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WU,AH: Game 2 (DM: Globe) Session 1 (11 Nov)

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  1. «HTBK» The table or the character?
  2. «Globebutt» Character. If you've got a magic DM copy of the table I might see about working on switchin' that up.
  3. «Sunfire» WU,AH dungeon master's guide
  4. «HTBK» Ath: 2, Fort: 5, Cha: 6 Stealth: 2 Talent: 4, reaction: 1
  5. «HTBK» Why does this have a DM guide...
  6. «Globebutt» Add one more point to something, HT; for whatever reason someone convinced me to do 21 point buy earlier.
  7. «Sunfire» that's what it was in HT's game
  8. «Globebutt» Except HT's stats add up to 20.
  9. «HTBK» 21? Okay. Slap another one into Talent.
  10. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  11. «Globebutt» This look right to everyone, then?
  12. «Egg_Discord» Looks good to me.
  13. «HTBK» Yep. Two more things.
  14. «HTBK» First...
  15. «HTBK» 1—No physical changes, minimal mental changes; urges can only be triggered by strong stimuli. 2—Hair and eyes, along with small changes to sensory organs. 3—Physical changes have hit the halfway, now. That means genitals, ears, and tail. 4—This is where things get harder to conceal. Fur, flattened out teeth. Wear a jacket. 5—Vestigial wings and initial loss of dexterity. Oooh dear. 6—WHOOOOOOA WE HALFWAY THEERE. In otherwords, poni'd physically. Here on out it's mental. Rule of thumb says 7 is memory loss, 8 is when they pick a master, 9 is the 11th hour, and 10 is gone unless you do something hilariously drastic.
  16. «HTBK» Just for reference.
  17. «HTBK» Second, do you want me to give a pone pic?
  18. «Globebutt» We've got enough.
  19. «HTBK» Awright.
  20. «Sunfire» yeah I dug up a couple images
  21. «Globebutt» All right then. Write, Sun, Quake; objections to stats as they stand in the bottom screenshot?
  22. «Egg_Discord» I found about five
  23. «Sunfire» Coach and not-rainbow-dash
  24. «Egg_Discord» Tree, the couple, the writer and the whiticorn.
  25. «Writefag4» Seems fine.
  26. «Globebutt» Taking Sun's "Yeah I dug up" as confirmation. Quake?
  27. «Sunfire» they're fine
  28. «Globebutt» Still need a yea or neigh to confirm your stats.
  29. «QuakeRiley» GOod to go!
  30. «Globebutt» All right, then!
  31. «Globebutt» Question for everyone: Want to roll d18 or d20 for pony?
  32. «Writefag4» 20s are good.
  33. «Egg_Discord» 20 works
  34. «Globebutt» One more to confirm majority for 20?
  35. «Sunfire» sure
  36. «QuakeRiley» I DON'T CARE JUST START.
  37. «Globebutt» All right then. Everyone roll 1d6 and 1d20 and tell me the results.
  38. «Sunfire» fuck
  39. «Sunfire» 16 on the d20 and 6 on the d6
  40. «QuakeRiley» 9
  41. «Egg_Discord» 16 on d20 and 4 on d6
  42. «QuakeRiley» 2
  43. «Writefag4» (4 and 4)
  44. «QuakeRiley» 9 on D20, 2 on D5.
  45. «Globebutt» Sunfire, you want to reroll one of those?
  46. «Sunfire» the d6 sure :v
  47. «Sunfire» ...6
  48. «Sunfire» this game wants me to be the little pone really bad
  49. «HTBK» 10/3.
  50. «Globebutt» Well then. Know what. Just. Pick a number that's not 9, 10, 16, or 4 out of 20. If you're going to be the little pone, I can at least let you pick one blindly.
  51. «Sunfire» thanks? 12
  52. «Globebutt» Let me sort out the numbers, then, and...
  53. «Sunfire» can't escape the pone
  54. «QuakeRiley» Hide.
  55. «QuakeRiley» Fro,.
  56. «QuakeRiley» Spaghetti.
  57. «Writefag4» (It would be kind of amusing. I was pony 4 with a PON of 4 at the end of the last game)
  58. «Sunfire» clarifying, the d6 is the initial PON score right
  59. «Globebutt» Okay. So! We shall begin.
  60. «HTBK» (And Egg had 3.9. Came dangerously close, there.)
  61. «Writefag4» (I'm just brining it up because I rolled a 4/4 So I could be right back where I eneded.)
  62. «HTBK» (I wonder what happened to those guys, anyway.)
  63. «Writefag4» (I was going to try and work something out for them but Globe stepped forward. Maybe next time.)
  64. «HTBK» (Something other than "Sold to Zeph's secret harem", right?)
  65. «Sunfire» (It'd be fairer to give Jared a chance to play in that game again anyway since he's busy today as well)
  66. «Egg_Discord» Probably wound up taking the pills to control the urges.
  67. «Writefag4» (Heh. You think those pills will work.)
  68. «Writefag4» (Actually they will. Just not be enough to go around. One bottle is enough for one person.)
  69. «Writefag4» (Too bad the rest dissapeared in a fireball.)
  70. «Egg_Discord» (I said I was sorry, didn't I")
  71. «HTBK» (Oh Jesus you guys only took one bottle?)
  72. «Egg_Discord» (*?)
  73. «HTBK» (YOU MADMEN)
  74. «HTBK» (YOU DAMNED THE POPULATION OF [UNNAMED]!)
  75. «Globebutt» I said to take all of them, dammit!
  76. «Sunfire» (anyway)
  77. «Globebutt» I retroactively push all of them into the goddamn bag.
  78. «Egg_Discord» (I was deprived of sleep! I wasn't thinking right)
  79. «Globebutt» But yes, back to the intro for /this/.
  80. «Writefag4» (Just chatting while waiting.)
  81. «Globebutt» It's the middle of summer in sunny southern Germany, and you all had a great time at Galacon. (Yes, Quake, even you.) By chance, you managed to all meet at the venue, and really hit it off. Who's to say why? In any case, you all had planned for some free time for after the con. (I mean, you're in another country; why just see the airport and meeting hall?)
  82. «QuakeRiley» (terrorism)
  83. «Writefag4» (OH GOD. DARK HORSE CAME FROM GERMANY)
  84. «Egg_Discord» (Annoying them by playing Nazi Propaganda)
  85. «Globebutt» (That's why Jared couldn't stop drinking-- it was good beer!)
  86. «HTBK» (God damn you Germany.)
  87. «Globebutt» Since none of you had particularly firm plans for what to do after the convention, you all agree to travel together.
  88. «QuakeRiley» (With these faggots)
  89. «Globebutt» It's 6 PM the day after the con when you all find yourselves in the quaint Bavarian village of Fesselbrücke after a few trains, a rental car, and a more than a few arguments over how to read a map. You may not have known where you were going, but it seems fate has placed you here.
  90. «» JETZT NEU!
  91. «» Der kostenlose Flirt-Chat für alle von den Machern von stinto!
  92. «» Hier klicken und sofort losflirten!
  93. «Globebutt» What the hell was that.
  94. «Sunfire» wat
  95. «Egg_Discord» What the fuck just happened?
  96. «HTBK» (What awesome timing.)
  97. «Sunfire» stinto's embedding german ads now
  98. «Sunfire» (is what it looks like)
  99. «Writefag4» (I assumed it was Globe posting some add we were meant to follow or ignore.)
  100. «Sunfire» (I keep telling ya we need to switch to irc)
  101. «Sunfire» (anyway, continue globe. We'll just have to ignore that shit and hope it isn't hourly)
  102. «QuakeRiley» (it's a link)
  103. «QuakeRiley» (To another chat, in German)
  104. «Egg_Discord» (Maybe it was the name of the town Globe brought up that triggered the ad)
  105. «Globebutt» In any case, it crashed my browser. But I'm all right now.
  106. «Sunfire» (Continue!)
  107. «Globebutt» There's only one inn in town; more of a bed and breakfast or a tavern of some sort, really.
  108. «Globebutt» You all rent rooms for the night before taking some dinner at the eatery and retiring to your rooms.
  109. «Writefag4» (I'm assuming its night or close too it otherwise we probably wouldn't be stopping in this town.)
  110. «Sunfire» (Or we want to wander around and enjoy the scenery)
  111. «Writefag4» (Yeah well there better be a castle or something.)
  112. «HTBK» While I am never one to second-guess my hosts, and do wholly believe in an early bedtime, I cannot help but reflect that German cooking has absofugginlutely nothing on a good homemade brisket.
  113. «Globebutt» It was dinnertime, it looked like a cute little place to stop and bask in the local culture (even if you couldn't find anyone on the street in Lederhosen and Write was only interested in castles).
  114. «QuakeRiley» The sudden feeling of sickness comes over me, German food obviously doesn't mix with alcohol so dinner might have to wait.
  115. «Globebutt» So Quake had only alcohol for dinner, and doesn't so much retire to his room as pass out drunk and get hoisted up there.
  116. «Egg_Discord» I get drunk enough to start the whole tavern into singing a song.
  117. «Sunfire» (it squats on the Europe of my being and will last a thousand years)
  118. «Sunfire» I enjoy myself, more withdrawn than Egg and mostly try to show random people pictures on my camera of "deep" urban decay photography I shot in Detroit.
  119. «Writefag4» I order something I can't read off the menu.
  120. «Globebutt» After dinner, Write?
  121. «Globebutt» Well?
  122. «Writefag4» I go to bed.
  123. «HTBK» I force myself through some saurkraut that calls to mind my first grade gym teacher, who I had always been fairly sure was an escaped Nazi war criminal.
  124. «HTBK» I take nothing more than water to drink, and retire to bed in short order.
  125. «Writefag4» Not so much a tavern person.
  126. «Sunfire» I check out the grounds some, trying to take a couple interesting sunset photos drunkenly before retiring to my room.
  127. «Writefag4» And after a con. I'm probably pretty worn out.
  128. «Globebutt» So Write, Sun, Quake, and HT are in bed by this point. What of you, Egg? How long do you stay up drinking?
  129. «Egg_Discord» I pass out in the middle of a song, resulting in someone dragging me to my room.
  130. «Writefag4» (If it is nessisary for me to drink something I'd probably drink a glass if it was put out with my meal. I have no idea what combo I ordered)
  131. «Writefag4» (All I do know is I probably wouldn't order it again. Too fatty and meaty.)
  132. «Globebutt» You all awake the next morning in your respective rooms. Quake's got a nasty hangover, and everything seems /really/ loud. Otherwise, though, he feels fine.
  133. «QuakeRiley» I decide to put earplugs in, my eardrums are safe.
  134. «HTBK» I decide to wax poetic about the gentle beauty of the German sunrise, because I'm a faggot.
  135. «Globebutt» HTBK wakes up feeling dapper and refreshed, though he notices his skin seems jaundiced. And he waxes about the German sunrise, which is, to be fair, pretty nice lookin'.
  136. «Writefag4» I remove my sleep mask and set about to choosing clothing for the day.
  137. «HTBK» This calls to mind some half-remembered poetry. I, in the very temple of delight, and...I forget where this is going, but I reason that the skin is lending an untoward cast to my skin. I don my sweatervest, for I slept with my pants on, and exit my room.
  138. «Globebutt» You have a little trouble pushing up your sleep mask, Writefag. It seems like it's getting caught on something.
  139. «HTBK» The sun, not the skin.
  140. «Writefag4» Well I don't want to damage it. Still want it for the plane ride back. I guess I make another attempt.
  141. «Globebutt» HTBK, you sure you wanna keep those same pants on? I'm not sure they fit you so well right now. Feelin' awful itchy.
  142. «Sunfire» I wake with a loud yawn, and reach for my camera I left on the nightstand to take my latest frame in "self shots for a year" as I try to pick sleep out of my eyes.
  143. «Globebutt» Sunfire tries to pick sleep out of his eyes, but finds it hard to do with hooves. Can't hold a camera too well, either. It lands with a thud on the old hardwood floor as you clumsily bump it off.
  144. «HTBK» How strange, I think. I wasn't called out for horses last night, so I haven't the slightest idea why I'd have anything to upset my pantaloons. I do believe this is simply a product of my choice in underwear, which was not bought from the most reputable of vendors. I simply adjust my garments and bear it with a stiff upper lip.
  145. «Sunfire» "Shit!" 50Ds aren't cheap!
  146. «Globebutt» Writefag, something still seems to be getting your sleepmask stuck-- it almost feels like it's hitting your forehead.
  147. «Writefag4» I pull it down around my neck then.
  148. «Globebutt» It's still itchy as hell, HTBK. This is gonna bother you all day.
  149. «Writefag4» Also I feel around my head.
  150. «HTBK» I try and remember if anyone poured pepper down my pants last night.
  151. «Sunfire» I try to reach down to the floor where I bumped the camera, trying again.
  152. «Globebutt» Sunfire: You can't reach, and definitely can't grab. Your arms are too short, and your blue-colored hooves just can't grasp.
  153. «Globebutt» HTBK cannot remember anyone pouring pepper down his pants last night.
  154. «HTBK» "Hm..."
  155. «HTBK» Knowing just how unseemly it would be to inspect myself in the hall, I duck back into my room and drop trou.
  156. «HTBK» "What on earth..."
  157. «Sunfire» I just stare at my arms in shock, looking at the hooves. I touch them together.
  158. «Globebutt» Writefag feels something pointy-- though not sharp-- emerging from the middle of his forehead. It's a few steps up from a bump. HTBK, over in his room, finds a long, yellow tail poking out of his underwear. It's got a nice yellow stripe down the middle.
  159. «Sunfire» (awesome, it's every 30 mins.)
  160. «Egg_Discord» (Damn ads)
  161. «HTBK» "..."
  162. «Sunfire» (what did you do by mentioning german globe)
  163. «Globebutt» (It was clearly a bad idea.)
  164. «HTBK» I grab it and give it a yank.
  165. «Writefag4» Is there a mirror in the room? Otherwise I have my own mirror.
  166. «Globebutt» Sunfire finds that his hooves feel like hooves. More importantly, they feel like hooves. HTBK finds that pulling on his tail hurts!
  167. «HTBK» "Hm."
  168. «Sunfire» I whip the sheets away from me with a hoof, and try to give what I can see of the rest of me a once-over, shaking nervously.
  169. «HTBK» I narrow my eyes. Of course it hurts, one of these types must have glued it on in the night, much like Professor Binkley's students did that one time. I Grit my teeth and give it another, much stronger yank.
  170. «Globebutt» You're a lovely pony, Sunfire! Your pink tail looks very nice with your coat.
  171. «Writefag4» I go check my mirror either the room one or my personal one.
  172. «QuakeRiley»  left the chat.
  173. «Sunfire» I start to panic and cry out for help.
  174. «Globebutt» Writefag checks the mirror on the room's bureau (twice) and is struck by two deep red eyes staring back, framed by purple-blue hair. Oh! And you've got a nice lavender coat of fur.
  175. «Globebutt» And a horn.
  176. «Writefag4» I'm going to go have a lie down.
  177. «Egg_Discord» Sun's scream startles me awake, causing me to flail about for a bit before falling on the floor.
  178. «Egg_Discord» "Oooh. How'd I get back into my bed? Oh well. That was one hell of a party last night."
  179. «Globebutt» It must have been some time, Egg! Most parties you've been to didn't leave you with pink fur coats.
  180. «HTBK» Hm. Unwilling to budge. I fetch my shaving kit--and then, startled by Sun's scream, button my trousers and dash out to the hall, shaving kit in hand.
  181. «HTBK» "Who was that?!"
  182. «Writefag4» (Oh sun screamed. I guess I'll pace by the door instead and try pinching myself.
  183. «Sunfire» "Me!" I call out nearly as loudly as the initial scream. I continue shaking like a nervous dog on the bed.
  184. «HTBK» "Hold on!"
  185. «Writefag4» I go over to the door wanting to see whats going on out there but can't really go outside like this.
  186. «Egg_Discord» I rub my eyes and get a look at my pink body. "Huh. Apparently I'm pink now. Not the color I'd choose, but, what can you do?" I'm not fully convinced that this is real yet and assume it's all part of me waking up.
  187. «HTBK» I race down the hall and throw the door open, fists balled. I'm the worst fighter you've ever met, but this is not enough to keep me from attempting to ward off what is surely a hairy nazi rapist.
  188. «Globebutt» It probably wasn't Quake, because you can hear him snoring still, HT. You're surprised anyone would have such a high pitched voice at this hotel, though.
  189. «Globebutt» And if Sunfire left his door open last night, then it seems like HT barges in.
  190. «Writefag4» I go over to my mirror and pick at my coat determining its realness attribute.
  191. «Sunfire» Yeah, sure. I was pretty drunk.
  192. «Globebutt» Writefag meanwhile pinches himself (it hurts) and Egg finally notices he landed on four feet. (Roll 1d10)
  193. «HTBK» "HOLD IT RIGHT--"
  194. «HTBK» I blink.
  195. «Egg_Discord» (2)
  196. «HTBK» I am loathe to simply ask "What", so I maintain my stunned silence.
  197. «Sunfire» (is quake continuing to play or? he dropped out of chat)
  198. «Globebutt» HTBK blinks to no avail. A blue coated mare with pink mane and tail is on Sunfire's bed. His camera lies on the floor.
  199. «Writefag4» (Both of us?)
  200. «HTBK» "..."
  201. «HTBK» I glare at the tiny horse and look around the room.
  202. «HTBK» "Hello? Where are you?"
  203. «HTBK» I look under the bed.
  204. «Sunfire» "I'm right here you dolt!"
  205. «HTBK» I slowly lift my head and stare at the horse on the bed.
  206. «HTBK» "..."
  207. «HTBK» "Say that again?"
  208. «Egg_Discord» (Who sent all these ponies to fight? What sick man sends horses to fight?)
  209. «Sunfire» I look terrified and look into HT's eyes. "I dunno man! I took some shots last night then went to bed and I woke up like this! What's happening to me?"
  210. «Writefag4» I lean forward at the mirror and inspect my new horn and changed hair. How bad is the damage, am I still handsome?
  211. «Globebutt» Writefag: Your coat feels pretty real! It's nice and soft, too. Itchy against your clothes, though. Pants are the worst. Maybe you should make sure there's no tail in there?
  212. «HTBK» "...You appear to be a...pony."
  213. «Egg_Discord» (I rolled a two)
  214. «Sunfire» (I'm assuming that makes me ice cream pone?)
  215. «Globebutt» You're not handsome, but you do look pretty cute! A little creepy, though.
  216. «HTBK» "...Don't panic, there has to be a perfectly sound reason for this."
  217. «Globebutt» (I know, Egg. Only the one of you needed to roll. I'm bad at responding; clearly need to work on that.)
  218. «Sunfire» "I'd love to hear it. Aren't you a doctor or something?"
  219. «Globebutt» (Correct, Sunfire.)
  220. «HTBK» "Veterinarian. I've worked with horses before."
  221. «HTBK» I cock my head and sit down on the bed next to Sunfire. Knowing what I do about small mammals, it's no wonder that I begin scratching his/her ears to calm her.
  222. «Egg_Discord» (Oh. Sorry)
  223. «HTBK» "So what did you do last night?"
  224. «Globebutt» Egg thinks for a moment how right it feels to be on four strong legs, but the thought passes. He's a human! Might have a pink coat of fur, but he's hearty and hale! Nothing wrong at all.
  225. «Globebutt» It feels lovely, Sunfire. Roll fort.
  226. «Sunfire» I shudder a bit. "I don't know if that's a good or a bad thin--hey what are you doing!" Undeniably, his ear scratches feel great. (5)
  227. «Egg_Discord» I get up off of my feet and walk over to a mirror to gander at my charming good looks.
  228. «Writefag4» I remove the boxers I suppose. I didn't sleep in my pants. I deal with the itchyness on my torso I'll probably need some kind of full body hooded sweater and pants to go out.
  229. «Writefag4» But yeah. First remove boxers to check for tail.
  230. «Globebutt» You've got a tail, all right. Long and blue like your mane. And oddly enough, you seem to have lost something on the other side.
  231. «HTBK» "I am...scratching your ears. This is for your benefit as well as mine."
  232. «HTBK» I reach my hand down to my back, and pull my tail out.
  233. «HTBK» "Nothing at all, then?"
  234. «Globebutt» You've got a bit of a choppy orange mane, Egg. Rugged face, though. Damn manly. You might want to consider shaving, though. Your peach fuzz really is out of control.
  235. «Globebutt» (HT: What?)
  236. «Sunfire» I try to mentally block out the continued ear scratching even though it feels amazing and I find myself kicking a leg a bit reflexively. "I-I dunno, we were all doing basically the same things right?"
  237. «Globebutt» You block it out, Sunfire, but it's easy to get used to.
  238. «HTBK» (I remove my tail from my pants.)
  239. «Globebutt» (Just don't understand "nothing at all, then". Didn't see what that was in response to.)
  240. «HTBK» "Yes. Ate, drank...I went to my room, but you took pictures. What did you photograph?"
  241. «HTBK» (talking to Sun.)
  242. «Sunfire» "J-just the last bits of daylight on the countryside, is all. My camera is on the floor if you wanna look."
  243. «HTBK» I move my hand under his/her chin. I am finding it unusually difficult to retain my stiff upper lip.
  244. «HTBK» "Alright. Would you please roll over onto your back?"
  245. «HTBK» I reach down and pick up the camera.
  246. «Egg_Discord» I'm fully awake now. "Odd. My whole body's pink, but I'm not in pain, so I'm not sun burnt. And why is my hair orange." I think for a moment, when it suddenly occurs to me. "Now I get it! Those guys used some sort of paint on me! They must've dyed my body while I was asleep. I'll just go to the bathroom and wash it off."
  247. «Writefag4» "Well. This is completely uncalled for."
  248. «Sunfire» I look at HT nervously. "W-what? What are you gonna do?"
  249. «Globebutt» (*pomf* So what are we gonna do on my back, HT-kun?)
  250. «Writefag4» In a stroke of genius I put the boxers on backwards and put my tail through the opening.
  251. «Sunfire» (that is pretty clever, wf)
  252. «HTBK» "I'm just going to inspect the full length and breadth of your...situation. Trust me, I'm a veterinarian. "
  253. «HTBK» (Ha ha hell, Globe.)
  254. «Globebutt» It works like a charm, Writefag.
  255. «Writefag4» I begin finding my heaviest clothes but I didn't bring anything like a hooded sweatshirt.
  256. «Writefag4» I still have a sweater and long pants so I can manage to cover most of my coat. But my head and hands are still uncovered.
  257. «Sunfire» "A-alright. I'm not liking this, but if you think it will help fix this then okay." I gingerly roll over onto my back, feeling embarrassed as all hell.
  258. «HTBK» "Take it easy, Sun."
  259. «Globebutt» Guess everyone's gonna see your cute pointy ears, then, Writefag! Which might not be a bad thing.
  260. «HTBK» I gently scratch her belly. This is mostly to disguise the fact that I'm shooting a quick look between her legs.
  261. «Globebutt» Egg goes out into the upstairs lobby and over to the inn's communal bathroom.
  262. «Globebutt» HT, Sun, roll fort.
  263. «Writefag4» I'm not the type for hoodies. So unless I'm going to suddenly wear some pants on my head I don't have many options.
  264. «Globebutt» (There's hats.)
  265. «Sunfire» (2)
  266. «HTBK» (also 2.)
  267. «Writefag4» And cover this hair?
  268. «HTBK» (I think. That roll showed up, right?0
  269. «Globebutt» (Big, empty hats!)
  270. «Writefag4» Also there were too many fedoras at the con. Don't want to see a hat for a while.
  271. «Sunfire» (I have a fedora :|)
  272. «Egg_Discord» I strip and step into the shower, which is where I notice that maybe they took this prank too far this time, as when I try scrubbing my skin, the pink and orange doesn't come off.
  273. «HTBK» (Wait, not 2. 3.)
  274. «Writefag4» A fedora can be fine. Frequency kills their image.
  275. «Writefag4» I crack open my door and peek down the hall.
  276. «Egg_Discord» "What's going on here? Is this that paint that one guy used to color himself green like The Hulk that was waterproof?"
  277. «Globebutt» Your junk looks weird, too. Don't even wanna talk about that, Egg.
  278. «Sunfire» I start giggling from being ticklish on my belly. "S-haha-sorry I can't haha help it."
  279. «Globebutt» Or your tail! Stubby little thing it is.
  280. «HTBK» (It's a re-enactment of that movie "Big Fat Liar".)
  281. «HTBK» I crack a grin despite myself and scratch under her chin.
  282. «Globebutt» Fort again, both of you.
  283. «HTBK» "Keep yourself together, alright? No more screaming, this'll make sense soon."
  284. «Egg_Discord» "What the- MY WEINERSCHNITZEL! IT'S GONE! I knew it! I knew someone was gonna make off with my body parts and now my dick and balls are probably being sold at the black market!"
  285. «Sunfire» (3)
  286. «HTBK» (Oh, I get it. It doesn't show my rolls because I started the room. Let me fix that.)
  287. «Globebutt» No, no, Egg. You've just got... a different dick now. Like a horse's.
  288. «Egg_Discord» (Oh)
  289. «Sunfire» I take several deep breaths in succession, trying to calm down. I still feel very weirded out by this whole exchange, but somehow it is calming...
  290. «HTBK» (Five and 1, respectively.)
  291. «Sunfire» (lemme refresh the roller page)
  292. «Globebutt» (Damn, this is an innocent tickle-and-check-for-marehood session.)
  293. «HTBK» "Alright, Sun. Now, would you mind helping me for a second?"
  294. «HTBK» (yes it is.)
  295. «Writefag4» Do I see anything out in the hall?
  296. «Egg_Discord» "What the hell is going on with my junk? It looks like it's playing hide-and-seek. For that matter, why do I have a tai-" I suddenly realize that this is not a prank. "...Oh god."
  297. «Globebutt» Nope. Sounds like someone's in the bathroom, though.
  298. «Sunfire» "What do you need me to do, HT?" My tail twitches slightly.
  299. «HTBK» "Could you tell me..."
  300. «HTBK» I point to my tail, and lower my pants by about half an inch.
  301. «HTBK» "How this is affixed?"
  302. «Writefag4» (My personal bathroom or a communal bathroom?)
  303. «Globebutt» (There's no personal bathrooms. This tavern's pretty old.)
  304. «Writefag4» (I'm not even sure if my room has a bathroom or just a mirror.)
  305. «Globebutt» (Just a mirror on the bureau.)
  306. «Writefag4» Do I hear voices in the other rooms or just the bathroom?
  307. «Sunfire» I look over to HT's tail, trying to come up with a way to describe it.
  308. «Globebutt» Sunfire's room has its door ajar, and there's girlish giggling and an androgynous voice speaking.
  309. «Globebutt» Quake is snoring.
  310. «Writefag4» I sneak down the hall to Quakes room.
  311. «Writefag4» (Wait Quake isn't here.)
  312. «Sunfire» (yeah, I tried pointing that out)
  313. «Globebutt» Not really so much a hall as a lobby, anyway.
  314. «Writefag4» (Over to Sunfires room and peek in.)
  315. «Egg_Discord» "Well this is just great! I'm doomed! I'm gonna be found out and I'm gonna end up in some freak show circus! I can see it now! Egg: The huge-headed horse man!
  316. «Writefag4» (I am trying not to be seen.)
  317. «Globebutt» Roll stealth.
  318. «Egg_Discord» "I bet the others are having a laugh at whatever they did to me." I start moping in the shower, water still running.
  319. «Writefag4» (3)
  320. «Writefag4» (I know how not to be seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifmRgQX82O4)
  321. «HTBK» "Any words for me, Sun?"
  322. «Globebutt» HT, two quesitons. One, were you looking in the general direction of the door. Two, shitfuckhowdoidealwithrollslikethis.
  323. «HTBK» Yes, I was sitting with my face to the door. Two, if he passed, we'll presume he saw me when I was shooting a look at Sunfire.
  324. «Writefag4» (A tie should probably be in favor of the roller.)
  325. «Sunfire» I umm and err a bit. "It just looks like it comes out of where a tail normally would. You know, on an animal."
  326. «HTBK» "Hm. No visible glue, or stitching?"
  327. «Sunfire» "Pull on it if you don't believe me, man."
  328. «HTBK» "I have. It hurt."
  329. «HTBK» "Now, one last thing. This will be hard, but don't scream..."
  330. «HTBK» "But you seem to have changed genders."
  331. «Globebutt» Writefag, you see a blue pony on the floor, sitting next to the bald man you met at the convention, who seems to have quite pointy ears.
  332. «Writefag4» (Though if he was looking at the slightly ajar door it probably doesn't matter.)
  333. «Globebutt» He doesn't seem to have spotted you, though, since you just leaned in when he was looking away.
  334. «Sunfire» "I... /what/?"
  335. «Writefag4» "Erm... I guess its not just me?" I slip inside and close the door behind me.
  336. «HTBK» "You are a female. A mare. Do not be..."
  337. «HTBK» I spare a look for Writefag.
  338. «HTBK» "Oh joy."
  339. «HTBK» "...Don't scream.
  340. «Sunfire» "A ... female." I just stare off into space in a catatonic state.
  341. «Writefag4» "This is... what?"
  342. «HTBK» "A female."
  343. «HTBK» I point to Writefag.
  344. «HTBK» "What's happened to you?"
  345. «Sunfire» Sunfire.exe has stopped responding.
  346. «Globebutt» Egg, I'm going to assume you're still just moping in the shower.
  347. «Writefag4» "Oh you know. Go out. Have a few drinks, decide to glue fur to my body. Sometimes things just happen."
  348. «Egg_Discord» yep
  349. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  350. «Writefag4» "I have no idea."
  351. «Globebutt» (HT?)
  352. «HTBK» (Sorry, I was moving some buckets.)
  353. «Egg_Discord» I shower up, get my clothes back on and storm right towards Sun's room.
  354. «Writefag4» (I'll come check on you soon. I didn't realise that was you. Too self absorbed. Also listeing to frog fractions.)
  355. «Writefag4» (or Nevermind.)
  356. «Sunfire» "What am I gonna do, HT? I can't be female! I'm supposed to be the pick-up artist! The dashing young artist! ...You can fix me, right? Right?" I'm looking desperate.
  357. «HTBK» "...Interesting. What else?"
  358. «HTBK» My expression turns sour, and I gently scratch Sun's belly.
  359. «Egg_Discord» "HAHAHAHAHA, VERY FUNNY, FUCKNUGGETS! IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT SOMEONE WHO AGREES TO TRAVEL WI-"
  360. «Writefag4» "No that was sarcasm. I have no idea."
  361. «HTBK» "Shh. It'll be alright. I...don't know what happened, but we'll figure out what to do."
  362. «HTBK» "Just calm down first."
  363. «Globebutt» Egg presumably barges right in without knocking. What an asshole.
  364. «HTBK» "...Oh. Hello, Egg. It's not just you."
  365. «Globebutt» Sun and HT, fort.
  366. «Sunfire» (4)
  367. «HTBK» (9! Oh dear.)
  368. «Globebutt» Roll again, HT.
  369. «HTBK» (8. Also Oh dear.)
  370. «Globebutt» Scratching Sun's belly is quite therapudic for you, HT, but you find yourself wishing that you could have /your/ belly scratched, now, instead.
  371. «HTBK» "..."
  372. «Sunfire» I feel a little better by HT's words. "Well, you would know much better than me. I guess I gotta keep a level head somehow... HT? You feeling ok?"
  373. «Egg_Discord» "Not you guys too! Say, doctor, here's a question for you: Explain THIS!" Without any thought to decency, I drop my pants, exposing my obviously-not-so-human body.
  374. «HTBK» "I'm o..."
  375. «HTBK» "Shut the door."
  376. «Globebutt» Everyone but Egg, roll fort.
  377. «HTBK» (6.)
  378. «Sunfire» (10. Oh dear.)
  379. «Writefag4» (4 lots of 4 today.)
  380. «Globebutt» HT and Sun, roll again. You both /want/ that horsecock.
  381. «Writefag4» (4s 4 all)
  382. «HTBK» (8. Aw shit.)
  383. «Sunfire» (4)
  384. «HTBK» (want in what sense?)
  385. «Egg_Discord» (Oh god. What have I done?)
  386. «HTBK» (YOU FOOOOOOOL)
  387. «Writefag4» I glance nerviously in the direction of it.
  388. «Sunfire» I catch a glimpse of Egg's inappropriate disrobing decision and can't seem to help myself from staring longingly, slowly scooting across the bed (which I am still on thanks) in the direction of Egg.
  389. «Sunfire» Adorably trying but failing to do so sneakily around HT.
  390. «Globebutt» HT, you've got yourself a ladyboner You fall over on your butt in shock while yellow fur coats your body, and you live the dream of so many middle-aged men who live all over the world, as your hair grows back as a luxurious mane.
  391. «Egg_Discord» "Um.. Sun? HT? Why are you two staring at me like that?"
  392. «HTBK» "Oh Jesus fu--"
  393. «Writefag4» I pull them back up.
  394. «HTBK» I catch myself at the last minute, and grit my teeth. Not good. Not good at all. I run my fingers over my scalp and scowl.
  395. «HTBK» "Egg. Pants up. Everyone, hands on the wall tails out. We're shaving."
  396. «Writefag4» His not mine.
  397. «Sunfire» Not listening to HT~
  398. «HTBK» It is only then that I notice that the direction of my parts has changed.
  399. «HTBK» "God in Heaven..."
  400. «Globebutt» Your voice sounds downright squeaky, too, HT.
  401. «Writefag4» (Has mine? I didn't talk too much yet.)
  402. «HTBK» Lacking aspirations of being a lady-horse, and lacking aspirations of mounting Egg, I swear and open up my shaving kit.
  403. «Globebutt» It's higher than you're used to, sure. Still pretty low for a woman, though.
  404. «HTBK» (Under my breath, of course. A gentleman never swears where others can hear.)
  405. «Globebutt» Why did you take your shaving kit with you into Sunfire's room, HT? Do you take it everywhere?
  406. «Sunfire» I continue to stare at Egg's crotch from the edge of the bed nearest to him.
  407. «Writefag4» Do you um see this? I point to my face which I assume is also covered in fur. I don't think we're shaving this.
  408. «Writefag4» (That first sentace is said aloud.)
  409. «HTBK» I meant to chop off my tail. I was not expecting a mare.
  410. «Globebutt» (Sic?)
  411. «HTBK» Pick myself up and gently thump Sun's cheek with my index finger.
  412. «HTBK» "It's impolite to stare, Sun."
  413. «Globebutt» Fort roll for Sun.
  414. «Sunfire» (6)
  415. «Egg_Discord» "Dude, were you just staring at my dick? Ew! Not cool!"
  416. «Sunfire» (So much for Fort 5 protecting me forever)
  417. «HTBK» "Hands on the wall. Tail out. I don't like this, the staff should've heard."
  418. «Writefag4» "In their defense. You told them to."
  419. «Sunfire» (7 for the other roll)
  420. «Globebutt» HT's chastisement makes you feel just simply awful, Sunfire. Roll for PON.
  421. «Egg_Discord» "I didn't expect them to WANT it."
  422. «HTBK» I withdraw my shaving scissors and take it to my tail.
  423. «Writefag4» Also have I pulled up his pants yet or are we just letting this hang there.
  424. «HTBK» "Oh, hey, you met gays at a pony convention. What are the odds?"
  425. «Globebutt» (A European one, none the less!)
  426. «Egg_Discord» "I'm not homophobic or gay, but I think I was justified in whipping it out right now. I have a horse dick! I think I'm entitled to an explanation."
  427. «HTBK» "So would we all."
  428. «HTBK» I begin snipping through my tail.
  429. «Sunfire» I recoil from being called out for staring, from Egg's response, etc. "Ugh. Sorry. I ... don't know what came over me just now." I turn away from Egg. "Can you just... never bring that up again?"
  430. «Globebutt» ( http://youtu.be/1D8HxerLOYA )
  431. «Egg_Discord» (I do so love that video, Globe)
  432. «Writefag4» (I'm going to assume he's pulled it up by this point.)
  433. «Globebutt» Snipping your tail goes well until you get to the base, HT.
  434. «Egg_Discord» "I'd be more than happy to forget this ever happened, dude."
  435. «HTBK» I start just about an inch off from the base. I mean to sheer the whole blame thing off.
  436. «Writefag4» "Umm. What are you doing over there?"
  437. «HTBK» "Shaving."
  438. «Globebutt» There's more than just hair there! Believe it or not, your tail is /not/ just hair stuck in a hole in your backside.
  439. «HTBK» "...Glorious."
  440. «HTBK» I adjust my course by a few inches.
  441. «Writefag4» (Aren't you a vet. You should know this.)
  442. «HTBK» (Assuming cartoons don't play by real-world rules.)
  443. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  444. «Writefag4» "So um."
  445. «Globebutt» (For the most part, no. But ponies in the show don't have cocks, either.)
  446. «HTBK» (Holy *shit*. That's...wow.)
  447. «HTBK» I shear off as much as I can and hold the scissors out.
  448. «HTBK» "Who else wants it?"
  449. «Sunfire» I can't stand to watch HT mutilate himself.
  450. «Sunfire» herself. whatever now.
  451. «Globebutt» ("The dick? Yeah, it was lookin' pretty good to me.")
  452. «Writefag4» "Uhhh. No thanks. I'll uh. Be fine."
  453. «Globebutt» So what do you do about it, Sunfire?
  454. «Writefag4» "You know. As fine as I can be."
  455. «Egg_Discord» I don't think I'll be cutting this tail off.
  456. «Sunfire» Cower and cover my eyes.
  457. «Sunfire» Probably should have said 'bear' rather than 'stand'
  458. «Globebutt» That sounds great. And adorable!
  459. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  460. «Egg_Discord» "Um, Sun? You can open your eyes now. I put my pants back on."
  461. «HTBK» "What...none of you? Seems like...whatever."
  462. «HTBK» I stuff it back in the box.
  463. «HTBK» "One of you go check the register. Why haven't the staff heard anything?"
  464. «Sunfire» "No, don't even bring that up again! I just can't bear to watch HT self-mutilate..."
  465. «Writefag4» "Well what good would cutting off hair do?"
  466. «Globebutt» You catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, HT. You notice you've got two pointy ears sticking up through your mane.
  467. «HTBK» "Ponies have tails, humans don't. Think of it like blocking up a gateway..."
  468. «HTBK» I glare at my reflection and decide the mane gets to go as well. *snipsnipsnipsnip*
  469. «Writefag4» "You uh. Still have it though. The hair is just shorter."
  470. «Writefag4» I go sit on the bed now.
  471. «Globebutt» Your mane looks /hideous/ now. Everyone else should hope HT's more careful a surgeon than barber!
  472. «Egg_Discord» "So... What do we do now?"
  473. «Writefag4» "Though if you're content to cut it off maybe you could go check."
  474. «Globebutt» (Are you shaving the mane down to the skin, or just getting a buzz cut or something?)
  475. «Sunfire» I just sigh in a heap on the bed. Today has been very stressful and it's barely begun! I look over to Write with sad eyes.
  476. «Writefag4» "What?"
  477. «Sunfire» "What's happening to us?"
  478. «Writefag4» "So you're which one?"
  479. «Sunfire» "I'm ... um. Just a sec..."
  480. «Writefag4» "Bleh. I mean I don't recognize you. Pony body and stuff."
  481. «HTBK» I narrow my eyes again and lop it off as close as I can to my head. Within an inch of the skin.
  482. «Writefag4» "No offense."
  483. «Globebutt» (Even if you knew, you might have a hard time remembering.)
  484. «HTBK» to my scalp, not my head.
  485. «HTBK» Then, of course, I take the razor and work on my cheeks.
  486. «Writefag4» I mutter. "Some men would kill not to be bald."
  487. «Sunfire» I get a terrified look on my face. "I... can't ... no... that's not it. That isn't possible..."
  488. «Globebutt» And no amount of shaving's gonna hide those ears of hers!
  489. «Egg_Discord» "What's wrong, Sun?"
  490. «HTBK» Unfortunately not. I'll pretend I'm a particularly half-assed Thranduil cosplayer.
  491. «Writefag4» I find that a bit more distressing. "You can't remember?"
  492. «HTBK» "There. Nobody else?"
  493. «Writefag4» "Fine thanks. Honestly it wouldn't be a bad look except for the going out in public thing." I wave offhandedly.
  494. «Sunfire» I look around the room for a bit when Egg speaks, then suddenly it dawns on me. "Oh! Yeah, what that hunk said."
  495. «HTBK» "You're going to get us all killed."
  496. «HTBK» I nod to Sun.
  497. «HTBK» "I think it's time we went. Do you mind riding in my sweater?"
  498. «Egg_Discord» "...Did you just call me a hunk, dude?"
  499. «Writefag4» "Aren't we forgetting."
  500. «Writefag4» "Also leave? Why would we leave?"
  501. «Writefag4» (Is there a window in the room.)
  502. «Sunfire» I look to Egg out of the corner of my eye. "Did I?" I turn to HT. "Umm... that's ... is that your opinion as a vet?"
  503. «Globebutt» There's a window in the room, and it offers a grand view of a green alpine forest.
  504. «Writefag4» (Can't see any of the town then?)
  505. «HTBK» "In most motels, a lady screaming her head off usually gets attention. Have any of you noticed puncture marks, needle marks, bite marks...anything that would mark some sort of injection?"
  506. «Globebutt» There's some farmland off to the right, but the town's mostly on the other side of the building.
  507. «Writefag4» Can I see any people there? Are they also ponies?
  508. «Egg_Discord» "I didn't really notice anything strange. Then again, I was too busy staring at how freaky I look right now."
  509. «Writefag4» Or half ponies.
  510. «HTBK» "Better you ride on me than on Egg, Sun. You might get in a tizzy."
  511. «Writefag4» "And I can't tell. I rub my hands on the fur. I'm a natural furry now apparently.
  512. «Writefag4» (I need to learn to end my quotes.)
  513. «Writefag4» "And I can't tell." I rub my hands on the fur." I'm a natural furry now apparently."
  514. «Egg_Discord» "Welcome to my world, Write."
  515. «Globebutt» It's pretty early, but not early enough for you to catch the farmhands at work. Nobody's visible out the window.
  516. «Globebutt» Write, roll fort.
  517. «HTBK» "Shaving. It's really good."
  518. «Writefag4» (1)
  519. «Writefag4» "My whole body?"
  520. «HTBK» "Impractical, but good."
  521. «HTBK» My eye twitches, ever so slightly.
  522. «Sunfire» I nod to HT. "I guess that makes the most sense." I stand up and wander to the edge of the bed by HT, and try to gingerly lower myself off the bed not having any experience with this sort of thing. Ending up with my lower half dangling and flailing until I finally slip off the bed and land on my butt.
  523. «Writefag4» "I do not want to deal with razorburn everywhere thanks."
  524. «HTBK» "Fair enough."
  525. «HTBK» With the callousness of a doctor on the end of his rope, I lift Sun up and drape her over my back. I do my best to ignore the...everythign.
  526. «Writefag4» "I guess I'll go check on Quake."
  527. «Globebutt» Sunfire gets an urge to crawl up onto HT's head.
  528. «Writefag4» (For sake of not forgetting him lets say we were aquantances even before the con.)
  529. «Writefag4» (Otherwise we might just end up leaving him.)
  530. «HTBK» "Good, Write..."
  531. «Egg_Discord» "I'll go grab my stuff. I'll get Quake too."
  532. «HTBK» "...You two have fun with that."
  533. «Globebutt» (Which might work out on its own, anyway. I don't PLAN on having you blow up the inn...)
  534. «Writefag4» (I'd feel bad if we ended up skipping town without him.)
  535. «Sunfire» I can't help but feel drawn to scramble further up HT, resting my back legs on his shoulders and my forelegs atop his head.
  536. «HTBK» "Good, good."
  537. «Globebutt» Roll fort, HT.
  538. «Writefag4» I go over and pack up my things and drag my rollerbag trying to find Quakes room.
  539. «HTBK» 3. I fiddle with the neck of my sweater, opening it up enough to allow Sun to slip her hind legs in.
  540. «Writefag4» I mourn the fact that I will not be able to shower.
  541. «Globebutt» (Why not?)
  542. «HTBK» "Drop on in, hold on tight, try to look like love handles."
  543. «Globebutt» Quake's room is easy to find: it's the one with the rumbling snores from inside.
  544. «Writefag4» (You're going to look like you swallowed a giant novelty donut.)
  545. «Ewo»  joined the chat.
  546. «Egg_Discord» I open the door and look at him. What's his condition right now?
  547. «Writefag4» (Who is this?)
  548. «mckinnley»  joined the chat.
  549. «Egg_Discord» (New guy from the other chat. Welcome, McKinnley and Ewo)
  550. «Writefag4» (Pause?)
  551. «SpitFire»  joined the chat.
  552. «Globebutt» The drunk Englishman is sleeping loudly, and his hair seems awfully yellow, but otherwise, he seems just fine.
  553. «Globebutt» (For how long? I do need to get dinner.)
  554. «Writefag4» (We're nearing a point where we might have trouble adding characters.)
  555. «Sunfire» I sigh, swallowing what little dignity I had left at this point and climb down HT's chest inside the sweater, clinging tightly to him. (This is one hell of a point for people to join in on fyi)
  556. «Writefag4» (Oh well if any people want to join now is probably the best chance.)
  557. «Globebutt» Roll fort, Sunfire.
  558. «HTBK» (The idea is that she's clinging to the back. I think.)
  559. «Writefag4» (Say they were staying in the same hotel.)
  560. «Sunfire» (was it?)
  561. «Sunfire» (7. shit.)
  562. «HTBK» (That was the idea.)
  563. «Globebutt» Encore du d10.
  564. «Sunfire» (also 7)
  565. «Globebutt» HT's body feels real nice and warm. You feel safe.
  566. «Globebutt» Even as you hang on to her fur precariously.
  567. «Writefag4» (Also if anyone else is joining I could possibly DM for a bit while you Dinner. For the new people.)
  568. «Writefag4» (Though they haven't been showing any interest in joining.)
  569. «Sunfire» (Probably thanks to my fantastic line)
  570. «mckinnley» i'm just observing. carry on
  571. «Writefag4» (Ewo, Spitfire?)
  572. «HTBK» The pony thus secured, I step out into the lobby and shoot a probing glare at the front desk.
  573. «SpitFire» (hi, just watching  )
  574. «Sunfire» (I'm getting to the point of where I'm not myself mentally anymore fyi)
  575. «HTBK» (I noticed.)
  576. «Globebutt» You can't see the front desk from the upstairs lobby! There's a stairwell in the way!
  577. «Sunfire» (This game hates me, I started out fully pone)
  578. «HTBK» Lucky me. I take the stairs and look for the desk, without stepping into the lobby properly.
  579. «Globebutt» Nobody in sight.
  580. «Writefag4» (Well it didn't help when Egg dropped his pants.)
  581. «Egg_Discord» I go to try and pick up Quake, as trying to wake him didn't seem to do any good.
  582. «Sunfire» (You just don't flash a new mare your stallion parts okay)
  583. «Ewo»  left the chat.
  584. «HTBK» Figures. I slowly step downstairs, and look probingly around the room. Where is the "breakfast" portion of the B&B?
  585. «Egg_Discord» Damn, can that Englishman sleep.
  586. «Globebutt» Quake might as well be in a coma! He's still snoring soundly. How much did he drink last night!?
  587. «Writefag4» "I'll get one side you get the other."
  588. «Egg_Discord» (You weren't a mare until just now)
  589. «Writefag4» (Whats his status by the way?)
  590. «Egg_Discord» Can I lift his snoring body?
  591. «Writefag4» (Other than unconscious.)
  592. «Globebutt» (Alseep, liftable, and yellow haired. Otherwise fine. Except for the bit where he snores. That's downright obnoxious.)
  593. «Egg_Discord» Is there anything I can do to shut him up?
  594. «Writefag4» "Lets just move him. Honestly we're going to get more stares than he will"
  595. «Globebutt» I don't know. How would you try?
  596. «HTBK» Anything?
  597. «Globebutt» Seems to be more a tavern than B&B, unfortunately.
  598. «Egg_Discord» "Indeed. Can you grab his stuff for me. It's enough that I'm carrying my things and his sleeping body."
  599. «Sunfire» aww I had an awesome line and I can't use it yet.
  600. «HTBK» In that case, where's the bar? Or...counter, rather.
  601. «Writefag4» "Its going to take us more than one trip. I can't carry both our stuffs."
  602. «Globebutt» The bar's over past a big picture window in another room blessed with great natural lighting.
  603. «Egg_Discord» "Fine, fine. I'll stay here with him for now."
  604. «HTBK» Hm. I stick my head around the doorway into the next room and scrutinize the bar for signs of life.
  605. «Sunfire» I just keep clinging to HT as he carries me around.
  606. «Globebutt» The chairs are all up on the tables. It's almost exactly what you might expect in a bar before lunchtime.
  607. «Writefag4» I drag Quakes stuff over to my room and pack up my things. I have about 2x as much stuff as him but can sling his over my shoulder while I can roll mine.
  608. «HTBK» Hm. I walk up to the bar and look over their various supplies. Some part of me is still recoilling in shock over how literally everything I learned in med school was a big fat lie, so I'm not quite ready to discard magical potions or trinkets.
  609. «Writefag4» Stairs present a problem though. Have to take two trips.
