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WU,AH: Game 1 (DM: HT) Session 7 (16 Nov)

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  1. «HTBK» Everyone is ready to RRRRRUMBLE?!
  2. «Puck» (Sunny asleep again?)
  3. «Egg_Discord» ...
  4. «Egg_Discord» *chucks a can of peas at Sunfire's head*
  5. «Puck» (I'd throw a shoe)
  6. «SpitFire» (recap or just pick up?)
  7. «SpitFire» (Hate we use the other room for as well at times for OOC chats)
  8. «Puck» (maybe just a bit of what we learned at the end there?)
  9. «Sunfire» (ow)
  10. «Mr.Jared» Ok guys, lets just make sure 2_min does not turn pony for the next week or so or hes going to have the hardest, most pony viagra induced boner... makay?
  11. «Egg_Discord» (Ready for the last battle, Sun?)
  12. «Mr.Jared» (anyways)
  13. «2_minutes_hate» (So wait your doing the climax one now then?)
  14. «2_minutes_hate» (Blahh lost again )
  15. «Globebutt» (Bright and Jitters already climaxed.)
  16. «Sunfire» (sure, I'm ill-informed on where we are in the story as always but)
  17. «Writefag4» (Yeah. You'll have to wait for the next one. This one is almost over. You'll be joining the one with the tourists stuck in Germany.)
  18. «Egg_Discord» (Let's do a recap. HT, take it away for the last time)
  19. «Globebutt» (We skipped over it though because it wasn't important to the story.)
  20. «Globebutt» (Oh. Yes. Do that, HT.)
  21. «2_minutes_hate» (Write can I have an eta for that?)
  22. «SpitFire» (spit is getting a little sexual frustration)
  23. «Globebutt» (I GM that game; I'd be the one to ask. Unfortunately, you'd get no answer. I have no clue.)
  24. «Writefag4» (Depends. I'm not sure if they'll be wrapping it up in an hour or two and theres a possiblity of its starting tonight or if it could be days.)
  25. «2_minutes_hate» (hmmm I really dont want to just sit heer and doing nothing all day waiting
  26. «2_minutes_hate» )
  27. «Puck» (There was a wanting of Alex to play with us)
  28. «Writefag4» (I know that feel.)
  29. «HTBK» *Before the recap begins, the GM reminds you all that Desert Bus for Hope is live. Watch it, donate if you can.*
  30. «Writefag4» (My choice though. I'm pretty sure I even suprised HTBK there with what I did.)
  31. «Ewo» (I did not know that. Thank you.)
  32. «2_minutes_hate» (Ill check back in, in an hour or so then... please dont start the other game without me)
  33. «Globebutt» (We won't.)
  34. «HTBK» (wait, strike that. It's *about* to go live.*
  35. «HTBK» *Still stands.*
  36. «Egg_Discord» (I'll do some of that after this epic finale of a Gurren Lagann--esque scale)
  37. «HTBK» *LAST TIME, ON WUAH*
  38. «Puck» (Am I the only one that read that in Johnny Bravo's voice?)
  39. «Globebutt» (Not any more.)
  40. «Puck» (You're welcome)
  41. «Egg_Discord» (I read that in the voice of the Narrator from Gurren Lagann)
  42. «Puck» (pfffjft, I listened to it in japanese, so that just made it even better)
  43. «Egg_Discord» (English, Japanese, it's epic either way)
  44. «Egg_Discord» (Both casting did an amazing job
  45. «Puck» (True, but I had to imagine the super manly japanese narrator saying "LAST TIME, ON WUAH" in manly engrish)
  46. «HTBK» *This is the story of a pony that rages against destiny. In the aftermath of the outbreak in Noisy Valley, the heroes ventured forth into Lower Earth. Armed with evidence and accusations, they resolved to bring Helena Sykes, Seer and evident Handler, to justice. They uncovered what they believe to be the final layer of the conspiracy: Sykes, after selling the town for a tremendous profit, will lay the blame at the feet of the handler known as Clay, and drive his company into the ground. While Dr. Jivvar fled to collect the constabulary, our heroes ventured forth into Morpheus' Lounge, where they had a long-awaited face to face with Lord Goldman. After realizing that he was innocent, the full scale of Helena's treachery was revealed. Now, with the fates of both Lower Earth and Noisy Valley hanging in the balance, our heroes race towards their final battle.*
  47. «HTBK» *Chapter 7: The Noisy Valley Shuffle*
  48. «HTBK» *The sound of footsteps comes to a halt, as the unknown assailants ready themselves for their attack. The speaker repeats his demand once more!*
  49. «HTBK» "Down on the ground, Goldman! Nobody in there move!"
  50. «Puck» (I am the most pumped evar)
  51. «Mr.Jared» (where am i at this moment?)
  52. «Globebutt» (I thought Goldman was on his back on the couch, last time.)
  53. «HTBK» (This he is.)
  54. «Puck» >I wonder if looking counts as moving< I look at the doorway.
  55. «Ewo» I shake a little, trying not to move at all.
  56. «Egg_Discord» "Shit! I knew she would pull something like this!"
  57. «Mr.Jared» (where am i atm?)
  58. «HTBK» (where were you last time?)
  59. «Globebutt» Who's at the door?
  60. «SpitFire» "Can we leave now?!"
  61. «Puck» (in the booth with all of us, yeah?)
  62. «Mr.Jared» (i thought you sent me awar to do something, remember?)
  63. «Mr.Jared» away*
  64. «HTBK» *The team at the door consists of four strong men, who wear ill-fitting constabulary garb. They lack the badges and belts of their comrades, and do not carry themselves with the military bearing of Greer's men. Goldman raises her head and blinks.*
  65. «Puck» (I... do not remember... perhaps you are absent)
  66. «Mr.Jared» (hmm)
  67. «Mr.Jared» (i think i was)
  68. «Egg_Discord» "They don't have badges. Sykes' direct flunkies?"
  69. «SpitFire» *spins and gets ready for a fight*
  70. «Egg_Discord» What sort of weaponry are these four wielding?
  71. «Mr.Jared» -Shit, where were all those guys going?-
  72. «Mr.Jared» *in someplace nearby*
  73. «Mr.Jared» -Wait... they were going to the booth-
  74. «HTBK» *They don't carry the cudgels of the footmen: they have opted for daggers. It is quite clear what these men are here for.*
  75. «Mr.Jared» -Oh no not egg!-
  76. «HTBK» "...Hm."
  77. «HTBK» *Goldman raises her forehooves above her head.*
  78. «Mr.Jared» *begin to stalk way up to rooms*
  79. «Globebutt» Aren't places like this supposed to have bouncers or something?
  80. «Egg_Discord» "Shit! They mean to kill us! There goes my hopes of them bringing us into their stronghold."
  81. «Puck» Quietly, "Ummm, Spits, maybe we should choose our battles..."
  82. «HTBK» *They should. Goldman rolls off of the sofa onto her back.*
  83. «SpitFire» "is there another way out?"
  84. «HTBK» "Please, Egg. Don't panic."
  85. «HTBK» *You could always try the window.*
  86. «Mr.Jared» *how close am i to the rooms right now?*
  87. «Egg_Discord» Hearing those words, only serves to...
  88. «Puck» (my lack of flappyness mostly precludes me from trying that window...)
  89. «HTBK» *You're on the stairs up to the booth, Jared.*
  90. «Egg_Discord» Immediately calm me down, sending a determined grin across my face. "...Panic? Me?"
  91. «Mr.Jared» *Can i see them?*
  92. «Egg_Discord» "Who the hell do you think I am?"
  93. «HTBK» "Yes, you."
  94. «HTBK» *yes you can.*
  95. «HTBK» *She rolls over onto her back.*
  96. «Mr.Jared» -hmm-
  97. «HTBK» "These are four perfectly respectable men. Officers..."
  98. «Egg_Discord» What's outside the window?
  99. «Puck» (Oh, my.... if im right, lol))
  100. «HTBK» *Two of them step inside and, daggers drawn, wrap their hands around one of her ankles. Outside there is a long, smooth slide that serves as part of the facade.*
  101. «Puck» (a long drop and a sudden stop egg)
  102. «SpitFire» *I step back but watch for them* "she trying to remove the one person that could stand against, isn't she"
  103. «Puck» (Well, maybe not that long)
  104. «Egg_Discord» Who in the booth has wings?
  105. «Globebutt» Jitters and I, as well as Spitfire and Heartfire.
  106. «HTBK» "...Of a perfectly respectable..."
  107. «SpitFire» "me, sort of"
  108. «Puck» I tense up
  109. «Mr.Jared» -I have to distract them... oh god...-
  110. «Globebutt» I keep my eyes on Goldman.
  111. «HTBK» *JItterblobe. Spitfire, though hers aren't really useful. Heartfire. As you run the tally, they raise their knives in tandem...*
  112. «Mr.Jared» -Be stong jared... do it for egg, do it for all of them-
  113. «HTBK» "...Criminal organization, that's done a lousy job on the disguises."
  114. «Mr.Jared» "Yo!"
  115. «Sunfire» I just look nervous, unsure of what we should do.
  116. «Egg_Discord» "You know, for a sec, I thought we were in trouble..."
  117. «SpitFire» "smash the window out with a chair, then start getting people out of here"
  118. «HTBK» *Goldman raises her forelegs, just as the would-be-assassins lower their knives. To their surprise, her forelegs seem to be made of stone.*
  119. «HTBK» "Can I get some help here?"
  120. «HTBK» *What chair, spitfire?*
  121. «Puck» "Miss Sykes, what are you doing here, help us?!"
  122. «Egg_Discord» "Spitfire! Time to kick some ass!"
  123. «HTBK» *Jared, one of the assassins turns around to face you.*
  124. «HTBK» "...Keep movin', lady."
  125. «Puck» I shout to the doorway
  126. «Globebutt» I fly up. "Certainly."
  127. «Mr.Jared» "HURAH!" *run up and attempt to trip a man*
  128. «Egg_Discord» "You sure you can handle them Mr. Goldman?"
  129. «SpitFire» *I glace around and realize there aren't chairs* "didn't think of that part, they don't really use them here"
  130. «HTBK» "I'd prefer not to!"
  131. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, gimme a sec to try something!"
  132. «Mr.Jared» -mini ohfuck-
  133. «Egg_Discord» I'm gonna try to cast a spell
  134. «Globebutt» What do I roll to go about biting one in the nose?
  135. «HTBK» *One of the guards abruptly lets her go, as her hind leg sprouts several long steel spikes. Bright, people wonder what the devil you're doing.*
  136. «SpitFire» *jumps the frist one I see and pull them to the ground*
  137. «Egg_Discord» preferably one of the incendiary kind
  138. «Egg_Discord» What do I roll for a burst of flames?
  139. «Puck» I lunge in toward the closest, going for a strong hoof to the head
  140. «HTBK» *Jared, Spitfire, you realize that you are tiny horses.*
  141. «HTBK» *This is adorable, but not very effective. Roll react, both of you.*
  142. «Globebutt» (Wait. Spitfire's a Haffer.)
  143. «SpitFire» (2)
  144. «HTBK» *Talent, Egg.*
  145. «HTBK» (Wait, that's right.)
  146. «HTBK» (Thank you.)
  147. «Egg_Discord» (...9)
  148. «Mr.Jared» "HTBK, have you ever kicked someone from behind the knee of the leg"
  149. «Sunfire» Is there one I can run between their legs and buck them in the groin?
  150. «Mr.Jared» ()
  151. «HTBK» *It would help if their legs were wider. Jared, have you ever been a tiny cartoon horse?*
  152. «Globebutt» (Also, rolled a 1 to fly in and bite one in the nose.)
  153. «HTBK» *Spitfire, the assassin goes down, and drags you down by the scruff of your shirt!*
  154. «Egg_Discord» "...Damn it! So much for magic."
  155. «Mr.Jared» (7... fak)
  156. «Puck» (oh god globe, their noses are in front of them, that's where their knives are)
  157. «HTBK» *Globe, the assassin covers his nose and lashes out blindly with his free hand. Roll react!*
  158. «HTBK» *Egg...ooh, Egg.*
  159. «Globebutt» (I rolled a one. Bitch best cut his face off.)
  160. «Egg_Discord» (Don't you let me die here, HT. I'm not going down this time!)
  161. «SpitFire» *I can't stay so down I go but I do make a try for his weapon*
  162. «Ewo» I... I can't do nothing, but I don't know what to do...
  163. «Puck» (I was also trying to leap at ones face)
  164. «SpitFire» "we need to get out of here!"
  165. «Puck» (I am at least heavy ish tiny horse)
  166. «HTBK» *You concentrate hard--so very hard--and for a moment you can feel a tremendous heat building up in your skull. And then...*FWOOSH.* A gout of flame rockets forth from the tip of your horn, enveloping the assassin who swiped at Globe.*
  167. «Mr.Jared» (oh....... shit)
  168. «HTBK» *Jared, the assassin lashes out with his boot and sends you tumbling away!*
  169. «Globebutt» (I hope I still wasn't there.)
  170. «HTBK» (You were not.)
  171. «Ewo» I hear Spitfire and take that as a cue to start running for the door, trying to stay out of the way of the assassins
  172. «Puck» >FIRE< "Sweet Celestia!"
  173. «Mr.Jared» (oh good)
  174. «Globebutt» (Good. Fore
  175. «Globebutt» (Fire's for coffee beans, not Jitterbeans.)
  176. «Egg_Discord» "ALright! That should distract them for now! Everyone out!"
  177. «Mr.Jared» (id be awed if i did not have a boot to the ead)
  178. «Mr.Jared» *dazed*
  179. «HTBK» *The burning guard swiftly crumbles and begins writhing around on the ground. It's time to get moving.*
  180. «HTBK» *Congratulations, Egg! You just killed a man!*
  181. «SpitFire» *while they are surprised with that fire attack, I grab the face of the one I'm fighting with and drive it as hard as I can into the ground*
  182. «Mr.Jared» -oh shit... body, is anything broken?-
  183. «Globebutt» How's Goldman doing?
  184. «Egg_Discord» "Mr. Goldman! Can't you transform into something more combat capable?"
  185. «HTBK» *Jared, I think that was our ribs.*
  186. «SpitFire» (either that egg, or you gave him one very nasty sun burn)
  187. «Mr.Jared» -How bad?-
  188. «Egg_Discord» He was gonna kill me first. I fought back in self defense
  189. «Puck» "Heart, help Jared!"
  190. «HTBK» *Goldman, for her part, had been lifted bodily by the one assassin who retained his grip. She responds by reaching forward and thrusting both of her hooves into the man's throat. He crumples a moment later, and she lands on her hooves.*
  191. «HTBK» "I could. But why bother?"
  192. «Puck» >shit.<
  193. «HTBK» *Jared, it seems like you'll need more than a band-aid. Spitfire, roll react.*
  194. «Globebutt» I'm out of here, then.
  195. «SpitFire» (1 I got my low dice back!)
  196. «HTBK» *I'm not saying it's a bad thing, Egg. I mean, you killed him with a mind-flamethrower.*
  197. «Egg_Discord» "...I like your style! Now let's get out of here! And Heartfire! Get Jared to the clinic pronto!"
  198. «HTBK» *That's awesome.*
  199. «Ewo» I run back, trying to grab Jared and leave as fast as possible.
  200. «Puck» I go to help Heartfire with lifting Jared and moving him out of the room
  201. «Mr.Jared» -aww fuck... the pain... why have i not passed out yet?-
  202. «Egg_Discord» Fuck YES it is. Even though he's dead, that FELT awesome.
  203. «HTBK» *Goldman deadpans as she makes for the door.*
  204. «HTBK» "Clinic? Have you forgotten who you're travelling with?"
  205. «Mr.Jared» *moaning*
  206. «Egg_Discord» "I thought your Handling had no effect on us, sir?"
  207. «Mr.Jared» -Oh god, i think i feel a rib floating in there... thats badt?-
  208. «HTBK» *I guess squishy ponies are more resiliant than you think, Jared. Spitfire, on your end, the assassin reaches up and wraps his arm around your neck! Roll react!*
  209. «HTBK» *Goldman stomps on the ground.*
  210. «HTBK» "Oh dammit."
  211. «HTBK» "Clinic it is."
  212. «SpitFire» (3)
  213. «Mr.Jared» -Wait, wheres Egg?-
  214. «Mr.Jared» *tries to speak, results in more pain*
  215. «Egg_Discord» "Heart! Get Jared to the clinic Pronto! Now let's get out of here!" I lead everyone out of the bar Is the coast clear?"
  216. «HTBK» *One assassin is down, one is out, one is dead. The one remaining has elected to run like a bitch.*
  217. «Globebutt» We never asked them who they worked for.
  218. «Mr.Jared» -What the gell is going on!?-
  219. «HTBK» *Spitfire, you manage to dig your fingers under the assassin as he tightens his grip--but his knife, of course, has designs on your belly. roll react.*
  220. «Ewo» I try to lift Jared up and fly out of the building.
  221. «SpitFire» (3 again luck is holding)
  222. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! I won't forgive you if you die here! You hear me?"
  223. «Ewo» (Do I have to make some roll for this?)
  224. «Globebutt» I better help Heartfire airlift Jared.
  225. «Mr.Jared» -Egg! Where are you?! God damn it Jared say something for him!-
  226. «SpitFire» *trys to get the knife away from him*
  227. «Mr.Jared» *tries to speak again, same result*
  228. «HTBK» *Roll react!*
  229. «Puck» As Heart and Globe take the weight I call out "Get him there safe!" and dash back to the booth
  230. «SpitFire» (6)
  231. «HTBK» *You know, it's just your ribs. Not your lungs.*
  232. «Mr.Jared» (yea)
  233. «SpitFire» (that was too good to last)
  234. «Mr.Jared» (pain is overwellming,)
  235. «SpitFire» (did I just get stabbed?)
  236. «HTBK» *The first floor is clear, Egg. The only strange thing is an eager-looking pegasus who has been filming it from across the bar.*
  237. «Mr.Jared» (simple fact of life with certain people)
  238. «HTBK» *The assassin pins your wrist, Spitfire, and rapidly tightens his choke hold!*
  239. «Mr.Jared» "Egg!"
  240. «Ewo» I look at Globe. "Let's go."
  241. «Puck» I charge into the room, going for whatever squishy parts that assassin has open
  242. «Puck» "GAAAHHHHHHH!"
  243. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! Stay with me!" I say as I catch up to him. "I promise you... We'll help you!"
  244. «SpitFire» *I gasp, and the ram my figures in his eyes to blind him*
  245. «Globebutt» I nod at Heartfire.
  246. «HTBK» *That would be his nuts, Puck. When thou art tiny, thou aim for the low-hanging fruit. God dammit, when will you people just learn to roll react when you're doing combat already.*
  247. «Egg_Discord» I can''t help but tear up as the mare I love has been seriously injured.
  248. «SpitFire» (1 yes!)
  249. «SpitFire» \
  250. «Mr.Jared» "Egg!"
  251. «Ewo» I fly out of the building with Globe and Jared.
  252. «Puck» (right, sorry, wow... 10)
  253. «Mr.Jared» (ehehehe... Dangly parts)
  254. «Puck» (oh u)
  255. «SpitFire» (is everyone but me out now?)
  256. «HTBK» *Your thumb finds one eye, Spitfire--but he lashes out with his boot, and it finds Puck's jaw. He is launched out of the lounge, and slams into the wall.*
  257. «Sunfire» (I am just so lost I don't even know what's going on anymore)
  258. «Mr.Jared» (fight)
  259. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! I'll come back for you in the clinic! Just stay alive! I love you!" I call out to him.
  260. «HTBK» *Heartfire, Jared is heavy. She could use a little less ice cream.*
  261. «Puck» >BATTLE CHA-OWWWWWW<
  262. «HTBK» *BUt it's not bad.*
  263. «HTBK» *Too bad, anyway.*
  264. «Mr.Jared» *is aready gone*
  265. «HTBK» *You'll be a little sore later.*
  266. «Ewo» (Globe's also carrying her)
  267. «Globebutt» That I am.
  268. «HTBK» (Thank you.)
  269. «Egg_Discord» I turn to go back and finish off the last assassin
  270. «HTBK» (Typo.)
  271. «Mr.Jared» (use magic missle!)
  272. «Egg_Discord» "Spitfire! Puck! Mr. Goldman!"
  273. «Puck» I slam into the wall and crumple to the floor, slowly trying to regain my footing
  274. «Globebutt» (Puck/Bright, Spitfire? If you die, I will kill you. Especially Fingers.)
  275. «Mr.Jared» (or something)
  276. «Sunfire» (I offered a command but apparently it got lost)
  277. «HTBK» *The lounge is sitting there, Egg. Puck, meanwhile, is flying out and into the railing.*
  278. «SpitFire» *I go for the eye, knowing he will have to let me go with that much pain* (3)
  279. «Egg_Discord» "Puck! Speak to me! Where does it hurt most?"
  280. «Mr.Jared» (Egg, your prioritys are top notch)
  281. «HTBK» *The assassin jerks in place, just as Goldman slams herself into him. He rolls off of you with a groan, and blindly scrambles for his knife.*
  282. «Puck» "Go!" I point to the assassin!
  283. «Ewo» "Globe and Jitters, I think we might need to drop him off really quick and go, things weren't looking good in there and other people might be hurt."
  284. «Mr.Jared» *still yelling out for egg*
  285. «SpitFire» *goes for the knife before he can get it*
  286. «SpitFire» (3)
  287. «Globebutt» "...Jitters might need coffee first. And maybe we should check with the police while we're here? Get reenforcements, you know."
  288. «Egg_Discord» "Goldman! Spitfire!"
  289. «HTBK» *Justice first. Coffee later.*
  290. «Puck» As soon as I can stand I charge back in, aiming for a headbutt once more, the jaw can deal with it.
  291. «Ewo» "I suppose. I'm just really worried about them is all."
  292. «Mr.Jared» "Egg!"
  293. «Globebutt» If you're sure, Jitterbean.
  294. «HTBK» *You snatch the knife, Spitfire. Goldman, meanwhile, dispatches the assassin with what appears to be a high-powered static shock to the temple.*
  295. «HTBK» "That's us."
  296. «Egg_Discord» I hear Jared call out.
  297. «Egg_Discord» Thank god for pony ears.
  298. «Egg_Discord» "JARED? WHAT IS IT?" I shout
  299. «HTBK» *Did I stutter, Globe? No?*
  300. «HTBK» *No.*
  301. «Globebutt» (Wat. Aren't we across town?)
  302. «Puck» >Oh thank god I don't have to hit someone with my head<
  303. «Egg_Discord» Pony ears?
  304. «SpitFire» *takes a min to get the blood out of my eyes, then I turn and check on Puck*
  305. «Puck» (Jitters was talking I think)
  306. «Ewo» "But telling the police is an excellent idea."
  307. «Egg_Discord» "Puck, listen to me. Where does it hurt most?"
  308. «HTBK» *Not even pony ears enable you to hold a conversation across several blocks.*
  309. «Mr.Jared» "Where are we going!?"
  310. «Globebutt» (Not noisy blocks, at least.)
  311. «Puck» I put a hoof to the side of my jaw where the blow landed
  312. «Mr.Jared» "You can't take me away!"
  313. «SpitFire» *I go and sreach the bodies for anythign we can use*
  314. «Globebutt» "...Jared? Stop talking. We're getting you to the clinic."
  315. «Egg_Discord» "C'mon, We'll catch up to the others in the clinic."
  316. «Egg_Discord» "Can you walk, Puck?"
  317. «HTBK» *you find four daggers and their clothing.*
  318. «Ewo» "Egg said he'd meet you as soon as possible."
  319. «Puck» "I'll be fine, lets go."
  320. «HTBK» *Of note, however, is that the uniforms do not have names on their tags.*
  321. «SpitFire» *I take them and go with the others to the clinic*
  322. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, straight to the clinic. Spitfire! Mr. Goldman! To the clinic!"
  323. «Mr.Jared» *begin trying to break free*
  324. «Puck» (Wha'd you take? everything?)
  325. «HTBK» *In the clinic, Globe, the pegasus doctor is lying down on the ferrier's anvil and softly sobbing, while the blacksmith gently scratches his ears. The pair of them look up at your arrival.*
  326. «Egg_Discord» I begin to run after the others
  327. «SpitFire» (I'm giong to give it to people at the clinic)
  328. «Ewo» "You do know you're doing to die if you fall from here, right?"
  329. «Globebutt» "...What's happened?"
  330. «HTBK» "What's happened to you?!"
  331. «Mr.Jared» "I need to go back! I cant lose egg!"
  332. «HTBK» *The blacksmith speaks, while the pegasus simply stares.*
  333. «Mr.Jared» "Where is he?!"
  334. «Puck» I take off after egg and spitfire
  335. «Egg_Discord» Skip to my arrival at the clinic.
  336. «Globebutt» "Jared! You're hurt. Calm down." (Was that the blacksmith speaking to us?)
  337. «HTBK» (Yes, Globe.)
  338. «SpitFire» *I pass a dagger to egg* "I know you don't need it, but it's here if you need it"
  339. «Globebutt» "...What do you mean?"
  340. «SpitFire» "Puck you ok?"
  341. «HTBK» "That mare on your back! What the devil is wrong?!"
  342. «HTBK» *...Spitfire...?*
  343. «HTBK» *How is a pony going to use a knife?*
  344. «Mr.Jared» "No! I cant lose him again!"
  345. «Mr.Jared» (mouth much?)
  346. «SpitFire» "I was thinking that magic*
  347. «Egg_Discord» "Thanks! Put it in my bag for now!"
  348. «Globebutt» (Assuming they mean Jared?)
