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WU,AH: Game 1 (DM: HT) Session 4 (13 Nov)

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  1. «Globebutt» Long story short, from my end of things: First session, I... lemme see how I worded it...
  2. «Sunfire» wait, you morons thought that buying leashes would somehow help things?
  3. «SpitFire» Puck got to 10 in one night, wow what did you do to him?
  4. «Sunfire» (WU, AH: the game where *everything* is a bad idea)
  5. «Globebutt» Well Globebutt sure didn't, but Jitters wasn't thinking, wasn't listening, or-- he did it all to himself!
  6. «SpitFire» so who all went to level 10?
  7. «Globebutt» Nobody went full pony.
  8. «SpitFire» oh
  9. «Globebutt» But right. First session, Globebutt realized his cock and balls were missing, and someone'd given him a vagina.
  10. «Globebutt» After you left, Jitters saw a picture that reminded her, and more importantly, reminded Globebutt, just who, and brought him back to lucidity.
  11. «SpitFire» just how far gone is everyone now (I'm the only one left at 2.7?)
  12. «Globebutt» Ewo's mostly recognizable. Puck went full pony with his goddamn squeaky carrot.
  13. «SpitFire» lol
  14. «Globebutt» Egg's still humanoid.
  15. «SpitFire» No game tonight I'm guessing
  16. «Globebutt» Depends on if I get my shit together, I think HT said. :V
  17. «SpitFire» so who got raped last night?
  18. «Globebutt» I don't recall any actual rape.
  19. «SpitFire» I mean metal rape, and lost their memories and only think of ponies now?
  20. «Globebutt» Well, that /un/happened to Globebutt/Jitters.
  21. «Globebutt» Puck's... as far as we know, still mostly seems to be in there.
  22. «Globebutt» (I don't think it'll be long, though.)
  23. «SpitFire» lol, we can fix that soon
  24. «Globebutt» Puck Who said I was cute?! I'll squeak my carrot at you!!!
  25. «SpitFire» That won't end well
  26. «SpitFire» so did they get into the city, or no? (and what time did it end?)
  27. «Globebutt» Better than what I keep suggesting he do with the carrot. ¬_¬
  28. «Globebutt» Ended 4:30 eastern.
  29. «Globebutt» And yes, we were all in the city. I was in its library where I realized where my dick went.
  30. «SpitFire» us puck a guy or girl now?
  31. «Globebutt» Puck's got himself a VJ.
  32. «SpitFire» girl huh?
  33. «Sunfire» oh god I had to eat a bunch of carrots in skyrim to get my encumberance down
  34. «Globebutt» http://pastebin.com/gLyyZvT1 chatter from main chat after the wossname'
  35. «Globebutt» friendship is carrots, you know
  36. «SpitFire» So I"m going to be the new target tonight to become a pony I bet  I still dont' know which one I am though. Mabye the 2nd from the last
  37. «Globebutt» Oh! RIght! I should put up a new pic of Coffee Bean again.
  38. «Globebutt» Or Jitters.
  39. «SpitFire» lol
  40. «SpitFire» the only one I have is that white one with red and orange main (closest I have to an OC)
  41. «SpitFire» Take tha squeak toy away from him....
  42. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  43. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  44. «Sunfire» so going into a pet shop better/worse than grocery store
  45. «SpitFire» 50 / 50
  46. «Globebutt» Worse. You can make it out of a grocery store all right if you make sure to avoid the produce.
  47. «SpitFire» this should be fun when come back (and find collars around our necks)
  48. «Globebutt» http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57jg7SBht1rwev57o2_500.gif btw, have i ever mentioned how much i really do love Coffee Bean's art? 'cuz it's amazing. forget who the artist is... colourburst? ...no, lizzombie, i think.
  49. «SpitFire» so was there romance last night? or just plot line?
  50. «Globebutt» mostly plot
  51. «SpitFire»  has uploaded a new photo.
  52. «SpitFire» that's all I have for an OC (pretty lame huh?)
  53. «Globebutt» In my... technically-not-professional opinion as a critic for OCG, yes.
  54. «Sunfire» that fucking squeaky carrot
  55. «Globebutt» And I could tell you /why/ it's a totally lame OC if I didn't feel like my face was swimming in oil and all of my pores were clogged up.
  56. «SpitFire» YOu can say it, it's bad, and that carrot is the ultimet trap for ponies
  57. «Globebutt» But I do, so I'm'a go shower.
  58. «SpitFire» lol
  59. «SpitFire» I'm going to have to take that carrot away from him.. her next time I bet
  60. «SpitFire» No carrot for you either Sunfire (you a little to close to full pony)
  61. «Sunfire» somehow, always
  62. «SpitFire» Sun we will wake up in the van burried in carrots or something
  63. «Sunfire» yeah I'm trying to skim over what happened as fast as I can
  64. «Sunfire» something about an underground city?
  65. «Sunfire» I dunno where I am in all this
  66. «SpitFire» Yah, we took the post card which lead us to the basment of city hall, fromt here we found a door to an underground city (where ponies are pets)
  67. «Sunfire» if only we could fix Write, then he could be super popular down there!
  68. «Sunfire» welp, gotta go to work
  69. «SpitFire» Cya Sunfire
  70. «Sunfire»  left the chat.
  71. «SpitFire» Globe did you get any sleep?
  72. «Egg_Discord»  joined the chat.
  73. «Globebutt» I did, indeed, get sleep
  74. «Globebutt» I also go a shower.
  75. «SpitFire» Morning Egg
  76. «SpitFire» Good to hear
  77. «Egg_Discord» Good morning
  78. «SpitFire» Have fun last night?
  79. «Globebutt» i sure did
  80. «Globebutt» though thanks to egg
  81. «Egg_Discord» Fuck yes. Also, found the perfect video that describes me in HT's RP at this point.
  82. «Globebutt» i do also have Spooky, Scary Skeletons stuck in my head
  83. «SpitFire» So for the next game,we take the toy away from puck! and video?
  84. «Egg_Discord» http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nCOxVaQQrbk#t=38s
  85. «Egg_Discord» I have an idea that may put me further into the TF, as well.
  86. «Globebutt» uh oh
  87. «Egg_Discord» Uh oh indeed, especially for the one who's responsible for the changes.
  88. «Globebutt» ...do you want to say more?
  89. «Egg_Discord» Let'
  90. «SpitFire» who will be involved?
  91. «Egg_Discord» Let's just say that Rage+special talent=PAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!
  92. «SpitFire» ack!
  93. «SpitFire» I was thinking pour bliss would do it
  94. «Globebutt» don't lose your hands, dammit
  95. «Globebutt» what would be a little
  96. «SpitFire» Pleasure though preffect thoughts of life or even sex (so to speak)
  97. «Globebutt» nah, trying to fit "handy" in at this point would be too much of push
  98. «SpitFire» I think i'd preffer the pleasure idea more
  99. «Ewo»  joined the chat.
  100. «SpitFire»  has deleted a photo.
