Jared's dick is very distracting. Why did he walk out of the bathroom without pants on in the first place?
  1603. «Sunfire» (er shit.)
  1604. «Sunfire» (didn't notice HT answered)
  1605. «Globebutt» Oh! Excuse me. You're not Ewo, are you?
  1606. «Ewo» that is what i am wondering
  1607. «Sunfire» (not egg)
  1608. «HTBK» "Neanderthal."
  1609. «SpitFire» This is insane Puck I don't know what to do"
  1610. «Globebutt» You're Acorn. That's your name.
  1611. «Puck» >I'll chalk pantsless man to booze, traveling makes you good at not looking down<
  1612. «Sunfire» (eh whatever works.)
  1613. «Egg_Discord» "Too hard to pick one, I mean."
  1614. «Sunfire» I look at Egg. "That's fine. Both have their merits, really..." I smirk.
  1615. «Egg_Discord» "I guess... Joel, if I had to..."
  1616. «Mr.Jared» God fucking blithering blathering
  1617. «SpitFire» Ewo you still with us? could tell us everything that happened?
  1618. «HTBK» I crack a grin, now.
  1619. «Puck» "Well...." *offers flask* "How'd this all start?"
  1620. «Writefag4» 'Horn, wet fur is terrible. Why didn't you warn me about this.'
  1621. «Mr.Jared» * goes inside and shuts bathroom door*
  1622. «Ewo» I don't notice, not recognizing the name.
  1623. «Egg_Discord» I'm starting to sweat. This is taking too long.
  1624. «Globebutt» You don't want to mutter, Jared. You really want to yell.
  1625. «HTBK» "Okay. Here's one. Answer this one, or I leave you hanging until nightfall. Who was the second president of the Botswanan treasury?"
  1626. «Writefag4» I sigh and take off my shirt drying my face with it.
  1627. «Puck» (thats mean HT)
  1628. «Mr.Jared» *looks behind*
  1629. «Globebutt» What kind of shirt was it?
  1630. «SpitFire» I don't know I woke up like this and spent the day in here, till I went for food, then I ran it them. And then jared started drinking and that happened
  1631. «Mr.Jared» AND YOU! YOU STUPID GOD DAMN TAIL!
  1632. «Globebutt» Roll fort, Jared.
  1633. «Egg_Discord» "...That's just cruel. I don't know that one."
  1634. «Writefag4» (This was winter right?)
  1635. «Writefag4» (No it was summer.)
  1636. «Globebutt» (Summer.)
  1637. «Mr.Jared» (9)
  1638. «HTBK» "Mmm. Sucks to be you."
  1639. «Sunfire» I shake my head. "Yeah, that's just cold."
  1640. «SpitFire» Ewo, something wrong? *I reach out and tapper to get her attention*
  1641. «HTBK» I lick the tip.
  1642. «Mr.Jared» *try to yank tail out*
  1643. «HTBK» "Sunfire?"
  1644. «Ewo» "...Hmm?"
  1645. «Globebutt» You can't help but start lecturing your tail. The insubordinate worm! Roll pone.
  1646. «Sunfire» I blink. "Hmm? I have no idea either."
  1647. «Writefag4» 100% Rayon.
  1648. «Globebutt» It
  1649. «HTBK» "It's your turn."
  1650. «Puck» "Ah huh.... you hank out with any... strangers last few nights? Go to any parties?"
  1651. «Mr.Jared» (10)
  1652. «Puck» *hang
  1653. «Globebutt» It's awful at drying, unsurprisingly.
  1654. «Egg_Discord» (And then I fall into the pit of death)
  1655. «Mr.Jared» FUCKING TAIL!
  1656. «HTBK» (That sounds uncomfortable, Egg.)
  1657. «Writefag4» Well as long as its off may as well check my torso. Boobs? Crotchboobs? Still manly? What have I got?
  1658. «Globebutt» As you shout at your tail, Jared, you're too distracted to notice how it moves.
  1659. «SpitFire» I can't remember, Puck, Ewo... how did this start? *as I poke to get her attention again*
  1660. «Egg_Discord» (Monty Python reference)
  1661. «Sunfire» "Oh, right. Uhh, Egg. Favorite subject in school?"
  1662. «Egg_Discord» "That would be English."
  1663. «Ewo» "...Who's Ewo?" I tilt my head
  1664. «SpitFire» I thought you were
  1665. «Writefag4» (Wait a minute. Rayon is absorbent. More than cotton anyway.)
  1666. «Sunfire» I plant a few soft kisses running down the shaft.
  1667. «Ewo» "I'm Acorn, silly."
  1668. «Mr.Jared» WHY MUST YOU BOTHER ME OF ALL PEOPLE!
  1669. «Puck» "Oh yesh, what was your name miss?"
  1670. «Globebutt» (My bad, Write.)
  1671. «Puck» "Oh, Acorn, thats a nice name."
  1672. «Ewo» "Thanks!"
  1673. «Writefag4» (No worries. I had to look it up too.)
  1674. «HTBK» (One moment.)
  1675. «SpitFire» *I give a look of shock* umm... that's not what you told me earlier, but how did all start?
  1676. «Egg_Discord» "OOOOoooooooooohh" I moan. "Can you please just finish this up?"
  1677. «Mr.Jared» Wait... acorn?
  1678. «Globebutt» You can't see any nipples anywhere through all of your fur.
  1679. «Globebutt» Jared, you can't hear them.
  1680. «Mr.Jared» (void that)
  1681. «Globebutt» You're too busy in the bathroom. Changing.
  1682. «Egg_Discord» My member is quite visibly spasming
  1683. «Mr.Jared» *continue to thrash at tail*
  1684. «SpitFire» *I reach up and scratch my own ear at this point*
  1685. «Ewo» "Well... how did what start?"
  1686. «Mr.Jared» FUCKING SHIT FUCK
  1687. «Mr.Jared» (brb)
  1688. «Puck» "All this..." *waves flask around* "everything to do with horses.*
  1689. «Globebutt» Your tail's getting closer to the ground-- and you are, with it, too. At some point, you instinctively drop too all fours, and just start grasping at your tail. Biting, biting.
  1690. «Writefag4» I reach my hand close to my chest then stop. Maybe not.
  1691. «Ewo» "Well... I'm a pony."
  1692. «SpitFire» What is going on in the bathroom?
  1693. «Globebutt» And as you keep trying, it gets easier. A muzzle grows forth from your face.
  1694. «Writefag4» I wring out my shirt as best I can.
  1695. «Ewo» "Does that answer your question?"
  1696. «Puck» "Oh, ponies, my mistake."
  1697. «SpitFire» Puck would you mind checking on him?
  1698. «Puck» "Your naked friend?"
  1699. «Globebutt» You finally catch your tail, Jared. And you're not going to need those stupid pants any more.
  1700. «SpitFire» Not really ewo...erm Acorn...
  1701. «Globebutt» You're a pony.
  1702. «Writefag4» (By the way is this a barred cell or a door cell?)
  1703. «Ewo» "My... naked friend?"
  1704. «Globebutt» Let's say barred.
  1705. «Puck» "No, Spit's- unless he's your friend as well."
  1706. «SpitFire» you started to say something about how this all started before
  1707. «SpitFire» Puck I think he's a victom too
  1708. «Writefag4» I slip on the now damp shirt then. Wouldn't really have enough warning if someone walked by.
  1709. «Ewo» "I don't know who he is..."
  1710. «Egg_Discord» (Um... Sun? HT?)
  1711. «Puck» "... Right then." I stand up and walk to the bathroom *knock knock*
  1712. «Globebutt» You do kinda like him, though.
  1713. «Globebutt» You sure you don't want to check on the handsome stallion, Acorn?
  1714. «Ewo» YES I AM SURE.
  1715. «Sunfire» (HT went afk or something I think)
  1716. «SpitFire» *i'm in shook now...* but he... your freind... you...
  1717. «Egg_Discord» (Oh yeah)
  1718. «Sunfire» (I'm gonna brb a sec myself)
  1719. «Globebutt» Let's put this all on hold for a minute, then.
  1720. «Puck» (You the green on in the top row, far right Ewo?)
  1721. «Ewo» (Yeah. The tree one)
  1722. «Globebutt» Resume when enough people are back. And yes, Puck; that's Acorn.
  1723. «Puck» (k)
  1724. «HTBK» (And back.)
  1725. «Globebutt» Except that she doesn't wear glasses.
  1726. «Mr.Jared» Got you, you little son of a bitch!
  1727. «Globebutt» You hear muttered speech through the bathroom door, Puck.
  1728. «SpitFire» (on hold?)
  1729. «Puck» *knocks again* "What was that? You okay in there?"
  1730. «Globebutt» Muffled, even.
  1731. «Globebutt» (I can spell!)