  349. «Ewo» "He's... broken something I think, I don't know what"
  350. «HTBK» (Yep.)
  351. «Egg_Discord» I arrive at the clinic.
  352. «SpitFire» *I keep the others in a bag for now*
  353. «HTBK» *At the word "Broken", the doctor shakily rises to his hooves, and darts upstairs. The "follow me" is loud and unsaid.*
  354. «Egg_Discord» "Jared!"
  355. «Puck» "yeah, my face hurts, but I'll be fine, no more corn nuts for a while, heh"
  356. «Globebutt» We take Jared upstairs.
  357. «Mr.Jared» "Egg! Where are you!?"
  358. «Egg_Discord» "I'm coming Jared!" I call out as I hurry after them.
  359. «SpitFire» (Oh and I've got blood all over me but my hand is the worse)
  360. «Mr.Jared» (what hands?)
  361. «Egg_Discord» At this point, I catch up to them.
  362. «Puck» (Spitfire is fingers)
  363. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! Oh god! Stay with me, okay?"
  364. «Mr.Jared» (oh, i figured all were full poni)
  365. «HTBK» *The doctor has already laid out the table and is digging through his drawers.*
  366. «SpitFire» (I still have hands)
  367. «HTBK» "Put her down."
  368. «Ewo» "Oh, Egg... good. I swear he was going to die trying to get back to you."
  369. «Globebutt» I do just that.
  370. «Egg_Discord» "Let me talk to him!"
  371. «Ewo» I put her down gently.
  372. «Mr.Jared» "Egg! You're safe!"
  373. «Mr.Jared» *tries to get up*
  374. «Egg_Discord» "Of course I am, Jared." I say, teary eyed. "I told you I wasn't gonna let anyone else die."
  375. «HTBK» *With a nod, the doctor whirls around and begins examining Jared.*
  376. «SpitFire» (I most likely look like a cerail killer right now, blood everywhere and and knives...)
  377. «Mr.Jared» *falls back down*
  378. «HTBK» "Someone c-calm her down!"
  379. «Egg_Discord» "Don't move! You're hurt, Jared." I say, holding his hand
  380. «Egg_Discord» er, hoof
  381. «Egg_Discord» "I'm right here. Everything's going to be okay."
  382. «Puck» I look up at Spitfire with an affectionate grin, "Spits you old lunkhead, you're gonna do something really stupid one of these days, you know that?"
  383. «Mr.Jared» "I... Im so glad you are safe egg..."
  384. «Globebutt» (Serial, Spitfire. The word is serial. Serial mean recurring. Cereal means related to certain grains.)
  385. «Mr.Jared» "the thought of losing you..."
  386. «Ewo» "Egg, is everyone else okay?"
  387. «Mr.Jared» *goes silent*
  388. «Egg_Discord» "Everyone else is fine. Puck got punched in the jaw, but he can handle it."
  389. «HTBK» *The doctor growls as he presses his ear up against Jared's chest.*
  390. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! No, don't die on me!"
  391. «HTBK» "All of you, quiet."
  392. «SpitFire» *I turn and spit some blood out of my mouth* "right back at you egg"
  393. «Egg_Discord» I silently watch as I tear up.
  394. «Egg_Discord» "...please don't die. I love you." I say, weeping.
  395. «Ewo» I poke at Globe, trying to motion that we should go.
  396. «Globebutt» I take the cue.
  397. «Puck» quietly, "I think it was a kick, but don't quote me on that..." as I hold my head
  398. «Mr.Jared» -Egg...-
  399. «HTBK» *The doctor looks up after a moment.*
  400. «Ewo» "Egg said everyone was okay, so the police is definitely more important"
  401. «Mr.Jared» -Why can't I see you anymore?-
  402. «Globebutt» "So what are we waiting for?"
  403. «HTBK» "Broken rib. No sign of hemorrhage, she'll be just fine."
  404. «Puck» I follow after Heart and Globe
  405. «SpitFire» * move to the bed* "Jared we need you"
  406. «Egg_Discord» "Oh thank god. Save her, Doctor. She's my girlfriend." I say, weeping tears of happiness and sadness
  407. «Mr.Jared» -Wait, I can hear them, it's them!-
  408. «HTBK» *He deadpans at Spitfire.*
  409. «HTBK» "No, seriously. Shut up."
  410. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! Listen to me. The doctor said you'll be fine! You can't leave me here."
  411. «Ewo» "...Puck, what are you doing?"
  412. «Mr.Jared» -Egg! Spit! Globe! all of them!-
  413. «SpitFire» "we are here Jared"
  414. «HTBK» *With a grumble, the doctor begins digging through his tools, and slaps a breath mask over Jared's mouth and nose.*
  415. «Mr.Jared» -Say something Jared, you are scaring egg-
  416. «Egg_Discord» "Please... You still haven't said it yet!" I say, full out crying.
  417. «Puck» "I'll be fine." From outside the room "Spitfire, you coming!?"
  418. «Egg_Discord» (You know what three, simple words you need to say)
  419. «SpitFire» *I look back at Puck, then put a hand on eggs shoulder, before turning to join the rest*
  420. «Mr.Jared» *eyes open*
  421. «Ewo» I go with Globe to the police
  422. «Mr.Jared» "Egg"
  423. «SpitFire» (Jared stoping being mean  )
  424. «Puck» I work my jaw as we walk
  425. «Egg_Discord» I look at him, staring at him while crying.
  426. «Mr.Jared» "I fucking love you"
  427. «SpitFire» *I grab a towel on the way out and try to clean the blood off my face*
  428. «Puck» (That was four dammit, you just had to be contrary didn't you?)
  429. «Globebutt» I walk in the door to the police station.
  430. «Mr.Jared» (yerp :l)
  431. «Puck» (lol)
  432. «HTBK» "...How vulgar."
  433. «Mr.Jared» (fine, coid the fucking)
  434. «Mr.Jared» "I love you"
  435. «Egg_Discord» At this point, my tears of sorrow turn to joy. "I love you too! I'll be back for you, Jared. Just stay strong for the doctor, alright?"
  436. «HTBK» *With a grumble, the doctor sets about the business. I'd describe this in-depth, but you fuckers move fast.*
  437. «HTBK» *The clerk waves to you, Globe.*
  438. «HTBK» "And hello again."
  439. «Mr.Jared» (il wait on you HTBK)
  440. «Mr.Jared» "Egg, where are you going?"
  441. «HTBK» *Oh, don't bother. He just does his business.*
  442. «Puck» (I think he meant us, pulling attention into another area)
  443. «SpitFire» (HT we can let you finish with Jared and Egg first)
  444. «Globebutt» "Hello. Um, we've got... I don't even know what to report this as."
  445. «Mr.Jared» (plz?)
  446. «HTBK» "...Well, that's never a good sign."
  447. «HTBK» *She raises her eyebrows.*
  448. «Mr.Jared» (am i awake for dis?)
  449. «Egg_Discord» "I
  450. «Ewo» "I think it would be an attempted assassination."
  451. «Puck» (HT, I really wish my normal players were like this, just saying....)
  452. «HTBK» (You're not even in the same building, Jared.)
  453. «HTBK» (FREEWHEEL BURNING, PUCK!)
  454. «Egg_Discord» "I'm going with the others to stop Sykes. I'll be back to check up on you after we kick her ass, Jared."
  455. «Globebutt» "Four men tried to kill Mr. Goldman, and I think at least two of them died. They were dressed as policemen."
  456. «Egg_Discord» "Just stay here and do exactly what the doctor says, understand?"
  457. «HTBK» "..."
  458. «HTBK» "I see."
  459. «Mr.Jared» "Egg, im sorry i cant be more useful... im...."
  460. «Egg_Discord» I shut him up with a kiss
  461. «Puck» (dawww)
  462. «SpitFire» *I step up beside globe* "we just got attacked by 3 thugs, they tried to kill us"
  463. «Globebutt» I wish we could stay out of trouble, Jitters.
  464. «HTBK» *...Mmm. Might be kinda boring.*
  465. «Egg_Discord» As I release, I say, "Write would be proud of you, Jared. You did everything you could."
  466. «Globebutt» "...Wasn't it four? Spitfire, I swear I saw four men."
  467. «Mr.Jared» "Egg, how can I ever make up to you for all this?"
  468. «Writefag4» (Where is Goldman anyway?)
  469. «Mr.Jared» (i just noticed i start alot of my diolog with egg)
  470. «Ewo» "Just tell them where it was"
  471. «Globebutt» It might, but we could focus our time on less dangerous things than this. Like brewing coffee, or reading books.
  472. «Mr.Jared» (i am disapoint with myself)
  473. «SpitFire» "you could be right, I only saw 3 but that was when one trying break my neck*
  474. «SpitFire» "
  475. «Globebutt» Or reading books while brewing coffee.
  476. «HTBK» *...*
  477. «HTBK» *...So are you going to keep me?*
  478. «Egg_Discord» "You already have, Jared. All you had to do was say 'I love you.' You don't owe me a thing."
  479. «HTBK» "Telling us where it was would be good."
  480. «Puck» "I think he was trying to stab you actually Spitfire."
  481. «HTBK» "That's...attempted murder, impersonating an officer..."
  482. «Mr.Jared» "Maybe later... we can..."
  483. «Puck» "Oh, right, at Morpheus' Lounge>"
  484. «HTBK» "...Interesting."
  485. «Egg_Discord» "Besides, we're lovers, now. When we get out of here, we'll start our new life down here together, understand?"
  486. «Globebutt» I don't know how I couldn't.
  487. «SpitFire» (is it a bad thing I had the theme to fighting is magic playing?)
  488. «Puck» (Nop.)
  489. «HTBK» *She makes a few tap on the keyboard. From somewhere in the back of the station, a tumult rises: a moment later, a familiar scarlet bird swoops down the hallway and perches on the desk.*
  490. «Mr.Jared» (laptop speakers dont work so i haz no music)
  491. «HTBK» *...You mean it, Globe?*
  492. «Puck» (sad poni, headphones?)
  493. «Globebutt» (Now, how was that spelled? Jivvar?)
  494. «HTBK» (Jivvar.)
  495. «HTBK» "Good news. They got prints."
  496. «SpitFire» *I take out one of the knife and put it on the desk, "there weapon of choice"*
  497. «Egg_Discord» I move my hair out from my eyes.
  498. «Globebutt» "Wonderful!"
  499. «Mr.Jared» ^^ Ther*
  500. «Mr.Jared» Their*
  501. «Puck» "Have they identified them yet?"
  502. «HTBK» "They can't prove it until they take hers, but they will soon enough!"
  503. «Egg_Discord» "...
  504. «Mr.Jared» "Kiss me"
  505. «Globebutt» I think I do, Jitterbean. I think I do.
  506. «Puck» "Okay, now all we have to do it find a woman who see's all of reality at once. Piece of cake."
  507. «Egg_Discord» I lightly chuckle before planting my lips on him.
  508. «Ewo» "...I think we've really done all we can for this cause."
  509. «Mr.Jared» "Oh Egg, please try to come back unharmed"
  510. «HTBK» *...If I could hug you right now...*
  511. «HTBK» "Oh, soon enough we'll have her..."
  512. «Globebutt» Then I'd hug you right back.
  513. «Puck» "Actually, Heart's right, you can find Ms. Sykes and as her for her prints, you are constables after all."
  514. «Egg_Discord» I pull away, saying to him, "Of course I'll come back. I've got a hot girlfriend to come back to, don't I?" I then turn around and say to him. "Stay strong for me Jared." I then leave to join up with the others.
  515. «HTBK» *...You're not so bad, for a human.*
  516. «Globebutt» And you're a pretty good pony, too.
  517. «HTBK» *The clerk blinks, Puck.*
  518. «HTBK» "You don't say."
  519. «Puck» (How's my face HT?)
  520. «SpitFire» *I walk over to puck and hug him tight* "I'm sorry I didn't protect you better"
  521. «Mr.Jared» "Oh Egg..."
  522. «HTBK» *Hot damn, this hurts.*
  523. «HTBK» *...Yay.*
  524. «Egg_Discord» I then enter back into the clinic, my eyes tearing up. For the first time in my life, I have someone I love enough to die for.
  525. «Egg_Discord» *Station, not clinic
  526. «Puck» ('bout what I thought) "I think I got off pretty light, but for the sake of things lets say we go out for drinks after all this. Real ones, like old times."
  527. «Egg_Discord» Where's Mr. Goldman?
  528. «Mr.Jared» -Egg, If you die... No no no, hell be fine...-
  529. «2_minutes_hate» (hows this goin?)
  530. «Egg_Discord» (Beautifully)
  531. «Ewo» "Puck, you should go back to the clinic. I kind of want to go get coffee with Jitters."
  532. «SpitFire» "alright puck"
  533. «2_minutes_hate» (any ETA's?)
  534. «Mr.Jared» "Hows it looking Doc?"
  535. «HTBK» *Roll, Egg.*
  536. «Egg_Discord» (2)
  537. «Puck» "Maybe I should, seems things have gone quiet for a bit. You wanna come with spitfire?"
  538. «2_minutes_hate» (hours? k Ill be back at 2 my time then)
  539. «SpitFire» *I turn and look at egg* "How is Jared?"
  540. «HTBK» *Goldman broke off after the incident at the lounge, Egg. He's most likely gone topside...*
  541. «HTBK» *...Or gone to warn someone.*
  542. «Egg_Discord» "He's got a broken rib, but nothing's punctured. He'll be fine."
  543. «Globebutt» (Other game probably won't run tonight. These usually run just one game a night, in like eight hour sessions that keep us up until Too Early, AM)
  544. «Puck» (WU, AM runs till TE, AM)
  545. «Egg_Discord» "Oh! I sent someone here with a map to cross examine. Has anyone come by here, ma'am?" I say to the clerk
  546. «HTBK» *Jivvar waves to you from on the desk, Egg.*
  547. «HTBK» "Nobody here but us chickens."
  548. «Puck» (*accronyms)
  549. «2_minutes_hate» (   fine, Im just starting to think this timezone thing may not work)
  550. «Ewo» "...Jitters, do you want to go get coffee?"
  551. «2_minutes_hate» ( taht face is angrier then I intended)
  552. «Mr.Jared» "Doctor! Whats the diagnosis?"
  553. «Egg_Discord» "My, my my," I say as I greet the bird. "Any luck with the map?"
  554. «HTBK» *The doctor sighs, Jared.*
  555. «HTBK» "No strenuous activity. That includes lovemaking."
  556. «HTBK» *Jivvar nods.*
  557. «HTBK» "They got prints. Presumably, hers."
  558. «Puck» (no one likes these faces 2_min, watch;  )
  559. «Mr.Jared» "Oh thank go- lovemaking... for how long?!"
  560. «Globebutt» "Even if she doesn't, I wouldn't mind something else to drink, myself, Heartfire."
  561. «HTBK» "Hm. I'd say about a week. Fortunately, nothing's shattered."
  562. «SpitFire» *I walk over to egg*
  563. «2_minutes_hate» (well if its happening tomorrow with the newer game Im in... but yea, Im out for today then if this is running all night)
  564. «HTBK» *...you know...do we actually like coffee? I mean...do we like it, or was it just built into me?*
  565. «Mr.Jared» "Thank you... Where do i send the check" *chuckle*
  566. «HTBK» "I'll see to that myself."
  567. «Egg_Discord» "Great, Doctor." I turn to Spitfire. "You were pretty awesome back there, Spitfire. Handled yourself like a pro."
  568. «Mr.Jared» "Am I free to go?"
  569. «HTBK» *And then it hits you, Jared. Ponies. Lesbianism is an okay thing. Civil rights galore. women are powerful business figures. Socialized medicine...*
  570. «HTBK» *You're in REPUBLICAN HELL!*
  571. «Globebutt» Well... we /like/ it. I think you were built to /love/ it.
  572. «SpitFire» "thanks, but it wasn't good enough Jared and puck got pretty beat up..." *I try to hold back the anger*
  573. «Mr.Jared» imokwiththis
  574. «HTBK» *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
  575. «Puck» "Doc, when you have a moment..."
  576. «Egg_Discord» "Calm down, Spitfire."
  577. «HTBK» "Hm. I'd like to keep you for a few more minutes, but...go ahead. Long as you handle yourself carefully."
  578. «Egg_Discord» "We did it. It should be all over soon."
  579. «Ewo» "Well, if you don't, I want one."
  580. «HTBK» *...So...I don't have a choice, then? I...*have* to like coffee?*
  581. «Mr.Jared» "More time for what?"
  582. «HTBK» "To make sure myself."
  583. «HTBK» *Jivvar cocks his head, Puck.*
  584. «HTBK» "Go on."
  585. «Egg_Discord» I move Spitfire away from the phoenix and the pony. "Let's let these two speak alone."
  586. «Puck» (I was meaning mr pegasus, I went back to the clinic)
  587. «Globebutt» I guess not if you don't want to, Jitters. You're still pretty good with it, though. It'd be a shame to let your talent go to waste.
  588. «SpitFire» *take a few deep breathes and try to stay calm* "there will be more, and they will be coming soon"
  589. «Egg_Discord» (scratch my coment)
  590. «Mr.Jared» *gets to hooves*
  591. «HTBK» *Did I ever have a choice about whether or not I was good at making coffee...?*
  592. «HTBK» *They just made me to be...this.*
  593. «Mr.Jared» -woh, still a little wobbly-
  594. «Mr.Jared» "thanks again doc!"
  595. «Ewo» "...Globe? You alright in there?"
  596. «Egg_Discord» "We've got the police on our side, Spitfire. We've got the best Handler around. And we've got each other. How can we lose?"
  597. «HTBK» "Take care, ma'am."
  598. «2_minutes_hate»  left the chat.
  599. «Egg_Discord» "You did good, Spitfire."
  600. «Globebutt» "I'm fine. I think Jitters is a little lost or something."
  601. «Globebutt» Can anyone really choose their talent though, Jitters?
  602. «SpitFire» "Thanks, so did you Egg... I think I should wash up, I keep getting looks from people. I think the blood is a bit much"
  603. «HTBK» *I don't...know. They didn't make me to...aaagh. My head hurts.*
  604. «Ewo» "About what? Talk to me, Jitters."
  605. «Mr.Jared» *Begins to slowly make way out of the clinic*
  606. «Puck» I tilt my head, showing the injury to the doctor.
  607. «Egg_Discord» "...Doctor Jivvar? There's something that's been bothering me."
  608. «Globebutt» "...Let's go to the tavern, first."
  609. «Globebutt» I head toward the door, ready to exit if Heartfire follows.
  610. «HTBK» "...Hm."
  611. «HTBK» "One moment, Egg."
  612. «Ewo» I follow Globe
  613. «HTBK» *Jivvar cocks his head to examine you, Puck.*
  614. «Globebutt» Heartfire, Jitters and I head to the tavern.
  615. «Puck» "Is it as bad as it feels?"
  616. «HTBK» "...Probably not. Just a little bruise."
  617. «Mr.Jared» -Shoot, have to find egg, then... then...then-
  618. «Puck» "Okay, thanks doc."
  619. «Mr.Jared» -alright, lets just find egg 1st-
  620. «Mr.Jared» -But where?-
  621. «Globebutt» (So what's the scene in the tavern look like?)
  622. «SpitFire» *go and wash up in a near by wash room as best I can, and try not to think about what just happened. Then I rejoin egg*
  623. «Mr.Jared» (brb)
  624. «Egg_Discord» I then exit out of the station to see Jared walking around. "...Jared!" I run over to him, and nuzzle his neck. "Are you okay? Are you sure you should be walking?"
  625. «HTBK» *it's surprisingly depressing, Globe. The place is almost full now--but there is no singing or chatter or laughter to be found. These people are hanging together, sharing one last drink in anticipation of a grizzly end.*
  626. «Puck» "You're looking much less creepy now spits."
  627. «Ewo» ...I wonder what the drinking age is.
  628. «HTBK» "...Well, alright then.
  629. «SpitFire» *I smile* "thanks puck, you ok?"
  630. «Globebutt» Alcohol and gloom. Sounds like Russia or something.
  631. «Globebutt» Can I find two open stools next to each other for Heartfire and myself at the bar?
  632. «HTBK» *I don't know what a Russia is, but I think that's insensitive.*
  633. «Puck» "Yeah, Jivvar says it's just a bruise. You really did come through back there."
  634. «Globebutt» We'll have to talk about geography later, Jitterbean.
  635. «SpitFire» "thanks, but I'm sorry you got hurt... so the cerial killer look was a bit much?"
  636. «HTBK» *I think so.*
  637. «HTBK» *There's only one stool at the bar, but it's human-sized. You can probably share.*
  638. «Puck» I giggle, "Yeah, you think?"
  639. «Globebutt» Any other obvious seating? I think Jitters is still in heat, even if she's controlling it. Best not to do anything too risky.
  640. «Ewo» "...I don't think I like it here..."
  641. «SpitFire» *I snicker* "ok, want to join the others at the bar?"
  642. «HTBK» *You could try upstairs. Or on the floor. If you look around, you notice several ponies have made use of bowls and small troughs.*
  643. «Globebutt» "...I'm not sure anyone else does, either. Guess the whole incident topside's got everyone feeling down."
  644. «Puck» "Yeah; lets. Before we get ditched." I say laughingly
  645. «SpitFire» *I head to the bar with Puck* "egg, jared are you coming to the bar?"
  646. «Mr.Jared» *back*
  647. «HTBK» *alo, Egg.*
  648. «Egg_Discord» "Give me a moment with Jared." I say
  649. «Globebutt» "Hmm. Where do you want to sit, Heartfire?"
  650. «Ewo» "I can just stand around until something opens up. Standing on four legs is a whole lot less exhausting than two."
  651. «Mr.Jared» *goes with egg*
  652. «Egg_Discord» I turn back to him. "Are you okay, Jared? Are you sure you should be out walking? What did the doctor say?"
  653. «Egg_Discord» Here I go, slipping back into my old mindset
  654. «Ewo» "I've been wondering if maybe my cutie mark is medical."
  655. «Mr.Jared» "Im perfectly fine, they did want me to stay a little longer, but whatever"
  656. «Globebutt» I look at Heartfire's flank.
  657. «HTBK» *Ees a wee valentine 'eart!*
  658. «Egg_Discord» "God, Jared. I was scared for a moment that I'd lose you." I hug him, but not too tightly.
  659. «Mr.Jared» "They did tell me to no strenuous activity, in cluding... lovemaking"
  660. «HTBK» *...She's got a nice butt too. not as nice as ours, but it's nice.*
  661. «Globebutt» "Not sure it's medical. You don't know, though?"
  662. «Ewo» "I just really felt good helping Jared, and helping the doctor out before."
  663. «Puck» me and spit give the two of them their moment, and head to the tavern.
  664. «Egg_Discord» I blush a little at this remark, before quickly regaining my composure and replying "Darn. Guess I'll have to make a mare out of you later, then."
  665. «Globebutt» "Anyway. You just wanna order, then? I think Jitters and I need to make up our mind still."
  666. «Mr.Jared» "Well you know, it is called doctors ADVICE for a reason"
  667. «Mr.Jared» *wink wink*
  668. «Ewo» "...on second thought, I don't really want anything."
  669. «Egg_Discord» "Don't push yourself, honey. Now come on, let's go meet the others in the tavern."
  670. «Puck» (I'll just let you figure out why he gave that advice by yourself, lol)
  671. «Mr.Jared» "Alright egg. Lets go"
  672. «Egg_Discord» I then help him walk to the tavern.
  673. «Puck» Me and spitfire enter the tavern, surveying the glum crowds for familiar faces.
  674. «Globebutt» Jitters? Any preference? Otherwise, I'm getting us whatever the barkeep says is good.
  675. «HTBK» *Jivvar flutters in in due time, and sits on Globe's head.*
  676. «HTBK» *...*
  677. «HTBK» *...Can we try...tea?*
  678. «Mr.Jared» -Oh egg, i hope you are prepared for the time of your life, soon as i can walk normally again...-
  679. «SpitFire» "I think we see them over there Puck"
  680. «Globebutt» Let's see if they... oh. Something's on our head. Or someone.
  681. «Egg_Discord» I enter the tavern with Jared in tow. "Hey guys!" I wave at the others.
  682. «HTBK» *It's a bird!*
  683. «Puck» we make our way over "Hey there Heartfire, Globe, Jitterbean."
  684. «Globebutt» (It's a plane! It's Superjivvar!)
  685. «Egg_Discord» (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx1-hPxZnGc Music for the tavern)
  686. «Ewo» "I was thinking coffee would be nice, but I just don't know if it's the right... atmosphere for it."
  687. «Globebutt» "Hey Bright. Or is it Puck?"
  688. «Egg_Discord» "So, I take it, you're staying here now, Jared?"
  689. «SpitFire» *as I walk over to them I can feel a bit of pain from my stomic and side, but try not to think about it*
  690. «Mr.Jared» "Well Egg, that depends"
  691. «Globebutt» "...And hello, Jivvar. You got a good hold up there? I was about to hop up and order drinks."
  692. «HTBK» "Quite, ma'am."
  693. «Puck» "Its, uh, well either will do..." I take a seat
  694. «Egg_Discord» I quickly look at him, suddenly scared he'll say no.
  695. «Globebutt» Let's flutter up to the bar and try to wave down the barkeeper, then.
  696. «HTBK» *Excelsior!*
  697. «HTBK» *...Wait, what does that mean?*
  698. «Globebutt» Sounds like a drink.
  699. «HTBK» *Oh, okay.*
  700. «HTBK» *Let's get some!*
  701. «Globebutt» We'll see if they have any.