  610. «Writefag4» Do I cross through the bar on the way to the van or whatever?
  611. «Globebutt» The bar has some local brews on tap, and a fine assortment of other beverages on the back wall.
  612. «Globebutt» The front desk lobby provides you a more direct route to the side alley where you parked the rental.
  613. «HTBK» Unfortunately, I cannot read German. Does anything resemble something I'd see in a shitty Don Bluth movie?
  614. «HTBK» Anything that just screams "You shouldn't have touched/consumed this"?
  615. «HTBK» "Sun. What do you think?"
  616. «Globebutt» There's a bottle of what looks to be rat poison under the counter.
  617. «Sunfire» I look up through the collar of HT's sweater. "Ice cream sounds pretty good right now."
  618. «Writefag4» I pack the bags into the rental but stop and grab out my passport and wallet pocketing them.
  619. «HTBK» "How the hell can you think of *ice cream* at a time like this?"
  620. «Globebutt» It's never too early for ice cream.
  621. «Writefag4» On my way back I pull out my passport and giggle.
  622. «HTBK» I narrow my eyes and pick it up. Do they really let the chefs keep rat poison near the kitchen in Germany?"
  623. «Writefag4» "Man they are not going to let us through the airport. I look nothing like my photo."
  624. «Globebutt» You can do anything anywhere if you don't get caught.
  625. «Sunfire» My tail swishes a little inside the sweater. "I dunno, do you question when you want something?"
  626. «Writefag4» I get back to Quakes room.
  627. «HTBK» "Look at this, Sun. Rat poison, right here. How cheap is this place?"
  628. «HTBK» "And...sometimes."
  629. «Writefag4» (Did I pass by anyone on the way to or back from the van?)
  630. «Egg_Discord» I sit down, looking at Quake, looking at him and thinking "You're lucky you're sleeping through all of this, man. You don't even have to deal with this."
  631. «Sunfire» "Rat poison?! Is that better or worse than having rats in the kitchen?"
  632. «HTBK» "It's like having Anthrax's younger cousin in the kitchen."
  633. «Writefag4» Okay. I managed to get my stuff and his stuff out there. Give me your bag and you crarry sleeping beauty.
  634. «Globebutt» You didn't see anyone on your dozen-step trip to the car, Write.
  635. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, here you go." I hand him my stuff and carry the lifeless corpse out to the car on my back.
  636. «Globebutt» You get the sudden feeling again that this would be easier on all fours, Egg. Roll fort.
  637. «Sunfire» I fall quiet and just hold onto HT a bit tighter.
  638. «Globebutt» Sun, roll fort, too.
  639. «Sunfire» (1)
  640. «Writefag4» (How is your stuff packed Egg. Backpack?)
  641. «Egg_Discord» More like a clean gym bag.
  642. «Globebutt» Duffel bag.
  643. «Egg_Discord» right.
  644. «Writefag4» (I got it.)
  645. «Writefag4» I sling the bag over my shoulder.
  646. «Globebutt» It feels like a bag full of clothes and con swag.
  647. «HTBK» "Mneh."
  648. «Globebutt» (What's going on down there in the bar?)
  649. «HTBK» I open the canister/bottle and, holding it at arm's length, take a look at the contents.
  650. «Egg_Discord» I come back from outside after dumping Quake inside the van. "What are you looking at, dude?"
  651. «Writefag4» (Egg you missed a roll.)
  652. «Egg_Discord» (whoops! missed that)
  653. «Egg_Discord» 6
  654. «Globebutt» Seems to be full of some sort of tablets or shavings or something. As a vet, you'd probably recognize this as rat poison.
  655. «Globebutt» Egg, roll again.
  656. «Egg_Discord» (9. I'm fucked, aren't I?)
  657. «HTBK» "Hm. Hey, Sun, do you think we should take this just in case we want to commit suicide later?"
  658. «Sunfire» (Depends~)
  659. «Egg_Discord» (Wipe that smirk off your face, Sun. I know you're grinning at that remark)
  660. «Globebutt» Only next time you roll. You get down on all fours with the body on your back, and damn, doesn't it feel natural? Even walking down the stairs doesn't seem to be a problem.
  661. «Egg_Discord» "Sounds like a good idea,
  662. «Sunfire» "Uh... man, that's scary talk. I guess if you want to keep that stuff around..."
  663. «Egg_Discord» *"Sounds like a good idea," I say as I carry Quake down."
  664. «Writefag4» "Egg.?
  665. «HTBK» "I figure it's that or get a job on a ranch somewhere."
  666. «Writefag4» "Egg. Wat r u doin?"
  667. «Writefag4» "That is not a fireman's carry."
  668. «Globebutt» It baffles you how Writefag has to ask.
  669. «Egg_Discord» "What? Have you tried lifting this guy? It felt like the best way to carry him."
  670. «Writefag4» He is going to fall off.
  671. «Writefag4» "He is going to fall off"
  672. «Egg_Discord» "No he's not. Besides, this isn't that different from how I usually walk, right?"
  673. «HTBK» I shrug and exit the room, canister in hand. Desperate times and a lack of firearms.
  674. «HTBK» "...Egg..."
  675. «Writefag4» "I um. If you say so?"
  676. «HTBK» "Never mind. Write, have you seen anyone?
  677. «Writefag4» I'm following after him with the duffle bag.
  678. «Globebutt» (Guns in Europe. What a concept!)
  679. «Writefag4» "Not so far."
  680. «Writefag4» "Well Quake. He seems fine and unconcious."
  681. «HTBK» "Hm. Sun, you okay back there?"
  682. «Sunfire» "Yeah, HT. How is the outside world looking?"
  683. «HTBK» "Just a little horse."
  684. «Sunfire» HT can feel me groan at that into his back.
  685. «Egg_Discord» "Ha ha, very funny. Now let's hurry up and get out of here."
  686. «Writefag4» "I supress a giggle at HTBK's expense. I may be a lavender coated hybrid but at least I'm not lopsidedly overweight man with a hackjob for a haircut.
  687. «Sunfire» his/her
  688. «Globebutt» (The bar's closed before noon and now all the world's hoarse?)
  689. «Egg_Discord» I leave and get into the van, ready to go before someone sees us.
  690. «HTBK» Even gentlemen need a drink sometimes. I exit the tavern and take a deep breath: the outside air has always been calming. I start towards the van.
  691. «HTBK» "Who's taking what seat?"
  692. «Sunfire» "Dibs on your lap" I call up to HT from within the sweater.
  693. «Writefag4» "Anythings fine. Where exactly are we going though?"
  694. «Egg_Discord» "I'm sitting in the back. Ain't no way I'm letting anyone see me like this."
  695. «HTBK» "...Well of course you do, Sun."
  696. «Globebutt» Roll fort, you two.
  697. «HTBK» I open the passenger-side door.
  698. «Sunfire» (5)
  699. «HTBK» "We're going to see where the hell all the people went."
  700. «Egg_Discord» (Me too?)
  701. «HTBK» (4.)
  702. «Globebutt» (HT and SF, I meant.)
  703. «Egg_Discord» (oh)
  704. «Globebutt» You both manage to take this exchange in stride with no unusual afterthoughts-- which may be a bit unusual on its own, but neither of you are complaining.
  705. «HTBK» I glare at myself. I am loathe to foul the air with obscenities.
  706. «Sunfire» (I've always sat on laps, I don't know what you're talking about.)
  707. «Globebutt» You really need a hat, HT.
  708. «HTBK» "Hm. Does anyone have a ballcap?"
  709. «Writefag4» I glance into the vehicle. Quakes already taking up the back bench.
  710. «Egg_Discord» "Write, how about you drive?"
  711. «Egg_Discord» (I'm not driving. You guys remember what happened the last time I drove)
  712. «Writefag4» "Would you stop worrying about your hair? It looks terrible but normal."
  713. «HTBK» "It's a lovely shade of bald."
  714. «Writefag4» "I guess."
  715. «HTBK» I sit in the passenger seat, allowing Sun to work her way around to my lap, and rub my eyes.
  716. «Writefag4» (Weren't you always bald?"
  717. «Writefag4» )
  718. «HTBK» (yep.)
  719. «Globebutt» Quake's on the back bench, Write's in one back seat, and Sunfire's in HTBK's lap, shotgun.
  720. «Writefag4» Huh? I was driving.
  721. «Globebutt» You didn't have ears on top before, those, HTBK. You /need/ a hat.
  722. «Globebutt» Err, s/Write/Egg. By bad. Write is driving, because someone clearly has to.
  723. «HTBK» "Does...*anyone* have a hoodie? Or a hat, or...something?"
  724. «Sunfire» I curl up in HT's lap, resting my head on her arm. "I was getting tired clinging for dear life to you, y'know..."
  725. «Writefag4» "Oh fine. We will stop somewhere for you to buy a hat."
  726. «HTBK» "No? Confound it, I'll do without..."
  727. «Sunfire» (hopefully a novelty I [german national outline] Germany hat)
  728. «Globebutt» Sunfire, HT, fort.
  729. «HTBK» I gently scratch Sun's back.
  730. «Writefag4» "Everyone load up. We're moving."
  731. «HTBK» (9. Oh dear.)
  732. «Sunfire» (2)
  733. «HTBK» "It...worked..."
  734. «Globebutt» Roll for pone, HT.
  735. «HTBK» (dubs!)
  736. «Egg_Discord» "Ready to go here in the back, man."
  737. «Globebutt» Your hands and feet go numb, but you're too focused on finding a hat shop now to care. You want a fucking /hat/.
  738. «Sunfire» (where's a motherfucking haberdashery when you need one)
  739. «HTBK» With a growl, look down at Sun.
  740. «HTBK» "Would you mind sitting on my head?"
  741. «Writefag4» "This thing have a GPS? We need a haberdoshery apparently"
  742. «Writefag4» (DOSH)
  743. «Globebutt» (Haberdoshery?)
  744. «Sunfire» "But... comfy..." I look at HT with pleaing eyes.
  745. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  746. «Writefag4» (No time for speaking properly.)
  747. «HTBK» "...Fine."
  748. «Globebutt» I think you two need to make CHA rolls against each other.
  749. «HTBK» I sigh and pat her back.
  750. «Writefag4» (Does the rental have a GPS)
  751. «Globebutt» (Before the "fine")
  752. «Globebutt» Yes, but it's set to German.
  753. «Sunfire» (HT can choose to cave.)
  754. «HTBK» (A gentleman can't say no to lady.)
  755. «Globebutt» Very well, then. Sunfire, roll fort again.
  756. «HTBK» I close my ayes and stare at the ceiling.
  757. «Writefag4» I punch buttons on the GPS. Trying to switch it to english.
  758. «Sunfire» (6)
  759. «Globebutt» Roll for pone.
  760. «Sunfire» (8. ow.)
  761. «Globebutt» Master's lap is the best place in the world.
  762. «Sunfire» Of course it is.
  763. «Globebutt» You don't give a damn where this car takes you.
  764. «Globebutt» Writefag does, though, but thankfully for her, she manages to switch the language to English.
  765. «Egg_Discord» "Alright you two. Stop getting all lovey dovey in the front seat. You're grossing me out back here."
  766. «Writefag4» I look to the seat. "You look rediculous you know that. And thats coming from me."
  767. «Globebutt» (Why? Strawberry's not a hat.)
  768. «Writefag4» I type in "HATSHATSHATSHATS" on the GPS. If that doesn't work I try to find nearby shopping centers.
  769. «Sunfire» (it just takes us to Valve HQ)
  770. «Writefag4» (Suit up. We're off to VALVE)
  771. «Globebutt» (This time, on WU,AH: The party meets Gaben! Who is not horse, and without an excuse for the tardiness of Episode 3.)
  772. «HTBK» "Symptoms of unknown syndrome consist entirely of rapid-onset mutations of the sort generally regarded as magic or science fiction, including but not restricted to the acquisition of physical features in keeping with those of the Equine races featured in the television program "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Thus far we have documented the growing of fur, the lengthening of ears, the acquisition of tails and hooves. In Sun's case, total...ponification and the alteration of gender has been documented. Typical features of small domestic animals persist: a fondness for scratches in several areas. Additionally, Sunfire has demonstrated a fascination with male equine genetalia, I do not think he was a homosexual zoophile beforehand. Cause of syndrome remains unknown; last night we dined at a local tavern after tucking in after a...convention..."
  773. «HTBK» "...Did anyone anger a gypsy at the convention?"
  774. «Sunfire» I look up to HT. "Master, just try to relax. I'm sure the others will help you find a very nice hat!" Then rest my head back down, settling in on HT's lap.
  775. «Writefag4» "What are you rambling about. I punch radio buttons while I wait for this GPS to work."
  776. «Writefag4» "What are you rambling about." I punch radio buttons while I wait for this GPS to work.
  777. «HTBK» "...No signs of mental...strike that, one sign of mental alteration. Sunfire exhibiting domestic tendencies..."
  778. «HTBK» I look down at Sun.
  779. «Globebutt» The closest thing to a shopping center nearby is a general store of sorts outside nearby Tannenburg.
  780. «HTBK» "Sunfire. What's your name, who am I?"
  781. «Egg_Discord» "...That'
  782. «Globebutt» Strawberry Freeze is the only name you can remember.
  783. «Egg_Discord» *"...That's not good."
  784. «Globebutt» But what names do you need outside your own and Master's?
  785. «Writefag4» I start driving. Do we see any other people/cars/ponies?
  786. «Sunfire» "Strawberry. Why do you ask, Master?" I look cheerily up at HT.
  787. «HTBK» "...curiosity."
  788. «Writefag4» (On the radio is a nice documentary about boxing: http://frogfractions.bandcamp.com/track/a-history-of-boxing )
  789. «HTBK» Stiff upper lip==wavering. I gently scratch "Strawberry's" mane.
  790. «Egg_Discord» "Dude, how are you remaining calm? He called you "master".
  791. «HTBK» "STIFF. UPPER. LIP."
  792. «HTBK» I raise my voice there.
  793. «Globebutt» You pass a small number of cars, Writefag. HT and SF, fort.
  794. «HTBK» "..."
  795. «HTBK» (8.)
  796. «Sunfire» (10)
  797. «Egg_Discord» I cower back in shock. Shit man, this is getting serious.
  798. «Writefag4» (4 I'm not a dog.)
  799. «Sunfire» (3 on the PON)
  800. «HTBK» "Hypothesis. Assuming the "master" role will slow the acquisition of domestic mindset."
  801. «Globebutt» You see a few people fishing in the river Fessel as you cross over the bridge, too.
  802. «Sunfire» (which takes me to... 8.9 I think?)
  803. «HTBK» (7 PON.)
  804. «Egg_Discord» (What's my Pony level?)
  805. «Globebutt» (Correct!)
  806. «HTBK» (6.2?)
  807. «Globebutt» Poor Strawberry suffers an upset as the lap she was sitting on starts shrinking.
  808. «HTBK» "Physical changes seem to...is this car shrinking?"
  809. «Globebutt» HT is getting smaller and smaller, and her clothes are collapsing on her!
  810. «HTBK» "Er...growing..."
  811. «Writefag4» (I am focusing on the road and boxing.)
  812. «HTBK» Without opening my eyes, I sigh.
  813. «Writefag4» I'm focused on the road and boxing.
  814. «HTBK» "It's getting worse, isn't it."
  815. «Writefag4» "Don't talk to me while I'm driving."
  816. «Egg_Discord» "No shit, Sherlock!"
  817. «HTBK» I bite my lip. Keep it together...
  818. «Sunfire» I nuzzle HT. "It'll be alright, Master. Like you were saying, right?"
  819. «Globebutt» Were Writefag more observant, she'd notice her passenger's seat had twice as many ponies as before.
  820. «Sunfire» (apparently nobody cares enough to try to stop the crazy choo choo train :v)
  821. «HTBK» "Syndrome displays miraculous ability to violate all known laws of mass and density."
  822. «Globebutt» It does get a little hotter.
  823. «HTBK» I shudder and open my eyes at Sun's touch. It is deeply upsetting to see her at this oh Globe you are a bastard.
  824. «Writefag4» I turn off the radio. I realise its german.
  825. «HTBK» "It'll be alright...Sun."
  826. «Globebutt» Ponification for you both.
  827. «Globebutt» Err, fort.
  828. «HTBK» I blink and try to slither out of my clothes.
  829. «Sunfire» (10)
  830. «Sunfire» (...looking to be pretty gg for me)
  831. «HTBK» (8. Bad day.)
  832. «Writefag4» I pull into the shopping center.
  833. «Globebutt» PON for you both.
  834. «Sunfire» (1)
  835. «HTBK» (5.)
  836. «Writefag4» "Okay, we're here. Now what were..." I turn to the side.
  837. «HTBK» "Get me a hat. Now."
  838. «Globebutt» A little yellow mare sits beside the one once known as Sunfire in the passenger's seat.
  839. «HTBK» "Horrifying thought. I have developed obsession with hats. Sunfire has no recollection of his name. I am starting to get used to this and oh jesus Fucking Christ this is how it ends, isn't it?!"
  840. «Globebutt» (You're at nine, by the way, Sunfire. Feel free to crazy it up.)
  841. «Egg_Discord» "Keep it together, man! We'll find a way to fix this, alright?"
  842. «HTBK» I bite my lip until it hurts and cling to Strawberry as if my life depended on it.
  843. «Writefag4» "Unacceptable." is the only word I can come up with.
  844. «Sunfire» (I don't even know what to do)
  845. «Sunfire» I cling back onto HT. "Master..." I mumble, teary-eyed.
  846. «HTBK» "Oh God Jesus shit shit shit we're all gonna die in here I don't want a goddamn hat..."
  847. «Writefag4» "Well I was going to have you go in to buy a hat but..."
  848. «Globebutt» But you /do/ want to buy a hat!
  849. «HTBK» My eye twitches, and I stare at the rat poison.
  850. «HTBK» "...Would anyone mind helping me with something?"
  851. «Egg_Discord» *I smack HT as he's flipping out*
  852. «Globebutt» Smacking a pony? What a bastard.
  853. «Writefag4» "I guess. You handle this one Egg." I bail the car.
  854. «HTBK» "..."
  855. «Egg_Discord» "CALM DOWN, HT! WE ARE GOING TO BE FINE, ALRIGHT?"
  856. «HTBK» I look more indignated than anything.
  857. «HTBK» "...Well, I never."
  858. «HTBK» "...Yeah. We'll be f-fine..."
  859. «Writefag4» I go inside. I'd rather face humans like this than deal with car drama."
  860. «HTBK» "Not fine not fine at all okay keep it together."
  861. «Egg_Discord» "I promise that we will fix this before this gets any worse, but for now, I want you to remain calm. Got it?"
  862. «Sunfire» I break my clinging onto HT and death-glare at Egg. "What. Did. You. -DO-."
  863. «HTBK» "Keep...calm. Yeah, I can do that."
  864. «Writefag4» Begin hat search. I have 3 refined and 2 scrap. What can I afford?
  865. «HTBK» I look up at Sunfire and shake my head. I put one hoof on her.
  866. «HTBK» "Easy...easy, it's okay..."
  867. «Egg_Discord» "Whoa, calm down, Sun. I was just trying to snap him out of it. The dude was gonna off himself just now!"
  868. «Globebutt» You throw in a few bucks, and you find yourself a vintage Tyrolean. (Would probably be cheaper in Austria!)
  869. «Sunfire» I sigh and shake my head. "It's ... it's Strawberry."
  870. «Writefag4» Whats the price on a towering pillar?
  871. «Globebutt» You face a wide array of reactions from employees and shoppers in the store. Most of them keep their distance.
  872. «Writefag4» (I doubt I would be super quick.)
  873. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  874. «HTBK» "calm down, Strawberry..."
  875. «HTBK» I shake my head and look up at Egg.
  876. «Egg_Discord» "Um, last time I checked, your name was Sunfire."
  877. «HTBK» "I have a can of rat poison. If I call anyone "master", or if I start calling sun "Love", you will feet me two pounds."
  878. «Egg_Discord» "So quit saying you're Raspberry or whatever you keep saying."
  879. «HTBK» "Understand?"
  880. «Egg_Discord» "I'm not going to kill you, HT."
  881. «Globebutt» Seriously, though; it's an Aldi.
  882. «HTBK» "Oh yes you will."
  883. «Egg_Discord» "What makes you think I'm gonna kill another person, even if it's a mercy killing?"
  884. «Globebutt» Their hat selection is quite slim at best. They've got some neat canned and boxed goods, though.
  885. «HTBK» "you're not a pussy."
  886. «Egg_Discord» "No, but I have morals."
  887. «HTBK» I rub my temples and stare at the car
  888. «HTBK» "You need better morals."
  889. «Sunfire» I just look on nervously at the poor conversation going on in the car.
  890. «Globebutt» Maybe someone needs cuddled, Sunfire?
  891. «Writefag4» Hmm. Bratwurst. What are my feelings on it.
  892. «Writefag4» I mean you should probably get it when you go to Germany.
  893. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  894. «Globebutt» >pic related
  895. «Egg_Discord» I reach over and hug them both, feeling a great amount of sorrow for them. "I know we'll fix this. Just give us some more time, alright? We'll stop things from getting worse."
  896. «HTBK» "Okay, okay. Total domestication in progress. Sunfire incapable of recognizing his name. Question is "why"? Who did this, why. Total contempt for modern biology suggests act of God. domestication suggest someone in an agNO DON'T HUG ME--"
  897. «Globebutt» Revolting at best. You don't know what goes in that shit, but it's nothing you're letting near your mouth!
  898. «Globebutt» Roll fort.
  899. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  900. «HTBK» (4)
  901. «Writefag4» But its German. Ugh. Fine brain. We eat heathy today.
  902. «Globebutt» You manage to come out of the hug feeling only comforted.
  903. «Sunfire» I begrudgingly accept Egg's hug.
  904. «HTBK» I shudder and bite my lip.
  905. «HTBK» "Egg? Stop touching me."
  906. «Writefag4» Maybe. Nuts. Nuts are a good snack food. Not salted though.
  907. «Egg_Discord» I immediately stop. "Shit, you're right. Hugging you might make this worse."
  908. «HTBK» "No. Shit."
  909. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, alright. So what do we do now?"
  910. «HTBK» (Globe, did the next few steps accompany a sudden re-growing of the mane and tail?)
  911. «Globebutt» You search around for the nuts, but have a hard time finding them. You /do/ find the produce section, though. Roll fort.
  912. «Writefag4» (10. Oh god.)
  913. «Globebutt» Partial. They're not as long as they were before, HT.
  914. «Globebutt» Roll for pone, Writefag.
  915. «Writefag4» (5)
  916. «HTBK» "Shit...Okay. If Sun and I try to touch each other--cuddling, canoodling, nuzzling--bitch-slap both of us."
  917. «Egg_Discord» "Got it."
  918. «Egg_Discord» (Looks like my best friend isn't the only one who uses the term "canoodling")
  919. «Globebutt» You can't help yourself when you see the fresh apples. You drop what you're holding and dive into the bin!
  920. «HTBK» "You are going to take that camera, and you are going to cycle through literally every picture Sun ever took of himself."
  921. «HTBK» "Where both of us can see."
  922. «Globebutt» Unsurprisngly, it's shallow and you hit your head.
  923. «Writefag4» Oh no you don't body. Get out of those apples. You buy them just like anyone else.
  924. «Sunfire» I sulk in the carseat next to HT. Why would Master tell someone else to keep Strawberry away?
  925. «Globebutt» You rub your horn and shove an apple in your mouth before you can stop yourself.
  926. «Writefag4» I grab 4 more and put them in my basket.
  927. «Globebutt» If you only knew how to say "I can explain"!
  928. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, here." I start cycling through the pictures, stopping on one of both Sun and HT.
  929. «Writefag4» Did I just eat that apple whole?
  930. «Writefag4» Or like took a huge bite out of it.
  931. «HTBK» "Three seconds each."
  932. «Globebutt» An employee sees your lapse in control, and--
  933. «HTBK» "Strawberry, watch carefully. This is who you were yesterday."
  934. «Writefag4» "Er. Sorry. I tripped. I'll pay for these."
  935. «Globebutt» You stuck the whole thing in your mouth, somehow.
  936. «Egg_Discord» I do as he says and cycle through the photos, ensuring that Sun sees them.
  937. «Writefag4» "Also one more. Sorry."
  938. «Sunfire» I watch the screen obediently, Master commanded it after all.
  939. «Globebutt» -- stares in horror. A blue-haired... woman? With a manly-flat chest and lavender skin just dove into the apples.
  940. «Globebutt» She came out with one stuck to... a horn on her head, and another one stuck in her mouth.
  941. «HTBK» "Yesterday, you were a human photographer. We called you Sunfire. You were not master's pet."
  942. «HTBK» "Last night, something...changed. You woke up like this. Do you remember the motel room?"
  943. «Writefag4» "Sorry. Sorry. I slowly edge towards the checkout. pulling the one off my head and putting it into the basket.
  944. «Sunfire» I struggle to remember...
  945. «Globebutt» He goes to tell his superior and find himself a new job.
  946. «Writefag4» Too bad I can't stop for other stuff but I'm too embarassed. Time to pay and get out. Got apples and hat to buy.
  947. «Egg_Discord» "Try to remember, man. We met at a pony convention."
  948. «HTBK» "A convention. About a TV show. Ponies aren't real. Do you remember that?"
  949. «Writefag4» "Try to explain I accidently knocked over a few apples. They should probably charge me double for those."
  950. «Writefag4» (Ugh. I'm just putting quotes around everyhing.)
  951. «Sunfire» I concentrate, and nearly unconsciously mumble something about the f-stop being completely wrong for one of the pictures.
  952. «Globebutt» You arrive at the checkout, and enter the nearest isle. The cashier seems to recoil.
  953. «HTBK» "Louder, Sunfire. The F-stop was wrong. Say that again."
  954. «Writefag4» "I'm really sorry about that. I knocked over your display in produce. Is it okay if I just pay double for these?" I set the bag on the counter.
  955. «HTBK» "What does that mean?"
  956. «Writefag4» "Oh no. Don't worry its just a costume. Or most of it is. My friends dyed my skin. We were at that convention."
  957. «Sunfire» "nngh... aperture setting or something-"
  958. «Writefag4» "Do you speak english?"
  959. «Sunfire» I feel like I have a splitting headache.
  960. «Globebutt» She blinks a few times. "I'm sorry. I don't understand good."
  961. «HTBK» "Focus. Aperture setting. Why was the photograph wrong?"
  962. «Globebutt» Her accent is impossible to ignore.
  963. «Sunfire» "--drunk and kept shooting completely different subjects without adjusting for the differences..."
  964. «Writefag4» I get out my Duechmarks and take a guess at the costs. Holding up a bill. "Hat." Another one "Apples". A third. "Damages." I set them all down. "Keep the change."
  965. «Sunfire» (euros excuse me)
  966. «Globebutt» ...I was gonna say, where the fuck did you get those from? Never said you were a money collector.
  967. «Writefag4» (Oh thats right. Too much TF2 for me it seems.)
  968. «Writefag4» Eruos.
  969. «HTBK» "You were drunk. You took sloppy photos. What were you photographing?"
  970. «Globebutt» How expensive was the hat, how much were the apples each, and how much money did you set down?
  971. «Writefag4» (I can't into Eruo.)
  972. «Globebutt» (About 1.5 times the cost in dollars, though food is normally more expensive outside America.)
  973. «Sunfire» I squint at the picture. "Macro shot of someone's beer at a room party, with a focal point better for portraits."
  974. «Writefag4» I'm going to say I set down enough for the hat but forgot tax. For the apples I probably overestimated their cost and then doubled it. Theres probably about 5 eruo's extra on the table.
  975. «Globebutt» Impossible; tax is included in most countries outside the backwater United States. :V
  976. «HTBK» (they still do it down here.)
  977. «Globebutt» (Seriously, they should change it. Easiest economic stimulus plan.)
  978. «Writefag4» Oh then I was fine on that and probably paid even more for apples.
  979. «Egg_Discord» I stare intently at Sun, hoping that he'll remember more things as he views these.
  980. «Writefag4» I bag my own stuff and leave.
  981. «HTBK» "Exactly, Sun. I wasn't there. You had two legs. You were taller. remember that?"
  982. «Sunfire» "Man, I suck at taking pictures. Why do people pay me money for this, again?"
  983. «Globebutt» The woman, still frightened, grabs the hat and scans it, before taking the money and putting it in the drawer.
  984. «HTBK» "Because you're okay when you're not drunk."
  985. «Globebutt» "Danke schön," she says with a quaver in her voice.
  986. «Sunfire» "Am I drunk now?"
  987. «Egg_Discord» "Because you are an amazing photographer, that's why. You've taken some of the most awesome photos I've seen in my life."
  988. «Writefag4» I bow slightly and back out of the store and go back to the van.
  989. «HTBK» "No. You're not drunk. And you're not a pony. Is it making sense?"
  990. «Globebutt» (-1 PON for progress so far.)
  991. «HTBK» (A whole 1?)
  992. «Sunfire» I sigh. "Show me more of them."
  993. «HTBK» "Next picture, Egg."
  994. «Writefag4» I open the car door and slip inside. "Germany is terrible."
  995. «Sunfire» (brb sec)
  996. «Egg_Discord» I begin cycling through them, waiting for Sun or HT to stop me.
  997. «Globebutt» (I'm gonna say yes. It seems a bit early on to lose someone, so I'm feeling generous.)
  998. «HTBK» (Yay.)
  999. «HTBK» "Write, do you have my hat?"
  1000. «Egg_Discord» "Thank god you're here, Write. Sun was starting to lose it."
  1001. «Sunfire» "Wait!" I call out when it's on one of the self-shots from the dumb project.
  1002. «Ewo»  joined the chat.
  1003. «Writefag4» "Uh yeah." I pull it out. "It was the only kind they had. Probably for tourists."
  1004. «Globebutt» The face looks familiar, but you can't put a name to it.
  1005. «HTBK» "Good. If I try to put it on, slap me."
  1006. «Writefag4» I glance at the tag. "Made in..."
  1007. «HTBK» "If I beg, slap me."
  1008. «HTBK» "If I try to steal it, slap me twice."
  1009. «Egg_Discord» I stop right on the self shot, expecting him to go one about it.
  1010. «Sunfire» I look unsure. "Help me on this one, guys."
  1011. «Writefag4» "Wait I thought you wanted this?"
  1012. «HTBK» "Sunfire. That's what we called you, anyway."
  1013. «HTBK» "I did, Write. If I ask for it, try to wear it, beg, plead, bitch, or offer you sexual favors for it, slap me."
  1014. «Egg_Discord» "Sun, that's what you look like. Write, that's the pony in HT talking. Do as he says and give me the hat for safekeeping."
  1015. «Writefag4» "Then why did I buy it?"
  1016. «Sunfire» "Sunfire..." I run the name through my head.
  1017. «TwiAnon»  joined the chat.
  1018. «Writefag4» "Should I just throw it out the window?"
  1019. «HTBK» "I don't bloody know. Don't...don't throw it away."
  1020. «HTBK» "Leave it in the back."
  1021. «HTBK» "Or...no, no.
  1022. «Globebutt» It would be a shame to throw such a thing away. (Hello, TwiAnon. Someone want to brief her?)
  1023. «HTBK» "Keep it on the dash."
  1024. «HTBK» "And smack me if I go for it."
  1025. «HTBK» "Until it stops being fun."
  1026. «Egg_Discord» "If we throw it out and he goes nuts, we'll be in deep shit."
  1027. «HTBK» (Hey Twi. We're Rp'ing idiots in Germany who got partially-ponified.)
  1028. «Writefag4» "I um. I guess I've been missing some stuff." I set it on the dash.
  1029. «Sunfire» (nearly completely but working on undoing that with the help of frens)
  1030. «Egg_Discord» (alright, Twi, so basically this is a game where we wake up in the process of turning into ponies. The goal is to find a way to change back and not go full pony.)
  1031. «HTBK» "Sunfire. That's your name."
  1032. «HTBK» "Strawberry was what you called yourself this morning."
  1033. «Globebutt» (They're in the parking lot of an Aldi Süd in a small town in Bavaria at the moment.)
  1034. «Writefag4» (Is this where donuts come from?)
  1035. «Egg_Discord» I nudge HT and shake my head, silently indication that he shouldn't even mention the name Strawberry."
  1036. «HTBK» I nod a moment later.
  1037. «Sunfire» "Sunfire. Sunfire..." I just sort of keep mumbling that name to the abyss of the mind.
  1038. «Globebutt» (Bavaria is where pretzels, lederhosen, alpenhorns, and the strongest support for the Nazi party came from.)
  1039. «Writefag4» (Not Bavarian cream?)
  1040. «HTBK» "And my name is Harry Truman Ezekiel Jebediah Ciaphas Hussein Black. Give or take."
  1041. «Globebutt» (I'm not sure about doughnuts. Probably.)
  1042. «Writefag4» "So where to now? I'd like to get driving."
  1043. «Egg_Discord» "And you remember me, right? I'm Egg Discord."
  1044. «HTBK» "The convention. We're doing to the convention."
  1045. «Writefag4» I glance nerviously out the window. Is anyone following me."
  1046. «Egg_Discord» "There's gotta be something at the con we can use."
  1047. «HTBK» "That's right, Sunfire. You were a human, with a camera, and you got wasted."
  1048. «HTBK» "You woke up like this. We're not staying this way."
  1049. «Sunfire» "Oh, right! The convention! That was a lot of fun, right? Yeah, I got tore up pretty bad."
  1050. «Writefag4» "Convention center? Okay. Its going to be a longer trip."
  1051. «Globebutt» The convention ended two days ago, but if you want to go to Stuttgart, you're going to have to return the rental in Walderheim and take the train from there, or risk it driving on the Autobahn.
  1052. «HTBK» God damn. Wait, a whole two days?
  1053. «Sunfire» (I don't know where any of these places are~)
  1054. «HTBK» I check my memory. Did we anger any gypsies, run over any fences, or spit on the hospitality of any farmer-types?
  1055. «Globebutt» (Irrelevant, Sunfire! You're with Master! Master will know where to go.)
  1056. «Sunfire» (Shush you.)
  1057. «Writefag4» "Well. Do we steal this car and head there directly or return this like good littler tourists?
  1058. «Sunfire» (Also, you never pick up on my hints to possibly comment on my situation.)
  1059. «Globebutt» You don't remember any of that, HT.
  1060. «HTBK» "Yeah. we went to the pony convention, because we were humans. Clear?"
  1061. «Sunfire» I search through my memories of the convention.
  1062. «Globebutt» The convention ended Sunday afternoon, and it's Tuesday morning now.
  1063. «Egg_Discord» "I don't remember pissing anyone off on our way here. Either way, I think the car may be our safest bet right now. Stealing or not, we can't go out in public like this. It's not like they have a tracking device in the van, right?"
  1064. «HTBK» Did we stop by any horse-themed restaurants? Attend any weird parties? Witness any mass suicides? Raid the toy store of the damned?
  1065. «Globebutt» You didn't raid the toy store of the damned, but HT did buy a nice plushie. (Nurse Redheart, for the record.)
  1066. «HTBK» Did we...*gasp*...look directly into the eyes of a Fluttershy fursuit?
  1067. «Writefag4» "Of course they do. Wouldn't you if you were renting out a car. Lets just drive it. We still have it for a few days."
  1068. «Globebutt» There were no fursuiters dressed as Yellowquiet, either. Not even at that crazy party Sunday night.
  1069. «Egg_Discord» "Sounds good to me. HT, Sun, you guys cool with borrowing the van for a little longer?"
  1070. «Writefag4» "Right I think we do anyway." I start keying in the destinations on the GPS.
  1071. «Writefag4» I have no idea how we'd explain this on the train.
  1072. «HTBK» "Crazy party Sunday night, plushie...shit, did you guys grab a Nurse Redheart doll on the way out?"
  1073. «Sunfire» "Sure, whatever, that sounds good. We gotta do what we can to get this mess sorted out."
  1074. «Writefag4» "2 furries. 2 ponies and 1 sleeping dude."
  1075. «HTBK» "..."
  1076. «HTBK» I crack up despite myself.
  1077. «HTBK» "Pffft. You *do* like like ghetto furries."
  1078. «Globebutt» (Mein Gott, Mutter! Ist ein pony!)
  1079. «Globebutt» Quake snores loudly, almost as if on cue.
  1080. «Writefag4» Okay. I start driving. How fuel efficent is this thing how far do we get on one tank?
  1081. «TwiAnon» (So uh... where do I post my stats?)
  1082. «HTBK» (Du weißt, ich hasse Phantasie, mein Sohn.)
  1083. «HTBK» (Rightabouts here, Twi.)
  1084. «Globebutt» All right, pause for a moment.
  1085. «TwiAnon» (Okay)
  1086. «Globebutt» Dump 'em here, I'll write you in, have you roll pony and ponification level, and try to work you into the plot.
  1087. «Sunfire» (Also Globe is not impressed by me reciting various things about my character's background apparently.)
  1088. «Writefag4» (Could we maybe pick you up at a gas station? We'll probably have to stop.)
  1089. «Globebutt» ...Maybe after dinner, though?
  1090. «Sunfire» (Because I dunno what else to do.)
  1091. «Globebutt» I took your pony level back a whole thing, Sun. I just didn't get to read them all in detail because Write was getting apples stuck on her horn at the same time.
  1092. «Writefag4» (I can help Twi set up a character if you want to go eat.)
  1093. «HTBK» (as can I.)
  1094. «Sunfire» (was trying to get it below 8 >.>)
  1095. «TwiAnon» (That would be awesome.)
  1096. «Writefag4» (Oh I just noticed the Skeleton ghost on the first pony. 2Spooky)
  1097. «HTBK» (So, Twi. Do you want me, the mysterious sadist from nowhere, or Writefag, the honest dependable everyman who you've known?)
  1098. «Globebutt» (D20 for pone. It's your choice if 19 or 20. Reroll if 9, 16, 10, 4, or 12.)
  1099. «Ewo» (I kinda want to have a character)
  1100. «HTBK» (You know, Ewo, it's nice when you mention these things beforehand.)
  1101. «Globebutt» Roll one up, then. Adding in batches is easier.
  1102. «Writefag4» (Oh you're back. You can make one too probably.)
  1103. «TwiAnon» (I like Writefag4, they are familiar to me.)
  1104. «Writefag4» It doesn't really matter who it is.
  1105. «HTBK» Are we officially adjourned for dinner right now?
  1106. «Sunfire» I believe so, yeah.
  1107. «Egg_Discord» Indeed we are.
  1108. «Globebutt» You mean you like Will-o-Wisp, or Writefag?
  1109. «Writefag4» You have 6 stats: Athletics, Charisma, Stealth, Talent, and Reaction. You also have Mental fortitude.
  1110. «Ewo» (I'm sorry, I just didn't know when to bring it up and I was debating whether or not to)
  1111. «HTBK» Very good then.
  1112. «Sunfire» Just whenever would have been fine, it'd be a matter of how to work you into the story.
  1113. «Writefag4» Most is pretty simple. Reaction is more combat ability. Talent is how good you'll be at pony things.
  1114. «Globebutt» Yeah, I'm on lunch break. (Just remember, HT; 21 point buy this time.)
  1115. «Writefag4» Mental Fortitude is how well you restist pony impulses.
  1116. «TwiAnon» (How many points do I get to spend in Stats?)
  1117. «HTBK» Yeah, 21. I think Write's got this.
  1118. «HTBK» 21, Twi.
  1119. «Writefag4» 21. But no stat can be 0.
  1120. «TwiAnon» (Thanks.)
  1121. «Writefag4» Also 10 is the max except for Fort which is 5.
  1122. «HTBK» We took out the freebies?
  1123. «Writefag4» So no making yourself mind shielded.
  1124. «Globebutt» It's factored in.
  1125. «Sunfire» Just flattened it in a way that it makes sense to explain
  1126. «HTBK» Oh, good point. I should edit that in.
  1127. «Sunfire» the sum of your stats have to add up to 21
  1128. «Globebutt» Arright. Actually leaving now.
  1129. «Sunfire» as a way of phrasing it
  1130. «TwiAnon» (Am totally going to self insert in this and I don't even care.)
  1131. «TwiAnon» (That feel when DM gives me someone else's pony)
  1132. «Writefag4» So like Write has: ATH 2, Cha, 6, Stealth: 3, Talent 6, Reaction 1, and Mental fortitude of 3.
  1133. «Writefag4» High mental is probably the most useful since it'll help slow the transformation but its up to you.
  1134. «Sunfire» for this game we've been just using the gallery of random OCs found on the internet
  1135. «Writefag4» You'll get a random one of those.
  1136. «TwiAnon» Word.
  1137. «Writefag4» You'll also be a random amount that pony. It depends on your hidden PON score.
  1138. «Sunfire» In this game I am ice cream pone (third picture)
  1139. «HTBK» Everyone else self-inserted last game.
  1140. «HTBK» I appear to be hatpone.
  1141. «Sunfire» "hidden" you can keep track of it
  1142. «TwiAnon» A lot of these OCs looking fucking horrifying
  1143. «TwiAnon» look*
  1144. «Writefag4» I think I'm 2Spooky down there. Hard to tell.
  1145. «Sunfire» and it is often somewhat desirable to know what it is about at for the mental behaviors on the higher end.
  1146. «Sunfire» The game punishes you for wanting to act adorable though
  1147. «Writefag4» And yes some aren't as good. Once we get to 20 I'm assuming we'll start pruning the less desireable ones replacing them with better ones.
  1148. «Egg_Discord» I'm pony Wreck-it-Ralph
  1149. «Writefag4» But if the pool is too small you could probably work out which one you were too easily.
  1150. «Sunfire» also in this game when rolling initial PON I have to get a 6. Always.
  1151. «Writefag4» You're halfway there anyway.
  1152. «Sunfire» I even got it again when globe gave me a reroll on it
  1153. «HTBK» Just like Jared.
  1154. «Sunfire» i've never not been the little pone
  1155. «Sunfire» but that's okay.
  1156. «Egg_Discord» I've never even been full pone. Last time, I started off human, and only my genitals, tail, hair and eyes changed.
  1157. «Sunfire» I'm blaming HT for my downward spiral though
  1158. «TwiAnon» So
  1159. «TwiAnon» Like this?
  1160. «TwiAnon» HUMAN Name: Alex Race: Caucasian Age: 26 Sex: Male Background: Just another bored human being, making ends meet relatively well as a call center representative. Is a bit willful and can act contrary for the sake of disagreeing. Alex behaves haphazardly and every aspect of their person reflects that, right down to the poorly matched clothing. SKILLS Athletics: 2 Stealth: 4 Charisma: 4 Fortitude: 4 Talent: 5 Reaction: 2
  1161. «Sunfire» although I drug HT down with
  1162. «Writefag4» Seems good. Though we might end up just calling you by your handle. Easier that way.
  1163. «Sunfire» yeah, it's unfortunately easier to know who is being talked about if we just use handles
  1164. «TwiAnon» That's fine too
  1165. «Ewo» I'll just kind of copy that template if that's alright
  1166. «TwiAnon» It's fine with me
  1167. «TwiAnon» D'awww
  1168. «TwiAnon» That blue pony with the moon Cutie Mark and braids is pretty adorable
  1169. «TwiAnon» So there IS hope for some OCs x:
  1170. «Writefag4» You're pretty much set then. Once globe gets back you'll need to roll a d20 and a d6 to see how pony you start.
  1171. «Sunfire» oh and our roller thing
  1172. «Sunfire» http://rolz.org/group
  1173. «Sunfire» join group WU, AH
  1174. «Globebutt» Do it now.
  1175. «Globebutt» Did Ewo roll up anything?
  1176. «Ewo» I've got it, just need to move it here
  1177. «Writefag4» Not yet.
  1178. «Globebutt» And TwiAnon, if you want people to call you Alex, you'll probably have to rejoin as such.
  1179. «Globebutt» (I suggest opening a new tab, then closing this one.)
  1180. «TwiAnon»  left the chat.
  1181. «Alex»  joined the chat.
  1182. «Alex» I joined room WU,AH
  1183. «Globebutt» Perfecto.
  1184. «Globebutt» space between comma and A
  1185. «Alex» Oh
  1186. «Ewo» Name: Ewo|Race: Caucasian|Age: 18|Sex: Male|Background: A hardly employed human with really bad money skills, he tends to switch between being really introverted and somewhat annoying. He pretty much only wears jeans and a white hoodie.|Skills: Athletics: 3, Stealth: 3, Charisma: 4, Fortitude: 3, Talent: 6, Reaction: 2
  1187. «Alex» And a D6?
  1188. «HTBK» Yep.
  1189. «HTBK» Role yo D6.
  1190. «Alex» Oh man
  1191. «Alex» I'm far along
  1192. «HTBK» Not *too* far.
  1193. «Writefag4» (At this point I don't think anyone is under a 4.)
  1194. «Globebutt» Pretty far along.
  1195. «Sunfire» 8 like me is "pretty far along"
  1196. «Sunfire» I was at 9
  1197. «Globebutt» Quake is, but he's in a coma.
  1198. «Egg_Discord» (What's my level so for, Globe?)
  1199. «Globebutt» He really hit the sauce.
  1200. «Writefag4» (How does he sleep?)
  1201. «Egg_Discord» (*far)
  1202. «Globebutt» 4.9.
  1203. «Egg_Discord» (alright.)
  1204. «Writefag4» Suprisingly the guy with a 2 shot down to 8.
  1205. «Writefag4» Or did HTBK start with 3?
  1206. «HTBK» I started with 3, and I think I'm only at 6-and-change.
  1207. «Writefag4» (nevermind its not important.)
  1208. «Globebutt» Started with 3. Is now at 6.8.
  1209. «HTBK» Ah, I was off by one.
  1210. «Sunfire» I think my playstyle is just prone to pushing it to the limit
  1211. «Sunfire» because >am pone >be cute
  1212. «HTBK» You should've seen Jared.
  1213. «Globebutt» Oh, man.
  1214. «HTBK» >Am pone> be cute> start making the puppy eyes and attempting suicide unless he gets cuddles
  1215. «Alex» Anyone in here actually have Fortitude 5?
  1216. «Globebutt» ...Does anyone have his texting page still up?
  1217. «Globebutt» Most of 'em do.
  1218. «Sunfire» I do
  1219. «Alex» Also, how do you 'lose' ponification levels?
  1220. «Sunfire» (to fort 5)
  1221. «Writefag4» Its hard to lose them before 6 but it takes a lot of talking to at that point.
  1222. «Sunfire» do things that trigger reinforcement of human identity
  1223. «Globebutt» I only had three last time. I kind of suffered for it. I was at 7 point something last count.
  1224. «Writefag4» I've never seen anyone go back up above 6 I think.
  1225. «HTBK» I have fort 5. And my hidden GM's manual says...touching heart-to-hearts, doing things to enforce human identity...
  1226. «HTBK» And buckets of icewater and electroshock therapy.
  1227. «Alex» There is a hidden GM manual?
  1228. «HTBK» And sometimes bitchslaps.
  1229. «Alex» Can I see it after?
  1230. «Alex» I may wish to run this for friends
  1231. «HTBK» Sure, Alex. But...
  1232. «HTBK» ...Huh.
  1233. «HTBK» Okay, sure.
  1234. «Writefag4» Ewo? You still here?
  1235. «HTBK» It's just guidelines for pone levels and whatever.
  1236. «Globebutt» Well, there's really just the rules page. Otherwise, we're makin' shit up as we go.
  1237. «Alex» That sounds like useful info to me
  1238. «Sunfire» jared said he'd be on around 8 or so
  1239. «Sunfire» on the text polling thing
  1240. «Globebutt» (The Klingons and the Romulans will pose no threat to us~)
  1241. «Writefag4» What time zone?
  1242. «Globebutt» Okay, coo'.
  1243. «HTBK» 1—No physical changes, minimal mental changes; urges can only be triggered by strong stimuli. 2—Hair and eyes, along with small changes to sensory organs. 3—Physical changes have hit the halfway, now. That means genitals, ears, and tail. 4—This is where things get harder to conceal. Fur, flattened out teeth. Wear a jacket. 5—Vestigial wings and initial loss of dexterity. Oooh dear. 6—WHOOOOOOA WE HALFWAY THEERE. In otherwords, poni'd physically. Here on out it's mental. Rule of thumb says 7 is memory loss, 8 is when they pick a master, 9 is the 11th hour, and 10 is gone unless you do something hilariously drastic.
  1244. «Globebutt» EST; GMT-5.
  1245. «HTBK» ^The biggun
  1246. «Alex» Thanks
  1247. «HTBK» Feel free to alter/disregard that, by the way.
  1248. «Alex» Okay.
  1249. «HTBK» Everything but the G-doc is optional.
  1250. «HTBK» Anyway.
  1251. «Writefag4» Also never go shopping. Ever. Produce sections are killer.
  1252. «Sunfire» I've been trying to play the table straight
  1253. «Sunfire» It's a slippery slope
  1254. «HTBK» Produce sections are killer, yeah.
  1255. «HTBK» And so was the coffee.
  1256. «Globebutt» No need to tell ,Jitterbeans.
  1257. «HTBK» I wonder if the next time we visit the inserts should be, like, resident Evil 2.
  1258. «HTBK» But with pone instead of zombies.