  1732. «Puck» (We could, ours in unrelated)
  1733. «Puck» (*is)
  1734. «Writefag4» I sit down on the bed and scoop up the coins using my hands. Damp clothing sucks.
  1735. «HTBK» (Egg, you gone?)
  1736. «SpitFire» Ewo... or Acorn... I don't understand... help me please...
  1737. «Mr.Jared» mutghpurghdfhafas!
  1738. «Writefag4» (Is there a sunbeam coming through my window?)
  1739. «Globebutt» Even without fur, Writefag. Maybe this isn't so perfect after all!
  1740. «Globebutt» The sun is shining, though.
  1741. «Sunfire» (I'm here)
  1742. «Ewo» "Well... I don't know what there is to not understand!"
  1743. «Egg_Discord» (Still here)
  1744. «Puck» "I'm coming in!" *pause* I open the door.
  1745. «Writefag4» I consider the fact that if I wear a damp shirt my fur by proximity will also likely get damp.
  1746. «HTBK» "Hm. Maybe. Largest signature on the declaration of independence."
  1747. «Mr.Jared» mhhmhghmgmghgmghmghmghmgh
  1748. «Globebutt» Before you stands "Jared", with a tail in his muzzle.
  1749. «Writefag4» This is the worst possible thing.
  1750. «Globebutt» He stands no more than three-some feet off the ground.
  1751. «Mr.Jared» MGMHGMGHM!
  1752. «Writefag4» (Clearly worse than what all these other people are going through.)
  1753. «Globebutt» A whistle adorns his flank.
  1754. «Mr.Jared» *drops tail*
  1755. «SpitFire» Your name change. you don't remember your friend... *holds my head with my hands* my head hurts...
  1756. «Puck» *stares stunned*
  1757. «Mr.Jared» And finaly...
  1758. «Mr.Jared» ...
  1759. «Egg_Discord» "John Hancock, of course!" I say, my face beet-red. Well, redder than usual
  1760. «HTBK» "Good boy."
  1761. «Globebutt» You see an unshaven, curly-haired man in the doorway. Puck seems a lot taller than you remember.
  1762. «Ewo» "U-um... I'm sorry you're feeling bad..."
  1763. «HTBK» I go a little bit further down, and run my tongue along the base.
  1764. «Mr.Jared» Oh, its you again
  1765. «HTBK» "Sun, you wanna get up top?"
  1766. «Writefag4» I unbutton the shirt again and hold up to catch the sunbeam.
  1767. «Mr.Jared» leave me be, i have to celebrate
  1768. «Mr.Jared» the tail dominates man no more!
  1769. «Globebutt» Roll fort, whoever "good boy" was directed at.
  1770. «Puck» "Uhh, sorry if I'm intruding... Spitfire wanted me to check in on you...."
  1771. «Globebutt» (So many messages! How do you do it, HT?)
  1772. «Mr.Jared» Tell him to go screw himself, im doing fine
  1773. «HTBK» (Meth!)
  1774. «HTBK» (Lots and lots of meth!)
  1775. «Globebutt» (Send me some.)
  1776. «SpitFire» *I pull on my hair* this isn't right, I'm suppose to have brown and I and I like it short
  1777. «Egg_Discord» "Oooooooooooooohhh." That gets a shudder out of me.
  1778. «HTBK» (No way, bro. Shit's illegal.)
  1779. «Mr.Jared» Where are my fl...
  1780. «Globebutt» (Asshole.)
  1781. «Sunfire» I nervously nod. "S-sure, by up top do you just mean..." I gently lick at Egg's head.
  1782. «HTBK» "Yeah."
  1783. «Mr.Jared» Why is everything bigger?
  1784. «Ewo» "Well... you could get it cut and dyed!"
  1785. «Globebutt» You appear to be smaller, Jared. And fingerless. I think something happened.
  1786. «Puck» "Uhh, right then, I'll just..." *closes door slowly*
  1787. «Mr.Jared» No!
  1788. «Globebutt» Jared?
  1789. «Globebutt» I think your tail won the war.
  1790. «SpitFire» but it was colour of yours last night * as I pull lightly on Ewo mane*
  1791. «Puck» (was that aloud j?)
  1792. «Mr.Jared» "dont leave me here!"
  1793. «Puck» *re opens door*
  1794. «Mr.Jared» *runs out*
  1795. «Ewo» "Haha, that's kinda strange"
  1796. «Egg_Discord» "Kee-keep going..." I gasp out.
  1797. «Mr.Jared» shitshitshitshitshit!
  1798. «Puck» *side steps*
  1799. «Globebutt» A brown stallion comes charging out of the bathroom.
  1800. «Sunfire» (yeah I dunno how either of you cope with so many players, especially separate and semi-autonomous)
  1801. «SpitFire» what the?!
  1802. «Mr.Jared» Spitfire!
  1803. «Globebutt» (I'm not sure I always do!)
  1804. «SpitFire» Jared
  1805. «SpitFire» ?
  1806. «SpitFire» "what happened?"
  1807. «Mr.Jared» Somethings wrong
  1808. «Writefag4» 'I suppose after I get out of here I should get an ice pack or something. I wonder how often I'll burn myself like that.'
  1809. «Mr.Jared» I think the tail won
  1810. «Puck» *stares all 'round*
  1811. «SpitFire» I look at puck, what the hell...
  1812. «HTBK» (Furious anger aimed at shitty GM's, poison coursing through our veins, and the knowledge that if we're not good enough for /mlp/ we'll be cast down into the clawing black Hell of Ponychan.)
  1813. «Mr.Jared» Ewo! what the hell is going on?!
  1814. «Globebutt» (no please no anything but ponyhan ocs)
  1815. «HTBK» (Makes a man run pretty fast, when the devil himself is after you.)
  1816. «Ewo» "Really, who's Ewo?"
  1817. «Mr.Jared» Ewo, dont fuck with me bro
  1818. «HTBK»  has uploaded a new photo.
  1819. «Globebutt» Seems to be a pretty popular guy, Acorn.
  1820. «HTBK» (LOOK! LOOK AT IT!)
  1821. «Sunfire» I speed up my ministrations.
  1822. «Mr.Jared» im in no mood for being fucked with
  1823. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  1824. «Sunfire»  has uploaded a new photo.
  1825. «Ewo» I stay silent, waiting for this 'Ewo' to respond
  1826. «HTBK» (LOOK AT THE PONYCHAN! SOMEONE MADE THAT UNIRONICALLY!)
  1827. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  1828. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  1829. «HTBK» (THAT IS HOW I WOULD PUNISH HITLER FOR PLAYING WU, AH WITH ME!)
  1830. «Mr.Jared» Ewo. dont you make me fucking dare
  1831. «Ewo» I look around for who he's talking to.
  1832. «Sunfire»  has deleted a photo.
  1833. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  1834. «Mr.Jared» EWO!
  1835. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  1836. «Sunfire» (sorry for spamming)
  1837. «Mr.Jared» *tackles ewo*
  1838. «Puck» (Sunfire, that pic gave me brain herpes)
  1839. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, that feels good!" I say. "DO you still re-MMph!-remember your name?"
  1840. «Mr.Jared» You fucking hear this ewo, you are not a pony! You are ewo!
  1841. «Mr.Jared» Who the fuck are you?
  1842. «Sunfire» I stop momentarily. "Sunfire, checking in!" before resuming.
  1843. «Globebutt» (I'll be right back. Try not to be too human or inhuman while I'm out.)
  1844. «HTBK» "Red Five, checking in."
  1845. «HTBK» "...That means HT."
  1846. «Ewo» "I-I-I'm... Acorn?"
  1847. «Mr.Jared» *smacks ewo* No!
  1848. «Writefag4» While I'm standing there holding my shirt in the sun my mind changes track. 'Perhaps I should set ground rules with people I meet. No touching or something.'
  1849. «Mr.Jared» Who the fuck are you?
  1850. «SpitFire» *I move back with Puck* I don't know what is going on here
  1851. «Ewo» I am obviously really shaken from this unwarranted pitting
  1852. «Puck» *(ill brb a moment with globe)
  1853. «Writefag4» 'That would be terrible to keep up all the time though wouldn't it? Ewo seemed pretty happy when he was getting his ears scratched. Hmm.'
  1854. «Mr.Jared» We are not effing ponies!
  1855. «Ewo» I stay silent, thinking he didn't want me to respond, talking to someone else.
  1856. «Egg_Discord» "...Right, And I'm EeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEGG!!!" I moan that last part out as I finally release, feeling relief at last.
  1857. «Mr.Jared» You are not a pony named acorn!
  1858. «HTBK» "Incoming!"
  1859. «HTBK» I roll to the side.
  1860. «SpitFire» Please calm down you too... this is to much
  1861. «Writefag4» 'Maybe if I just ease into it I can get used to it. One step at a time. Kind of like how I should handle fresh fruits and vegetables.'