  702. «Egg_Discord» "...Depends on what?"
  703. «SpitFire» *I sit with the others. and hold my side for a bit* "well that an interesting part of the day"
  704. «Mr.Jared» "I hear that there is one of the sexist mares in the world who wants to live here"
  705. «Puck» "
  706. «Mr.Jared» "I want to stay if she wants to stay"
  707. «Globebutt» Is the barman coming over, then?
  708. «Mr.Jared» "You catching my drift?"
  709. «Egg_Discord» I softly push him. "Don't scare me like that. Of course I'm staying!"
  710. «HTBK» *The barman nods to you, Globe, and waits for the order.*
  711. «Mr.Jared» "Oh I was not talking about you..."
  712. «Ewo» "...actually, I will get a coffee."
  713. «Globebutt» "Do you have any good teas? Or... is "excelsior" a drink? The name just popped into my head, and it sounded good."
  714. «Egg_Discord» I chuckle at that. "Finally feeling confident now, are we?"
  715. «Globebutt» I look back to Heartfire. "And my friend would like a coffee."
  716. «SpitFire» *I winse* "glad to see you back in action Jared"
  717. «HTBK» *With a noncommittal Grunt, the Barman whips out a tea kettle.*
  718. «HTBK» "You mind taking it from a trough?"
  719. «Globebutt» "Out of cups?"
  720. «HTBK» "And room."
  721. «Globebutt» "I guess if I have to, then."
  722. «Puck» "Oh, hello again Mr. Barkeep, what kind of juices do you have?"
  723. «Mr.Jared» "You know what egg? No need to go searching for that sexy mare, i have her right here." *plants a kiss on egg**
  724. «HTBK» "Thank you, ma'am."
  725. «Egg_Discord» At this point I'm laughing and snorting nervously. "You know how to complement a lady"
  726. «Globebutt» We forgot to ask Jivvar if he wanted us to order him anything while we were up here.
  727. «SpitFire» *I move my hand and see that it has blood on it* "oh...crap..., I guess I didn't fight as well as I thought.."
  728. «HTBK» *The barkeep sets down four small troughs--rougly the dimensions of a tumbler turned on its side--by the side of the bar. He pours coffee in one, and some kind of tea in the next. A few feet away, a unicorn in a collar meekly waves to you.*
  729. «HTBK» "Apple, orange, peach, pear, grape..."
  730. «Globebutt» Do I recognize the unicorn?
  731. «Ewo» "...Oh, dear, this is black, isn't it."
  732. «Egg_Discord» "Hey Jared... I was thinking..."
  733. «HTBK» *Nobody familiar.*
  734. «Puck» "Ohh, um, peach please?"
  735. «HTBK» "You racist a somethin, lady?"
  736. «Globebutt» "...Pardon?"
  737. «Mr.Jared» "Yes?"
  738. «HTBK» *The barkeep upends a carton of peach juice into the third trough.*
  739. «Ewo» "I just mean the coffee."
  740. «HTBK» *the unicorn shrugs.*
  741. «HTBK» "Just saying high.
  742. «HTBK» hi*
  743. «Egg_Discord» "Since we're gonna be living down here as mares, it's gonna be weird for a couple of mares to be named Jared and Egg."
  744. «Globebutt» (Duuuuude.)
  745. «SpitFire» *I grab a few napkins and try stop the bleeding*
  746. «Puck» "Thank you." I notice the unicorn and wave back a little "Hi to you too."
  747. «Globebutt» "You didn't ask for anything in it, Heartfire."
  748. «Egg_Discord» "I was thinking of changing my name to something a bit more feminine. How does Wispy Woods sounds?"
  749. «HTBK» *'e just twisted yer Wrist, spitty. 'snot so hard.*
  750. «Mr.Jared» "Egg, Can i just say something?"
  751. «Ewo» "It's fine I guess."
  752. «Egg_Discord» "Sure. What is it, Jared?"
  753. «Ewo» I start drinking from the trough
  754. «HTBK» *The GM reminds everyone that Sykes is presumably turning a profit even now.*
  755. «Egg_Discord» We get to the bar with everyone.
  756. «Puck» I sip my juice in grand indifference!
  757. «Mr.Jared» "While I am all for this idea, I... also do not want to forget who we truly are..."
  758. «Globebutt» "I'm sorry; I'm already here with friends." One's right here in my head. "I'm not sure I can talk too much."
  759. «Globebutt» I take a sip of the tea from the trough.
  760. «HTBK» *...Bluuuuuueeeeech.*
  761. «SpitFire» "Egg, globe, what do we do next? "
  762. «Egg_Discord» "Jared..."
  763. «HTBK» *God, what is this stuff, piss and vinegar?*
  764. «Globebutt» "Get some sugar for this tea."
  765. «Ewo» "And some for my coffee, if it's no problem"
  766. «Globebutt» Or maybe we should try cream.
  767. «HTBK» *We should try coffee.*
  768. «HTBK» "Yeah, yeah..."
  769. «Puck» I take another long drink from my juice and eye the collared unicorn. Is she with anyone?
  770. «Egg_Discord» "If it makes you feel better, how about we call each other by our real names when we're among our friends?"
  771. «Globebutt» We've tried coffee. We know you like that.
  772. «HTBK» *The barkeep leans up and drops two spoons of sugar into both.*
  773. «Globebutt» "Thank you."
  774. «Ewo» "Thank you"
  775. «Egg_Discord» Do we know where Sykes would be?"
  776. «HTBK» *The unicorn's leash is long and lax, but it's being held by a woman of evident fortune.*
  777. «Globebutt» Let's try the tea again.
  778. «Ewo» "I always seem to think I like coffee more than I like coffee..."
  779. «SpitFire» "bar keep, can I get something strong?"
  780. «Egg_Discord» "I don't expect you to call me Wispy when we're making love, after all."
  781. «Ewo» I drink from the trough more, actually enjoying it this time
  782. «Mr.Jared» "What im trying to say is, we need to have some sort of thing to remind us who we truly are... because if we begin calling each other different names, one day, we will forget about egg and jared, then write and puck and globe..."
  783. «HTBK» *...Bleeeeeeh. What is up with this stuff, Globe?*
  784. «Globebutt» I guess you just don't like tea.
  785. «HTBK» *How could *anyone* like this?*
  786. «Globebutt» I'm not the biggest fan myself. "...Hey, um. Heartfire? Could we trade you?"
  787. «Ewo» "Oh, sure."
  788. «SpitFire» "Puck what are you looking at?"
  789. «Globebutt» It takes all kinds to make the world go round, they say.
  790. «HTBK» *Some kinds need their tongues fixed.*
  791. «Puck» "Wha- oh, I was just thinking of going and talking to her..."
  792. «Ewo» I switch my trough with Globe's
  793. «Egg_Discord» "...We still have our oath, don't we?"
  794. «Puck» I motion towards the unicorn.
  795. «HTBK» *she nervously waves back, Puck.*
  796. «Mr.Jared» "The oath..."
  797. «Puck» "I'll be right back spits."
  798. «SpitFire» *I look at puck* "oh...ok..."
  799. «Globebutt» How noisy is the bar, or how close are the lovers to Heart and I?
  800. «Mr.Jared» "you know what?"
  801. «Globebutt» Jitters and I drink from the coffee trough, anyway.
  802. «HTBK» *The bar is noisy, in a very subdued sort of way. You can probably pick them out.*
  803. «Egg_Discord» "What?"
  804. «HTBK» *Aaaah. Aaaaaw yeah, that's the stuff...*
  805. «Mr.Jared» "Strawberry freeze has been a name in the back of my mind, why not?"
  806. «HTBK» *Hey. Heartfire's right here, can we get the...thing?*
  807. «Ewo» I drink my tea, enjoying it about as much as the coffee.
  808. «Puck» I slip off my seat and walk closer to the unicorn, trying to keep my voice below the ambient volume, "hey there, my name's uh, Bright I guess, what's yours?"
  809. «SpitFire» "bar keep, can I get something strong please?"
  810. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  811. «Egg_Discord» "Strawberry..."
  812. «HTBK» "...How strong?"
  813. «Egg_Discord» "A beautiful name for a beautiful mare. I love it."
  814. «HTBK» *The unicorn flashes a little smile.* "Faith."
  815. «SpitFire» "nice and strong"
  816. «Globebutt» ...What? She offered to let you vent your woes, not your heat.
  817. «HTBK» *The, uh...the belly thing. Not that thing.*
  818. «Mr.Jared» "You want to do it right now?"
  819. «Globebutt» You can tell her what's wrong now, though. I mean, if you let her know what's... Oh! I guess.
  820. «HTBK» *the barkeep shrugs and pours out a glass of whiskey.*
  821. «Globebutt» ...Wait. No. There's a bird on our head.
  822. «HTBK» "That'll be niney."
  823. «HTBK» *He can totally get off.*
  824. «Egg_Discord» "What? Ready to change our names so soon?"
  825. «Globebutt» You know what? Actually.
  826. «Puck» I smile back, sitting down next to her. "That's a nice name. Um, how- how long have you had it?"
  827. «Mr.Jared» "Yea, i guess your right... Egg, lets get back"
  828. «SpitFire» *I pull the money* "keep the change"
  829. «Egg_Discord» "Alright." We go up to the others. "How you holding up, Jivvar?"
  830. «Globebutt» "Jivvar? ...Could we get a belly rub?"
  831. «HTBK» *The unicorn blinks.* "Uh...ever since I was me."
  832. «HTBK» *Jivvar cranes his neck and gives Globe a flat "Wut" face.* "...from me?"
  833. «Globebutt» (Check her flank, man!)
  834. «Mr.Jared» "Belly rub sounds nice, but with the... err" *points to sides*
  835. «SpitFire» *I take the drink and slug it back*
  836. «HTBK» "And I'm perfectly acceptable, Egg."
  837. «HTBK» "How are you?"
  838. «Globebutt» "If... you wouldn't mind. Otherwise, I'd... you might just want to find another perch."
  839. «HTBK» "...Well, I suppose I can. What name should I use?"
  840. «Egg_Discord» "Feeling like the world is looking up for me for once. Hey, there's something that's bothering me."
  841. «Globebutt» "Why do you need a name? Give us both a rub."
  842. «HTBK» "You mentioned that in the station."
  843. «HTBK» "...Hm. alright, I can do that."
  844. «SpitFire» "globe what are you doing?"
  845. «Egg_Discord» "Right. it's about Handling."
  846. «Globebutt» "Getting my belly rubbed with Jitters!"
  847. «HTBK» *Jivvar hops onto the ground.*
  848. «Puck» I fluster "Oh- heh, right, sorry, silly me!" I beam at her. (what are her colors and what not?)
  849. «HTBK» "What about it?"
  850. «Globebutt» (Check her flank, check her flank!)
  851. «Egg_Discord» "When I was back at the Lounge, Lord Goldman tried to Handle me to see if he could change me."
  852. «Mr.Jared» (dat flank)
  853. «Puck» (heh, and I check her flank)
  854. «HTBK» *Her coat is a magenta to match Hearfire's, while her mane is a nice satin blue. Her flank is adorned with a stylized champagne flute.*
  855. «HTBK» "Oh, wonderful!"
  856. «HTBK» "Guess that crosses out a very major issue."
  857. «Egg_Discord» "When he tried to handle me, it felt much different than when you did it. I felt like... Like I was everything at once. It was like I was the air and sea, day and night, man and mare all at once."
  858. «HTBK» "Is that so? Hm..."
  859. «HTBK» *He nods thoughtfully.*
  860. «Egg_Discord» "It didn't work, but it felt much different than when you tried it."
  861. «Globebutt» I'm on the floor with my belly up. Where's belly rubs?
  862. «Puck» "So, Faith, what's up, you seemed like you might want company?"
  863. «HTBK» "I've never been touched by the man..."
  864. «Egg_Discord» "How come his attempt felt different from when you tried it?"
  865. «HTBK» "Ah, yes. I suppose it would. Imagine it as the difference between a shower and a hailstorm."
  866. «HTBK» *Faith smiles weakly, while Jivvar rests a talon on Globe's belly.*
  867. «HTBK» "yeah, it's a little lonely over here..."
  868. «HTBK» *The main event hasn't started yet, Globe. But even the preamble sends shudders running down your spine."
  869. «Globebutt» Ooh.
  870. «Egg_Discord» "Made from different material, but it's all still falling water..."
  871. «SpitFire» *looks around and mutter* "why is it every time I go to the bars with friends, I end up alone..." as the acholo is starting to kick in*
  872. «Egg_Discord» "Hey, Jivvar, have you seen Goldman anywhere? He should have been following us on the way to the station."
  873. «Puck» "Aw, well don't be sad, you want to play?"
  874. «HTBK» "Yes, much like that. As much as I...aspire...I think what you felt was the sheer power radiating from someone who has seen, shaped, and been most everything on and under the earth."
  875. «HTBK» "And...no, I haven't seen him. But then again, I haven't been looking."
  876. «Puck» I hunch low to the ground, leaving my tail in the air
  877. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  878. «HTBK» *He leans over and nips Globe's mane.*
  879. «Globebutt» "...That's not a belly rub."
  880. «Egg_Discord» "Where else would he have gone?"
  881. «HTBK» "No, it's not. are you ready?"
  882. «HTBK» *Faith perks up at that.*
  883. «HTBK» "...Okay, sure!"
  884. «Globebutt» "I'm ready."
  885. «Mr.Jared» "Jivvar, I still don't understand, we have been doing so many things that would of incited some mental changing, why have we not been effected by them?"
  886. «Ewo» I enjoy my tea, a bit surprised by Globe.
  887. «SpitFire» *I move over towards globe to see what is gonig on*
  888. «HTBK» "I don't know, Egg. And perhaps you've simply grown accustomed to it?"
  889. «Globebutt» Do these fools not understand the Belly Rub?
  890. «HTBK» "Now..."
  891. «Puck» I bound left and right lightly, then run towards her for a few steps before resuming my hunched pose, smiling brightly
  892. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  893. «Egg_Discord» "I don't think this is over just yet."
  894. «HTBK» *He slowly runs his talon up your chest, towards your neck. It's like an army of tiny supermodels doing the can-can on your belly. In other words, it's really, really, *really* good.*
  895. «HTBK» "well no, it's not."
  896. «Mr.Jared» "Eggy" *puts hooves around* "Lets not worry about all that"
  897. «Globebutt» Oh, man. This /is/ great, Jitterbean.
  898. «HTBK» *Told you!*
  899. «Egg_Discord» "He should have been there at the station. Four men tried to take his life. Why wouldn't he be at the-"
  900. «Globebutt» "Ahhh..."
  901. «Egg_Discord» "...It was staged."
  902. «HTBK» *Faith rolls over onto her back and jabs out at you with a foreleg, before jerking back up.*
  903. «HTBK» "Cummon!"
  904. «SpitFire» *I cock my head to the side* "how is that good Globe... (hic)..."
  905. «HTBK» *Jivvar reaches your collar bone, and slowly runs his claws down again. It may be the best thing this side of a blowjob from [attractive woman here].*
  906. «HTBK» "Ah, good girl. And boy."
  907. «Puck» "okay you!" I bound forward, trying to tackle her lightly.
  908. «Mr.Jared» "There is magic in the air Egg, can you smell it?"
  909. «Egg_Discord» "Jivvar, I think that attack on us was staged by Goldman and Sykes!"
  910. «Globebutt» "Words... ahhh. Words fail us, Spitfire."
  911. «HTBK» *Faith giggles and twists around to the side, before bumping her flank against yours.*
  912. «Egg_Discord» Ignoring Jared's words for the moment, I speak up.
  913. «SpitFire» *I step closer* "I don't..see it...globe..."
  914. «HTBK» "...Staged?"
  915. «Egg_Discord» "That attack on us was a ruse on Goldman and Sykes' part! If those four had killed us, there would've been a threat out of the way. If they didn't, like what happened, Mr. Goldman would've looked innocent."
  916. «HTBK» *He runs his claws horizontally now. Nnnnngaaaah. Globe, if you wanted to stay like this forever, nobody would judge you.*
  917. «Globebutt» "You can't... ohhh... You can't see it. You... ahhh. You have to feel it."
  918. «Puck» "Oh no you don't!" I laugh as I chase her around the area, trying to out maneuver her
  919. «HTBK» "...What a compelling theory."
  920. «SpitFire» "globe snap out of it, you need think straight"
  921. «Egg_Discord» "...Unless there's something you're not telling us."
  922. «HTBK» *Faith does a little jump and crashes down onto her back, where she gets her foreleg tangled up in her leash.*
  923. «HTBK» "Ah, crap."
  924. «HTBK» *Jivvar raises an eyebrow.*
  925. «Globebutt» "I am thinking straight."
  926. «HTBK» "You were there."
  927. «HTBK» "I was getting the prints."
  928. «Mr.Jared» *trots up next to Globe*
  929. «Mr.Jared» "yea, probably not a good idea, not with the heat and all..."
  930. «Globebutt» "...I think that's enough for now. Thanks, Dr. Jivvers."
  931. «SpitFire» "still can't see why you think that's good Globe...(hic).."
  932. «Puck» "I've go-yeeehhaa-" I tumble into her as my momentum gets the better of my hooves
  933. «Egg_Discord» "Sorry, it's just... Of the only two people here who could've helped Ms. Sykes, it's you and Goldman. I don't want you to think I don't trust you, but... He seemed innocent back there."
  934. «HTBK» "...What a silly nickname."
  935. «HTBK» *He removes his claw.*
  936. «HTBK» *Jivvar raises an eyebrow.*
  937. «Globebutt» Maybe we're not quite thinking straight.
  938. «Globebutt» I flip over back onto our feet.
  939. «HTBK» "Because there's not other powerful handlers in the world."
  940. «HTBK» *Told you it was awesome.*
  941. «Ewo» "Globe, er, um, Jitters, are you done now?"
  942. «Egg_Discord» "Right."
  943. «Globebutt» "Yeah. We're done for now."
  944. «HTBK» "Goldman is absent now, so I cannot speak for what he's doing. But I think the prints will reveal all."
  945. «Mr.Jared» "Umm Globe, you might want to check yourself"
  946. «Egg_Discord» "...Sykes can see the future.
  947. «Globebutt» I check myself.
  948. «HTBK» *You have not wrecked yoself.*
  949. «Egg_Discord» "Jivvar, I think they're gonna make a run for it!"
  950. «Puck» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on9S95CctKM
  951. «Globebutt» "...I'm fine, Jared."
  952. «Ewo» "So... Jitters is like... a whole seperate consiousness, right?"
  953. «Egg_Discord» "Jivvar, they know they're caught!'
  954. «HTBK» "...Oooh dear. Oh dear oh dear."
  955. «Mr.Jared» "Good, was just getting a little concerned"
  956. «SpitFire» *I look globe over* "you look the same as before"
  957. «HTBK» *Separate might be a strong word...*
  958. «Egg_Discord» "We have to stop them!"
  959. «HTBK» *Jivvar nods sagely.*
  960. «Puck» "Oh, um, sorry Faith, uh, lemme just-" I try to untangle myself from her and the leash, but only make things worse
  961. «HTBK» "We do. We most definitely do."
  962. «Egg_Discord» "Everyone! Goldman and Sykes are trying to get away! We have to go after them!"
  963. «HTBK» *After a moment, Faith winds up with her nose pressed against your belly and her tail in your face.*
  964. «HTBK» "Well, this is awkward."
  965. «Globebutt» "It's a little hard to explain. We're connected, but... Huh?"
  966. «Egg_Discord» "We have to go now! Jivvar, can you fly ahead and see if you can find them?"
  967. «SpitFire» *I turn and walk over to puck* "smooth...boy...smooth (hic)*
  968. «Puck» "Hehe- yeah, sorry, I guess I got a little carried away..."
  969. «HTBK» "I will do my best, Egg."
  970. «Mr.Jared» "Egg, what about me, hmm?"
  971. «Ewo» "Egg... I think it's about time we cut our losses... She knows what's going to happen."
  972. «HTBK» *He takes wing, and rockets out of the door. He leaves a small trail of flame and smoke in his wake.*
  973. «HTBK» *Faith cracks a little grin.*
  974. «HTBK» "Eh, that's not a bad thing."
  975. «Egg_Discord» "Exactly, Ewo. She knows what's going to happen. Why do you think she's running?"
  976. «Egg_Discord» "Because she knows that she's going to get caught before she leaves here."
  977. «Ewo» "Because she knows exactly where she needs to be right now in order for fate to play out the way she wants."
  978. «Puck» "what do you mean spi-" my face reddens beneath my fur "No- um I didn't me- oh." I grin sheepishly at faith.
  979. «Egg_Discord» "But everything else that she saw coming happened exactly as she saw it. She can see the future, but she can't change her fate."
  980. «SpitFire» *I roll my eyes, and help them untangle and get up* "not only did you turn into a pony, you seem to have to turn into me, with that failer"
  981. «Egg_Discord» "She's running scared right now, and as soon as Jivvar gets back, we're going to stop her from leaving."
  982. «Ewo» "Then she wouldn't have done any of this if she didn't know she could come out on top."
  983. «Puck» I rub the back of my head with a hoof, "eh heheh he..."
  984. «Mr.Jared» "Thats where you are wrong ewo..."
  985. «Mr.Jared» "err heartfire"
  986. «HTBK» *Faith pokes your nose, Puck.*
  987. «HTBK» "Sooo..."
  988. «Globebutt» I'm not sure what's going on now. Let's... finish our coffee.
  989. «HTBK» *You know, it would be prudent to not wait around, Egg.*
  990. «HTBK» *Coffee is good.*
  991. «Globebutt» There's the Jitterbean I remember.
  992. «Ewo» I turn to Jared "So she would have done all this this, knowing she'd be fucked in the end?"
  993. «Egg_Discord» My thoughts exactly. First, though, let's hear what Jared has to say.
  994. «HTBK» *I think she's a thing of the past, Globe.*
  995. «Globebutt» ...is she?
  996. «Mr.Jared» "Well, I think she is over confident, knowing she can see what happends next"
  997. «Mr.Jared» "But the future can change, fate can change"
  998. «HTBK» *Who was she? Scared. Helpless. Docile. Still believed in the carrot.*
  999. «Globebutt» Then who's with me in my head?
  1000. «Puck» I turn to her, still beat red, "Um, I- " *gulp* I glance at spitfire (ima just roll fort for this one actually)
  1001. «HTBK» *Not that Jitters, I'll tell you that much.*
  1002. «Mr.Jared» "She still probably believes she will escape, but we have gone and meddled with the time line"
  1003. «SpitFire» *I look at Faith...* "she's cute...Puck"... *then I stare druck angry eye at Faith* "if you hurt my friend though, I will hurt"*
  1004. «Egg_Discord» "...Well put Jared. Spit! Globe! Jitters! Puck! Heart! Sun! We're going after Sykes and Goldman right now!"
  1005. «Ewo» "She knows a whole lot more about fate than you do, I trust that."
  1006. «SpitFire» *I turn walk back to the table*
  1007. «Ewo» "No, I'm not going."
  1008. «HTBK» *Faith grins a little bit.*
  1009. «HTBK» "Nice to meet you."
  1010. «Egg_Discord» "Heart...?"
  1011. «SpitFire» (hurt you was the quote)
  1012. «Globebutt» "...what are we going to do?"
  1013. «HTBK» "We should...hang on, it sounds like they want you."
  1014. «Puck» (well with the blessings of both the dice and spitfire) >oh to hell with it< "Hi, nice to meet you too"
  1015. «Globebutt» (Who was talking to whom there?)
  1016. «Egg_Discord» "Jivvar's looking for Sykes and Goldman right now. We're going to hurry out to Topside and catch them before they leave!"
  1017. «Egg_Discord» "If we get moving right now, Jivvar will be back to us shortly to help us find them!"
  1018. «HTBK» (That was faith talking to Bright.)
  1019. «SpitFire» "Puck, looks like the fun it over... it's time to go"
  1020. «Globebutt» "Well... all right, then."
  1021. «Puck» "Oh, um, sorry Faith, I'll see you around okay?"
  1022. «Egg_Discord» "Heartfire, stay here with Jared. We've got a fight to finish."
  1023. «HTBK» *With a whoosh of flame, Jivvar touches down outside, this time in the body of a scarlet pegasus.*
  1024. «HTBK» "...Seeya around, Bright."
  1025. «Globebutt» (Mare or stallion? For the record.)
  1026. «Mr.Jared» "Here is the man of the hour"
  1027. «HTBK» (Stallion.)
  1028. «Mr.Jared» (nailed it!)
  1029. «Ewo» "...Alright." She's obviously thinking about how futile any effort is against this.
  1030. «SpitFire» *I move up to the crew* "what's the plan?"
  1031. «Puck» I wave, watching her over my shoulder as I exit with my friends
  1032. «Egg_Discord» I go up to Jared and kiss him. "Be a good girl and maybe I'll reward you with a little love afterwards." I then race off to meet with Jivvar.
  1033. «Puck» (*too my friends)
  1034. «Egg_Discord» "Doctor! Where are they right now?"
  1035. «HTBK» *He nods to you as you exit, Egg.*
  1036. «Mr.Jared» *walking connected to hip with egg*
  1037. «HTBK» "I've found them. They're at the King's Cross hotel, it sounds like they're fighting over something."
  1038. «Globebutt» I abandon our coffee to meet with Egg &c.
  1039. «Egg_Discord» "Thanks. Tell the police that information and meet back up with us immediately. Everyone else, let's kick some royal ass at the King's Crosss Hotel!"
  1040. «Puck» "Globe, how the hell do you do it? I can't keep myself straight, I thought I could be Puck and Bright, and keep you all as friends, but I feel like we keep washing over each other."