  101. «Ewo» These photos need more two-tones hair ponies
  102. «Ewo» or maybe a two-tone ska pony
  103. «Globebutt» If it's not obnoxious, maybe? Upload it and I will complain about everything that's wrong with it. (I'm pretty good at that.)
  104. «Ewo» I wasn't really volunteering and that last bit was a joke
  105. «Globebutt» Oh, okay.
  106. «Globebutt» Just posted in DFG, which is doubling as OCG until someone makes a new thread, so. I'm in a critical sort of mood.
  107. «Ewo» It's alright ^^
  108. «Ewo» I just realized a good majority of these down here only have one hair colour
  109. «Globebutt» Yeah. Not a bad thing, though. Strange, but fine.
  110. «Ewo» I'm just partial towards two hair colours I guess
  111. «Globebutt» Simpler is usually better, as far as designs are concerned, but.
  112. «Globebutt» Anyway. Ewo, did you read the log to catch up on last night?
  113. «Ewo» Oh, no.
  114. «Globebutt» http://pastebin.com/HXeU1WUZ here's the rear end of last night's session
  115. «Globebutt» it starts before you drop out, so you should be fine
  116. «Ewo» Alright, I THINK I followed that
  117. «Ewo» I pretty much passed out right after my last message on there
  118. «Globebutt» Perfect.
  119. «Ewo» I'm tempted to ask people for pettings much more than my in-game counterpart, it's pretty great.
  120. «Globebutt» (Note to self: Ewo vulnerable to pettings; probably doubly belly rubs. Hit weak point for massive damage.)
  121. «Globebutt» (Even though you rolled pretty well for fort in my game. Pretty frequently, too.)
  122. «SpitFire» *pats ewo on the head*
  123. «Ewo» :3
  124. «Globebutt» ...Oh! 12:55. Got an appointment to get to.
  125. «SpitFire» Roll for Pon
  126. «SpitFire»
  127. «SpitFire» and cya later Globe
  128. «Ewo» 7
  129. «Globebutt» Now, now. Fort, /then/ pon.
  130. «SpitFire» lol
  131. «Globebutt» 7's a bad roll either way.
  132. «SpitFire» right
  133. «Globebutt» also, direct you to most recent photo in other chat's album
  134. «Ewo» Me living with people who play D&D makes this less of an effort
  135. «Ewo» and so I will become twoface except more complicated and boring
  136. «Ewo» I will call myself horseface
  137. «SpitFire» We know Puke is the squeeky toy, Ewo is petting... I have a bad feeling I know what my characters would be
  138. «Ewo» I'm pretty much weak to all things IRL
  139. «SpitFire» lol
  140. «Ewo» Fuck, I used to chew on a mouse like a chewtoy
  141. «SpitFire» No carrot for you
  142. «Ewo» and by mouse I mean computer mouse because I'm not that weird.
  143. «SpitFire» lol
  144. «Ewo» clickyclickyclicky
  145. «Ewo» My true weakness is being able to pass things off as jokes
  146. «SpitFire» If globe is running tonight, (or HT is globe will tell him) you realize your screwed
  147. «Ewo» It would be slightly worth it to feel more connected to my character
  148. «SpitFire» Fair enough
  149. «Ewo» Especially 'cause I was slightly irritated at getting almost no fort rolls if it's HT's
  150. «SpitFire» just need to find you muse  (which we may have)
  151. «Ewo» I have no idea which pony I could be
  152. «Ewo» I feel like it's probably not on there
  153. «SpitFire» may not be
  154. «Ewo» "electric blue" mane and tail, and also mare.
  155. «Ewo» This is shaping up to be one of the weirdest ways to play what is essentially Guess Who.
  156. «Writefag4»  joined the chat.
  157. «Ewo» I say we try to ptich Guess Who: WUAH Edition to Milton Bradley
  158. «Writefag4» Could work.
  159. «Ewo» During your turn you can either guess or attempt to turn the other person into a pony
  160. «Writefag4» Might be more appropriate for Wizareds
  161. «Ewo» I say Milton Bradley because they're who makes Guess Who I think
  162. «Writefag4» Oh.
  163. «Writefag4» By the way did you read last nights chat.
  164. «SpitFire» Yah, get the toy away from puck!
  165. «Writefag4» Write wasn't sure how to do it without blowing their cover.
  166. «Writefag4» He still doesn't know the details of pet ponies vs regular ponies in this world.
  167. «SpitFire» lol
  168. «SpitFire» Should be fun to find out
  169. «Writefag4» I'm a little concerned about us getting locked up as biohazards or something.
  170. «Writefag4» And Egg may be blowing our chances of getting any information from TP.
  171. «Writefag4» (Also I kind of wish the roll system would be consistent. I'd rather know if I was always trying to roll high or roll low.)
  172. «SpitFire» so who is left as a human (so to speak now?)
  173. «Writefag4» (I was told we left one human in the car. Ewo I belive is mostly human. Egg is a Haffa.
  174. «SpitFire» ANd I still am... (I don't think that will last much longer)
  175. «Writefag4» (You're probably the one left in the car)
  176. «SpitFire» ah
  177. «SpitFire» One thing I couldn't figure out, was if were any closer to getting a cure or not (wasn't sure)
  178. «SpitFire» oh and Write why does you character hate egg again?
  179. «HTBK»  joined the chat.
  180. «SpitFire» Run for it! he's here!
  181. «SpitFire» I mean...Hi HTBK
  182. «Ewo» hey there guy
  183. «SpitFire» HTBK how did the night go for you?
  184. «HTBK» A horse of mine went lame in a bad way, I don't know if she'll be alright.
  185. «HTBK» Otherwise good.
  186. «HTBK» And you all?
  187. «SpitFire» you are on a farm? old age, or injury?
  188. «HTBK» I am. And injury, I think. Damnable circumstances.
  189. «SpitFire»  I grow up on a farm but didn't have horses (wish it had)
  190. «SpitFire» Is there anything they can do ?
  191. «HTBK» Yes, I believe there is. Here's hoping.
  192. «HTBK» Moving swiftly along, though.
  193. «SpitFire» Agreed "_
  194. «SpitFire»
  195. «SpitFire» The rp wasn't to much on you right? (we didn't over whelm?)
  196. «HTBK» No, no, not at all.
  197. «SpitFire» feel up to running tonight?
  198. «HTBK» Damn skippy I do.
  199. «SpitFire» lol
  200. «SpitFire» Globe + coffee = bad, Ewo + petting = bad, and I think I have idea what will do my character in
  201. «HTBK» Orly
  202. «HTBK» ?
  203. «SpitFire» should I open my mouth here? oh and Puke + Squeaky toy = bad
  204. «HTBK» Maybe, maybe not.
  205. «Ewo» Puke is not a good thing to have on a squeaky toy, no.
  206. «SpitFire» yah, we have to get that away from him
  207. «SpitFire» you have an evil grin don't you HTBK
  208. «HTBK» But it *squeaks*.
  209. «Ewo» he has a point
  210. «SpitFire» lol
  211. «Writefag4» Back.
  212. «Writefag4» Its not so much that Write hates Egg. Its just he's had to put up with him for longer.