  1862. «Ewo» "Well..." I point to myself "I-I'm a pony named Acorn"
  1863. «Mr.Jared» *puts hoove to ewo's head*
  1864. «Mr.Jared» You are not a pony
  1865. «Sunfire» I'm caught a bit by surprise, backing off nervously.
  1866. «Ewo» Well... this is how I die, isn't it.
  1867. «Mr.Jared» Do you know who i am?
  1868. «Writefag4» 'I probably would have been fine back at the store if I didn't get surprised like that.'
  1869. «Ewo» "A-are you talking to me?"
  1870. «SpitFire» *walk over to ewo and Jared* you too need to calm down
  1871. «Mr.Jared» No im talking to the fucking floor.
  1872. «Egg_Discord» I just sit there gasping, before taking a moment to say, "...Sorry. Warning... next time..."
  1873. «Ewo» "Oh... I don't think it's going to answer."
  1874. «Mr.Jared» Who the hell am i, ewo?
  1875. «Mr.Jared» HMM?!
  1876. «Ewo» "Is the floor Ewo?"
  1877. «Writefag4» 'Heh. Maybe I'll have to start with canned apples at 20 paces and then slowly work my way forward. Like what they did on that reality TV show but it was with people afraid of mice or something.'
  1878. «Mr.Jared» GAH!
  1879. «Mr.Jared» *smacks Ewo again*
  1880. «Ewo» "P-please stop hitting me, I didn't do anything..."
  1881. «HTBK» I crack a little chuckle and poke Egg's shoulder.
  1882. «HTBK» "You *cad*."
  1883. «SpitFire» (globe everythign ok?)
  1884. «Mr.Jared» You are a fucking pony, who thinks he is named acorn!
  1885. «Egg_Discord» "...yeah, but I'm your cad, HT."
  1886. «Ewo» "I... I am."
  1887. «Mr.Jared» *smacks ewo* No you are not!
  1888. «Sunfire» I look really embarrassed. "Um, well. That was... oddly enjoyable."
  1889. «Ewo» "You just told me I was!"
  1890. «HTBK» "Yes you are."
  1891. «HTBK» "And yes it was."
  1892. «Globebutt» Or you could just jump in, Writefag.
  1893. «SpitFire» I need to calm them down... how... *I reach out scatch ewo and jared behind the ears*
  1894. «Mr.Jared» GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!
  1895. «Egg_Discord» "See? It's not so bad. Just have to remember everything and not keep those urges bottled up."
  1896. «Globebutt» Acorn, rolll fort.
  1897. «Mr.Jared» *jumps of ewo*
  1898. «Ewo» (4)
  1899. «Ewo» (Thank fuck)
  1900. «Writefag4» 'Huh. No we go slowly. Come on, we were embarrassed. At least I was.'
  1901. «Mr.Jared» *bolts off to bathroom*
  1902. «Globebutt» Actually, I have your fort down as three. I think you liked that, Ewo. Roll pone.
  1903. «Mr.Jared» *attempts to kick door shut*
  1904. «Ewo» (I was talking about all that stopping)
  1905. «Ewo» (10)
  1906. «Mr.Jared» (lol)
  1907. «Globebutt» Excuse me. Acorn! Not Ewo. I'm so silly.
  1908. «SpitFire» (lol ouch)
  1909. «SpitFire» (no effect on Jared I'm guessing)
  1910. «Sunfire» I nod. "Yeah... might have to be my turn sometime soon."
  1911. «Ewo» You are so silly headvoice.
  1912. «HTBK» I sniff the air.
  1913. «Mr.Jared» *seach for flasks*
  1914. «Globebutt» Of course not! But I think Acorn's rolled over for belly rubs now, Spitfire.
  1915. «HTBK» "Possibly."
  1916. «Puck» (back)
  1917. «Globebutt» You find ye flask. And ze flask, and de flask, and a wee flask.
  1918. «Mr.Jared» *get ye flask*
  1919. «Puck» "Uhhhh..."
  1920. «Globebutt» You cannot get ye flask. You have no fingers.
  1921. «SpitFire» *reach down and scratch her more* you seem happy with this? but is it ok?
  1922. «Mr.Jared» *i said GET YE FLASK*
  1923. «Writefag4» 'Besides. I couldn't eat all those fucking apples.'
  1924. «Puck» *get ye own flask from pocket again*
  1925. «Globebutt» Oh, Acorn! Master's giving belly rubs! This is the best thing ever.
  1926. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, so now what are we gonna do?" I say as I get up.
  1927. «Ewo» "Of course it's okay. Thanks for um... saving me..."
  1928. «Sunfire» "We need to decide where to go, we can't stay here forever or we'll eventually be discovered."
  1929. «Globebutt» Are you sure you don't just want to pet the pony, Puck?
  1930. «Puck» *looooong swig of ye olde booze*
  1931. «Mr.Jared» *attempt to open flasks with mouth*
  1932. «Globebutt» It's a very rubbable belly.
  1933. «Puck» >booze< >Belly<
  1934. «Globebutt» The pony's belly, dear.
  1935. «Globebutt» Roll talent, J.
  1936. «HTBK» "You're right. Here's what we'll do. We'll walk the edge of the field and look for any news outlets."
  1937. «HTBK» "Or any of our friends, if they escape."
  1938. «Puck» (I knew that) "aww, she's so adorable..." *walks over slowly*
  1939. «Mr.Jared» (9)
  1940. «Sunfire» "News? Shouldn't we be avoiding exposure?"
  1941. «HTBK» "News we read, not news we make."
  1942. «HTBK» "News about people like us."
  1943. «Mr.Jared» God damn it! open damn it!
  1944. «Sunfire» "Oh, right. Heh. Still a bit on edge."
  1945. «Puck» "Who's a fluffy pony, Who's a fluffy pony?" *crouches down over acorn, arms out stretched*
  1946. «Globebutt» You open ye flask. The cork comes out in your mouth, and the body lands on the floor where it wobbles for a minute...
  1947. «Egg_Discord» "It'd be best to keep ourselves on the edge of the farmlands too. If the farmers see us..."
  1948. «Ewo» "I'm a fluffy pony?"
  1949. «Globebutt» Oh god, Acorn. All these belly rubs! You're a fluffy pony! You're so fucking cute!
  1950. «SpitFire» *I stop and lay back on the bed* "now what do we do?"
  1951. «HTBK» "Exactly."
  1952. «Puck» "Yes, You are!" *rubs the magic belly*
  1953. «Globebutt» Master needs to give you more belly rubs, Spitfire!
  1954. «Mr.Jared» *steady flask*
  1955. «SpitFire» (sorry Ewo)
  1956. «Sunfire» (also, we're a trio of ponies all on our own. what sort of Crusading do we do anyway?)
  1957. «HTBK» (Crusading against the Muslim faith?)
  1958. «Globebutt» (In Germany? Hrm.)
  1959. «Sunfire» (Deus vult.)
  1960. «Egg_Discord» (The Ice Capades?)
  1961. «Globebutt» (Nope, HT. Teutonic league.)
  1962. «Ewo» (spitfire you definitely have to get more belly rubs from master)
  1963. «SpitFire» *I sit up and pat ewo more and scratch her* as least someone is relaxed
  1964. «Puck» (o u 2)
  1965. «HTBK» (Oh. Crusading against the Lithuanian devils.)
  1966. «Globebutt» (Also, there was a black man from Ethiopia who fought in the crusades; made it to Germany, I believe.)
  1967. «Globebutt» (Lithuanian, Pomeranian, etc.)
  1968. «SpitFire» (ewo can't see that happening)
  1969. «HTBK» (That came outta left field, Globe.)
  1970. «Mr.Jared» *chug whatever is in that mofoin flask*
  1971. «Puck» "So spitfire, you really don't know how all this got started?" *sits next to acorn, stoking absently*
  1972. «Ewo» (Globe is losing it)
  1973. «Writefag4» I turn the shirt.
  1974. «Sunfire» "That sounds like a plan. Let's go. They have newspaper things in Germany right?"
  1975. «Globebutt» (Punch me if Jitters comes back. Be sure to call her a bad girl, too.)
  1976. «Globebutt» They do have newspaper kiosks in Germany.
  1977. «HTBK» (Ha ha ha. What you don't know is that Jitters is into that.)
  1978. «SpitFire» No, I don't, last night I was normal, and woke up like this. I mean look at my hair and ....tail... that's not normal"
  1979. «Globebutt» The shirt turns, to nobody's surprise.
  1980. «Sunfire» the kind that aren't manned by people.
  1981. «Egg_Discord» "They have to. It's not like we're stranded in the middle of the desert."
  1982. «Globebutt» They have those, I seem to recall. The little vendor things.