  1041. «HTBK» "Understood!"
  1042. «Mr.Jared» "Heck yea!"
  1043. «HTBK» *and with that, he takes wing once more. And the GM takes a moment to piss.*
  1044. «SpitFire» "I don't get how you have 2 people inside you Puck or Globe"
  1045. «Mr.Jared» (TMI)
  1046. «Puck» "That's just it! I cant!"
  1047. «Egg_Discord» "Heartfire. We will win. Take good care of the love of my life. Don't doubt us. WE RIDE!" I say as I lead the charge for the hotel.
  1048. «Globebutt» "We're not sure how it happened, Spitfire. But... it's time to go."
  1049. «Mr.Jared» "ye- wait, what?"
  1050. «Mr.Jared» "Hey!"
  1051. «Ewo» I mutter a bit "He's going to go with you no matter what I say..."
  1052. «Globebutt» (Then don't say; do!)
  1053. «SpitFire» "Ewo you ok?"
  1054. «Ewo» "Just go. Go on your adventures."
  1055. «Egg_Discord» "Jared, you can't run. I'm begging you to stay here."
  1056. «SpitFire» *I walk over and grab Ewo and pull him along* "your not getting out of this one"
  1057. «Mr.Jared» "But what good can i do here Egg? What?"
  1058. «Egg_Discord» "You're in no shape to run with us and I'm not losing you again."
  1059. «Ewo» "Oh, good, now I'm probably going to die too."
  1060. «Writefag4» (Eggwantstoleave.jpg)
  1061. «Puck» (oh u)
  1062. «Egg_Discord» (oh shut it, Write)
  1063. «SpitFire» "not if I have anything to say about it"
  1064. «Globebutt» (Only worried about HIM? No thought of Write)
  1065. «Globebutt» (Hold that thought, W4)
  1066. «Egg_Discord» "You can help the police find the hotel, alright?"
  1067. «HTBK» *The GM is back.*
  1068. «Egg_Discord» "Go back to the station and tell Jivvar and Greer that I sent you to help us find Goldman and Sykes."
  1069. «Mr.Jared» "I understand Egg, but i better be compensated for all this time without you."
  1070. «Egg_Discord» I kiss him more passionately then ever before. "When I'm through with you, Jared, you won't be able to walk for months."
  1071. «SpitFire» *we join with the group* "who all is going and who is staying?"
  1072. «Ewo» "I'd say something, but I don't have a say I guess."
  1073. «Puck» I run alongside Spit and Heartfire
  1074. «SpitFire» "you have a say now heart"
  1075. «Mr.Jared» "Il be waiting for the news Egg! stay say my sweetness"
  1076. «SpitFire» "Egg and I are going for sure, who else?"
  1077. «Ewo» "I'm staying."
  1078. «Globebutt» "I'm going."
  1079. «SpitFire» "then Heart, you keep Jared safe"
  1080. «Puck» "Don't worry, it'll turn out alright, you can stay out of the thick of things.
  1081. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  1082. «Egg_Discord» "Jared is going to help the police find Sykes and Goldman. The rest of us are running on ahead to stop them before they leave. Heartfire... Stay with Jared."
  1083. «Puck» I stroke her back reassuingly
  1084. «SpitFire» "Egg, me, Globe, and Puck?"
  1085. «Egg_Discord» (Shut your whore mouth, Globe. You're jealous that I've got a hot mare to come home to.)
  1086. «Ewo» "...Okay."
  1087. «Egg_Discord» "Let's go folks!" I lead the other three into the heat of battle.
  1088. «Globebutt» (Well, yeah. My one roomate's dead and the other two became lesbian lovers. Could you blame me if I were sour?)
  1089. «Puck» "I've gotta go make sure Spitfire doesn't do anything stupid. We'll be back bright as rain, don't you worry."
  1090. «SpitFire» *takes off with them*
  1091. «Globebutt» (I'm like the ultimate in third wheels.)
  1092. «Egg_Discord» (Shut up for now. We've got a conspiracy to crack)
  1093. «Globebutt» And so set off to crack a conspiracy we did.
  1094. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  1095. «Egg_Discord» We charge for the motel. What's the situation when we get there?
  1096. «Egg_Discord» *Hotel
  1097. «Ewo» I motion for us to go.
  1098. «SpitFire» (try having you girl friend/ fianac run off with your best friend)
  1099. «Mr.Jared» *turns around*
  1100. «Mr.Jared» "Alright, who is here again?"
  1101. «SpitFire» "Puck do you plan to make it work with that mare you met in the bar?"
  1102. «Globebutt» (That sounds too plausible.)
  1103. «Puck» I blush "Oh shush you, mr whiskey breath."
  1104. «HTBK» *A-hem.*
  1105. «SpitFire» (I had it happen with 2 of them, so I I have an idea about being left out...)
  1106. «Egg_Discord» (Yes, Mr. GM?)
  1107. «Puck» Whose head is talking?
  1108. «Egg_Discord» Jared... I'll come back for you. I promise.
  1109. «SpitFire» "THen you'll make it back in one piece Puck"
  1110. «Mr.Jared» "Come on, We are wasting time!"
  1111. «Mr.Jared» *limps off*
  1112. «Ewo» I follow him
  1113. «Egg_Discord» (HT, how long til we make it to the hotel? And has Jivvar rejoined us yet?)
  1114. «HTBK» *The King's cross is nothing much to look it. It stands a meager two stories tall and is rendered in a style that tangentially resembles Caribbean. It seems more like the place a money-savvy family would stay on their trip to the panhandle, than lodgings for two of the most powerful people under the earth. Inside, the place is similarly plain: electric lights, discount carpeting, and rooms that are satisfactory if not extravagant. Evidently, Goldman did not acquire his fortune by splurging.*
  1115. «Egg_Discord» Is there anyone at the counter? Where's Jivvar?"
  1116. «Globebutt» Did we get a room number?
  1117. «Puck» (>LIGHTBULBS<)
  1118. «Egg_Discord» (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geOIJPzJLRw Fitting music for the last battle, given the parallels to Gurren Lagann)
  1119. «Ewo» I turn to Jared, talking to him, but more talking to myself "I didn't think I'd still be so cynical as a pony, but I don't really think I'm stepping out of line here..."
  1120. «HTBK» *There is, in fact, someone working reception. Jivvar's exact location cannot be divined for sure, but it stands to reason that even now he races to the scene.*
  1121. «Mr.Jared» *slows a little*
  1122. «Mr.Jared» "What?"
  1123. «Ewo» "...Nevermind."
  1124. «Mr.Jared» "How close are we?"
  1125. «Egg_Discord» "Excuse, me! Ma'am, or sir?" I bang on the desk's side a little bit. This world was not made for ponies.
  1126. «Egg_Discord» (we're there, Jared)
  1127. «Ewo» "Where are you going?"
  1128. «Egg_Discord» (oh, nevermind)
  1129. «Mr.Jared» "police remember, we cant do this by ourselfs"
  1130. «HTBK» *The receptionist is a unicorn, of all things. She seems to be into her 40's, if her grayed mane is anything to go by.*
  1131. «HTBK» "Ello?"
  1132. «Globebutt» "Hello."
  1133. «Puck» (It's a dye job)
  1134. «Ewo» "Fair enough I suppose. Maybe they'll agree with me, or at least tell me the actual use of trying."
  1135. «Egg_Discord» "Excuse me, we're looking for our friends, under the names of Sykes and Goldman. Do you know which room they would be in?"
  1136. «HTBK» (ALLO! DEsert Bus is Live, now.)
  1137. «SpitFire» (not touching that one)
  1138. «HTBK» (Prep just started.)
  1139. «HTBK» *She seems visibly surprised by that.*
  1140. «HTBK» "Um...yes. Yes. Room 13, up top."
  1141. «HTBK» *out in the street, the clattering of many hooves heralds the arrival of your backup.*
  1142. «Globebutt» A two-story affair, eh.
  1143. «Egg_Discord» "Thanks you ma'am. Let's move guys!" I lead them to the room number.
  1144. «Globebutt» I follow.
  1145. «Egg_Discord» What sort of door are we dealing with?"
  1146. «SpitFire» *turns and follows while readying the knives*
  1147. «HTBK» *It's a hotel room door. Not much to look at.*
  1148. «Puck» I am following too of course.
  1149. «Egg_Discord» What's it made of? Metal? Wood?
  1150. «Globebutt» Can we hear any noises inside?
  1151. «Ewo» "Sykes is going to profit from all this no matter what."
  1152. «HTBK» *Wood. And yes, you can.*
  1153. «Globebutt» Can we make out what they're saying?
  1154. «HTBK» *It's Sykes, audibly flustered.*
  1155. «SpitFire» *I look at globe* "what are you thinking"
  1156. «Egg_Discord» What about Goldman?
  1157. «HTBK» "Dammit, Braxton, I didn't mean any of this! *I* am not to be held--"
  1158. «Globebutt» ...We still want to ask her about her hair?
  1159. «HTBK» "--Oh yes you are, Helena!"
  1160. «HTBK» *They are, in fact, arguing.*
  1161. «Egg_Discord» I'm gonna try a spell to bust open the door.
  1162. «HTBK» *...I think we'll ask someone else, Globe.*
  1163. «Puck» "braxton?" I whisper
  1164. «Egg_Discord» Preferably, the murder spell from earlier
  1165. «SpitFire» "wait, maybe we can open it with out the seeing us"
  1166. «HTBK» *Foll for it, homeboy.*
  1167. «Globebutt» (Level 1 Murder.)
  1168. «Egg_Discord» (4)
  1169. «Ewo» "Unless Sykes is faking it, and she's not actually a seer, there's no way she'll get justice per se."
  1170. «HTBK» *WHAM*
  1171. «Puck» I am surprise.
  1172. «HTBK» *With a burst of light and noise, the door is blasted open, and slams into the wall. The conversation stops abruptly.*
  1173. «Globebutt» I flutter up into the air.
  1174. «Puck» "Uhhh...."
  1175. «HTBK» *Down on the first floor, the familiar burst of flame announces Jivvar's arrival, no doubt with aid.*
  1176. «SpitFire» "screw it!" *as I pull out the daggers and charge in*
  1177. «Puck» "Halt Criminal Scum!"
  1178. «Egg_Discord» "Hello Goldman. I was worried when you weren't at the police station, so I thought I'd come by to check up on you."
  1179. «Globebutt» (So much for "Hello. Mind if we join you?")
  1180. «Egg_Discord» I set my sights on Helena.
  1181. «Globebutt» I blink in disbelief. "Spitfire!"\
  1182. «Egg_Discord» "You. Seer. You and I are going to talk right now."
  1183. «Ewo» "Jared, what I'm trying to say is that seeing the future perfectly is just as fake as magic and shapeshifting."
  1184. «Globebutt» I race after her. Can't have her killing Helena!
  1185. «Egg_Discord» "Leave her be. I want to have a word with her before anyone does anything." I have a determined look in my eye. This is personal
  1186. «Mr.Jared» "exactly..."
  1187. «SpitFire» *I pull the knife but stop at her throat*
  1188. «HTBK» *A stab-happy lunatic, a Cyrodilic Guardsman, a pegasus, and someone with a flamethrower on her head just burst in.*
  1189. «Puck» >Despite that line I am rather unsure as to what action to take< I stand in the doorway.
  1190. «Egg_Discord» "I hope you're happy with what you've done, Helena."
  1191. «Ewo» "...Jared, you do realize that both you and I were humans, and magic is real, right?"
  1192. «SpitFire» "Hears the deal, we ask questoin you answer right, you might live!"
  1193. «Mr.Jared» "sorry. i keep thinking about Egg"
  1194. «Ewo» I sigh
  1195. «HTBK» *I don't think you can blame them for their stunned silence, with Helena interrupting it only to limbo under and past Spitfire's blade.*
  1196. «Egg_Discord» "You've ruined thousands of lives."
  1197. «Globebutt» "Spitfire! Put the knives down."
  1198. «Mr.Jared» "Magic" *sigh* "We all need a little magic right now"
  1199. «Egg_Discord» "You've sold everyone in my city out to be pets for some rich aristocrats."
  1200. «SpitFire» *I don't look back I just keep my eyes locked on her* "why?!"
  1201. «Globebutt» (Are selling. There's still people left. We had a receptionist at the desk.)
  1202. «Egg_Discord» "You tricked me into causing all of this to happen to avoid getting your hands dirty."
  1203. «Globebutt» "We need answers."
  1204. «Ewo» "Just ask a unicorn."
  1205. «Globebutt» "...It wasn't just you, Egg!"
  1206. «Egg_Discord» "And worst of all, you are responsible for the death of my brother."
  1207. «Mr.Jared» "What is it like, being able to cast magic Heart?"
  1208. «Egg_Discord» I ignore Globe. I'm on a roll.
  1209. «Ewo» "...How should I know?"
  1210. «HTBK» *Behind you, the thudding of many boots makes it very plain who's just arrived. For the moment, now, they hold their peace.*
  1211. «Egg_Discord» "And what was all of this for? A good public image? Money? Keeping yourself at the top?"
  1212. «Mr.Jared» "I dont know..."
  1213. «Puck» "Oh, hello gentlemen."
  1214. «Globebutt» "And why us?"
  1215. «Mr.Jared» "Well there is the station there"
  1216. «Mr.Jared» "lets get this kicking"
  1217. «Egg_Discord» "You were willing to ruin so many lives to save your own sorry ass. And you thought you could get away with it because you can see the future."
  1218. «Ewo» "You know what hotel it is, right?"
  1219. «Mr.Jared» "Yea, i think..."
  1220. «Puck» I turn to face them, "Nice day isn't it, good weather and all that?"
  1221. «HTBK» *Jivvar leads the pack, and he simply nods.*
  1222. «SpitFire» *I glare at her intensly* "Stop this...now!"
  1223. «Globebutt» "...Can you still speak?"
  1224. «Egg_Discord» "Did you honestly think you could change the future?"
  1225. «Mr.Jared» "Heart... come on"
  1226. «Ewo» I head into the police station with Jared.
  1227. «Mr.Jared» *enters building*
  1228. «HTBK» *She nods, Globe.*
  1229. «Egg_Discord» "Did you think that someone wouldn't stand up to you and stop you? Did you think we wouldn't get as far as we did?"
  1230. «HTBK» *She blinks, and clears her throat. When she speaks, you can hear the fire that defined her earlier performance, but it is heavily subdued. More of an ember, really.*
  1231. «Mr.Jared» "Oh egg..."
  1232. «Globebutt» "Egg. Let her answer."
  1233. «HTBK» *The receptionist looks down at you, Jared and Heartfire.*
  1234. «Ewo» (Egg I would be very snarky right now if you weren't in a completely different place)
  1235. «Egg_Discord» "I'M NOT FINISHED!" I yell in anger
  1236. «HTBK» "--duly noted."
  1237. «HTBK» *She blinks again.*
  1238. «Globebutt» I glare. "Well, get on with it then!"
  1239. «Ewo» "Can you explain to the police what's happened?"
  1240. «Mr.Jared» "We have info on the recent case off Goldman and Sykes "
  1241. «Globebutt» "I want some goddamn answers." I mutter
  1242. «Egg_Discord» "I could kill you right now. I have every reason to use my magic that you "blessed" me with and reduce you to a crisp."
  1243. «SpitFire» *I keep the dagger at her throat and keep my eyes on her*
  1244. «HTBK» *The receptionist nods.*
  1245. «HTBK» "Yes?"
  1246. «SpitFire» "and if she's kill you, I will!"
  1247. «HTBK» *Spitfire, you may wish to learn what someone "Moving away" means. Because she did that earlier.*
  1248. «Globebutt» something about college, high school, textbooks, and bad question writing.
  1249. «Egg_Discord» "But I'm not a monster like you are. I've already lost a close friend today, and I don't feel like seeing any more blood shed today."
  1250. «Mr.Jared» The King's cross
  1251. «SpitFire» (sorry I must have missed that post)
  1252. «Mr.Jared» "The King's cross, they have bee last seen iding out there"
  1253. «Globebutt» "I just want a fucking why," I mutter.
  1254. «HTBK» "...Who has?"
  1255. «HTBK» *Helena just keeps her silence, as does Goldman.*
  1256. «Egg_Discord» "When this is over, you are going to face justice. You are going to pay for every life you're ruined, every life you've snuffed out."
  1257. «Puck» (where is this baxter fellow in all this hubbub?)
  1258. «Mr.Jared» "Goldman and Sykes, recent fugitives and believed to be workign against the system"
  1259. «HTBK» *No sign of anyone named Baxter.*
  1260. «HTBK» "...They are?"
  1261. «Egg_Discord» "And if you truly can see the future, I think you know exactly what the future holds in store for you."
  1262. «Globebutt» I conspicuously pretend to check a wristwatch on my foreleg.
  1263. «Mr.Jared» "I do belive so ma,mn"
  1264. «HTBK» "...Do you know what "fugitive" means, ma'am?"
  1265. «Egg_Discord» "If there's anything you want to say, both of you say it now before the police arrive. What do you have to say for yourself, Helena?"
  1266. «HTBK» *She blinks, and points to the police who have blocked up the hallway.*
  1267. «Globebutt» "...Would you just tell us why us?"
  1268. «HTBK» "If you weren't hiding behind innocent men, there wouldn't be enough of you to fill a matchbook."
  1269. «Puck» I'm making small talk with them.
  1270. «Mr.Jared» "Well, if it is true that they were the ones to cause the panic that killed all those civilians, then yes id call them fugitives"
  1271. «SpitFire» "you turned people into ponies, then break there minds to make them pets... add in the death of our friend and the attack a few hours ago... you'd be choice your workd carefuly"
  1272. «HTBK» *The receptionist blinks.*
  1273. «HTBK» "Fugitive means someone who is on the run from the law, little pony."
  1274. «SpitFire» (words*)
  1275. «Mr.Jared» "And i Do belive they are on the run, Ma,am
  1276. «Egg_Discord» "No. You're right about that."
  1277. «Mr.Jared» "
  1278. «HTBK» "I don't think so."
  1279. «SpitFire» *feel a cold chill run down my spine from that comment*
  1280. «Egg_Discord» "But even without the police, we would've stopped you."
  1281. «HTBK» "Hm."
  1282. «Globebutt» (Who said "Hm"?)
  1283. «Mr.Jared» "Then why are they all the way out there, why not stay in the city?"
  1284. «HTBK» *You can see the icy contempt behind her eyes. She would very much like to make you stop being a thing.*
  1285. «HTBK» "...The King's Cross is in the city, ma'am."
  1286. «HTBK» *The receptionist looks a little bit confused.*
  1287. «Ewo» "Um, miss, I also have knowledge that people are trying to break into that hotel at this moment, going after the two."
  1288. «Egg_Discord» I stare right back into her eyes. I am not afraid of her.
  1289. «HTBK» (Helena did, Globe.)
  1290. «HTBK» "...They are? Oh, I suppose our squad will catch them."
  1291. «SpitFire» *I keep my eyes locked on her*
  1292. «HTBK» *With a professional nod, Egg, she raises her hands above her head.*
  1293. «Mr.Jared» *aside to Ewo* About time...
  1294. «HTBK» "Come to take us in, then."
  1295. «Egg_Discord» "...No."
  1296. «Ewo» "...I don't know if that'll work."
  1297. «Globebutt» She won't answer my one goddamn question!
  1298. «Ewo» this'll*
  1299. «Egg_Discord» "I'll let the officers do that. But first, you answer my friend's god damn question."
  1300. «Puck» still to the squad "... and then I met this nice mare named Faith, and we played..."
  1301. «HTBK» "Why you?"
  1302. «Ewo» "I... I think I just made things worse."
  1303. «Mr.Jared» "Heart, we only need to get them there, it rest will come out in the wash"
  1304. «HTBK» *She narrows her eyes.*
  1305. «Globebutt» "That's what I asked."
  1306. «Mr.Jared» "How do you figure?"
  1307. «HTBK» "The topside is burning. The people here are on the edge of panic. Lower Earth itself could be at risk."
  1308. «Egg_Discord» (Who was Why you aimed at?)
  1309. «HTBK» "And the most you have to ask is "Why you"."
  1310. «Ewo» "They'll show up and arrest everyone except Goldman and Sykes. I suppose everyone will probably be safer that way at least.."
  1311. «HTBK» "With that attitude? Consider it karma."
  1312. «SpitFire» "Stop madness and put every back they way there were"
  1313. «Mr.Jared» "Thats part 2 of the plan Heart."
  1314. «Egg_Discord» where are the cops right now?
  1315. «Mr.Jared» "How fast can you run?"
  1316. «Globebutt» "I think you've got it backwards, Sykes."
  1317. «HTBK» *She snorts and approaches the police.*
  1318. «Mr.Jared» (comming)
  1319. «HTBK» *The police are in the hallway, looking in. The officer in charge is already presenting handcuffs.*
  1320. «Ewo» "Oh, no, you're not running at all."
  1321. «Egg_Discord» I'm keeping an eye on her. I have my fire spell ready in case she decides to try anything funny.
  1322. «SpitFire» *I can my hands shaking with rage*
  1323. «Globebutt» I fly over toward her.
  1324. «Mr.Jared» "Heart, You know you cant stop me, right?"
  1325. «Globebutt» "I'll expect a better answer later." Jitters... whoever you are... wouldn't you like one too?
  1326. «HTBK» *The cuffs go on. Jivvar shakes his head at Helena in a "shame on you" sort of way.*
  1327. «HTBK» *I want to know why us.*
  1328. «HTBK» *I really do.*
  1329. «SpitFire» * "I could put this knife right her heart if she had one"* I mutter to myself as I watch
  1330. «Globebutt» I think we know everything else.
  1331. «Mr.Jared» *begins to trot off*
  1332. «HTBK» *Goldman rises from his--or her, as she is still wearing her pony form--and trots after Helena.*
  1333. «Ewo» "I promised to keep you safe."
  1334. «Mr.Jared» "Then lets hurry it up then"
  1335. «Egg_Discord» I glance at him, giving him a disappointed look."
  1336. «Ewo» "Let's at least slow it down, or I can guarantee you're going to hurt yourself"
  1337. «Ewo» I follow Jared.
  1338. «HTBK» *Both of them just walk, surrounded on all sides by the police.*
  1339. «SpitFire» * move into Globe and egg*
  1340. «Globebutt» I take a quick look around the room.
  1341. «Egg_Discord» "...So."
  1342. «Mr.Jared» "Shoot, how far are we from there?"
  1343. «Egg_Discord» "It's all over now."
  1344. «HTBK» *It's a modestly-furnished hotel room. Only one suitcase between them.*
  1345. «Ewo» "A while."
  1346. «Globebutt» "I'm not sure it is."
  1347. «Mr.Jared» "Crap..."
  1348. «Globebutt» I head over to the suitcase.
  1349. «SpitFire» "no it's not the change hasn't stopped"
  1350. «Egg_Discord» I just watch Jared.
  1351. «Globebutt» Open already, pony-friendly, or fingers-only?
  1352. «Puck» I go to globe "Guys, can of worms."
  1353. «Mr.Jared» "I hope egg is alright..."
  1354. «Puck» I point to the case.
  1355. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  1356. «HTBK» *Already open, Globe. It's a selection of casual wear and business suits.*
  1357. «Mr.Jared» "Heartfire, what are you going to do after all this?"
  1358. «Egg_Discord» I look inside. What wrong with the suitcase?
  1359. «Ewo» "...Why would you ask me how far we are from the hotel? I don't even know what it's called"
  1360. «Puck» "I can tell...."
  1361. «Globebutt» I try to look under the clothes for anything unusual.
  1362. «Ewo» "And I don't know. I just hope above else that you guys are fine."
  1363. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  1364. «Puck» "Guys......"
  1365. «Ewo» all else*
  1366. «Globebutt» "...Puck?"
  1367. «Egg_Discord» I walk up to Puck.
  1368. «HTBK» *She seems to have brought some light reading. Globe.*
  1369. «Mr.Jared» "I hope the same too Heart"
  1370. «Puck» "It's a can of worms. Just saying."
  1371. «Globebutt» Anything interesting?
  1372. «HTBK» *Just some trashy sci-fi novels, probably purchased from Topside. That, and that heinous vial from her rally...*
  1373. «Puck» "One way or another. Not all worms are nasty, but...."
  1374. «SpitFire» *I turn to egg*, "what do we do now?"
  1375. «Mr.Jared» "I don't know what to do Heart, after this..."
  1376. «Ewo» "And really, I'd rather all you be fine then trying to get some revenge that just... won't work out."
  1377. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  1378. «Globebutt» I don't want to have anything to do with that. I prefer high fantasy and magitech anyway.
  1379. «Egg_Discord» "Grab the suitcase. That vial doesn't belong up here."
  1380. «Puck» (hahaha)
  1381. «Mr.Jared» "I'm just relieved... if this all works out..."
  1382. «Egg_Discord» "And then? We go home."
  1383. «Ewo» "I thought you were in all that dreamy romantic thoughts. I thought you would think you'd do something like live with Egg forever and that's all you care about."
  1384. «Globebutt» "...I'm not sure we can." I land.
  1385. «SpitFire» *walk over to them, knives still in hand*
  1386. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  1387. «Egg_Discord» "What are you guys gonna do?"
  1388. «Globebutt» "...Won't you put those damn knives away? Someone could get hurt."
  1389. «Mr.Jared» "I did say that, did'nt I?"
  1390. «Puck» "you'll poke an eye out."
  1391. «Egg_Discord» "Globe? Puck? Spit?"