  213. «Writefag4» Its just one breakdown after another with that dame.
  214. «SpitFire» ah
  215. «Writefag4» Hysterical Dames.
  216. «SpitFire» And I figure what will get my character will be something simple (like having hair or mane bushed) something a head strong guy won't have done
  217. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  218. «SpitFire» wb Globe
  219. «Globebutt» hello, hello
  220. «Writefag4» Thats typically how it starts spitfire.
  221. «HTBK» And it gets much, much worse.
  222. «Globebutt» Quite.
  223. «Writefag4» Though we may have found a support system that knows what its doing better than we do.
  224. «Globebutt» But don't waste too much time thinking about how you'll break down, I'd advise. The GM usually get plans of his own
  225. «Globebutt» And they almost inevitably include making you the little mare
  226. «Globebutt» And, of course
  227. «Globebutt» The Pet.
  228. «SpitFire» I'm so screwed. though it my character gets wings. it will be all over for it (flight is his dream so to speak)
  229. «SpitFire» lol
  230. «HTBK» Aw, Globe. You kknow me so well.
  231. «HTBK» *...*
  232. «HTBK» *The GM reads that post.*
  233. «HTBK» *And he just laughs.*
  234. «Globebutt» Well, I won't say that I don't, but I'm speaking from personal GM experience here!
  235. «HTBK» And that too.
  236. «SpitFire» HTBK as for the story line, have we moved it along at all or not really?
  237. «Globebutt» Damn straight we did.
  238. «SpitFire» Excellent
  239. «Globebutt» I mean, if finally meeting The Postman ain't plot points, ain't shit is.
  240. «HTBK» Fo'shizzle, SpitFire.
  241. «HTBK» And there is more moving to be done on top of it all.
  242. «SpitFire» eep!
  243. «Writefag4» Oh I wanted to ask a question. You said when we were in the tavern you said he moved quickly.
  244. «Writefag4» One moment he was quite far and the next on top of us. Like supernatually so or were we just not paying attention?
  245. «Globebutt» Also. Next time it's convenient and relevant, I think our more humanoid companions may deserve reminders of how they look.
  246. «Globebutt» (And the rest of us might fancy that too.)
  247. «HTBK» I know Puck wasn't paying attention on account of squeaky toy.
  248. «HTBK» Were you?
  249. «Writefag4» Write was trying not to look directly at him. Didn't want to be caught staring.
  250. «Globebutt» (Squeak, squeak, squeak! Carrot. Carrot! Oh, Carrot, you're my very best friend. You ARE friendship!)
  251. «SpitFire» Someone is going to need to take that away from him
  252. «HTBK» I'm gonna say that falls on the edge. You weren't watching, but he got down those stairs pretty quick for a guy built like him.
  253. «Writefag4» I'm actually suprised that didn't start a riot on the car.
  254. «HTBK» ...Globe, that was creepy and adorable at the same time.
  255. «Ewo» You could probably just assume I was lost in my thoughts the whole time.
  256. «Writefag4» Like if he dropped it and it bounced a few times.
  257. «Globebutt» /me smirks
  258. «Globebutt» I do what I can.
  259. «Writefag4» Kind of like the apples incident.
  260. «HTBK» Thank God he didn't.
  261. «Globebutt» Quite.
  262. «HTBK» Alright, recaps for everyone. Who does *not* want me to list their PON score?
  263. «SpitFire» what time will you want to start today?
  264. «Writefag4» I think I'm good not knowing.
  265. «HTBK» No idea, SpitFire.
  266. «HTBK» Alright...
  267. «Globebutt» Just say if it's 6.9, or less.
  268. «SpitFire» Mine is 2.7 (for now)
  269. «Globebutt» You know what I'm thinkin', Writefag?
  270. «Globebutt» I wish we had that video camera.
  271. «HTBK» Ewo, 3 flat; that's ears, mane, tail, and bits. Globe, 6.9: you are coffee pone.. Egg, 4.2: ears, eyes, mane, tail, bits, fur. Jared, 6.1, he is ice cream pone.
  272. «HTBK» Writefag, you are slushiepone with initial memory loss.
  273. «Writefag4» I belive Egg pocketed it.
  274. «HTBK» Sunfire is narcopone, on 9 flat.
  275. «SpitFire» There isn't much left of sun
  276. «HTBK» Puck is 8.2, loving that squeaky toy like nobody's business.
  277. «HTBK» And Spitfire, you are sitting easy on 2.7 which gets you mane and eyes and NOTHING ELSE!
  278. «SpitFire» 8.2? he started at 2
  279. «Globebutt» As long as he doesn't start lovin' it like a prostitute's business.
  280. «Writefag4» Squeaky carrot.
  281. «HTBK» It's a
  282. «HTBK» It's a fucking carrot
  283. «SpitFire» What colour mane and eyes? (just so I have it for later on)
  284. «HTBK» But it squeaks
  285. «HTBK» How do you do that.
  286. «HTBK» Magenta mane, blue eyes.
  287. «Globebutt» (Don't say it's a fucking carrot; my mind goes there too often already! I don't like the scenery!)
  288. «Globebutt» Coulda filmed Puck. Could film me in case I lose it again. Could film everyone.
  289. «Globebutt» ...Could show popo.
  290. «SpitFire» ok, I"m betting I'll end up at about 8 tonight (or higher)
  291. «Globebutt» I hope you mean "up at 8 PM," not "at 8 PON".
  292. «Globebutt» For fingers' sake.
  293. «SpitFire» look what happened to puck 8.2 in one night, I'm sure I'll be next
  294. «Writefag4» Really the only reason it's gotten so out of hand is nobody wants to directly intervien for fear of being forced to take the cursed artifact away.
  295. «Globebutt» Puck made a lot of bad decisions.
  296. «Writefag4» And they have the burden of the carrot of carry.
  297. «Globebutt» "I am sworn to bear your burdens."
  298. «Writefag4» Is kind of like the one ring. Except instead of turning you evil it turns you into a pony.
  299. «Ewo» going to a pet store sure was fantastic
  300. «Globebutt» Guys, guys.
  301. «Globebutt» Guys.
  302. «Globebutt» What if the One Ring...
  303. «Globebutt» Made you cuddly?
  304. «Ewo» ...It doesn't?
  305. «Writefag4» It makes you invisible. Hard to be both.
  306. «Globebutt» Ask Bilbo.
  307. «Writefag4» Well I suppose cuddlyness is half appearance half softeness.
  308. «Globebutt» No, no; it's hard to /look adorable/ and be invisible.
  309. «Ewo» Invisible cuddles sounds great
  310. «Ewo» also like a great band name
  311. «Globebutt» You can sound cuddly or feel cuddly.
  312. «Globebutt» Tonight, at [unnamed city] Arena! Invisible Cuddles and Schnitzel Inferno on their Red Hot Hugs tour!
  313. «Globebutt» But yeah. Someone could have gotten rid of Puck's collar for him, or tried to toss his carrot.
  314. «Globebutt» We could have given it to a passing pone!
  315. «Globebutt» And hoped they didn't take it as a courting gift.