  1983. «HTBK» "Yeah. We'll probably want today or yesterday."
  1984. «HTBK» "For strange news about...strange things."
  1985. «Globebutt» Not normal, but... it's not such a bad tail, Spitfire!
  1986. «Ewo» I hug Master.
  1987. «Writefag4» Write is finding this prison stay not to be as great as it initially was. Still the quiet is nice. And, the magic is AWESOME. Aside from the headaches.
  1988. «SpitFire» Is Jared ok? *as I keep patting Ewo*
  1989. «HTBK» "And if nothing's in there, we'll need to find some way to check a doctor's office. Hm."
  1990. «Puck» "I assumed you tried taking it off already? Seems like basic pranks material to me.... Aside from our fuzzy friend here."
  1991. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, so where do we look first?"
  1992. «Mr.Jared» *am i dead yet?*
  1993. «Sunfire» "Will anyone believe us? Also, we might have to be careful since we DID run from the police..."
  1994. «SpitFire» Yah, but nothing happend, any ideas Puck?
  1995. «Globebutt» (I don't think so. What was happening, J?)
  1996. «Puck» (Ewo, just for clarification, who'd you hug?)
  1997. «Sunfire» "Maybe there's a newspaper vending machine along one of the streets at the edge of the farmland?"
  1998. «Ewo» (SpitFire)
  1999. «HTBK» "we'll check for other patients, Sun."
  2000. «Mr.Jared» Mr.Jared *chug whatever is in that mofoin flask*
  2001. «SpitFire» (ewo I'm master now?!)
  2002. «HTBK» "...Hm. If we did our tails right and rustled our fur, we could probably pass for particularly ugly stray cats."
  2003. «Globebutt» Your tail and mane are pretty ugly already, HTBK.
  2004. «Egg_Discord» "What about our hooves?"
  2005. «Mr.Jared» (burn)
  2006. «Puck» (k) "Welp, we could try... uh.... I have no fucking idea, a vet?"
  2007. «Writefag4» (Jesus Christ that cat is huge.)
  2008. «Ewo» "I-I hurt a lot, Master..."
  2009. «Writefag4» (Also one of them is blue.)
  2010. «SpitFire» *i'm surpires at being hugged, it does seem to help* thanks Ewo
  2011. «HTBK» "Let's not get close enough for them to tell? I dunno, this is all ideas here."
  2012. «Globebutt» (You sure that's not a raccoon?)
  2013. «Puck» >Master?< "You're hurting? Where?"
  2014. «Sunfire» (Blue and pink raccoon)
  2015. «Ewo» "W-where I got hit..."
  2016. «Globebutt» (Gorramn furries.)
  2017. «Mr.Jared» (whoops, my bad :l)
  2018. «Sunfire» (rolleyes at Brussels, always coming up with new wacky standards)
  2019. «SpitFire» Hit? *as I look ewo over*
  2020. «Puck» "Right... Spits, she seems to like you, keep her still a moment"
  2021. «Mr.Jared» (did you forget already?)
  2022. «Sunfire» (introducing high visibility raccoons)
  2023. «Ewo» "T-the brown pony..."
  2024. «Mr.Jared» (i ebat the shit out of ewo)
  2025. «HTBK» "Hm. Maybe we could hypnotize an oblivious antisocial 14-year old with our overwhelming adorableness and have him do our heavy lifting."
  2026. «Puck» *digs in bag for my tiny first-aid kit*
  2027. «Sunfire» "But can we be adorable without succumbing ourselves?"
  2028. «SpitFire» (I did forget Jared, sorry)
  2029. «Globebutt» You're protecting Acorn, though, aren't you Spitfire?
  2030. «HTBK» "I hate oblivious antisocial 14-year-olds!"
  2031. «SpitFire» Jared are you ok in there?
  2032. «HTBK» "Hm. Maybe. We could try on each other..."
  2033. «Mr.Jared» *still chuging this flask*
  2034. «Egg_Discord» "I don't know if that's a good idea."
  2035. «Globebutt» Not many antisocial 14 year olds hang out by the airport and convention center, HTBK.
  2036. «SpitFire» *I try to help ewo out with the med kit from Puck* we'd better make sure Jared is ok too
  2037. «Sunfire» "Yeah, that sounds bad."
  2038. «HTBK» "Hm. Probably not."
  2039. «Puck» "Now this might sting, but hold still, okay?" *starts treating the worst of her wounds, simple disinfectant, etc.*
  2040. «HTBK» "And we need to get our mitts on those dolls, if it's isolated as it looks..."
  2041. «Mr.Jared» *holy shit this flask is huge*
  2042. «Ewo» "O-okay..."
  2043. «Writefag4» (Actually. If we were seen and theres any left from the convention any untransformed people might be out hunting for RL ponies.)
  2044. «Globebutt» It stings a lot, Acorn! Roll fort.
  2045. «Ewo» (5)
  2046. «Puck» (Apparently you got the supersized flasks Jared)
  2047. «Egg_Discord» "Let's focus on finding a news source. How do we find one in Stuttgart without getting caught?"
  2048. «Globebutt» Ewo, what just happened? What's Puck doing?
  2049. «HTBK» "We hide in the bush and look out?"
  2050. «Puck» (what's in those things anywho?)
  2051. «Sunfire» "Like I was saying, one of those newspaper vendy things. You can usually see the front page at least. Probably could buck one open and steal a paper..."
  2052. «Ewo» My name is Acorn, voice in my head.
  2053. «Mr.Jared» (apple cider and alchohol)
  2054. «Writefag4» I give the shirt a few shakes. 'That'll have to do. Dry enough anyway. I'm tired of standing here. And this sun is really bright.'
  2055. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, but that might draw some unwanted attention."
  2056. «Puck» (What? That's awesome! How many you got?)
  2057. «Mr.Jared» *go open a new, not empty flask*
  2058. «Ewo» "U-um, what's going on?"
  2059. «Mr.Jared» (4)
  2060. «SpitFire» Ewo you ok
  2061. «SpitFire» ?
  2062. «Ewo» "..."
  2063. «Mr.Jared» (10 for talent)
  2064. «Ewo» I look at the floor
  2065. «Globebutt» (It's hard cider. One flask is empty, though.)
  2066. «Sunfire» "Well, the alternative is finding a house we can see the TV from a safe distance and hoping to see the news. Everything else sounds really risky."
  2067. «Puck» "It's okay, im putting something on your wounds to make them feel better, but it hurts at first."
  2068. «HTBK» "Little bit, yeah."
  2069. «Globebutt» You open the flask right up, Jared.
  2070. «HTBK» (One moment.)
  2071. «Globebutt» Damn straight it hurt, Ewo!
  2072. «Mr.Jared» *put mouth on top and lift up*
  2073. «Ewo» "I-it hurt a lot..."
  2074. «Writefag4» (Not meaning to give you ideas but you might be able to find one on a doorstop if the owner is lazy.)
  2075. «Egg_Discord» "It's our safest bet. Let's see if there's a neighborhood close by. I don't want to stay in these farmlands any longer than necessary."
  2076. «Ewo» ...Is my name Ewo?
  2077. «Writefag4» (Or perhaps steal one from a mailbox.)
  2078. «SpitFire» Ewo Jared kind of beat the crap out of you when started saying your name was Acorn
  2079. «Mr.Jared» *drink from flask*
  2080. «Globebutt» It's cider. Roll fort.
  2081. «Puck» *Done with wounds* "Sorry about that, the lidocaine should kick in soon enough, try to keep dirt out of them though, okay?"
  2082. «Ewo» I'm asking you, voice-in-my-head. Is my name Ewo?
  2083. «SpitFire» *goes in and check on Jared*
  2084. «Mr.Jared» (2)
  2085. «Globebutt» Of course it is, Ewo! Why wouldn't it be?
  2086. «Writefag4» I slip the shirt back on and sit back down on the bed. The coins jingle in my pocket.
  2087. «Sunfire» "Alright..." I say we should vamos a neighborhood, and trying to remain sight unseen. Neighborhoods should be dead this time of day, right?
  2088. «Globebutt» You manage not to chug the whole flask, Jared.
  2089. «Puck» *packs up bag again* "There now, all done, how ya feeling?"
  2090. «SpitFire» Jared you ok in here? *as I look in*
  2091. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, everyone should be out at their 9-5."
  2092. «Globebutt» Sunfire, the airport's never dead.
  2093. «Mr.Jared» *is on the floor, all frazeled, drinking from a flask, yea, jared is ok*
  2094. «Globebutt» There's not any neighborhoods particularly close by, either.
  2095. «Globebutt» You're in a pretty barren part of town.
  2096. «Sunfire» what, nobody lives in the cheap housing cause its next to the airport?