  1392. «Globebutt» "I'm not sure. I'm... clearly still a horse here. But so's the rest of town."
  1393. «Puck» "hmm?"
  1394. «Ewo» "I just guessed. I've thought I was in love before."
  1395. «Mr.Jared» "Since she is gone... that means we can be handled again..."
  1396. «Globebutt» "I'm not sure... I'm not sure Jitters is Jitterbean any more. You're moving down under with Jared. And Write is dead."
  1397. «Puck» "She's not gone, she's just not here."
  1398. «Puck» (scratch that)
  1399. «SpitFire» *I just glare with anger* "someone was suppose to get hurt..." *as I put them away*
  1400. «Puck» (damn pony ears)
  1401. «Egg_Discord» "Let it go, Spit."
  1402. «Globebutt» I sigh.
  1403. «HTBK» *One moment, please.*
  1404. «Egg_Discord» "If we hurt her, we would have been the bad guys."
  1405. «Puck» I hug spits legs
  1406. «Globebutt» (i want a tight, fuzzy hug from a pone so bad)
  1407. «Ewo» "Look, you both obviously like each other at the moment. All you should be concerned with is making the most of that."
  1408. «Puck» (well get yourselves over here)
  1409. «SpitFire» *I look down at puck, and then reach down and hug him back*
  1410. «Egg_Discord» I hug Globe
  1411. «Egg_Discord» "It's over, Globe. We're safe."
  1412. «Mr.Jared» "But do i love her? Or is it some sort of mind trick? Heartfire, Too many games have been played with my mind"
  1413. «Mr.Jared» "I want clarity, i want the truth"
  1414. «SpitFire» "Egg... she will never tell us how fix this or remove the mental change...,"
  1415. «Globebutt» "But everything's different now, and I don't know where to go. Neither of the Is up here."
  1416. «Ewo» "It doesn't matter whether or not you 'actually' love her, what matters is you should have the time of your life thinking to the core of your being that you do."
  1417. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  1418. «Egg_Discord» "We'll find a way to fix this."
  1419. «Puck» "I know."
  1420. «Egg_Discord» "I know that even if Sykes won't help us, Goldman will."
  1421. «Mr.Jared» "She needs me, dosent she?"
  1422. «SpitFire» *turn and look at gold* "do you know what we could do now to counter this?"
  1423. «Puck» "A picnic. With fresh apples, and booze, and fresh apple booze."
  1424. «HTBK» *Jivvar coughs into his hoof, Egg.*
  1425. «HTBK» "Forgetting someone?"
  1426. «Mr.Jared» "I guess you are right Heart"
  1427. «Egg_Discord» "Right, sorry, Doctor."
  1428. «Egg_Discord» I walk up to Jivvar.
  1429. «Ewo» I think for a second "Yeah, she does... but not by rushing in trying to save her. That's just endangering yourself."
  1430. «Puck» "Jivvar, would you like to come to the picnic as well?"
  1431. «Egg_Discord» "Doctor Jivvar. Back in the bar. I'm sorry I doubted you. If there's ever a favor, feel free to ask me. And if you're ever in town, stop by and visit."
  1432. «HTBK» "Fraid not. I've got business up to."
  1433. «HTBK» "Of course, Egg. I'll make sure."
  1434. «Mr.Jared» "Heart, why did you choose to turn into a pony? What drove you?"
  1435. «Puck» "Ah, well, nothing for it then. Another time."
  1436. «SpitFire» "I'm glad you weren't hurt this time Puck"
  1437. «Egg_Discord» "Come on, guys. Let's head back. I'm sure that Jared and Heartfire are worried about us."
  1438. «Ewo» "I was thinking of offing myself otherwise. Of course, really, I think it's the better option for me now."
  1439. «Globebutt» ( http://youtu.be/Pf9UMLjAYFY not sure if it's relevant, but i feel it's setting an appropriate mood)
  1440. «Puck» I look up at him, "Who me? Yeah, wasn't worried for an instant." *eye/ear twitch*
  1441. «SpitFire» *I join up with egg, globe and puck* "yah lets go"
  1442. «Egg_Discord» I lead all five of us back to the the city.
  1443. «Mr.Jared» *sigh* "..."
  1444. «Ewo» I start singing softly "You had a love. And that love had you. And nothing mattered, you were fine. And some would complain, they're just bitter, what a shame, they know that loving and losing is better than nothing at all."
  1445. «HTBK» *Back up top?*
  1446. «Globebutt» (No objections to immediate scene change.)
  1447. «Egg_Discord» Do we meet Jared and Heartfire on our way back to the city?
  1448. «Egg_Discord» No. Back to Lower Earth
  1449. «HTBK» *Just outside the door, you mean.*
  1450. «SpitFire» "Puck you were never a good lier*
  1451. «Mr.Jared» "Hold on..."
  1452. «Ewo» "...Hmm?"
  1453. «Egg_Discord» Right.
  1454. «Mr.Jared» -no no no no, dont you dare stop leg-
  1455. «Puck» "I dont know what you're talking about, the giant heavily armed guards and I had a very nice talk." *twitch*
  1456. «Mr.Jared» "Its...... oh dear god this was a horrible idea"
  1457. «Egg_Discord» As we head back, do we meet up with Heartfire and Jared?
  1458. «SpitFire» *I look at puck* "what are you going to do now?"
  1459. «Mr.Jared» *sits down*
  1460. «Puck» "I'
  1461. «HTBK» *Where do you go in the city?*
  1462. «Puck» "-I'm really not sure.."
  1463. «Mr.Jared» "Damn it, Why now?"
  1464. «Globebutt» (Coffee shop. Clearly.)
  1465. «Egg_Discord» To wherever Jared and Heartfire are. That's all that matters.
  1466. «Mr.Jared» "Heart, go back and get sombody"
  1467. «HTBK» *That would be the police station. And yes, yes you do.*
  1468. «Ewo» "...What's going on?"
  1469. «Egg_Discord» We all head back to the station
  1470. «Egg_Discord» I walk in and see Jared.
  1471. «Puck» "What are -you- gonna do Mr. fur face?"
  1472. «Mr.Jared» "Its getting to painful to walk"
  1473. «HTBK» *well, slightly a ways *from* the police station.*
  1474. «HTBK» *Because they'd started off for the hotel.*
  1475. «SpitFire» (was that aid at me Puck?)
  1476. «Puck» (yessum)
  1477. «Mr.Jared» " I don't want to go further with these injurys"
  1478. «Mr.Jared» "Do this for me/"
  1479. «Mr.Jared» ?
  1480. «Ewo» "Well here everyone is."
  1481. «Egg_Discord» As we walk I see a familiar face in the distance.
  1482. «Mr.Jared» "hmm?"
  1483. «Egg_Discord» "JARED!" I call out
  1484. «HTBK» *As you walk down the street, Egg, you notice that Jared is nursing a sore leg.
  1485. «SpitFire» "I don't know, not like I've got anything for me back home, and I have about the same down here..."
  1486. «Egg_Discord» Seeing him there, I rush towards him, concerned for his wellbeing.
  1487. «Mr.Jared» -oh god here sheiswtfdo-
  1488. «SpitFire» "what the?" *as I move towards jared*
  1489. «Mr.Jared» *frozen*
  1490. «Ewo» I start crying a little.
  1491. «Egg_Discord» "JARED!" I call out as I reach him. "Jared, are you okay? Are you hurt? What's wrong?"
  1492. «Mr.Jared» "You came back..."
  1493. «Mr.Jared» "What happened?"
  1494. «Puck» "You aren't gonna miss flying now that you're stuck with wings the-- hey what happened with the leg?"
  1495. «Egg_Discord» "...It's over. Sykes is in custody."
  1496. «Mr.Jared» "So you did it"
  1497. «Mr.Jared» "You all did it"
  1498. «Egg_Discord» I shake my head. "No."
  1499. «SpitFire» "Puck I'd need to be human, and I can't fly with these wings"
  1500. «Egg_Discord» I move in to hug Jared. "We did it. Together."
  1501. «Ewo» "I-I honestly worried you'd all be dead...."
  1502. «Globebutt» Still didn't get any answers. Wonder what ways they have of making people talk.
  1503. «Puck» "HAH, Ha! Yeah, We were fine!" *twitch twitch*
  1504. «Mr.Jared» "No!"*jerks back, sending a fresh wave of pain p my side* "I did nothing to help!"
  1505. «Mr.Jared» EGH
  1506. «SpitFire» "it's not over yet, she won't take or counter the spell"
  1507. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! Take it easy!" I say rushing to help him.
  1508. «Egg_Discord» "You did more than enough Jared. In fact, you id the most important thing of all."
  1509. «Ewo» "I'm just really glad you guys are all alright is all." Tears run down my cheeks.
  1510. «Mr.Jared» "I was simply the one who stood aside while everyone else had there part"
  1511. «Mr.Jared» "How?"
  1512. «Ewo» "I just got all numb inside, almost certain you all wouldn't make it."
  1513. «Egg_Discord» "...You were the reason I kept fighting so hard."
  1514. «Puck» "Ohh, Heartsie, come here..."
  1515. «Mr.Jared» "Egg, But why?"
  1516. «Ewo» I hug Puck really tight.
  1517. «Egg_Discord» "Because... I love you. I really do."
  1518. «SpitFire» "so puck, what are you going to do about the mare in the bar?"
  1519. «Mr.Jared» -There it is again... those words-
  1520. «Mr.Jared» -I love you...-
  1521. «Mr.Jared» -What changed between us?-
  1522. «Mr.Jared» -What happened?-
  1523. «Globebutt» I'm going to go find somewhere to sit down.
  1524. «Puck» "I- she was just a friend was all..."
  1525. «Egg_Discord» "Everything I said in the tavern? In the clinic? Outside the rally? I meant every word of it."
  1526. «SpitFire» "let go sit down" *as I head towards globe*
  1527. «HTBK» *Sitting down would be good.*
  1528. «Puck» "Like you and Heartsie, and all the rest of you..."
  1529. «Mr.Jared» "I... I still know that is was really only you egg, you saved us all"
  1530. «Mr.Jared» "You fricking did it"
  1531. «Globebutt» Beats standing around with no one to talk to. They all seem pretty happy. It's like we're the only ones who didn't get what they wanted.
  1532. «Mr.Jared» "And now its over"
  1533. «HTBK» *We didn't?*
  1534. «Mr.Jared» "What now?"
  1535. «HTBK» *I've got you. And we've got coffee.*
  1536. «HTBK» *...And I guess you'll get to be human again.*
  1537. «Egg_Discord» "...What now?"
  1538. «Globebutt» "There's the question of the hour."
  1539. «Egg_Discord» I help lift Jared up, supporting his bad leg.
  1540. «Mr.Jared» "Yea egg, sooner or later, we can be handled again"
  1541. «Ewo» I walk up to Globe and poke him "You know, I never was able to talk to you about what I wanted to."
  1542. «SpitFire» "globe puck are you still dealing with Jitters and Bright"
  1543. «Mr.Jared» "and choices have to be made"
  1544. «Egg_Discord» "We're getting you back to the hospital first thing, where you're staying until you get better."
  1545. «Puck» I watch globe walk off... "Oh- hold on heartfire. I'm about to spits...."
  1546. «Egg_Discord» "And then..."
  1547. «Globebutt» I look up to Heartfire. "Huh?"
  1548. «Puck» I break off from the group and run after globe, leaping onto her
  1549. «Globebutt» Then I'
  1550. «Globebutt» (Fucking ' key.)
  1551. «Egg_Discord» "I'm going to start my new life as Wispy Woods."
  1552. «SpitFire» *I walk over to puck and globe*
  1553. «Egg_Discord» "I'm happy right now, Jared"
  1554. «Ewo» "I've just... never felt anything like you have with Jitters... and it bugs me."
  1555. «Puck» "Globe, talk to hearfire. I need to talk to Jitters later."
  1556. «Puck» I eye them keenly.
  1557. «Egg_Discord» "I've made peace with Jared's death. I brought the one who did this to us to justice. I stopped this from happening to anyone else."
  1558. «Globebutt» That's an odd thing to say from on top of us.
  1559. «Globebutt» (You spelled Write wrong.)
  1560. «SpitFire» (Egg...Write...)
  1561. «Egg_Discord» Right
  1562. «Egg_Discord» Write
  1563. «Egg_Discord» Flubbed that
  1564. «SpitFire» (facepalm)
  1565. «Egg_Discord» *Write's death
  1566. «Egg_Discord» (Shut up and let me finish)
  1567. «Puck» Not that odd. I step off and sit nearby, watching the brick clounds drift by
  1568. «SpitFire» "Puck, where are you going to go now?"
  1569. «Ewo» (I never said I was on top of you)
  1570. «Globebutt» "O... okay."
  1571. «Puck» (I was)
  1572. «Egg_Discord» "I'm going to stay down here and see what sort of world this is. There's only one thing I want right now, though."
  1573. «Globebutt» "What do you mean, Heartfire?"
  1574. «Puck» "hm? Oh, you know, just watching the clouds." I stare intently at the brick.
  1575. «Ewo» "...Do you think I might not have something like that? Like Ewo and Heartfire are just pretty much one person, maybe a bit different at most?"
  1576. «Egg_Discord» "Jared... Can you do me a favor?"
  1577. «Puck» Pointing, "That one reminds me of a old house."
  1578. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  1579. «SpitFire» "will you become human again or stay like this"
  1580. «SpitFire» ?
  1581. «Egg_Discord» "I want you to be with me."
  1582. «Mr.Jared» "...yes?"
  1583. «Puck» "Assuming we can? well......"
  1584. «Globebutt» "I... I think you're write. I'm... not sure who I'm talking to, but Ewo just let Heartfire come in. I put up a fight."
  1585. «Mr.Jared» "Egg, how could i possibly leave you now"
  1586. «Mr.Jared» "I owe you my life"
  1587. «Mr.Jared» "Which i could never repay"
  1588. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  1589. «Globebutt» "It let us know each other, I guess."
  1590. «SpitFire» "Puck I'm trying to decide what to do, I can't go back like this..."
  1591. «Mr.Jared» "But stay i will, for you"
  1592. «Mr.Jared» "But thats the issue too egg,"
  1593. «Egg_Discord» "...?"
  1594. «Mr.Jared» "Who the hell am i and who do i want to be?"
  1595. «Ewo» "But... I feel like I'm the same, I just call myself something different"
  1596. «Globebutt» (s/you're write/you're right)
  1597. «Egg_Discord» "...You are Jared. You are my friend. My lover. My soul mate.
  1598. «SpitFire» "but puck... even if I could... I won't want to go back with out you"
  1599. «Mr.Jared» "Its been so long..."
  1600. «Globebutt» ...What do we tell her... tell them?
  1601. «Egg_Discord» "And who you want to be is for you to decide."
  1602. «HTBK» *...tell them about what?*
  1603. «Puck» I look up to him, "You know we've been buds since forever...."
  1604. «Egg_Discord» "I can't choose your future for you, and I don't want to. I want you to choose your own path."
  1605. «Globebutt» Everything they're asking.
  1606. «Mr.Jared» "My name is Jared, 20 or so, Male"
  1607. «Mr.Jared» *speaking to the sky*
  1608. «Egg_Discord» "And whatever you decide to do, I'll be there ready to support you."
  1609. «HTBK» *Keep our silence. They know what they want.*
  1610. «SpitFire» "I know, and you know your the closest thing I've got to family..."
  1611. «Mr.Jared» "One day, I woke up"
  1612. «Mr.Jared» "Was horse"
  1613. «Globebutt» "Is that really a problem?"
  1614. «Puck» I put a hoof to my chest "I don't know if I can leave it spits, I really don't."
  1615. «Mr.Jared» "Everyone else was becoming one too"
  1616. «Ewo» "It's not... I just... want to know I guess."
  1617. «Mr.Jared» "Closer and closer to the verdict"
  1618. «Ewo» "If I really didn't let Heart out yet."
  1619. «Mr.Jared» "The only thing keeping me alive was a freind"
  1620. «Puck» "I can try, but I don't want to lose what I've gained with Bright.."
  1621. «Mr.Jared» "He was one of the few i knew i could put my trust in"
  1622. «Globebutt» I shrug. "I can't help you there. Jitters came out kicking on her own."
  1623. «SpitFire» "I know that's why I'm staying"
  1624. «Puck» "You- you are?!"
  1625. «Mr.Jared» "And all throughout the journey, They grew stronger bonds and formed new ones... "
  1626. «HTBK» *Yes I did.*
  1627. «Puck» "But, all your dreams ....?"
  1628. «Mr.Jared» "The overcame challenges that no single one could face alone"
  1629. «Mr.Jared» "Though thick and thin"
  1630. «Ewo» "Well... if she hasn't yet... would you mind helping me a bit?"
  1631. «Ewo» "Well... helping her?"
  1632. «Mr.Jared» "Finaly the 1th hour struck and each became their true part in the scheme"
  1633. «SpitFire» "yah... well..." *as I flap my wing* "I will just need to finsh these"
  1634. «Globebutt» "...You'd have to ask Jitterbean."
  1635. «Mr.Jared» "Each one needed for one another"
  1636. «Ewo» "Well I am, aren't I?"
  1637. «Mr.Jared» "With this unity, they triumphed"
  1638. «Egg_Discord» I continue to sit there, listening to Jared.
  1639. «Globebutt» ...Can you help her? Help Heartfire?
  1640. «HTBK» *...Yeah. I can. We can, rather.*
  1641. «Mr.Jared» "Only to go back to... Well what did they go back too"
  1642. «Puck» I giggle a little, "One set of wings for another then?"
  1643. «Mr.Jared» "What parts of the lives they could salvage"
  1644. «Ewo» I roll on my back, assuming they knew what I meant
  1645. «Mr.Jared» "What did i do?"
  1646. «Globebutt» Well, then.
  1647. «SpitFire» "yah haha... but I wanted to know what you were planning with her was all" *as I reach out and hug puck*
  1648. «Mr.Jared» "I simply went for it"
  1649. «Globebutt» Jitterbean, why don't you drive?
  1650. «HTBK» *...Really?*
  1651. «Mr.Jared» "And hoped for the best"
  1652. «Globebutt» Sure. For a bit.
  1653. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  1654. «HTBK» *I, uh...don't know what to do.*
  1655. «Mr.Jared» "I should put that down somewhere"
  1656. «Globebutt» ...I think she wants a belly rub.
  1657. «Mr.Jared» "To remind me"
  1658. «Globebutt» Or, he does.
  1659. «Globebutt» They do.
  1660. «HTBK» *...Can we do it together?*
  1661. «Globebutt» Why not?
  1662. «Egg_Discord» I smile at Jared approvingly. I'll see if I can get Jivvar to put that down. Maybe I can do it if I can figure out how to use magic better?"
  1663. «Globebutt» We rub Ewo and Heartfire's belly.
  1664. «Egg_Discord» I walk towards him, sitting down next to him.
  1665. «HTBK» *Jitters throws in a raspberry just above the crotch.*
  1666. «Puck» "If you mean Faith again, I meant what I said, she's a fun friend, and I we might see each other again more, but I don't think it'd work out."
  1667. «Mr.Jared» "I need to revise it though... it needs more of a story,"
  1668. «HTBK» *It's the little things that make it work, Globe.*
  1669. «Globebutt» Oh, you.
  1670. «Mr.Jared» "More coarse with details"
  1671. «HTBK» *It's true.*
  1672. «Mr.Jared» "Less, rant like..."
  1673. «Puck» "For, you know... reasons.." I take a nervous glance behind us towards the group
  1674. «Egg_Discord» I put my arm around him. "I'm sure that we can find a ghostwriter to help put it into a book."
  1675. «Ewo» I look to thoroughly enjoy myself
  1676. «SpitFire» "who and what we are, or will be. Plus what was hunting us...?"
  1677. «Egg_Discord» "
  1678. «Mr.Jared» *embraces Egg* You know, Without you...
  1679. «Ewo» (I really wish these text fields had spell check enabled)
  1680. «HTBK» *Heartfire, it's...positively divine. When they throw in the raspberry, it's impossible to stifle the laughter.*
  1681. «Ewo» I don't try to stifle it
  1682. «HTBK» *The GM wishes to inform everyone not to wrap it all up and not to take too long, because he's got one last trick.*
  1683. «SpitFire» (damn it)
  1684. «Egg_Discord» (oh, come on.)
  1685. «HTBK» *When the laugh comes, Heartfire, it's impossible to tell who's making it--other than "you", that is.*
  1686. «Mr.Jared» "Egg, lets go [home]"
  1687. «Puck» (heheheh)
  1688. «Globebutt» (Sweetie Belle?)
  1689. «Egg_Discord» (What more could there possibly be?)
  1690. «HTBK» (A few answers.)
  1691. «Puck» "Some things we might never know buddy. Live life one hoofstep at a time..."
  1692. «Globebutt» (They're still selling a city full of ponies, all under quarantine, and that bitch still ain't said why.)
  1693. «Egg_Discord» "...Yeah." I say, helping Jared to his feet.
  1694. «SpitFire» "then maybe Puck you could help me get my wings with this body..." *I ask nervously*
  1695. «Mr.Jared» "Well, i can stand on it without killing myself"
  1696. «Mr.Jared» "thats good"
  1697. «Puck» "Sometimes life just deals you a wild card tha- wha?"
  1698. «Egg_Discord» "You sure you want to head back there? It's a long way and we can't drive anymore."
  1699. «Globebutt» (Tries to tell me I deserve not to know why she chose us to put her plan in action 'cuz I put her plan into action and then figured it out and ask for the last piece. Not fuckin' karma.)
  1700. «Egg_Discord» "I don't want you to hurt yourself."
  1701. «HTBK» *Home would be good, I think.*
  1702. «SpitFire» *I can feel my face turning red* "will you help me?"
  1703. «Egg_Discord» "Hey Globe! You wanna come to the house with me and Jared?"
  1704. «Globebutt» "...Huh? Down here? I'm not sure."
  1705. «Globebutt» nix that; misread it
  1706. «Puck» I blink up at him blushing a bit too, then shake my head to clear it "I- course I will buddy!"
  1707. «Globebutt» "...Yeah. Why not bring everyone else along, too?"
  1708. «Mr.Jared» "lets go back to the old house, for the sake of completeness "
  1709. «HTBK» *Jivvar, from the edge of the crowd, coughs.*
  1710. «Egg_Discord» "..Back to where it all began."
  1711. «HTBK» "May I stop in, after I'm done with cleanup?"
  1712. «Ewo» I get up "Well now I know."
  1713. «Mr.Jared» "sure thing boss"
  1714. «HTBK» "Ah, yer a sweetheart."
  1715. «Globebutt» "I don't see why not."
  1716. «Mr.Jared» "lets officly end this where we began"
  1717. «SpitFire» "let wait to see what the others doing first, but thank you" *I turn and look over*
  1718. «Egg_Discord» "Sure. It'll give you a chance to see what our lives were like before this happened."
  1719. «Egg_Discord» "Hey Ewo, Spitfire, Puck! Come one!"
  1720. «Ewo» "Jitterglobe, I'm just one person."
  1721. «Puck» "Yeah, maybe till we're not out in the street, ya know."
  1722. «SpitFire» *I stand and walk over to the group*
  1723. «Ewo» I then run up to Egg
  1724. «Puck» "Coming!"
  1725. «Globebutt» Guess not everyone can have what we do.
  1726. «Mr.Jared» (also i demand a epilog from the GM or else il cry)
  1727. «Egg_Discord» "Let's head off." I say as I lead them back to our place.
  1728. «Egg_Discord» When we get there, what's there waiting for us?
  1729. «Globebutt» (It's either the epilogue or disc 3. We've yet to see.)
  1730. «Puck» (oh my globe_
  1731. «SpitFire» (is this where the city blows up?)
  1732. «Mr.Jared» "home sweet home"
  1733. «Mr.Jared» (and we wake up from the dream)
  1734. «Egg_Discord» "...It almost just like how we left it, doesn't it?"
  1735. «Mr.Jared» "how long has it been?"
  1736. «Ewo» "...I kinda miss my house..."
  1737. «HTBK» (Epilogue indeed.)
  1738. «HTBK» (Definitely not disc 3.)
  1739. «Egg_Discord» "I think about two or three days. So much has happened since then."
  1740. «HTBK» *Is this...our house? Or still just yours.*
  1741. «Mr.Jared» "so many people have changed"*looks over everyone*
  1742. «Puck» "This is a nice place globe..."
  1743. «Ewo» ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwIe_sjKeAY )
  1744. «Egg_Discord» "...Changed for the better." I say as I peck him in the cheek.
  1745. «Globebutt» Mi casa es la suya.
  1746. «Mr.Jared» "Who were we the day before all this happened?"
  1747. «HTBK» *...What?*
  1748. «Globebutt» "...Thanks, Puck."
  1749. «HTBK» *wait, wait. Don't tell me.*
  1750. «HTBK» *It means...*
  1751. «Globebutt» It means welcome home.
  1752. «HTBK» *...Oh.*
  1753. «HTBK» *...Thanks.*
  1754. «Mr.Jared» "lets get inside"
  1755. «Mr.Jared» ...
  1756. «Egg_Discord» As we walk inside the house, what does it hold for us?
  1757. «SpitFire» *I trot in with Puck, now as a pony*
  1758. «HTBK» *Memories.*
  1759. «HTBK» *The coffee pot. The remains of a zune. A toppled-over bookshelf.*
  1760. «HTBK» *Just as you left it.*
  1761. «Mr.Jared» "Oh... my..."
  1762. «Globebutt» When did we topple that bookshelf again?