  1259. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  1260. «Alex» >shaves, dons disguise, goes into work anyway trying to cover excess apendages
  1261. «Globebutt» This look right?
  1262. «Alex» I LOSE LEVEL NOW!?
  1263. «Alex» Looks good to me
  1264. «HTBK» *Unfortunately you work at a farm. BAD END*
  1265. «Globebutt» Well, HT already tried shaving. I wasn't ready to make an unprecidented move like giving humanity points before six pony points, so.
  1266. «Globebutt» Ewo, good with you?
  1267. «Ewo» Yep
  1268. «Globebutt» Then we go!
  1269. «Writefag4» I assume group A is just driving at the moment.
  1270. «Globebutt» Assuming everyone's here. Roll call. Alex, Ewo, HT are already here. W4, Sun, Egg?
  1271. «Writefag4» (Unless you want them to catch us outside the store.)
  1272. «Egg_Discord» (ready when you are)
  1273. «HTBK» Red five, ready.
  1274. «Writefag4» (Charge me Doktor)
  1275. «Sunfire» Do I still have to be Strawberry?
  1276. «Alex» (ready)
  1277. «Sunfire» (brb sec)
  1278. «Globebutt» (Ja vohl!)
  1279. «Ewo» I'm here
  1280. «Globebutt» (Well, yes, but HT isn't master any more.)
  1281. «Egg_Discord» (I hope I don't go any more pone, because Sun and I might.. you know.)
  1282. «Globebutt» So. You all head for the Autobahn, yes?
  1283. «Writefag4» (Or the gas station if its convienent.)
  1284. «Sunfire» (das autobahnennnnnnenenennenennenennennen sprechen ze deutsch wunderbar)
  1285. «Globebutt» Lucky you! There's a gas station right before the highway. Not much else around, except for forest and pastureland.
  1286. «Globebutt» Filled with cows and horses.
  1287. «HTBK» (I hope I don't get any more, because sun and I might...but...lesbian.)
  1288. «Globebutt» (Lesbian butts, eh.)
  1289. «Writefag4» (I'm saying if its a convient place to meet them.)
  1290. «Globebutt» So you weren't looking to refuel?
  1291. «Egg_Discord» (We probably should. Autobahn's quite a ways away, Write.)
  1292. «Writefag4» (Its up to you. Unless you plan for us to meet in a car crash the gas station might be a good place to meet the other two. Unless you plan for us to meet them closer to the con.)
  1293. «Alex» (I'm almost 100% pony, why would I be hanging out at a gas station? XD)
  1294. «Writefag4» (You need fuel for your vehicle?)
  1295. «Alex» (I can drive?)
  1296. «Writefag4» (I'm assuming you and Ewo are together for some rason.)
  1297. «Writefag4» (Neither of you should it looks like.) Okay stragiht for wherever the gas meter tells us.
  1298. «Globebutt» You can drive at ponification level five.
  1299. «Globebutt» I speak from Jitterbeans' personal experience.
  1300. «HTBK» (You definitely can.)
  1301. «Globebutt» You can also chew coffee beans. It's quite tasty and she could highly recommend it.
  1302. «Egg_Discord» (Yes.)
  1303. «HTBK» (Oh yes)
  1304. «HTBK» (Also, Write is best master.)
  1305. «Sunfire» (HT just accelerates your ponification.)
  1306. «HTBK» ^How to turn the entire party into a brawl.
  1307. «Sunfire» (anyway. focus!)
  1308. «Writefag4» (Huh. Write is totally an enabler. He just keeps you locked between 7 and 8.)
  1309. «Egg_Discord» "I'm gonna go in for snacks. I can pass off being sun burnt right now. You guys want anything in here?"
  1310. «HTBK» "Beef Jerky. For all of us."
  1311. «Sunfire» "Ice cream!" I happily chime in.
  1312. «Writefag4» "No, I"m good." I glance down at the bag of apples.
  1313. «Globebutt» Those are some mighty fine apples, Writefag.
  1314. «Writefag4» I already ate one.
  1315. «Sunfire» (oh god why do you have apples in the party van)
  1316. «Globebutt» And Egg, are you sure that your ears and tail will come off as "normal"?
  1317. «Globebutt» There is a hat in the car.
  1318. «Globebutt» You might try it on.
  1319. «Writefag4» I suppose that one that I speared might go bad soon if I don't eat it.
  1320. «HTBK» "..."
  1321. «HTBK» "Egg. Egg, don't go."
  1322. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. I'll be back." I then walk inside, making sure I wear the tourist hat with my tail tucked in.
  1323. «Egg_Discord» I stop. "What's the matter, HT?"
  1324. «Globebutt» HT is clearly upset.
  1325. «HTBK» "Writefag, are you gonna take over bitchslap duties?"
  1326. «Globebutt» Her master is leaving, and he's taking the hat!
  1327. «Writefag4» Yeah. Sure. I can do that.
  1328. «HTBK» ...
  1329. «Writefag4» "I took a course on pimpslapping online. Should be able to handle it."
  1330. «Egg_Discord» "...You want the hat, don't you?"
  1331. «HTBK» "Just...just take it..."
  1332. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. You want me to smack you before I go?"
  1333. «Globebutt» (o bby)
  1334. «HTBK» "...No."
  1335. «Writefag4» "Just go."
  1336. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, alright." I leave for the mini store to grab beef jerky, ice cream, and some tasty Doritos.
  1337. «HTBK» "..."
  1338. «HTBK» My eye twitches again.
  1339. «Writefag4» I glance down. "You holding up?"
  1340. «Globebutt» The sight of the jerky's off-putting at best. You sure you really wanna grab that?
  1341. «HTBK» "..."
  1342. «Sunfire» I just sit in silence, glancing around. The headache has relieved itself somewhat, which makes me seem happier.
  1343. «HTBK» "GIMME BACK MY HAT YOU BASTARD"
  1344. «HTBK» I throw myself at the car door with a *thud*.
  1345. «Writefag4» Its slappin time!
  1346. «Sunfire» "Hey! Calm down!"
  1347. «Globebutt» The car door produces an equal and opposite "thud" to the one made by Freeze.
  1348. «Writefag4» Roll for reflex pony!
  1349. «Sunfire» (wait what)
  1350. «Globebutt» You gettin' slapped.
  1351. «HTBK» 10. Hatpone gets a bitchslap.
  1352. «Egg_Discord» I grab the ice cream and Doritos, but I pause for a moment before grabbing the jerky anyway. I take it all up to the front counter. "How much will this be, man?"
  1353. «Writefag4» "Now I think you said to do it twice if you tried to steal it. We good?"
  1354. «Globebutt» The man scans the items without looking up, and places them all in a bag.
  1355. «Egg_Discord» (Ewo, Alex, now would be a good time to come in.)
  1356. «HTBK» I blink the stars out of my eyes. And then I look up at Write, eyes wide and lips quivering.
  1357. «Globebutt» "Zehn Euro, bitte," he responds.
  1358. «Writefag4» "Why do you even want it so much?"
  1359. «HTBK» "B-but the hat..."
  1360. «Globebutt» (I've got another entrance planned later in I think might be better.)
  1361. «Egg_Discord» I hand him the ten, without really understanding what he said.
  1362. «Globebutt» The answer should be obvious, Writefag!
  1363. «Globebutt» It's branded right there on her flank!
  1364. «HTBK» "It's...my hat..."
  1365. «HTBK» I make the puppy...pony...eyes.
  1366. «Writefag4» "No I bought it. Its my hat."
  1367. «HTBK» "...Can I have it?"
  1368. «Globebutt» "Danke," responds the cashier.
  1369. «Globebutt» He still hasn't looked at Egg yet.
  1370. «Writefag4» "You know. I don't want to slap you. You want to rethink that question?"
  1371. «Sunfire» I just cover my ears and try to ignore HT and Write.
  1372. «HTBK» "..."
  1373. «HTBK» I sigh and slink back to the passenger seat, where I take my place by Sun.
  1374. «HTBK» "Fine..."
  1375. «Egg_Discord» I give him a thumbs up and leave, doing my best to not let him see my face.
  1376. «Calc»  joined the chat.
  1377. «Writefag4» "Try to think if you really want it or just have some lust for it."
  1378. «Writefag4» "If you can think of a rational reason why you want it I might give it to you."
  1379. «Sunfire» (heyooo)
  1380. «Calc» This now the official chat?
  1381. «Egg_Discord» I then walk out of the store, only to see the scene unfold before me.
  1382. «Globebutt» (This is the RPG chat. We're playing WU,AH.)
  1383. «Egg_Discord» (Not really. This is the official Pony TF chat.)
  1384. «Writefag4» (No this is the RP chat. Todays topic. HATS)
  1385. «Sunfire» (This is a pone RP chat. The old one is still the official chat.)
  1386. «HTBK» (Yep. This is WU, AH.)
  1387. «HTBK» "I...want to..."
  1388. «Calc» (Right.. I'll keep this open then. And watch.)
  1389. «HTBK» He narrows his eyes.
  1390. «HTBK» "I want to...wear it?"
  1391. «Writefag4» "Why?"
  1392. «Globebutt» Damn straight, HT.
  1393. «Globebutt» It's what you were born for!
  1394. «Sunfire» "That's usually what you do with hats," I sarcastically chime in.
  1395. «Writefag4» "Because thats circular logic."
  1396. «Calc» (So.. What
  1397. «Calc» (What's going on?)
  1398. «Globebutt» You'd do well working for Robin Walker.
  1399. «HTBK» "No it's not. Wanting to wear a hat isn't circular logic, that's bootstrapping."
  1400. «Writefag4» (HTBK is pony. Want hat.)
  1401. «HTBK» At the thought of Robin Walker, I have to suppress a squee.
  1402. «Sunfire» (Egg is in a gas station convenience store buying some things, me, HT, Write... a snoozing Quake are in a van)
  1403. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  1404. «Writefag4» "Hmmm. I'll have to look that up. but it still doesn't seem to be a great argument. Why do you want to wear the hat/"
  1405. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  1406. «HTBK» "...Because I want to?"
  1407. «Sunfire» (woah I accidentally closed the chat.)
  1408. «HTBK» I cock my head. What a silly question.
  1409. «Egg_Discord» I hope they hurry up soon, because the ice cream is going to melt soon.
  1410. «Writefag4» I sigh.
  1411. «Globebutt» Egg can't see too well through the lightly tinted windows, but your Writefag and HTBK are arguing up a storm.
  1412. «Globebutt» err
  1413. «Writefag4» "Is there a reason you want the hat or it only because its what you're got tattooed on your butt?
  1414. «Globebutt» Forget the "Your writefag". That was a typo, not an implication.
  1415. «Sunfire» "Where's Egg and my damn ice cream..."
  1416. «Writefag4» I turn to look outside.
  1417. «HTBK» "Do I have a..."
  1418. «HTBK» I check my flank.
  1419. «HTBK» "...Dear God, it all makes sense."
  1420. «Writefag4» "Don't just stand there. STALKER"
  1421. «Egg_Discord» "Fine." I open the door and set the food inside, handing the jerky and ice cream up front. Meanwhile, I open up my sweet crunchy cheesy goodness.
  1422. «Writefag4» I pause a moment and check myself.
  1423. «HTBK» I take a moment to stare at my flank, and then I bite my lip. My ears are flat against my head, and then:
  1424. «HTBK» "WHAT KIND OF BITCH-ASS HONKY FAGGOT WEARS A HAT FOR A SPECIAL TALENT?!"
  1425. «Writefag4» (Oh jesus. Thers the hat its on his head.)
  1426. «Egg_Discord» (Unlike you, though, I'm not afraid to smack a ho)
  1427. «Sunfire» I try to hold the tub of icecream between my hooves, but I struggle with figuring out how to open it.
  1428. «Globebutt» Roll fort.
  1429. «Sunfire» (3)
  1430. «Globebutt» You briefly consider smashing your way through the top of the tub, but quickly think better of it.
  1431. «HTBK» "Hmmph."
  1432. «Writefag4» (Could I make a Talent roll?)
  1433. «HTBK» I sit down right next to Sun, seething with anger.
  1434. «Globebutt» Sure. What's it for?
  1435. «HTBK» "A hat. A damn hat..."
  1436. «Writefag4» (To assist. while not paying attention.)
  1437. «Writefag4» I'm focused on the GPS. "Huh? Oh." I don't turn away but think about the tub opening.
  1438. «HTBK» "I have a *hat* on my butt!"
  1439. «HTBK» "That...*THAT* is the outside of enough!"
  1440. «Globebutt» But it's a very nice hat, HT.
  1441. «HTBK» That it is.
  1442. «Globebutt» It could have been a lot worse! Your special talent could have been radiators.
  1443. «Writefag4» (Does it open? Or am I not pony enough?)
  1444. «Globebutt» What was your roll?
  1445. «Writefag4» (4)
  1446. «Writefag4» (My talent is 6)
  1447. «Globebutt» (Six base, plus four.)
  1448. «Egg_Discord» I keep my eye on HT as I set the hat down. I WILL wreck his shit if he touches the hat and loses it again.
  1449. «mckinnley»  has locked the chat.
  1450. «Globebutt» A spooooky red glow envelops the top of Strawberry's ice cream tub, and it opens up, flips over, and lands neatly on the floor.
  1451. «Egg_Discord»  has unlocked the chat.
  1452. «Writefag4» "Right are we ready to go? I'd like to get there as soon as possible."
  1453. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  1454. «Globebutt» It's scary, but now Strawberry can get to her delicious, delectable ice cream!
  1455. «Sunfire» "Aah! What was that?"
  1456. «Globebutt» Fort check, Strawberry Freeze.
  1457. «Egg_Discord» All I can do is stare at what unfolded before me.
  1458. «Writefag4» "What was what?"
  1459. «Sunfire» (10)
  1460. «Sunfire» (fort checks are a losing prospect with me :|)
  1461. «Egg_Discord» "I... think you just opened Sun's ice cream with your mind..."
  1462. «Globebutt» You suddenly decide it really doesn't matter and start devouring the ice cream, sticking your face right in.
  1463. «mckinnley» (sorry for locking chat, meant to hit scroll lock)
  1464. «HTBK» That was cool. After a moment, I speak up.
  1465. «Globebutt» Damn, it tastes good. (What flavor was it?)
  1466. «HTBK» "Hey, Sun? can I have some?"
  1467. «Globebutt» (Also, roll PON.)
  1468. «Writefag4» "I uh. What?"
  1469. «Sunfire» (10 again. fuuuuck)
  1470. «Globebutt» You stop eating at once. Anything for Master!
  1471. «Writefag4» "Lets just. Go."
  1472. «Writefag4» (I don't want to keep anyone out of this for longer than we have to.)
  1473. «Sunfire» I offer the tub to HT without even finishing licking the bits left over on my chin. "Here you go, Master~"
  1474. «Egg_Discord» "Oh no. Not again!"
  1475. «HTBK» I let out a small giggle before following her lead and sticking my face in it.
  1476. «Globebutt» Writefag burns rubber as she peels out of the gas station lot.
  1477. «Writefag4» Autobahn. Prepare yourself.
  1478. «Calc» (How many points are each of the players on?)
  1479. «Writefag4» Or rather. Writefag prepare yourself for the Autobahn.
  1480. «Sunfire» (9.0 PON)
  1481. «Calc» (You're nearly gone Sunfire.)
  1482. «Egg_Discord» "Write! HT! Sun's losing it again!"
  1483. «Globebutt» (Nah, I took you back down to 7 for a while. You just went back up to 8 there.)
  1484. «Sunfire» (oh. okay. I would have appreciated knowing.)
  1485. «HTBK» As I pull my face out, I like my nose clean and poke Sun's chest.
  1486. «Sunfire» (8 is probably the most fun imo)
  1487. «HTBK» "you're a silly pony."
  1488. «Writefag4» "Should I pull over?"
  1489. «Sunfire» I giggle, grinning widely. "If you say so, Master."
  1490. «Egg_Discord» "We better! It looks like HT's going as well!"
  1491. «Globebutt» The road out of town isn't really any proper highway. It's more of a two-lane road, through twisty mountain passes and along high mountain lakes.
  1492. «HTBK» "...Going where?"
  1493. «Egg_Discord» "HT! You need to snap out of it! You're turning into a pony again!"
  1494. «Writefag4» "I pull over at the nearest stop. (As much as I'd like to attempt a telekinetic slap its probably not the best idea."
  1495. «HTBK» I look at my hoof and chuckles.
  1496. «HTBK» "No shit!"
  1497. «HTBK» I idly lick Sun's cheek.
  1498. «Egg_Discord» "HT! You're not a pony, though! You're a veterinarian! You're not even a girl!"
  1499. «Globebutt» It's about... let's say five minutes before you can find a place to stop.
  1500. «Sunfire» Chuckling as HT licks some of the ice cream residue off my cheek, I return a nuzzle and curl up with HT on the carseat.
  1501. «Globebutt» These /are/ the alps.
  1502. «HTBK» "Full-grown mare, thank you very much..."
  1503. «Globebutt» Roll fort, HT.
  1504. «Writefag4» "Hey HTBK.
  1505. «HTBK» (7.)
  1506. «Egg_Discord» I begin shaking both of them desperately. "No! You are a middle aged man who works with helping animals for a living!"
  1507. «HTBK» (3.)
  1508. «HTBK» I narrow my eyes.
  1509. «HTBK» "...Oh, yeah."
  1510. «Writefag4» "Nevermind." I swerve on the road.
  1511. «Globebutt» You do enjoy spending time with Strawberry, Sun Bonnet.
  1512. «Egg_Discord» "HT! Help me talk some sense into Sun!"
  1513. «HTBK» "But I'm Sun. Why am I going to be talking to myself?"
  1514. «Writefag4» (HT is sun)
  1515. «HTBK» I poke Egg's nose.
  1516. «HTBK» "Would you put me down?"
  1517. «Globebutt» Writefag4 is clearly confused.
  1518. «Writefag4» (Oh wait. Sunfire.)
  1519. «Writefag4» (There are two suns.)
  1520. «Egg_Discord» "Gah! No. YOu're HTBK, He's Sunfire, and the guy driving the van is Writefag4! Remember, man!"
  1521. «HTBK» (WU, AH: The Twin Suns.)
  1522. «Sunfire» I giggle at Egg's antics. "Master, are you alright?"
  1523. «Globebutt» (So who's on first?)
  1524. «HTBK» I roll my eyes and shoot a grin at Strawberry.
  1525. «Egg_Discord» (That's right, globe)
  1526. «HTBK» "I'm fine, Straw. Egg's just being silly again."
  1527. «Writefag4» Pull over stop hard. Anyone not buckeld in prepare to eat the seat in front of you.
  1528. «Egg_Discord» "Gah! I'm not getting anywhere with these two! Write, help me here!"
  1529. «Calc»  left the chat.
  1530. «HTBK» "WHOA NELLY"
  1531. «HTBK» I eat Dashboard, and land on the console with a *thud*.
  1532. «Globebutt» Ice cream and ponies smack against the dash!
  1533. «Sunfire» I cling onto the seat as hard as I can.
  1534. «Sunfire» (and fail at it)
  1535. «Writefag4» (Wait I thought you were in back?)
  1536. «Egg_Discord» I smack into the seat in front of me.)
  1537. «Sunfire» (HT and me were in shotgun. I was originally on HT's lap until that stopped existing)
  1538. «Writefag4» Oh. I probably wouldn't have done that then. Too dangerous.
  1539. «HTBK» I blink up at the ceiling, starry-eyed.
  1540. «HTBK» "...Did we crash?"
  1541. «Globebutt» Ponies and ice cream do not smack against the dash!
  1542. «Writefag4» My impression is you'd bounce off the back seat. (Sorry. We'll just go with it though.)
  1543. «HTBK» Oh. ALRIGHT THEN
  1544. «Writefag4» (Not go with it. Then.)
  1545. «Globebutt» Or they do! It's very confusing for all parties involved.
  1546. «Egg_Discord» "Write, if we don't do something fast, these two are gonna be gone!"
  1547. «Writefag4» I unbuckle and jump out the cardoor and immediately go for the trunk.
  1548. «Sunfire» (ponycrash superstate)
  1549. «HTBK» "...Egg? I want a..."
  1550. «Writefag4» "Just wait. I'm looking for something back here."
  1551. «Egg_Discord» "NO! I'm not hugging you!"
  1552. «HTBK» "I want a..."
  1553. «HTBK» "Neck brace and a CAT scan."
  1554. «Globebutt» There are countless things in the trunk.
  1555. «Globebutt» None of them are neck braces or CAT scans.
  1556. «HTBK» "Or...HORSE scan?"
  1557. «Writefag4» I'm specifically looking for passports.
  1558. «Egg_Discord» "...I'm sorry, HT. I don't think we packed either of those."
  1559. «Globebutt» Well. Where did everyone keep their passports?
  1560. «HTBK» "Oh, a hug. That would be good, except I think you'd splinter my marshmallowy vertebe."
  1561. «Globebutt» (I usually keep mine on my person, abroad.)
  1562. «Writefag4» Writefag has tucked his in his pocket.
  1563. «Egg_Discord» Mine is still in my pocket.
  1564. «HTBK» "...A ha ha ha. I'm made of Marshmallow."
  1565. «HTBK» "What the fuck."
  1566. «Egg_Discord» "If I hug you, HT, you'll only get worse. Try to remember who you are. What do you do for a living?"
  1567. «Writefag4» Really I'm looking for Sun's and HT's.
  1568. «Sunfire» "E-everypony okay?" I mumble and shake my head.
  1569. «Globebutt» You look at horses for a living!
  1570. «HTBK» "I'm a doctor, Egg. Equine and small animal."
  1571. «Globebutt» Especially small equines.
  1572. «HTBK» "Everyone's fine, Straw..."
  1573. «Writefag4» (Rolling to find.)
  1574. «Egg_Discord» "That's almost right. But what kind of doctor are you? What kind of patients do you look at?"
  1575. «Writefag4» (3)
  1576. «HTBK» "Dogs, cats, ponies..."
  1577. «HTBK» "This one time, we gave a laborador some knockout juice, right?"
  1578. «Sunfire» I examine the state of the ice cream.
  1579. «HTBK» "Turns out, it was that really hallucinogenic stuff we use for transplants."
  1580. «Egg_Discord» "That's right, HT. What kind of doctor looks at animals for a living?"
  1581. «HTBK» "That thing was high as a kite for days..."
  1582. «Globebutt» Sun, HT? Where did you keep your passports?
  1583. «Calc»  joined the chat.
  1584. «HTBK» "An...animal Doctor?"
  1585. «HTBK» My passport would have been in my pants.
  1586. «Egg_Discord» "Close, but what's the official term?"
  1587. «Sunfire» Generically, in my stuff. Probably in one of those money belt things
  1588. «Egg_Discord» "It starts with a v."
  1589. «HTBK» "...Doctor of veterinary medicine?"
  1590. «Writefag4» (I find suns then. HTBK's is under his seat probally with his clothes.)
  1591. «HTBK» "Wait, no, that's a D."
  1592. «Globebutt» So we can assume safely it's in your luggage and Writefag safely finds it. Is this before or after she runs into a plushie or two?
  1593. «Writefag4» I slam the back shut.
  1594. «HTBK» I'm going to say...before?
  1595. «HTBK» I mean, after.
  1596. «Writefag4» What?
  1597. «HTBK» Pants-checking, and all.
  1598. «Egg_Discord» "You were close. Veterinary. What's the noun form of that word?"
  1599. «Globebutt» The ice cream has melted a little, and some of it's spilled. Thankfully, though, it's solid enough that most of it's still there.
  1600. «HTBK» "Veterinarian, but I prefer being called a doctor."
  1601. «HTBK» "Oooh, did I ever tell you about eye surgery?"
  1602. «Sunfire» I mourn the spilt ice cream.
  1603. «HTBK» "I literally have to cut open their eyes with miniature buzz saws!"
  1604. «Writefag4» I come around to the side door and open it.
  1605. «Egg_Discord» I grimace at the thought of it, but it's helping him remember. "Tell me all about it, Doctor."
  1606. «Globebutt» Your sad pony tears are a moving tribute to the delicious taste of sweetened chilled cow's milk.
  1607. «Writefag4» 'ice' cold I grab the bucket and set it on top of the van.
  1608. «Globebutt» The thought of miniature buzz saws interests you at least, Egg.
  1609. «Writefag4» I give a glance back to Quake.
  1610. «Writefag4» Maybe he's dead all this time and its just a recording of snoring.
  1611. «HTBK» "Oh, yes. You cut it open and you put the patient down on the table, see? And someone else uses the breathing machine, so I take this magnifying glass and my saw, and I cut open the eyes. Did you know that if you're careful, you can cut the layers of the eye apart? You can. So I have to cut open the cornea and I insert a small jackhammer, and do away the cataracts..."
  1612. «Globebutt» Jackhammers! Man, you love jackhammers!
  1613. «HTBK» "Ooh, ooh, and cherry eye. I have to actually cut open the eye itself, and tuck the inflamed flesh back into it!"
  1614. «Egg_Discord» No I don't. I don't work in construction.
  1615. «Writefag4» "Okay sun. What happened back here."
  1616. «HTBK» "So right now, you could have a bunch of little eye bits inside you!"
  1617. «Globebutt» You sure wish you did, though! You should quit your old day job.
  1618. «HTBK» "Like, you have a piece of eye, inside your eye! It's like...Eye-ception!"
  1619. «Egg_Discord» How can I do construction work, though? I can't even lift a jackhammer, let alone use one.
  1620. «Sunfire» I'd rather not listen to Master talk about gross things like this, but still... have to 'cause Master.
  1621. «Sunfire» Not responding to Write if he's addressing me.
  1622. «Writefag4» "Sunfire. I snap my fingers in front of her face."
  1623. «Egg_Discord» "That... interesting, but most importantly, do you remember your name?"
  1624. «HTBK» "Me, Write? Oh, it's...oh dear, Straw."
  1625. «Globebutt» Sure you can! You're not that scrawny. Just look at your arms!
  1626. «HTBK» I crane my head. Delicious pony tears are bad.
  1627. «HTBK» "Oh dear, oh dear. Are you okay, Straw?"
  1628. «Egg_Discord» Well, they aren't exactly weak, but they're definitely not buff either.
  1629. «Sunfire» "...some of the ice cream spilled" I manage to get out, sniffling.
  1630. «Globebutt» (I thought we were going with Sun Bonnet. Are we going with Straw Bonnet now?)
  1631. «Egg_Discord» "HT, focus on me right now! Tell me your mane!"
  1632. «HTBK» "Oh no..."
  1633. «HTBK» "Egg, hold on, Straw needs me."
  1634. «HTBK» I wriggle around on the console into the passenger seat.
  1635. «Writefag4» "Sunfire. Over here." I turn to HTBK "I've got this. Talk to Egg."
  1636. «Sunfire» (two pones at once is a losing proposition in this I see)
  1637. «Egg_Discord» "She's fine for now. We'll but her some more ice cream later."
  1638. «Globebutt» But they are, Egg! You've got muscle to spare.
  1639. «HTBK» "Look at her, she's crying! Don't be so cold..."
  1640. «Egg_Discord» Hold on! I know what you're trying to do. Well, it's not gonna work. Nice try, thoughts.
  1641. «HTBK» I extend a hoof towards Sun.
  1642. «Writefag4» "I know. Hey Sun. Up here?"
  1643. «HTBK» "Oh, there there..."
  1644. «Writefag4» I'm leaned against the outside of the van.
  1645. «Globebutt» (Not always, Sunfire. We were fine last game when you and I were pones, and when J and I were pones. It's because Master wasn't pone.)
  1646. «Egg_Discord» 'Dude, no use crying over spilled frozen milk, HT. Just say it right now! Your name! What is your name?"
  1647. «Writefag4» I realise my tail is exposed to any drivers by.
  1648. «Globebutt» Thankfully, not many people are driving by.
  1649. «Globebutt» Traffic's like what you might expect in a national park back in the States.
  1650. «Sunfire» I smile a little as Master comforts me, still not responding to name calls by Write.
  1651. «Writefag4» (Really I doubt they'd stop in this situation.)
  1652. «Egg_Discord» I start playing "Through the Fire and the Flames in my head to drown out the voice
  1653. «Writefag4» "SUNFIRE!" I shout and clap my hands.
  1654. «HTBK» "Straw--no, no, Strawberry is her name. I'm HT...you know what, how do you pronounce "BK" anyway?"
  1655. «HTBK» "I'm HT Bonnet now."
  1656. «HTBK» I scratch Sun's ears, and poke her shoulder.
  1657. «Egg_Discord» "No, Bonnet isn't right. It's BK"
  1658. «HTBK» "You know what would be good? Roll over."
  1659. «Globebutt» (That's the silliest and best thing I've heard all day.)
  1660. «HTBK» "I don't tell you to call yourself Raisin Discord, now do I?"
  1661. «Globebutt» (The HT Bonnet, that is.)
  1662. «Egg_Discord» "No, HTNK! Don't you Dare!"
  1663. «Egg_Discord» *BK
  1664. «Sunfire» I barely give Write any notice before looking back at HT. "Yes Master!" and eagerly roll over on the seat onto my back, tail swishing with anticipation.
  1665. «HTBK» I giggle and blow a raspberry right into her belly. With a smile, I look up at Egg.
  1666. «HTBK» "Don't what?"
  1667. «Writefag4» "Oh no you" I grab Sunfire and remove her from the car.
  1668. «Egg_Discord» "But that's not your name. You're a veterinarian who's brilliant and loves working with cats. You were telling me last night about your assistants who gave you a surprise birthday party a few months back!"
  1669. «Globebutt» Fort check for Sunfire.
  1670. «Writefag4» I think I can pull a pony out.
  1671. «Sunfire» (8)
  1672. «Egg_Discord» "Don't you have a wife or someone you really care about back home?"
  1673. «HTBK» I glare at Egg.
  1674. «Globebutt» The raspberry feels so right! (Roll for pone.)
  1675. «HTBK» "I do *not* like working with cats, Egg."
  1676. «HTBK» "They're pains in the ass."
  1677. «Sunfire» (... 9)
  1678. «Egg_Discord» I start to dig through his pants, desperate to find his passport, then getting an idea.
  1679. «Egg_Discord» "Oh, come on. It can't be that hard to handle a mangy cat."
  1680. «HTBK» It's right there in the pockets.
  1681. «Writefag4» If I pull out sunfire I close the door behind me.
  1682. «HTBK» "Oh yes it is. They hiss and spit and they *love* ripping open my coats and they claw at my fingers."
  1683. «HTBK» "...Take care of Strawberry, Write!"
  1684. «Sunfire» "Hey! Put me down!" I flail as Write yanks me out of the car.
  1685. «HTBK» "Dogs, they don't do that. Cats, oh buggery to cats."
  1686. «Egg_Discord» I grab the passport as I go on. "But they're so cute and fluffy. You honestly expect me to believe that cats are that nasty?"
  1687. «Sunfire» "I wanna be with Master!" I protest Write's hold on me.
  1688. «HTBK» "Oh damn right I do..."
  1689. «HTBK» I spare a sympathetic glance for Sun.
  1690. «HTBK» "Don't worry, Straw. Write's a friend, you know he's good."
  1691. «Writefag4» "So. You're calling him master now."
  1692. «Sunfire» "What's it to you?" I cross my forelegs and pout.
  1693. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah yeah. Next, you'll be telling me that declawing them is difficult too."
  1694. «Writefag4» (I'm really sorry this is taking so long Spitfire and Ewo.)
  1695. «Globebutt» (Twi and Ewo, care to join http://stinto.net/en/chat.htm?refId=4g7lw ?)
  1696. «Writefag4» (I mean Twianon. Oh its really bad if I forgot who was joining.)
  1697. «HTBK» "God damn it is. And it makes me shudder just to think about. I don't do declawing just for that."
  1698. «Alex» (It's fine XD)
  1699. «Writefag4» "Well its a sudden change don't you think?"
  1700. «Egg_Discord» "That's a load. The easiest part is saying and neutering them."
  1701. «Writefag4» I let go of her confident she can't open the car door with hooves. Or with me leaning against it.
  1702. «HTBK» "Egg, must we wait around? The...Autobahn is only going to get worse during rush hour."
  1703. «Sunfire» "Huh? What do you mean?" as I get set down on the side of the road.
  1704. «HTBK» "Oh...oh, god damn no. Might not be my nuts, but it makes me shudder."
  1705. «HTBK» "I mean, a guy needs those."
  1706. «Globebutt» You're in the Alps! It's not gonna get too busy here ever.
  1707. «Writefag4» "Well how about 3 days ago. Do you remember then? The pannels and stuff?"
  1708. «Writefag4» Try to remember how you got here. To Germany.
  1709. «Egg_Discord» "Good, good. We'll leave in a moment, but first, take a look at this." I then show him his passport, with his picture.
  1710. «Sunfire» I glance back at the car longingly for a moment, then look back at Write and think about what he asked.
  1711. «HTBK» I roll my eyes at it.
  1712. «HTBK» "Not my best picture."
  1713. «Writefag4» "Well?"
  1714. «Egg_Discord» "Exactly! That's you! Think back to the day you took it!"
  1715. «Sunfire» "...It was a good time."
  1716. «HTBK» "That slob at the immigration office took twenty minutes just to do a single picture..."
  1717. «Writefag4» "Okay. Remember anything diffrent about yourself?"
  1718. «Egg_Discord» "Great! Anything else?"
  1719. «Sunfire» "I was drunk a lot in room parties!"
  1720. «HTBK» "Some kid asked if I was driving a Studebaker."
  1721. «HTBK» "They can't stand my wheels, you know?
  1722. «Writefag4» "Quite a few of us were. Now was he with you?" I gesture to the van.
  1723. «Egg_Discord» "Is that what kind of car you have?"
  1724. «Sunfire» "Master? I ... think so, but he looked different."
  1725. «HTBK» "What...*no*, Egg. Studebakers haven't been a thing since Hitler."
  1726. «Egg_Discord» "Well, what sort of car do you drive?"
  1727. «Writefag4» "Interesting. And how about you then?"
  1728. «HTBK» "Volvo, naturally..."
  1729. «Globebutt» (-.5 pone so far for HT)
  1730. «HTBK» "Love that volvo. Nearly busted my nuts on the steering wheel that one time."
  1731. «Egg_Discord» "Pfft! You drive one of those?"
  1732. «Sunfire» I look around a bit. I jump into the air a bit, landing slightly roughly. "I think my vantage point was a lot higher..."
  1733. «HTBK» "Don't you dare, it's a very respectable car."
  1734. «Globebutt» Isn't it nice you can't do that any more, Sun Bonnet? Never bust your nuts again.
  1735. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, respectable for old timers like yourself!"
  1736. «HTBK» "..."
  1737. «HTBK» Never...
  1738. «HTBK» Again.
  1739. «HTBK» Again implies...
  1740. «Writefag4» "I bet. There was another diffrence."
  1741. «Globebutt» (You're remembering things again. PON 6.6)
  1742. «HTBK» I poked between my legs.
  1743. «HTBK» "...OH DEAR JESUS--"
  1744. «Egg_Discord» "Calm down, dude! It's alright!"
  1745. «HTBK» "...Quite."
  1746. «Egg_Discord» "Here. Look at the name on this passport. Whose name does it say?"
  1747. «Mr.Jared» (im here)
  1748. «HTBK» "Well, on the plus side, my ex will never drug me and give me a do-it-yourself vasectomy with a steak knife ever again."
  1749. «Sunfire» Something clicks with me and I start hopping in a circle around Write. "Yes! I remember! I wasn't a pony back then, I was more like you! I had to have been, because I was holding a beer!"
  1750. «Mr.Jared» (what do?)
  1751. «HTBK» "Harry Truman Ezekiel Jebidiah Ciaphas Black."
  1752. «HTBK» "..."
  1753. «Writefag4» (You might be able to join in soon. I'm not sure.)
  1754. «HTBK» "And I seem to have changed genders."
  1755. «HTBK» "..."
  1756. «HTBK» "And Sun was..."
  1757. «Writefag4» "Right. So if you were human he probably wasn't your master. More of a friend."
  1758. «HTBK» "...Write, look away and plug your ears. I think I may cry."
  1759. «Sunfire» I suddenly stop. "It wasn't even a particularly nice one, just a fucking Beck's."
  1760. «Globebutt» (Maybe we switch back to HT's game soon? Except Alex and Ewo are about ready to join in.)
  1761. «Egg_Discord» "Good, go on." I say with a horrified look on my face. We're going back to that ex when he's finished.
  1762. «Writefag4» (Yeah. I think HTBK was done. Might be easiest just to roll a new character for Jared. Or maybe let him take over quake and say it was Jared all along. Give him a free once since he started a 6 last time.)
  1763. «HTBK» "...No. No, I don't want to."
  1764. «Writefag4» (one.)
  1765. «HTBK» (I was done at the time, but I can keep it rolling.)
  1766. «HTBK» "I'm...going over here, now."
  1767. «Sunfire» "Just a friend, huh..."
  1768. «Egg_Discord» "Hold on!"
  1769. «HTBK» I wiggle into the back of the van and curl up under the bench.
  1770. «HTBK» "No, no thank you, I'm good here..."
  1771. «Writefag4» "Yeah. Nothing wrong with it but theres no reason to call him master. It was kind of rude to ignore me so long."
  1772. «Egg_Discord» "...Alright. You stay under there. While you're there, tell me about that ex of yours. What were you thinking marrying someone like that?"
  1773. «Globebutt» http://stinto.net/en/chat.htm?refId=4g7lw# J, join here. Alex and Ewo are discussing how we dovetail in their party to the main one.
  1774. «Sunfire» I blink. "I was ignoring you?"
  1775. «Writefag4» "That or you had serious tunnel vision for him."
  1776. «Sunfire» "I heard you calling for someone, but--"
  1777. «Writefag4» "You hardly noticed when I took this away." I grab down the half tub from the roof.
  1778. «HTBK» "I liked powerful women?"
  1779. «HTBK» "...Can I have some...jerky?"
  1780. «Writefag4» "Wait somone? It was you Sunfire."
  1781. «HTBK» "Like, an entire tube?"
  1782. «Egg_Discord» "Sure thing, HT. Here." I hand him the beef jerky.
  1783. «Sunfire» "Strawberry. Why does everyone keep calling me that?"
  1784. «HTBK» "Thank you."
  1785. «Globebutt» You still do like powerful women, Sun Bonnet!
  1786. «Globebutt» And Strawberry, you know that's your name.
  1787. «HTBK» I drag it under the bench and begin nibbling on it as I slowly rock back and forth in the fetal position.
  1788. «Sunfire» (which, globe?)
  1789. «Globebutt» Oh, sorry. Misread the previous sentence.
  1790. «Writefag4» "Fine fine. One step at a time. Just remember that some things in your head might not be completely right. Just because you think its your name doesn't mean its true."
  1791. «HTBK» I idly wonder if Strawberry is powerful...
  1792. «Egg_Discord» "Relax, Ht. You're going to be fine. You're already remembering things about yourself."
  1793. «Egg_Discord» "But seriously, the powerful ones are usually the ones who are gonna bust your balls in the end."
  1794. «Writefag4» "You ready to get going?"
  1795. «HTBK» "I noticed that..."
  1796. «HTBK» "...Oh God. I didn't call anyone...you know...did I?"
  1797. «Egg_Discord» "Thankfully, no. You'd have a handprint on your face if you did."
  1798. «Sunfire» I sigh. "This is some heavy shit."
  1799. «HTBK» "And with Sun, I almost..."
  1800. «HTBK» "Where's that rat poison?"
  1801. «Writefag4» "Yeah. Now what should I do with this." I toss the cold tub from one hand to another.
  1802. «Globebutt» It is tasty.
  1803. «Egg_Discord» "Not yet, HT. You're not gonna do that again."
  1804. «Globebutt» You could just eat it.
  1805. «Sunfire» I hop around under Write. "I'd love it!"
  1806. «Writefag4» "If you want my opinion. Its probably best not to trust that mark on your butt.
  1807. «HTBK» "...I guess there's no chance that I can get some cuddles back here?"
  1808. «Writefag4» "I'd like to just leave it by the roadside. But I want you to make that decision."
  1809. «Egg_Discord» "Clearly not until you're standing on two legs again, bucko. Hold on." I say to Write, "Just toss it. We don't want these two getting their hands on it again."
  1810. «Egg_Discord» "How about a high five instead, HT?"
  1811. «HTBK» "Egg, in the trunk, with my luggage. There is a small doll, slightly--oh *real funny, jackass*."
  1812. «Sunfire» I huff. "Fiiiine."
  1813. «Egg_Discord» "I mean it, HT. Here." I hold my open hand out to him, waiting for him to slap it.
  1814. «Writefag4» "Good we'll get through this." I set it down and head for the back and pop the trunk. "What is it?"
  1815. «Writefag4» "What am I looking for?"
  1816. «HTBK» >Open hand
  1817. «HTBK» >Pone
  1818. «HTBK» >Great idea
  1819. «Egg_Discord» "He mentioned a small doll, Write."
  1820. «Egg_Discord» "How about a fist bump instead?"
  1821. «Writefag4» Searching... searching... searching...
  1822. «Egg_Discord» I say that quickly, realizing my mistake.
  1823. «HTBK» "...Actually, uh...fingers...can you, uh..."
  1824. «Sunfire» I follow Write, resting my forehooves on the rear bumper watching him search.
  1825. «Egg_Discord» "You're getting a fist bump and nothing else, HT."
  1826. «HTBK» "You're a killjoy."
  1827. «Writefag4» I breath out a small sigh. I was a little worried she'd go for it.
  1828. «HTBK» Brohoofist!
  1829. «Writefag4» I find a slightly lumpy something in HTBK's bag.
  1830. «Egg_Discord» "Heh, look who's talking, Mr. Don't Get Too Drunk At The Tavern."
  1831. «Writefag4» "This what I'm looking for?" I hold it up.
  1832. «HTBK» "Hm. After Sun gets back in, I want to talk to her. Preferably with you as an intermediary."
  1833. «Mr.Jared» (when do i come in?)
  1834. «Egg_Discord» "Sounds good to me. Just say the word, man."
  1835. «Globebutt» http://stinto.net/en/chat.htm?refId=4g7lw# J
  1836. «Sunfire» (what is my PON at now globe)
  1837. «Writefag4» I open the door closest to HTBK and hand the package I found forward.
  1838. «HTBK» "Are the words 'secular government'?"
  1839. «Globebutt» 8.9, last I checked.
  1840. «HTBK» "Thank you, Write."
  1841. «HTBK» I appropriate the doll and curl up around that in lieu of a living thing.
  1842. «Egg_Discord» "..." I stare at him dumbfounded, not understanding what he just said.
  1843. «Sunfire» Have I gotten anything for working through memories and shit or were you too distracted again : P
  1844. «HTBK» "What about 'armed rebellion'?"
  1845. «Writefag4» "I think Sun should sit in front with me. With Egg and HTBK in back."
  1846. «Globebutt» I was distacted. I'll pop you back .3.
  1847. «Egg_Discord» I shake it off, ignoring his question. "So, that doll. What's the story behind it.
  1848. «HTBK» "I bought it."
  1849. «Writefag4» "Any objections? I'd like to get going."
  1850. «Egg_Discord» "For who?"
  1851. «Egg_Discord» "I'm good, Write."
  1852. «HTBK» "Are the words...'Agrarian dissolution'?"
  1853. «Writefag4» I open up the passenger door. for Sunfire.
  1854. «HTBK» "I wanted something to put in my lobby."
  1855. «Sunfire» I hop in.
  1856. «HTBK» "Have you ever seen a child whose dog is dying?"
  1857. «Writefag4» I circle around and get in myself.
  1858. «Egg_Discord» "...You've got a point. That sort of thing is really hard to deal with."
  1859. «Writefag4» Then pull away to wherever the GPS takes us.
  1860. «HTBK» "And when they know it...a little doll like this would've been good for them. To calm their nerves."
  1861. «Globebutt» (Can we stall here for a sec? J's trying to roll a new guy.)
  1862. «HTBK» (Sure.)
  1863. «Sunfire» I settle in to the seat, by myself. Trying to clear the cobwebs and mull over memories of drunken debauchery.
  1864. «HTBK» I call up to the front.
  1865. «Egg_Discord» (Sure thing)
  1866. «HTBK» "Sun. I want to talk."
  1867. «Egg_Discord» "But I'll talk for him, Sun."
  1868. «Sunfire» I freeze.
  1869. «HTBK» "With you up there."
  1870. «HTBK» "Egg, keep us apart."
  1871. «Sunfire» "Okay."
  1872. «Writefag4» "Its why I said you stay in back." I say as I watch the road.
  1873. «HTBK» I stare up at the underside of the bench, holding the doll like I imagined a patient would have.
  1874. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. Tell me what to say."
  1875. «HTBK» "The laws of the world seem to have inverted themselves, Sun."
  1876. «HTBK» I raise my voice enough to be heard up front, for now.
  1877. «HTBK» "It is entirely possible for an animal to change species, now."
  1878. «Sunfire» I glance at Write as he drives, but mostly listen quietly to HT.
  1879. «HTBK» "The changes seem to be triggered by...mental stimuli. And any sapient creature can only withstand a sustained mental assault for so long."
  1880. «Sunfire» "Wait, what are you saying?"
  1881. «HTBK» "Nothing, so far."
  1882. «Egg_Discord» I grow more and more concerned, thinking back to the voice I head earlier.
  1883. «HTBK» "I'm saying that if it is possible to isolate the cause of this and reverse-engineer it, very good. Egg, Write...they're still more or less normal."
  1884. «HTBK» "You and I have undergone dramatic and traumatic biological changes."
  1885. «HTBK» "We might be...stuck."
  1886. «Sunfire» "I ... see..."
  1887. «HTBK» "And if we're...stuck...we can't spend our entire lives trying to control ourselves. We could try the poison, but...that stuff tastes terrible."
  1888. «Sunfire» "All this is making my head hurt so much. Why us?"
  1889. «HTBK» "I don't know why us. Maybe we pissed off God."
  1890. «Sunfire» "How can we piss off something that doesn't exist?!"
  1891. «Sunfire» (hipster~)
  1892. «HTBK» "By saying things like that."
  1893. «Writefag4» (Uh. Oh thread 404'd)
  1894. «Writefag4» (I can get it while they're talking focused on driving.)
  1895. «HTBK» (Godspeed.)
  1896. «Egg_Discord» I open my mouth to deter HT away from suicide, but say nothing. Given what I've just witnessed, killing themselves isn't looking as morally wrong anymore.
  1897. «Globebutt» (Fuck, three hours. We slackin'.)
  1898. «HTBK» "But if we're...stuck. It'll be you and me. I don't know how long we can hold onto ourselves, in that...event."
  1899. «HTBK» "Either we kill ourselves or we...embrace it."
  1900. «Sunfire» "W-We keep slipping, don't we?" I'm choking up saying this.
  1901. «HTBK» "We keep slipping."
  1902. «HTBK» "We'll be gone in a few days at the latest."
  1903. «Sunfire» "I can't kill myself, man. I can't do it."
  1904. «Writefag4» "Is that how you really feel? You're ready to give up?"
  1905. «HTBK» "Prepare for the worst, Write."
  1906. «HTBK» "If you can't kill yourself, Sun...I don't know what will happen to me, but you seem hard-set on...domestication."
  1907. «Globebutt» Maybe you should look outside. The Austrian alps outside are /quite/ lovely. (You crossed the border some time ago.)
  1908. «Writefag4» "I don't know about you but when the worst is that bad I just ignore that possibilty."
  1909. «Sunfire» "There's gotta be a way out of this, to get back to the way things were... Right?"
  1910. «Egg_Discord» "He's got a point, Write. You've seen for yourself what almost happened to them. I can't blame them for wanting to kill themselves anymore."
  1911. «HTBK» "I believe so, Sun. I think...we can fix this. I hope."
  1912. «Writefag4» "No he doesn't. We haven't even come close to exhausing all our options. Why bother dwelling on the final shitty one."
  1913. «HTBK» "But I cannot deny that there is a progressively louder portion of me ready to go through hell and high water to get my belly scratched. If it happens...what's our plan?"
  1914. «Sunfire» "We're not going to kill ourselves, okay?! Not me, not you. We're going to pull through this, because we have no other choice." Tears stream down my cheeks.
  1915. «Calc»  left the chat.
  1916. «Egg_Discord» "I know there's a way to reverse it. We'll figure something out. Be calm, you two." Sun's voice is making it difficult for me to not start tearing up myself.
  1917. «HTBK» "I'm calm."
  1918. «HTBK» I am calm. Alarmingly so. Nothing to stiffen the lip like impending death.
  1919. «Sunfire» I take the world's longest sigh. "We should probably try to stay away from each other unless we want trouble to happen again."
  1920. «Egg_Discord» "I'm afraid you might be right, Sun."
  1921. «HTBK» "We should."
  1922. «Globebutt» (Y'all ready to pull into a town?)
  1923. «HTBK» "I had asked Egg to smack us if we touched..."
  1924. «HTBK» (I say we get going.)
  1925. «Egg_Discord» (Let's do this.)
  1926. «Writefag4» After the autobahn?
  1927. «Globebutt» An hour has passed since you stopped off at the gas station.
  1928. «Writefag4» Or just before?
  1929. «Writefag4» I take a look at the GPS.
  1930. «Calc»  joined the chat.