  2097. «HTBK» *And back.*
  2098. «SpitFire» *I walk over and take the flask away* get out here and help us find a way to fix this!
  2099. «Globebutt» Nope! Check google maps.
  2100. «Mr.Jared» whhhhhut?
  2101. «Sunfire» Germans, I am disappoint.
  2102. «Globebutt» They've got fields, instead.
  2103. «Puck» (Globe, are you using real maps?)
  2104. «Globebutt» (Only loosely.)
  2105. «SpitFire» Puck! Help me drag him out of here! *as I try to pull Jared out of the bathroom*
  2106. «Globebutt» (I wouldn't have been if they'd stayed in Bavaria!)
  2107. «Mr.Jared» heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, give that *ehugh* back
  2108. «Puck» (lol, >Knowing and using your resources)
  2109. «Puck» "Stay put for a second" *goes to help Spitfire*
  2110. «Writefag4» (I thought Stuttgart was a fictional town from Sam and Max. Guess I learned something.)
  2111. «Mr.Jared» ah was almost dun with thay
  2112. «Globebutt» (It's the sixth largest city in Germany.)
  2113. «Mr.Jared» buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu no
  2114. «Sunfire» (I'm pretty sure its bombable in 50 Mission Crush)
  2115. «SpitFire» *puck and I drag jared out of the bathroom*
  2116. «Sunfire» (>obscure reference of the day)
  2117. «Mr.Jared» u have to take it
  2118. «Puck» *smells dat booze* "Whoa, where'd we get that?"
  2119. «Mr.Jared» why u take it?
  2120. «SpitFire» Not now Puck!
  2121. «Globebutt» You smelling the cider, Puck?
  2122. «Puck» (indeed)
  2123. «Mr.Jared» Sure, take a drink, giv eit back to me you theither
  2124. «Globebutt» Roll fort.
  2125. «SpitFire» Because you need to help us fix this...
  2126. «Puck» (also helping spits mov- ok)
  2127. «Mr.Jared» go ahead, take a sip
  2128. «SpitFire» What is that, and Puck no, we need to get him back to rights!
  2129. «Puck» (6)
  2130. «Mr.Jared» No! i feel fine
  2131. «Sunfire» (also, German connection: my family hosted a foreign exchange student from Germany whose father was high up in German internal security, he was in charge of the German side of security when Bush Jr. came to visit one time.)
  2132. «Mr.Jared» just leave me here... and give me back my drink!
  2133. «Ewo» I squeak and hide under the bed at the sight of Jared.
  2134. «Globebutt» You drain the flask of apple cider. Shit, Spitfire. These guys love their booze! Roll pon, Puck.
  2135. «Puck» (Hmm, I already had the equivalent of a drink or two from my own supply...)
  2136. «Writefag4» I cross my eyes and look upward. 'Ready to go again?'
  2137. «Puck» (2)
  2138. «Egg_Discord» (I had a foreign exchange student from Germany on my Cross Country team in high school)
  2139. «Mr.Jared» Hey you shithead. save me some!
  2140. «Globebutt» What a noisy little pony.
  2141. «Puck» "Sorry, but, dang, that was good! I'll trade you some of mine later."
  2142. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2143. «Globebutt» (Can we hold for a sec?)
  2144. «Mr.Jared» (ja)
  2145. «SpitFire» (sure)
  2146. «Sunfire» (so this whole time while we've been out in the elements the other group has been getting drunk on cider?)
  2147. «Puck» (okay wiff me)
  2148. «Mr.Jared» (yep)
  2149. «Globebutt» (Cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider!)
  2150. «Puck» (Pretty much)
  2151. «Sunfire» (And turning *more* pone)
  2152. «Mr.Jared» (oh yea... i realy ducked that one up now dident i?)
  2153. «Puck» (Least now the rest of you matches your dick?)
  2154. «SpitFire» (Jared I think your going to be drunk for few days)
  2155. «Egg_Discord» (Real great job you guys are doing.)
  2156. «SpitFire» (just like you egg?)
  2157. «Ewo» (Alex ;~;)
  2158. «Globebutt» I think he's going to develop cirrhosis. Or maybe... HT, you think inebriation should give a penalty to fort checks?
  2159. «Egg_Discord» (Hey, at least I'm not losing my mind.)
  2160. «Mr.Jared» (ok, whe the thing resumes, give me all my fucking flasks)
  2161. «Puck» (oh yeah, what happend to him?)
  2162. «SpitFire» (I think Alex's computer died)
  2163. «Writefag4» (This is alcoholic cider?)
  2164. «Sunfire» (Egg's pretty successful. He got two mares. : P)
  2165. «Globebutt» Hard cider.
  2166. «mckinnley»  left the chat.
  2167. «Egg_Discord» (Now I can have my threesome AND eat them out too!)
  2168. «Puck» (*groan*)
  2169. «Mr.Jared» bring me my other flasks! Now!
  2170. «SpitFire» (Alex said his computer was having a heart attack earlier)
  2171. «Globebutt» (We're not resuming yet.)
  2172. «Mr.Jared» (gocha)
  2173. «HTBK» (Sorry, something smelled like carrots.)
  2174. «HTBK» (Uh...inebriation. Hm.)
  2175. «SpitFire» (Squeaky!)
  2176. «Puck» (Did he try turning it off, then back on again/)
  2177. «HTBK» (Hm. You could argue that belligerence offsets it...)
  2178. «HTBK» (But you could say that ponies are friendly drunk...(
  2179. «Ewo» (Is he sure it's plugged in?)
  2180. «HTBK» (And it's a given that they get drunk really easily...)
  2181. «Puck» (Does anyone have a cell on which to call him and see if he'll be back?)
  2182. «SpitFire» (ewo you having fun?)
  2183. «Egg_Discord» (Brb, grabbing snacks)
  2184. «Puck» (Either way booze would lower inhibitions)
  2185. «Ewo» (I chose to be traumatized by Jared in order to avoid the sexual tension. In short terms, no.)
  2186. «Puck» (but give a fort bonus for physical pain and what not)
  2187. «SpitFire» (lol)
  2188. «HTBK» (WAit. did someone molest Ewo?)
  2189. «Puck» (Welll......)
  2190. «Mr.Jared» (not yet)
  2191. «Ewo» (I got beaten up real bad.)
  2192. «Puck» (Not as such)
  2193. «Puck» (yeah, that)
  2194. «Mr.Jared» (Not yet)
  2195. «HTBK» (Shame.)
  2196. «Mr.Jared» (>yet)
  2197. «Puck» (oh you all)
  2198. «SpitFire» (I wonder what pony I'm going to turn into)
  2199. «Puck» (I've got not an inkling, but I hope I can still drink, and wear my backpack somehow)
  2200. «SpitFire» (lol, have any idea for yours puck?)
  2201. «Puck» (I'm at 1.2 I think, so nope)
  2202. «Globebutt» (Puck is still visibly full human.)
  2203. «SpitFire» (hmm... how can we speed that up...  )
  2204. «Globebutt» (Why do you hate hands so much?)
  2205. «Puck» (combo hard cider with fluffy pones)
  2206. «SpitFire» (not sure on that one)
  2207. «Puck» (But my character had never heard of this show much before Spit mentioned it to him, so...)
  2208. «Globebutt» (so tipsy and adorable)
  2209. «Writefag4» (In the other game it seemed the ponies that started the highest fell the fastest.)
  2210. «Puck» (I doubt his reaction when he figures out he's in the muck of it will be very good)
  2211. «Globebutt» (also speaking of drinking pones how implausible would shifting gears to your game soon be ht? being god is tiring, and i have plans for jitters)
  2212. «SpitFire» (and the hardest)
  2213. «Mr.Jared» (well, i was the 1st one to go insane in the other campain)
  2214. «Ewo» (This game is not good for my wellbeing)
  2215. «Puck» (I patched you up, kinda)
  2216. «Egg_Discord» (How so, Ewo?)
  2217. «Puck» (ze beatings)
  2218. «Ewo» (If Spitfire was any later I would have just said I was dead.)
  2219. «Egg_Discord» (I'm the punching bag in these games, remember?)
  2220. «Globebutt» (I do!)
  2221. «Puck» (Jared was aggro)
  2222. «Puck» (It fit though, dont get me wrong)
  2223. «SpitFire» (sorry about the ewo, good thing Puck was on it)
  2224. «HTBK» (Hm.)
  2225. «HTBK» (*Adamvoice)
  2226. «Globebutt» All right. Did anyone else leave for the break, and is everyone back?
  2227. «HTBK» (Globe, I'm gonna have to say this one is plausible.)
  2228. «SpitFire» back
  2229. «Globebutt» All right. Let's everyone reach a stopping point, then.