  1763. «HTBK» *Jared. Pulled it over onto herself.*
  1764. «Mr.Jared» *walks over to the shelf*
  1765. «Globebutt» Let's go fix that.
  1766. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  1767. «Puck» "It's really tidy too, how do you keep it so clean with how many people living here?"
  1768. «Egg_Discord» "There's the Zune we almost brought."
  1769. «Mr.Jared» *collapses*
  1770. «Ewo» "Erm... I appreciate you guys all inviting me over, but I think I want to go to my own place."
  1771. «Egg_Discord» "I wonder if it was a tracking devi-
  1772. «Puck» *so many
  1773. «HTBK» *Pizza boxes. Discarded liquor. Pillows.*
  1774. «Egg_Discord» JARED!"
  1775. «Mr.Jared» *tears in the eyes*
  1776. «HTBK» *And one very flat Jared.*
  1777. «HTBK» *Memories hit hard.*
  1778. «SpitFire» "Sounds like a home to me"
  1779. «HTBK» *A ceramic bowl filled with what used to be coffee but is no so much glorified brown water.
  1780. «Egg_Discord» "...It's okay, Jared. It's okay." I say, hugging him.
  1781. «Globebutt» "Do come back, Heartfire. Keep in touch."
  1782. «SpitFire» "Puck it's cleaner then our place was"
  1783. «Mr.Jared» "I stood here..."
  1784. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  1785. «Mr.Jared» "looked you in the eyes"
  1786. «Puck» I turn to heartfire "if you're sure, But stay out of trouble kay?" I say with a smile and a wink
  1787. «Mr.Jared» "and called you master..."
  1788. «Ewo» "Of course I will. Tomorrow at the latest, okay?"
  1789. «Globebutt» I try to lift the bookshelf back into place.
  1790. «HTBK» (Desert Bus was organized by "People who already miss sleep")
  1791. «Globebutt» I nod. "Sure."
  1792. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  1793. «HTBK» (So apparently we're LRR now?)
  1794. «Globebutt» (News to me.)
  1795. «HTBK» *It's easier said than done, Globe.*
  1796. «Mr.Jared» (LLR?)
  1797. «Ewo» "Can someone write down my number?"
  1798. «HTBK» *Then again, we're dead on our hooves.*
  1799. «SpitFire» (LRR?)
  1800. «Puck» to spitfire "I know right?, it's practically spotless..."
  1801. «HTBK» (LoadingReadyRun.)
  1802. «Globebutt» "...Someone wanna help me with this?"
  1803. «Egg_Discord» "You had no say in what happened there."
  1804. «Mr.Jared» "sure"
  1805. «Puck» "Oh, sure"
  1806. «Mr.Jared» *helps gloab*
  1807. «Mr.Jared» (damn it cant english)
  1808. «Egg_Discord» "Here, I'll give a hand too."
  1809. «SpitFire» "no pizza stuff in the furniture"
  1810. «Mr.Jared» ""
  1811. «Mr.Jared» "Hey, where is that camera?"
  1812. «HTBK» *Between the might of three small horses, the shelf goes right back up.*
  1813. «Globebutt» "Remember we just had a party the night before this all happened," I grunt as I push up the bookshelf.
  1814. «Puck» *Ugh* >Heavy...< "Not really Heartfire, but I've got a good memory.."
  1815. «Globebutt» "We cleaned before that."
  1816. «Egg_Discord» "You mean the video recorder? It's still in the bag."
  1817. «Ewo» "E-erm... can someone write down my number?"
  1818. «SpitFire» *moves in and helps*
  1819. «Globebutt» Jitters, do you know how to use a pencil?
  1820. «Globebutt» I don't know how to write without hands.
  1821. «HTBK» *Kinda. Maybe.*
  1822. «Globebutt» Let's try it.
  1823. «Egg_Discord» I move the bag off my back and rummage in there for it.
  1824. «Mr.Jared» "wanders some more"
  1825. «Egg_Discord» "Ah, here it is, Jared/"
  1826. «Globebutt» "Let us grab a pencil, Hertfire."
  1827. «Globebutt» I hope we keep that and a notepad by the phone somewhere.
  1828. «Mr.Jared» *goes over to over sized pile if quilts*
  1829. «Mr.Jared» of*
  1830. «HTBK» *I think you did.*
  1831. «Egg_Discord» I follow him in
  1832. «Egg_Discord» "Jared?"
  1833. «Ewo» "I never thought that writing something down would be an ordeal before all this"
  1834. «Mr.Jared» "I wonder if it was for the best..."
  1835. «Globebutt» "Come here, Ewo. We're gonna try."
  1836. «Puck» "Everyday a new challenge huh?"
  1837. «Egg_Discord» "What was?"
  1838. «Ewo» I walk over to Globe/Jitters
  1839. «Ewo» I rattle off the first number
  1840. «HTBK» *Can I drive?*
  1841. «Globebutt» Sure.
  1842. «Mr.Jared» "- oh!, its you... Just thinking of how i woke up a full opony"
  1843. «Mr.Jared» "here,"
  1844. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah. You mom made those quilts for you, right?"
  1845. «Mr.Jared» "Yea, barbra... right?"
  1846. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, that's it."
  1847. «HTBK» *Once again, that strange feeling of being there, and not, overtakes you. A few seconds later, you have the taste of eraser in your mouth, and the first number is written.*
  1848. «SpitFire» *flaps my wing a bit, and pluck a feather from one. Then I put it behind pucks ear*
  1849. «Mr.Jared» "Funny how that morning played out"
  1850. «HTBK» *The GM recalls it being "Bethany" and laughs.*
  1851. «Egg_Discord» "I still remember waking up and thinking I was on drugs."
  1852. «Ewo» I slowly rattle off the numbers, making sure they're written before I go on to the next one
  1853. «Mr.Jared» *flips off the invisible voice with his imaginary middel finger*
  1854. «Globebutt» I was going to ask if you were right or left handed, Jitterbean. I guess that's not a good question here, though.
  1855. «HTBK» *We're lead-tongued.*
  1856. «Puck» "Hey, wha- awww..." I turn my head to and fro, admiring it "Thanks, spits..." I smile at her
  1857. «Globebutt» If we're not crazy yet, licking lead's a sure way to get there...
  1858. «Mr.Jared» *wanders back over to couch and jumps up*
  1859. «HTBK» *Let's not do that.*
  1860. «Globebutt» Good plan.
  1861. «SpitFire» *I smile and give her a kiss on the cheek*
  1862. «Egg_Discord» "I woke up on the back of that thing. I can't believe I slept through that the whole night."
  1863. «Ewo» "I'll see all of you later, okay?"
  1864. «Mr.Jared» asdfasdsdafasdfasdf
  1865. «Egg_Discord» "Catch you later, Heartfire!"
  1866. «Mr.Jared» (damk keybopard
  1867. «Globebutt» "Safe travels."
  1868. «SpitFire» "cya later Heartfire"
  1869. «Egg_Discord» "Jared?"
  1870. «Puck» "See you Heartsie, be safe, have fun!"
  1871. «Ewo» I walk out, and then go back to my house.
  1872. «Mr.Jared» "you have the cam corder right?"
  1873. «Egg_Discord» "yeah, it's right here."
  1874. «Egg_Discord» "Tell me something..."
  1875. «Mr.Jared» "yes?"
  1876. «SpitFire» (missed my last post puck?)
  1877. «Egg_Discord» "If Write were here right now... If he could see everything we've done in the past few days... What do you think he would say?"
  1878. «HTBK» *Are we going to sleep now?*
  1879. «Puck» (eep) "eep!"
  1880. «HTBK» *Your home is just as you left it, Heartfire.*
  1881. «HTBK» *Though it is proportionally much bigger.*
  1882. «Mr.Jared» "Honestly, Id think he would be amazed at the progress everyone made"
  1883. «Mr.Jared» "on the upbeat"
  1884. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  1885. «Mr.Jared» "What do you think egg?"
  1886. «Ewo» "...Good thing I left it unlocked... Wow... it's a bit hard to believe I used to have a life before all of this..."
  1887. «SpitFire» "its a thank you Puck, don't read to much into it..." *whipsers in pucks ear* "save that for later"
  1888. «Egg_Discord» "...He'd probably still be inviting us to stay in his mansion right now." I say, trying to lighten the mood.
  1889. «Egg_Discord» "And I think... He'd be proud of all of us."
  1890. «Globebutt» "...Speaking of staying. It's getting late."
  1891. «HTBK» *The sofa looks unusually comfy, Heatfire.*
  1892. «HTBK» *If only you had someone to scratch your ears.*
  1893. «Globebutt» "Puck? Spitfire? Would you like to stay the night?"
  1894. «Ewo» (I was just about to say I slept on the couch)
  1895. «Puck» "I- ahh" > humana humana<
  1896. «Mr.Jared» "well, im tired, shall we sleep here?"
  1897. «HTBK» *Magic.*
  1898. «SpitFire» "we'd love to"
  1899. «Puck» *shakes head* 'Ah, yeah, thank you globe."
  1900. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah. Together, why don't we?"
  1901. «Mr.Jared» "but 1st, a message"
  1902. «Ewo» Well... I'll see all them real soon. Just want to take all of this in tonight.
  1903. «Egg_Discord» "...?"
  1904. «Mr.Jared» "set up the camcorder"
  1905. «Mr.Jared» (who is in the house ATM/)
  1906. «Mr.Jared» 8?
  1907. «Ewo» I sleep on the couch, it being where I usually slept before all of this.
  1908. «HTBK» *It's...good, Heartfire. You could get used to this.*
  1909. «Egg_Discord» "..." I nod.
  1910. «Mr.Jared» "make sure you set it then come to me and we talk"
  1911. «Mr.Jared» "wheres globe btw?"
  1912. «Globebutt» I've gone to my room.
  1913. «Egg_Discord» I fiddle a bit with the magic and manage to make the camera levitate, then using it to set up the camera.
  1914. «Ewo» (I already was used to it, you silly GM)
  1915. «Mr.Jared» "Globe! come out here!"
  1916. «Globebutt» Probably looking at the Zune. Pushing it off to a corner of the room.
  1917. «Globebutt» I trot back out.
  1918. «Mr.Jared» "We got us a message to make"
  1919. «Mr.Jared» "You ready?"
  1920. «Globebutt» Are we?
  1921. «Egg_Discord» "Whenever you are, Jared."
  1922. «Mr.Jared» "Lets get it kicking then. Hit it"
  1923. «SpitFire» (Puck your going to kill me aren't you)
  1924. «Egg_Discord» I use my magic to press the record button.
  1925. «Puck» (oh just you wait)
  1926. «Egg_Discord» I nudge Jared to take it away.
  1927. «Mr.Jared» "Hey, welcome back... whoever..."
  1928. «HTBK» *We're ready.*
  1929. «HTBK» *...Thanks for keeping me.*
  1930. «Egg_Discord» I wave to the camera.
  1931. «Globebutt» No problem.
  1932. «Mr.Jared» "as you can tell, its been a while since we have done this sort of thing"
  1933. «Mr.Jared» "Many events have happened..."
  1934. «Globebutt» "...Lots changed."
  1935. «Mr.Jared» "first off, as you may have noticed... we are missing someone..."
  1936. «SpitFire» *I step over by puck with the group and sit down*
  1937. «Globebutt» Dammit. Why did you have to remind us, Jared?
  1938. «Mr.Jared» *tears streaming down face*
  1939. «Puck» I sit quietly with Spitfire
  1940. «Egg_Discord» "...Write, sadly, didn't make it," I say, my eyes tearing up
  1941. «SpitFire» *I lower my head and try to fight back the tears*
  1942. «Mr.Jared» "He..."
  1943. «Puck» I lean on spits for comfort
  1944. «Mr.Jared» "h- OH fuck it!"
  1945. «Mr.Jared» "turn it off!"
  1946. «SpitFire» *I wrap a wing around puck*
  1947. «Globebutt» "...Let's just hug."
  1948. «Puck» I sniff and nod
  1949. «Egg_Discord» "He died saving us from being killed." I say, keeping the camera rolling. This is something we have to do.
  1950. «Mr.Jared» *joins the hug*
  1951. «Egg_Discord» Hugs everyone too
  1952. «SpitFire» *joins the hug*
  1953. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  1954. «Puck» all in
  1955. «Mr.Jared» *turns to camera*"But his death is not in vein!"
  1956. «Mr.Jared» "With much research, we discovered what had caused all this"
  1957. «Mr.Jared» "simply put"
  1958. «Mr.Jared» "We stopped it before it affected to many others"
  1959. «Mr.Jared» "And now we are back here"
  1960. «Mr.Jared» "I need to sleep"'
  1961. «Mr.Jared» "il take the couch for tonight..."
  1962. «Globebutt» That... doesn't seem quite honest, that it didn't affect too many others...
  1963. «Globebutt» "...Aren't we going to say who we are, Jared?"
  1964. «Mr.Jared» "feel free to keep it rolling..."
  1965. «Egg_Discord» "...Can I sleep with you, Jared?"
  1966. «Mr.Jared» "does it matter anymore? Who are we truly/"
  1967. «Mr.Jared» ?
  1968. «Mr.Jared» "I am Jared, and i am human"
  1969. «Mr.Jared» sure egg""
  1970. «Mr.Jared» *lays on couch*
  1971. «Globebutt» I sigh. "I'm not sure why we taped this. But I'm going back to my room. Jitters and I are going to bed."
  1972. «Globebutt» We retire to our room.
  1973. «Puck» I go up to the camera
  1974. «HTBK» *Our bed is way too big. We could get lost underneath the sheets.*
  1975. «Egg_Discord» I climb up in bed with Jared, holding him close.
  1976. «Mr.Jared» "we will try that again tomorrow"
  1977. «SpitFire» *I walk over to puck*
  1978. «Mr.Jared» "see if it works any better"
  1979. «Globebutt» It's only a twin. Besides, there's not that many sheets. And I know our way around here!
  1980. «Puck» whispering to the lens "Just between us, I think we're all happier for it."
  1981. «Egg_Discord» I shut the camera off and set it down. "Alright."
  1982. «HTBK» *I hope so.*
  1983. «HTBK» *...Hm. Hey, can I drive for a second? Just our foreleg.*
  1984. «Globebutt» ...What did you want to do?
  1985. «SpitFire» "you coming to bed puck?"
  1986. «Egg_Discord» "Hey Jared? Two more things before we go to sleep."
  1987. «HTBK» *I wanna try something. Give a little thanks.*
  1988. «Mr.Jared» "What my sweetheart?"
  1989. «Puck» "Coming." I follow her off
  1990. «Globebutt» ...Go ahead.
  1991. «HTBK» *Okay. so...*
  1992. «Egg_Discord» "When we get back to Lower Earth, you wanna see if we can find a house? For just the two of us?"
  1993. «HTBK» *That strange sensation takes you, Globe. Your right foreleg moves onto your belly, and softly begins scratching.*
  1994. «HTBK» *Can you feel that?*
  1995. «Globebutt» I can.
  1996. «Mr.Jared» "I have not really thought that far ahead yet,umm sure..."
  1997. «HTBK» *Good.*
  1998. «HTBK» *Jitters picks up the pace, sending little shivers through you.*
  1999. «Mr.Jared» "second?"
  2000. «Globebutt» Oh, man.
  2001. «Egg_Discord» " I want you to think really hard about this next question, alright? Don't just answer immediately, alright?"
  2002. «HTBK» *She repeats the same with your other hoof, eliciting a small laugh.*
  2003. «Mr.Jared» "Alright Egg, what is it?"
  2004. «HTBK» *Hey, Globe.*
  2005. «Globebutt» Yeah, Jitters?
  2006. «HTBK» *Who's a good boy?*
  2007. «Puck» I brush my mane against the floor, freeing the feather, and picking it up in my mouth
  2008. «HTBK» *She stifles a little laugh as she moves your hoof just a little bit lower.*
  2009. «Globebutt» Let the laugh out.
  2010. «Egg_Discord» "...If you could go back to the night before all of this started... If you could go back and stop all of this from happening... If you could do things differently from how they ended up now... Would you?"
  2011. «SpitFire» *I look at Puck after picking out a place to sleep for the night*
  2012. «HTBK» *Saaay it.*
  2013. «Globebutt» I am.
  2014. «HTBK» *Just a few inches lower now, skirting the red zone.*
  2015. «HTBK» *Who's a good boy?*
  2016. «Globebutt» I'm a good boy.
  2017. «HTBK» *HA!*
  2018. «HTBK» *She slows down.*
  2019. «HTBK» *There ya go.*
  2020. «Puck» I pounce on spitfire, pushing her on her back, hooves pinned to the ground with mine
  2021. «Globebutt» ...Let's get to bed.
  2022. «Globebutt» I smile.
  2023. «SpitFire» *I blush and look up at her*
  2024. «HTBK» *And just a little...bit...lower.*
  2025. «HTBK» *well, what's this?*
  2026. «Mr.Jared» "Egg, If I could change that day, i would, i would have made sure we got to safer places, we would of never lost write because he would be safe, I would basically see what i missed in all the spurts of panic and ponyness "
  2027. «Mr.Jared» "Id live the days like my last..."
  2028. «Puck» I brush the feather over her nose, back and forth
  2029. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  2030. «Mr.Jared» "oh, she looks asleep..."
  2031. «Globebutt» ...Wait. Jitters. Don't go there.
  2032. «Egg_Discord» "I'm awake."
  2033. «HTBK» *...Too soon?*
  2034. «Globebutt» Make sure the door's locked first.
  2035. «Mr.Jared» "oh..."
  2036. «Egg_Discord» "I'm listening."
  2037. «HTBK» *Good boy.*
  2038. «Egg_Discord» "Go on."
  2039. «Globebutt» Silly girl.
  2040. «HTBK» *She nips up and locks the door.*
  2041. «Mr.Jared» "Would you?"
  2042. «HTBK» *Now try not to scream too loud...*
  2043. «SpitFire» "what...are...ah.." *as I sneeze"
  2044. «Puck» "How da mighfty haff fallen, I've got you now feafhers!"
  2045. «HTBK» *She climbs up onto the bed and oh dear Jesus what smut is this.*
  2046. «Globebutt» Only the sloppiest of clop.
  2047. «HTBK» *And it is *awesome.*
  2048. «Egg_Discord» "...I might have done things a little differently from how they wound up... But if I could stop all of this from happening... I don't think I would. Because these past few days have been some of the best days of my life, in spite of all we've lost."
  2049. «Puck» I brush the feather over her belly, doubling my efforts
  2050. «Mr.Jared» "But with our losses we learn"
  2051. «HTBK» (GUYS_
  2052. «Mr.Jared» "regrets being the byproduct"
  2053. «HTBK» (DESERT BUS IS DOING ALWAYS)
  2054. «HTBK» (WATCH IT)
  2055. «SpitFire» *can't hold back as I start to laugh* "Puck...eep!... HA HA... that's not fair...ahaha...."
  2056. «Puck» (oh you/them)
  2057. «HTBK» *Many sloppy minutes later, Globe, Jitters pokes your belly.*
  2058. «HTBK» *You still alive in there, killer?*
  2059. «Puck» "Nopf, it ifint, but datsh to bad!"
  2060. «Mr.Jared» *pulls self closer to egg* "Goodnight... egg, il see you soon..."
  2061. «Egg_Discord» ...
  2062. «Globebutt» Of course I am.
  2063. «HTBK» *How was that?*
  2064. «Egg_Discord» I lean in and kiss him. "Yeah. Good night, Jared." I say as I let sleep take me.
  2065. «Mr.Jared» *zzz*
  2066. «SpitFire» *I can't stop laughing as I feel the tears start* "I'll.. get you...ahah... for this..."
  2067. «Globebutt» It was wonderful.
  2068. «HTBK» *Just wait till we get you a stallion. You'll never wanna go back.*
  2069. «HTBK» *...I'm joking there.*
  2070. «Puck» I finally spit out the feather, and kiss nuzzle deeply along her neck, letter her hooves free, before giving her a long kiss
  2071. «Globebutt» I'd imagine so, with how you went down on Bright!
  2072. «HTBK» *...Wait.*
  2073. «HTBK» *...Don't you wanna...you know...fix yourself?*
  2074. «Globebutt» ...The body, yeah. I miss my fingers. Flying's great and all, but.
  2075. «SpitFire» *I blush and then pull her in and make sure the kiss lasts a good long time*
  2076. «HTBK» *What about the nice ass?*
  2077. «Globebutt» I'm not much of an ass man; sorry.
  2078. «HTBK» *Mmm. Guess I better use it while we got it, then. Sleep tight.*
  2079. «Globebutt» So we sleep.
  2080. «SpitFire» (time jump to the next day?)
  2081. «Puck» (sure) The kissing, the fondling, the creative uses of pony anatomy, it all become a sleepy blur.
  2082. «Mr.Jared» (i suspect more is coming)
  2083. «Mr.Jared» (Bring it HTBK! My anus is ready!)
  2084. «HTBK» (Everyone? So be it.)
  2085. «SpitFire» (yep)
  2086. «Mr.Jared» (scratch that, not extreme)
  2087. «Mr.Jared» (yep)
  2088. «Egg_Discord» (Let's hear the rest of the story)
  2089. «HTBK» *The cloud hasn't gone when you wake up. It's not gone, but it's thinned out by a good eighty percent. You can almost miss it entirely. Jivvar stopped by in the night, and roosted in the kitchen: and the sounds of rioting formed a grim lullaby in your respective loves' hooves. Or under the covers, if you're Globe.*
  2090. «HTBK» *The half-silence is broken by a far-too-familiar sound: the ringing of the doorbell.*
  2091. «Mr.Jared» "WHOHOWTHERA!"
  2092. «Mr.Jared» hmm
  2093. «Mr.Jared» everyone is asleep...
  2094. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  2095. «Mr.Jared» I should go get that
  2096. «Mr.Jared» *jumps down*
  2097. «Egg_Discord» ".Mmmm...
  2098. «Mr.Jared» Crap, what time is is already?
  2099. «Puck» I think me and spitfire are used to ignoring the doorbell. It's usually someone looking for rent.
  2100. «Egg_Discord» "Where are you going, baby?" I ask groggily.
  2101. «Globebutt» ...Good morning, Jitters.
  2102. «HTBK» *The ring sounds once more, followed by knocking.*
  2103. «Mr.Jared» "Doorbell honey, il be back shortly"
  2104. «HTBK» *Morning, hot stuff.*
  2105. «Globebutt» I find our way out of the covers.
  2106. «HTBK» *...By that I mean you, globe.*
  2107. «Mr.Jared» *goes to door*
  2108. «Mr.Jared» "Hello?"
  2109. «HTBK» *Or...us.*
  2110. «SpitFire» *pokes my head up with out desturbing puck*
  2111. «Puck» *snooooore~*
  2112. «HTBK» *Surprise surprise. It's that same flatcap-wearing satchel-slinging Speedy-delivery lookalike that met Egg, several days ago.*
  2113. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. I'll just get up anyway," I say, stretching out before heading for the door."
  2114. «HTBK» "Morning."
  2115. «Mr.Jared» "umm honey, just stay in bed..."
  2116. «HTBK» *the Postman waves to you, Egg.*
  2117. «Egg_Discord» "Oh, it's you." I say, rubbing my eyes.
  2118. «Globebutt» Let's go see about the door.
  2119. «Mr.Jared» "Umm, how may we ... help you?"
  2120. «HTBK» "It's you. Good to see you're okay."
  2121. «Egg_Discord» "Sorry for that scene I caused in the square a few days ago," I say no longer scared of him.
  2122. «HTBK» *He roots around in his satchel.*
  2123. «SpitFire» *I look over at him and fight back want to rip his head off"
  2124. «HTBK» "Ah, it's nothing big."
  2125. «Mr.Jared» "So what brings you here?"
  2126. «HTBK» "Now...I don't usually deliver the newspaper, but an old friend of mine asked me to."
  2127. «HTBK» "So, here I am!"
  2128. «Mr.Jared» "Newspaper eh?"
  2129. «Egg_Discord» "The paper? What's it about?" I ask, using magic to levitate it up for us all to see.
  2130. «SpitFire» *I wrap a wing around puck tightly*
  2131. «HTBK» "Current events, ma'am."
  2132. «Egg_Discord» Ma'am. Funny how well I've adjusted to being female.
  2133. «Globebutt» (Assuming I'm at the door, now.)
  2134. «Mr.Jared» "Well, thanks you... I never seem to have caught your name."
  2135. «HTBK» *The paper is plain black-and-white newsprint. The title is "THE LOWER EARTH TRIBUNE", dated for today. The headline reads "GOLDMAN, SYKES, IMPLICATED IN EQUINOX SPILL". The sub-line is "BENEDICT JIVVAR TO INHERIT COMPANY".*
  2136. «Puck» "smmmphf, morning?" I say groggily
  2137. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  2138. «HTBK» "Nobody ever does, ma'am."
  2139. «Egg_Discord» "...Seriously? He's getting the company? That's great news! I wish he was here so we could congratulate him."
  2140. «SpitFire» "morning hun... we have a visitor..." as I read the paper*
  2141. «Globebutt» Didn
  2142. «Globebutt» Didn't we pass him in the kitchen?
  2143. «Mr.Jared» "What is your name mister?"
  2144. «HTBK» *In the kitchen, Jivvar gives a little squawk and flutters out to the door. He sits down on Globe's head.*
  2145. «HTBK» "What does it matter? I just deliver the mail."
  2146. «Globebutt» "...Good morning, Dr. Jivvar."
  2147. «Egg_Discord» "...Babe, let it go."
  2148. «HTBK» "mmm. Morning, ma'am."