  1931. «Writefag4» "Okay everyone. Last chance for a bathroom break. I'd like to take the rest in one straight shot."
  1932. «Globebutt» You're just outside of Füssen. It's a small town, but it's the biggest town you've seen all day.
  1933. «Egg_Discord» "I'll gladly take that offer," I say, realizing that I gotta piss really bad at this point.
  1934. «Writefag4» (Where are we stopping. Write would try to avoid anything populated. Ideal would be one of those rest stops that hardly anyone uses.)
  1935. «HTBK» I have been shaking like a methhead on cold turkey.
  1936. «HTBK» "Imokaythanksforasking"
  1937. «Globebutt» Well, I'll assume you get off the autobahn. You're heading north right now, and the town is to your right, or you could head left. There's a few houses, some farm fields, and a lake to that side.
  1938. «Globebutt» A few forests and thickets, too.
  1939. «Writefag4» "Sun how about you?"
  1940. «Sunfire» I grumble a bit. "Yeah, I need to go soon, but I'm not liking the thought of how we're going to handle it."
  1941. «Writefag4» "I guess its outdoors then." I say with a bit of a grimace. Neither option is too fun in my mind.
  1942. «HTBK» "As I recall it is equine instinct for the tail to raise beforehand to prevent mess shouldn't be too bad."
  1943. «Writefag4» "Thanks... I didn't need to know that."
  1944. «Egg_Discord» "TMI, bro."
  1945. «HTBK» "I thought it would be comforting."
  1946. «Sunfire» "...No, not really."
  1947. «HTBK» "Where's my shaving kit, this mane is getting annoying..."
  1948. «Egg_Discord» "We can get it when we stop."
  1949. «Writefag4» I swerve off towards the outskirts of town looking for a spot that would at least give us a little privacy.
  1950. «Mr.Jared» i am lurking
  1951. «Writefag4» (Have you worked out how the others are going to join?)
  1952. «Writefag4» (Because I could easily make it a trip into town.)
  1953. «HTBK» "Should by with my shirt, pass it back here?"
  1954. «Sunfire» (I'm hoping it's not while we're all trying to pee)
  1955. «Globebutt» (Whichever. If they wanna give a holler when they think is good, I could handle that.)
  1956. «Egg_Discord» "Sure. Sun, can you let me grab his shirt?"
  1957. «Writefag4» (Which do you two want?)
  1958. «Globebutt» (Three; J's joining in, too.)
  1959. «Writefag4» (Or 3. If Jared is joining.)
  1960. «Alex» (shrug)
  1961. «Sunfire» I shift, moving to allow Egg to grab at the shirt and stuff. "Just ... don't let him hurt himself."
  1962. «Alex» (I know nothing about Germany. NOTHING)
  1963. «Writefag4» "Guys did anyone pack any water?"
  1964. «Globebutt» (Just tell us if Write's driving toward the town, or the lake.)
  1965. «Alex» (I was kinda counting on you to decide where I was/what I was doing.)
  1966. «Writefag4» (Nevermind that. Lake it is then.)
  1967. «Egg_Discord» "I won't." I grab the shirt and hand it to HT, keeping a close eye on him.
  1968. «HTBK» "Thank you."
  1969. «HTBK» I remove the scissors, and...
  1970. «HTBK» "God *dammit*."
  1971. «HTBK» "I am starting to miss my fingers."
  1972. «Alex» (Lake is fine with me.)
  1973. «Egg_Discord» "Let me help you with that. How much you want chopped off?
  1974. «Ewo» (Lake's fine I guess)
  1975. «Sunfire» (Yeah, lake is fine.)
  1976. «Alex» (Maybe we pulled off the road into the wilderness because I'M A FUCKING HORSE.)
  1977. «HTBK» "All of it."
  1978. «HTBK» "Or as much as you can."
  1979. «Writefag4» Theres a small lake. We're heading there. I think I see whats left of an old building."
  1980. «Globebutt» There's plenty of new buildings nearby, too, but thankfully, they're far enough away that it'll be easy to stay out of sight.
  1981. «Writefag4» (I'm just thinking it might be an old campground building that went belly up.)
  1982. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, then." I make sure to cut most of it off, leaving a little bit because I feel bad about cutting off his hair when he just got it back.
  1983. «Writefag4» "What! Why are you doing this in the car!?"
  1984. «Writefag4» I pull in. "You couldn't wait 5 minutes?"
  1985. «HTBK» "Because I can't stand this thing anymore."
  1986. «Globebutt» You've pulled off of a gray asphalt road into a farm field, across the way from some shrubs and a normal looking lake.
  1987. «Egg_Discord» "I'll clean it up when we stop, alright? Besides, HT's suffered enough."
  1988. «HTBK» I present my tail.
  1989. «HTBK» "All of it, now."
  1990. «HTBK» (Shame Globe is gone. This is GM gold.)
  1991. «Globebutt» (Wot?)
  1992. «Writefag4» "I guess I'll go first then. I step out of the car and start making the embarrasing choice of which shrubbery is best."
  1993. «HTBK» (Whoops.)
  1994. «HTBK» "Don't dawdle, Write."
  1995. «Globebutt» As you step out, another car rushes by.
  1996. «Egg_Discord» I cut off most of the tail too.
  1997. «Egg_Discord» "Oh shit! There's someone else here!" I scramble to put on the hat and glasses while wearing a jacket.
  1998. «HTBK» (that, Globe. Trimming is GM gold.)
  1999. «Sunfire» I flatten down in the carseat when the other car rushes by.
  2000. «Writefag4» I try to ignore it. But look to a spot a bit further from the road.
  2001. «Writefag4» "Its not like they're going to stop."
  2002. «HTBK» "Thank you. would you be a dear and pick my hooves?"
  2003. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, but if they even get a glimpse of me, we're done."
  2004. «Egg_Discord» "...Why?"
  2005. «Writefag4» "They'll just think they're seeing things."
  2006. «Writefag4» I start off towards a likely candidate.
  2007. «Egg_Discord» I roll my eyes at Write.
  2008. «HTBK» "they feel dirty, Egg."
  2009. «Globebutt» Egg, are you still wearing Sun Bonnet's hat?
  2010. «Writefag4» "Hey would you belive it if you saw a random purple person standing outside their car."
  2011. «HTBK» "I would in Germany, Write."
  2012. «Egg_Discord» "...Alright, but that's all you'll get out of me, alright?" (I took the hat off)
  2013. «HTBK» "The Germans are weird."
  2014. «HTBK» "And my fetlocks?"
  2015. «Sunfire» I mostly tune out Egg grooming HT, and wait for Write to return so I can have a chance to go.
  2016. «Egg_Discord» "You're what?"
  2017. «Egg_Discord» *"Your what?"
  2018. «Writefag4» I'm now trying to figure out my problems here. Its not easy.
  2019. «HTBK» "Those tufts around my hooves."
  2020. «Writefag4» After a while I give up. Performance anxiety. Maybe when I have a real toilet.
  2021. «Egg_Discord» "...I guess that counts as hooves." I clean the hooves and Fetlocks. "There. I'm not grooming you any more in case you start losing it again."
  2022. «Writefag4» I head back to the van. "Okay. I guess you're next sunfire."
  2023. «HTBK» "You do realize that having the hallmarks of a pony stripped off me might yield a positive effect, right?"
  2024. «Egg_Discord» "I'm next after her."
  2025. «Writefag4» "Oh thats right." I go around and open the door.
  2026. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, I know. It's just... Grooming you like the toys? That sounds like it'd trigger some girly urges, if you get my drift."
  2027. «Alex» (Is it safe to assume the speeding car is us?)
  2028. «Sunfire» I wait for Write to let me out of the van, hop out and quickly rush off into the brush and try to do my business as quickly as possible. "Just pretend you're drunk and gotta go in public..." I mumble to myself.
  2029. «HTBK» "You're not styling it, you're shaving it. And you guys are killing me with all that waiting."
  2030. «Ewo» (YES)
  2031. «Globebutt» (Alex, read the damn other chat!)
  2032. «Writefag4» (Oh while I was out did I happen to notice any sweet tats on my butt?
  2033. «Globebutt» Looks like a spoooooky swamp flame.
  2034. «Egg_Discord» "Right. Let me clean the car out, though, okay?"
  2035. «Globebutt» All purple an' shit. Looks neat, though!
  2036. «Writefag4» I sit down in Sunfire's seat and pull the keys from the ignition.
  2037. «HTBK» "If you must, Egg."
  2038. «Sunfire» If nothing suspicious happens while doing my thing I'm just going to return to the van.
  2039. «HTBK» "Girly...instincts..."
  2040. «HTBK» I groan and look at my backside.
  2041. «Ewo» (you're driving alex)
  2042. «Writefag4» I set the keys down on the dash and give a hard stare at them.
  2043. «Globebutt» Hold on, Sunfire.
  2044. «Egg_Discord» "Okay." As I clean out the car, I try my best to not look at where Sunfire is, slightly curious if what HT said was true.
  2045. «Globebutt» The other car is deciding if anything suspicious happens.
  2046. «Writefag4» I raise my hand like a psychonaut.
  2047. «Writefag4» (Rolling Talent.)
  2048. «Writefag4» (4)
  2049. «HTBK» "God *dammit*. Mare. fucking mare."
  2050. «HTBK» "That's just the biggest load of..."
  2051. «Globebutt» An eerie crimson glow surrounds the keys, and the they begin to float in the air!
  2052. «Globebutt» It's almost like magic!
  2053. «Globebutt» Roll fort, Writefag.
  2054. «Egg_Discord» "WHA! Write! Stop doing that... thing with your mind! You're freaking me out!"
  2055. «Writefag4» (4 again. 4s for everything.
  2056. «HTBK» "..."
  2057. «HTBK» I narrow my eyes.
  2058. «Writefag4» "I don't know. I think its kind of cool."
  2059. «HTBK» "Yep. Magic exists, medical science is a lie."
  2060. «Writefag4» (Rolling another d10 to see if this talking makes me lose enough focus.)
  2061. «HTBK» "...Hey, Write? Do you think you can fix my privates?"
  2062. «Alex» From the window of the speeding car comes a very American "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! NO, YOU CAN'T INSPECT THE FOILAGE!" As the car swerves right and left, as thought two individuals are struggling with the wheel.
  2063. «Writefag4» (2. I assume it drops.)
  2064. «HTBK» (2 is actually a good roll.)
  2065. «Writefag4» (Oh we're back to low being good. It seems to fluctuate with Globe sometimes.)
  2066. «Egg_Discord» "WHAT?! HT, what did you say about your parts?!"
  2067. «Writefag4» "Um. I think he was talking to me. And I don't know."
  2068. «Mr.Jared» *is quiet*
  2069. «HTBK» "You heard me, Egg."
  2070. «HTBK» "...Is that a problem?"
  2071. «Ewo» I try to pull the parking break "I just want to look at the leaves!"
  2072. «Mr.Jared» hey dude
  2073. «Writefag4» (What happned to Sunfire?)
  2074. «Globebutt» The keys drop to the dash.
  2075. «Mr.Jared» stop
  2076. «HTBK» "...Americans."
  2077. «Mr.Jared» god damn it
  2078. «Mr.Jared» what the hell is gong on anyways?
  2079. «Sunfire» (I'm still going to the bathroom, as somehow that is pivotal to the integration of the other group.)
  2080. «Egg_Discord» My face is beat red right now at HT's statement.
  2081. «Globebutt» Strawberry is trying to piddle.
  2082. «Writefag4» (So we're going with what formula for magic? Roll + talent?)
  2083. «HTBK» I present my hindquarters to Egg.
  2084. «HTBK» "You see that? Right there?"
  2085. «HTBK» "Yeah. I want that fixed."
  2086. «Sunfire» (I'm glad I'm not at the van though)
  2087. «Globebutt» (Roll and magic, vs arbitrary check.)
  2088. «Writefag4» (HTBK You crazy.)
  2089. «Globebutt» Writefag, roll fort.
  2090. «Writefag4» (For what?)
  2091. «Egg_Discord» OhgodohgodohgodhisvaginaisinmyfacewhatdoIdo?
  2092. «Calc»  left the chat.
  2093. «HTBK» "God, Strawberry is just taking the longest dump ever."
  2094. «Mr.Jared» Alex...
  2095. «Ewo» "I swear that guy was purple too!"
  2096. «Writefag4» (Eggs the one with the facefull not me.)
  2097. «Globebutt» Err, Egg. I meant Egg had to roll fort.
  2098. «Egg_Discord» I want to correct him, but HT presenting himself to me has left me speechless. All I can do is stare.
  2099. «Mr.Jared» What?! piurple people?
  2100. «Egg_Discord» (9)
  2101. «Mr.Jared» grab my camera!
  2102. «Writefag4» I peek out the window hesitantly. What do I see.
  2103. «HTBK» I sit back down and turn to Write.
  2104. «HTBK» "So. Fix it?"
  2105. «Mr.Jared» turn around!
  2106. «Mr.Jared» there were people back there
  2107. «Globebutt» Has your car stopped, Alex? Or are you still driving recklessly? Or... have you turned around, and is this only going to be the first pass?
  2108. «Egg_Discord» (It figures. There's no way a guy with a horse dick is gonna be able to resist a Maregina that's right in front of him.)
  2109. «Alex» (Does Ewo have to roll anything to pull the handbrake?)
  2110. «Globebutt» You lick forward and take a deep sniff. Roll for pone.
  2111. «Writefag4» (This looks like its just going to be a carcrash with no additional characters.)
  2112. «Globebutt» (Nah, nothing to roll.)
  2113. «Egg_Discord» (9 again. Here I go.)
  2114. «Mr.Jared» (hmm?! what do you mean)
  2115. «Writefag4» (The way you're fighting over the wheel and stuff. Or am I confused.)
  2116. «Ewo» I pull the parking brake back as hard as I can
  2117. «Mr.Jared» Hole sheet!!
  2118. «Alex» The car shudders to a halt when the brake goes up, and Alex slams on the service brake. "FINE! I DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE ANYMORE! GET OUT!"
  2119. «Mr.Jared» what?!
  2120. «Mr.Jared» but, i ahve places to be...
  2121. «Globebutt» (Where and when are you? I don't think you're quite in sync with the other party yet.)
  2122. «HTBK» Ah-ah-ah-AAAAAAH AAAAGH JESUS WHAT
  2123. «Alex» No one. Cares. I just need some time to think!
  2124. «Sunfire» (Waiting for sync...)
  2125. «Ewo» I happily get out of the car and start looking around
  2126. «Mr.Jared» You know what, screw you guys
  2127. «Alex» (we were the car that sped by you.)
  2128. «Mr.Jared» il go to those people i saw a while back there
  2129. «Globebutt» Ewo finds a tree. Roll fort.
  2130. «Egg_Discord» Oh GOD does that smell good. It smells just like heaven. Make me feel... hard...
  2131. «Writefag4» (What do I see out the window.)
  2132. «Mr.Jared» *begins to walk to other car*
  2133. «Ewo» (8)
  2134. «Globebutt» Your abs are hard, too, Egg. All your muscles seem very strong. You'd have no trouble lifting a load of bricks.
  2135. «Mr.Jared» god dam people...
  2136. «HTBK» *Note. Said above freakout was spoken.*
  2137. «Globebutt» Roll another d10, Ewo. You are all about that fucking tree.
  2138. «Calc»  joined the chat.
  2139. «Ewo» (7)
  2140. «Writefag4» (Oh I missread that for a second.)
  2141. «Egg_Discord» Damn right they're strong. I feel like such a man right now. If only I could just get a bit closer to this fine mare in front of me...
  2142. «Ewo» (this is not going to go well)
  2143. «Writefag4» (Not all about fucking that tree.)
  2144. «Sunfire» Where am I in relation to everything?
  2145. «Egg_Discord» (You're still pissing, Sun)
  2146. «Globebutt» Probably in the bushes nearer the lake.
  2147. «Writefag4» (I assmue you're trying not to be seen.)
  2148. «Mr.Jared» (how close am i to the other group)
  2149. «Globebutt» Mr. J can't see you as he walks toward the van.
  2150. «Writefag4» I look out the window. What do I see?
  2151. «Mr.Jared» Hello
  2152. «Mr.Jared» ?
  2153. «HTBK» "EGG WHAT THE FUCK"
  2154. «Globebutt» But Writefag and-- I said that fuckin' tree, not fuckin' that tree!
  2155. «Writefag4» (Hence why I said I miss read that.)
  2156. «Mr.Jared» Hello?
  2157. «Globebutt» But Writefag can see you, Mr. J. (Cool your jets!)
  2158. «Egg_Discord» (Globe, I rolled a 9. Do I keep eating HT out or do I stop?)
  2159. «Mr.Jared» What the hell is going on here
  2160. «Globebutt» Do as you please. That was for ponification.
  2161. «Writefag4» "What does Jared look like."
  2162. «Globebutt» Outside your window is a young man-- hold your horses, people.
  2163. «Mr.Jared» *observe the people in frount of me*
  2164. «Sunfire» (Please allow the GM a bit of your patience, as his workload gets exponentially harder with more people.)
  2165. «Mr.Jared» (alrighty good sir)
  2166. «HTBK» (I usually just say "STOP WRITING YOU FAGGOTS"
  2167. «Egg_Discord» That scream was enough to snap me out of it. "Whu-huh? What just happened" I notice what I was just doing. "JESUS WHAT THE SHIT?! WHAT THE FUCK WAS JUST HAPPENING?"
  2168. «Globebutt» With brown hair and dark brown-red eyes. Looks pretty normal, all things considered.
  2169. «Globebutt» You can't see any people in front of you, J, but you just heard some screaming from the van off to the side of the road.
  2170. «HTBK» I jump forward and fall onto my back, sniffling. As I back up against Write's chair, the stiff upper lip fails and I softly begin weeping.
  2171. «HTBK» "Oh God..."
  2172. «Writefag4» Bluff. Pretend I'm german and don't speak english.
  2173. «Mr.Jared» Umm, hi?
  2174. «HTBK» "Write, oh God Write..."
  2175. «Globebutt» (Alex, where are you at this point?)
  2176. «Alex» Alex climbs out of the car, a look of unspeakable rage on his face.
  2177. «Egg_Discord» "...Oh no. Oh fuck no." It dawns on me as to exactly what happened. "Oh fuck, what have I done? I'm so sorry, HT. I-I didn't mean to...
  2178. «Alex» Which is... quite pony like at this point
  2179. «Sunfire» (Can I stop this crazy bathroom break yet and come back?)
  2180. «HTBK» I curl up and look somewhere--anywhere--else.
  2181. «HTBK» "Oh God no no no no no..."
  2182. «Globebutt» You're free to stop piddling at any time. Roll stealth to try to avoid being seen by J, though.
  2183. «Mr.Jared» Umm, i was passing by when the people in ym car kicked me out, does your car work?
  2184. «Calc» (So HT was technically raped?)
  2185. «Ewo» (am I at 10 yet from all these trees)
  2186. «Sunfire» (2 on stealth)
  2187. «Writefag4» I whisper over. "I don't know what happed. But we've got company."
  2188. «HTBK» "Oh no..."
  2189. «Writefag4» On a scale of 1 to 10 how blown is our cover with HTBK moving around.
  2190. «HTBK» I bite my hoof to silence myself.
  2191. «Globebutt» Ewo, you're just really happy. Rollin' around an' shit.
  2192. «Mr.Jared» *look in car window*
  2193. «Mr.Jared» hello?
  2194. «Egg_Discord» I start holding myself, scared of what just happened. "I can't believe it. I'm losing it." I start crying as well.
  2195. «Globebutt» You barely sneak past Mr. Jared and under the car to the other side.
  2196. «Sunfire» Are any of the doors open?
  2197. «Globebutt» Alex, I assume you stop off to wherever Ewo is rolling around with her cute underbelly exposed?
  2198. «Writefag4» Unaware of transpired I just open the door and get out. Focrefully.
  2199. «Writefag4» (I'm sitting in your seat Sunfire.)
  2200. «Writefag4» "Hello yes can I help you?"
  2201. «Mr.Jared» I can her you people, sounds like rape is happening in there
  2202. «Mr.Jared» sounds hot and scary at the same time
  2203. «Mr.Jared» do i need to call the police?
  2204. «Ewo» (Alex seems to be repeatedly falling asleep)
  2205. «Alex» "Ugh... I suppose I should find out what that little brat is up to before she... HE makes a horse of himself..." Alex trots off into the trees.
  2206. «Writefag4» (If you were standing too close to the door you might want to make a reflex roll not to get hit.)
  2207. «HTBK» I hiss through my teeth and shout out:
  2208. «Globebutt» You find Ewo easily.
  2209. «HTBK» "IT'S OKAY IT'S JUST MY FETISH"
  2210. «HTBK» And then back down onto the hoof-gag.
  2211. «Alex» (Is he more pony than before?)
  2212. «Mr.Jared» You know what, im breaking down this door, i have a bad feleing someone just got raped in there
  2213. «Globebutt» Not noticably.
  2214. «Egg_Discord» "HT... Please... Forgive me. I did not mean to do that. I'm turning into a stallion, in case you forgot."
  2215. «Mr.Jared» *try to pry open can door*
  2216. «Writefag4» (I opened the door dummy?)
  2217. «Alex» "Hey... Idiot, what are you doing? Have you lost your fucking mind?"
  2218. «Ewo» "Oh, hi Alex. Aren't these trees great?"
  2219. «Globebutt» The trees are really great.
  2220. «Globebutt» You could stay here forever!
  2221. «HTBK» I glare at Egg and point towards the new guy.
  2222. «Mr.Jared» (sorry, im a lottle jumbled at this point)
  2223. «Mr.Jared» *walk to van*
  2224. «HTBK» "OH OH EGG DO IT HARDER DON'T COME IN HERE MISTER"
  2225. «Mr.Jared» *examine people in van*
  2226. «Mr.Jared» *get closer to van*
  2227. «Sunfire» My jaw drops. "The hell's going on here?"
  2228. «Writefag4» "You two realise we didn't opt for tinted windows."
  2229. «Egg_Discord» "I'm not touching you again, I swear! I'm trying my hardest to resist."
  2230. «Alex» (Can I levitate Ewo out of the trees?)
  2231. «Calc»  left the chat.
  2232. «Writefag4» "You" I point at Jared. "Is there something we can help you with?"
  2233. «HTBK» I shush at Sunfire don't freak out don't freak out oh God
  2234. «Globebutt» Roll 1d10, Alex.
  2235. «Mr.Jared» You you give rides?
  2236. «Egg_Discord» "I-I didn't mean to! Something came over me!"
  2237. «Mr.Jared» i am kinda stranded
  2238. «Mr.Jared» what the hell are they talking about?
  2239. «HTBK» Oh God freaking out freaking out Egg came after you and you enjoyed it freaking out now--
  2240. «Globebutt» What's J been seeing inside the car? I feel we've gotten a bit unclear with where we're all sitting and standing.
  2241. «Sunfire» If the passenger door is open I'm hopping in the front seat.
  2242. «Alex» (4)
  2243. «Writefag4» "What didn't you..?" I look over the the vehicle they drove. Do I notice anything?
  2244. «Egg_Discord» "I think I'm gonna be close to giving in soon too!" Why was I eating him out, oh god! It smelled so good, but what just happened was so wrong!
  2245. «Globebutt» You try lifting Ewo from the trees, but she won't budge.
  2246. «HTBK» I'm behind a seat in the back. As far as Jared knows, someone's having kinky sex.
  2247. «HTBK» And Egg is assuming his role as the ambassador from Troll 2.
  2248. «Ewo» "What are you trying to do there?"
  2249. «Writefag4» I close the door behind me.
  2250. «Writefag4» Keep all the crazy in the car for now.
  2251. «Mr.Jared» God, your van smells like a effing stable
  2252. «HTBK» "Egg, Egg, shh..."
  2253. «Ewo» (i figured it out did anyone happen to eat this http://i.imgur.com/3F4u3.png )
  2254. «Egg_Discord» It doesn't help that my little friend is feeling VERY cramped inside my pants. I resist with all my might, knowing exactly what will happen if the pants come off
  2255. «HTBK» I say this through quivering lips. Oh God don't let the pants fall don't let me see it don't let me see it
  2256. «Globebutt» The person who stepped out of the car smells rather like one, too.
  2257. «Mr.Jared» (who steped out?)
  2258. «Writefag4» I did.
  2259. «Sunfire» (seven way who's on first)
  2260. «Mr.Jared» (what are the tf scores for everyone?)
  2261. «Globebutt» A tall, lavender-furred figure with dark blue hair and a horn on her head.
  2262. «Writefag4» "Didn't you just get out of that Car?" I say pointing out to the other vehicle?
  2263. «Globebutt» She looks upset.
  2264. «Mr.Jared» umm, yea...
  2265. «Alex» "I'm trying to keep you from making an idiot of yourself..." facepalms.
  2266. «Globebutt» Sunfire, we'll say you slipped into the car while J wasn't looking and W4 stepped out.
  2267. «Mr.Jared» so i kinda... umm need a ride into town
  2268. «Writefag4» "So what did you need again?"
  2269. «Egg_Discord» (I'm guessing mine is 5.8?)
  2270. «Globebutt» (Yes.)
  2271. «Ewo» "Well, you're not going to do it by trying to give yourself a headache"
  2272. «Mr.Jared» Can i go with you?
  2273. «Writefag4» "But you have a car?"
  2274. «Sunfire» Am I in the front seat by myself? I would prefer to avoid being close to HT ... or Egg as soon as I put two and two together
  2275. «Mr.Jared» Its, not mine
  2276. «Writefag4» "You stole it?"
  2277. «Globebutt» I'm not sure. Where are Sun Bonnet and Egg?
  2278. «Mr.Jared» no, im hitch hiking...
  2279. «HTBK» Oh God. I bite down on my hoof, my cheeks wet with tears. He touched me, he touched me there, and I loved it. I can't be alone now...
  2280. «HTBK» "S-sun?"
  2281. «Alex» "..." Starts back in the direction of the strangers. "There is some people that look like us over here. 'I' am going to try and find out what happened to us, enjoy your trees,"
  2282. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2283. «Writefag4» "With?"
  2284. «Writefag4» I peer at the car. It looks empty.
  2285. «Ewo» "Alright, tell me if you see any trees!"
  2286. «Globebutt» Roll fort again, Ewo.
  2287. «Globebutt» You're takin' a heavy dose of foliage.
  2288. «Ewo» (1)
  2289. «Sunfire» I sigh as inevitably HT is next to me. "Think human thoughts..."
  2290. «Globebutt» But you're keepin' it together. Perfectly normal human thing to do, roll around in trees.
  2291. «HTBK» I crawl my way up to the passenger seat.
  2292. «HTBK» "Oh God, Son..."
  2293. «Mr.Jared» My god were you cuddling witha pony or something? its smells like someone has
  2294. «HTBK» Sun*
  2295. «Writefag4» "You were hitchhiking in an empty car?"
  2296. «Mr.Jared» *back up a little bit*
  2297. «Mr.Jared» umm no
  2298. «Egg_Discord» Knowing what just happened, I don't even try to stop HT
  2299. «Mr.Jared» they kicked me out for some reason
  2300. «Writefag4» "But nobody is there."
  2301. «Mr.Jared» theya re doing stupid shit now
  2302. «Mr.Jared» idk
  2303. «Mr.Jared» one of them began to eye some trees or something
  2304. «Mr.Jared» it was creepy
  2305. «Alex» "Actually, I told you to get out of the fucking car, I didn't tell you to not come back,"
  2306. «Writefag4» (You are aware I have fur covering my body right?)
  2307. «HTBK» (Germany, Write.()
  2308. «Mr.Jared» (no i am not)
  2309. «Alex» Alex trots forward, a bizarre hybrid of human and pony at this point.*
  2310. «HTBK» (If it were weirder, it'd be Japan.)
  2311. «Mr.Jared» *mr GM, give me a lookver of this writefag guy*
  2312. «Globebutt» (HT, are you just judging Germany on its porn?)
  2313. «Globebutt» I already did, J.
  2314. «HTBK» (And its music videos.)
  2315. «Ewo» I jump out of the tree and try to start to run over because I heard someone say "trees".
  2316. «Writefag4» I puff up my cheeks. Theres no other appropriate reaction to seeing another one.
  2317. «Globebutt» GlobebuttA tall, lavender-furred figure with dark blue hair and a horn on her head. Writefag4"Didn't you just get out of that Car?" I say pointing out to the other vehicle? GlobebuttShe looks upset.
  2318. «Sunfire» I nod at HT. "Please... for both of us, we shouldn't touch--but what happened?"
  2319. «HTBK» "Globe, listen...I...oh God..."
  2320. «Mr.Jared» (ok ley me fix this)
  2321. «Globebutt» (Find me a country with normal music videos.
  2322. «HTBK» I bite my lip and lean on her, softly weeping into her mane.
  2323. «Mr.Jared» *puts on glasses*
  2324. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2325. «Writefag4» (Ponponpon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g)
  2326. «Mr.Jared» umm
  2327. «HTBK» (Finla--never mind.)
  2328. «Globebutt» HTBK has begun talking to God personally.
  2329. «Sunfire» "Dammit..."
  2330. «Globebutt» He really has lost it.
  2331. «Sunfire» (I'm presuming he meant me)
  2332. «HTBK» (ha ha. Typo.)
  2333. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2334. «HTBK» (Yes, I meant you Sun.)
  2335. «Sunfire» (The strawberry one)
  2336. «Mr.Jared» Is that a costume?
  2337. «HTBK» "L-look, I..."
  2338. «HTBK» I wrap one hoof around her, and look out through the windshield.
  2339. «Globebutt» ( I prefer http://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA for music videos.)
  2340. «HTBK» "..."
  2341. «Writefag4» I let the air escape my lips. "Its a long story is what it is."
  2342. «Globebutt» (Shame I can't remember the title of the one that had two people in bunny suits going around Berlin acting like obnoxious furries for the whole video.)
  2343. «Alex» "Look, I'm going to be blunt here. Does anyone know what the fuck is going on in this country?"
  2344. «Mr.Jared» I see, i dont care if thats your fetish
  2345. «HTBK» "...Sun...is it just me, or do those people..."
  2346. «Egg_Discord» "I peek out the window and get a good look at them."
  2347. «Mr.Jared» So is this a furry party van or something?
  2348. «Egg_Discord» *I peek out the window and get a good look at them*
  2349. «HTBK» "..."
  2350. «HTBK» I narrow my eyes.
  2351. «Globebutt» Alex, you've been in a van with this lime-furred man with red hair for some time now.
  2352. «HTBK» "Hey! Write! Roll down the window!"
  2353. «Globebutt» Err, Jared.
  2354. «Globebutt» I think you'd know what's going on.
  2355. «Writefag4» "Yes." I reply before heading over to this other hybrid.
  2356. «Sunfire» "I don't know what's going on anymore." I rub my head with a hoof.
  2357. «HTBK» "Those people are...like us."
  2358. «Mr.Jared» must be a party going on somewhere
  2359. «Writefag4» I stare intently at the window thinking about the window crank.
  2360. «Ewo» (I guess we've been telling Jared it's makeup or something)
  2361. «Writefag4» (9)
  2362. «Globebutt» It rolls.
  2363. «Egg_Discord» "You're right, HT. They've gotta be turning into ponies as well!"
  2364. «Mr.Jared» (no, im going to say that i belived them all to be cosplayers)
  2365. «Mr.Jared» What ponies?
  2366. «Mr.Jared» oh...
  2367. «Mr.Jared» i see
  2368. «HTBK» "Oh My God..."
  2369. «Alex» "You are such an idiot Jared..."
  2370. «Mr.Jared» you are "those" kinda people
  2371. «HTBK» I prop myself up on the windowsill.
  2372. «Writefag4» 'You know. Thats kind of useful.' I think to myself.
  2373. «HTBK» "..."
  2374. «Sunfire» "Fantastic." I grumble.
  2375. «Ewo» "Did someone over here say trees?"
  2376. «HTBK» "Egg? Stop me now."
  2377. «Egg_Discord» "What are you doing, HT?"
  2378. «HTBK» And with that, I turn around and position my hindquarters on the window.
  2379. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2380. «Writefag4» "You over there. You know whats going on?" I yell to the other hybrid.
  2381. «HTBK» Riiiight where Jared can see.
  2382. «Globebutt» Maybe you should introduce yourselves!
  2383. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2384. «Globebutt» HT, you're a bitch. Jared, roll fort.
  2385. «Egg_Discord» I get the biggest WTF look on my face and quickly push him down
  2386. «Writefag4» (What is the status of the other two.)
  2387. «Sunfire» My mouth is agape as HT flaunts her stuff standing over me in the front seat.
  2388. «Egg_Discord» "HT, what in the everliving FUCK are you thinking?"
  2389. «Sunfire» "The hell are you doing?"
  2390. «Globebutt» Jared looks pretty normal. Eyes look a little weird. Hair's just brown, though.
  2391. «Mr.Jared»  has uploaded a new photo.
  2392. «Globebutt» I said roll, not upload a meme!
  2393. «Alex» (Do I have to roll for HT as well?)
  2394. «Mr.Jared» (d?)
  2395. «HTBK» I fall down next to Sunfire, blinking slowly.
  2396. «Writefag4» (Write is a blue furry, Sunfire and HTBK are full pony. Egg is even ponier than Write.)
  2397. «Mr.Jared»  has deleted a photo.
  2398. «HTBK» "...I don't know."
  2399. «HTBK» "But I think it was worth it."
  2400. «Globebutt» (d10.)
  2401. «Globebutt» (No, Alex; not unless you saw the ass.)
  2402. «Mr.Jared» (7)
  2403. «HTBK» "..."
  2404. «HTBK» I look up at Egg.
  2405. «Egg_Discord» "What are you talking about? You wanna get us sent to some science lab?"
  2406. «Sunfire» "What were you trying to accomplish?" I scold HT.
  2407. «HTBK» "...They're...like us, Egg."
  2408. «Globebutt» Jared, you reach forth and touch the butt. Retroactively.
  2409. «Alex» Alex calls back to Write "I was actually just asking you folks the same thing,"
  2410. «Mr.Jared» *blankface*
  2411. «Mr.Jared» wait...
  2412. «Egg_Discord» "...You mean they're turning into ponies too?" I say, staring into his eyes.
  2413. «Globebutt» Because you took so long to roll, that you hand must now reach through time and space.
  2414. «Mr.Jared» why the fuck did i just do that
  2415. «Ewo» "Who said trees?"
  2416. «Globebutt» Because it felt good!
  2417. «HTBK» "Yeah. Like that."
  2418. «Alex» (Well, I kinda did, and got a 10.)
  2419. «Alex» (I was standing next to Jared, so...)
  2420. «Writefag4» I sigh. "Well I suppose not then. We don't know anything either."
  2421. «HTBK» "I was...going to show him what kind of people we were, Sun..."
  2422. «Globebutt» You know you want some. Roll another d10, both of you.
  2423. «Mr.Jared» (10)
  2424. «Sunfire» I look at HT, shocked. "Get ahold of yourself!"
  2425. «HTBK» (HA HA HA)
  2426. «Globebutt» (Dammit, HT, how do I do this?)
  2427. «Alex» (3)
  2428. «HTBK» (Do what, Globe?)
  2429. «Mr.Jared» (is this bad?)
  2430. «Globebutt» J, your pants feel itchy all of the sudden.)
  2431. «Egg_Discord» "But why show off your va-" I stop myself, trying to not give in, "Why do it that way?"
  2432. «Globebutt» (Handle Alex's attraction to your ass after you've all moved on with the dialogue!)
  2433. «Mr.Jared» *itch pant*
  2434. «HTBK» "I, uh...don't know..."
  2435. «Writefag4» "We were heading back to the Con center. Figure its the only likely explanation.
  2436. «HTBK» My head sinks.
  2437. «HTBK» "I just...wanted to..."
  2438. «Writefag4» "Unless you were in Stuttergart yesterday evening too."
  2439. «HTBK» "God dammit."
  2440. «Mr.Jared» stuttergart?!
  2441. «Globebutt» (Two nights ago. Last night you were in Nowhersville.)
  2442. «Egg_Discord» "HT, think human thoughts. Think of your clinic and fellow doctors.:
  2443. «Globebutt» (Stuttgart. Where the con you went to, too, took place.)
  2444. «Writefag4» (I'm just making up town names. Write can't be bothered to keep track.)
  2445. «HTBK» "I think some of them would've done more than just poke it, if you know what I mean."
  2446. «Mr.Jared» -God, why am i itchy?-
  2447. «Ewo» I sit down, unable to get an answer.
  2448. «Alex» Alex's eyes linger on HT momentarily, causing him to drag out his last sentence before shaking his head
  2449. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2450. «Globebutt» Anyone looking at Jared right now?
  2451. «HTBK» "I think Dr. Johnson fucked horses, actually..."
  2452. «SpitFire»  left the chat.
  2453. «Mr.Jared» So... are we going somewhere anytime soon?
  2454. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, let's not forget what happened last time you did th-" I shut my whore mouth before I finished.
  2455. «Writefag4» "Hello?" I wave my hand in front of Alex's face.
  2456. «Egg_Discord» "...Why did you hire a horse fucker, HT?"
  2457. «HTBK» "He did good work."
  2458. «Ewo» I walk closer to everyone
  2459. «Globebutt» You want to pay the good doctor a visit now.
  2460. «Egg_Discord» "On what? Fixing the patients or fucking them?"
  2461. «Alex» Alex snaps out of it and looks at Writefag "Yeah, we just came from there..."
  2462. «HTBK» "And I didn't "hire" him. He was one of those...ooooh..."
  2463. «HTBK» I suppress a shudder.
  2464. «Globebutt» A green-furred... unicorn-man? Approaches the car.
  2465. «HTBK» "Egg...can't tell if this is a human thought or not. But it's...okay."
  2466. «Mr.Jared» oh hey... you...
  2467. «Globebutt» Her hair is brown, and her ears are pointy.
  2468. «Globebutt» She notices Jared's ears match.
  2469. «Egg_Discord» "What's okay, HT?" I'm scared. I really am.
  2470. «Ewo» "Did anyone say trees over here? I'm not going to ask again."
  2471. «HTBK» "That you...ya know."
  2472. «HTBK» "It's...okay."
  2473. «Mr.Jared» oh...
  2474. «Writefag4» "And" I glance over them taking stock. "So he's mostly normal." I hook a thumb at Jared. "And you and him" I point at the other guy. "Feeling the effects?"
  2475. «HTBK» "NOBODY SAID ANY TREES, YOU HIPPIE!"
  2476. «Sunfire» I pat HT for comfort. "Keep thinking human thoughts..."
  2477. «Alex» "Yes, very much so,"
  2478. «» Shinto joined the chat.
  2479. «Egg_Discord» "No, what I did was NOT okay. We're two straight guys, and here we are, trying to fuck each other. It's not okay at all."
  2480. «Mr.Jared» Normal? now what the hella re you talking about, blue pony guy?
  2481. «Mr.Jared»  feel perfectly normal
  2482. «Writefag4» I sigh hearing this going on behind me.
  2483. «Ewo» I poke at Alex's shoulder
  2484. «HTBK» "well, you didn't try to "fuck" me, per se..."
  2485. «Globebutt» Writefag, you would have noticed his ears tell a quite different story.
  2486. «HTBK» I poke Sun's chest.
  2487. «Writefag4» "I don't suppose you have some spare sanity in your car. We ran out two stops ago."
  2488. «HTBK» "Yeah. human thoughts."
  2489. «Alex» "What do you want, Ewo?"
  2490. «Writefag4» (Were they like that when he was first peerin gin the window. He hasn't been paying attention.)
  2491. «Egg_Discord» "Still, that's something a guy generally asks for permission to do before he does it."
  2492. «» Shinto(Oh god, did I walk into a clop portion?)
  2493. «Mr.Jared» I do have alcohol, if thats what you are asking
  2494. «Ewo» "Hey, I'm just... sorry for acting up I guess."
  2495. «Sunfire» (Not particularly)
  2496. «HTBK» "These aren't "General" circumstances, Egg."
  2497. «» FilledWithAge joined the chat.
  2498. «Egg_Discord» (No. In fact, you missed it.)
  2499. «Globebutt» No, they were not like that before, J. That happened when HTBK mooned you.
  2500. «HTBK» "It's, uh...okay. I understand why."
  2501. «HTBK» "We'll fix it..."
  2502. «Globebutt» Err, W asked that question. Facts still apply.
  2503. «Writefag4» "Because its really a mess in there."
  2504. «Mr.Jared» What were not like that? what the hell are you sproting out?
  2505. «Egg_Discord» "Of course we will." You try to avoid looking into his eyes. Better not risk letting Sir Petersburg down there take over again.
  2506. «Mr.Jared» *pulls out a flask and takes a swig*
  2507. «Globebutt» You heard nothing and know nothing until someone says so; never mind, J.
  2508. «Sunfire» I nod with HT. "Yeah, we have no choice but to find a fix."
  2509. «HTBK» "...That, or we'll just become ponies and suffer a horrific, horrific fate."
  2510. «HTBK» "But let's not do that."
  2511. «Globebutt» (Though if we do go, I'm taking you all with me, said HTBK.)
  2512. «HTBK» (About right.)
  2513. «Mr.Jared» Wait, why are you guys just sitting out here?
  2514. «Ewo» I offer a hug to Alex "Can you forgive me?"
  2515. «HTBK» "...Can't tell if this is human either, but...can I have that hug now?"
  2516. «Sunfire» "Think about being two human friends hugging as we do it, 'k?"
  2517. «Alex» (Sorry, roommates are talking to me.)
  2518. «Alex» (and I am on a netbook.)
  2519. «Writefag4» (I'll get distracted for a moment then.)
  2520. «Egg_Discord» "...Alright, but one hug. And remember, we're friends, not lovers."
  2521. «Sunfire» (or... damn it, whatever works.)
  2522. «HTBK» "...yeah. Human friends. Hugging."
  2523. «Sunfire» (group hug~)
  2524. «Mr.Jared» *can i get char desc of any other person i can see?*
  2525. «Writefag4» I turn on the car. "What is going on over here!?"
  2526. «Alex» "Sure... you little idiot," Wraps his arms around Ewo. "Everything is gonna work out, alright?"
  2527. «Egg_Discord» Group hug indeed.
  2528. «HTBK» And then they had a group hug.
  2529. «Globebutt» Can Jared see inside the window?
  2530. «HTBK» "...By the way, Egg?"
  2531. «Ewo» "Did I ever like trees any bit like this before, Alex?"
  2532. «HTBK» "If you give in, I call middle."
  2533. «Mr.Jared» (i think i can, i touched ass remember?)
  2534. «HTBK» *Tiny hat pone in passenger seat*
  2535. «Globebutt» (You might have reached up, and the guy closest to the window might be too hard to see.)
  2536. «Sunfire» *ice cream pone in passenger seat*
  2537. «Alex» "I don't know, I didn't know you very well before,"
  2538. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. I understand, HT. Just... Don' present yourself to me like that again, alright?"
  2539. «Mr.Jared» Its getting cold out here, can i come into the van?
  2540. «HTBK» "Yeah, I won't. That was a horrible idea..."
  2541. «Globebutt» (I want to come inside, Sun Bonnet!)
  2542. «HTBK» I rest my head on Sunfire.
  2543. «Ewo» I look towards the van "So... what's going on over here?"
  2544. «HTBK» (...AAAAAAAAAAAH)
  2545. «Globebutt» Jared, it's the middle of summer. I'd think you'd be getting warm.
  2546. «HTBK» "If I imagine you as a human, do you think I can stay here?"
  2547. «Sunfire» "I guess it wouldn't hurt to try..." I smile at HT.
  2548. «Writefag4» Write just stares in the window before turning back to Alex and Ewo.
  2549. «Alex» "I have no idea," he looks back to Write.
  2550. «Egg_Discord» I then climb back to the back seats.
  2551. «HTBK» I put on that distinct "almost-fucked" smile.
  2552. «HTBK» "Good. Don't call me master."
  2553. «Egg_Discord» (How long are they gonna keep this charade up?)
  2554. «Writefag4» "We are not keeping it together here. You're heading back right?"
  2555. «HTBK» I curl up on the seat.
  2556. «Mr.Jared» *bang on van door* hey god damn lovers, you two can rent a room when we get back to town, lets effing go
  2557. «Alex» "Heading back to what? The convention?"
  2558. «HTBK» "SCRAM, YA HIPPY!"
  2559. «Mr.Jared» *sigh* *take another drink from the flask*
  2560. «Writefag4» "Yeah. We don't know where else to go."
  2561. «Ewo» I smile at Write, a bit nervously.
  2562. «Globebutt» You could always head into the mountains-- or the forest!
  2563. «Mr.Jared» (is the van door locked?)
  2564. «Alex» "Is your van still working? Our car is ridden into the ground,"
  2565. «Ewo» "...Maybe you could go into the forest!"
  2566. «Globebutt» Ewo is a brilliant thinker.
  2567. «Sunfire» (we really are going to be the pony party van, aren't we)
  2568. «Alex» Alex smacks Ewo in the back of the head
  2569. «HTBK» "...You know, I never did take that piss."
  2570. «HTBK» (Without a doubt.)
  2571. «Ewo» "Oww..."
  2572. «Writefag4» "I um. I'm not sure.
  2573. «Egg_Discord» "Hey, can I go first? I've got to go really bad." I say while dancing.
  2574. «Writefag4» I try and count out passengers and seats.
  2575. «Mr.Jared» *attempt to open van door*
  2576. «Globebutt» If the van door's locked, you should say so. Jared keeps trying to come inside.
  2577. «HTBK» "Shut up, Egg. We'll go together."
  2578. «Writefag4» (Its not locked.)
  2579. «Globebutt» I think he's on the side opposite Alex and Ewo?
  2580. «Sunfire» "Are you sure that's a good idea?"
  2581. «HTBK» I hope out the window, and land with a *thud*.
  2582. «Egg_Discord» "Just gotta think human thoughts and look away from each other."
  2583. «HTBK» "I reckon, Sun. We won't look at each other."
  2584. «Writefag4» "Yes I think so. Um. If we put the two ponies on one seat and sit up the guy we have passed out we should be able to fit.
  2585. «HTBK» "Exactly, Egg."
  2586. «Mr.Jared» *examine HTBK*
  2587. «HTBK» And with that, I trot off into the bush.
  2588. «Egg_Discord» I open the door and walk out with her-er-him to the bushes.
  2589. «Alex» "Is that fine with you? I uh... don't want to impose,"
  2590. «HTBK» *You see Pone going to take piss.*
  2591. «Mr.Jared» *examine egg*
  2592. «HTBK» "No peeping."
  2593. «HTBK» Fortunately, country doctors tend to have been country boys. Busting one on a bush is second-nature.
  2594. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, alright." I turn away and unzip my pants. OOOOH sweet release.
  2595. «Globebutt» You see a pink-furred man with large muscles and orange hair emerge from the vehicle.
  2596. «Writefag4» "I have no idea. By my calculations we're pretty screwed either way."
  2597. «Sunfire» I sigh and just settle down in the passenger seat once again.
  2598. «Mr.Jared» (that one is for?)
  2599. «HTBK» "..."
  2600. «HTBK» "Could you not sound so...loud?"
  2601. «Alex» Alex shrugs.
  2602. «Globebutt» He accompanies a yellow-coated mare with a very short tail and mane and a hat on her flank.
  2603. «Writefag4» "I guess. Grab your things. We don't have much trunk space."
  2604. «Egg_Discord» "I can't help it! I've been holding it in for a while."
  2605. «Writefag4» I walk over and pop the trunk.
  2606. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2607. «HTBK» "..."
  2608. «Alex» "Kinda abandoned our things at the last motel, sorta left in a hurry..."
  2609. «Mr.Jared» is that...
  2610. «HTBK» "so how long is it?"
  2611. «Mr.Jared» a actual pony?
  2612. «Writefag4» Do you even have your passports. I guess. Nevermind. We'll work that out when we have less equine problems."
  2613. «Egg_Discord» "Uh Uh WHAT?"
  2614. «» Shinto left the chat.
  2615. «Sunfire» (scroll locking for a bit)
  2616. «HTBK» "...How long is it?"
  2617. «Writefag4» I close the trunk.
  2618. «Ewo» I poke at Write's shoulder
  2619. «Mr.Jared» da fuq?
  2620. «Alex» "Even if I did have my passport, I doubt it would apply to me like this..."
  2621. «Writefag4» "Yeah?"
  2622. «Mr.Jared» *takes a long drink from the flask*
  2623. «Egg_Discord» "I'm not telling you. Unless you want us both to turn into a couple of horny horses."
  2624. «HTBK» "I'm not a unicorn."
  2625. «Writefag4» "Well trying to think positive. If we all suddenly change back I don't want to be lost in Germany without a passport.
  2626. «Ewo» "If I'm going to ride with you... It might be best to not let me look out the window"
  2627. «HTBK» "Now shut up and tell me."
  2628. «Writefag4» Okay. You can have center seat in the rear I suppose.
  2629. «Writefag4» Actually.
  2630. «Mr.Jared» Where can i sit amoung all you... ponies?
  2631. «Writefag4» "Actually." I pull off the sleeping mask that I've been wearing around my neck all day."
  2632. «Writefag4» "Will this help? I don't think I need it for the plane anymore.
  2633. «Egg_Discord» "...about 20 inches."
  2634. «HTBK» "...No. No way."