  2230. «Ewo» (Plus you know, yesterday with the whole asking for pretty much a mercy killing isn't exactly great thoughts coming from me either)
  2231. «Puck» (right-o)
  2232. «Mr.Jared» i cant ever seem to keep my chars humans...
  2233. «Mr.Jared» ()
  2234. «Globebutt» (Write, have me do a one-on-one with you some time soonish to make up for not being able to interact with your stage.)
  2235. «Globebutt» (Well, that's part of the challenge, J.)
  2236. «Sunfire» (I'm here.)
  2237. «Writefag4» Okay.
  2238. «Egg_Discord» (I'm ready to continue.)
  2239. «Globebutt» Resuming!
  2240. «Writefag4» Otherwise I was kind of fine how it is. He is imprisoned. Gives him a lot of time to think.
  2241. «Mr.Jared» (challange sucks)
  2242. «Writefag4» Her.
  2243. «Puck» (heh)
  2244. «Mr.Jared» I need another drink
  2245. «SpitFire» *puts jared down and checks on Ewo* you ok Ewo?
  2246. «HTBK» (Mercy killing. What a strange way of calling it.)
  2247. «Mr.Jared» Go fetch mt flasks puck!
  2248. «Ewo» I'm hiding under the bed
  2249. «Puck» To jared; "Uhh, I think you've probably had enough for someone your size for now..."
  2250. «Globebutt» Jared is visibly swaying.
  2251. «Mr.Jared» *charm puck*
  2252. «Globebutt» Roll 1d10.
  2253. «Puck» (8)
  2254. «Mr.Jared» (7)
  2255. «Puck» (welp)
  2256. «Mr.Jared» (plus adding in pone level)
  2257. «Globebutt» (I'll do the math.)
  2258. «Mr.Jared» (i got this shiz)
  2259. «Globebutt» Puck, you can't resist those big, drunken pony eyes of his.
  2260. «SpitFire» "Ewo, you can come out from under there" "Puck how is Jared doing?"
  2261. «Writefag4» I cross my eyes and look upward. 'Ready to go again?'
  2262. «Ewo» "N-no..."
  2263. «Globebutt» Get the colt a drink.
  2264. «Mr.Jared» Ewo...
  2265. «Puck» "...Welll, okay." *walks to bathroom (yes?) for another flask (or two)*
  2266. «Mr.Jared» *turns head to ewo*
  2267. «Mr.Jared» you...
  2268. «Globebutt» Your horn seems to be ready, though it's kind of hoping for a rest. Almost seems to ask, why don't you go use your hands for something?
  2269. «Ewo» "H-he's gonna hit me again..."
  2270. «SpitFire» "Ewo, please come out from under there" as I reach to her with my hand
  2271. «Ewo» "N-no..."
  2272. «Puck» *walks back in with two flasks* "Hey now, no more hitting."
  2273. «Mr.Jared» *turns back to puck*
  2274. «Sunfire» (Need to go to bed in a half hour)
  2275. «Mr.Jared» now what makes you think that puck *drunk pony charm go!*
  2276. «Mr.Jared» (4)
  2277. «Globebutt» Puck, I think he's trying to convince you that something so cute is harmless.
  2278. «Egg_Discord» (Let's get back to Rping, then, shall we, HT?)
  2279. «Globebutt» Roll charisma.
  2280. «SpitFire» * move to the other side of the bed and try to push ewo up* "we need you"
  2281. «Writefag4» I rub it a little. 'Okay then.' I flop back down on the bed.
  2282. «Puck» (10)
  2283. «HTBK» (Spose so, Egg.)
  2284. «Mr.Jared» (...)
  2285. «Ewo» "Why do you need me?"
  2286. «Ewo» "What for?"
  2287. «Globebutt» You can't pull the same trick twice, Jared.
  2288. «Globebutt» Puck ain't havin' none of your shit.
  2289. «SpitFire» *keeps pushing* "you know more about this then I do or puck, and Jared is to drunk to remember"
  2290. «Puck» *holds flasks high* "You're chill right, little pony dude?"
  2291. «Writefag4» 'Hmm. What to do then. I suppose thats the point of prison though. Give you time to think about what you did.'
  2292. «HTBK» I shoot a look out through the corn as I walk.
  2293. «HTBK» "So, you think I'm sexy?"
  2294. «Puck» "No more rough-housing?"
  2295. «Mr.Jared» Ya bro, could you pop them tops off for me?
  2296. «Globebutt» So what do you think about what you did, Writefag?
  2297. «Ewo» "That crazy bastard wants to hit me..."
  2298. «Egg_Discord» "Well, I guess it's the pony talking, but, yeah. Right now, you're pretty hot."
  2299. «SpitFire» "he just said he won't"
  2300. «Puck» *shifts from foot to foot in indecision*
  2301. «Egg_Discord» I can't say this without blushing or looking away.
  2302. «Ewo» "W-why should I believe him?"
  2303. «Globebutt» Your pony has excellent taste, Egg.
  2304. «HTBK» "Your pony has excellent taste, Egg."
  2305. «SpitFire» *stand up* Puck are you having better luck then I am?"
  2306. «Mr.Jared» Look, you *points to ewo* im done ok? *slured*
  2307. «Sunfire» I smirk. "You two..."
  2308. «Globebutt» The GM raises an eyebrow at Sun Bonnet.
  2309. «Puck» "I dunno Spitfire, should I give him the drink?"
  2310. «Egg_Discord» "...Wait, you still don't find that odd? We were guys just a couple nights ago. You seem to be taking the change in species and gender unusually well."
  2311. «Writefag4» 'Hmm. Hard to say if what we did was justified or not. A lot of panicking was involved. Hard to say if we were really in control or not considering the others actions. The punnishment: I suppose its fair. A few days locked up for causing a panic and paying to repair all the damages. Hopefully Egg didn't smash up anything too valuable.'
  2312. «Ewo» ...
  2313. «HTBK» The GM can keep his eyebrows down.
  2314. «HTBK» "What about us, Sun?"
  2315. «SpitFire» I think he's had enough to drink Puck"
  2316. «Mr.Jared» Ewo, come here... I... i need to tell ya sumtin
  2317. «HTBK» "Yes we were, Egg."
  2318. «Globebutt» I don't think he can, HTBK. He didn't spend full points in fort, you know.
  2319. «Egg_Discord» "What's that supposed to mean, Sun?"
  2320. «Writefag4» 'I suppose I might be considered responsible for them now or something. German law doesn't seem to adequately cover tourists turned into horses.'
  2321. «Globebutt» He can't walk a crooked line, Spitfire.
  2322. «Sunfire» "N-nothing. You guys just have a fun dynamic."
  2323. «Ewo» "H-he's calling me over so he can hit me..."
  2324. «Puck» "Yeah, probably right..." *puts flasks in pack, leans over to Jared, whispering* "Maybe later bro."
  2325. «Writefag4» 'Its like its never happened before.'
  2326. «HTBK» "Feeling left out, Sun?"
  2327. «HTBK» The GM can ask politely if he wants a piece.
  2328. «SpitFire» "ewo I'll stand in the way, so he can't hit you, ok?"
  2329. «Globebutt» German law is a very unique topic, Write, but men becoming unicorns is even more unique.
  2330. «Mr.Jared» Ewo..... Ewo.... come on, buddddy, we can talk like good little ponies eh?
  2331. «Ewo» "W-well... okay..."
  2332. «Globebutt» Sun Bonnet can go suck a dick. (And very well might.)
  2333. «Ewo» "If you stand in the way."
  2334. «Sunfire» "...shush, you."
  2335. «Sunfire» I blush.
  2336. «Mr.Jared» *stumbles forwards*
  2337. «Globebutt» You know you want some, Sunfire. Roll fort.
  2338. «Puck» *I stay close to Jared, just in case*
  2339. «SpitFire» *stands between Ewo and Jared*
  2340. «HTBK» But it won't be the GM's.
  2341. «HTBK» "Oh. You are."
  2342. «Ewo» I step back
  2343. «Puck» >He certainly doesn't look threatening...<
  2344. «Sunfire» (6. fuck.)
  2345. «Egg_Discord» "Don't tell me he's jealous."
  2346. «Mr.Jared» Ewo, plllleeasse, stop running away frum me!
  2347. «Mr.Jared» Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooo
  2348. «Puck» >not with those legs under him anyway.<
  2349. «Mr.Jared» *falls onto side*
  2350. «SpitFire» Nope, he is waisted
  2351. «Mr.Jared» Ewo!!
  2352. «Writefag4» 'I guess hopefully they go easy on me for a first offence. But I got to take responsibility for my actions. Its not like my horn forced me to open that door.'
  2353. «SpitFire» "Ewo, I think it's pretty safe"
  2354. «Ewo» (brb)
  2355. «Globebutt» Go tell HT how you really feel, Sunfire.
  2356. «Mr.Jared» forgive meh ewoooooooooooooooooooooo!