  2149. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  2150. «Mr.Jared» "fine, you elude me yet again"
  2151. «Egg_Discord» "He's just The Postman. That's all we need to know."
  2152. «HTBK» "Ah, that's the way it always goes."
  2153. «Mr.Jared» So congrats Jivvar""
  2154. «Puck» "Oh-" *yawwwn* "What's it say?"
  2155. «HTBK» *Jivvar cracks a little smile, and a little fire flashes in his eyes. Victory.*
  2156. «SpitFire» "you could invite him in for Breakfast"
  2157. «HTBK» "Thank you very much."
  2158. «Mr.Jared» "So what are you going to do from here on out Jiv?"
  2159. «Egg_Discord» "Oh, yes. Won't you please stay for breakfast, Mr. Postman? We'd love to have you with us."
  2160. «HTBK» "I...will be tending to this mess. That, and running my company."
  2161. «HTBK» *The postman checks his watch.*
  2162. «Globebutt» "...Time to run?"
  2163. «HTBK» "...Hm. It'd be unprofessional, and I'd hate to impose."
  2164. «Globebutt» "Impose what?"
  2165. «HTBK» "Upon you, of course."
  2166. «Mr.Jared» "screw professionalism we are candy colored ponies"
  2167. «Egg_Discord» "I insist, sir. You deserve a few minutes off for everything we out you through."
  2168. «Globebutt» "You're not imposing. Come in."
  2169. «Egg_Discord» *put
  2170. «SpitFire» "that day came and went... get in here for food"
  2171. «Egg_Discord» "Come on in." I say, opening the door for him.
  2172. «HTBK» "Hm. Well, I can't remember the last time I ate. You don't mind if I keep my satchel, do I?"
  2173. «Puck» "Not at all!"
  2174. «Mr.Jared» "Fine by me1"
  2175. «Egg_Discord» "Of course."
  2176. «HTBK» "Oh, thank you."
  2177. «Ewo» I wake up from the sun, looking over at the table next to me and laugh.
  2178. «HTBK» *The postman doffs his cap as he steps inside, to reveal an immaculately-maintained head of brown hair."
  2179. «Egg_Discord» "Say, can I ask you something, Mr. Postman?"
  2180. «SpitFire» *stands up and stretches before flying into the kichen to help with breakfast
  2181. «HTBK» "Hm. Yes, you can, but no promises on whether I'll answer."
  2182. «Egg_Discord» "Remember those roses sent to me by a secret admirer?"
  2183. «HTBK» "Yes?"
  2184. «Mr.Jared» *freeze and shudder*
  2185. «Egg_Discord» "Any secret admirer of mine would have known that I wouldn't have wanted to be Handled at the time. Who sent it to me?"
  2186. «Ewo» I slide the single coin that's on the table onto the back of my hoof, and look at it, "I guess practicing this was more useless than I could have imagined"
  2187. «SpitFire» *I manage to put together a good size collection of veggies and fruits for us. I then bring them out to everyone"
  2188. «HTBK» "A very nice young lady in a bright red dress."
  2189. «HTBK» "...She seemed to really like the color red."
  2190. «Puck» "Thanks Lavie, this looks delicious!"
  2191. «Egg_Discord» "...Can't you give me a name or something?"
  2192. «Globebutt» "You mentioned she was a special friend..."
  2193. «SpitFire» *I smile back to her* "any time Bright"
  2194. «Ewo» I decide to head out to all my friends, not locking the door intentionally.
  2195. «HTBK» "Oh, I didn't know her name. But she smelled like a handler."
  2196. «Mr.Jared» "They smell a certain way?"
  2197. «HTBK» *The postman takes an apple, and takes a bite.*
  2198. «HTBK» "To a certain kind of person."
  2199. «SpitFire» *pass the trays around to everyone incluing the postman*
  2200. «Egg_Discord» "...I suppose it wouldn't matter now. I already found a special somepony."
  2201. «Ewo» I ring the doorbell.
  2202. «Egg_Discord» "I'll get it."
  2203. «Mr.Jared» (doors open)
  2204. «HTBK» "Call it stating the obvious, but I don't believe she was actually an admirer."
  2205. «Egg_Discord» "Obviously not, sir."
  2206. «Globebutt» Orange sound good to you, Jitterbean?
  2207. «Egg_Discord» I walk over and see an old friend of ours.
  2208. «Ewo» "Sorry for coming so early, but I just couldn't stay away from you guys for so long"
  2209. «Puck» "Good morning heartfire!" I chip happily
  2210. «Puck» *chirp
  2211. «HTBK» "...Strange thing, though, she also smelled like a seer. I'm no expert, but I didn't know someone could do both."
  2212. «Mr.Jared» "Heartfire?"
  2213. «HTBK» *Oranges sound good.*?
  2214. «SpitFire» "want some food Ewo?"
  2215. «Ewo» "Good morning!" I smile
  2216. «Mr.Jared» "BOTH?!"
  2217. «Egg_Discord» "Oh, hey, Heartfire! Actually, we're just starting on breakfast. Come on in!" I say, gesturing for her to enter.
  2218. «HTBK» *Jivvar coughs into his claw.*
  2219. «Egg_Discord» "I knew it. Neither Goldman nor Jivvar would have wanted anything to do with what Sykes did."
  2220. «HTBK» "Is anyone ready for me to take another stab at it?*
  2221. «Ewo» "Oh sure!" I walk in and pause for a second, a bit surprised "Goodmorning Mister Postman!"
  2222. «SpitFire» "how are you doing today Heart?"
  2223. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  2224. «Ewo» "I'm doing great!"
  2225. «HTBK» "Good morning, Ms. Heartfire."
  2226. «Puck» "With what Jivvies? The whole handling thing?"
  2227. «Egg_Discord» "Goldman was a poor judge of character, but I could tell that he was a good person."
  2228. «HTBK» "It's the strangest thing, though. They caught her fingerprints on the map..."
  2229. «Ewo» "What were you delivering today?"
  2230. «HTBK» *Jivvar nods, Puck.*
  2231. «HTBK» "The mail, Ms. Heartfire."
  2232. «Ewo» "I just mean right here is all. Don't mean to be impolite."
  2233. «HTBK» "Ah. The newspaper."
  2234. «HTBK» "It's unusual, but...a friend of mine requested it special."
  2235. «SpitFire» *I pause while eating a pear*
  2236. «Egg_Discord» "Jivvar's inheriting the company in place of Sykes and Goldman!"
  2237. «Egg_Discord» "Say, is there anything in the paper about us?"
  2238. «HTBK» *Jivvar preens himself and chirps with pride.*
  2239. «HTBK» "Yes, I am."
  2240. «Globebutt» "...That's a good question."
  2241. «HTBK» *The postman takes it and scans the front page.*
  2242. «Ewo» "Oh, that's great to hear. I'm just happy to be with you all."
  2243. «HTBK» "Yes, there is."
  2244. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  2245. «SpitFire» "..."
  2246. «HTBK» (Cummoon, Egg. the GM has faith in you!)
  2247. «Egg_Discord» I excitedly use my magic to lift up the page and desperately search for our names in the paper.
  2248. «HTBK» *You are not named, of course. But you are rather heavily mentioned.*
  2249. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  2250. «Puck» "Do you think you can actually do it now?"
  2251. «Egg_Discord» What does it read, exactly?
  2252. «Puck» "No offense..."
  2253. «HTBK» *...The tip and the evidence was presented by a group of topsiders who had retained their sanity. As per Tribune custom, they shall remain anonymous; but 1st Captain Greer of the 30th precinct remarks that "justice would not have been served without them. These topsiders are proof that there's good on both sides of the ceiling."*
  2254. «HTBK» *Jivvar nods, Puck.*
  2255. «Mr.Jared» "Without us..."
  2256. «SpitFire» "we live with that"
  2257. «Globebutt» Well. That feels good to know.
  2258. «HTBK» *The mailman rubs his chin.*
  2259. «HTBK» "My friend...the one who had me deliver this...is a real thinking man. So he asked me something, and I just can
  2260. «HTBK» "Can't figure it out. But he asked me, how did a seer forget her own fingerprints?"
  2261. «Mr.Jared» "hmm?"
  2262. «SpitFire» "must have been magic"
  2263. «HTBK» "...Magic?"
  2264. «Puck» I sit there, thinking into my fruit
  2265. «HTBK» *Both Jivvar and the Postman seem intrigued by that.*
  2266. «Mr.Jared» "What about magic?"
  2267. «SpitFire» "was trying to lighting things up"
  2268. «SpitFire» Lighten*
  2269. «Egg_Discord» "..." I pout, a little annoyed that I didn't get mentioned by name, but I was still happy that we were held in high regard by the police.
  2270. «Writefag4» (I had a thought but nevermind.)
  2271. «Globebutt» "...How'd you get to know what a seer or handler smelled like, Mr. Postman? Incidentally."
  2272. «HTBK» (Write, you're probably right. The GM's last card has alreay been played.)
  2273. «HTBK» *the Postman shrugs.*
  2274. «HTBK» "I've been around."
  2275. «Mr.Jared» "Thats a little vague"
  2276. «Globebutt» But probably accurate.
  2277. «Mr.Jared» "Yea"
  2278. «Egg_Discord» "Now that we're moving to Lower Earth, I guess we'll have to start job hunting and house hunting now, huh?" I say, thinking outloud.
  2279. «Mr.Jared» "1st things 1st sweetie"
  2280. «Mr.Jared» "Jiv, are you ready?"
  2281. «HTBK» *Jivvar nods.*
  2282. «Egg_Discord» "...What are you two talking about?"
  2283. «HTBK» "Most definitely."
  2284. «SpitFire» "I over heard they are looking for weather ponies in town and the outside areas"
  2285. «Egg_Discord» "Oh, right."
  2286. «Mr.Jared» "have you forgotten that we are still mentally unstable?"
  2287. «Globebutt» "Speak for yourself."
  2288. «Egg_Discord» "That's right. I almost forgot. It's time to put an end to this."
  2289. «HTBK» *Don't get no more stable than this, sista.*
  2290. «Egg_Discord» "Looks who's talking, Mr. I have two people in one body."
  2291. «Writefag4» (Handling has made any ideas I have complicated.)
  2292. «Mr.Jared» "lol"
  2293. «Mr.Jared» ()
  2294. «Globebutt» "We're fine!"
  2295. «Writefag4» (I'm not sure how many guilty parties there are.)
  2296. «HTBK» *Shoashit we is.*
  2297. «Egg_Discord» I laugh it off. "Indeed you two are."
  2298. «Sunfire» (all the parties are guilty)
  2299. «Egg_Discord» "Who wants to go first?"
  2300. «Ewo» "I don't think I've had much of a problem other than... well what I had as a human."
  2301. «Mr.Jared» "You 1st egg"
  2302. «Mr.Jared» "il go after you"
  2303. «Egg_Discord» "...Are you sure? What about you, Globe? Don't you want to go back to being human first?"
  2304. «Globebutt» What do you think, Jitterbean?
  2305. «HTBK» *I think hands are weird.*
  2306. «Globebutt» You get used to them. They're real neat.
  2307. «HTBK» *...You sure I'll still be here?*
  2308. «Globebutt» I'll make sure.
  2309. «HTBK» *...Okay. Let's go.*
  2310. «Globebutt» "...Yeah. Just the body though."
  2311. «SpitFire» *I walk over to them*
  2312. «Egg_Discord» "Oh, one thing before you change back?"
  2313. «Egg_Discord» I give JitterGlobe a peck on the cheek.
  2314. «Puck» I watch, somewhat hesitant
  2315. «Egg_Discord» "That one's for Jitters. For everything she's done for us."
  2316. «HTBK» *...Well, it's nice to feel appreciated.*
  2317. «Mr.Jared» "sorry, no kisses from me"
  2318. «Mr.Jared» "im sure jitters hates me"
  2319. «Egg_Discord» "Oh, come on. Even if she does, she'll learn to love you."
  2320. «HTBK» *Why would I hate her? She's all ice-creamy, and I'm...*
  2321. «HTBK» *...Coffee...ice cream.*
  2322. «HTBK» *...Is that a thing?*
  2323. «Mr.Jared» (oh fak no)
  2324. «Mr.Jared» (that topic as on her tubler too)
  2325. «Globebutt» "She'd like to share some coffee ice cream with you some time, actually."
  2326. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  2327. «HTBK» *YES.*
  2328. «Mr.Jared» *il keep that in mind*
  2329. «Puck» I go up and lick her on the cheek, "For old times sakes, take care in there Jitterbean."
  2330. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  2331. «HTBK» *as he leaps off of your head, Jivvar takes the form of a scarlet earth pony stallion.*
  2332. «SpitFire» "Jitters keep him in line will you"
  2333. «Egg_Discord» "Say Jared, are you going back to being human?"
  2334. «Mr.Jared» (I find that last photo to be infinitely amusing)
  2335. «HTBK» (It's a goodun.)
  2336. «Egg_Discord» "I mean, I'd love for you to stay a pony, but if you really want to be a human..." I say, blushing.
  2337. «Mr.Jared» "I have a feeling you want me to be human so you can get the long end of the stick"
  2338. «HTBK» *Don't even try and deny it, Egg.*
  2339. «Mr.Jared» (O)
  2340. «2_minutes_hate»  joined the chat.
  2341. «Mr.Jared» (M)
  2342. «Mr.Jared» (F)
  2343. «Mr.Jared» (G)
  2344. «2_minutes_hate» (Still going finale climax whatever?)
  2345. «Mr.Jared» (ja)
  2346. «Egg_Discord» (what?)
  2347. «Globebutt» (Shh! I was gonna get my hands and manhood back!)
  2348. «Mr.Jared» (You whore)
  2349. «Egg_Discord» (Oh, sweet)
  2350. «SpitFire» (it's over we are just diong wrap now)
  2351. «2_minutes_hate» (Sweet)
  2352. «HTBK» (Everyone is pointedly avoiding the last reveal.)
  2353. «Mr.Jared» (which is?)
  2354. «Puck» (we're afraid HT)
  2355. «Egg_Discord» (That would be)
  2356. «Mr.Jared» (GET ON WITH IT!)
  2357. «Globebutt» (Whodunnit.)
  2358. «Globebutt» (What J said.)
  2359. «Puck» (K, I'm afraid)
  2360. «Egg_Discord» (I think I know who now)
  2361. «HTBK» (This one's up to you guys.)
  2362. «Mr.Jared» (what are our options?)
  2363. «Globebutt» (I'm waiting for him to try to handle. Or at least pretend to.)
  2364. «HTBK» *Jivvar taps his hooves.*
  2365. «HTBK» "So..."
  2366. «Globebutt» "...So."
  2367. «Mr.Jared» "s.e.w"
  2368. «Puck» (a button onto something that needs one)
  2369. «Egg_Discord» "That woman who visited us that night. That wasn't Ms. Sykes, was it?"
  2370. «HTBK» *He extends a hoof.*
  2371. «HTBK» "May I?"
  2372. «HTBK» "...Woman?"
  2373. «Egg_Discord» "The stripper who showed up uninvited at our party. Ms. Sykes never visited the party, did she?"
  2374. «Globebutt» I shake our head. "Rather not bleed from the crotch."
  2375. «HTBK» "I wouldn't know, Egg. Fraid I wasn't there."
  2376. «HTBK» *Jivvar shudders.*
  2377. «HTBK» "Can't blame you there."
  2378. «HTBK» *He places a hoof on your knows, Globe.*
  2379. «HTBK» nose*
  2380. «Globebutt» (Boop.)
  2381. «HTBK» "Just the body, and halting the mental effects. Nothing else?"
  2382. «Globebutt» "I think I'll be content with the body back the day it was. I'd... I'm happy with my mind the way it is."
  2383. «HTBK» "...Even if it keeps deteriorating?"
  2384. «Globebutt» "I don't think it is."
  2385. «HTBK» "...Hm. Okay. Could you count backwards from five for me?"
  2386. «Globebutt» "Five, four, three, two..." I take a breath.
  2387. «Globebutt» "One."
  2388. «Mr.Jared» -a great man you are...-
  2389. «Puck» I hold my breath
  2390. «SpitFire» *watches and waits*
  2391. «Mr.Jared» *is hugging egg tight*
  2392. «Egg_Discord» I just watch and embrace Jared back.
  2393. «HTBK» *He narrows his eyes. A moment later a strange electricity passes through you, Globe: a strange warbling sensation that takes you everywhere and nowhere, that straddles the borders of painful and pleasurable both. To anyone watching, the sight of limbs and and bones and flesh reshaping itself would be quite grotesque, unless you're the sort of miserable pervert who gets off on that sort of thing.*
  2394. «HTBK» *But none of them are here, are they.*
  2395. «Globebutt» Of course not!
  2396. «Puck» (ahem)
  2397. «Mr.Jared» "?"
  2398. «HTBK» *And a moment later, Globe, there you are--on all fours, with a little extra weight between your legs, and a little articulation at the end of the forelegs. Or in other words, you are a human male. Stark naked, mind, but a human male.*
  2399. «SpitFire» (no coment)
  2400. «Mr.Jared» (fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap )
  2401. «Mr.Jared» (oh god no)
  2402. «Ewo» "...Wow."
  2403. «Puck» (pfffffffft, jared)
  2404. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  2405. «Mr.Jared» "!"
  2406. «Globebutt» I crawl away behind the couch. "Excuse me while I go get dressed."
  2407. «Ewo» "Good job!"
  2408. «Mr.Jared» "it worked..."
  2409. «Egg_Discord» I sort of snicker at him
  2410. «Globebutt» Or, I mean. Us. You're still there, right, Jitters?
  2411. «HTBK» "Excused. I'd stay inside for the next few hours while I fix things up."
  2412. «HTBK» *...Uuuugh.*
  2413. «SpitFire» "egg, the blanket for him...or a towel"
  2414. «HTBK» *Why do I suddenly want to eat potato chips and play Xbox?*
  2415. «Puck» I giggle, releived
  2416. «Globebutt» I haven't got a clue! Xbox is awful.
  2417. «Egg_Discord» "right!" I give him a towel to cover himself.
  2418. «Globebutt» PC gaming's where it's at.
  2419. «HTBK» *Let's go watch violent movies and eat meat.*
  2420. «HTBK» *It'll be awesome.*
  2421. «Globebutt» In good time, Jitterbean. In good time.
  2422. «HTBK» *yaaay.*
  2423. «Mr.Jared» "oh its so good to have you back globe"
  2424. «Mr.Jared» "Whos next?"
  2425. «SpitFire» "welcome back Globe"
  2426. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, who's next? Heartfire? Puck? Spitfire?"
  2427. «SpitFire» "I'll go"
  2428. «Globebutt» I just sprint back to my room.
  2429. «HTBK» *Jivvar hangs his head and pants for a few seconds, as a thin cloud of steam rises from his mane.*
  2430. «HTBK» "O...kay. I need a moment."
  2431. «HTBK» "Which one...which one do I do next?"
  2432. «Egg_Discord» "Good to see you back in your body, Globe."
  2433. «Puck» "Hmmm..." I survey my friends "Well, maybe... can anyone tell me objectively how much of me was what it was before?"
  2434. «Ewo» "Eggdidyoujustaskheartfire"
  2435. «SpitFire» "I will sir" *as I step up*
  2436. «Egg_Discord» "That's your name, isn't it?"
  2437. «Mr.Jared» (egg is going to go last and the magic will backfire or run out, i can just see it)
  2438. «SpitFire» "I'd like to stay as a pony, just halt the mental changes"
  2439. «Globebutt» "Quit looking!" I shout back at Egg.
  2440. «Egg_Discord» "I'm not looking, you big baby!" I call out to him.
  2441. «Globebutt» What they've seen, they've seen, of course; I was walking around butt naked before, though, too.
  2442. «Ewo» "I'm just saying it's kind of silly to ask me if I want to change back while calling me my pony name"
  2443. «HTBK» "...I think I should properly make sure you *are* a pony, first."
  2444. «SpitFire» *I turn and look at puck witha smile*
  2445. «Globebutt» "Then stop looking for me in my body!"
  2446. «Mr.Jared» (im retraining from tiny penis jokes globebutt, consider urself lucky)
  2447. «HTBK» *The fineness of our ass just declined by roughly twenty thousand percent.*
  2448. «HTBK» *Booo.*
  2449. «Puck» I smile hearteningly
  2450. «Egg_Discord» "Then go put some clothes on, you nudist!"
  2451. «Globebutt» Would you /like/ to start working out? We could try.
  2452. «SpitFire» "Yes I want to stay as a pony, but stop the mental changes"
  2453. «Globebutt» "I'm working on it!"
  2454. «HTBK» *Or we could cheat and just hire a handler.*
  2455. «Egg_Discord» That's a nickname I haven't used for him in a while.
  2456. «HTBK» "..."
  2457. «HTBK» *He blinks.*
  2458. «HTBK» "You're a haffa, miss."
  2459. «HTBK» "You want me to push you forward, and stop it there. Is that right?"
  2460. «SpitFire» (Puck help me out a ways back to make her a pony)
  2461. «HTBK» (Thrice noted.)
  2462. «SpitFire» (it was just before you start the ep)
  2463. «HTBK» "Well...here we go. On your back."
  2464. «SpitFire» *I lay down for him* "ok:
  2465. «Egg_Discord» "...Alright, Heartfire. Not even any mental alterations?"
  2466. «SpitFire» "
  2467. «Ewo» "Nope."
  2468. «HTBK» "Alright..."
  2469. «HTBK» *He places a hand on each of your forehooves, Spitfire. For a few seconds, you just have a terrible headache--but then it's gone as quickly as it came.*
  2470. «Puck» I sit nearby, nervous
  2471. «Globebutt» I'm probably gonna come out now with pants and a T-shirt on.
  2472. «Writefag4» (Oh now I think I see.)
  2473. «HTBK» "There. Feel free to pony up, you'll be just fine."
  2474. «Ewo» (you just killed a pony mind spitfire)
  2475. «HTBK» *Oh, what's tha--HOLY CHRIST it's...*
  2476. «Ewo» (maybe)
  2477. «HTBK» *...Smaller than I expected.*
  2478. «SpitFire» *roll back over and stand up* "thank you" *I then move to puck*
  2479. «Mr.Jared» (i officially love jitter now)
  2480. «Globebutt» It's not the size that matters, girl.
  2481. «Puck» I look at her hopefully
  2482. «Globebutt» It's the way you use it.
  2483. «HTBK» *A thousand blessings on whoever was kind enough to tell you that.*
  2484. «Mr.Jared» (>implying you have one to use)
  2485. «Egg_Discord» (That's what guys with tiny dicks always say, Globe.)
  2486. «Mr.Jared» (ok im done)
  2487. «Egg_Discord» "Puck, you wanna go next?"
  2488. «Mr.Jared» (srs mode activated)
  2489. «Globebutt» (Shut up, mares.)
  2490. «Egg_Discord» (ha ha)
  2491. «Mr.Jared» (you know)
  2492. «Mr.Jared» (with how everyone is)
  2493. «Mr.Jared» (you could have your way with all off them)
  2494. «Mr.Jared» (they would not even figth back)
  2495. «Mr.Jared» fight*
  2496. «HTBK» *...You know, we could have our way with everyone in this building.*
  2497. «HTBK» *Except the Postman. He's weird.*
  2498. «Globebutt» (>implying >rape)
  2499. «Puck» "I- I suppose so!"
  2500. «Mr.Jared» >implying butt rape
  2501. «Globebutt» (>implying they wouldn't just say yes if you asked)
  2502. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. You still wanna go after me, Jared?"
  2503. «SpitFire» *I give Puck a hug of support*
  2504. «HTBK» *JIvvar opens his forelegs to you, Puck.*
  2505. «Puck» I lean in greatfully, then make my way to Jivvar
  2506. «HTBK» *He places his hands on your temples.*
  2507. «HTBK» "What's your order?"
  2508. «Mr.Jared» "yes my sweet sweet- *egg alert! his hooves is getting a little lower, lower, DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!**"
  2509. «Egg_Discord» I catch him just in time
  2510. «Puck» "So, um, all I'd ask is that I not lose any of what I have now I guess. This has got to be the happiest I've felt in... well, pretty much my whole life!"
  2511. «HTBK» "...So what do you want, then?"
  2512. «Egg_Discord» "Slow down there. Let's save that for later, alright?" I grin, giving him a seductive smile."
  2513. «SpitFire» "wings maybe for the light bulbs? puck?" *I say with a laugh*
  2514. «Mr.Jared» (Why do i see Puck laying on Jiv like a child to Santa kidna thing)
  2515. «Globebutt» (Because it's a wonderful mental image.)
  2516. «Egg_Discord» "What was it I said last night? Something about making sure you couldn't walk for months?"
  2517. «Mr.Jared» (puck would crush jiv)
  2518. «Mr.Jared» "You know what... no"
  2519. «Puck» "heh, you..." I draw a deep breath, "Just keep me from overwriting any of Puck's memories, and, make sure Bright is just as bright then as I am now!"
  2520. «Mr.Jared» "Make it so that they wont work, period"
  2521. «HTBK» "...well, I'll do my best."
  2522. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  2523. «Globebutt» Spitfire had a good idea there Maybe I should have asked to keep our wings. It... wasn't so awful, when we had them.
  2524. «Ewo» I poke Egg "Wait um... what's it like to be a unicorn?"
  2525. «Egg_Discord» :You won't be able to feel your legs later, Jared," I say to him.
  2526. «HTBK» *He narrows his eyes. For a moment there your thoughts are all fuzzy-like, as if you've stuffed your head full of feather boas. A moment later, though, it passes. You can remember everything perfectly--and you know that neither of you is gone, but both of you are stuck in together.*
  2527. «Mr.Jared» -Damn it imaginary boner, why right now?-
  2528. «Writefag4» (Has anyone else figured it out yet?)