  2635. «Egg_Discord» I hang my head in shame as I utter this
  2636. «Ewo» "Oh, yeah, that seems great! ... as long as I don't try to take a peek anyways"
  2637. «Globebutt» You gun' have a hard time keepin' that in, boy.
  2638. «Egg_Discord» 'I have a horse dick, remember?" I say as I finish up.
  2639. «Mr.Jared» *gets in car and finda a empty seat*
  2640. «HTBK» "Twenty...inches..."
  2641. «Writefag4» I go back to the car and knock on the window.
  2642. «HTBK» I suppress a shudder. Oh boy.
  2643. «Globebutt» It sounds like you want to look.
  2644. «HTBK» "...Can I see?"
  2645. «Egg_Discord» You think I don't know that. It was a struggle keeping it in the first time.
  2646. «Egg_Discord» I zip my pants up as soon as he says that. "Absolutely not."
  2647. «Sunfire» I don't even want to know what is going on.
  2648. «Writefag4» "We have some new passengers. You'll be sitting next to HT is that okay, sun?"
  2649. «Mr.Jared» ^
  2650. «HTBK» "Then I'll need you to go for about 4 minutes?"
  2651. «Globebutt» (Penises!)
  2652. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. I was about to head back into the car anyway. Hurry up."
  2653. «Alex» (Man, I'm surprised I've gone this long without going full der- I mean pony.)
  2654. «Sunfire» "Yeah... that's alright I guess. We'll just have to pretend we're humans really hard the whole way."
  2655. «HTBK» "Pfffthaha."
  2656. «HTBK» I cough into my hoof and try to lower my tail.
  2657. «HTBK» "...You should go."
  2658. «Mr.Jared» Crazy ass dream i tell you
  2659. «Alex» Alex climbs into the vehicle at some point "The trick is to realize you're not 'pretending'.
  2660. «Mr.Jared» *holds up flask*
  2661. «Mr.Jared» drink anyone?
  2662. «Ewo» I get in the van and give the first pony I see a bit of scratching behind the ear
  2663. «Writefag4» (I'm assuming they sit quake up and lean him to the side. Honestly at this point it might be better just to leave him in the other car.)
  2664. «Globebutt» Full pony, you mean?
  2665. «Sunfire» I'm staying in the front seat, in a position of making myself as inaccessible to the newcomers as possible.
  2666. «Ewo» (Yes)
  2667. «Globebutt» Then you don't see any.
  2668. «Egg_Discord» "i hurry back into the van. "So, we taking these guys with us to Stuttgard?"
  2669. «Globebutt» At least.
  2670. «Ewo» (Well as soon as I do, I will)
  2671. «Writefag4» (All full ponies are riding shotgun. Ewo in the back. Other 3 can shuffle around.
  2672. «Globebutt» Stealth roll, Ms. Strawberry.
  2673. «HTBK» After Egg departs, I shudder and trot back to the car. I climb into the passenger seat, sporting a pronounced bluff.
  2674. «HTBK» blush*
  2675. «Egg_Discord» (HT)
  2676. «Egg_Discord» (Wat R U Doin?)
  2677. «Egg_Discord» (HT)
  2678. «HTBK» (Ha ha what awful timing.)
  2679. «Egg_Discord» (Stawp)
  2680. «Sunfire» (6)
  2681. «Globebutt» You easily avoid the ear-scratcher's gaze.
  2682. «Mr.Jared» eqpgudaasasasasa
  2683. «Globebutt» Jared, what's up with you?
  2684. «Writefag4» "You're right. It is starting to smell a little in there." I'm rolling down my window.
  2685. «HTBK» I curl up next to Sun and mumble into her ear:
  2686. «HTBK» "Twenty. inches."
  2687. «Mr.Jared» *drinking*
  2688. «Ewo» I sit in the back and put the mask on.
  2689. «Sunfire» "Oooook? What?" I look confused at HT.
  2690. «HTBK» "Egg. twenty."
  2691. «HTBK» "Can you believe that?"
  2692. «Writefag4» "Everyone set? Humans put on your seatbelts?"
  2693. «Mr.Jared» yep
  2694. «Mr.Jared» so many pony people
  2695. «Egg_Discord» "I'm ready to go. Let's hurry this up, please." (Pony levels on everybody?)
  2696. «Mr.Jared» this has to be a dream or something
  2697. «Writefag4» "If you want we can drop you off. I'm sure we'll pass by some town."
  2698. «Globebutt» His ears move forward and back as he says this.
  2699. «Writefag4» "By the way." I adust the mirror to look at Jared.
  2700. «Mr.Jared» (whose)
  2701. «Sunfire» "Damn it, don't go putting ideas in my head." I sigh at HT.
  2702. «Globebutt» You're already right outside Füssen.
  2703. «HTBK» "Hmph. Fine."
  2704. «HTBK» I rest my head on her shoulder.
  2705. «HTBK» "...You're pretty fuzzy for a human."
  2706. «Globebutt» But you don't mind at all! Roll fort, HT.
  2707. «Sunfire» "...Can't help being hairy."
  2708. «Writefag4» "Nice ears. I guess you're with us for the long run then."
  2709. «HTBK» (7, 2.)
  2710. «HTBK» "No. S'pose you can't."
  2711. «Mr.Jared» Ears?
  2712. «HTBK» "But you...are...human. Was your dad that hairy?"
  2713. «Mr.Jared» *hands go to ears*
  2714. «Globebutt» It feels right to lay down on a human's lap.
  2715. «Mr.Jared» what the hell?
  2716. «Writefag4» Wait? I thought both ponies were in the front?
  2717. «Globebutt» Err, shou... wherever.
  2718. «Sunfire» (We are.)
  2719. «Writefag4» So who's lap is it?
  2720. «Sunfire» (We're trying to pretend we're both humans to stave off PON gains)
  2721. «Globebutt» Sun's shoulder.
  2722. «Mr.Jared» WHAT THE FUCK!
  2723. «Writefag4» (Oh.)
  2724. «Mr.Jared» ohmyfuckinggodwhatthefuckiswrongwithmyears!
  2725. «Globebutt» Your ears are downright horsey, Jared.
  2726. «Sunfire» (otherwise its http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiXr1jRJJOs all over again)
  2727. «Writefag4» I peel out of the lake road.
  2728. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2729. «Mr.Jared» Wait, does that mean...
  2730. «Writefag4» (You best be belivin in ponies.)
  2731. «Mr.Jared» i's turn ing into...
  2732. «Mr.Jared» oh god
  2733. «Globebutt» (write++)
  2734. «Mr.Jared» *pasout*
  2735. «Alex» Alex looks at Jared and snickers. "Welcome to the herd, jack ass,"
  2736. «Egg_Discord» This isn't right. You shouldn't, but... it seems like he-she-WHATEVER HT is really wants you...
  2737. «Globebutt» (Hee, haw.)
  2738. «Ewo» "I figure we're all in the same sort of situation then?"
  2739. «Alex» "It certainly looks that way,"
  2740. «Globebutt» (Tell me your destination, Writefire.)
  2741. «Sunfire» (what)
  2742. «Writefag4» (Help I've merged with spitfire)
  2743. «Writefag4» (I mean sunfire.)
  2744. «Writefag4» Convention center.
  2745. «Ewo» "Did anyone else get an unexpected sex change? Just wondering."
  2746. «Globebutt» (Everyone's on fire!)
  2747. «Sunfire» "Deal with it" I call back, somewhat callously.
  2748. «Writefag4» I raise a hand from the front seat. "I did."
  2749. «Egg_Discord» "Well, Sun and HT certainly did, Ewo"
  2750. «Mr.Jared» *wakeup*
  2751. «Mr.Jared» uggg
  2752. «Globebutt» (Just in time to hear about marehoods!)
  2753. «Egg_Discord» "I'm the only one of us three who still has their buddy."
  2754. «Egg_Discord» *four
  2755. «HTBK» "I am, in fact, of the fairer sex."
  2756. «Ewo» "Well... it's good that I'm not alone then."
  2757. «HTBK» "I suggest dealing with it."
  2758. «HTBK» "...And keep that thing away from males, they go insane."
  2759. «Globebutt» Though don't you just love it?
  2760. «Writefag4» (According to HTBK you have enough for all of us.)
  2761. «HTBK» I do. But hush, you.
  2762. «Mr.Jared» keep what away? where the hell am i? i just woke up from the craziest dream
  2763. «Mr.Jared» wait
  2764. «HTBK» After a moment, I poke Sun's flank.
  2765. «Writefag4» "Don't worry. You're still dreaming."
  2766. «Alex» Shifts his eyes to the corner of their available space. "I don't go insane, I don't think about it at all, ever,"
  2767. «Globebutt» (You doze off more than narcoleptic pone!)
  2768. «HTBK» "So have you ever seen this one?"
  2769. «Egg_Discord» "He's referring to mare vagina's. If you have one, keep your pants on. HT here and I learned that the hard way."
  2770. «HTBK» "This...pony, I mean."
  2771. «HTBK» "In the show, or something?"
  2772. «Mr.Jared» Im going back to speep now
  2773. «Globebutt» Says the one who whipped his horse cock out in front of everyone.
  2774. «HTBK» I call back to Egg. "Emphasis on hard!"
  2775. «Mr.Jared» *sleep
  2776. «Sunfire» "Mm? I wouldn't know what you're talking about," I avert my gaze back and forth.
  2777. «HTBK» "Oh...yeah."
  2778. «HTBK» "So, uh...who was your favorite?"
  2779. «Egg_Discord» Hey, that was justified at that point. "Stop trying to be friends with my cock, HT!"
  2780. «HTBK» "Like, of the mane 6 or whatever."
  2781. «HTBK» "I may not like him, but he sure likes me!"
  2782. «Writefag4» "I don't think that would help the situation."
  2783. «Writefag4» "Lets talk about planning a buisness merger. Thats human right?"
  2784. «Egg_Discord» "I SAID STOP IT!" I look away, extremely embarrased.
  2785. «Sunfire» I muse over this for a moment. "I dunno, Rainbow Dash probably. The type who gets shit done."
  2786. «HTBK» "Fine, fine. Buzzkill."
  2787. «HTBK» I chuckle into my hoof.
  2788. «HTBK» "Mergers are okay, Write. But...seriously, Sun? Are you saying Dash got more shit done than Applejack?"
  2789. «Writefag4» Or you know whats probably better. Politics. Who wants to talk Politics?
  2790. «Globebutt» Roll fort to see if you smack him in the face or not.
  2791. «Globebutt» (Not really.)
  2792. «Ewo» "Yeah... Applejack sure bucks a lot of... um.... nevermind."
  2793. «Alex» "Uh... I liked Twilight, actually,"
  2794. «Sunfire» (I think there's enough people we need to use names instead of pronouns as much as possible)
  2795. «Mr.Jared» Sure il talk politics
  2796. «Egg_Discord» "Anything BUT Politics, Write. As for me, I always thought Pinkie Pie was the funniest."
  2797. «HTBK» (Indeed, Sunfire.)
  2798. «Writefag4» "This is not going to help the manner. Talk about some other cartoon or something."
  2799. «Sunfire» I just look at HT. "Implying Applejack isn't a background character."
  2800. «Mr.Jared» *drink from flask and cork it*
  2801. «HTBK» "Funny you should say that, Egg, because I know someone who believes that Pinkie is the love-slave of Dash and Applejack~"
  2802. «HTBK» ...
  2803. «Alex» "Yeah... Right," He thinks. "SO, how about that hurricane?"
  2804. «HTBK» I cough into my hoof again.
  2805. «Mr.Jared» nuts i tell you, err, whats yuor name?
  2806. «Sunfire» I chuckle a bit at HT. "I'm joking."
  2807. «Writefag4» "Oh god." I turn on the radio. Loud. I don't care if its German.
  2808. «HTBK» "Applejack is *so* not a background character. She has, like, her own episodes."
  2809. «Globebutt» Conversation goes on like this for about an hour before you reach the outskirts of Ulm.
  2810. «Mr.Jared» Hell, what are any of your names? mine is jared
  2811. «Egg_Discord» "...HT, how long has it been since you've gotten laid?" Why does EVERYTHING HT talks about right now go straight back to sex?
  2812. «Ewo» I start thinking of trees killed in the hurricane
  2813. «HTBK» "You remember my ex?"
  2814. «Alex» Alex covers his ears at the constant murmurs of sex.
  2815. «Egg_Discord» "...right. Forgot about that."
  2816. «HTBK» "Guys, look! It's the birthplace of Johan Gambolpuddy Whizbang Appleknocker..."
  2817. «Mr.Jared» *take more drink from flask*
  2818. «HTBK» "Whatever that guy's name was."
  2819. «Sunfire» "Awesome!"
  2820. «Writefag4» (Help Globe. How much longer in this car?)
  2821. «Globebutt» Thirty five minutes from Ulm until Greater Stuttgart.
  2822. «HTBK» I crack a grin.
  2823. «HTBK» "Hey. Hey. who was your favorite python?"
  2824. «Sunfire» "Like, Monty Python?"
  2825. «Globebutt» You'll have been driving for maybe three hours then. It'll be 11 AM. Time for lunch, maybe?
  2826. «HTBK» "Yeah, yeah."
  2827. «Alex» "In the name of Celestia, does that flask not have a bottom?" he exclaims at Jared. "I swear it's like you just pretend to sip from it to look 'edgy',"
  2828. «Sunfire» I stare at HT all confused-like. "Cleese probably, why?"
  2829. «Ewo» "John Cleese, definitely."
  2830. «HTBK» "Because the Pythons were awesome. And Cleese was so the best."
  2831. «HTBK» "...You know, Sun. we've been doing this all wrong.
  2832. «Egg_Discord» "I like John Cleese too. Him and Eric Idle are right at the top."
  2833. «Mr.Jared» *points to alex* you, whats your name again?
  2834. «Writefag4» "Okay. We have about a half hour to go you guys. Any last requests?"
  2835. «Alex» "Alex..."
  2836. «Ewo» I smile "My favourite episode is How to Identify Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Ways Away"
  2837. «Globebutt» It's about 10:30, and none of you had very much breakfast.
  2838. «Mr.Jared» Alex... to awnser your question, i take tiny sips, i have pre shit in this baby
  2839. «Mr.Jared» pure*
  2840. «Sunfire» (I love RPs, how else can you spend 8 hours to pass four and a half hours)
  2841. «Egg_Discord» (same here. This shit is fun.)
  2842. «HTBK» "I mean...some things are really weird. I've seen ladies, with beards. Other things, just make you wanna cry. But when you've turned into a pony, don't whine and get all moany; just remind yourself you're human and then you..."
  2843. «Alex» "Uh... can we stop for a bite to eat? I haven't eaten since I became like this... We could send someone passable in to get food for us?" He asks hopefully.
  2844. «Mr.Jared» *holds flask to alex* want some?
  2845. «HTBK» I begin humming an off-key version of "Always look on the bright side of life".
  2846. «Egg_Discord» "I think I'm gonna stay in here this time." I can't help but laugh at HT.
  2847. «Alex» "Don't be disgusting, I don't want your booze,"
  2848. «Mr.Jared» suit yourself
  2849. «Sunfire» I chuckle at HT
  2850. «Writefag4» "Do we have to stop? How about an apple?"
  2851. «Mr.Jared» *takes another drink*
  2852. «HTBK» "Come on. Don't leave me hanging, people."
  2853. «Writefag4» I pull the bag out from under my seat. Conviently I bought 7.
  2854. «Sunfire» I sigh and embarrassedly try to join in the humming.
  2855. «HTBK» "Always look on the bri--oh hey an apple."
  2856. «Egg_Discord» I start to sing along as well.
  2857. «Writefag4» (Wait no. I bought 4/5 depending if you count the one I speared.)
  2858. «HTBK» I blink and stare at Write's sack of apples.
  2859. «Globebutt» Everyone who sees the apples, make a fort check.
  2860. «Alex» "An apple would be lovely..."
  2861. «Egg_Discord» (9.)
  2862. «Alex» (What if I just want an apple? I'm freakin hungry.)
  2863. «Writefag4» (Myself included? I knew they were coming.)
  2864. «Egg_Discord» (I think this might be the part where I go full pony.)
  2865. «Globebutt» Except you, Write. Alex, you still gotta make one.
  2866. «HTBK» (3. Lucky me.)
  2867. «Mr.Jared» *id make the escuse that i was drinking or looking out window but that is fag talk*
  2868. «Alex» (7)
  2869. «Writefag4» (Its like opening a can of snakes on a plane.)
  2870. «Sunfire» (1. phew.)
  2871. «Egg_Discord» (I rolled a Pone 3)
  2872. «Mr.Jared» (3)
  2873. «Mr.Jared» meh, apples
  2874. «Alex» (Fairwell humanity.)
  2875. «Egg_Discord» (You and me both, Alex)
  2876. «Mr.Jared» *looks out window again*
  2877. «Globebutt» Egg and Alex both snatch apples with their mouths from through the plastic sack!
  2878. «HTBK» "Hm. Philistines."
  2879. «Egg_Discord» Holy SHIT this tastes so good!
  2880. «Globebutt» The bottom tears open, and apples spill everywhere. (Alex, another d10.)
  2881. «Ewo» "What's going on?"
  2882. «Egg_Discord» Is this, like, the best fucking apple EVER?!
  2883. «Alex» Alex takes a massive bite out of the apple "This. Is. DELICIOUS,"
  2884. «Mr.Jared» Huh?
  2885. «HTBK» I pick one up and pull it onto the passenger seat.
  2886. «Alex» (3)
  2887. «Mr.Jared» what the fuck is going on back here?
  2888. «Writefag4» "Jesus."
  2889. «HTBK» "Sun, you wanna split one? If nobody gives it to us, we can't be domesticated."
  2890. «Globebutt» Damn straight it is! And even as you take a bite, it seems like it's getting bigger!
  2891. «Globebutt» Or maybe...?
  2892. «Sunfire» "Sure, that sounds like a plan."
  2893. «Ewo» "I'm hungry too..."
  2894. «Egg_Discord» HOLY SHIT, IT GROWS?! This is some awesome shit happening here right now!
  2895. «Mr.Jared» ?
  2896. «Mr.Jared» What?!
  2897. «Writefag4» "You two want one?" I ask to the ponies in the seat.
  2898. «Mr.Jared» *looks to egg*
  2899. «HTBK» I put the apple on the seat and take a bite.
  2900. «Globebutt» Egg appears to be rapidly becoming a pony.
  2901. «Mr.Jared» growing apple?
  2902. «HTBK» "Eat up, Sunny."
  2903. «Writefag4» "Calm down back there you two."
  2904. «Mr.Jared» WHAT>!?!@#$!@
  2905. «HTBK» "Already got one, Write. thanks."
  2906. «Mr.Jared» *logic=0*
  2907. «Egg_Discord» I look at Jared. "...What's the matter?"
  2908. «Mr.Jared» *points to egg* what the fuck is happening!
  2909. «Writefag4» I kind of also want one now. I wiggle my finger around without thinking too hard.
  2910. «Sunfire» I reach my neck over and take a bite of the apple that I'm sharing with HT. Never really realized how hungry I was before...
  2911. «Alex» Alex smiles sheepishly, taking a moment to remove the apple from his mouth. "Sorry..."
  2912. «Mr.Jared» Your face...
  2913. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2914. «Egg_Discord» "What are you talking abou-OH SHIT! IT'S HAPPENING! OH FUCK!"
  2915. «Writefag4» (7)
  2916. «Mr.Jared» oh god your become mor epony like
  2917. «HTBK» I smile at Sun. "Isn't it gr--" My head snaps to attention at Egg's cry.
  2918. «HTBK» "Nononono--"
  2919. «Globebutt» You grab an apple, Writefag. It is predictably spooky as it levitates off the floor.
  2920. «Egg_Discord» "NONONONONONONONO! CHANGE BACK! I WANT MY FINGERS BACK!!!"
  2921. «HTBK» I whip around to the back seat.
  2922. «HTBK» "Egg!"
  2923. «Globebutt» You fumble your apple, and it drops to the floor. Oddly enough, you had no trouble holding it with hooves before.
  2924. «HTBK» I practically tackle him. "Come on, fight it, stay with me..."
  2925. «Mr.Jared» What the hell is going on?!
  2926. «Globebutt» You are hit with a flying pony.
  2927. «Mr.Jared» why is he turning into more of a pony/!
  2928. «Egg_Discord» "I'm trying, but the changes won't stop!"
  2929. «Writefag4» I take a normal human bite out of it and start pulling over.
  2930. «Globebutt» He /is/ a pony, Mr. Jared.
  2931. «HTBK» "FIGHT IT!"
  2932. «Globebutt» There's a pony in the seat in front of you.
  2933. «HTBK» "Nononono come on Egg, you're a human, you're not..."
  2934. «Ewo» I reach around aimlessly, trying to get these apples people are talking about.
  2935. «Mr.Jared» (i know this globe)
  2936. «Globebutt» (I'm just DM narrating.)
  2937. «Alex» Alex's eyes go wide as he sees Write levitate the apple. He looks down at the apple in his hands and allows his tongue to hang out of the corner of his mouth in concentration. He brow furrows as he tries to lift the apple with his own horn.
  2938. «Egg_Discord» "I know! I'm fine. I'm not losing my mind yet." I start panting as the physical changes finish
  2939. «Globebutt» Ewo fails to grab apples, since they're all on the ground.
  2940. «HTBK» "No, no..."
  2941. «Globebutt» Roll 1d10, Alex.
  2942. «HTBK» I bite my lip at the...stallion...before me.
  2943. «HTBK» "oh no..."
  2944. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2945. «Mr.Jared» What the hell?!
  2946. «Egg_Discord» Um... HT. Can you please get off of me before we both do something we'll regret?"
  2947. «Alex» (7)
  2948. «HTBK» "God...dammit..."
  2949. «Sunfire» "Hey!" I chase after HT, grabbing her tail in my mouth, trying to pull her off of Egg.
  2950. «Mr.Jared» What the hell is in those apples?
  2951. «Writefag4» The car stops again. Unsecured apples roll forward.
  2952. «HTBK» As Sunfire takes hold, I am yanked off of Egg.
  2953. «HTBK» "YOW!"
  2954. «Writefag4» (Not super abrubt like last time though.)
  2955. «Globebutt» You lift the apple with ease as a purple-red glow envelops it, Alex.
  2956. «Egg_Discord» Crisis averted. THANK GOD. I am not ready for pony sex.
  2957. «HTBK» I glower at Sun. "Come on, what was that for?"
  2958. «Writefag4» "Okay. Okay. All the apples. Out of the car."
  2959. «Globebutt» Roll again, Alex.
  2960. «Mr.Jared» *pulls out flask* fucking hell man... *takes a sip then puts it away*
  2961. «Egg_Discord» "Because you were about to make a move on me, that's why, HT!"
  2962. «Sunfire» "We agreed you'd stay up front."
  2963. «Ewo» "I never got any..."
  2964. «Alex» "Ha! Neat..."
  2965. «HTBK» "I was no--Oh... we did."
  2966. «Writefag4» I grab any that have rolled forward. (Essentailly any that hasn't been grabbed by somoene. I chuck all but mine out.
  2967. «HTBK» With a grimace, I slip into the front seat.
  2968. «Alex» (10)
  2969. «HTBK» "Egg, are you coming up here?"
  2970. «Globebutt» You continue holding the apple even as the car comes to a halt.
  2971. «Egg_Discord» "...I-I don't know... Should I?"
  2972. «HTBK» "Just imagine you're human.
  2973. «Writefag4» I turn back after throwing any remaining apples out.
  2974. «Globebutt» A car honks its horn as it passes. Maybe you should have pulled over first!
  2975. «Writefag4» I did pull over.
  2976. «HTBK» (Globe, Write did pull over.)
  2977. «Sunfire» "No!" I yell at HT. "The point was to keep you away from Egg!"
  2978. «Egg_Discord» "...Alright." I walk out of the car into the front seat.
  2979. «Writefag4» > Writefag4I take a normal human bite out of it and start pulling over.
  2980. «Globebutt» (I only saw "The car comes to a stop.)
  2981. «HTBK» With a grumble, I flop over onto the passenger seat.
  2982. «HTBK» "...Oh. But...we can handle it, right?"
  2983. «HTBK» "He's not *that* handso..."
  2984. «Writefag4» "What are you doing?" I look over to Egg.
  2985. «HTBK» I bite down onto my hoof, yet again.
  2986. «HTBK» (BRB.)
  2987. «Mr.Jared» ok
  2988. «Sunfire» "I don't think so..." I look pissed off at HT.
  2989. «Mr.Jared» i think those apples are all out now
  2990. «Globebutt» Ewo, I'm surprised you're not protesting.
  2991. «Writefag4» "Get back in your seat."
  2992. «Egg_Discord» "I'm getting up front. Aren't the guys who are fully changed supposed to get up front?"
  2993. «Alex» Alex seems completely oblivious to the world, focused on levitating the apple. He reaches his head out and tries to take a bite without using his hands.
  2994. «Globebutt» Someone took away all those apples before you ever got to have any!
  2995. «Egg_Discord» "B-But why?"
  2996. «Writefag4» "No the idea was make enough room but now that I think about it. Perhaps the stallions shold stay in one row.
  2997. «Globebutt» You find it obnoxiously simple to bite without using your hands; who ever heard of a man biting with his hands?
  2998. «Mr.Jared» (who am i sitting with?)
  2999. «Alex» "But these guys are all half retarded!" Alex begins to wonder if he was not misorted at this point.
  3000. «Ewo» I don't think it's all that much of a problem... an apple wouldn't have been all that much anyways.
  3001. «Writefag4» Jared you're in back by Ewo and sleeping Quake.
  3002. «Writefag4» (What is Ewo's gender status?)
  3003. «Globebutt» Mr. Jared is sitting next to Quake (who's in a coma, and possibly suffering Whiplash), Alex, and Ewo.
  3004. «Egg_Discord» You grumble. "Fine. I'll sit in the back like a GOOD BOY." You say that last part with as much sarcasm and hate you can muster.
  3005. «Globebutt» Ewo has a horse cunt.
  3006. «Sunfire» (taking a moment to screen lock)
  3007. «Writefag4» "I didn't mean it that way. It just. You two seem to freak out whenever I'm not looking."
  3008. «HTBK» "I'll be your good girl, Egg!"
  3009. «HTBK» ...
  3010. «Writefag4» I take another bite of my own apple before chucking it out the window half eaten.
  3011. «HTBK» I introduce my face to the seat.
  3012. «HTBK» "Drive."
  3013. «Writefag4» I do start going again.
  3014. «Egg_Discord» You can't help but glance in horror at that statement, but... it felt right. She should be your girl, shouldn't she?
  3015. «Sunfire» I'm more than happy to help introduce HT to the seat too.
  3016. «Writefag4» (Somebody notice Alex is using magic.)
  3017. «Egg_Discord» No. That's a guy. A middle aged man who works with a horse fucker. You can't let yourself give in.
  3018. «Writefag4» (I'm assuming he's directly behind the drivers seat.)
  3019. «HTBK» I groan and weakly thump Sun's shoulder.
  3020. «HTBK» "Human."
  3021. «Globebutt» But you're a horse now, and you do want to fuck! You should at least get the name of that guy that she works with.
  3022. «Mr.Jared» im suprised some asshole has not hit us yet, being that we are in the middle of the freakin road
  3023. «Sunfire» "Human. Damn it."
  3024. «Writefag4» (We are not in the middle of the road.)
  3025. «HTBK» "...Human. Huuuman human. What was that one band, with the robots who said "human" a lot?"
  3026. «Globebutt» We're on the shoulder, Jared.
  3027. «Writefag4» We are also leaving.
  3028. «HTBK» "My assistant listened to them a lot."
  3029. «Writefag4» Vroom vroom.
  3030. «Globebutt» The car makes car noises, and you're on your way to Stuttgart! Nobody's getting nothin' in Ulm today.
  3031. «Egg_Discord» No, no no! Even if I wanted to get witha horse fucker, I'm not taking it up the ass! I'm not fucking anyone today!
  3032. «Writefag4» "So anyone remember anything strange about the Con? I mean aside from the fact it was a pony con"
  3033. «Ewo» I take a nap against whoever's to my side
  3034. «Mr.Jared» hmm, not much reallt
  3035. «Mr.Jared» other than creepy bronies
  3036. «Globebutt» Quake doesn't notice at all, Ewo.
  3037. «Mr.Jared» but thats natrual
  3038. «Sunfire» "I dunno, if someone can find my camera there's a ton of photos I shot there. It's the Canon 50D. -somewhere-"
  3039. «Globebutt» Half an hour later, you begin to see the buildings of the Greater Stuttgart region.
  3040. «Mr.Jared» il find it
  3041. «Mr.Jared» *search for camera*
  3042. «Alex» "Why were you even there, Jared?"
  3043. «Egg_Discord» Trying to push away thoughts involving HT, I remark, "I can't remember anything odd from there. It seemed like any other convention..."
  3044. «Globebutt» It might be a good time to look for food again, presuming nobody else pulls out any apples.
  3045. «Writefag4» (Its probably up front.)
  3046. «HTBK» The thought of Egg taking it up the ass is pleasing.
  3047. «Egg_Discord» (Hey!)
  3048. «Globebutt» Jared was probably there to party.
  3049. «HTBK» "..."
  3050. «HTBK» "Wait a second."
  3051. «HTBK» "WAit wait wait wait. Everyone stop."
  3052. «HTBK» "...How many of you...bought a doll?"
  3053. «HTBK» "How many of you?"
  3054. «Mr.Jared» ...
  3055. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  3056. «Sunfire» "..."
  3057. «HTBK» "How many of you touched a doll that someone else bought at the convention?"
  3058. «Ewo» "snore"
  3059. «Globebutt» The sound of silence is downright overwhelming.
  3060. «Writefag4» "Yeah. Huh?"
  3061. «Mr.Jared» umm
  3062. «Mr.Jared» maybe?
  3063. «Egg_Discord» "I think I did. YOu don't mean..."
  3064. «Sunfire» (eight and a half hours in, we found a plot point :v)
  3065. «Alex» "I didn't buy or touch nothing..." He takes another bite from his magically floating apple.
  3066. «Writefag4» (Or a herring.)
  3067. «HTBK» "Is this the silence of horrified realization, or the silence of embarrassment?"
  3068. «Globebutt» (I hide those plots well!)
  3069. «Mr.Jared» umm
  3070. «Sunfire» (or a lead of any sort)
  3071. «Mr.Jared» i sorta bought a whole bunch of them...
  3072. «HTBK» "I know that I kept mine in the trunk for a ways..."
  3073. «Sunfire» "I handled lots of stuff at that con."
  3074. «HTBK» "..."
  3075. «HTBK» I look down at the doll I stowed under the bench, and then at Jared.
  3076. «HTBK» "You there. Fatty. Pick up the doll."
  3077. «Egg_Discord» "Alex, right? Did anyone shove a doll onto you?"
  3078. «Mr.Jared» Im sorry what was that little pony man?
  3079. «Writefag4» I keep driving.
  3080. «HTBK» "Hug the doll, fatass."
  3081. «Mr.Jared» Im sorry ima little deaf right now say that again you fucking tiny horse
  3082. «Alex» "Yeah, It's Alex... And I don't really remember... Look at my color scheme! I would not approach something like me with a ten foot pole," He seems... oddly disappointed with himself.
  3083. «Sunfire» "Pick the doll up."
  3084. «HTBK» "Pick up the fuckin' doll, or I will see personally to it that you pound my tight pony pussy until you bleed out of your dick!"
  3085. «Globebutt» You find it hard to stop yourself shouting, Jared.
  3086. «HTBK» "...My, where did that come from?"
  3087. «Writefag4» "I... what?"
  3088. «Ewo» I wiggle against Jared a bit
  3089. «Mr.Jared» *take a swing at HTBK*
  3090. «Globebutt» You can't reach from the back seat.
  3091. «Writefag4» (Wouldn't yeah.)
  3092. «Mr.Jared» *get close then*
  3093. «Mr.Jared» *then swing*
  3094. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  3095. «Sunfire» in a car.
  3096. «Egg_Discord» Hey HEY! You down there! Stop getting excited! Get back into you little sheath thing!
  3097. «HTBK» Nb4 the car skitters off the highway, off a cliff, and into a forest full of ninjas.
  3098. «Sunfire» Assuming Jared gets in a position to be of any threat I'm going to push HT into the foot area
  3099. «Writefag4» (I'm focused on driving.)
  3100. «Ewo» I fall over, quickly sitting back up
  3101. «Alex» "This van is in service to Slaanesh..." He shakes his head sadly.
  3102. «Globebutt» >mfw the city of stuttgart was in a forest
  3103. «Mr.Jared» You want to call me a fatass to my face eh?
  3104. «Writefag4» "You know. I don't think we'll be getting our deposit back."
  3105. «Globebutt» >tfw you have no face
  3106. «HTBK» >Globe, wat do
  3107. «Egg_Discord» "Just pick up the doll. Our lives are at stake."
  3108. «Writefag4» I sigh and pull over again.
  3109. «Globebutt» There's a dumb man with horse ears looking at you from across the console. What do?
  3110. «Mr.Jared» *kick or punch HTBK, whatever is easier*
  3111. «Ewo» "W-what's going on?"
  3112. «Globebutt» Actually.
  3113. «Globebutt» Roll dodge.
  3114. «Sunfire» I already said I'm going to try to protect HT by pushing him off the seat further away.
  3115. «HTBK» >3
  3116. «Mr.Jared» (3)
  3117. «Alex» "Excuse me, mr. Write? I think now would be a good time to expell Jared from the sanctity of our vehicle,"
  3118. «Writefag4» "Actually I was thinking it would be good to get rid of Quake."
  3119. «Globebutt» Mr. Jared narrowly misses punching the short-maned pony!
  3120. «Mr.Jared» ...
  3121. «Egg_Discord» "I agree! Nobody messes with my darling HT!
  3122. «HTBK» The short ranged pony rolls over onto her back, flashing her bits.
  3123. «HTBK» "Say cheese."
  3124. «Mr.Jared» You know what
  3125. «Egg_Discord» "...Oh fuck, what is happening!"
  3126. «Globebutt» Roll fort, Jared.
  3127. «Mr.Jared» fuck you little horse
  3128. «Globebutt» You may yet do just that.
  3129. «Mr.Jared» (5)
  3130. «Alex» "Okay, maybe we should just kick out everyone," His eyes glaze over after being flashed.
  3131. «Egg_Discord» Avert your eyes, ye fool!
  3132. «Mr.Jared» (is equal to fort)
  3133. «Globebutt» You manage to resist the urge to rub the mare's belly, or do something perhaps more... unspeakable.
  3134. «Mr.Jared» You know what
  3135. «HTBK» Of course, Sun shoved me onto the floor.
  3136. «Mr.Jared» if you fucking ask nicely i will pick up the damn doll
  3137. «HTBK» "...I don't know what's happening, Egg, but I like it!"
  3138. «Egg_Discord» "...Me too..."
  3139. «Egg_Discord» Snap out of it body! SNAP OUT OF IT!
  3140. «HTBK» "You caved, by the way."
  3141. «HTBK» "I'm middle."
  3142. «Mr.Jared» *sits in nearest seat*
  3143. «Globebutt» Egg, you have to see mare bits too.
  3144. «Globebutt» The nearest seat is occupied by Egg.
  3145. «Egg_Discord» (Do I have to roll?)
  3146. «Globebutt» (Of course.)
  3147. «Writefag4» I hang my head in exasperation. My horn touches the car horn.
  3148. «Egg_Discord» (4. Phew)
  3149. «Alex» I'm sitting next to Jared, do I also have to roll?
  3150. «Globebutt» It hurts a little. Horns are sensitive!
  3151. «Mr.Jared» *sit in nearest EMPTY seat*
  3152. «Writefag4» Also noisy.
  3153. «Globebutt» If you're watching it all transpire.
  3154. «Writefag4» There is one empty seat. The one you left.
  3155. «Alex» (I roll a 1, because I am master of my feelings,)
  3156. «Sunfire» I offer HT a hoof up back onto the seat as Jared withdraws.
  3157. «HTBK» I wince and clap my hooves over my ears.
  3158. «HTBK» "Heeeey! Too loud!"
  3159. «Globebutt» You do not want to cum inside Sun Bonnet.
  3160. «Egg_Discord» "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
  3161. «Egg_Discord» MY EARS! THEY BLEED!
  3162. «Sunfire» I flinch as the horn goes off.
  3163. «HTBK» I climb back up onto the passenger seat and bury my head underneath Sun.
  3164. «Egg_Discord» Damn right I don't! Wait, his name's not Sun Bonnet!"
  3165. «Writefag4» I'm not holding it there.
  3166. «Mr.Jared» *jared is indiffrent*
  3167. «Writefag4» "Sorry. Lets just dump Quake and go."
  3168. «Mr.Jared» *picks up quake*
  3169. «Globebutt» (That was directed at Alex; sorry, Egg.)
  3170. «Mr.Jared» alrighty then
  3171. «Globebutt» Quake does not wake. He really must be in a coma.
  3172. «Egg_Discord» (My bad)
  3173. «Mr.Jared» someone roll down the window
  3174. «HTBK» "...Guys, how about we *don't* drop a comatose man on the side of the road?"
  3175. «Writefag4» I grab his cell phone from his pocket and find his passport on his person.
  3176. «Writefag4» "If he's not infected he's probably better off."
  3177. «Writefag4» "I dial 999."
  3178. «Globebutt» Does your phone work in Germany?
  3179. «Writefag4» Is it 999 in germany?
  3180. «Globebutt» Most US phones don't.
  3181. «Sunfire» (scroll locking for a moment)
  3182. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, in that case, it's better if someone else helps him. We're only gonna hurt him.:
  3183. «Writefag4» Not even the emergency number?
  3184. «Globebutt» You don't remember what color his hair was last night, Writefag, but-- no, they usually don't. I think only T-mobile phones work there. Forget why.
  3185. «Mr.Jared» *good thing ima god tamn tourist and have aphone on me*
  3186. «HTBK» "Maybe he needs a cu--apable doctor, yeah. Yeah."
  3187. «Globebutt» A culpable doctor? Perfect, HTBK.
  3188. «Writefag4» Its probably safe to assume at least one of us has a working phone even if its a temp one.
  3189. «Mr.Jared» What am i doing with quake?
  3190. «Globebutt» Let's say you do.
  3191. «Writefag4» We leave him here. Call an ambulance.
  3192. «Egg_Discord» "Let's at least stop the car before dumping his body."
  3193. «Mr.Jared» alright
  3194. «Globebutt» I think you were trying to throw their comatose friend out of a moving van.
  3195. «Writefag4» (I pulled over a while ago.)
  3196. «Mr.Jared» sounds like a plan
  3197. «Mr.Jared» someone open the door, my hands are kinda full
  3198. «Writefag4» I'm out and helping drag him. Hoping not too many people see us.
  3199. «Mr.Jared» *drag quake outside*
  3200. «Mr.Jared» *trying to sneakly do it*
  3201. «Globebutt» Not too many people see you, but a couple passers-by surely do.
  3202. «Writefag4» This is probably for the best. He might not be infected. If he is well. He's probably not much worse off."
  3203. «Writefag4» I call the emergency number and speak in an excited voice making sure to say the adress and then stick the phone still calling in his pocket.
  3204. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, now let's go and get cured!"
  3205. «Mr.Jared» *riffle though quakes pockets*
  3206. «Writefag4» "What are you doing?"
  3207. «HTBK» "Getting cured is good."
  3208. «Globebutt» You do notice his hair is an unusual color.
  3209. «HTBK» "...Which reminds me. Write, can you fix my dick yet?"
  3210. «Globebutt» Even if you chose to ignore it.
  3211. «HTBK» "I'm starting to want Egg inside me."
  3212. «Writefag4» (It is?)
  3213. «Globebutt» It wasn't bright yellow yesterday.
  3214. «Writefag4» Damn. Then I wouldn't have done the whole thing.
  3215. «Sunfire» I shush HT. "Think about something else."
  3216. «Writefag4» (Can we reverse time?)
  3217. «Egg_Discord» "Starting? You've been wanting it since you asked 'How long is it?'!"
  3218. «Mr.Jared» (what do i find in his pockets?)
  3219. «Writefag4» (To before we got out.)
  3220. «HTBK» "..."
  3221. «HTBK» "How long is it now?"
  3222. «Globebutt» Sure. That last however many minutes where you talked about dumping Quake never happened and you're all just driving into Stuttgart.
  3223. «Egg_Discord» "WILL YOU STOP ASKING ME THAT?!"
  3224. «Writefag4» I shuffle in my seat disoriented.
  3225. «HTBK» "...Yeah, I probably should."
  3226. «Sunfire» I muffle HT with a hoof.
  3227. «HTBK» "...Mmmph."
  3228. «Writefag4» "What are you even talking about?"
  3229. «Egg_Discord» Fuck! This is torture!
  3230. «HTBK» I decide I'll be better off next to Sunfire, for now.
  3231. «Egg_Discord» My mind's telling me noooooooooooooooooo!
  3232. «Egg_Discord» But my body
  3233. «Egg_Discord» My body's telling me yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
  3234. «Globebutt» The convention center's 20 minutes away, and your hotel no more than five from there on foot.
  3235. «Writefag4» "You know what. Forget it. We're headed to the convention center."
  3236. «HTBK» "...So, Sun."
  3237. «Mr.Jared» *pokes egg* you alright, you are making funny faces
  3238. «HTBK» "When you...let me start again."
  3239. «Mr.Jared» ?
  3240. «HTBK» "What's your favorite band?"
  3241. «Globebutt» Jared pokes the pony.
  3242. «Egg_Discord» "I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HT!" I scream nervously.
  3243. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  3244. «Mr.Jared» ...
  3245. «Mr.Jared» umm, ok?
  3246. «Egg_Discord» "...I'm fine. Just forget this ever happened."
  3247. «Sunfire» "That's a really broad question..."
  3248. «HTBK» "Like...your favorite rock band?"
  3249. «Egg_Discord» "So... Where did you come from originally... Jared?"
  3250. «Mr.Jared» *drinks from flask*
  3251. «Writefag4» "So Alex was it?"
  3252. «Mr.Jared» well...
  3253. «Sunfire» I actually have to give that some thought. "I dunno, probably will cost me some cred but I honestly like Jet for that sort of thing."
  3254. «Mr.Jared» i came from pitsburg
  3255. «Mr.Jared» wanted to vacation
  3256. «HTBK» "Jet? Like...'are you gonna be my girl' jet?"
  3257. «Sunfire» I nod. "That's the one."
  3258. «Writefag4» "How are you dealing with it? I have to say. One part of it isn't so bad at all."
  3259. «Egg_Discord» "That's in the USA, right?"
  3260. «Alex» "Yes. My name is Alex," He looks at Write from the back seat.
  3261. «HTBK» "Oh, cool. I never heard anything else they did, though..."
  3262. «Mr.Jared» Yep, pony person, what was your name again *takes another drink*
  3263. «Mr.Jared» ?
  3264. «Egg_Discord» I give him an agitated look. "...Egg."
  3265. «Egg_Discord» "Egg Discord"
  3266. «Globebutt» You're forgetting where you came from already, Egg_Discord? I thought you came from stateside.
  3267. «Mr.Jared» i see, and you are from?
  3268. «Sunfire» I just mumble something incomprehensible and settle down some.
  3269. «Egg_Discord» That right, isn't it? What state was I from again...?
  3270. «Writefag4» "I mean I could get used to it. Could stand to lose the fur and tail but I'd gladly take the horn and mane."
  3271. «Egg_Discord» "Um... Er..."
  3272. «HTBK» I yawn into Sun's coat.
  3273. «HTBK» "You know...I think it would be best if I just...shh'd for a bit."
  3274. «Globebutt» (You're not at 7 yet. You probably aren't forgetting yet. Would you like to fix that?)
  3275. «HTBK» I stretch my forelegs and roll over onto my back.
  3276. «Ewo» I reach around for someone to use as a pillow
  3277. «Globebutt» Sun.
  3278. «Egg_Discord» "Oh yeah! I came from New York."
  3279. «Writefag4» "What about you Alex?"
  3280. «Sunfire» (What?)
  3281. «Egg_Discord» "The City, that is."
  3282. «Globebutt» (Roll.)
  3283. «Alex» "I'm from St. Louis,"
  3284. «Sunfire» (10. this is fort, right)
  3285. «Mr.Jared» *begins to touch egg's mane* so what brings you to these parts?
  3286. «Globebutt» Yep.
  3287. «Writefag4» "No I meant its not so bad. At least the horn and mane bits."
  3288. «Globebutt» (Roll again, Sunfire. For pone.)
  3289. «Sunfire» (8)
  3290. «Egg_Discord» What is he- Oh. That actually feels pretty good. "I thought I'd get oOOOOOOOOOOOut and see the world. You know. Wanderlust and all that."
  3291. «Globebutt» Roll fort, Egg.
  3292. «Egg_Discord» (5)
  3293. «Mr.Jared» Jeeze this thing is soft
  3294. «Mr.Jared» how does it do that
  3295. «Mr.Jared» *begins to bet egg*
  3296. «Mr.Jared» pet*
  3297. «Egg_Discord» (Do I roll again?)
  3298. «Globebutt» You go down on Master, Strawberry.
  3299. «Writefag4» "I mean. I'd take this. Mane, fur, and tail just to keep the horn. Just as long as it doesn't get any worse.
  3300. «HTBK» ...
  3301. «HTBK» Wait, wait, Stop, stop, time.
  3302. «HTBK» Time out.
  3303. «HTBK» Globe, is there a word wrong with that sentence?
  3304. «Mr.Jared» (oh sheet)
  3305. «Alex» "Magic is definitely awesome. But... Look at me, Lime green with red? What the fuck was this person thinking?"
  3306. «Globebutt» I don't think so. Maybe I forgot to change the table, but after 8, Sun should be at 9.4.
  3307. «Alex» "also... colts are weird..." He mumbles, perhaps a bit a shamed by the confession.
  3308. «HTBK» And when you say "Go Down", you mean...
  3309. «Writefag4» (Oh we had a bit of a talk about that. I was thinking it would more look more muted. Let me uplad something.)
  3310. «Writefag4» (Because that one looks livid.)
  3311. «Globebutt» I don't think I would have given any more than a 1 point reduction at any point, regardless, and that would just have taken you to 7.6.
  3312. «HTBK» No, no. I mean...
  3313. «HTBK» You said "You go down".
  3314. «HTBK» "Go down" means "Perform oral sex".
  3315. «Alex» (It is without doubt the worst possible thing ub tge uploads XD)
  3316. «Globebutt» Do you think that sounds implausible for a 10-8 fort/pon fail at at least 7.6 pon?
  3317. «Globebutt» If so, what do you propose?
  3318. «HTBK» I just wanted to make sure you actually meant that.
  3319. «Alex» (sounds find to me Globe)
  3320. «HTBK» Because I was not expecting that.
  3321. «Sunfire» (whatever, it's fine.)
  3322. «Writefag4»  has uploaded a new photo.
  3323. «Calc»  joined the chat.
  3324. «HTBK» Time in! And tongue in.
  3325. «Writefag4» (I don't think it was supposed to be as lime green.)
  3326. «Sunfire» Oh boy.
  3327. «Calc» (What'd I miss?)
  3328. «Globebutt» They just started having oral!
  3329. «Writefag4» (Unless Globe wants to overrule me on that one.)
  3330. «HTBK» "Mnur..."
  3331. «Globebutt» (Not bright lime, no.)
  3332. «Mr.Jared» (who did?)
  3333. «Egg_Discord» Shit shit shit! Oh, brain, don't fail me now!
  3334. «HTBK» My eyes were closed. I gently wiggle my hind legs. Something feels good...
  3335. «Egg_Discord» PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE don't let me lose it!
  3336. «HTBK» "Is one of you rubbing my belly?"
  3337. «HTBK» "And my...bits?"
  3338. «Globebutt» Roll fort, HT.
  3339. «Mr.Jared» *continues to pet egg* you ok egg?
  3340. «HTBK» (9.)
  3341. «Globebutt» Roll pone.
  3342. «Sunfire» "mhmby" I mumble while lapping away at HT
  3343. «HTBK» (6.)
  3344. «Egg_Discord» "I'm... um... managing." I managed to sputter out
  3345. «Writefag4» I turn to glance at Alex and notice the pile in the seat next to me.
  3346. «Globebutt» The whole car hears this happening. (Egg, roll fort. Twice. Take the higher of the two rolls.)
  3347. «Writefag4» "WHAT ARE!"
  3348. «Globebutt» Write, roll fort.
  3349. «Writefag4» I pull over again.
  3350. «Egg_Discord» (8. Y U do this to me?)
  3351. «Writefag4» (4 (Becausee thats how I roll.)
  3352. «Globebutt» Sun Bonnet calls out for master!
  3353. «HTBK» "H-hey!"
  3354. «Globebutt» And Egg must oblige.
  3355. «Globebutt» (Roll for pone, Egg.)
  3356. «HTBK» I shudder all up and down my body as that horrid word escapes me.
  3357. «Egg_Discord» (2. Phew. not so bad)
  3358. «Mr.Jared» What the hell is going on!?
  3359. «Writefag4» I get out of the car and run around it.
  3360. «Globebutt» It's quite obvious, Mr. Jared.