  316. «Ewo» They would have to be Punk barbershop quartet.
  317. «SpitFire» I'm betting that will be tonight (first the carot then the collar)
  318. «Globebutt» Something's gonna happen with that carrot. No doubt.
  319. «Ewo» Especially with hinting towards what can be done with it.
  320. «Writefag4» I'm afraid to knock it out his mouth. It might bounce in a playful manner.
  321. «Globebutt» You know damn well it would.
  322. «Globebutt» ...Pull a fox and the grapes.
  323. «Globebutt» Make him drop it somewhere where he can't pick it up.
  324. «Globebutt» Don't bother touching it at all.
  325. «Writefag4» >Puck dropping the carrot. Ever.
  326. «Globebutt» If we gave him a squeaky lightbulb, he would.
  327. «Globebutt» I bet you any money.
  328. «Globebutt» Or coffee, if you'd rather trade in beans.
  329. «Ewo» I had a foam lightbulb once I think...
  330. «Ewo» Kinda weird to bring up, but it's hard enough to remember that I think it's worth putting into the internet.
  331. «HTBK» *Unless you're part of a kinky Satanic murdersex cult, it's not every day you wake up strapped to an operating table with a TV suspended on the ceiling in front of your face. Unfortunately, that's what happened to you this morning. Your wrists and ankles are bound by leather straps, spread-eagle, while your chest is encased in a rusty iron vice. Something pliable and scratchy rubs against your abdomen—the sensation is vaguely reminiscent of broom bristles. To either side, you can see several other people, only just coming to: each of them is bound to a contraption much like yours.
  332. «HTBK» *With the distinctive *click*, the televisions all along the ceiling spring to life. The picture is of a strange human, whose gender is indiscernible behind its death mask. When it speaks, it does so by way of Microsoft Sam.*
  333. «HTBK» "Hello. I want to play a game."
  334. «HTBK» Ha ha, why do I want to run that so much?
  335. «Globebutt» Clearly, it's your fetish.
  336. «HTBK» ^Legit
  337. «Writefag4» Oh. Did we think of any penalties to having high fort?
  338. «Globebutt» I know I had a lightbulb stress thing once, but it wasn't foam. Was more of the fill-a-plastic-bladder-with-squeezy-stuff deal.
  339. «Globebutt» So we had to throw it out once the bladder started degrading.
  340. «Globebutt» Melting, dissolving. Not sure what was going on, but it was sticky and messy.
  341. «HTBK» No, Write.
  342. «Ewo» I think the one I was talking about was just some really cheap thing that a power company gave away or something.
  343. «Globebutt» Suddenly reminded I wish I'd played Paranoid
  344. «Globebutt» err, Paranoia.
  345. «Globebutt» I've played Space Station 13, which is similar in some ways.
  346. «Globebutt» (It's in space, you trust no one, and the AI runs the ship) but different in others (the gray suits are worthless (and always underestimated) and red suits are security).
  347. «Globebutt» (Though once someone uploaded rules to the AI that it was to redefine access levels based on what color jumpsuits people were wearing, as per Paranoia.
  348. «Globebutt» Security got so shafted.
  349. «Writefag4» I always wanted to learn that game but the inventory system is so terrible.
  350. «Globebutt» As is the playerbase. Much like this and Cards Against Humanity, it's a terrible game for terrible people.
  351. «Globebutt» (Except CaH is actually pretty well designed.)
  352. «SpitFire» HTBK your plotting right now, aren't you
  353. «Globebutt» (Not to say this is poorly designed. SS13 runs like shit, though.)
  354. «HTBK» Yes I am, Spitfire.
  355. «Globebutt» (It's one of his other fetishes.)
  356. «Globebutt» (Besides competitive voyeuristic cuddly transformation. ...That is what you'd call your pony Saw fetish, right?)
  357. «HTBK» ...
  358. «HTBK» What?
  359. «SpitFire» I bet he's planning on EWO in a blissfully sexual change just cause he can
  360. «Globebutt» http://youtu.be/3Mlgf4_Uceg
  361. «HTBK» That's...that's the weirdest term I've heard applied to...anything.
  362. «Mr.Jared» im back, what did i miss?
  363. «Globebutt» Like I say, HT.
  364. «Globebutt» I try.
  365. «Ewo» Hehe, it's neat that you put my name in all caps
  366. «SpitFire» I was just seeing if Ewo was still with us
  367. «HTBK» That's weirder than calling comic books "Graphic Novels".
  368. «Globebutt» >mfw americans call a rooty-tooty point-and-shooty a "gun"
  369. «Ewo» It actually is an acronym
  370. «Ewo» Well, that's how I came up with it anyways
  371. «HTBK» It stands for Electric Wight Orchestra.
  372. «HTBK» He lures hobbits under his barrow with his rocking tunes.
  373. «HTBK» And then devours them.
  374. «Ewo» What no
  375. «Ewo» Electric Wright Orchestra
  376. «Mr.Jared» so what transpired while i slumbered?
  377. «Ewo» objaction
  378. «Globebutt» Well, um.
  379. «Writefag4» Magic
  380. «Ewo» Nothing at all
  381. «SpitFire» we were debating if the changes through sex was a good thing or bad thing
  382. «SpitFire» (sorry a little bored while I wait for my desktop to reformat)
  383. «SpitFire» I'm putting Win 7 on it
  384. «HTBK» I don't think anybody is debating that.
  385. «SpitFire» When do the metal changes start again (I forgot to check)
  386. «Globebutt» .1.
  387. «Mr.Jared» (7)
  388. «HTBK» Technically, Globe is rightish.
  389. «Globebutt» Memory loss starts at seven, though, yes.
  390. «Ewo» .1. is a weird face
  391. «Writefag4» Globe what is this and why is it so funny?
  392. «SpitFire» ok
  393. «Globebutt» Writefag: Ask Quake. That fucker linked it and I can't stop watching.
  394. «Mr.Jared» you mean mental right?
  395. «Ewo» No
  396. «SpitFire» Mental yes
  397. «Mr.Jared» yea, big diffrence between metal and mental
  398. «Globebutt» http://pastebin.com/2uM1S80C J: transcript for you
  399. «Writefag4» Impulses start at 1. Actualy memory modification starts at 7.
  400. «Globebutt» some genres may come, and others may go
  401. «Globebutt» but metal. metal never changes.
  402. «HTBK» Writefag is more accurate.
  403. «Mr.Jared» dat refrence
  404. «Mr.Jared» anyways
  405. «HTBK» It's true. You can't kill the metal.
  406. «HTBK» THe metal will live on.
  407. «Mr.Jared» ive worked more on that campain
  408. «Globebutt» my mind can't read "campain"
  409. «Mr.Jared» im calling it "the tale of two pylons"
  410. «Mr.Jared» originality up da ass
  411. «Globebutt» doesn't know if it's camp pain, champaigne, campaña, campagna, campan, camping, calpain, champlain...
  412. «Globebutt» chaplain...
  413. «HTBK» PURGE THE HERETIC
  414. «Ewo» Camp Pain.