  2529. «Mr.Jared» (umm, what?)
  2530. «Globebutt» (Of course.)
  2531. «HTBK» (Prolly. Don't spoil it till the end, though.)
  2532. «Puck» I let out my breath in a long sigh
  2533. «Egg_Discord» I turn to Heartfire. "It's a little weird, being able to use magic with a thought. Then again, I killed an assassin and bust open a door using magic, so it feels pretty damn awesome."
  2534. «SpitFire» "you ok puck?"
  2535. «HTBK» *Oh, yeah. You totally iced a bitch, didn't you.*
  2536. «Egg_Discord» "That and it's a great substitute for hands and fingers, as Jared here will find out tonight."
  2537. «Globebutt» (It doesn't feel spooooky?)
  2538. «HTBK» "Who...is...next?"
  2539. «Egg_Discord» (Not even in the slightest
  2540. «Puck» I look to Lavender, "Yeah... I'm all here!"
  2541. «Mr.Jared» *gulp*
  2542. «Egg_Discord» "I'll go next, Jivvar."
  2543. «Egg_Discord» "Are you feeling okay? You look exhausted."
  2544. «SpitFire» "you know I could use an ear scratch Bright"
  2545. «Ewo» "Mostly that last bit is what I was thinking about. Well... I wish I wasn't thinking about the last bit, but still. I think I'll stay as-is."
  2546. «HTBK» (That plush actually looks pretty good.)
  2547. «HTBK» (In a creepy way.)
  2548. «HTBK» "I'm...I'm okay. Just..."
  2549. «Globebutt» (It looks damn good and AAAA it's staring into my eyes)
  2550. «HTBK» *He lets out a long, low breath.*
  2551. «HTBK» (AAAAAAAAAA)
  2552. «Puck» "Guess you'll just have to do my lightbulb replacements for me then," I say teasingly, as I scratch lavenders ears.
  2553. «HTBK» "Okay. I'm ready."
  2554. «SpitFire» "oh... that feels.. good..."
  2555. «HTBK» "Yes ma'am, Ms. Heartfire. I know someone who'd love to have you around some day."
  2556. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. Just fix my brain, Doc." I say.
  2557. «HTBK» *Jivvar nods and holds out one hoof, which even now shakes from exertion.*
  2558. «HTBK» "Spell "Transplant", please."
  2559. «Puck» (for a second I thought he was asking us to transplant a spell for him)
  2560. «HTBK» (WAIT IS THAT A SPH--wait, no.)
  2561. «Egg_Discord» "T-r-a-n-s-p-l-a-n-t"
  2562. «Globebutt» "Hey, Spitfire."
  2563. «HTBK» "Thank you."
  2564. «Globebutt» I head over to the purple pegasus.
  2565. «SpitFire» "yes?"
  2566. «Globebutt» "...Would you mind rolling over?"
  2567. «HTBK» *He places a hoof on your forehead. For a moment, your eye twitches as something strange and painful runs through your head. And then, it's over.*
  2568. «Ewo» "...What do you mean? Why would they want to have me around?"
  2569. «Egg_Discord» (Wake Up. Am Different Horse. End)
  2570. «HTBK» "Congratulations, Egg. You're you, for good."
  2571. «SpitFire» *I roll on my bacK*
  2572. «Globebutt» I rub Spitfire's belly.
  2573. «Egg_Discord» "Thanks doc. And, um..."
  2574. «HTBK» "You're a perfectly nice mare, Ms. Heartfire."
  2575. «Egg_Discord» "I've decided to change my name."
  2576. «SpitFire» "why....oohhh....that... pretty good..."
  2577. «HTBK» "Is there--oh? What to?"
  2578. «Puck» I watch Globe and lavender >what's globe up- ohhhh.....<
  2579. «Globebutt» "Now do you get it?"
  2580. «Mr.Jared» *looks around*
  2581. «Ewo» "O-oh" I blush.
  2582. «Egg_Discord» "It's Wispy Woods. Just Wispy is good for my friends" I say.
  2583. «HTBK» "...Hm. Yes ma'am, Wispy."
  2584. «HTBK» "Are there anymore?"
  2585. «SpitFire» *I feel my face very read* "...yah..."
  2586. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  2587. «Egg_Discord» I nod for Jared to go up.
  2588. «Mr.Jared» -This is it...-
  2589. «Mr.Jared» -the moment or reckoning -
  2590. «Globebutt» I quit rubbing and scratch behind an ear, then stand up.
  2591. «SpitFire» I then reach a hoof out to puck and pull her down, to give and a good kiss*
  2592. «Egg_Discord» "Say Heartfire... What's it like having wings?"
  2593. «Mr.Jared» *in front of fiv*
  2594. «HTBK» *...we must devise a system for acquiring ear scratches, Globe.*
  2595. «Puck» "ee-mmmpph....."
  2596. «Mr.Jared» "im ready"
  2597. «HTBK» *Jivvar holds out his hoof to you, Jared.*
  2598. «HTBK» "Alright. Just the mental stuff, again?"
  2599. «Mr.Jared» Mental, yes, I want to be human again... but one more element
  2600. «Globebutt» I don't think it's really the same now...
  2601. «Globebutt» I try scratching behind our ear.
  2602. «Egg_Discord» I look at Jared, surprised.
  2603. «HTBK» *...This is not the same.*
  2604. «HTBK» "Yes?"
  2605. «Mr.Jared» I want to be physically human, but for my curiosity (and to secretly fuck with society), if at all possible , a pair of wings
  2606. «Ewo» "It's really nice having wings. I've been able to help a lot of people out because of them you know. I don't know why, but I've had to use them more than I've needed to use hands..."
  2607. «Mr.Jared» *looks back to egg*
  2608. «HTBK» "...That's a tall order, ma'am."
  2609. «Mr.Jared» *le smile*
  2610. «HTBK» "Do you want to be male again?"
  2611. «Mr.Jared» "yes, i do miss having men parts"
  2612. «HTBK» "Of course..."
  2613. «Egg_Discord» I nod my head furiously at Jared.
  2614. «Mr.Jared» "out with a bang they say?"
  2615. «HTBK» *He grits his teeth and rubs his eyes.*
  2616. «Egg_Discord» Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
  2617. «HTBK» "Look, no promises. Okay?"
  2618. «Egg_Discord» Oh god, I think I'm drooling right now.
  2619. «SpitFire» *after the kiss I roll over and stand up*
  2620. «HTBK» *You are going to be *such* a good girl for him.*
  2621. «Mr.Jared» "I understand that completely sir"
  2622. «HTBK» "Alright. Now..."
  2623. «Mr.Jared» "You may begin"
  2624. «Puck» "Now lavender, that's not fair, I think I deserve a belly rub too... " I roll over and look at her coyly
  2625. «Globebutt» Maybe we can switch back to your body some time later? Or just go Haffer.
  2626. «Globebutt» I don't want to give up ear rubs forever.
  2627. «Mr.Jared» (uknow what, fack da wings)
  2628. «Mr.Jared» (ignore i even said it)
  2629. «SpitFire» "say globe, you should ask if you could have it so you can change at will between human pony"
  2630. «Puck» (u sure? might be too late now homebrew)
  2631. «HTBK» *He presses his hoof against your forehead. For a moment, it feels like an army of invisible midgets are drop kicking you in places you didn't even know you had. With a loud *POP*, you are transfigured into a human male, just as as you were except maybe a little bit buffer.*
  2632. «HTBK» "Huh...okay...done."
  2633. «HTBK» *...You'd do that? Really?"
  2634. «SpitFire» *reaches down with a hoof and scratches Pucks belly*
  2635. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  2636. «Globebutt» Of course! You know I liked them, too.
  2637. «Egg_Discord» I have the biggest fucking grin on my face right now.
  2638. «HTBK» "I think that's...everyone..."
  2639. «HTBK» *...Ohmigod you are *awesome* oh I don't know what I'd do without you.*
  2640. «Puck» "oooohhhhaaaaahahhaaaa, yeahhhh~"
  2641. «Mr.Jared» "T-t-thank you..."
  2642. «Mr.Jared» *surprised at own voice*
  2643. «Ewo» I avert my eyes
  2644. «HTBK» *Jivvar props himself up against the wall, and takes several deep breaths.*
  2645. «HTBK» "Al...right. I should go, then. Cleanup."
  2646. «Globebutt» "Thanks again."
  2647. «Mr.Jared» *finds a mirror*
  2648. «HTBK» *He slides along the wall towards the door.*
  2649. «Mr.Jared» *looks self over*
  2650. «HTBK» "Everyone have a good day now!"
  2651. «Egg_Discord» I follow Jared.
  2652. «Puck» after my rubs I slowly rise to my hooves, blissful
  2653. «Egg_Discord» "Bye Jivvar! See you really soon!"
  2654. «Mr.Jared» -oh god... im- im- IM-
  2655. «Mr.Jared» "IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
  2656. «Egg_Discord» "Hot." I say, walking up behind him.
  2657. «Egg_Discord» "So, now that you've got male parts, what do you say we find a nice place somewhere after everyone's gone and..." I say, leaning up on his leg, "Get to know our bodies better...?"
  2658. «Puck» "mmm.. Hey, Jivvies, lemme give you some help there...." I go to help him up with my head
  2659. «Mr.Jared» *turns around and crouches down to egg*
  2660. «SpitFire» *moves over to help too*
  2661. «HTBK» *He nods thankfully and pats you on the back, Bright.*
  2662. «HTBK» "Thank you."
  2663. «HTBK» *He opens the door.*
  2664. «Mr.Jared» Hey,
  2665. «HTBK» "Remember, don't go outside till it's clear."
  2666. «Mr.Jared» "Come back anytime, you hear?"
  2667. «Puck» "Hm? okay, take care yourself!"
  2668. «HTBK» *He steps outside, and The Postman slips out behind him.*
  2669. «HTBK» "You too! G'day, everyone!"
  2670. «Puck» (How EGG learned to stop worrying and love being the sluttymare)
  2671. «Egg_Discord» "So long you two!"
  2672. «Ewo» "Goodbye!"
  2673. «Egg_Discord» (YOu shut your whore mouth)
  2674. «Puck» (heheheh)
  2675. «HTBK» *Jivvar shuts the door, and trots off into the city.*
  2676. «HTBK» (More like YOUR whore mouth.)
  2677. «SpitFire» (egg yo ugoing to do a tumblr of this?)
  2678. «Egg_Discord» (You hush up too)
  2679. «Ewo» "...I wonder how the town is doing..."
  2680. «Egg_Discord» (I'll try.)
  2681. «Mr.Jared» "Now Wispy... something Ive been wanting to do but have been afraid to"
  2682. «HTBK» (IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL)
  2683. «Mr.Jared» *picks up Wispy and goes to chair, sits down, and puts Wispy on lap*
  2684. «Globebutt» (AAAAA)
  2685. «HTBK» (SIXTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS)
  2686. «HTBK» (FOR THE SOUL-PENETRATOR)
  2687. «Egg_Discord» "...Yes, Jared?" I've shaken the naughty thoughts from my head for no-HOLYFUCKI'MNEXTTOHISDICKISHEGONNASTICKITINSIDEOFMEPLEASELETITHAPPEN!
  2688. «Globebutt» ("Clopping the bid up"? Who's writing these?)
  2689. «HTBK» *...Good girl.*
  2690. «HTBK» (Nooo idea.)
  2691. «SpitFire» (THE END)
  2692. «Egg_Discord» "W-w-what are you doing?"
  2693. «Mr.Jared» *begins to pet Wispy's mane*
  2694. «HTBK» *Yes, Egg. Pollute this earth with your mutant Haffa spawn.*
  2695. «Egg_Discord» "Wait, what are you- Oh. That doesn't feel so bad."
  2696. «HTBK» (LRR makes Spaghetti cool.)
  2697. «SpitFire» (I'd say that a good place to head off for hte night
  2698. «SpitFire» )
  2699. «Mr.Jared» "Um Wispy, did you have something else in mind?"
  2700. «Globebutt» (It still can't save 20% cooler, though.)
  2701. «Mr.Jared» "You seem a little, disapoint"
  2702. «Puck» I nudge lavender towards the hall, "c'mon, lets leave em be, we've got a long day ahead of us..."
  2703. «Ewo» (It wouldn't be for the night)
  2704. «Ewo» (It would be for evers D:)
  2705. «Egg_Discord» "Well, I was hoping you'd stay a mare, but I guess that if you're happy, I'm happy. Please tell me that you're still gonna move into Lower Earth with me, though.
  2706. «Egg_Discord» "I really do love you."
  2707. «SpitFire» *I join puck* "it's going to be interesting from now on, but fun too" *as I nudge her*
  2708. «Mr.Jared» "I know Wisp, Thats why i changed, because i knew you would understand"
  2709. «HTBK» *Are we hitting the end--oh come on, Matt. Sonic Rainbid?*
  2710. «Globebutt» (Oh come on. CMC song? Go on to Season 2!)
  2711. «Mr.Jared» "plus, there is only oh so much a mare can do for you miss Wisper"
  2712. «HTBK» (Gaaaay.)
  2713. «Puck» "You know, we're stuck inside all day, together, you know how we should spend the time...?"
  2714. «Mr.Jared» *wink* *wink*
  2715. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  2716. «HTBK» (So I guess rich bronies are a thing.)
  2717. «Mr.Jared» (What?)
  2718. «Globebutt» (Infrequently.)
  2719. «Egg_Discord» "Shut up and take me, you handsome devil," I say as I turn and kiss him. "Now you better move in with me or you won't get any of this ever again, got it?"
  2720. «SpitFire» "shut up and get in that room little girl"
  2721. «Mr.Jared» *zip*
  2722. «Puck» AND THEN WE PLAYED PARCHEESI ALL DAY LONG
  2723. «HTBK» *Globe, Egg is getting fucked. spitfire's getting fucked.*
  2724. «HTBK» *What do you do now?*
  2725. «Mr.Jared» "What? I cant take off this jacket?"
  2726. «Mr.Jared» (We have a huge orgy then die)
  2727. «SpitFire» (I'd say good night  )
  2728. «Egg_Discord» "...Take it all off. I'm already nude, aren't I?
  2729. «HTBK» (3000 bucks. It is not my headcanon that Eli bought that doll and someone is going to get a nasty surprise in the mail.)
  2730. «Puck» (That sounds like a good night to me, jared)
  2731. «HTBK» Now*
  2732. «SpitFire» (good night guys)
  2733. «Egg_Discord» "One last thing, Jared?"
  2734. «Mr.Jared» "Come on Wisp, let me do what ive wanted to do for the longest time"
  2735. «HTBK» *Goooodnight.*
  2736. «Mr.Jared» "yes?"
  2737. «Globebutt» ...Probably go look for porn. Hope the internet is up. ...How is the house doing? Is the sink working right?
  2738. «HTBK» *Still apple juice. Very drinkable, though.*
  2739. «HTBK» *Guess they haven't gotten around to fixing that yet.*
  2740. «Egg_Discord» "...I love you. I want to be able to spend moments like this with you for a long time. Think you can make a mare like me happy?"
  2741. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  2742. «HTBK» *The GM wishes to know if this is the end.*
  2743. «Mr.Jared» "no"
  2744. «Egg_Discord» (Close)
  2745. «Mr.Jared» (it is not)
  2746. «SpitFire» (it is for me good night)
  2747. «Egg_Discord» I turn around and look at him, surprised by his answer.
  2748. «Globebutt» (It feels like time for a long-script epilogue.)
  2749. «Egg_Discord» "...No?"
  2750. «Puck» (I think the curtains can close, but the audience is definitely going to be hearing things from the other side of em)
  2751. «Mr.Jared» "I will make you feel like the most important mare in the world, with anything i have to offer "
  2752. «Mr.Jared» "Do you like that better?"
  2753. «Mr.Jared» (dirty things)
  2754. «Egg_Discord» "..." I shed a tear of joy. "Yes. And I'll make you feel like the happiest man alive."
  2755. «Egg_Discord» I lean in and kiss my man.
  2756. «Egg_Discord» All is well.
  2757. «Egg_Discord» (And that's where I'm done)
  2758. «Mr.Jared» *I pick her up, still kissing her, as i exit stage Jared*
  2759. «Puck» (we're all so proud of the happy couple, *tear*)
  2760. «Egg_Discord» (Thus does the tale of Lower Earth conclude)
  2761. «Ewo» (bby will u lv me 4ever)
  2762. «Egg_Discord» (Shut it, you)
  2763. «Puck» (Never)
  2764. «Egg_Discord» (Well, maybe not forever)
  2765. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2766. «Writefag4» (Is that it from everyone?)
  2767. «Egg_Discord» (I'm done)
  2768. «HTBK» (wait for the epilogue.)
  2769. «Puck» (Chapter the Next: Eggs Moans Made this Valley Noisy)
  2770. «Mr.Jared» (same here besides ^)
  2771. «Globebutt» (...)
  2772. «Mr.Jared» (I DEMAND IT BE MADE)
  2773. «Ewo» (I suppose I probably will go into relief efforts, but that's about it)
  2774. «Mr.Jared» Funny how this began
  2775. «Puck» (I shall make a long awaited continuation of The Electric Company)
  2776. «Mr.Jared» partys, hookers, beer
  2777. «Mr.Jared» In the end its the world, handlers, and pony sex
  2778. «Mr.Jared» ImOkWithThis
  2779. «Egg_Discord» (The public has demandled. And so forth, we have makeseth the it!)
  2780. «Globebutt» (Caw! Caw! Caw! Caw!)
  2781. «Writefag4» (I don't get it.)
  2782. «Mr.Jared» (Maybe i should of ask Ji for a horse dick)
  2783. «Globebutt» (I imagine I would have tried to return to normal life. Might have tried going to... well, Dr. J was saying anyone can be a handler?)
  2784. «Mr.Jared» (is that overdoing it much?)
  2785. «Writefag4» (I belive he said it was a gift that needed training.)
  2786. «Puck» (Isn't this whole thing overdoing it a little much?)
  2787. «Mr.Jared» (define this whole thing)
  2788. «SpitFire»  left the chat.
  2789. «Globebutt» (Spitfire's idea, even if we didn't hear it, was a pretty good idea that we might have come up with on our own.)
  2790. «Egg_Discord» ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mlgf4_Uceg Here, write)
  2791. «Puck» (the change back and forth thing/)
  2792. «HTBK» *That was the story of men who raged against destiny, and carved out a new place for themselves in the grand scheme. In the coming months, Helena Sykes would rot in prison, while lord Braxton Goldman was placed under scrutiny. Cassius "Chris" Clay would be demonized in the Under-world, and though his empire buckled, it never quite broke. Under Jivvar's stewardship, a vast majority of Noisy Valley was able to return to their previous lives—but a precious few were gone forever, and spent their days at the feet of the aristocracy. Taking a leaf from the heroes' suggestion, Jivvar saw to it that a statue was raised on Company dime: a statue of a man who knelt next to a unicorn, while both of them stared starry-eyed at the horizon. *
  2793. «Globebutt» (Go to handling school!)
  2794. «HTBK» *What became of our heroes cannot be so readily told: but homes and happiness were forthcoming in Lower Earth, and in the rebuilt Noisy Valley.*
  2795. «HTBK» *And the chessmaster—the great villain of the piece, who had ensured that Helena would take the fall for the heinous crime—laughed all the way home.*
  2796. «Writefag4» (Nightmares, for all of you.)
  2797. «Writefag4» (I swear if I could haunt you Egg.)
  2798. «HTBK» *write, Globe.*
  2799. «Mr.Jared» (what about write?)
  2800. «HTBK» *Tell us all who the villain was.*
  2801. «Puck» (you got your statue, be a happy ghost!)
  2802. «Globebutt» The bird done did it.
  2803. «Writefag4» Both Helina and Jivvar.
  2804. «Puck» (OH MR J)
  2805. «HTBK» Explain your observations!
  2806. «Writefag4» Pissilby just Jivvar.
  2807. «HTBK» There you go, Write.
  2808. «Globebutt» Helena didn't go to the party; that was J in disguise.
  2809. «HTBK» Yes, yes.
  2810. «HTBK» Go on.
  2811. «Egg_Discord» I knew it was him.
  2812. «Puck» This I do wanna hear
  2813. «Mr.Jared» ...
  2814. «Mr.Jared» ....
  2815. «Writefag4» You gave him the evidence.
  2816. «Globebutt» And when he "couldn't" handle us?
  2817. «Mr.Jared» eh
  2818. «Globebutt» He wasn't even trying.
  2819. «HTBK» But why'd he do it? What was his endgame?
  2820. «Writefag4» He gets the company.
  2821. «Egg_Discord» The company, of course
  2822. «Mr.Jared» what the flipping french toast
  2823. «HTBK» Quite right.
  2824. «Puck» okay, do the part where goldman couldn't either
  2825. «Writefag4» I have to say. I thought it was both of them. As the postman said she was both a seer and a handler.
  2826. «Mr.Jared» It was jiv who was restraining himself
  2827. «Writefag4» I thought it was Helina and Javar disguised as a bug.
  2828. «Egg_Discord» I'll ignore the whole part about Jivvar being the bad guy in the Tumblr if I make it.
  2829. «Mr.Jared» A tumblr? why?
  2830. «Writefag4» I was really tempted to ask if I could interrupt your happy transformations and invade your minds.
  2831. «Puck» http://www.disneyvillains.net/images/jafar_king.jpg
  2832. «Puck» I dunner.
  2833. «HTBK» Iii prolly woulda said yes.
  2834. «Globebutt» I, Dunmer?
  2835. «Egg_Discord» This is too good of a story to just leave it here.
  2836. «HTBK» So you guys didn't get the good end, but you didn't get the bad end.
  2837. «Puck» hehehehee
  2838. «Sunfire» Wish I could have been around more because it seemed fun but I was just *so lost* when I was around I was useless.
  2839. «Egg_Discord» So much history behind lower earth.
  2840. «Writefag4» But it turns out I was partially wrong anyway.
  2841. «Sunfire» and it made me mad at myself and I just didn't do anything tonight. >.>
  2842. «Mr.Jared» We were pawns
  2843. «Egg_Discord» What would've been the good end?
  2844. «HTBK» Alas.
  2845. «Mr.Jared» well payed pawns but still
  2846. «Puck» Asimov in Cyrodiil
  2847. «HTBK» Good End: you point out the obvious holes in the story.
  2848. «Egg_Discord» But would Goldman still have owned the company?
  2849. «HTBK» And then Jivvar spends the rest of his life screaming in a prison shower block.
  2850. «Writefag4» Goldman never did anything.
  2851. «HTBK» It's true, Write. He never did a thing.
  2852. «Egg_Discord» Poor guy was just a bystander.
  2853. «Writefag4» So Helina wasn't involved either?
  2854. «Puck» better end: Ignorance is Bliss
  2855. «HTBK» Correct.
  2856. «HTBK» Helena was also completely innocent.
  2857. «Mr.Jared» I feel horible now
  2858. «HTBK» Jivvar masterminded and perpetrated every last inch of it.
  2859. «Sunfire» woops
  2860. «Writefag4» So why did TP smell a seer? Thats what's confusing me?
  2861. «HTBK» And framed Helena for framing Equinox.
  2862. «Globebutt» Was he smelling her clothes?
  2863. «HTBK» It was said that seeing and handling would drive a person mad.
  2864. «HTBK» I don't know about you, but someone who would bomb an entire town to get a promotion is a little off the deep end.
  2865. «Writefag4» Ah. That explains it.
  2866. «Mr.Jared» in the end i don't care because i have a penis again
  2867. «Writefag4» He hides it well.
  2868. «Puck» He was nice to his pawns though
  2869. «Globebutt» dat timing
  2870. «HTBK» Of course he is, he's not a fool.
  2871. «Writefag4» Oh another gap was that he could fix people.
  2872. «Puck» See?! Ignorance is Bliss.
  2873. «Writefag4» There wasn't any reason for that.
  2874. «Egg_Discord» So I guess he's not such a bad guy after all.
  2875. «Globebutt» I still want to know why us.
  2876. «HTBK» So it was written.
  2877. «Egg_Discord» That is a good question. Why us of all people?
  2878. «Puck» We were the players globe.
  2879. «HTBK» He saw a gaggle of very specific average joes getting him what he wanted.
  2880. «Globebutt» No; that's why we're the players.
  2881. «Puck» >meta meta<
  2882. «Ewo» In the end, I didn't really care that much about the whole plot anyway in character, I just cared about the people in it
  2883. «Puck» d'awww
  2884. «HTBK» So he hired the postman to deliver the roses, duped you into setting off the bomb, made sure Helena's prints were on the map, and walked away clean.
  2885. «Egg_Discord» Yeah, the main plot wasn't even that important in the end.
  2886. «HTBK» True dat.
  2887. «Egg_Discord» The characters made it worth it.
  2888. «Ewo» Corruption in the higher ups WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
  2889. «Writefag4» Well, Writefag forgives you. Eventually.
  2890. «HTBK» Just like it should be!
  2891. «Mr.Jared» well shit...
  2892. «Egg_Discord» But yeah, for the sake of the Tumblr, I'll ignore the part about him being the actual villain.
  2893. «HTBK» A tumblr, you say?
  2894. «Sunfire» its relative anyway
  2895. «Egg_Discord» I MIGHT
  2896. «Globebutt» I like Jitters. Sassy and naughty though she may be.
  2897. «Egg_Discord» Key word MIGHT
  2898. «Puck» And everyone lived happily ever after. Except Writefag.
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