  3361. «Mr.Jared» not really mr GM
  3362. «Globebutt» There's a pile of ponies in the passenger seat who are presently pleasuring each other.
  3363. «HTBK» I reflexively reach down and pat Sun's nose.
  3364. «Globebutt» (You still gotta join in, Egg. Fort fail.)
  3365. «Sunfire» I pause, looking content at HT at the nose-pat, before resuming with greater enthusiasm.
  3366. «Writefag4» I pull open the door.
  3367. «Mr.Jared» (can i hold egg down?)
  3368. «Writefag4» "Raaaaah." I grab the top pony and pull it out of the car.
  3369. «Globebutt» Both of you roll ath.
  3370. «Sunfire» (10 pff)
  3371. «Globebutt» J and E, that is.
  3372. «Sunfire» (oh)
  3373. «Mr.Jared» 9
  3374. «Sunfire» (I would be top pone in the WF line)
  3375. «Egg_Discord» (4)
  3376. «Sunfire» (scroll locking for a sec)
  3377. «Alex» (Sorry, roommates needed my food stamp card. and now I am beyond behind.)
  3378. «Globebutt» But the red stallion's come to join in with you!
  3379. «HTBK» "Heyo, big guy."
  3380. «HTBK» I run my hoof along Egg's chin.
  3381. «Egg_Discord» "I can't take it any more!" I jump in the front seat. "HT! I need you. RIGHT NOW."
  3382. «Mr.Jared»  oh god
  3383. «Globebutt» Oh, did I already make you roll fort, by the way, Jared?
  3384. «Mr.Jared» should i do something?
  3385. «Writefag4» Wait did I just pull out Sunfire and then Egg replaced her?
  3386. «Egg_Discord» (It's happening. It's finally happening)
  3387. «Globebutt» You definitely need to roll it now.
  3388. «Globebutt» Sounds about right.
  3389. «Mr.Jared» (umm no, il do so now)
  3390. «Mr.Jared» (fak 7)
  3391. «HTBK» (You cursed us four days ago, Egg.)
  3392. «HTBK» "You Too!"
  3393. «Writefag4» "I CANNOT BELIVE!" I reach out my hand. 2spooky magic attempt.
  3394. «Sunfire» "Hay! HAY! I was in the middle of something!" I find myself flailing in Write's grasp yet again.
  3395. «Ewo» (this is the best nap ever)
  3396. «HTBK» I spin around in my seat, presenting the...you know...to Egg.
  3397. «Writefag4» (6)
  3398. «Globebutt» You're hard, Jared. You want those pones to go at it! Roll again for pone.
  3399. «Mr.Jared» (2)
  3400. «Egg_Discord» I've finally lost all control as I mount her, about to shove... it... in
  3401. «Globebutt» What are you trying to do, again, W4?
  3402. «Mr.Jared» *looks down*
  3403. «Alex» (I actually need to get going now, can Alex just like, faint in the back seat from all this madness?)
  3404. «Writefag4» (I HAVE NO IDEA)
  3405. «Mr.Jared» -god damn it boner, why?-
  3406. «Writefag4» (Spooky magic. I have no idea what it'll do.)
  3407. «HTBK» "Hey! Give 'er baaaAAAAGH~!
  3408. «HTBK» I toss my head back and wrap my forelegs around Egg.
  3409. «Alex» (I can't handle a ten pony RP while dealing with 4 roommates and 2 guests. IT IS TOO MUCH)
  3410. «Sunfire» (None of us can)
  3411. «Mr.Jared» (can i make another pull apart check globe?)
  3412. «Egg_Discord» (Thank god my grandparents are asleep)
  3413. «Globebutt» Your attempt to spook the sexing ponies proves futile.
  3414. «HTBK» (You know what you need? Speed.)
  3415. «Globebutt» You could, but why would you? It's hot!
  3416. «HTBK» (Show of hands. Who's fapping right now?)
  3417. «Egg_Discord» I enter into her without a care in the world. She is a mare. I am a stallion. This is only the natural thing to do
  3418. «Mr.Jared» *resist boner and try to drag egg away again*
  3419. «Sunfire» I keep fighting in Write's grasp.
  3420. «Mr.Jared» (im not faping)
  3421. «Globebutt» You can't resist the boner, Jared. That was the fort check.
  3422. «Egg_Discord» (I'm trying to avoid doing that because that would mean I'd have to quit writing this)
  3423. «Mr.Jared» (sorry its hard to type with one handf)
  3424. «Writefag4» Damn it! I slam the door shut.
  3425. «HTBK» (Ha ha ha.)
  3426. «Globebutt» Want to try charming her, Strawberry?
  3427. «Mr.Jared» (who has the lower ath? HT or egg?)
  3428. «HTBK» With a groan, I pull Egg down on top of me and wrap my hind legs around his. There are no words.
  3429. «Sunfire» who, Write?
  3430. «Globebutt» Of course.
  3431. «Sunfire» SURE WHY NOT
  3432. «Globebutt» Both of you roll CHA.
  3433. «Sunfire» (4. bleh.)
  3434. «Writefag4» (4 I have a 6 base)
  3435. «Globebutt» Tie. Reroll.
  3436. «Egg_Discord» I keep moving my stallion cock inside her wonderful vagina, without a care in the world about the ensuing chaos, steadily going faster and faster
  3437. «Sunfire» (10.)
  3438. «Mr.Jared» (ok globe, img going to try to pull egg off HT)
  3439. «Writefag4» (Huh? Don't I have the higher base)
  3440. «Globebutt» Make a fort check first, J.
  3441. «HTBK» I bite down onto Egg's shoulder, as my stallion finally takes me. Ha ha that is the gayest thing I have ever written.
  3442. «Globebutt» W4: Pony bonuses.Strawberry's at 12. You're at 10.
  3443. «Mr.Jared» (fak 9)
  3444. «Writefag4» 6 then.
  3445. «Egg_Discord» "Oh god. Oh, I love you, HT!"
  3446. «Egg_Discord» The words flow out and I feel no shame in what I just said.
  3447. «Sunfire» (welp)
  3448. «Globebutt» You're damn hard, Jared. You start fapping to it all. This is going to bed messy. My god, waht am I writing.
  3449. «Globebutt» Roll for pone.
  3450. «Writefag4» I guess I open the door.
  3451. «Mr.Jared» (9, oh god damn it)
  3452. «HTBK» I grit my teeth and let out a shameless and shapeless cry of pleasure. Globe, you're going to hell and this is why.
  3453. «Writefag4» I slam it shut after Sunfire and open the back door.
  3454. «Globebutt» And W4 throws Strawberry back inside, where she presumably takes to the pile.
  3455. «Writefag4» "Anyone who hasn't fucking lost their mind. We're walking."
  3456. «Mr.Jared» jesus christ hot damn!
  3457. «Egg_Discord» I finally feel myself grunt as I come close to letting my seed inside of my mare.
  3458. «Writefag4» "Oh wait thats just me."
  3459. «Writefag4» "Quake you watch the car."
  3460. «Sunfire» I join in the pile after being tossed back in by Write.
  3461. «Ewo» I yawn "...Did I miss anything?"
  3462. «Mr.Jared» Can i cum... i mean come with you write, all that pony sex...ehug
  3463. «Writefag4» I reach in and grab Ewo by the arm and pull him out of the van.
  3464. «Globebutt» It sounds like a porno's playing up front, Ewo!
  3465. «Mr.Jared» *gets out of car*
  3466. «HTBK» You all will haunt my nightmares. For the record.
  3467. «Writefag4» "Just keep that on for a second."
  3468. «Egg_Discord» (shut up and take it)
  3469. «Ewo» "I feel like it's best if I always have this"
  3470. «HTBK» I shut up and take it.
  3471. «Egg_Discord» "I'm gonna-I'm gonna cum! Can I cum inside?"
  3472. «Sunfire» I call dibs on seconds from Egg as I kiss HT.
  3473. «Writefag4» "You should be fine. Soon. I hope."
  3474. «HTBK» >Cum inside
  3475. «HTBK» Globe, may I have permission for the most awkward timing ever?
  3476. «Writefag4» I'm not dragging Jared anywhere if his pants are down. If he gets out of the van it needs to be on his own.
  3477. «Globebutt» Ewo, I think you wanna roll fort.
  3478. «Globebutt» Then you can probably do that, HT. Whatever you were gonna do.
  3479. «Ewo» (1)
  3480. «HTBK» >cum inside
  3481. «Mr.Jared» *composes self, ziping up pants*
  3482. «HTBK» Hearing those words triggers memories of Microsoft Sam and Sofie and whatever they're called.
  3483. «HTBK» >Cum inside
  3484. «HTBK» >Rainbow Dash
  3485. «HTBK» This triggers memories of /mlp/.
  3486. «Egg_Discord» "HONEY? I'm about to release!"
  3487. «Mr.Jared» Come on write, lets get out of here
  3488. «HTBK» And this triggers lucidity. which triggers screaming.
  3489. «Writefag4» "Right. We're walking now."
  3490. «HTBK» "..."
  3491. «HTBK» "...
  3492. «HTBK» "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH--"
  3493. «Ewo» I follow as best as I can
  3494. «Mr.Jared» *calmly walks away*
  3495. «Writefag4» "Walking. Walking. Lets go." (I'm leading Ewo.)
  3496. «Sunfire» I just muffle HT's screams with tongue in mouth
  3497. «Mr.Jared» *taking a swig from the flask*
  3498. «Sunfire» (yeah, you guys flee)
  3499. «Sunfire» (we're done for)
  3500. «HTBK» "Mmmph--"
  3501. «Globebutt» Poor Quake.
  3502. «Egg_Discord» I scream in ecstasy as I cum inside of her, letting loose my seed.
  3503. «HTBK» "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH--"
  3504. «Globebutt» Both of you, roll fort.
  3505. «Mr.Jared» (yea, i did not feel like sleeping tonight anyways
  3506. «Egg_Discord» (Save yourselves. We'll find a way to survive)
  3507. «Sunfire» who's both
  3508. «Globebutt» The cummer and the cumee.
  3509. «Mr.Jared» wow egg...
  3510. «Writefag4» I grab my mask of Ewo's face.
  3511. «Globebutt» God, what did I write.
  3512. «Calc» (I've seen this too much on the internet.)
  3513. «Egg_Discord» (10. I really hate you right now, Globe)
  3514. «HTBK» God damn you.
  3515. «Writefag4» "I think you're fine now. Not too many trees around here."
  3516. «Mr.Jared» You look like you could use a drink write
  3517. «HTBK» (2.)
  3518. «HTBK» (Oh dear God.)
  3519. «Egg_Discord» (Thankfully, only one)
  3520. «Writefag4» "I do not need a drink."
  3521. «Mr.Jared» oh well, mroe for me
  3522. «Ewo» I slowly take the mask off "O-okay..."
  3523. «Mr.Jared» why the hell was that so arousing?
  3524. «Egg_Discord» (That puts me at 6.4, right?)
  3525. «Mr.Jared» (what the hell am i at now?)
  3526. «Writefag4» (So what is Ewo again? What state?)
  3527. «Egg_Discord» I collapse on top of her, rolling into the seat. "That... Was... Amazing."
  3528. «Globebutt» (Yes.)
  3529. «Globebutt» Ewo's got a horn and green fur. She's still got hands, though.
  3530. «HTBK» I was silenced only by Sun's kiss. When she pulls away...
  3531. «Mr.Jared» (what is my number?)
  3532. «Sunfire» I nudge Egg. "Hey." Eyeflutter.
  3533. «Egg_Discord» "What, you want a piece of this, too?"
  3534. «Globebutt» (3.9. Don't do anything rash.)
  3535. «Writefag4» (I'm going to assume Alex came with us if she does return. Just a little dazed.)
  3536. «Sunfire» "You know it, big boy." (ugggg what is wrong with me)
  3537. «Writefag4» "It shouldn't be too far. Just a mile or so."
  3538. «Globebutt» Alex was passed out in the back of the van. Assume she's next to Quake.
  3539. «Calc» (You're poni Sun.)
  3540. «Mr.Jared» Alright *look myslf over for any amjoy changes*
  3541. «HTBK» http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zy9mgzxoWgg#t=11s
  3542. «Egg_Discord» "Give me... a minute... to recover... babe."
  3543. «Writefag4» (Okay, either way.)
  3544. «Ewo» "Haha, I forgot I looked like this kinda."
  3545. «HTBK» My face when.
  3546. «Globebutt» Err, he's. Alex is a he; TwiAnon's a she. Pardon.
  3547. «Globebutt» What are you looking at, Ewo?
  3548. «Globebutt» Oh, right. Never mind.
  3549. «Globebutt» Misread that.
  3550. «Writefag4» How far is the walk to the convention center?"
  3551. «Mr.Jared» *examine self for major changes*
  3552. «Egg_Discord» (should I roll for having another round with Sun?)
  3553. «Sunfire» I look down at HT. "Aww, you know you liked~ it~"
  3554. «Ewo» "I've got no idea..."
  3555. «HTBK» The screaming doesn't stop. I shove at Egg's face and scramble away, backing myself up against the car door.
  3556. «HTBK» "No no no no no no nononononononononono--"
  3557. «Globebutt» Not too far. Maybe ten minutes; half on the highway, half on the roadway.
  3558. «Writefag4» (Walking?)
  3559. «Globebutt» (Sure thing, Egg.)
  3560. «Globebutt» Write: Yeah.
  3561. «Egg_Discord» (5. Is that enough to resist?)
  3562. «Globebutt» You resist.
  3563. «Writefag4» Lets go. Hopefully the cops don't stop us.
  3564. «Mr.Jared» umm write, i dont have a horse face now, do i?
  3565. «Writefag4» "You're better off than me let me tell you that."
  3566. «Egg_Discord» It is at this point, that I return to my senses.
  3567. «Mr.Jared» figures
  3568. «Globebutt» Not yet, Mr. J.
  3569. «Egg_Discord» http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=B41oAk6hksw#t=43s MY face when
  3570. «Mr.Jared» (i know i went up a pony level, what changed?)
  3571. «HTBK» (HA HA HA HA)
  3572. «HTBK» (I actually busted out laughing.)
  3573. «HTBK» "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANONONONONONONONONO--"
  3574. «Globebutt» Since when?
  3575. «HTBK» I tumble out of the passenger side and land flat on my back.
  3576. «Egg_Discord» (to be fair, it was pretty appropriate for this scanario)
  3577. «HTBK» "HELP! OH GOD SOMEPONY HELP ME!)
  3578. «HTBK» (Yes it was. So it was perfect.)
  3579. «Writefag4» (I assume were within hearing distance?)
  3580. «Globebutt» Quite probably.
  3581. «Ewo» "I don't really think I'd mind being a pony... just... I don't want those... urges..."
  3582. «Sunfire» Being surrounded by screaming ponies is a scary experience! I join in with the screaming.
  3583. «Globebutt» Especially with your ~super pony ears~.
  3584. «Writefag4» "The shit. I put up with." I turn around and start sprinting back to the van.
  3585. «Egg_Discord» I fall into the floor, screaming "OH GOD! WE'RE TURNING INTO MINDLESS SEX MACHINES! I'M SO SORRY, HT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME!!!"
  3586. «HTBK» "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
  3587. «Egg_Discord» "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
  3588. «Ewo» I just sit down out of the way
  3589. «HTBK» Without stopping the scream, I burst towards my hoof and run down the road full-tilt.
  3590. «Sunfire» "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
  3591. «HTBK» When I approach Write, I only alter my scream.
  3592. «HTBK» "NOT THAT WAY NOT THAT WAY"
  3593. «Writefag4» I apply fist to face therapy.
  3594. «Egg_Discord» I keep screaming as I follow HT, desperate for SOME human therapy treatment.
  3595. «HTBK» *THUD*
  3596. «HTBK» I fall flat on my back.
  3597. «HTBK» "..."
  3598. «Egg_Discord» "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! I HAD SEX WITH A DUDE!"
  3599. «HTBK» The stars swimming around my head silence me for a moment.
  3600. «Writefag4» (Does sunfire show up screaming?)
  3601. «Globebutt» Sigh. Fort, Ewo and Write.
  3602. «Sunfire» (Yeah, sure, why miss on the party)
  3603. «Mr.Jared»  left the chat.
  3604. «Writefag4» (1 Gangsta)
  3605. «Globebutt» (It's almost like he's doing this on purpose.)
  3606. «Ewo» (7)
  3607. «Egg_Discord» I run up to Write next, screaming, "KILL ME! KIIIIIIIILL ME!!! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!!!"
  3608. «Writefag4» (Stone cold pimp)
  3609. «Globebutt» Ewo feels compelled to pick up and cuddle the crying pony.
  3610. «Writefag4» (its like I don't have enough fists.)
  3611. «Globebutt» Your clothes get all nasty wet and sticky, though.
  3612. «Globebutt» Roll for ponification.
  3613. «Egg_Discord» (who gets picked up?)
  3614. «Ewo» (1)
  3615. «Writefag4» I punch both Sunfire and Egg.
  3616. «Mr.Jared»  joined the chat.
  3617. «Globebutt» (The first crying pony.)
  3618. «Mr.Jared» (what i miss)
  3619. «Sunfire» I lead up behind, short of breath, looking at Write until suddenly getting punched and knocked over onto her back. "Owww!"
  3620. «Egg_Discord» (Oh)
  3621. «Egg_Discord» Not much, just HT and I FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT.
  3622. «Sunfire» (I helped)
  3623. «Mr.Jared» (oh good)
  3624. «HTBK» I bury my head under Ewo's chin and, to the surprise of nobody, begin sobbing my eyes out.
  3625. «Writefag4» "I did not drive 4 hours in a car full of ponies just to have you start an orgy in the front seat!"
  3626. «Globebutt» ("That's backseat shit!")
  3627. «Egg_Discord» I begin crying into my hooves, horrified out of my mind at what I was becoming.
  3628. «Egg_Discord» "Write... Help me..."
  3629. «Ewo» I pet HT a bit "It's gonna be okay..."
  3630. «Globebutt» Roll fort, both of you.
  3631. «Alex» (Would now be an okay time to wake up?)
  3632. «Writefag4» (I need more than both of you)
  3633. «Mr.Jared» did i come back with write?
  3634. «HTBK» (8) At the petting, I rocket like a...I jump away, I...I just sit there and cry.
  3635. «Ewo» (8)
  3636. «Writefag4» (Alex there is pony jizz all over the front seat. Quake is the only one left.)
  3637. «Sunfire» I give write the sad pleaing eyes, watering with tears even laying on back still. "I can't help it, I'm losing control of myself!"
  3638. «Alex» "Oh... my god..."
  3639. «Globebutt» Your hear sobbing down the row.
  3640. «Alex» Alex brushes the mane from his eyes as he rises from his passed out position.
  3641. «Globebutt» You cuddle the fuck out of that pony, Ewo. Petting her just feels so... right. You really sympathize, too! Roll for pone.
  3642. «Ewo» (3)
  3643. «Globebutt» HT, you know you don't want to run from this petting here. Run back to Ewo! And roll for pone.
  3644. «Writefag4» "Okay. We're obviously going to need to get moving. If we don't find a solution soon... I don't even want to know what I'll have to do.
  3645. «Globebutt» Even as she falls down on all fours and begins to shrink.
  3646. «HTBK» (4.)
  3647. «Writefag4» "Probably casterate you or something."
  3648. «Mr.Jared» (umm where am i all this time?)
  3649. «Sunfire» ***(scroll locking for a sec)***
  3650. «Globebutt» You're with Ewo and Write, yes? You watch her turn into a pony. (Ewo, that is.)
  3651. «Egg_Discord» "HT? I'm SORRY!" I cry out in anguish. "Can you forgive me and we can forget this ever happened?!"
  3652. «Alex» Alex moves to investigate the sobbing.
  3653. «Mr.Jared» (oh shi)
  3654. «HTBK» "OH GOD IT'S GOT THIS GUY TOO"
  3655. «Globebutt» Alex arrives in time to see her cousin turning into a horse.
  3656. «Egg_Discord» "WE'RE ALL DOOMED! GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!"
  3657. «Globebutt» Err, his. Fuck.
  3658. «Writefag4» Punch again.
  3659. «Alex» (I'm a she now?)
  3660. «Alex» (Oh, kay.)
  3661. «Writefag4» Both of them.
  3662. «Globebutt» Egg and HT are both punched in the face.
  3663. «Mr.Jared» *do what writefag is doing*
  3664. «HTBK» *Smack*
  3665. «Egg_Discord» *POW*
  3666. «HTBK» "STOP HITTING ME THIS GUY IS LEGITIMATE TURNING INTO A PONY"
  3667. «Calc»  left the chat.
  3668. «Sunfire» I'm still crying, laying on my back on the side of the road after Write hit me.
  3669. «Writefag4» "I swear. We are going to walk to that ..." I pause. "WE ARE ALL TURNING INTO PONIES"
  3670. «Egg_Discord» "WHY DO I KEEP GETTING HIT?"
  3671. «Globebutt» It keeps happening, Egg! Maybe you should stick to what you know best.
  3672. «Alex» Alex collapses to his knees after witnessing the later portion of Ewo's transformation.
  3673. «HTBK» As Ewo shrinks, I push myself away and stumble back to Egg.
  3674. «Mr.Jared» ...
  3675. «Globebutt» There's bound to be construction work here in Stuttgart!
  3676. «HTBK» "Oh god nononononono"
  3677. «Mr.Jared» *FREAKOUT*
  3678. «Writefag4» "We are going to walk to the convention center. We are going to find out what happened and we're going to fix it. Alright?"
  3679. «Egg_Discord» "NO! SHUT UP, VOICE! STOP SAYING WORDS! YOU GOT ME INTO THIS MESS!"
  3680. «HTBK» I bump into Egg's chest, and flop over next to Sunfire.
  3681. «HTBK» "Sun...Sun, stay with me."
  3682. «Ewo» "Um... where's that blindfold thingy?"
  3683. «Alex» "Ewo?"
  3684. «Egg_Discord» I clear my head for a minute. "HT, We stay the fuck away from each other from now on, alright?"
  3685. «Ewo» "Yeah?"
  3686. «Sunfire» "You can call me anything you like, Master..." I mumble to HT.
  3687. «Alex» "Are you alright in there?"
  3688. «HTBK» "Egg--egg, shut up! I think we're losing--GOD DAMMIT!"
  3689. «HTBK» I forcefully shove Sun.
  3690. «Globebutt» Why do they keep calling you HT, Sun Bonnet?
  3691. «Writefag4» "Look lets cry while we walk."
  3692. «Sunfire» (not suspicious, a train of crying ponies)
  3693. «Egg_Discord» "We've got to hurry! We're all slowly losing it and Sunfire may not recover from this scenario!"
  3694. «Ewo» "I'm fine, hehe. Just... the tree thing is all. I think."
  3695. «Writefag4» I pick up sunfire and do my best to carry her.
  3696. «HTBK» "Sunfire! Foc...Focus! Your name is Sunfire! I'm not your...Not your master!"
  3697. «Globebutt» That's utter hogwash, Strawberry.
  3698. «Writefag4» "Sorry about that. We'll get through this right?"
  3699. «Globebutt» You don't believe a word of it.
  3700. «Globebutt» (And your ponification level's 9.4, by the way.)
  3701. «Writefag4» (You're right I don't.)
  3702. «Mr.Jared» Who needs to be carried?
  3703. «Sunfire» "M..Master, is it alright if he carries me?" I call down to HT.
  3704. «Egg_Discord» "...I, I hope so, Write."
  3705. «HTBK» "Go! Go with him!"
  3706. «HTBK» I clutch my head. Everything swimming.
  3707. «Sunfire» "But..."
  3708. «Alex» "That's good, that's fine," He crawls forward and wraps you in his arms. "The men with coats will be here to pick us up soon, we'll all be fine,"
  3709. «HTBK» "M-mEgg. Egg, what's my name?!"
  3710. «Globebutt» And where'd the hat go?
  3711. «Egg_Discord» "It's HT. Your name is HT!"
  3712. «Writefag4» I walk away with sunfire hoping the others follow.
  3713. «HTBK» "And where's my hat?!"
  3714. «Egg_Discord» "You are not a mare!"
  3715. «Egg_Discord» "HT, no! You don't need the hat!"
  3716. «Mr.Jared» fuck fuck fuck!
  3717. «Sunfire» (brb sec)
  3718. «Egg_Discord» "If you get that hat, you'll only lose yourself more than you already have!"
  3719. «Globebutt» The name he's calling you; it's practically close enough. Bonnet. HaT. What's it matter?
  3720. «Mr.Jared» Write, are we the only 2 sane ones?
  3721. «HTBK» "If I'm not a mare, what the HELL WAS THAT INSIDE ME?"
  3722. «Writefag4» "I hope not."
  3723. «Mr.Jared» Shit
  3724. «Globebutt» Pure ecstasy.
  3725. «HTBK» I introduce my face to the ground, forcefully.
  3726. «Mr.Jared» *pulls put flask and takes a drink*
  3727. «Writefag4» I call back. "Come on you four. Just a little further."
  3728. «Egg_Discord» "FORGET ABOUT THAT! THINK ABOUT YOUR CLINIC, HT!"
  3729. «Calc»  joined the chat.
  3730. «Writefag4» "Walk with me."
  3731. «» That guy joined the chat.
  3732. «Globebutt» Your uniforms did have nice hats, didn't they?
  3733. «Mr.Jared» What do we do write?!
  3734. «» That guyWhat's this?
  3735. «Egg_Discord» "We've gotta get that doll to the clinic so you can comfort all the little children who are losing their pets!"
  3736. «Sunfire» I really have no choice but to be carried by Write, so...
  3737. «Writefag4» "We get to the center. All the awnsers we need are there."
  3738. «Egg_Discord» (What's this? There's color everywhere!)
  3739. «» That guyOh.
  3740. «HTBK» "Hat. Hat Hat bonnet hat what in the *fuck*?"
  3741. «HTBK» "GERMANY"
  3742. «Mr.Jared» ok, who do i grab
  3743. «» That guy/me sits back and watches the show
  3744. «Alex» (What is my pone level, anyway?)
  3745. «HTBK» "IS LITERALLY"
  3746. «HTBK» "THE WORST"
  3747. «HTBK» "THING"
  3748. «HTBK» "EVER"
  3749. «Ewo» (Am I being carried by Alex?)
  3750. «Globebutt» (Five and change, Alex.)
  3751. «Mr.Jared» *grab egg*
  3752. «Alex» (I guess so, Ewo)
  3753. «HTBK» "GOD DAMN YOU PATTON"
  3754. «Egg_Discord» "If I ever get out of this, I am NEVER coming back to Germany!"
  3755. «HTBK» "WHY DIDN'T YOU BURN THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY TO THE GROUND"
  3756. «Sunfire» "Agreed on that!"
  3757. «Globebutt» Quake continues to sit comatose in the cum-covered party van.
  3758. «Egg_Discord» "WE MUST PERSEVERE AND NOT LOSE OURSELVES!"
  3759. «Sunfire» (Poor Quake.)
  3760. «Writefag4» "We're walking. Walking."
  3761. «HTBK» "Egg...Egg, the blue one. What's her name?!"
  3762. «Mr.Jared» >cum covered part van
  3763. «Mr.Jared» i am ok with this
  3764. «HTBK» >4chan through and through.
  3765. «Ewo» "Germany has some nice foliage though"
  3766. «Globebutt» (I can't wait until he wakes up.)
  3767. «Globebutt» Gotta love the linden, Ewo!
  3768. «Egg_Discord» "The blue one's name is Sunfire!"
  3769. «Writefag4» (Are you two following or what?)
  3770. «Sunfire» "Strawberry!"
  3771. «Egg_Discord» "NO! SUNFIRE! YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT, SUN!"
  3772. «» That guy(Hey, if anybody could put this full thing on pastebin, it would be much appreciated. I need to blackmail somebody.)
  3773. «HTBK» "Sunfire. Sunfire sunfire sunfire."
  3774. «Sunfire» (full is not possible)
  3775. «Globebutt» They don't make any sense, Freeze!
  3776. «Sunfire» "Straw. Berry."
  3777. «» That guy(As much as possible)
  3778. «HTBK» (Get outta here, you creepy Voyeur.)
  3779. «Ewo» "...Do I have a cutie mark, Alex?"
  3780. «Egg_Discord» (If this whole thing wasn't so damn long, I'd gladly assist you)
  3781. «Globebutt» It's an oak!
  3782. «Egg_Discord» "Sun. Fire"
  3783. «» That guy(Or just the pony-rape scene. That would work. Because I need to blackmail.)
  3784. «Sunfire» I give an exasperated huff. Crazy ponies don't know my name.
  3785. «Mr.Jared» *take another drink*
  3786. «Writefag4» "You're going to need to eat less ice cream. You're heavy."
  3787. «Globebutt» But it's so delicious! You haven't had any in a while.
  3788. «HTBK» With a powerful grunt, I slam my face against the ground.
  3789. «Sunfire» "That wasn't very gentlemanly of you to say that." I pout in his arms.
  3790. «Globebutt» It hurts.
  3791. «HTBK» "Come on. Egg, we're going."
  3792. «Writefag4» "Check it. Not a gentleman."
  3793. «Globebutt» Do you let her check it?
  3794. «Egg_Discord» "Yes. Not arguing with you, HT." I walk off in front of HT
  3795. «Sunfire» (are you sure that's a good idea when I don't have self-control anymore)
  3796. «HTBK» "..."
  3797. «Writefag4» I would assume its evident from my voice.
  3798. «Mr.Jared» you know what?
  3799. «Mr.Jared» fuck it
  3800. «HTBK» I follow next to him, looking the other direction."
  3801. «Mr.Jared» *drains the flask*
  3802. «Globebutt» (If I have to write "The blue-and-pink mare dives into your pants...")
  3803. «HTBK» "What the Hell are we gonna do?"
  3804. «» That guy(C'mon, pastebin)
  3805. «Sunfire» (We're kinda busy.)
  3806. «Sunfire» (speaking of. *** scroll locking for a sec ***)
  3807. «Writefag4» We go to the convention center. The answers are there. If not..."
  3808. «HTBK» "..."
  3809. «Writefag4» "I'll think of something."
  3810. «HTBK» I turn back to the van for a moment.
  3811. «HTBK» I take the poison from the car, and return to the group.
  3812. «Sunfire» "There better be answers. Or ice cream!"
  3813. «Writefag4» (We left the van a while ago. I hope we've been walking this time.)
  3814. «» That guy(C'mon, copypasta)
  3815. «HTBK» In lieu of pants, I'm just holding it on my mouth.
  3816. «» That guy(It's late)
  3817. «HTBK» (Shaddap.)
  3818. «Globebutt» You recieve a plethora of strange looks as you walk down off the interstate.
  3819. «Mr.Jared» *is passed out*
  3820. «Writefag4» "Yeah. Ice cream. We can get some later."
  3821. «Mr.Jared» or not*
  3822. «Alex» (Sorry, my boyfriend said something incredibly stupid, and I had to be pissed off at him.)
  3823. «Mr.Jared» *if anything quite drunk*
  3824. «HTBK» "Rut pshn flvrd ishe cream."
  3825. «Alex» "Yes, Ewo, it's a very nice cutie mark too. A tree! Just like you really like!"
  3826. «Globebutt» http://pastebin.com/DPp3xLQS There.
  3827. «Writefag4» It does awnser a lingering question that its not eveyone at the con was ponified.
  3828. «» That guy(I love you
  3829. «Sunfire» "No deaths! We had a deal!" I call out to HT.
  3830. «» That guy(Thanks!)
  3831. «Egg_Discord» "HT, you better let someone carry that poison for you."
  3832. «Egg_Discord» "FUCK THAT DEAL, SUN! I WOULDN'T MIND DYING RIGHT ABOUT NOW!"
  3833. «Mr.Jared» (i have no fuckign idea what is going on)
  3834. «Sunfire» (oh hey that is from the beginning)
  3835. «HTBK» "...Oh. Wedid."
  3836. «Globebutt» Neither do the people of Stuttgart as you descend upon their town!
  3837. «Writefag4» "Egg. If I wasn't carrying Sunfire here. I'd have punched you again."
  3838. «Ewo» "You're um... really concerned about me, aren't you?"
  3839. «HTBK» "Hypofeshish. Chngesh indush shpikesh in dopamen levelsh."
  3840. «Sunfire» "Strawberry~! Geez, what is with you all?"
  3841. «Mr.Jared» ...
  3842. «HTBK» "Dish, er Sun ish a fucing bat."
  3843. «Alex» "Of course I am, I was supposed to take care of you, right?" Alex pets your mane as he carries you.
  3844. «Writefag4» I make an attempt to horngrab the bottle.
  3845. «Writefag4» (2)
  3846. «Globebutt» People are running away, taking pictures with their phones, trying to act like nothing's happening...
  3847. «Egg_Discord» "Well, what else do you expect me to say? That I enjoyed shoving my inhuman dick inside of HT? Fuck man! If we don't hurry, we're gonna end up as just one gigantic Pony orgy!"
  3848. «HTBK» "Forget this poison. At this rate, we--"
  3849. «HTBK» "Your eloquence is much appreciated, Egg."
  3850. «Mr.Jared» ...
  3851. «HTBK» "At this rate, we're going down at the hand of Stuttgart's finest."
  3852. «Ewo» I wave at the phones "Hi internet!"
  3853. «Globebutt» (Yeah, you grab the poison.)
  3854. «Writefag4» (I think I just manage to knock it out of his mouth.)
  3855. «Globebutt» You look adorable, Ewo.
  3856. «Mr.Jared» why do we have fucking poison?
  3857. «Globebutt» A green unicorn cradled in a man's arms.
  3858. «Writefag4» I tuck it in my pocket then. I don't think I could throw it far enough.
  3859. «Egg_Discord» "So we can at least die with our dignity. AND our minds intact."
  3860. «Writefag4» "I don't know."
  3861. «Writefag4» Globe are we there yet?
  3862. «Mr.Jared» What are we going to do?
  3863. «HTBK» "You know, we could always start beating up a random passerby and committing crimes."
  3864. «HTBK» "Gets them here faster."
  3865. «Egg_Discord» (Me and Write right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY )
  3866. «Globebutt» You now have a bottle of zinc phosphate in your pocket, Write.
  3867. «Writefag4» "I don't know about you but I don't want to give up."
  3868. «Sunfire» "If I could shush you I would right now, Master~!"
  3869. «Globebutt» You arrive at the convention center finally. Sirens can be heard in the distance.
  3870. «HTBK» "Strawberry? Stop calling me master."
  3871. «Mr.Jared» (dont for get about me too egg)
  3872. «Mr.Jared» finaly!
  3873. «Writefag4» The con's over but is there any traces left?
  3874. «Egg_Discord» "...Oh shit! What's going on at the convention center?"
  3875. «HTBK» "...I always wanted to die like Butch Cassidy."
  3876. «Globebutt» The center is filled with a plethora of businessmen, and closer to the front, there's security.
  3877. «Sunfire» "No dying!" I squirm in Write's grasp.
  3878. «Egg_Discord» "At least I can die among friends."
  3879. «Egg_Discord» "HT! If we survive this, and we go back to being human..."
  3880. «Mr.Jared» ...
  3881. «Writefag4» I go around to a fire exit.
  3882. «Egg_Discord» "I am gonna find you the hottest milf in NYC for you to fuck!"
  3883. «Ewo» "Alex, if I'm going to be a pony from now on, it's fine with me."
  3884. «Mr.Jared» What should i do write?
  3885. «Egg_Discord» "EWO! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?"
  3886. «HTBK» "...What? Why would it have to be a Milf?"
  3887. «Writefag4» "Just hold on."
  3888. «HTBK» "I can like young girls too!"
  3889. «Globebutt» The sirens in the distance are growing louder. You manage to find a fire exit, though.
  3890. «Writefag4» Does it open?
  3891. «HTBK» "And why would I go to NYC, that place is like, made of STD's."
  3892. «Ewo» "Just... get me fixed if it comes to needing that..."
  3893. «Egg_Discord» "Because it looks creepy if you're fucking a 25 year old, that's why, HT!"
  3894. «Globebutt» Not from the outisde.
  3895. «Writefag4» Fine by me. Talent rolling.
  3896. «Writefag4» (10)
  3897. «Egg_Discord» "And because it's my way of paying you back! I can get background checks!"
  3898. «Mr.Jared» lol
  3899. «Mr.Jared» Can i help him get to the fire exit?
  3900. «Globebutt» You unlatch the door from the inside. Fire alarms start blaring.
  3901. «Globebutt» It seems the exit you chose was for use in life-threatening emergencies only.
  3902. «Writefag4» Thats what I was hoping for.
  3903. «Mr.Jared» god damn it!
  3904. «Mr.Jared» wait what?
  3905. «Globebutt» Suits begin filing out of the building.
  3906. «Egg_Discord» Well, this IS a life threatening emegency, isn't it?
  3907. «HTBK» Fuck it! I dash ahead into the buildi---
  3908. «HTBK» "WHAT IN THE--"
  3909. «HTBK» "I back up against Egg."
  3910. «Writefag4» I set down Sunfire.
  3911. «Globebutt» HT is faced with a flow of German businessmen.
  3912. «Alex» "It wont come to that... Everything is fine Ewo, I've got everything under control..." Alex keeps walking
  3913. «Egg_Discord» "SHIT!" I get right next to HT, ready to protect him."
  3914. «» That guy left the chat.
  3915. «HTBK» I leap away from the door. "Oh shitshitshit--"
  3916. «Sunfire» I immediately rush for HT. "Master!"
  3917. «Writefag4» I hold the door for a moment until the rush thins and I think I can push my way in.
  3918. «Mr.Jared» dont forget me!
  3919. «Globebutt» For the most part, people seem to be too busy... (hah; the bit I gave him doesn't have the clop at all!) ...heading out to really notice you.
  3920. «Globebutt» Elsewhere in the city, another siren starts up.
  3921. «Writefag4» "Sunfire. If we're caught you'll be seperated. You might want to listen to me."
  3922. «Globebutt» You're so confused, Strawberry Freeze!
  3923. «HTBK» (Ha ha, that fool!)
  3924. «Egg_Discord» "Write! What's the plan? It's do or die now!"
  3925. «HTBK» "Egg...remember. Death before we get caught."
  3926. «Writefag4» "Strawberry. We can't get caught now. They'll take him away."
  3927. «Egg_Discord» "Right. Jared! The Poison!"
  3928. «Mr.Jared» yea?
  3929. «HTBK» "We haven't been caught *yet*, we haven't even entered a standoff!"
  3930. «Writefag4» Can I push through now.
  3931. «Sunfire» "Damn it you two, that wasn't the deal!"
  3932. «HTBK» "Sun, listen. If we get out of here, we'll make good."
  3933. «Globebutt» You easily push through.
  3934. «HTBK» "But if it comes down to dying or being taken away..."
  3935. «Egg_Discord» Can I charge through the crowd?
  3936. «Globebutt» Some sirens sound like they're a few blocks away, now.
  3937. «Sunfire» (*** scroll locking to nab stuff even though it seems like Globe has everything ***)
  3938. «Globebutt» Not if you're heading in. That's hardly a crowd now.
  3939. «Ewo» "I just wanted to know you have my permission, Alex."
  3940. «Mr.Jared» well
  3941. «HTBK» "TO OBLIVION!"
  3942. «Mr.Jared» it was nice knowing you guys
  3943. «Mr.Jared» you still have that poison?
  3944. «Writefag4» I heard to where the dealers room was. Or if it was a panel go there.
  3945. «HTBK» And with that, I charge into the convention center. Was Galacon spread about or confined to one hall?"
  3946. «Alex» "Uh... Alright," He hurries up in the chaos to try and keep up with Write.
  3947. «Writefag4» "Yes. And nobody is going to use it."
  3948. «Sunfire» I follow Master with all the conviction in the world.
  3949. «Mr.Jared» I have a idea
  3950. «Mr.Jared» give me the poison
  3951. «Egg_Discord» "See you gents on the other side." I scream a war cry as I follow them in
  3952. «Sunfire» (pony charge)
  3953. «Globebutt» We'll say it was the whole center.
  3954. «Writefag4» "I ignore Jared. Nobody is eating the poinson."
  3955. «Egg_Discord» "HERE!" I chuck the poison at Jred
  3956. «HTBK» "LET'S MOVE!"
  3957. «Writefag4» (I thought I had the poison.)
  3958. «Mr.Jared» *pour poison in flask*
  3959. «Egg_Discord» (Whatever, Jared has it now)
  3960. «Globebutt» Write had the poison in her pocket.
  3961. «HTBK» And with that, I break for the plushie booth's location. I don't know what I expect to find. I know that at this point I'm looking at a choice between death, experimentation, or being sold as a designer pet.
  3962. «Mr.Jared» (void that then)
  3963. «HTBK» But going anywhere is better than staying still.
  3964. «Writefag4» (Its also meant for rats. I'm not sure it would even kill a human or a pony.)
  3965. «Mr.Jared» *folows write*
  3966. «HTBK» (Rat poison is fucking deadly, Write.)
  3967. «Egg_Discord» "HT. If we go down. We go down fighting like men! Agreed?"
  3968. «Writefag4» (Enough to kill 7?)
  3969. «Globebutt» ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinc_phosphide Feel free to figure it out for me.)
  3970. «HTBK» (Probably not all 7.)
  3971. «HTBK» "Yes!"
  3972. «HTBK» "But first we try and escape!"
  3973. «Egg_Discord» "RIGHT!"
  3974. «HTBK» "...Waitwaitwait. I just had an idea."
  3975. «Globebutt» There's no plushies to be found anywhere. Where the kiosk once stood, there's now a pen dealer's booth.
  3976. «Egg_Discord» "Spit it out, HT! There's no time to waste!"
  3977. «Sunfire» Pen as in writing... or...
  3978. «HTBK» Pens pens pens...what was I hoping for? I don't know.
  3979. «Alex» "Oh jeez..."
  3980. «Globebutt» Writing pen. It was full of businessmen, not... I don't know!
  3981. «Mr.Jared» *pulls out flask*
  3982. «HTBK» "If the police show up, play dumb and pretend we're all part of Write's novelty dog show!"
  3983. «HTBK» "We'll get leash law violation instead of being shot to death!"
  3984. «Alex» "So... what now Write?"
  3985. «Sunfire» "Got it, Master."
  3986. «Mr.Jared» Pour the poison in here write
  3987. «HTBK» "...You know what fuck it, let's get shot to death."
  3988. «Mr.Jared» we have to go
  3989. «Writefag4» "I. Lets just go."
  3990. «Mr.Jared» or escape
  3991. «Egg_Discord» "Time to die, men! It's been an honor fighting with you!"
  3992. «HTBK» I tear off around the halls for any remnant of the convention. For any sign, anything at all, that this isn't the punchline to a cruel joke. For mysterious doors, or strange objects, or...anything.
  3993. «HTBK» (BRB)
  3994. «Globebutt» You do find a hat kiosk.
  3995. «Globebutt» Roll fort.
  3996. «Alex» Casts a sharp glare at Egg before moving to follow Write.
  3997. «Sunfire» Naturally, I follow HT around diligently.
  3998. «Ewo» "I-I just don't want to die..."
  3999. «Egg_Discord» I start tearing down anything that looks suspicious, looking for ANYTHING to save our asses.
  4000. «Egg_Discord» "I'm gonna wreck it all!" I scream in desperation
  4001. «Globebutt» And boy, you see a lot of strange stuff!
  4002. «Globebutt» Roll fort.
  4003. «Sunfire» (haha)
  4004. «Writefag4» "We're all leaving together. And thats final."
  4005. «Mr.Jared» I second that
  4006. «Alex» Alex lets out a fake sounding laugh. "Oh Ewo, nopony is going to kill you! You're too adorable! Worst case scenario you make some new friends, alright?" Alex continues petting your mane while he walks.
  4007. «Egg_Discord» (I rolled a three)
  4008. «Egg_Discord» "NOT HELPING, ALEX!"
  4009. «Globebutt» You get no special pleasure from tearing up the convention hall.
  4010. «Globebutt» Ewo, roll fort.
  4011. «Writefag4» "Egg its over."
  4012. «Ewo» (4)
  4013. «Egg_Discord» "NO! I won't give up! There has to be a way!"
  4014. «HTBK» 2 for fort. Danger trumps hats.
  4015. «Globebutt» The sirens sounding outside echo Writefag's sentiment.
  4016. «Egg_Discord» "...It's not fair." I say as I give one last kick.
  4017. «Mr.Jared» What happends now?
  4018. «HTBK» "Life ain't fair, Egg."
  4019. «Writefag4» "I don't know. Lets just. Get out of here."
  4020. «HTBK» I slam my head against the ceiling.
  4021. «HTBK» Wall*
  4022. «Globebutt» The front doors to the convention center open, and a swarm of policemen rush in.
  4023. «Sunfire» I pat HT's shoulder.
  4024. «Mr.Jared» *tears roll down face*
  4025. «Mr.Jared» im scared
  4026. «Writefag4» (In this room?)
  4027. «Globebutt» (Yep.)
  4028. «Egg_Discord» I hug HT, one last time, ready to embrace death.
  4029. «HTBK» I stare at the ceiling. Time to go out with a bang.
  4030. «Writefag4» "Okay everyone. Just calm down."
  4031. «Alex» Alex stops when the police rush in, but doesn't drop Ewo. "Welp, I hope Germany is gentle,"
  4032. «Globebutt» One of them-- a lieutenant or some such, you have to presume-- shouts at you in German. You can't tell a word he's saying. But Jared, boy, do you like his megaphone! Roll fort.
  4033. «Writefag4» I get down on the ground with my hands behind my back.
  4034. «Mr.Jared» (4)
  4035. «HTBK» "Some of them would have been natives."
  4036. «HTBK» "The attendees."
  4037. «HTBK» "Egg. Don't you dare give up."
  4038. «Egg_Discord» I lay down, prepared for the endgame.
  4039. «Sunfire» "Master? What are we gonna do?" I whisper to HT.
  4040. «Globebutt» You remain content to admire it from a distance.
  4041. «Mr.Jared» i follow writefag's suit
  4042. «Egg_Discord» "What can we do, HT? We're surrounded."
  4043. «HTBK» "Sun. we're going to run. We will likely be shot and killed. Or tased and tortured."
  4044. «Calc» (This is intense.)
  4045. «HTBK» "The way out is through, Egg."
  4046. «HTBK» "3...2...go."
  4047. «Globebutt» (Do German policemen even carry guns?)
  4048. «Alex» Alex follows Write's lead and gets on the ground.
  4049. «HTBK» And with that, I sprint off across the convention hall, for the far door. It stands to reason that there's got to be more than one emergency escape..."
  4050. «Sunfire» Pony charge is a go!
  4051. «Globebutt» So who's on the ground, who's up, and who's running?
  4052. «Alex» (Even police officers in Japan have guns, I'd like to hope so.)
  4053. «Sunfire» (the UK is fairly unusual for not, for the world)
  4054. «Alex» (Alex and Ewo are on the ground.)
  4055. «Mr.Jared» Im on the ground with write and alex i presume
  4056. «Egg_Discord» I follow my equine companions, hoping they have a way.
  4057. «Egg_Discord» "I go as a man."
  4058. «Writefag4» Can I see the direction they're trying to run?
  4059. «Globebutt» "Halt!" the lieutenant shouts at the running ponies. He says something else too, but it doesn't translate quite so cleanly.
  4060. «Globebutt» They're running to the right.
  4061. «Writefag4» (I mean through a door or anything.)
  4062. «Globebutt» Oh. No.
  4063. «Globebutt» It's a pretty big center.
  4064. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  4065. «Mr.Jared» (globe, can u ise the trait, world traveler to understand what ther are saying)
  4066. «HTBK» The lack of response is a response in itself. I frantically scan for any sign of escape...
  4067. «Globebutt» Didn't take it at character creation, duckfucker! :V
  4068. «Calc» (>duckfucker
  4069. «Mr.Jared» (fine, then i use perk duckfucker to tranlate)
  4070. «Egg_Discord» (This is really the end, isn't it?)
  4071. «Sunfire» (Halt! quack quack quack quack)
  4072. «Globebutt» Though it'd probably be along the lines of "We have you surrounded", "There is no escape", or "There is no chance to survive make your time".
  4073. «Globebutt» Most likely the latter, considering the foreign experiences Jared here has had.
  4074. «Egg_Discord» I follow along with HT and Sun, ready to fight to the death. At this point, though, death may be the only option.
  4075. «Globebutt» There is a door, HT. Big metal fire door. Looks to go outside.
  4076. «HTBK» "EEEYEAH!"
  4077. «HTBK» I hurl myself against the bar.
  4078. «Sunfire» I try to ram it at the same time as HT.
  4079. «Egg_Discord» "LIFE IS AMAZING!" I shout as I charge the bar along with HT and Sun.
  4080. «Globebutt» It opens, and you find yourself surrounded by German policemen with riot shields.
  4081. «Globebutt» "Halt!" they shout. It's a little bit like The Elder Scrolls.
  4082. «HTBK» How many?
  4083. «Globebutt» About six of them.
  4084. «Egg_Discord» Can I charge past them?
  4085. «HTBK» "BOLT!"
  4086. «Writefag4» (Why are there riot cops for a small public disturbance?)
  4087. «HTBK» I hug the wall of the convention center as I run, hoping to simply slip around them.