  2357. «Writefag4» 'If we can't change this back, not that I really want to, I don't want everyone to think of us as lawless crazies.'
  2358. «Globebutt» Your horn seems to agree; it's quite innocent.
  2359. «SpitFire» "Jared do you have anyidea how we fix this?"
  2360. «Sunfire» "Y-yes, I'm jealous. What of it? You two seem to have such good chemistry..."
  2361. «Globebutt» And you're not crazy! Not at all.
  2362. «Mr.Jared» Ewo :'(
  2363. «Mr.Jared» whuuut?
  2364. «HTBK» "It appears he is. Nothing of it, Sun."
  2365. «Puck» (Oh Mr. J...)
  2366. «SpitFire» "jared do you know anything about how to fix this or where the others went?"
  2367. «HTBK» "Tell me your DOB and I'll let you have a sniff."
  2368. «Mr.Jared» -head spinning, he keeps running, why does he run-
  2369. «Mr.Jared» -EWOOOOOO-
  2370. «Egg_Discord» "That's probably more because while you were in Pony mode, we took a moment to share our history with one another."
  2371. «Mr.Jared» *vomits*
  2372. «Mr.Jared» EWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  2373. «Puck» (she's afk momentari- oh my)
  2374. «Mr.Jared» *falls face 1st into upchuck*
  2375. «Globebutt» There's a little pony vomiting and stumbling all over your room, Spitfire. Wat do?
  2376. «Puck» "Awwwg, I'll get a towel..."
  2377. «Mr.Jared» *k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-knockout!*
  2378. «SpitFire» "I don't know..."
  2379. «Sunfire» "I... um... May 31st, 1985." I nervously answer.
  2380. «Mr.Jared» (im starting to like drunk poni)
  2381. «Sunfire» (correct year, wrong day and month for me really)
  2382. «SpitFire» "towel right..." I got and a town and soak it in water
  2383. «HTBK» "What hospital?"
  2384. «Puck» *go get towel, pull jared by feet out of it, try to wipe it off his face, carefully not smelling anything*
  2385. «Sunfire» "Mount Carmel."
  2386. «SpitFire»  *I help puck move Jared* "this wasn't part of the plan"
  2387. «Puck» "You had one?"
  2388. «HTBK» "Hm. Take it if you want it."
  2389. «Writefag4» 'Well we do seem to have some strange impulses. But they're under control now. So hopefully no more slip ups. We serve our time, find our friends then off to see some haunted locations. I bet Chernobyl is nicer this time of year.'
  2390. «SpitFire» "no not really, just find how to fix this"
  2391. «HTBK» I peer through the curtain of corn and narrow my eyes.
  2392. «Sunfire» Awkwardly, I approach HT and lean in, taking a whiff.
  2393. «HTBK» "Newspaper, newspaper, where art thou?"
  2394. «Puck» (It was, it was the last city I went through!)
  2395. «Mr.Jared» *begin moaning*
  2396. «Egg_Discord» "Feel better, Sun?"
  2397. «Globebutt» It's nicer when the leaves change colors, Write.
  2398. «HTBK» "That's all, Sun."
  2399. «Puck» "Right, been meaning to ask, you sure this isn't just a load of drugs, cause this one time, when I was going through peru..."
  2400. «Globebutt» You want to roll for for that, Sun?
  2401. «HTBK» I flick my tail across her nose.
  2402. «Sunfire» With my luck with the dice, if I have the option to not I'd rather not.
  2403. «Globebutt» I'll give you a pass this time, then.
  2404. «Sunfire» "I ... think so, yeah. Thanks."
  2405. «Mr.Jared» whu-whays going oungh
  2406. «Mr.Jared» Hey buddies!
  2407. «Globebutt» (Could we wrap these up in 20 minutes, though? To switch gears.)
  2408. «Puck» "You are majorly out of it little man."
  2409. «Mr.Jared» (swich gears to?)
  2410. «HTBK» "Good. Keep hold of yourself and you get more later."
  2411. «SpitFire» (head off for the night Globe?)
  2412. «Writefag4» 'Its also colder but I suppose we shouldn't stay too long though anyway. I don't think we're radiation proof or anything.'
  2413. «Egg_Discord» "If it bothers you that we're closer with each other than we are with you, how about we have a heart to heart with each other at the next chance?"
  2414. «HTBK» I glare and keep walking.
  2415. «Mr.Jared» Who you callign little man you god damn nononononno not the spinings
  2416. «HTBK» "Newspapers should be easier to find."
  2417. «Puck» (switch gears to HT's game) "Best you just lay back and rest."
  2418. «SpitFire» "puck what is that he's drinking?"
  2419. «Egg_Discord» "All three of us, that is."
  2420. «Puck» "I think it's hard cider. Good stuff too."
  2421. «Mr.Jared» eheheheheheheheeheheheh
  2422. «Sunfire» "Yeah!"
  2423. «SpitFire» (oh ok...)
  2424. «Globebutt» Your horn knows nothing of radiation, Writefag.
  2425. «SpitFire» (HTBK, you up for it?)
  2426. «HTBK» (I am ready to run.)
  2427. «Globebutt» It knows only the light it can make.
  2428. «Egg_Discord» "Alright then. WE'll have that chat later tonight."
  2429. «HTBK» "That would be a good idea, Egg."
  2430. «Sunfire» (I'll have to miss it since bed calls, but yeah.)
  2431. «Writefag4» (Does it hint at me this fact?)
  2432. «Puck» *finishes moppin up after Jared, leaves towels in bathtub*
  2433. «Mr.Jared» I’m thinking about going to the zoo, too–I’ve always wanted to go to the zoo–do you want to go with me?
  2434. «Globebutt» It's quite likely.
  2435. «Writefag4» (Write was actually going to try it when it was darker. Was thinking of doing it at night but didn't want to get caught.)
  2436. «SpitFire» *I pull out a 2 apple juice out of a cooler I brought* "want one Puck?"
  2437. «Egg_Discord» "It'll help us know each other for sure. If you play your cards right, Sun, there might even be more than just talking."
  2438. «Globebutt» Roll fort, all within sight of apple juice.
  2439. «Writefag4» 'Maybe later. Unless you just want to light up the shadow under the bed.'
  2440. «Puck» *watches jared be woozy on the floor* "Sure, thanks man."
  2441. «Mr.Jared» (me too?)
  2442. «Puck» (5)
  2443. «Globebutt» Can you see the apple juice, J?
  2444. «SpitFire» (8)
  2445. «Sunfire» "Ha. We'll see." On to searching for newspapers?
  2446. «Mr.Jared» (globebutt, i can see into infinity)
  2447. «Puck» (can he see the far wall in that condition?)
  2448. «Egg_Discord» "How is it this hard to find a newspaper?"
  2449. «Globebutt» I think Jared's in another world.
  2450. «Sunfire» "Farmland, not many houses..."
  2451. «Writefag4» (I just realized. Write probably has half a Tulpa.)
  2452. «Puck» (He was going to the zoo a second ago)
  2453. «SpitFire» (Jared you'll be drunk for a while)
  2454. «Writefag4» (Or what those threads would call a Tulpa. He sure is talking to it a lot.)
  2455. «Mr.Jared» “Do you hate me?"
  2456. «SpitFire» (puck did we just fail?)
  2457. «Globebutt» Puck and Spitfire, meanwhile.
  2458. «Egg_Discord» "...Point taken."
  2459. «Globebutt» You just realized you didn't want to give up a box, Spitfire.
  2460. «Puck» (I think you did at least)
  2461. «Mr.Jared» Because it seems like you don’t like me.
  2462. «Globebutt» You stick them both in your mouth at once and chew on them.
  2463. «Puck» "......"
  2464. «Globebutt» It looks so fucking /stupid/.
  2465. «Globebutt» But that delicious apple nectar... Roll pone.
  2466. «Mr.Jared» “I seriously love you. Like I’m serious.
  2467. «Puck» "You know what, it's okay, I wasn't that thirsty...."
  2468. «SpitFire» (start wolfing back the juices and trying to chew*
  2469. «Mr.Jared» My love for you is for real and you’re so important to me.
  2470. «Mr.Jared» You are just so…special.
  2471. «Writefag4» 'Kind of odd nobody's been by yet. We must have wierded out the guards.'
  2472. «SpitFire» (Globe do I need another roll?)
  2473. «Puck» "Ewo, I think jared is trying to confess to you." *walks into bathroom for a glass of water*
  2474. «Globebutt» (I said roll pone.)
  2475. «Mr.Jared» Do you love me too?
  2476. «Globebutt» Maybe they're understaffed, Writefag?
  2477. «SpitFire» (7)
  2478. «SpitFire» (damn! puck give me back my dice!)