  415. «Mr.Jared» campaign*
  416. «Globebutt» that, i can work with
  417. «Mr.Jared» and screw you all
  418. «Mr.Jared» jk
  419. «Mr.Jared» lol
  420. «Mr.Jared» anyways
  421. «Globebutt» http://5secondfilms.com/watch/burn_the_witch
  422. «Mr.Jared» if you want to join the fun and adventure, il ned your chars
  423. «Mr.Jared» i already have you globe
  424. «Mr.Jared» i just need a d6 roll
  425. «Globebutt» I might have to join later or something, actually. I have to do some homework.
  426. «Mr.Jared» thats fine, i was planing on that anyways
  427. «Writefag4» Whats going on?
  428. «Mr.Jared» im just geing the paperwork done for a new campaign
  429. «Ewo» no pettings are going on ;~;
  430. «Writefag4» A WU:AM?
  431. «Writefag4» WU:AH
  432. «Mr.Jared» ja
  433. «Ewo» Might as well be Wake Up, Am Mare really.
  434. «HTBK» Wake Up, am Masculine: The Saxton Hale story.
  435. «Mr.Jared» wake up, aint mad: how to counter trolls
  436. «Globebutt» Wake Up, Punch Bear: The story of how I became Saxton Hale
  437. «Writefag4» I don't know if I want a 3rd story going at once. I'd kind of like to finish one.
  438. «Mr.Jared» tis kewl
  439. «Globebutt» Wake Up, Ate Mussels: The Tragic Story of a Shellfish Allergy
  440. «Writefag4» Maybe after one of these fully plays out. I don't know if I can keep three of myself straight in my head.
  441. «Writefag4» Its enough dealing with WritefagM and WritefagF
  442. «HTBK» Wake Up, Ate Mussels: Singles 45 and Uncer.
  443. «HTBK» Under*
  444. «Mr.Jared» i understand, i just want to get chars and shit down so we aint doing it on gameday
  445. «Mr.Jared» Wake up: Ass Mushrooms: Dafuq did i do last night?
  446. «HTBK» Notbad.
  447. «Writefag4» Oh. Its probably the same as the other ones. High Cha and Talent low everything else. Narcissistic.
  448. «Mr.Jared» can i get some numbers here?
  449. «Ewo» I think if the other talents were needed more, it wouldn't be such a given to have a high fort
  450. «Globebutt» Wake Up, Ain't Menstruating: Late or Pregnant and How to Tell
  451. «Mr.Jared» im bitchy about stuff like that
  452. «Mr.Jared» ^^
  453. «Writefag4» ATH: 2, MENFOR: 3, CHA: 6, Stealth: 3, Talent: 6, Reaction 1.
  454. «Writefag4» Probably going to be only one with lower MenFor until we come up with a downside.
  455. «Globebutt» MENFOR 3 hurts, man.
  456. «HTBK» It doesn't hurt the GM!
  457. «Mr.Jared» monfor?
  458. «Mr.Jared» oh
  459. «Globebutt» Monteforro.
  460. «Mr.Jared» nvm
  461. «Writefag4» Oh IDEA.
  462. «Globebutt» Montesque. Fortunado. This is not my Spanish homework!
  463. «Globebutt» Uh oh.
  464. «Mr.Jared» ?
  465. «Writefag4» How about the higher menfor the worse your slip-ups are.
  466. «HTBK» Wake Up, At Montpelier: How I Got to Vermont.
  467. «Writefag4» Like if you have low mental fortitude your mistakes are like accidently eating wrong or buying way too many apples.
  468. «Mr.Jared» Wake Up: Am Melting: how to tell if you are on fire
  469. «Writefag4» But if you're so restrained when you do snap its a big one like trashing the produce section or screaming when you can't satisfy your talent?
  470. «Globebutt» Wake Up, Am Magneto: My Life as an Evil Mutant
  471. «Ewo» Wake Up, Acronym Mispelled.
  472. «HTBK» Not bad, Write...hm.
  473. «Mr.Jared» Thats the joke ewo
  474. «Ewo» what is a "joke"?
  475. «Writefag4» So you'll probably slow the transformation but you'll also be more obvious and a liability.
  476. «HTBK» Hm...
  477. «Globebutt» That'd make sense, yeah. Not sure how fun or easy to DM it'd be, though. Hmm.
  478. «HTBK» I must think on this.
  479. «Globebutt» (Send FOR 5 shopping!)
  480. «Mr.Jared» i like ur thinking
  481. «HTBK» So here's a question for you.
  482. «Writefag4» I'm not saying as a fixed rule just tend that way.
  483. «SpitFire» did you just break the DM?
  484. «HTBK» Listening to ELO's "It's a Living Thing".
  485. «HTBK» What does that do?
  486. «HTBK» (Or Mr. Blue Sky, I guess.)
  487. «Writefag4» What does what do?
  488. «Ewo» Maybe not just based on fortitude, but more how long it's building up in you.
  489. «HTBK» Listening to an ELO album.
  490. «Ewo» gotta vent your ponyness
  491. «HTBK» And it's been noted that caving in controlled doses can actually--yeah, Ewo.
  492. «Writefag4» I don't know. Do you think you need to make fort rolls?
  493. «Globebutt» Hmm. Starts out... Chords they're laying out are standard Spanish progression... then it changes right away.
  494. «HTBK» "Venting" in controlled environments has actually shown to help.
  495. «Globebutt» It's in a different mode in the chorus than the verse. Is that what I was supposed to notice?
  496. «Ewo» Venting would also probably make you want it more later though
  497. «HTBK» Prolly.
  498. «Globebutt» Or, wait. Not chorus. Bridge.
  499. «HTBK» No, no. It's widely known that Mr. Blue Sky is the happiest song ever written.
  500. «HTBK» So, on a more general level.
  501. «HTBK» Is being exposed to sheer joy good or bad?
  502. «Ewo» Probably good in the shortterm, bad in the long
  503. «Globebutt» Sometimes.
  504. «Writefag4» Not sure.
  505. «Writefag4» Back in 30 minutes or so.
  506. «Mr.Jared» neutral response
  507. «Globebutt» (...Is this the same ELO that did Evil Woman? The chord progression there's so simple; it all moves too fast and fluidly in both the songs you mentioned!)
  508. «Mr.Jared» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZERaT4fbwA and rave party
  509. «Mr.Jared» coming here to ruin your musical moment
  510. «Ewo» Ruining your musical moment more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
  511. «Globebutt» (Globebutt. Why are you doing this? This isn't your Spanish homework. This has nothing to do with the symbolism of bulls or the meaning of war in any of your Spanish class's short stories!)
  512. «Globebutt» That's just dissonance.
  513. «HTBK» It's the same ELO that did Evil Woman, Globe.
  514. «Globebutt» The difference is just staggering.
  515. «Globebutt» Does make it abundantly obvious how much they love their pianoforte, though.
  516. «Ewo» is this horrible enough? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQJUfjcj5-c
  517. «HTBK» ...
  518. «HTBK» So I was watching those videos, and I saw the trailer for "The yummy gummy: search of Santa".