  4088. «HTBK» (Conspiracy?)
  4089. «Globebutt» Roll stealth and athletics.
  4090. «Sunfire» (What else does Stuttgart have going on for it)
  4091. «Egg_Discord» I follow after him.
  4092. «Ewo» I try to stop the police by being adorable.
  4093. «Globebutt» They're too close to the wall, HT.
  4094. «HTBK» Oh.
  4095. «HTBK» well then, just going through?
  4096. «HTBK» Or between?
  4097. «Globebutt» You're not surrounded, Ewo. They're not moving in on you yet.
  4098. «Globebutt» Roll stealth and athletics.
  4099. «Egg_Discord» (I rolled a 10 and a 6)
  4100. «Sunfire» (10 st 9 at)
  4101. «HTBK» 3/8.
  4102. «Alex» (You are fine little Ewo ^^ )
  4103. «Egg_Discord» (Please tell me we all make it)
  4104. «Globebutt» You manage to make it past them Egg, but who knows where you're going to now?
  4105. «Mr.Jared» (globe, wtf is going on with me and write?)
  4106. «Alex» (Probably nothing nearly as consequential as what is going on with the people making a break for it
  4107. «Globebutt» Sun Bonnet bumps into a shield and lands on her back.
  4108. «Alex» )*
  4109. «Egg_Discord» ...no.
  4110. «Globebutt» Strawberry easily escapes.
  4111. «HTBK» *mordecaivoice*
  4112. «HTBK» Aw, what.
  4113. «HTBK» /mordecai
  4114. «Sunfire» I turn and look on in horror though, because Master didn't make it... what to do?
  4115. «Egg_Discord» We have to save him! It's all of us or none of us!
  4116. «Globebutt» One of the policemen grabs you by the neck.
  4117. «Globebutt» Another one puts you in cuffs.
  4118. «Globebutt» Or, tries to.
  4119. «Mr.Jared» *pulls out flask*
  4120. «HTBK» Can I talent roll to twist free?
  4121. «Ewo» (reassuring me in OOC is one of the sweetest things I've ever seen)
  4122. «Globebutt» Sure, I'll allow that.
  4123. «Alex» (^^b)
  4124. «HTBK» Also 8.
  4125. «Mr.Jared» You sure you dont want one final drink before the police brutality kicks in?
  4126. «Writefag4» (Ye cannot get ye flask)
  4127. «Writefag4» (Also ye flask is empty)
  4128. «Mr.Jared» *i filled it with ym piss*
  4129. «Globebutt» You twist free and run between the officer's legs to freedom.
  4130. «Globebutt» I thought you put rat poison in Ye Flask?
  4131. «HTBK» I sprint after Egg, and down the street.
  4132. «HTBK» "GO! GO GO GO GO!"
  4133. «Globebutt» Wait, no you didn't. Never midn. That was retconned out.
  4134. «Writefag4» (I still have it.)
  4135. «Mr.Jared» (i did not, write had it)
  4136. «HTBK» Are there any welcoming alleys, Globe?
  4137. «Egg_Discord» I run with Sun and HT to freedom.
  4138. «Sunfire» The trio reunite!
  4139. «Sunfire» Strawberry breathes a momentary breath of relief before charging off with the others.
  4140. «HTBK» Or is there any chance we can just breach the borders into the countryside altogether?
  4141. «Egg_Discord» How close is the wilderness?
  4142. «Globebutt» Meanwhile, back at the ran-- Back in the main room, eight officers walk slowly up from the ranks.
  4143. «Mr.Jared» Write, can i have that poison?
  4144. «Mr.Jared» you know what
  4145. «Mr.Jared» nevermind
  4146. «Globebutt» There's farmland quite nearby, but there's an autobahn in the way of true wilderness.
  4147. «Mr.Jared» i dont care anymore
  4148. «Writefag4» "Shush." I mutter. I try and look up without moving from the floor. "Officer? English?"
  4149. «HTBK» Alleyways?
  4150. «Globebutt» "No," he responds.
  4151. «Globebutt» "I'm German."
  4152. «Alex» (Bullshit, everyone in Europe speaks 3 languages, I've seen it :3)
  4153. «Sunfire» (a stupidly high percentage of germans in particular speak english)
  4154. «Egg_Discord» Is it better if we go to the farmland or risk it in the city?
  4155. «Ewo» (He seemed to take the question as "are you english")
  4156. «Mr.Jared» >mfw english :l
  4157. «Writefag4» "No. Do you speak English. Sorry."
  4158. «Globebutt» (Tell that to the French waiter who lamented my refusal of almonds on mousse! In perfect French. I understood not a word of it.)
  4159. «Alex» (The french are an exception, because English is 'beneath them'
  4160. «Globebutt» The officer raises an eyebrow. Not that you would be able to see that.
  4161. «HTBK» After taking several sharp turns, I dive into a vacant alleyway.
  4162. «Alex» (Germans know English and German, and will never let you learn their language properly, switching to English when they hear your accent. The Dutch are the same, except they know Dutch, English, and German because they share a lot of the same television stations.)
  4163. «Ewo» I be adorable at the officer
  4164. «Globebutt» Roll Cha.
  4165. «Egg_Discord» I follow in suite with HT
  4166. «HTBK» I slump against a wall.
  4167. «Ewo» (2.)
  4168. «Ewo» (;~;)
  4169. «HTBK» "Cuffs cuffs. Cuffs cuffs cuffs...Egg, do you get it?"
  4170. «Sunfire» I slump against HT immediately.
  4171. «Egg_Discord» I hide with my two companions
  4172. «Writefag4» "I apologize." I try to think of what to tell him. "We would be happy to awnser any and all questions."
  4173. «Egg_Discord» "Get what?"
  4174. «HTBK» Sun, Egg, do you *see this*?"
  4175. «HTBK» "They had shields. They had numbers."
  4176. «HTBK» "They tried to put me in cuffs! Have you ever seen someone cuff a *horse*?"
  4177. «Mr.Jared» *is silent*
  4178. «HTBK» "They were the police, not animal control. They know what we are."
  4179. «Egg_Discord» "What are you getting at? Get to the point!"
  4180. «Sunfire» I shake my head. "I haven't seen lots of things."
  4181. «Globebutt» The officer smiles at Ewo, but then gets back to business.
  4182. «Egg_Discord» "Oh god! They know we were human! We have to get out of the city NOW."
  4183. «Alex» (Ewo, low numbers are good.)
  4184. «Egg_Discord» (This shit took a sharp turn down Drama lane!)
  4185. «Globebutt» (...I think I only roll that way for fort and ponification. Sorry. I feel really arbitrary.)
  4186. «Sunfire» "The others?"
  4187. «Ewo» (That's what I thought...)
  4188. «Globebutt» "We still have to cuff you for protocol."
  4189. «HTBK» "The police--or *someone working dispatch*--knows that--yes, exactly! They know how we became like...this! And they know...oh God, what else do they know? Why we became this way? Who we were?"
  4190. «Writefag4» "Certainly."
  4191. «Mr.Jared» (wait, since i havea 3 in ponification, doe sthat mean ym stats go up by 3?)
  4192. «Egg_Discord» "They're done for. There's no way for them to escape. It's just us three now!"
  4193. «Globebutt» The officer stands Writefag up and turns her around, and slaps on the irons.
  4194. «Globebutt» (I'm keeping track of that, J.)
  4195. «Alex» (When undertaking strenuous activities in game, roll a D10, and compare it against your skill with the appropriate stat. If your roll is equal to or less than the number you rolled, you succeed in the action. is kinda confusing)
  4196. «Mr.Jared» (alright)
  4197. «Calc»  left the chat.
  4198. «Egg_Discord» "I say we cut our losses, and go to the farmlands!"
  4199. «Sunfire» I sadly nod. "I guess that's the way it will have to go..."
  4200. «Globebutt» (Ooh, sounds like Fun!)
  4201. «HTBK» "Jesus Christ, they know...they might know *everything*, Egg! No, no no..."
  4202. «Mr.Jared» *il try some charisma on thid guy*
  4203. «HTBK» I slam my head back against the wall.
  4204. «Globebutt» Alex is stood up and put in cuffs, too.
  4205. «Egg_Discord» "If we stay in the city any longer, we'll get caught for sure. I don't want to say it, but it's the only way!"
  4206. «Globebutt» Roll, Jared.
  4207. «Mr.Jared» (2)
  4208. «Writefag4» "There are three others. They look like that one." I incline my head to Ewo. "They're very scared. I am sorry they ran."
  4209. «Mr.Jared» (fuek yea)
  4210. «HTBK» "Listen. Listen listen. It's Stuttgart, the majority of the convention attendees would have been natives. That means that if the cops really know, there would have been...roundups. People, taken up by the police."
  4211. «HTBK» "And...weird doctor's visits. We might not be the only ones!"
  4212. «HTBK» "If we go now, we are never coming back. Do you understand that?"
  4213. «Globebutt» The officer almost looks bemused as he puts the handcuffs on Jared.
  4214. «Egg_Discord» "I realize that, but what can we do? They've probably rounded everyone else up!"
  4215. «Alex» He gestures to Ewo with his foot. "She's my cousin, you better take care of her,"
  4216. «Egg_Discord» "I know, HT. I know the risks."
  4217. «Globebutt» The first officer looks down at Ewo. "Is that so?"
  4218. «HTBK» "If there is anyone else...we need to...we should find out. We should find out if this is just a freak occurance of nature, or if someone with power planned this."
  4219. «Ewo» I nod
  4220. «HTBK» "And...after we do, I don't know what."
  4221. «Globebutt» "Looks like a horse to me."
  4222. «Egg_Discord» "First we get out of the city. The farmlands are the safest bet."
  4223. «Mr.Jared» -i haz a bad feeling about this-
  4224. «HTBK» I bite my lip.
  4225. «HTBK» "Egg. Listen to me. This is not an "if".
  4226. «Writefag4» "Correct. Yes thats part of the issue. I'm looking rather horsely myself."
  4227. «Alex» "Yes, well, how many horses do you know that look like that?"
  4228. «Sunfire» "Master? Your call."
  4229. «HTBK» "If we go out there, I *will* become Sun Bonnet. He *will* become Strawberry."
  4230. «HTBK» "..."
  4231. «HTBK» And then, the worst idea I've ever had occurs to me.
  4232. «HTBK» "But maybe that's just what we want."
  4233. «Mr.Jared» what he said *motining to write*
  4234. «Globebutt» Master's so silly, Strawberry.
  4235. «Egg_Discord» "Maybe it's best if we escape and live our life as ponies. We can't go back to our old lives and we can't stay here."
  4236. «HTBK» "No, no, listen. Listen listen."
  4237. «HTBK» "They have just taken our friends. our buddies."
  4238. «HTBK» "Ponies, Egg."
  4239. «Egg_Discord» "Your point?"
  4240. «Globebutt» The officer decides to humor you. "Sure. The horse can come with us to the precinct."
  4241. «Ewo» "Thanks officer..."
  4242. «HTBK» "Impossible flight and magic are things now. Maybe there's a few other things from the...show...that came with them."
  4243. «Sunfire» I look nervously at HT. "Like what?"
  4244. «HTBK» "Maybe, if someone we know is on the line..."
  4245. «Writefag4» "Ewo. If you like. Now would be a good time to speak up." I whisper over.
  4246. «Globebutt» The officer looks back down at Ewo. "Mein Gott."
  4247. «HTBK» "Maybe I'm just grasping at straws. Maybe you *are* just some dumb fucking animal now."
  4248. «Egg_Discord» "They might be able to escape, but we're three earth ponies. We can't fly or use magic. And I'm still fully in control!"
  4249. «Writefag4» (Oops. Didn't see that.)
  4250. «HTBK» "You...are built like a damn tank. A midget tank, but a tank."
  4251. «Mr.Jared» (use travling background to tranlate)
  4252. «Sunfire» "I'm scared, and tired. I fear for the others, but we have to look after ourselves at some point. It's what they'd do, right Master?"
  4253. «HTBK» "And...closer to the earth, and..."
  4254. «Egg_Discord» "I'm saying this because I am trying to get us out of here without us become test subjects for some sick German scientists. We have no choice but to leave them behind."
  4255. «HTBK» I hiss through my teeth. The world's closing in, bit by bit..."
  4256. «Alex» "Danke Shoen,"
  4257. «Egg_Discord» "HT. Trust me." I look into his eyes. "Let's get to the farmland where we will at least be safe."
  4258. «HTBK» "I became a vet...because I couldn't stand the idea that someone, somewhere, was getting short-sheeted by life just because there was nobody there to pick them back up."
  4259. «HTBK» "We'll go to the farm. Just long enough for the heat to get off."
  4260. «Globebutt» The officer shakes his head and escorts you to two separate squad cars.
  4261. «HTBK» "I'm going to die like a man, not live like a traitor."
  4262. «Mr.Jared» *cooperates*
  4263. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, then let's move!" How far to the farms?
  4264. «HTBK» "I cordially invite you all to come with me."
  4265. «Globebutt» The farmland? It's all crops.
  4266. «Alex» Alex follows obediently.
  4267. «HTBK» As we go, I have to wonder. How much of my acceptance was simple silence?
  4268. «Ewo» "Take good care of my cousin, okay?"
  4269. «HTBK» And how much of it was wanting to stay with my stallion?
  4270. «Ewo» I obey as well
  4271. «Sunfire» "Master, you know Strawberry will always be by your side."
  4272. «Globebutt» You're put in the same car as Alex, Ewo.
  4273. «Mr.Jared» Am i with writefag?
  4274. «HTBK» "Wouldn't have it any other way..."
  4275. «Globebutt» It's the only way you fit, Jared.
  4276. «Writefag4» "Heh. This is it I suppose. Its a bit of a relief."
  4277. «Writefag4» I say to Jared.
  4278. «Egg_Discord» I run with the mares to the farm. Do we make it?
  4279. «Mr.Jared» "yea, at leist we know..."
  4280. «Egg_Discord» "Neither would I, MT. Neither would I."
  4281. «Ewo» "Do you think they can help us, Alex?"
  4282. «Mr.Jared» "might as well pour put that vile, we wont have much use for it anymore"
  4283. «Globebutt» Sure you do, Discord! It's just half a parking lot away.
  4284. «Egg_Discord» Okay, good. So we arrive at the farms. Now what?
  4285. «Writefag4» "Lets not talk about it."
  4286. «Globebutt» The convention center is pretty new, so they built it out by the airport. Nothing's too developed here.
  4287. «Writefag4» (I thought it was pellets anyway.)
  4288. «Globebutt» The crops look delicious. All you three roll fort.
  4289. «Alex» He shrugs. "Maybe we don't need help?" He offers you a smile. "You look fine just the way you are to me. Not like someone that needs fixing. Are you happy at least?"
  4290. «Sunfire» (9)
  4291. «Egg_Discord» (I rolled a seven)
  4292. «Mr.Jared» Well buddy,... wait, i dont even know you that well yet im callign you a freind
  4293. «Egg_Discord» (Nice knowing you, Sunfire)
  4294. «HTBK» (5.)
  4295. «Sunfire» (and 7. that's probably GG)
  4296. «Ewo» "I'm just worried it'll get worse if nothing's done about it"
  4297. «Egg_Discord» (I rolled a ten)
  4298. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4299. «Globebutt» You both start devouring crops. Sunfire's long gone. (PON level 10.1)
  4300. «Writefag4» "Yeah. I don't know. I can't help but think youguys might've been better off staying at the lake."
  4301. «Sunfire» But, you know. It doesn't really matter as long as I can stay with Master~~~
  4302. «Alex» "Get worse? In what way?" He snickers. "Have you SEEN my hair?"
  4303. «HTBK» I shake my head. Looks like I'm the only one who can keep a straight head.
  4304. «Egg_Discord» "This is delicious. HT, you have to try this!"
  4305. «HTBK» "Egg. Pardon me."
  4306. «Egg_Discord» "What's wrong, HT?"
  4307. «Mr.Jared» No man, im glad i came to this con
  4308. «HTBK» And like that, I buck both of them as hard as as my tiny legs can.
  4309. «Mr.Jared» even if it ment being aprehended
  4310. «HTBK» In the kicking sense.
  4311. «HTBK» Not the fucking sense.
  4312. «Egg_Discord» "Ow! What was that for?"
  4313. «Mr.Jared» it was a adventure, whch is why i came out here in the 1st place
  4314. «Globebutt» (HT, what happens once san reaches zero?)
  4315. «Sunfire» (I really have to get the fuck to bed.)
  4316. «Ewo» "Just um... what happened in the van... I'm scared of that."
  4317. «Calc»  joined the chat.
  4318. «Writefag4» You have a hell of a way of picking em. I rest my head back and try to stare at my horn.
  4319. «HTBK» (San has reached zero. To get back into the black, desperate measures...one moment, let me get my note.)
  4320. «Egg_Discord» "...Oh no! Sun? Are you there?"
  4321. «Mr.Jared» oh well
  4322. «HTBK» (Ponification can be reduced in small increments by a number of ways: sensory shocks, such as pain or buckets of cold water, can temporarily reduce it, while behaving in distinctly "human" ways can help remove the mental strain. In particularly heavy cases (8 and up), however, touching heart-to-hearts and repeated blows to the face do the job.)
  4323. «Mr.Jared» time to pass time to the fates
  4324. «Mr.Jared» *begins to whisle*
  4325. «Globebutt» Strawberry hasn't been responding well to "Sun" for some time now.
  4326. «Alex» "Hey, that'll never happen to you, okay? You're a pony, you've seen the show. Ponies don't go around sexing everything they see. You get to do magic and stuff, right? Lust isn't one of the elements of harmony,"
  4327. «HTBK» "For stopping to think about food at a time like this."
  4328. «HTBK» (Sun, you can say that Strawberry's out cold if you gotta sack out.)
  4329. «Globebutt» The four in cuffs arrive at the station.
  4330. «Mr.Jared» *whistle
  4331. «Egg_Discord» "...You're right. What about Sun-Strawberry? She's gone for good this time, I think."
  4332. «Sunfire» (Yeah, sure, that works.)
  4333. «HTBK» *thump*
  4334. «HTBK» "...She's gone for the next few minutes at least."
  4335. «Globebutt» ("Beating a dead horse" joke here.)
  4336. «Mr.Jared» *continues to whistle*
  4337. «Sunfire» (*** this is the point where my record stops, so make sure someone's logging things after this point ***)
  4338. «Egg_Discord» "What do we do now, HT? Do we just stay here and find a way out, or do we just stay here? We can't go back to the city now."
  4339. «HTBK» "..."
  4340. «HTBK» I sigh.
  4341. «HTBK» "Don't you want to know?"
  4342. «HTBK» "Who did this? why someone decided to up and end your life?"
  4343. «Globebutt» At the station, you're escorted inside by a couple of officers who, happily, aren't dressed in riot gear.
  4344. «Sunfire» (Goodnight all, it was a fun ... 11? hours)
  4345. «HTBK» (Foshizzle.)
  4346. «Mr.Jared» "Im so sorry write" i say as we part
  4347. «Egg_Discord» "More than anything, HT. But we can't go back now. I don't think we'll ever find out now."
  4348. «Ewo» "...have you ever escorted a talking horse before?"
  4349. «Sunfire» (longest RP of my life fyi. Congratulations.)
  4350. «Egg_Discord» (Night, Strawberry)
  4351. «HTBK» (Yay.)
  4352. «Egg_Discord» (Same here!)
  4353. «Alex» (Take care.)
  4354. «Globebutt» A horse is a horse (of course, of course) and no one can talk to a horse (of course). So the officer escoring Ewo inside is clearly stunned when she hears a voice behind her. "Was?"
  4355. «HTBK» I fix him with a stare that borders on the hateful. "Egg. Do you want to know what the hell, do you want to get your life back? Do you at least want to die quick? Or would you rather we spend the rest of forever out here, with your dick up my hoohah and little miss Autumn over here with her head in the clouds?"
  4356. «Ewo» "Oh... you don't speak English, do you..."
  4357. «Calc» (Autumn. Oh god.)
  4358. «Globebutt» "Little Miss Autumn? How would you...?)
  4359. «Writefag4» (Oh god we forgot Quake)
  4360. «Egg_Discord» "I... I don't know. I really don't know. I'm struggling to remember my own name right now!"
  4361. «Mr.Jared» (...)
  4362. «Globebutt» The other three are still being escorted inside.
  4363. «Mr.Jared» (---fick)
  4364. «HTBK» "Egg. You know, you're just too much of a pussy to say it.
  4365. «Egg_Discord» "What do you want me to say?!"
  4366. «Globebutt» "Englisch? ...Yes, Englsch. I speak Englisch."
  4367. «HTBK» "Do you want to be some dumb draft horse for the rest of your life, or are you going to fucking get your game face on?!"
  4368. «Ewo» "Oh. Well then have you ever escorted a talking horse before?"
  4369. «Egg_Discord» "What do you want to do? What do you expect three humans turned ponies, one of whom is probably gone forever, to do? We don't have magic OR wings. All we have is dumb muscle."
  4370. «Writefag4» (New movie starring Quake: Hangover 4 : Wake up Am Horse)
  4371. «Globebutt» "...No. I habe never escorted any sort of horse before." She tries to start walking again.
  4372. «Egg_Discord» ( chuckled at that, Write)
  4373. «HTBK» (I was actually debating some kind of Hangover setup...)
  4374. «Globebutt» (I'd watch the fuck out of it.)
  4375. «Alex» Alex does his best to keep and eye on Ewo during the preceding.
  4376. «Sunfire»  left the chat.
  4377. «Globebutt» (Wasn't that the last campaign, HT?)
  4378. «HTBK» "I would like to remind you that literally everything anyone has ever done at any point in the history of ever did everything with dumb muscle."
  4379. «HTBK» (Like...more so. More madcap."
  4380. «Writefag4» (Seriously. He went to bed 4 hours away somewhere and wakes up partially horse and van with horse semen sprayed in the front seat.)
  4381. «Globebutt» (Nah, he just wakes up with yellow hair four hours away after... Oh god.)
  4382. «Egg_Discord» "...Alright, suppose we go with your plan. How do we get the information? Where will we go? Who can we trust? How do we even operate things with our hooves?"
  4383. «Globebutt» (He went drinking last night. He's been in a coma for some twelve or so hours. He's like a quarter of the way across the country in the back of a van that smells of horse jizz, covered in technicolor sheddings from everyone else.)
  4384. «HTBK» "Newspapers, alleyways, TV stations, something to hint as to some...grander agenda. We watch, we listen, and we figure it out."
  4385. «Globebutt» (Assuming no more discourse or funny business between the interrogation room and the front steps?)
  4386. «HTBK» "We go down swinging."
  4387. «HTBK» "Or we find a farmhouse and get measured for collars."
  4388. «HTBK» "Pick one."
  4389. «Ewo» (I suppose)
  4390. «Mr.Jared» (no funny buissnes here mister)
  4391. «Writefag4» I try to crack a weak joke about how they're going to hear the best story soon.
  4392. «Globebutt» You're all escorted into a mirror-lined room and sat down on cold chairs at a table.
  4393. «Egg_Discord» "...It's hopeless, HT. You were struggling to remember your own name a while back. It's only a matter of time before we end up like Strawberry. It's like you said back in the van. We only have a few days at most."
  4394. «Mr.Jared» (all the same room?)
  4395. «Globebutt» Writefag, Jared, and Alex are uncuffed before the officer W4 had spoken with before steps into the room.
  4396. «Writefag4» (Together or seperate?)
  4397. «Writefag4» (Together then.)
  4398. «Globebutt» (Together.)
  4399. «HTBK» I press my nose right up against his.
  4400. «HTBK» "Say it."
  4401. «Egg_Discord» "...It's time to give up."
  4402. «HTBK» "Keep talking."
  4403. «Globebutt» He sits down at the table. "So."
  4404. «Alex» "Hello again Write,"
  4405. «Mr.Jared» "So..."
  4406. «HTBK» "Tell me, right now, that you wanna be some nutless dumb muscle kowtowing to some Kraut farmer."
  4407. «HTBK» "Tell me you want the collar, and the pet bed."
  4408. «HTBK» "Tell me you want to quit."
  4409. «Egg_Discord» I continue with tears pouring down my face. "I... I want to quit..." I look down, ashamed of myself.
  4410. «HTBK» "*All of it*."
  4411. «Globebutt» "You have caused quite the disturbance here in our city."
  4412. «HTBK» I look about as livid as a marshmallow pony can look.
  4413. «Mr.Jared» Are we aloud to speak in our defence, sir?
  4414. «Egg_Discord» "I-"*sniff*"I want to be a pet with a collar and a bed..." I can't stop the rain pouring down on my face now.
  4415. «Globebutt» "You were seen abandoning a vehicle on the side of road, walking down the highway, and breaking into our forum."
  4416. «Writefag4» I nod.
  4417. «HTBK» I grit my teeth.
  4418. «HTBK» "KEEP GOING. SAY IT LOUD! MEAN IT, YOU SPINELESS NECKSHIT!"
  4419. «Globebutt» (s/of road/of the road. Forgetting "the" is for broken Russian.)
  4420. «Globebutt» "What do you have to say about this?"
  4421. «Alex» "Help, I'm turning into a horse, and my cousin already has?"
  4422. «Egg_Discord» "...No." *sniff* "You're right. There's still a chance we can save them."
  4423. «HTBK» "What, *now* you're getting cold feet? Not so keen to quit when you realize you don't just get locked-and-loaded mares, are ya?"!
  4424. «Globebutt» He raises an eyebrow. "That's not much of an excuse for breaking the law, I'm afraid."
  4425. «Writefag4» "This is true. We are prepared to accept any penalties for the last one. I assure you though. The first and second were out of our control."
  4426. «Writefag4» "Or at least I am."
  4427. «HTBK» (But officer, we've already broken every law of biology there is.)
  4428. «Egg_Discord» "I guess this whole situation put it into perspective as to how much the odds are against us. But you know what. I've been running away this whole time."
  4429. «HTBK» "Keep. Talking."
  4430. «Egg_Discord» "It's like I said back there, isn't it? We die like men."
  4431. «Globebutt» ("Damn straight you're out of control! What the hay you think yer doin'!?")
  4432. «Globebutt» (Ahem.)
  4433. «HTBK» "We do. Keep. talking."
  4434. «Globebutt» "And the rest of you?"
  4435. «Egg_Discord» "Even if it comes to the worst possible scenario, we have to find a way to at least make this incident public."
  4436. «Mr.Jared» You see sir, you may not belive it but strange things have been happening to us
  4437. «HTBK» "And?"
  4438. «Egg_Discord» "We're not giving up until we save our friends and turn back into human, or we die trying."
  4439. «Mr.Jared» Me and a small group of others have been, changing
  4440. «Globebutt» "I wouldn't have believed it before I met your talking horse friend here."
  4441. «HTBK» "Good. And in the event that we save them and make this public but have no way to change back, *what* are you going to do to me every single night?!"
  4442. «Globebutt» Roll fort, Ewo. He scratches you behind the ears.
  4443. «Mr.Jared» It has been ahppenign to all of us sir.
  4444. «Alex» "Look, we were at a convention here the other day, and that's when this started happening to us. We thought we'd investigate... I understand I broke the law by doing so, but look me in the eye and say you wouldn't have done the same," He pauses "A freakin' horn is growing out of my head,"
  4445. «Ewo» (3)
  4446. «Egg_Discord» "...What am I gonna do?" I look at him, genuinely confused.
  4447. «Globebutt» It feels nice, but it's still a little awkward.
  4448. «HTBK» "We are going to fuck until it hurts. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"
  4449. «Alex» Alex squirms uncomfortably. "Please don't scratch my cousin's head,"
  4450. «Calc» (HT has cracked.)
  4451. «Mr.Jared» All we are trying to do is solve what caused this to happen to us
  4452. «Egg_Discord» "..." I get a reassuring grin on my face.
  4453. «HTBK» (It's like Apocalypse now!)
  4454. «Globebutt» "She seemed to like it," the officer frowns.
  4455. «HTBK» (Or Spec Ops: the Line.)
  4456. «Egg_Discord» "Long, rough, and hard, baby."
  4457. «HTBK» I pat Egg's cheek.
  4458. «HTBK» "Good boy."
  4459. «Writefag4» "Thats the issue with the other 3."
  4460. «Mr.Jared» Isent it true that you sometimes have to break rules to solve truths?
  4461. «Globebutt» The hurt look in his eyes seems to add: And she's really soft, too!
  4462. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, now that we have that out of the way, what do we do with Strawberry. I really do think he's gone for good this time."
  4463. «Alex» "Yeah, well, there's always later, alright?"
  4464. «HTBK» And with that, I turn and go deeper into the fields, dragging Strawberry by the mane.
  4465. «Egg_Discord»  has locked the chat.
  4466. «Egg_Discord»  has unlocked the chat.
  4467. «Writefag4» "We seem to be mostly stable. But we seem to be deteriorating slowly.
  4468. «HTBK» "A jdshsh applctn of brt frsh."
  4469. «Globebutt» "I've never operated under that principle," he replies to Jared.
  4470. «Writefag4» "We 3 have been keeping it together. Evo was the last to go but the others ran off."
  4471. «Mr.Jared» That is understandable sir, but sometimes its the only way
  4472. «Egg_Discord» "...I'm sorry, what?"
  4473. «Alex» "Please do not operate under the assumption that Jared here speaks for all of us,"
  4474. «HTBK» I drop Strawberry for a moment.
  4475. «Ewo» "We needed to get out of that van... there were... quite sexual, traumatizing things going on inside it..."
  4476. «HTBK» "A judicious application of brute force."
  4477. «Writefag4» I try to flick jared in the back of the neck.
  4478. «Globebutt» "In any case, I can't imagine why you would return to the convention center. You were with that... pony convention, ja? That's the one I think I saw all the costumes for."
  4479. «Writefag4» (3)
  4480. «Alex» "I know I am fully prepared to accept the penalty for my crimes, whether or not that means being deported with my cousin here, or paying a fine, whatever it takes to make amends here,"
  4481. «Globebutt» "The van is at our impound yard. The man inside is at the hospital."
  4482. «Mr.Jared» yes sir, that is true
  4483. «Egg_Discord» (what's HT's ponification level?)
  4484. «Globebutt» (7.6.)
  4485. «Mr.Jared» We returned because we though maybe we could find clues what happened
  4486. «Globebutt» (Not ready to call you master /quite/ yet.)
  4487. «Writefag4» "Thats exactly why we came back. We didn't know where else to go." I pull out my passport.
  4488. «HTBK» (It seems like Egg will be calling me master, at this rate.)
  4489. «Egg_Discord» (Just 0.2 above me. I think we may have a chance)
  4490. «Egg_Discord» (No, I have 7.4)
  4491. «Writefag4» "Heh. This doesn't look much like me anymore does it."
  4492. «Globebutt» The man takes the passport and examines it. "No, it does not, Ms... Mr. Writefag."
  4493. «Egg_Discord» "Wait, you're not really gonna-"
  4494. «Egg_Discord» (Still, I think I understand who wears the pants in this relationship...)
  4495. «HTBK» "Have you literally seen someone get the sense knocked into them?"
  4496. «HTBK» "It's a uniquely satisfying sensation."
  4497. «Writefag4» "We were American tourists visiting that convention. When this" I gesture to myself. "Happened we went with the only lead we had."
  4498. «HTBK» I grab her mane again and keep tugging her. And damn right you do.
  4499. «Globebutt» "Do your friends here have their passports with them?"
  4500. «Egg_Discord» "...Well, what have we got to lose? Hit her with all you got!"
  4501. «HTBK» "I did. She ended up like this."
  4502. «Mr.Jared» Yes, i always carry mine with me
  4503. «Mr.Jared» *grabs it*
  4504. «Writefag4» "The three that are fully ponies have their passports in the van."
  4505. «Alex» "My cousin and I sorta forgot to grab them from the motel, when we woke up and had tails,"
  4506. «Egg_Discord» "...Did it work?"
  4507. «HTBK» After a time, I set her down and sigh.
  4508. «Globebutt» "That's quite unfortunate." He grabs Jared's passport.
  4509. «HTBK» "Won't know till she wakes up."
  4510. «Egg_Discord» "She really is gone, isn't she?"
  4511. «Globebutt» "I can see the similarities."
  4512. «HTBK» "Won't know. till she's up."
  4513. «Writefag4» "It may be possible to confirm my identiy if you contact someone who would know the Writefag in the picture."
  4514. «Egg_Discord» "So what now? We can't just stay here. Especially not with the farm being so close to us."
  4515. «HTBK» "'sjust us..."
  4516. «HTBK» I sigh. Adrenaline levels falling. Knockout imminent.
  4517. «Ewo» "You could investigate the motel... although I'm hardly similar to how I used to be..."
  4518. «Globebutt» He hands the passport back. "Now where were you staying with your cousin, Mr...?"
  4519. «Globebutt» (Addressing Alex.)
  4520. «HTBK» "We need to rest up. It's not harvest time, so we should be safe...ish. There's no fence, so I guess we can presume that pests aren't a threat here--there shouldn't be any farmers out for blood tonight."
  4521. «HTBK» "I would also like to remind you that you said, no bones about it, you wanted to be someone's pet."
  4522. «HTBK» "I am never ever letting you forget it."
  4523. «Egg_Discord» "I'm not counting on you letting me. I need something to keep me from saying it again."
  4524. «Globebutt» (Alex? Paging Alex.)
  4525. «Alex» "Uh... The Holiday Inn in Stuttgart... that's here, right?" (I actually looked it up and they have one, crazy.)
  4526. «HTBK» "I would also like to remind you that, statistically, farmers have more sex with horses than any other breed of human."
  4527. «HTBK» "So if you give in, you will spend the rest of your life taking it up the ass."
  4528. «HTBK» "From some guy named Wilhelm."
  4529. «HTBK» "Wilhelm looks a lot like your greasy uncle, in case you're wondering."
  4530. «Egg_Discord» O_O "...Duly noted. Let's rest up now, shall we?"
  4531. «Globebutt» "Of course. I'll call them up. "Mr" Writefag, would you like me to get in touch with your contacts or the consulate first once we're done with that?"
  4532. «Egg_Discord» "HT?"
  4533. «HTBK» I flop over onto my back.
  4534. «HTBK» "Yes. you will imagine me as human."
  4535. «Globebutt» It's a little hard with the crotchboobs.
  4536. «Writefag4» "Consulate. Sir."
  4537. «Egg_Discord» "I know that, but, what I said earlier? About me struggling to remember my name? I wasn't lying. My name's... Egg, right?"
  4538. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  4539. «HTBK» "Egg. That's your name."
  4540. «HTBK» "And mine is?"
  4541. «HTBK» (Pffthaha.)
  4542. «Writefag4» (I love that picture.)
  4543. «Egg_Discord» "...H...T! Your name's HT!"
  4544. «Globebutt» "I'll be back at once."
  4545. «HTBK» "Thank you."
  4546. «Globebutt» The officer steps out of the room, then back in.
  4547. «Globebutt» "What room were you staying in?"
  4548. «Egg_Discord» "No problem. Good night, friend."
  4549. «HTBK» "No. No, not sleep yet. Sleep brings dreams."
  4550. «HTBK» "we talk for now."
  4551. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. What do we talk about?"
  4552. «Globebutt» (Can't sleep! DM will get me!)
  4553. «HTBK» "Something that will upset your pony half as much as possible."
  4554. «HTBK» (Pretty much.)
  4555. «Writefag4» (Just assume they say it.)
  4556. «Egg_Discord» "Like what? Eating meat?"
  4557. «HTBK» "Did you know that in the film "Charge of the light brigade", over one hundred and fifty horses died in production?"
  4558. «Alex» "52, it was a two bed room,"
  4559. «Globebutt» The officer nods and goes to make the phone calls.
  4560. «Calc»  left the chat.
  4561. «Globebutt» (The DM yawns. It's getting late.)
  4562. «Egg_Discord» "No shit? How did the higher ups not get in trouble with the cops?"
  4563. «Alex» (This is BS! I Don't even have hooves yet!)
  4564. «HTBK» "It was filmed in the early days of cinema. There weren't laws to protect horses yet."
  4565. «Alex» (I DEMAND MY MONEY REFUNDED.)
  4566. «Globebutt» (I didn't say I was quitting yet.)
  4567. «HTBK» "So what they did was, for the big battle scene, they strung wires on pickets around the shooting scene, and forced a herd of horses to run through it. At full gallop, when the horses hit the wire..."
  4568. «Alex» ( x: )
  4569. «Ewo» "After this, let's go shopping, Alex"
  4570. «HTBK» I place my hoof on the first joint up Egg's leg. The "wrist", as it were.
  4571. «HTBK» "And...crack."
  4572. «HTBK» "Down they went."
  4573. «HTBK» "All slaughtered, just like that. Do you know what the best part is?"
  4574. «Alex» "I don't think we're going to be unoccupied for quite a while Ewo,"
  4575. «Egg_Discord» "Ouch! Pony or not, it hurts just to hear that!"
  4576. «Writefag4» (I missed the chance to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtgeWiG3ns )
  4577. «Egg_Discord» "What could be better?" I say, sarcasm dripping from my voice."
  4578. «Ewo» "Well... still."
  4579. «HTBK» "The film never saw theaters."
  4580. «Writefag4» (Just imagine some frog nom noises with it.)
  4581. «HTBK» "They were all killed, for nothing."
  4582. «Egg_Discord» "Seriously? That's pretty terrible. Dying for a lost cause!"
  4583. «HTBK» "Oh, it wasn't lost at the time. They were all dead and dessicated before they decided the film wasn't ready for production."
  4584. «HTBK» "Every single one of those horses died in pain and misery, and then someone decided that it just wasn't worth being shown."
  4585. «Egg_Discord» "Wow. Okay, anyone who hears that and ISN'T mortified is clearly a cruel bastard."
  4586. «HTBK» "That, or a film maker."
  4587. «Globebutt» The policeman returns to the room some time later. (Unlike the DM, he does not have a soda.)
  4588. «Mr.Jared» Write, what do you think is going to happen?
  4589. «Egg_Discord» I chuckle a little. "Hey, can I say something really quick before we continue on about morbid shit?"
  4590. «Writefag4» We'll get fined. Or thats what might happen in the states. I have a plan to make some money though.
  4591. «HTBK» "...Okay. Go ahead."
  4592. «Globebutt» "They confirmed the room was rented last night, but they said it was by two men; not a man and a filly."
  4593. «Alex» "Well yeah, he wasn't a filly last night,"
  4594. «Writefag4» "Oh. Officer. Could you be so kind to let us know what we're being officaly charged with before we continue?"
  4595. «Ewo» "I used to be male... and a human..."
  4596. «Writefag4» (Argh too slow.)
  4597. «Egg_Discord» "Whether we turn back into humans, whether we turn into mindless sex-crazy ponies, or whether we become some sick science lab's test subject, I'm glad that no matter what way this ends, at least I know it will end with a friend like you."
  4598. «Globebutt» "Breaking and entering, and inciting panic."
  4599. «Egg_Discord» I hold my hoof out for a brohoof
  4600. «Writefag4» "And I assume a parking ticket? All right."
  4601. «Globebutt» (Fuck if I know how they bill leaving a comatose man in a van on the side of the highway.)
  4602. «HTBK» I meet it, of course.
  4603. «HTBK» "Didn't know you were so soppy."
  4604. «Mr.Jared» So what happends now, officer?
  4605. «Alex» (If he dies, it's Manslaughter, otherwise it's not anything.)
  4606. «Globebutt» Both of you regain .5 humanity, HT and Egg.
  4607. «O-O-T-N»  joined the chat.
  4608. «HTBK» (wait wait. Wait.)
  4609. «HTBK» (Brohoof, a symbol of broly camaraderie.)
  4610. «HTBK» (Restores humanity.)
  4611. «Globebutt» Heart touching moments, yes?
  4612. «HTBK» (which implies that it can undo the effects of magic.)
  4613. «Globebutt» You know how it goes.
  4614. «HTBK» (Which means that broship==magic.)
  4615. «Globebutt» Friendship /is/ magic!
  4616. «HTBK» (which means that...)
  4617. «Mr.Jared» Sadly i do...
  4618. «HTBK» (If broliness is magic, then I know what we need to do.)
  4619. «Egg_Discord» "Oh, shut it. We just survived some of the most mind-scarring things we;ll ever experience. I think that I've earned the right to be a little sentimental.
  4620. «Globebutt» We already knew that, Sun Bonnet. No sense driving in circles.
  4621. «HTBK» (All we have to do is do the impossible/ see the invisible)
  4622. «Egg_Discord» (ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!)
  4623. «HTBK» (Yes. Yes, Egg. Thank you, so much.)
  4624. «Egg_Discord» (I love the way you think!)
  4625. «Globebutt» (You must be swift as the coursing river/ with all the force of a great typhoon/ and all the strength of a raging fire/ mysterious as the dark side of the moon.)
  4626. «Globebutt» (Be a man!)
  4627. «Mr.Jared» So what happends to us?
  4628. «HTBK» (FIGHT THE POWAH)
  4629. «HTBK» "...Spose you have."
  4630. «HTBK» "...Mind scarring, hm?"
  4631. «Globebutt» (You got ignored by the DM for a moment while he typed out lyrics to songs from Disney movies.)
  4632. «Mr.Jared» (i am ok with this)
  4633. «Alex» (You were consumed by retarded OOC chatter x: )
  4634. «HTBK» (>Gurren Lagann)
  4635. «HTBK» (>retarded)
  4636. «Egg_Discord» "What, are you telling me you enjoyed getting fucked like a woman?"
  4637. «Egg_Discord» (>Gurren Lagann)
  4638. «HTBK» "No. I'm asking if you *didn't* enjoy getting into a 3-way."
  4639. «Egg_Discord» (>Retarded)
  4640. «Egg_Discord» (Nigga, you just went full retard)
  4641. «Egg_Discord» "I didn't say I DIDN'T enjoy it, did I?"
  4642. «HTBK» "So you enjoyed fucking me, but still found it scarring."
  4643. «HTBK» "...What, do I have teeth down there or something?"
  4644. «Globebutt» "I'm willing to believe this horse here may once have been human. Most horses don't talk." He rubs Ewo's back. (Roll fort.) "But a man? That seems a stretch."
  4645. «Alex» (Gurren Lagann is fine, spending six minutes gushing about it due to an unrelated event IC is not. It's retarded. (;::: )
  4646. «Writefag4» "Officer. May I show you something."
  4647. «Ewo» (5)
  4648. «Globebutt» You manage to restrain your enthusiasm.
  4649. «Writefag4» I hesitate. "Nevermind."
  4650. «Alex» "Seriously, please. Stop scratching my cousin's head..."
  4651. «Egg_Discord» "I was talking about the incident with the police earlier today. But I will say this: If being a mindless breeding stallion means I get to fuck you for the rest of my life, I might as well be in heaven."
  4652. «Globebutt» The officer frowns. "I wasn't."
  4653. «Alex» "His back, whatever..."
  4654. «HTBK» "Oh, it was just running from the cops. I used to do that all the time."
  4655. «Alex» "Unnecessary physical contact, try to at least follow your own rules,"
  4656. «HTBK» "...Also, I would like to point out that you didn't exactly seem "mindless".
  4657. «Globebutt» (The fuck kinda doctor WERE you!? Working with zoophiles and running from cops.)
  4658. «HTBK» (country doctor.)
  4659. «Writefag4» "Its hard to believe yes. I was male last evening as well."
  4660. «HTBK» (It's more "Who" than "House".)
  4661. «Egg_Discord» "Don't tell me you were a part of the Animal Liberations Front."
  4662. «Writefag4» "A lot of unbelivable things have been happening."
  4663. «HTBK» "No, actually."
  4664. «Mr.Jared» and i used to have normal ears
  4665. «HTBK» "Running from the police is a rite of passage in Southern America."
  4666. «Globebutt» "And where were you two staying last night?"
  4667. «Egg_Discord» "Really? I could say the same thing about living in New York."
  4668. «HTBK» I raise an eyebrow.
  4669. «Globebutt» (For the record, it was Fesselbrücke, Write.)
  4670. «Egg_Discord» "Except there are more people who know how to use a gun"
  4671. «Writefag4» "I was at an inn in Fesselbrücke. "
  4672. «HTBK» "*You* ran from the police?"
  4673. «Mr.Jared» No, i was not one of the ones to rent a hotel
  4674. «Ewo» "Changing genders happens a lot more often than turning into horses..."
  4675. «Writefag4» "There were 4 others. One was the man found in the vehicle. The other 3 were the ponies who fled."
  4676. «Alex» "Changing sex," Alex corrects. "Check your privilege Cuz," He snickers quietly.
  4677. «Writefag4» "At the time we were all male."
  4678. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  4679. «Writefag4» "And fully human" I add as an afterthought.
  4680. «Egg_Discord» "It was a stupid thing I got roped into as a teen. I was in the wrong crowd and I almost got shot up in a drug bust gone wrong."
  4681. «Globebutt» "Then where did you stay last night, Mr. Jared?"
  4682. «HTBK» "Getting roped into stupid things, falling in with bad crowds, almost getting shot..."
  4683. «Mr.Jared» Well, i was going to rent a hotel after the convention
  4684. «HTBK» I look towards the town.
  4685. «HTBK» "Same shit, different day."
  4686. «Globebutt» "But?"
  4687. «Mr.Jared» Well, the people i was riding with sorta, stoped and dumped me on the road
  4688. «Egg_Discord» "Well what about you? How does a vet get shot at by the police?"
  4689. «Globebutt» "I see. So where did you spend last night?"
  4690. «HTBK» "I got *chased* by the police. I got *shot at* by old man Wilson."
  4691. «Writefag4» "Officer. If I may. How is this relevant to the charges?"
  4692. «Globebutt» -.2 PON, HTBK.
  4693. «Egg_Discord» "I wanna hear more about this."
  4694. «Mr.Jared» I came here via plane the day before the convention,
  4695. «Mr.Jared» i figured i could pull a all nighter as i could not get the money for a hotel
  4696. «HTBK» "Hm. Well, let me take you back a while. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had just hit theaters, and I took my girlfriend...I think her name was Sarah...out to see it."
  4697. «Mr.Jared» the next morning was the convention
  4698. «Globebutt» "I was just curious," the officer confesses.
  4699. «Egg_Discord» "I love that movie. Tim Curry's a riot!"
  4700. «HTBK» "When her dad saw that that scruffy-looking no-good Black kid had taken his girl out to "that goddam crossdresser movie", well...it was a good thing he was drunk, or I woulda eaten buckshot."
  4701. «Writefag4» "We would be glad to tell you our full story after this is all settled. We're uh. A little aprehensive about the charges against us."
  4702. «Mr.Jared» alright
  4703. «Egg_Discord» "Ah. I understand now. Sucks that her dad went all drunk redneck on your ass."
  4704. «HTBK» "Tell you the truth, it was kinda fun."
  4705. «Globebutt» (You were black without sayin'? Damn, blue eyes and bald don't matter none compared to skin tone. Yellow fur'd stand out a lot more on that.)
  4706. «HTBK» (Note the capitalization.)
  4707. «Globebutt» (Oh, right. Right.)
  4708. «Globebutt» "Of course."
  4709. «Egg_Discord» "After what happened today, I can see why. Really makes you appreciate life when it's all said and done."
  4710. «Writefag4» "In all fairness I do not see how the others have done any wrong. The vehicle is in my name and I was driving. And it was I who broke into the convention center. These people only followed me into an open door and were passengers."
  4711. «HTBK» (INCOMING COUNTRY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTqra4YSsaM )
  4712. «Writefag4» "If you charge them with anything it would have to be for looking different."
  4713. «HTBK» "Life is a complex, strange thing full of mysteries."
  4714. «HTBK» "I studied life for eight years. And today I learned that I was wrong about most of it."
  4715. «Globebutt» The officer takes a minute to consider this proposition. He might still need a little convincing,but it looks like the right kind of smile might just do the trick.
  4716. «Globebutt» (...This isn't country. This is southern pop-rock.)
  4717. «HTBK» (Ohmygodyou can tell the difference how have I not met you before.)
  4718. «Globebutt» (I can't always, but the drum beat's not country at all.)
  4719. «Egg_Discord» "How do you figure?"
  4720. «Mr.Jared» (il try to turn on the swag)
  4721. «Writefag4» "So there is no reason to hold them? I'm sure they have a lot of work to figure out how to get home.
  4722. «Writefag4» (I'll make a cha roll.)
  4723. «Globebutt» You should, too, J.
  4724. «Mr.Jared» *SWAG*
  4725. «Writefag4» (7 with a natual 6. Pretty ballin.)
  4726. «Mr.Jared» (3)
  4727. «HTBK» "Today I learned that all of my education makes me nothing more than a savage who thinks himself wise, and every operation I've performed--every life saved, every pair of eyes resotored, every heart made whole--was nothing more than me blindly hacking away at intricacies I cannot comprehend, perverting an order far beyond my own whilst believing I had mastered the thing that I was defiling."
  4728. «Globebutt» Seeing Jared and Writefag's smiling faces, the officer can't help but agree.
  4729. «Writefag4» (6 for my bass in charisma I mean.)
  4730. «Writefag4» (base not a fish.)
  4731. «Globebutt» ("Dear Princess Celestia...")
  4732. «HTBK» "I can perform a bypass, I can fix a broken spine, I can make blind men see."
  4733. «HTBK» "...Well, dogs and cats."