  2479. «Mr.Jared» AALAAAAAAAAALALALALAAAAAAAAAAALALALALALALLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  2480. «Puck» (heheheheheh)
  2481. «Globebutt» Nothing visibly changes.
  2482. «Egg_Discord» "So, HT, you never answered my question earlier."
  2483. «Puck» *cringes as I walk back in* "Jeebus, Jared, keep it down!"
  2484. «HTBK» "Which one is that?"
  2485. «Writefag4» 'Still you think there would be some kind of meals. I hope they're not so understaffed they don't feed their prisoners.'
  2486. «SpitFire» *me chokes on the box and has to cough it up*
  2487. «Egg_Discord» "You've been taking your change into a pony mare a lot better than most anyone else would be. How can you deal with so many changes?"
  2488. «HTBK» (Oh...oh God.)
  2489. «Writefag4» 'It would explain why there are so few repeat offenders in Germany though.'
  2490. «HTBK» (I just found a version of HBFS featuring Adele.)
  2491. «Egg_Discord» "Especially after, you know, last night."
  2492. «HTBK» (It's the worst thing I've heard in years.)
  2493. «Mr.Jared» ehe
  2494. «Mr.Jared» *passout*
  2495. «Mr.Jared» (il be back)
  2496. «Globebutt» (I just imagine Egg holding out a tiny microphone at this point.)
  2497. «HTBK» "How do you know what most anyone else would feel in this case, Egg?"
  2498. «Mr.Jared» (with guns or something)
  2499. «SpitFire» "what the hell was that... I'm sorry Puck, I don't know what just happened to me..."
  2500. «Globebutt» Yes you do, Spitfire.
  2501. «Egg_Discord» "I don't. I just want to know how you're coping."
  2502. «Globebutt» It was the most delicious apple juice you've ever tasted in your life.
  2503. «Sunfire» "I'm trying to cope."
  2504. «SpitFire» "it was... until choked on it..."
  2505. «Egg_Discord» "You're doing a good job of not flipping out so far, Sun."
  2506. «Puck» *sips water glass* "Its cool bro, like I said, I'm pretty sure we're all stones out of our minds on something right now."
  2507. «Ewo» (I might need a lot of time here.)
  2508. «Globebutt» He ponied out, but didn't flip out.
  2509. «Sunfire» "Nobody's done much messing with -it- yet, so ..."
  2510. «Globebutt» Is that an invitation, Egg?
  2511. «HTBK» I hope that's an invitation.
  2512. «Globebutt» (Y'all wanna put the hotel scene on pause for now, then?)
  2513. «Egg_Discord» It's not an invitation.
  2514. «Puck» (seems like a good a time as any)
  2515. «Globebutt» (See if we can pause Drunk Pones for now and tie off Debauchery before midnight.)
  2516. «Ewo» (I quite honestly want to break something)
  2517. «SpitFire» (sure if you want to stop here Globe)
  2518. «Puck» (you or You?)
  2519. «Sunfire» (I'd rather it not be an invitation, just showing a possible future issue)
  2520. «HTBK» (Thrice noted by all we present.)
  2521. «Egg_Discord» "What are you saying, Sun?"
  2522. «Writefag4» (Needless to say I'm at a good spot to pause.)
  2523. «Sunfire» "The reality of the situation hasn't quite hit me yet. Eh-hem."
  2524. «Sunfire» "Worried I'll freak out if..."
  2525. «Egg_Discord» "If what?"
  2526. «Globebutt» If horsedicks?
  2527. «Puck» (If all of a sudden some big stallion were to hop out of the bushes and-!)
  2528. «Sunfire» "...can we talk about it later? I think we should get to finding somewhere with a newspaper..."
  2529. «Globebutt» The airport or subway might have some, though you'd be heading back toward the convention center.
  2530. «Egg_Discord» "We can talk about it while we search. Remember what I said earlier. Don't keep anything important bottled up."
  2531. «SpitFire» (ewo you ok?)
  2532. «HTBK» "You're worried your social prospects will take a hit."
  2533. «Ewo» (take a fucking guess)
  2534. «Globebutt» (Sorry, Ewo. :x)
  2535. «Sunfire» "Fine. I may have been a bit of an ass to women in the past, okay? I don't want karma biting me in the butt on it."
  2536. «Puck» (guess the battery wasn't in your plans for the night. Bad GM, this is your fault somehow!)
  2537. «Ewo» (It was just an excuse to get my character away from Jared pretty much.)
  2538. «Puck» (I really should have probably jumped J when he ran in...)
  2539. «HTBK» "Are you afraid it's going to be like in those stories where the obnoxious jackass gets raped because of laser-guided karma?"
  2540. «HTBK» "Or are you afraid you'll enjoy it?"
  2541. «Puck» (Zing!)
  2542. «Sunfire» "Hey! D-don't talk like that."
  2543. «Egg_Discord» "We're being serious, Sun."
  2544. «Puck» (It's not like I liked it HT-kun... baka)
  2545. «Sunfire» (I guess I am being tsundere tonight)
  2546. «Puck» (its so fun to watch)
  2547. «HTBK» "I may not be a psychologist, but even I know when someone's carrying a weight."
  2548. «Sunfire» I sigh. "I just did that dumb 'pick-up artist' crap, that makes sex with women a game, y'know?"
  2549. «HTBK» "You're afraid of someone using you and losing you?"
  2550. «Globebutt» ("Now, sex with men? That's a sport")
  2551. «HTBK» (it is.)
  2552. «Sunfire» I blush. "...maybe."
  2553. «Globebutt» (Whenever you lot wanna call it quits... Preferably two minutes ago. :V)
  2554. «HTBK» (I'm cool whenever these two jokers are.)
  2555. «HTBK» "Figures. Here's hoping karma isn't quite as vindictive."
  2556. «Sunfire» (I'm fine with calling it. Need to get to bed soon anyhow.)
  2557. «HTBK» "I mean, it's not like Egg is going anywhere."
  2558. «HTBK» I swat my tail at his nose as I say this.
  2559. «Egg_Discord» "Look, Sun, neither one of us is gonna treat you like a sex toy. We're not going to make you do anything you're not comfortable with."
  2560. «Mr.Jared» (btw ewo)
  2561. «Egg_Discord» "Hey!" I say, chuckling.
  2562. «Sunfire» I toss a glance at Egg and blush redder. "Thanks. I appreciate it."
  2563. «SpitFire» (I think I'm going to head off and try to get some sleep tonight)
  2564. «HTBK» "We're in this together, Sun."
  2565. «HTBK» "And Hay is for ho--oh wait."
  2566. «Egg_Discord» I can't help but laugh at that.
  2567. «Globebutt» (...Aww, before the other game? Dammit! But you're Fingers!)
  2568. «HTBK» (Ready and willing here and now.)
  2569. «Globebutt» All right, that a wrap, folks?
  2570. «HTBK» (And you are Fingers, Spit. But if you gotta call it a night, you gotta call it a night.)
  2571. «Puck» (its true!)
  2572. «SpitFire» (good night ponies)
  2573. «Puck» (night then, sleep tight!)
  2574. «Writefag4» (Night.)
  2575. «Egg_Discord» (Sure thing. Time for the Big boss battle in HT's campaign!)
  2576. «SpitFire» (Puck don't let them burn down the apartment)
  2577. «Globebutt» (Bona nit.)
  2578. «Mr.Jared» (well)
  2579. «HTBK» (Goodnight, Spitfire.)
  2580. «Sunfire» (Night all. Sorry to have to miss things in HT's but bed and work beckon.)
  2581. «Egg_Discord» (Night everyone who's going to bed!)
  2582. «HTBK» (And you're not quite at Final Boss, Egg.)
  2583. «HTBK» (And goodnight, Sun.)
  2584. «Puck» (I promise nothing)
  2585. «HTBK» (You two sleep well. Or I'll find you.)
  2586. «Egg_Discord» (Dammit. We're getting close, though, right?)
  2587. «HTBK» (Mayhap, Egg.)
  2588. «Egg_Discord» (Sun, sleep well or my pony will find you and rape your ass.)
  2589. «Writefag4» (I'm waiting for one of us to have one of Egg's pony nightmares.)
  2590. «Sunfire» (... ookay, I was going to make a comment joking about being the third wheel but I'm going to have to sleep on my back tonight. : P)
  2591. «HTBK» (Tonight, Egg, you will dream of post--yeah, that.)
  2592. «HTBK» (Sleep with your ass to the wall, Sun.)
  2593. «HTBK» (Makes it just a little bit harder.)
  2594. «Mr.Jared» (can we hold of HYBK's rp tonight?)
  2595. «Sunfire» (every night I have to sleep on my back soo. Night.)
  2596. «SpitFire» (stay out of trouble guys)
  2597. «Globebutt» (We'll try, Fingers. We'll try.)
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