  519. «Globebutt» http://youtu.be/-gPuH1yeZ08 How about this?
  520. «HTBK» Did anyone else see that?
  521. «Globebutt» ...I don't think so.
  522. «HTBK» You are *lucky.*
  523. «Globebutt» I love Adblock Plus.
  524. «Mr.Jared» could i get a refrence sheet of the effects of each pone level from one of you?
  525. «Globebutt» http://pastebin.com/7Safa62Y
  526. «Mr.Jared» danke
  527. «Globebutt» (Also, listen around 1:27 in the video I linked. Opera cowboy rap is not something to be missed.)
  528. «SpitFire» hmm... what should I get for food for the game...
  529. «Globebutt» Come again? What do you mean?
  530. «SpitFire» what is a good food or snack for RP games?
  531. «Globebutt» Probably plain potato chips.
  532. «HTBK» I like apples.
  533. «HTBK» MAybe some carrots, if you have any?
  534. «Globebutt» Popcorn, cheetos, and-- apples, those'd be great if I were in the habit of eating them and HTBK I'm not sure if you're serious or just a bastard
  535. «HTBK» Apples, carrots, nuts. Fried chicken or Skittles if you're splurging.
  536. «Globebutt» Popcorn, cheetos, and flavored chips may taste good, but they get your keyboard messy.
  537. «HTBK» And you never will be sure, Globe.
  538. «Globebutt» Chicken's the same.
  539. «Globebutt» I will hunt you down, wait outside your house, and when you snack during an RP session
  540. «Globebutt» I'll be watching.
  541. «Globebutt» I /will/ find out.
  542. «HTBK» I suggest something low in fat and preferably natural-or-close-to, for health reasons.
  543. «Ewo» I forget apples are things you eat. And then I remember, and I start eating them a lot, then forget again.
  544. «HTBK» Also, I would note that apples in this context would help you get into character.
  545. «Mr.Jared» logic
  546. «Mr.Jared» i like soup while computering
  547. «Globebutt» Alternatively, dry cereal is good to fill you up; granola can do the same, but it can be very high in calories.
  548. «Mr.Jared» wow
  549. «Mr.Jared» i haz a nice system goin on here
  550. «Globebutt» I suggest /not/ eating roasted coffee beans, because they're very bitter.
  551. «Mr.Jared» i like ti when a plan comes together
  552. «Ewo» Chocolate covered coffee beans?
  553. «HTBK» Dry cereal can good. And sunflower seeds are better.
  554. «HTBK» (Kinda.)
  555. «HTBK» I take my coffee black, so I like it eye-searingly bitter.
  556. «Globebutt» http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fxzgKnnY1rwev57o2_500.png
  557. «HTBK» WEll, there you go.
  558. «Globebutt» And if Jared and I ever need bad end together
  559. «HTBK» But I have to advise potato chips, unless you keep them in up a flight of stairs or something.
  560. «Globebutt» http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ut8olPE71rwev57o2_500.gif
  561. «Writefag4» I like Triscuits. I'd like an apple more but I don't want to go to the store.
  562. «Egg_Discord» (I'm back. Did I miss anything?)
  563. «Globebutt» Snack food advice.
  564. «Globebutt» And pictures of Coffee Bean-- that is, Jitters-- with coffee-flavored foods.
  565. «Writefag4» Oh. Shouldn't Writefag be having some crushed ice cravings yet?
  566. «Egg_Discord» Okay, who's the ass who brought the "I want Egg to leave" picture back?
  567. «Globebutt» Jitters did try to offer a frappuchino.
  568. «Globebutt» (:3c)
  569. «Egg_Discord» I'll admit that typing that particular scene did break me up.
  570. «Writefag4» Slushie doesn't speak coffee.
  571. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  572. «Globebutt» Even when it's iced?
  573. «Egg_Discord» Admittedly, that picture is funny, though.
  574. «Mr.Jared» why does that last jitters picture look like it wants to rape me?
  575. «Writefag4» Well when you first offered he was having a bit of a breakdown.
  576. «Egg_Discord» That's bcause it does
  577. «Writefag4» Also writefag hated coffee.
  578. «Writefag4» You picked a terrible master globe.
  579. «Globebutt» Jitters is not the most mentally stable of ponies.
  580. «Globebutt» Obviously.
  581. «Writefag4» How could you possibly pick the one who hates coffee.
  582. «Globebutt» http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l6sbIVT71rwev57o2_r1_500.png
  583. «Egg_Discord» Say, HT, is there anything that would trigger my character into thinking like the pony he's turning into? I can't even think of what exactly her talent would be.
  584. «Writefag4» Also I'm afraid that Puck will end up beliving he has a master that doesn't exist. While his PON was going up in the bar I was talking about him.
  585. «HTBK» Possibly, Eg--
  586. «HTBK» ...
  587. «HTBK» Thank you, Write.
  588. «Writefag4» Glad to help.
  589. «Globebutt» oh shit that poor fucker
  590. «Writefag4» Also judging by the skeleton on her back I'd say its anything 2spooky4u.
  591. «Globebutt» he's gonna have a carrot rammed up his ass begging for a master who'll never come
  592. «Globebutt» it's gonna be the saddest and more disturbing thing
  593. «HTBK» What a brilliant idea, Globe.
  594. «Egg_Discord» Some examples, please? The best I can think of is when we start your game again, him getting thoroughly pissed at the situation causes him to unleash a burst of violet flames from his head.
  595. «Mr.Jared» ^epic shit right here
  596. «Globebutt» i was getting at how he might focus on something about witchcraft in one of the books at the library
  597. «HTBK» Swamps, alleyways, creepy rapists, dark corners, and anyone having the gall to mess up your beautifully straight mane.
  598. «HTBK» That too, Globe.
  599. «Globebutt» or maybe you like the model skeletons at the doctor's office
  600. «Writefag4» Oh I don't really know. WritefagF is playing this out as a desire to explore abandoned building/graveyards.
  601. «Egg_Discord» So basically a ghost hunter or seance?
  602. «Writefag4» They're trying to comprimise.
  603. «Writefag4» I wrote some stuff I want globe to read before we start that one again.
  604. «HTBK» So, for all you player-types, am I getting too plotarded?
  605. «Globebutt» ..your pony is /x/
  606. «Globebutt» i'm not sure yet. maybe? i'm not sure.
  607. «Writefag4» WritefagF agrees that exploring some abandoned buildings is cool. Theres so much history there. And if she can use magic to prove or disprove ghosts that might be fun too.
  608. «Globebutt» the difference between grimdark and grimderp can sometimes be context
  609. «HTBK» Plotarded, in this context, meaning "Too much plot".
  610. «Ewo» I'm not really following it all that well, but I don't really think my character would be either.
  611. «Globebutt» and i'm saying, it might be plot heavy, but i think it's working
  612. «Writefag4» (She also plans on throwing some scientists for a loop when she gets back to the states.)
  613. «Globebutt» so far, at least
  614. «HTBK» Duly noted.
  615. «HTBK» >Going back to the states.
  616. «Writefag4» WritefagF not WritefagM.