  4734. «HTBK» "But today I learned that all of that is scratching the surface."
  4735. «Globebutt» (>implying a bass isn't an instrument or type of tree)
  4736. «Ewo» (tree?)
  4737. «Egg_Discord» "That's pretty deep, HT."
  4738. «Mr.Jared» (see what happends what you turn on the swag)
  4739. «HTBK» "It's not...deep."
  4740. «HTBK» "I'm just a doctor who discovered that magic is a thing."
  4741. «Globebutt» (Basswood tree. Related to the linden, I believe. Deciduous. Useful for making models, I believe.)
  4742. «HTBK» "If we weren't...you know...I'd love nothing more than to cut one of us open and figure out how we tick."
  4743. «Ewo» (tree!)
  4744. «Writefag4» (Are you waiting for me to say something?)
  4745. «Globebutt» "Mr... Alex, did you say it was? You should come with us to the hotel where you sayed last night.
  4746. «Egg_Discord» "Yuh... I hope this gives you a better idea about what the patient goes through..."
  4747. «Globebutt» "Mr. Jared, you are free to leave."
  4748. «Alex» "Alright, what about my cousin?"
  4749. «Mr.Jared» Thank you sir
  4750. «Egg_Discord» (So give me a run down on what's happening with the guys who were arrested, please? I haven't been following it that well.)
  4751. «Writefag4» "Jared. See if you can track down the others if you feel up to it."
  4752. «HTBK» (INTERROGATION!)
  4753. «HTBK» "The patient actually doesn't go through anything. They are knocked unconscious beforehand."
  4754. «Globebutt» "I think she's still legally a horse. I don't think we could ever arrest her. Make sure to clean up after her, though."
  4755. «Writefag4» "I'm worried."
  4756. «Alex» "I don't need a permit or something?"
  4757. «HTBK» "How is it possible, though. Muscular and skeletal alteration that would, at the absolute minimum, take years of surgery and probably kill the patient, done in seconds with apparently zero risk of fatality."
  4758. «Mr.Jared» I dont know write
  4759. «Mr.Jared» Speaking of you,
  4760. «Writefag4» "I'll be fine."
  4761. «Mr.Jared» What about writefag, is he free to go?
  4762. «Globebutt» "I don't think we have any laws on..." He struggles for the word. "Einhörners here in Stuttgart."
  4763. «Egg_Discord» "I don't even know where to begin. I mean, look at me. My life's barely begun, and just a few moments ago, I thought my life was over. I never thought I'd live to experience everything I've been through today. I've been through so much shit today."
  4764. «HTBK» "A whole new set of instincts simply supplant the old, evident telekinesis, alterations in personality, simply dangerous amounts of dopamine..."
  4765. «HTBK» "And the most astounding part is that despite having a wholly equine anatomy, you retain human vocal cords. It's..."
  4766. «HTBK» I fall silent for a moment.
  4767. «Globebutt» "Ms... Mr Writefag. Please come with me. You said you had contacts who might verify your identity."
  4768. «HTBK» "...Yeah. we've been through a lot of shit today."
  4769. «Alex» "Cool deal, Ewo, we're leaving I suppose," He pauses, rising from the seat. "Nice meeting you, Write, best of luck with your..." he makes hand gestures, trying to communicate something he has no words for.
  4770. «Mr.Jared» il see you around write
  4771. «Mr.Jared» Where do you want me to find you, when you get out?
  4772. «HTBK» "You said...what you said. Back there."
  4773. «Writefag4» "Yes. I have friends and realitives in the states. I would know things only I would know. If you're willing to get in touch with the US embassy I may be able to confirm it through my Social Secruity number.
  4774. «HTBK» "About staying...like this. With me. Was that pillow talk? Desperation?"
  4775. «Egg_Discord» "And yet, even though I've reached my lowest lows today, I've never felt more alive. Nothing I experienced back in the big apple ever made me feel as alive as I did today, running away from the cops.
  4776. «HTBK» "Do you want to go back, or do you just think you...should?"
  4777. «Globebutt» Mmm, apples. You'd love a big apple right now, Discord.
  4778. «Mr.Jared» Il try my best to find them write
  4779. «Ewo» "O-okay Alex"
  4780. «Writefag4» "You will probably be able to find me here still."
  4781. «Egg_Discord» While they are tasty, I can forget about them long enough to answer his question.
  4782. «Globebutt» Alex, you and Ewo are driven to the hotel, I presume. Jared, what of you?
  4783. «O-O-T-N»  left the chat.
  4784. «Mr.Jared» and Alex and Ewo, same gors for you, i think we will be able to find eachother whn the time comes
  4785. «Writefag4» "otherwise. Officer may I have some paper." I scribble down my number and give it to both.
  4786. «Egg_Discord» "I don't even know whether we should go back to normal or not. I guess at this point, though, it doesn't matter to me if I go back to being human or not."
  4787. «Writefag4» (I'm assuming i'd be permitted to write down a phone number.)
  4788. «Mr.Jared» Well sir, 1st, im going to the nearest store and refilling my flask
  4789. «HTBK» "It...doesn't?"
  4790. «Mr.Jared» 2nd, im not so sure yet
  4791. «HTBK» For a moment, I think. Today made me feel alive indeed...
  4792. «Globebutt» Your home or cell phone number, and US or throwaway German?
  4793. «Egg_Discord» "As long as we can save others from meeting our fate, as long as we rescue our friends in custody, and maybe if we can help Strawberry return to normal as well, nothing else matters at this point."
  4794. «Writefag4» All of them. Just to be safe.
  4795. «HTBK» "You're doing this for them? You'd actually...stay like this?"
  4796. «Mr.Jared» Is it ok if a make a copy of the phone number sir?
  4797. «Egg_Discord» "If I can save all of these friends I've made today, who were willing to risk their lives for me, for all of us, I guess it doesn't matter what happens to me."
  4798. «Globebutt» Who are you talking to, Jared?
  4799. «HTBK» "I didn't see much life-risking back there..."
  4800. «HTBK» I chuckle into my hoof.
  4801. «Globebutt» What kind of a store do you look for to refill your flask at, anyway?
  4802. «Mr.Jared» (you globe)
  4803. «Mr.Jared» Any place that sells alcohol
  4804. «Alex» So Ewo and I are on our way to the hotel then?
  4805. «Globebutt» I thoght Writefag gave you a copy, Jared. Why would you need to make a copy?
  4806. «Egg_Discord» "I was a scared kid, alright? You're older and have more experience. And, as embarrassing as it is to say it, you were my first."
  4807. «Mr.Jared» whoops, must of forgoten
  4808. «HTBK» "..."
  4809. «HTBK» Blink. Blink blink.
  4810. «HTBK» "No."
  4811. «HTBK» "No, no way. You did *not* just...no."
  4812. «Mr.Jared» Il find them, il try my best
  4813. «Egg_Discord» "That's not what I meant!"
  4814. «Writefag4» "Go get em."
  4815. «Mr.Jared» Right so hoss
  4816. «Egg_Discord» "Look, what I'm getting at is this:"
  4817. «Mr.Jared» *begins to walk out*
  4818. «HTBK» "No, no. Your "First"? You did not just..."
  4819. «Mr.Jared» *turns around*
  4820. «Globebutt» Nope-- you've already arrived! The officer driving the car parks it in the lot and escorts you inside, and says something to the man at the desk in German.
  4821. «Egg_Discord» "Shut up and listen."
  4822. «Mr.Jared» You have yourself a good day sir
  4823. «HTBK» "...Okay."
  4824. «Mr.Jared» *walks out*
  4825. «Writefag4» After he leaves I lose a bit of color. Or I would if it wasn't fur.
  4826. «Alex» Alex follows dutifully behind
  4827. «Writefag4» "So officer. if you don't mind me asking. What kind of punishments will I be looking at for these crimes?"
  4828. «Ewo» I follow Alex
  4829. «Egg_Discord» "What I guess I'm trying to say is that I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did without any of you. If it had just been me in that hotel, I probably would be a mindless horse by now."
  4830. «Writefag4» "I mean we were desperate but that's no excuse. People could have gotten hurt."
  4831. «HTBK» "Heh. Kind of...ironic, isn't it, that we're only holding onto ourselves because of herd instinct."
  4832. «Egg_Discord» "You guys are what kept me from completely losing it, and why I went so long without giving in."
  4833. «Egg_Discord» "No kidding."
  4834. «Mr.Jared» https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk is playing as i walk out into the outside of the department
  4835. «Globebutt» "A few days in jail, unless the consulate intercedes."
  4836. «HTBK» "You...okay, okay, before I go on. Was that *seriously* your first time?"
  4837. «Writefag4» "Oh. Thats a relief. I was afraid I was going to lose years." I brighten up significantly.
  4838. «Mr.Jared» (even though this is meta gaming, where the fuck have you gone egg and htbk?)
  4839. «Globebutt» "First time offense, as best as we can tell, and non-violent crimes. And you have been cooperating."
  4840. «Egg_Discord» "Why would I make that up? To impress some wrinkly, middle aged vet who I would not want to get frisky with again?"
  4841. «Globebutt» Jared, you come across a small nameless supermarket that looks to sell booze.
  4842. «HTBK» "...I don't know if I should feel bad for you or feel envious of you."
  4843. «HTBK» "One one hand, pony."
  4844. «HTBK» "On the other, 20 inches and threesome."
  4845. «Mr.Jared» *sigh*
  4846. «Mr.Jared» *look around market for the strongest shit they have*
  4847. «Globebutt» Alex, you and Ewo are beckoned over to the desk by the policeman.
  4848. «HTBK» "I'd ask if you meant what you said while we were...but that'd be awkward even by today's standards."
  4849. «Egg_Discord» "Speaking of which, I never did ask you after words." I look at him and give him the corniest smile in the cheesiest deep voice I can muster. "Was it good for you?"
  4850. «Alex» Approaches the desk. "Hello there, we probably look different, but we were in room 52 the other night, left some things there... I'm afraid,"
  4851. «HTBK» I roll my eyes and poke his cheek.
  4852. «HTBK» "Yeah, it was alright."
  4853. «Globebutt» You find some rum, but it looks dull. You see some tasty looking cider nearby, too, though. Delicious apple cider.
  4854. «Calc»  joined the chat.
  4855. «Alex» (Apple Cider is simply divine.)
  4856. «Globebutt» It'd wash your woes away, and taste good while it did it!
  4857. «HTBK» "If it's...all the same to you, I wouldn't mind seconds."
  4858. «Mr.Jared» hmm
  4859. «Mr.Jared» *see if they sell empty flasks*
  4860. «Writefag4» "So officer. What do you think of our story so far?"
  4861. «Globebutt» "Yes, there were several things left behind in room 52."
  4862. «Ewo» I walk up to the desk, and giggles a little, "I'm a horse now by the way."
  4863. «Egg_Discord» I chuckle a little, glad to have at least rustled his jimmies a little. Hearing that next sentence, though, causes me to stare in surprise. "Are you sure that's not the mare in you saying that?"
  4864. «Alex» "How about a couple of passports?"
  4865. «HTBK» "No. I'm not."
  4866. «Globebutt» You take a while to look around the store. You do see some flasks-- but you also spot carrots. Roll fort.
  4867. «HTBK» "But it is what it is."
  4868. «Alex» Alex shushes Ewo. "You're a pony, there is a difference,"
  4869. «HTBK» "It was...probably just this body. But I...really...liked that."
  4870. «Mr.Jared» (2)
  4871. «HTBK» "And if we get stuck, well...might not be so bad."
  4872. «Mr.Jared» *buy some flasks*
  4873. «Globebutt» "And wallets and bags." He leans over the counter to see if a horse is, indeed speaking to him, and seems shocked when one is.
  4874. «Egg_Discord» "I see your point there. Maybe it's just the horse in me talking, but... I don't think being stuck this way would be a bad thing either."
  4875. «Ewo» I giggle a little more, "Sorry Alex, it's still funny to me."
  4876. «HTBK» "Maybe. If, uh...you think you can control yourself, maybe we should find out."
  4877. «HTBK» I suddenly find the ground very interesting.
  4878. «Globebutt» You manage not to get yourself stuffed, Mr. J. You grab a few flasks. Are those all you take to the checkout counter?
  4879. «Mr.Jared» hmm...
  4880. «Writefag4» "So officer. What do you think of this story so far?"
  4881. «Mr.Jared» (give me a moment)
  4882. «Egg_Discord» "You're kidding right? We might lose ourselves if we try it again."
  4883. «Globebutt» (Wait, crap. What all'd you tell him? I thought he escorted you out of the room to a telephone to talk to family.)
  4884. «Alex» Alex reaches down and scritches behind Ewo's ears. "Yeah, I bet," He looks back to the frontman. "We sorta need those things, if that'll be alright, we're in a bit of a situation here," He gestures to the police officer.
  4885. «HTBK» "We lost it last time because you were coming under the effects. It seems like if there was no sudden stimulus, by which I mean Sun, and we both act with cool heads fully aware of one another..."
  4886. «Writefag4» Oh. I thought I was still being escorted or waiting for the Consulate.
  4887. «Egg_Discord» "...You really wanna try it now, don't you?"
  4888. «HTBK» "...I do. But...you know. Might be a terrible, terrible idea."
  4889. «Globebutt» (Fort, Ewo.) The man behind the desk goes into a back room where lost items are presumably stored.
  4890. «Writefag4» If I'm taken to a phone I call home and ask for my brother.
  4891. «Globebutt» Where's home, Writefag?
  4892. «Ewo» (3)
  4893. «Writefag4» United States.
  4894. «Egg_Discord» "...Well, if we're gonna be stuck like this, we might as well get some practice in so that we're not doing it sloppily as ponies."
  4895. «HTBK» "yeah. Maybe."
  4896. «Mr.Jared» Il also take a map, fill 2 flasks with cider, 2 with rum, a big bag of trail mix, a water canister for now
  4897. «HTBK» "..."
  4898. «Globebutt» The United States is a big place, Writefag. You'll have to be more specific.
  4899. «Egg_Discord» "Should we try it like real ponies this time, or like last time?"
  4900. «Writefag4» Illinois how about.
  4901. «HTBK» "I, uh...you sure we should?
  4902. «Writefag4» Looking for a time zone?
  4903. «Globebutt» It's about 1 PM where you are. It's 6 back in Illinois. Your brother is none too happy when he picks up the phone.
  4904. «Globebutt» The apple cider just looks so good. Roll fort, Jared.
  4905. «Egg_Discord» (Hey, if Ht and I were to sex it up right now, would there be any negative effects on us if we're not all wound up and sex-crazed?
  4906. «Writefag4» "Hi, this is Writefag. I'm in a bit of trouble here in Germany. Long story. Could you maybe identify me for the officer here?"
  4907. «Mr.Jared» (1 beyoch)
  4908. «Globebutt» (I'll say maybe, maybe not.)
  4909. «Egg_Discord» "Well, we might as well. Here, you stand up and I'll try to mount you from behind, alright?"
  4910. «HTBK» "...Sure. One last question, though?"
  4911. «Globebutt» "You're not my brother," he replies. His brother didn't sound like a girl. He hangs up.
  4912. «Egg_Discord» "Ask away."
  4913. «Writefag4» I call back.
  4914. «HTBK» "You keep bringing up that word. "Mindless". Why do you...?"
  4915. «Globebutt» "Who is it now?" He's still grouchy. He wants to go back to sleep. Can you blame him?
  4916. «Writefag4» "Your pornography is hidden in the games, Emulators, N64, battery, temp."
  4917. «Globebutt» You fill up the flasks with no problem, Jared. You go to the check-out, I assume, and pay for all your items. How are you planning on storing them."
  4918. «Writefag4» (This is how to find his pornography on his computer.)
  4919. «Globebutt» There's a momentary pause.
  4920. «Globebutt» "Who the fuck is this, and why are you into my porn!?"
  4921. «Alex» (So we have our stuff now?)
  4922. «Egg_Discord» "I don't know. It just feels like if we become full ponies, we might not even be aware of who we are anymore. We'd lose our memories, our names, even our personalities. I don't know for sure, but maybe we'll find out tomorrow if Sunfire isn't back to normal."
  4923. «Mr.Jared» On a backpack
  4924. «Writefag4» Because I am your brother. Like I said this is a long story. Maybe I got a sex change. Maybe I swallowed a helium emitter. What matters is that I'm him. And I can reveal some other secrets if you like."
  4925. «Mr.Jared» because every tourist carrys one
  4926. «Mr.Jared» its the rules
  4927. «Globebutt» "I'd prefer if you didn't."
  4928. «Writefag4» "Thats fine. Nobody has to know. Now if you could identify me to the Officer here."
  4929. «Writefag4» I press speakerphone for a moment.
  4930. «Globebutt» (Tell him he's on speakerphone, silly.)
  4931. «Writefag4» "You're on speakerphone."
  4932. «HTBK» "...Guess we will. Maybe there is a...rock bottom."
  4933. «Globebutt» "This woman is my brother, or a really weird snooper."
  4934. «HTBK» I slowly rise to my hooves.
  4935. «HTBK» "And if we break...you want to be someone's..."
  4936. «Writefag4» I look to the officer. "Is that enough. I could call some other people. You live with family you find some ways to prove who you are."
  4937. «Egg_Discord» "Not just anyone. Someone I know I can trust. Someone who I know would go down fighting with me to the very end." I respond as I get up on my hooves.
  4938. «Globebutt» Alex, the man emerges from the back room with a couple of suitcases behind him pulled with one hand, and some passports and wallets in the other.
  4939. «HTBK» "All of us are right..."
  4940. «HTBK» I blink.
  4941. «HTBK» "...that's what you were implying?"
  4942. «Globebutt» "I'm going to need you to prove these are yours before you can claim them."
  4943. «Globebutt» The officer seems satisfied.
  4944. «Egg_Discord» "Correct."
  4945. «Writefag4» "Thanks bro. Remind me to wire you $10,000 in a month or so."
  4946. «HTBK» "Oh...oh..."
  4947. «HTBK» "you know, doing it like...ponies...might make it harder to control yourself."
  4948. «Writefag4» I hang up on him.
  4949. «Alex» Alex rattles off his full name and the number on his driver's license before looking down at Ewo. "And people thought I was obsessive for memorizing 'all' of my numbers..."
  4950. «Mr.Jared» (the flasks i attact to my belt, the map folded up in my pocket, attact water canister to belt, hold bag of trailmix)
  4951. «Mr.Jared» (you happy globe?)
  4952. «Writefag4» "So whats next officer."
  4953. «Egg_Discord» "You're right. We should try it as humans, huh?"
  4954. «Ewo» "No one could have or would have predicted this you know"
  4955. «Globebutt» (Sounds good.)
  4956. «HTBK» "If we'd try it at all..."
  4957. «HTBK» "you, uh...sure you want to?"
  4958. «Globebutt» The man behind the desk raises an eyebrow. "Well, it all matches up. I guess these things are yours."
  4959. «Egg_Discord» "Only if you're sure. I'm not gonna make you do something you don't want to do this time."
  4960. «Globebutt» He gets them to your side of the counter... somehow. (It's 3:45 and I CBA to figure out what that means exactly.)
  4961. «HTBK» "I, uh...am getting kinda cold. And you look...warm. Maybe we should just cuddle?"
  4962. «Egg_Discord» "I think I can live with that."
  4963. «HTBK» I look down at my hooves for a moment.
  4964. «HTBK» "...Don't think I can!"
  4965. «HTBK» And with that, I flop over onto my back.
  4966. «Globebutt» (What now?)
  4967. «Alex» Alex accepts them graciously. "So what now officer? I don't exactly have a car or anything. Not that such is your problem,"
  4968. «Egg_Discord» I lay down next to him, cuddling in with him.
  4969. «Ewo» "Can I see my picture?"
  4970. «HTBK» I wrap my forelegs around Egg, and frown after a moment.
  4971. «HTBK» "...Do you think touching it would be enough?"
  4972. «Globebutt» The officer shrugs at Alex. "There's a bunch of brochures there behind you."
  4973. «HTBK» "Like...hooves."
  4974. «Writefag4» "So whats next officer? I'm not familar with the German justice system. You mentioned a Consulate?"
  4975. «Alex» Alex, without thinking, magics Ewo's license out of the wallet and holds it up for her.
  4976. «Alex» (6)
  4977. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, I think so."
  4978. «HTBK» "...I'm not sure if we should steer it the way we want, or try to stop it period."
  4979. «Alex» "Yeah, I guess there is,"
  4980. «Globebutt» Ewo sees the picture in front of her, and it looks really familiar! It looks like her!
  4981. «Ewo» I sit there, looking at the picture with my Eyes Wide Open
  4982. «Globebutt» (Fuck, I'm not either. I make a point of staying out of trouble.)
  4983. «Writefag4» (Globe please don't tell me you're looking up how the German justice system works.)
  4984. «Alex» (It's 4 in the morning. I'm not sure how much longer I can stay awake.)
  4985. «Writefag4» (I'll totally forgive you if you make it up.)
  4986. «Globebutt» (At 3:50 AM? Fuck, no. I'm a lazy asshole. RD's my number three for a reason: I identify.)
  4987. «Mr.Jared» looks to the skys and prays to the almighty GM known as Globebutt, hoping to be rewared with the chance to either find egg and htbk or reunite with alex and ewo
  4988. «Egg_Discord» "I'm only gonna do what you want to do. Last time we did this sort of thing, we were going out of our minds. I'm leaving it all up to you right now, HT."
  4989. «Globebutt» "They've been contacted, but you'll be here in holding until we receive word back."
  4990. «Globebutt» Where are you looking, Jared? Just all over Stuttgart? And how are you getting around? Walking? S-bahn? Rental car? Taxi cabs?
  4991. «Globebutt» Rental bike?
  4992. «HTBK» "Could you tell me how...this feels?"
  4993. «Mr.Jared» hmm
  4994. «HTBK» I reach a hoof down...there, and scratch the inside of his thigh.
  4995. «Mr.Jared» I shall walk for now
  4996. «Writefag4» "Well thank you for your hospitality then." I say before leaning back in my chair. "So what do you think of this story so far?"
  4997. «Mr.Jared» already spent a tad too much money on supplies
  4998. «Egg_Discord» "That feels a little nice. You want me to return the favor?"
  4999. «Mr.Jared» *serch hotels in the area*
  5000. «Ewo» (Also, how you described my picture seemed to imply it was my pony self for some reason. Is that true?)
  5001. «Globebutt» "It's... interesting."
  5002. «HTBK» "It would be nice..."
  5003. «Mr.Jared» *thanks the almight GM globebutt*
  5004. «Globebutt» (The picture is not of your pony self. Any implications made to that extent were made in error, or not at all.)
  5005. «Egg_Discord» "Alright then, how does this feel?" I start scratching the inside of his thigh too.
  5006. «Ewo» (It's just weird pronouns is all)
  5007. «Writefag4» "Its pretty long let me tell you. And I'm worried about the 3 that got away and my friend in the car but would you like to hear the whole thing while we have time?"
  5008. «HTBK» "...Nice. Very...nice."
  5009. «HTBK» After a moment, I gently peck him on the lips.
  5010. «HTBK» "And this?"
  5011. «Alex» (I think I am going to pass out... Sorry Ewo ;_;)
  5012. «Globebutt» What do you do when searching the hotels, Jared?
  5013. «Ewo» (It's okay ^^)
  5014. «Globebutt» (Pause your storyline for now, then, Alex?)
  5015. «Alex» (Thanks for running the game, Globe.)
  5016. «Globebutt» (Of course!)
  5017. «Alex» (If you like, I can always just make another character sometime, and Alex can pass into the Annuals of history.)
  5018. «Ewo» (This was my first RP thing and you made it the best Alex)
  5019. «Egg_Discord» "Even better," I say, slightly blushing.
  5020. «Alex» (Ewo can keep on with Jared if she wants.)
  5021. «Mr.Jared» (alrighy)
  5022. «Writefag4» (I think Globe is just holding out for HT and Egg makeouts before he puts the whole thing on pause.)
  5023. «Alex» ( /hugs )
  5024. «HTBK» "And which one of you is saying that?"
  5025. «Ewo» ( /hugs )
  5026. «HTBK» (Broody herr, pause now.)
  5027. «Globebutt» "Why not?" says the officer. "Let's sit down first, though."
  5028. «Egg_Discord» (...what?)
  5029. «Mr.Jared» (do i pause my story?)
  5030. «Globebutt» He ushers you back into the interrogation room. (It's just the best place outside the break room to sit.)
  5031. «Globebutt» J's story isn't paused unless you want it to be.
  5032. «HTBK» (I mean if Globe is just waiting for us, I don't think we'd mind if he sacks out.)
  5033. «Mr.Jared» Im just remebering they were talking about visiting hotels
  5034. «Globebutt» (I'm not sure who I'm waiting on. We all think this is a good stopping point?)
  5035. «Mr.Jared» do i remember wich one they talked about?
  5036. «Egg_Discord» (Same here.)
  5037. «Globebutt» (I thought you were searching hotels, J.)
  5038. «Writefag4» I talk through the whole thing. Skimming over the convention and the day after and mostly telling the part about after we woke up the next day.
  5039. «Mr.Jared» (seaching for alex and ewo so we can seach together)
  5040. «Writefag4» I do be a little careful about not mentioning any use of magic though.
  5041. «Writefag4» I'm keeping it as a bit of an ace up my sleeve.
  5042. «Globebutt» You worried that witchcraft is still a crime in Germany?
  5043. «Egg_Discord» (actually, how about Ht and I finish up and end there? It feels awkward just ending it in the middle of doing what they're doing.
  5044. «Globebutt» (Finish what you will.)
  5045. «HTBK» (This it does, but I suppose we can write it off with "And then they did/didn't fuck".)
  5046. «Alex»  left the chat.
  5047. «Ewo» (This was just fucking incredible in general for me c:)
  5048. «Egg_Discord» (true. Do you wanna finish this or should we cut off at "And then they did/didn't fuc")
  5049. «HTBK» (Aw snap. I have actually found a piece of drawn gak TF art.)
  5050. «HTBK» (Your call, Egg.)
  5051. «Writefag4» I end it mentioning that I'm really worried about the other 3. Sunfire was almost gone and I couldn't tell how far along HT and Egg were.
  5052. «Mr.Jared» *search brain for name of hotel*
  5053. «Globebutt» (Pff. Post it in the thread.)
  5054. «Writefag4» As far as I know they completely lost it.
  5055. «Egg_Discord» (I say we finish up and call it a night. I wanna see how the rest of this scene plays out)
  5056. «Globebutt» It was the Holiday Inn, Mr. Jared.
  5057. «mckinnley» (but i was enjoying that!)
  5058. «Mr.Jared» TO THE HOLIDAY INNS!
  5059. «Mr.Jared» *runs off*
  5060. «Globebutt» (o u)
  5061. «HTBK» (Alright, Egg.)
  5062. «Egg_Discord» (after all, shit's getting more and more intersting)
  5063. «HTBK» (This it is.)
  5064. «Egg_Discord» (Got it.)
  5065. «Writefag4» "And you know what the strange part is. I don't even know if I want to go back."
  5066. «HTBK» (And with the passing of Sunday comes the passing of these adventures, I think. Is anyone going to do anything productive tomorrow?)
  5067. «Mr.Jared» *at front of holiday inns*
  5068. «Mr.Jared» (Nope, its a chill day for me)
  5069. «HTBK» (Also, posted.)
  5070. «Globebutt» The officer is entertained by your story at the least, Writefag.
  5071. «Egg_Discord» "I'd say it's both halves talking," I reply.
  5072. «Writefag4» "I mean yeah I'd like to stop it from getting worse but if somone offered me a choice of 2 pills. One that makes me not transform anymore and one that turns me back into a ordinary man. I think I'd take the one that just stop it."
  5073. «Mr.Jared» Ok *enter holiday inn*
  5074. «HTBK» "Even if you were human you'd make out with a little cartoon horse?"
  5075. «Mr.Jared» well, i forgot, they may not even be here anymore
  5076. «Globebutt» "So why were you back here in Stuttgart again?)
  5077. «Writefag4» (I have work until medium late.)
  5078. «Mr.Jared» damn it
  5079. «Globebutt» (>impling you wouldn't a pone)
  5080. «Mr.Jared» *ask around if anyone has seen a pony*
  5081. «Globebutt» Mr. Jared enters the holiday inn, and time stops because I am /not/ going to sync any more timelines tomorrow.
  5082. «Writefag4» (I'll be done with work in aproximately 17 hours from now.)
  5083. «Mr.Jared» (alrighty then)
  5084. «Egg_Discord» "Maybe not. How about with someone I feel really close and personal with?"
  5085. «HTBK» "As in someone you...like?"
  5086. «Mr.Jared» (tis understandable)
  5087. «Mr.Jared» (oh shit i looked at the time)
  5088. «Mr.Jared» (its 4 in the morn)
  5089. «Writefag4» "So yeah. After this all gets worked out. I'm not really sure what I'll do. I mean looking for a cure would probably be a good idea but we don't have any leads. Maybe we should really be focused on taking it slow so we don't lose ourselves."
  5090. «Ewo» (why couldn't I just enjoy a petting ;~;)
  5091. «Egg_Discord» "...I guess." I'm so embarrassed saying that. "Please don't think I'm creepy for saying that."
  5092. «HTBK» "You would have to show up with a severed head to be considered creepy after today."
  5093. «Globebutt» (You WERE just enjoying pettings! You weren't losing yourself to them at all.)
  5094. «Writefag4» "I mean yeah theres stares. But honestly I've gotten used to my appearance. Maybe even a little attached. And aside from a bit of a lust for vegitables I think I'm pretty sane.
  5095. «Globebutt» (>Wake up >Am horse >Am next to horsehead >Shit Don what did you do >What did /I/ do >aaaaaaaaa
  5096. «Mr.Jared» (someone is going to have to make a summery of all this crap i missed)
  5097. «Egg_Discord» "You make a very valid point. Tell me about how this feels." I place my hoof on his clit
  5098. «HTBK» My eyes widen, and I bite my lip.
  5099. «HTBK» "...Different."
  5100. «Globebutt» His clit is inside his vagina, like a proper horse's.
  5101. «Globebutt» I believe.
  5102. «Globebutt» Anyone want to go look up references?
  5103. «HTBK» *Actually works with horses IRL*
  5104. «HTBK» I think Globe has it here. I guess just the edge, then.
  5105. «Egg_Discord» "Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"
  5106. «Writefag4» "And you know. Maybe even a little better. So yeah. Maybe after these charges get handled and I manage to track down my friends maybe we just head back to the states and try and live our lives there.
  5107. «HTBK» I brush my hoof against his, still not quite able to believe it. Tail raised, but legs pressed tight together. Yay for conflicting messages.
  5108. «Globebutt» "You'll want your passport updated, at least," he half-smirks as he stands up.
  5109. «HTBK» "I don't...know.
  5110. «Egg_Discord» "If this is too much, I can stop right now."
  5111. «Writefag4» "I suppose so. Though forgive me if I don't come back to one of your conventions soon."
  5112. «HTBK» "It's...a lot. But not too...much..."
  5113. «Globebutt» "But as great as talking with you has been, I do have other work to do, and you /should/ be in some sort of holding cell."
  5114. «Writefag4» "Belive me. After the car ride I've been in most of the day. A holding cell will be paradise."
  5115. «Globebutt» It might have some neat cobwebs inside!
  5116. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. I'm gonna try to move my hoof around a bit, if that's fine."
  5117. «HTBK» "...Up and down, or in?"
  5118. «Writefag4» Theres a bit of an eye tic.
  5119. «Writefag4» I suppose. As long as its quiet.
  5120. «Egg_Discord» "Up and down, for now."
  5121. «HTBK» "...Okay."
  5122. «Globebutt» You're ushered into your cell, Writefag4.
  5123. «Egg_Discord» I begin to move my hoof up and down over his clit.
  5124. «Writefag4» (Am I sharing?)
  5125. «Globebutt» No; you're alone in your cell.
  5126. «HTBK» "Mmmph..."
  5127. «HTBK» I bite my lip so hard just looking at it makes yours sting.
  5128. «Writefag4» I take a good stretch and rub at my horn a little just checking to make sure its real.
  5129. «HTBK» And the other lips, of course, obligingly part.
  5130. «Egg_Discord» I try my best to ignore it as I move my hoof inside, only wanting to make him feel good
  5131. «Globebutt» And I think this is where I'd like to call it a night. Are either of you two "scientists" over there-- oh fuck school internet-- going to do each other doggy style before the night's out, or do anything heartwarmingly platonic?
  5132. «Globebutt» (Sex is not heartwarmingly platonic.)
  5133. «HTBK» (It's heartwarmingly cockwarming.)
  5134. «Writefag4» The cot looks pretty comfy. Or bench. Whatever. Anything looks pretty good about now.
  5135. «HTBK» (Doggy style seems out. That second, maybe.)
  5136. «HTBK» "Oh God..."
  5137. «Egg_Discord» (It's certainly not gonna lead to hot, sweaty sex, I can tell you that much)
  5138. «HTBK» I grab onto Egg's shoulders and suck the breath through my teeth.
  5139. «Globebutt» W4, could I sign Fort check/deponification duties over to you for the night and have HTBK here make sure you don't go power crazy?
  5140. «Egg_Discord» Seeing him in pleasure, I quicken my pace. "How about now?"
  5141. «HTBK» I let out a little whimper/
  5142. «HTBK» "Ithinkyoushouldstop--"
  5143. «Writefag4» Only if they're not going to take more than 20 minutes.
  5144. «O-O-T-N»  joined the chat.
  5145. «Writefag4» (I'll also need their current reliant stats.)
  5146. «Globebutt» You heard the man, fellas. Let's make this a quickie! (Hello, OOTN. Just telling them to hurry up their clop!)
  5147. «Globebutt» They're both at 6.9 right now. Not even kidding.
  5148. «Egg_Discord» "Are you sure?" I ask, concerned that if he doesn't get it out now, it might bother him for the rest of the night, leading to something much less desirable.
  5149. «Writefag4» (I have work tommorow. Tommorow afternoon but its past 3AM.
  5150. «HTBK» "Yeah, I..."
  5151. «Globebutt» (Also, Wreckit needs a name that's not actually Wreckit.)
  5152. «HTBK» I reach down and run my hoof across his nuts. What the fuck am I doing.
  5153. «HTBK» "...Okay, now you can...now you can go."
  5154. «Egg_Discord» I stop for his sake. If rubbing his clitoris didn't give me an erection, his hoof over my testicles did.
  5155. «HTBK» "...What, don't like getting any back?"
  5156. «Globebutt» You're hard, Egg.
  5157. «Egg_Discord» I know.
  5158. «Egg_Discord» "Actually, that feels really good."
  5159. «HTBK» "So...keep going?"
  5160. «Egg_Discord» "...Yeah, please."
  5161. «HTBK» "Only if you do."
  5162. «Globebutt» (Primary DM is off duty. Night folks. Don't do too much horsin' around.)
  5163. «HTBK» I scratch the inside of his thigh in preparation for the second pass.
  5164. «Egg_Discord» I then return to rubbing inside his vagina, ready to feel the pleasure again.
  5165. «Writefag4» (Changing the time limit to the end of the hour. Or at least thats when I'll award points. Anything else you do is just for your own sake.)
  5166. «HTBK» "Eeeyesh--"
  5167. «HTBK» My hoof spasms for a moment. Sweet spot.
  5168. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, now don't leave me hanging here." I say as I continue.
  5169. «HTBK» I shudder and run my hoof across his balls again. This feels...much better than I expected.
  5170. «Calc» (You too. Why the porn.)
  5171. «Egg_Discord» Feeling his hoof on my sack again felt so good. "Higher, please."
  5172. «HTBK» (Disregard the constabulary.)
  5173. «HTBK» "Up...here?"
  5174. «HTBK» I try the top.
  5175. «Egg_Discord» That sent shivers down my spine. "Yeah. That's the spot," I say as I breathe out quickly.
  5176. «HTBK» "...I...I think it's okay if you...put it in."
  5177. «Egg_Discord» "...YOu really wanna try doing...that?"
  5178. «HTBK» "It seems...like it would be okay. Maybe this is enough, though..."
  5179. «Egg_Discord» "I'm worried that if we stop now, it'll only get worse later on. Better to get it out of our system now before we do too much damage."
  5180. «HTBK» "Yeah..."
  5181. «HTBK» "I've...never seen a horse give cunnilingus..."
  5182. «» FilledWithAge left the chat.
  5183. «HTBK» I don't even try to disguise that blush.
  5184. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, you wanna lay on your back, or should I?"
  5185. «Egg_Discord» Seeing that blush kinda makes me smile.
  5186. «HTBK» "Uh...I will."
  5187. «HTBK» I roll over onto my back.
  5188. «Egg_Discord» "Alright.
  5189. «Egg_Discord» I straddle myself over him and get into position to enter inside.
  5190. «HTBK» I swallow nervously.
  5191. «HTBK» "Y-you know, maybe..."
  5192. «Egg_Discord» "Are you ready?" I say, sweating.
  5193. «Egg_Discord» "It's gonna be okay." I say to him.
  5194. «HTBK» "...Say that again?"
  5195. «HTBK» I wrap my forelegs around his shoulders.
  5196. «Egg_Discord» "It's gonna be okay?"
  5197. «HTBK» "...Okay. I'm ready.
  5198. «Egg_Discord» "Alright." I slowly slide my penis inside of him.
  5199. «HTBK» I shudder and draw a hiss of breath.
  5200. «Egg_Discord» I give a gasp of pleasure as this happens.
  5201. «HTBK» "...Okay, that's...that's good."
  5202. «Egg_Discord» "I'm gonna start moving it, alright?"
  5203. «HTBK» "Be gentle?"
  5204. «Calc» (Jeez you too.)
  5205. «Egg_Discord» "Of course." I begin slowly moving it in and out.
  5206. «HTBK» (shouldn't you be in math class?)
  5207. «HTBK» "Nnng..."
  5208. «HTBK» I lean my head back.
  5209. «HTBK» "This would be better pony s-style..."
  5210. «Egg_Discord» "If that's what you want." I say as I pull out, waiting for him to re-position himself
  5211. «Calc» (I'm at home.)
  5212. «HTBK» "I d-don't think that would be a good idea, long-term..."
  5213. «Egg_Discord» "To be honest, my back was feeling pretty sore trying it that way."
  5214. «HTBK» "Y-yeah..."
  5215. «Egg_Discord» "Let me know when you're comfortable."
  5216. «HTBK» "You w-wwanna risk it?"
  5217. «Egg_Discord» "We've this far already. There's no turning back now."
  5218. «Egg_Discord» "*We've come
  5219. «HTBK» "There kinda is..."
  5220. «HTBK» Even as I say this, I roll over and lift my tail.
  5221. «Writefag4» (Roll fort please. But no penalty if you fail.)
  5222. «Egg_Discord» (9)
  5223. «HTBK» (8. Oh my.)
  5224. «Egg_Discord» (There's no stopping this now, is there?)
  5225. «Writefag4» (Continue on. You feel like this was dangerous. But don't actually slip.)
  5226. «Egg_Discord» I position myself on top of his body, my back arched and ready to start whenever he is. "Are you ready?"
  5227. «Mr.Jared» (i would lve to stay, but its been awhile since i have had sleep)
  5228. «HTBK» I spread my legs even as I speak.
  5229. «HTBK» "Can you stay human?"
  5230. «Mr.Jared» (what time sounds good today)
  5231. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, I can stay human." I say as I lean forward.
  5232. «HTBK» "I hope..."
  5233. «HTBK» I lower my head.
  5234. «HTBK» "Go ahead..."
  5235. «Egg_Discord» I once again move it inside of him slowly, grunting a little as our bodies join.
  5236. «HTBK» Reaction is much more powerful this time. I toss my head back as a shudder racks my body. Jared, no idea. Whenever, I guess.
  5237. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, I'm gonna move now. Is that okay?"
  5238. «HTBK» "Y-yeah..."
  5239. «Egg_Discord» I begin moving my hips against his backside, being as gentle as possible. Each thrust feels like heaven's touch.
  5240. «HTBK» "Nnnnfff..."
  5241. «HTBK» I bite my lip, growing slicker by the second.
  5242. «Calc» (Are they gonna take their time or what?)
  5243. «HTBK» "Your name is Egg, and right now we're...ponies. Right?"
  5244. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, we're ponies right now. Your name is HT, right?"
  5245. «HTBK» "Right. Little bit up."
  5246. «Egg_Discord» Adjusting my position, I oblige and move a little bit faster. "WE were humans, and we're gonna try to help our friends, right?"
  5247. «HTBK» "eeeeeYEEEAH--!"
  5248. «HTBK» I catch my breath as I momentarily buckle under him.
  5249. «HTBK» "Yeah..."
  5250. «Egg_Discord» I hold on tight, not letting him fall. This gives me the confidence to quicken the pace.
  5251. «HTBK» before long, it's hard to do anything other than gasp. There's practically a puddle between my legs.
  5252. «Egg_Discord» I keep gasping until I've reached my limit. "I-I'm cl-close. Cum... In?"
  5253. «HTBK» I bite my lip. It's not easy, but I manage to stutter:
  5254. «HTBK» "O-out!"
  5255. «Egg_Discord» Moaning in pleasure, I pull out and jizz flies out, landing on the ground.
  5256. «Egg_Discord» At this point, all I can do is gasp for air.
  5257. «HTBK» I collapse onto my side, panting. It takes me several long seconds before I can speak.
  5258. «HTBK» "...Still human?"
  5259. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah. I'm still human inside." I reply as my legs finally buckle.
  5260. «HTBK» "...Get it outta your system?"
  5261. «Egg_Discord» I manage to get out, "Oh yeah."
  5262. «Egg_Discord» "Hey, HT?"
  5263. «HTBK» "...Yeah?"
  5264. «Egg_Discord» "I don't think we should make a habit of this. If we do this too often, it might speed up the process."
  5265. «HTBK» "...Yeah. One-time. At least, until...yeah."
  5266. «HTBK» "...Sleep time now?"
  5267. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah. How about that cuddling we were gonna do while we sleep?"
  5268. «HTBK» "...Might be good."
  5269. «HTBK» "Nose-to-nose, though. Okay?"
  5270. «HTBK» "...And maybe around Sun. She looks cold."
  5271. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, then." I say as I walk over to where Sun is and I lay down next to her."
  5272. «HTBK» I lay down on the other side, and stretch my hooves out towards Egg.
  5273. «HTBK» "...Gnight."
  5274. «Egg_Discord» "One last thing before we go to sleep."
  5275. «HTBK» "Yeah?"
  5276. «Egg_Discord» "Do you mind if I refer to you as a girl for now? At least until we're human again? It'd make things a bit easier for me."
  5277. «HTBK» "...Only in private?"
  5278. «Egg_Discord» "Of course."
  5279. «HTBK» "Good boy."
  5280. «HTBK» I rest my head on Autumn's shoulder.
  5281. «HTBK» "Tomorrow...showtime."
  5282. «Egg_Discord» "Sweet dreams, good girl." I say and I shut my eyes, putting my head on Sun's other shoulder. "Can't wait to bust some heads open."
  5283. «HTBK» "Meee neither."
  5284. «Writefag4» (Done?)
  5285. «Egg_Discord» (I think we're done for now. Great session guys!"
  5286. «HTBK» (Done.)
  5287. «Writefag4» -.6 for HTBK -.4 for Egg
  5288. «HTBK» That was utterly filthy.
  5289. «Writefag4» (Also I have a little someting. Not sure if I can actually get points off at my stage.
  5290. «Writefag4» I lay flat on my back and stare at the ceiling. The lights went out a while ago but I still can't sleep.
  5291. «HTBK» I'll be spending all day tomorrow having cold showers and reading the bible.
  5292. «Writefag4» 'What are you up to brain. I heard that earlier you know. Cobwebs huh? So I guess this sweet tat means I'm interested in the creepy stuffs? Well at least we don't seem to be going on like HT's hat fetish was. I don't know. I might be cool with it. Spooky stuff kind of has its charm. You know check out some abandoned buildings. Visit all the dead people in the graveyard. You know what might be really cool? An asylum. I'd love to dig up some old records there. Yep. Pretty sure I'd compromise with you there.'
  5293. «Egg_Discord» (You know, when you said "Be Gentle," I almost decided to type, "NOPE!" I shouted and shoved in hard enough to rupture him organs)
  5294. «Writefag4» 'Still can't be the only thing we do right? More to life than ghosts and goblins right. We got the others counting on us. I mean honestly they'd all be a mess without us. So lets cut a deal. We don't go any further with this whole turning into a pony thing. We keep it right where it is. Got the best of both worlds here. A little magic and opposible thumbs. In exchange we do some hardcore ruin hunting when we get this all sorted out. Heck with a little magic we might even be able to prove if ghosts are real or not. Sound good? Heck. We'll even eat healthier as long as you don't go diving headlong into apple barrels again.
  5295. «Writefag4» 'Mutual, Equal, a team. There's a lot we can do while we walk this line go too far one way or the other and we lose it. Heh. Talking to myself. Looks like its already gone. But I value these thoughts we're having. I gotta say. Its pretty sweet here in the sweet spot. So let keep it that way. We'll get through this yeah.'
  5296. «HTBK» (You can, in fact, whack a few points off at pre-6 stage."
  5297. «HTBK» (Egg, that would've been utterly hilarious in all the wrong ways.)
  5298. «Egg_Discord» (exactly)
  5299. «Writefag4» (You would have Wrecked it.)
  5300. «HTBK» (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH--)
  5301. «HTBK» (Ironically for Wreckit, I read that in the engineer's voice.)
  5302. «Egg_Discord» (lol)
  5303. «HTBK» ("Hey Wreckit, check thiiiis out~")
  5304. «HTBK» ("SENTRY GOIN UP")
  5305. «Writefag4» (I'm not sure if you want to judge what I wrote up there. Heck it could even make me gain points for all I know.)
  5306. «mckinnley» well that was a fun read
  5307. «Writefag4» (Otherwise I'll leave it for Globe to decide.)
  5308. «mckinnley» talk to all you guys tomorrow
  5309. «HTBK» Mumbling to oneself, having a prolonged conversation with your pony half...
  5310. «mckinnley» or... today
  5311. «HTBK» I'd say that whacks off a cool .3?
  5312. «Globebutt»  joined the chat.
  5313. «Egg_Discord»  joined the chat.
  5314. «Sunfire»  joined the chat.
  5315. «SpitFire»  joined the chat.
  5316. «SpitFire»  has uploaded a new photo.
  5317. «Globebutt» Reeeeallly wanna knock away a few of these...
  5318. «Globebutt» /me bites his lip
  5319. «Globebutt» No, no. It's not that any of them are /wrong/.
  5320. «Globebutt» It's that the one is way undersaturated, and the other has Special Snowflake wings.
  5321. «SpitFire» oh
  5322. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  5323. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  5324. «Globebutt» (Rotate the picture of this pony for the day. See if anyone notices.)
  5325. «Sunfire»  left the chat.
  5326. «SpitFire»  has uploaded a new photo.
  5327. «Ewo» I noticed
  5328. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  5329. «Globebutt» Pure white coat, oversaturate mane and tail, green eye and pink cutie mark do not coordinate. Mane is generic fire colors. Upsides: well proportioned, not drowning in accessories, not drowning in freckles or other such markings. 2.25/10. Would not RP as.
  5330. «Globebutt» s/oversaturate/oversaturated
  5331. «Ewo» Bug eyes over there needs to go. Getting her is like winning the worst lottery ever made.
  5332. «Globebutt» Just 'cuz of the styling.
  5333. «Ewo» I suppose.
  5334. «Ewo» it is quite standoutish
  5335. «Globebutt» http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/5649549#p5691301 Well, there. Hopefully it won't have to be.
  5336. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  5337. «Globebutt» Tempted to delete the one with the metal hand and pencil because what the /fuck/ does that cutie mark even mean.
  5338. «Globebutt» Buuut I am a picky critic.
  5339. «Ewo» Writing with armor on is the best talent
  5340. «Globebutt» It's sure unique.
  5341. «Globebutt» Anyway. I best be running to class.
  5342. «Globebutt» Or. Well.
  5343. «Globebutt» Lunch/Study Group.
  5344. «Ewo» Seeya
  5345. «Ewo»  left the chat.
  5346. «Ewo»  joined the chat.
  5347. «Ewo»  left the chat.
  5348. «mckinnley»  joined the chat.
  5349. «mckinnley» so yeah, yesterday was... interesting
  5350. «mckinnley» i'll definitely join in next time
  5351. «SpitFire» Both Egg and Globe are AFK
  5352. «SpitFire» they won't be back for a few hours
  5353. «SpitFire» What did you end up doing in the game?
  5354. «mckinnley» i wasn't part of it
  5355. «mckinnley» i just watched
  5356. «SpitFire» ah ok
  5357. «mckinnley» they went on all kinds of crazy adventures
  5358. «mckinnley» and it got very sexual
  5359. «SpitFire» I heard about that part
  5360. «SpitFire» more then once acording to some
  5361. «mckinnley» yeah, twice
  5362. «Globebutt» http://i.imgur.com/L6THQ.jpg mck, sexual escapades
  5363. «SpitFire» I thought you were gone for a bit
  5364. «Globebutt» the only time i've ever directed the writing of clop
  5365. «Globebutt» i was; lunch and study group. i got back.
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