  617. «Globebutt» not like she's gonna set off a metal detector with her horn
  618. «HTBK» Because we all know how good the USA is at taking care of suspicious persons.
  619. «HTBK» It'd be like Gitmo, only instead of waterboarding you they rub your belly.
  620. «Globebutt» ...
  621. «Writefag4» She has a plan. Is there ever a time I don't?
  622. «HTBK» *scratcscratchscratchscratch*
  623. «HTBK» "TELL US EVERYTHING!"
  624. «HTBK» "N--nggeyeeaaaahh--"
  625. «Egg_Discord» I really hope that we get a session in tonight, because this is about the point where I start cracking since the person who haunted my nightmares is completely innocent
  626. «Globebutt» "OGOD YES DO IT AGAIN MASTER"
  627. «HTBK» "TELL US!"
  628. «HTBK» "...Good girl."
  629. «Globebutt» "WHO SENT YOU!?"
  630. «HTBK» And that's why Barack Obama has a unicorn.
  631. «Writefag4» I'm afraid she's one step away from becoming a supervillian. She kind of sees herself as superior to normal humans at this point.
  632. «Egg_Discord» http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nCOxVaQQrbk#t=40s At the point where we left off, this is essentially me.
  633. «Globebutt» "Ahh, ahh, ahh, oooh, ay... Wait, wait, why did you stop? Keep rubbing! GO BACK TO RUBBING, MASTER!"
  634. «HTBK» "Tell us. Who. Made. You."
  635. «Ewo» Majick restriction laws
  636. «Globebutt» pfft
  637. «Globebutt» cards against humanity
  638. «Globebutt» tsa has made ____ illegal on planes.
  639. «Mr.Jared» egg
  640. «Globebutt» won that round with "being a motherfucking sorceror"
  641. «Mr.Jared» thanks for carrying my lifeless pony body out and away from the crazys
  642. «HTBK» Has anyone here played "Spec Ops: The Line"?
  643. «Globebutt» I have not.
  644. «Ewo» I've heard a lot about it
  645. «Egg_Discord» You're welcome. Be warned, though: I may reach a point soon where I go crazy for different reasons
  646. «HTBK» You should, Globe.
  647. «HTBK» And not just because all of the PC's seem to be turning into the characters from that game.
  648. «Writefag4» Interesting? Theres one who's 0kay with it?
  649. «Writefag4» 0
  650. «Globebutt» Now I'm intrigued. But I have no time to follow through.
  651. «Writefag4» Stop distracting Globe.
  652. «Globebutt» I should have been essaying hours ago.
  653. «HTBK» All of them are going utterly *insane*!
  654. «HTBK» Okay, Globe. We'll shush.
  655. «HTBK» Kinda.
  656. «Globebutt» No, keep it up! I like the squeaky carrot.
  657. «HTBK» Bet you do.
  658. «HTBK» Good girl.
  659. «Ewo» squeak
  660. «Writefag4» We're still missing quite a few aren't we?
  661. «Globebutt» The metaphorical squeaky carrot, of course.
  662. «HTBK» But seriously, it seems like everyone is turning into Captain Walker.
  663. «Writefag4» Namely the squeaky carrot.
  664. «Globebutt» Sunfire returns at 6, I believe.
  665. «Writefag4» Well maybe you should go hide until then Globe?
  666. «Writefag4» I have things I should probably do that aren't scheming.
  667. «Globebutt» Well, I'll dinner at 5 something.
  668. «Egg_Discord» Who else other than Sunfire, Puck and Spitfire is missing?
  669. «Egg_Discord» Nevermind, spit
  670. «Egg_Discord» is here
  671. «HTBK» Just Sunfire and Puck.
  672. «Globebutt» Spit's here, but is... he? She? Idling?
  673. «HTBK» ...Ha ha, holy shit that game was disturbign.
  674. «Globebutt» It doesn't sound like a game I'd enjoy.
  675. «Globebutt» Not in the "this is boring" sort of way I don't enjoy Madden.
  676. «HTBK» It's impossible to "Enjoy" it in a "fun" way.
  677. «Ewo» Well I think I'm going to take a shower and eat or something
  678. «HTBK» I know this one guy who broke down crying near the end.
  679. «HTBK» And I almost puked!
  680. «Globebutt» Va bene, Ewo.
  681. «Globebutt» I think I'm disillusioned and cynic enough right now. I'd rather not put myself through something like that, thank you.
  682. «Globebutt» Not if I have to Enjoy it.
  683. «HTBK» Yeah, that is not something you want to look at unless you just want to see something dark, dreary, and depressing.
  684. «Globebutt» I mean, I like Fun, at least at times. But I'm not sure how I feel about Enjoying things.
  685. «Globebutt» Did I mention I'm in Cleveland?
  686. «Globebutt» Winter is coming.'
  687. «Globebutt» Finals are coming.
  688. «HTBK» The only fun you'll have with that game is analyzing it with your budd--ooh, that explains it.
  689. «Globebutt» My sister and I are both in school, and tuition keeps coming due.
  690. «Globebutt» I'm not writing a sadfic because I need to depress myself. :V
  691. «Globebutt» (I /am/ spending way too much time goofing off on the internet talking about colorful marshmallow ponies instead of doing work to improve my situation because I'm a fucking coward and lazy bastard, though.)
  692. «HTBK» (You and me both. Finish that essay up before you look this way again.)
  693. «Ewo»  left the chat.
  694. «Egg_Discord» I really love the character that Ewo is playing in our game, though
  695. «Egg_Discord» Someone who actually WANTS to go pony.
  696. «Globebutt» I... feel like I haven't been watching it close enough. Not even sure what e looks like.
  697. «Globebutt» (I have to clean my glasses before I work, dammit.)
  698. «Egg_Discord» Not sure what he looks like either.
  699. «Mr.Jared» CATTat
  700. «HTBK» Bright blue hair and...
  701. «HTBK» You know, it's strange.
  702. «Mr.Jared» damn cats
  703. «HTBK» For someone who wants to go pony, she seems to be actively avoiding it.
  704. «Mr.Jared» anyways
  705. «Mr.Jared» yea
  706. «Mr.Jared» im going to my bros later to do some black ops 2
  707. «Globebutt» Whaddidido to you now, J?
  708. «Globebutt» For how long, when?
  709. «Globebutt» (And for the record, is that "bro" as in "pal" or as in. ...Shit. Can't say legitimate, real, or legal... As in familiar brother?)
  710. «Mr.Jared» My real brother, and he was the one to get it
  711. «Mr.Jared» He disagrees with my liking of ponies
  712. «Globebutt» I'm not sure what the second half of that answer was in response to, but would you mind answering the "how long and when" question?
  713. «Mr.Jared» well he got it last night
  714. «Globebutt» I meant, how long and when will you be at your bro's?
  715. «Mr.Jared» not sure
  716. «Mr.Jared» il probably be back round 8 or so, leaving at 6
  717. «Globebutt» Okay. So if we stay in the caves for two hours and start at six; no harm, no foul.
  718. «Globebutt» Err. Is the expression no fowl, or no foul? Fukkit.
  719. «Egg_Discord» Six in which time zone?
  720. «Puck»  joined the chat.
  721. «Globebutt» Eastern. Heya Puck!
  722. «Egg_Discord» Oh man, I just realized how ironic my pony is.
  723. «Mr.Jared» ?
  724. «Egg_Discord» Since we're going off of self inserts, the irony is that I'm turning into a ghost hunter of sorts
  725. «Globebutt» What makes that ironic?
  726. «Egg_Discord» IRL, I'm deathly afraid of anything involving the dead and deceased, and I actively avoid graveyards
  727. «Mr.Jared» eastern time zone
  728. «Globebutt» And I don't drink coffee.
  729. «Egg_Discord» Zombies, ghosts, vampires, anything that's died once that came back.
  730. «Globebutt» (Though I've said before; in game, we can say I drink a little. Coffee, that is.)
  731. «Globebutt» Sounds like you're turning into the perfect pone to get you over your fears.
  732. «Globebutt» I mean, she may be spooky. But she's damn fucking cute.
  733. «Egg_Discord» Yeah, but even IRL, it's a preference. This could become a psychological war here, between a human afraid of death and all things related to it, and a pony who lives for the supernatural
  734. «Globebutt» Except, you can't have your pone, and be it, too.
  735. «Globebutt» ...You prefer to be afraid? Did I read that right?
  736. «HTBK» IRL, corpses are fun!
  737. «Ewo»  joined the chat.
  738. «Globebutt» (Just clarify; I want you to go on, but I need to do work.)
  739. «Egg_Discord» I'm not afraid of the concept of death exactly, but things that have died once and come back to life are particularly horrifying because you can't kill something that's already dead.
  740. «Puck» Ah! This chat is moving!
  741. «Ewo» (Well, Arch sucks now.)
  742. «Globebutt» Ah. Okay.
  743. «Egg_Discord» And, of course, there's always that fear of the uncertainty of what lies after one dies
  744. «Globebutt» What, Ewo?
  745. «Ewo» (Arch went and crashed entirely on me)
  746. «Globebutt» I feel pretty confident in what lies beyond.
  747. «Puck» (what's Arch?)
  748. «Ewo» (It's my current OS, Arch Linux)
  749. «Globebutt» Which is probably a better reason than "I'm part Scotch, part German" for not drinking, but more embarrassing. And depressing.
  750. «Mr.Jared» well, just finished the summery
  751. «Ewo» (Also, I have decided that Pun Pony needs to go into the pony pool)
  752. «Mr.Jared» holy shit
  753. «Mr.Jared» what time did that end?
  754. «Globebutt» ("Hey, man; want a drink?" "No. God is dead.")
  755. «Globebutt» 4:30.
  756. «Mr.Jared» guess i cant stay to the ends of them anymore
  757. «Mr.Jared» i go down at round 9
  758. «Globebutt» So Quiet's narcolepsy needs to be contageous.
  759. «Globebutt» (Ewo: I like Pun's cutie mark and explaination, but her character design-- color scheme, at least-- is kind of really bad.)
  760. «Globebutt» (Not pun-bad, either.)
  761. «SpitFire» Puck! no more queaky toy!
  762. «Writefag4» For me? 3AM.
  763. «Puck» (Alas, what am I to do?!)
  764. «Puck» (I've been thinking I need to have someone hold it for me actually)
  765. «SpitFire» You went from 1 to 8.2 in one night, nice job
  766. «Globebutt» (Break the squeaker. Fox-and-grapes. Give it to a handsome stallion.)
  767. «Ewo» (I don't really care about the design, I just want to see someone try really hard not to make puns)
  768. «Puck» (I started at 2)
  769. «Globebutt» (God. He did, didn't he.)
  770. «Mr.Jared» who went fron 1 to 8.2?
  771. «Puck» (but yeah...)
  772. «Globebutt» Ewo: I care about design, though.
  773. «Puck» ( I went from 2 to 8.2)
  774. «Globebutt» Was considering putting someone in the pool...
  775. «SpitFire» I'm not going to reckizes you am I?
  776. «Puck» (Wheeeee~)
  777. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  778. «Globebutt» Except /nobody/ likes Spinach.
  779. «Ewo» (I mean I don't care like, if there was a different pony with the same thing, it would be the same amount of needs to happen)
  780. «SpitFire» Puck "if your happy and your know it sqeeky a toy..."
  781. «Puck» Don't tempt meee.....
  782. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  783. «SpitFire» don't worry HTBK has much worse things planned for the rest of us
  784. «Globebutt» (It's /my/ toy and I'm gonna /SQUEAK IT/!)
  785. «Mr.Jared» idk if i want to continue the rp though, ive missed so much
  786. «Egg_Discord» Then we'll just say that you died of frost bite in the car.
  787. «Egg_Discord» Who wants a Ponesicle?
  788. «Mr.Jared» thats kinda dark
  789. «Egg_Discord» Nonsense. We just put you on a stick and BLAMO! Dark Comedy.
  790. «Egg_Discord» Nah, I"m kidding.
  791. «Globebutt» None of you lot were here when Write, HT, and I were discussing what might happen to you, were you.
  792. «Egg_Discord» Apparently not. Discuss this with us, Globe.
  793. «Writefag4» Hmm?
  794. «SpitFire» oh?
  795. «Globebutt» I'm not sure Puck should know.
  796. «Globebutt» But I think Spit /was/ in the chat.
  797. «HTBK» Hallo, Squeaky.
  798. «Globebutt» Remember what we said about the carrot and... what's Puck's new name? Her master.
  799. «Egg_Discord» Let's hear it
  800. «Writefag4» Well we'd have to deal with sunfire being there too.
  801. «HTBK» The GM regrets to inform you all that on account of his lame mare, he will need to take some time off. He will be back in approximately an hour and twenty minutes with further news.
  802. «SpitFire» I think I missed it
  803. «SpitFire» no problem. (hopefully she get's better)
  804. «HTBK» And Globe sait that poor Bright Idea is going going to sit there with a carrot up her ass, begging for a master that will never come.
  805. «HTBK» Or something like that.
  806. «Globebutt» Sounds about like what I said.
  807. «Writefag4» Pretty sure thats almost exactly what he said.
  808. «Globebutt» Maybe I play too much CoC, but that sounds like Bad End to me.
  809. «Writefag4» I mentioned that while you were busy racking up loads of PONe I was talking about how we needed to go find a master.
  810. «Writefag4» However the master I was talking about doesn't exist. You might think so though.
  811. «Globebutt» ...I'm hearing that as a verse from a tacky Caribbean-flavored song. What I just said, I mean.
  812. «Writefag4» (Sorry that should be lods not loads up there.
  813. «Globebutt» >we need to go find a master
  814. «Globebutt» song from Hearts & Hooves Day is in my head now
  815. «Writefag4» Probably a good think I didn't go up or I might be just as confused.
  816. «Globebutt» The Perfect Stallion, that's what it's called, innit.
  817. «Writefag4» Writefag hurt himself in confustion!
  818. «Globebutt» Took .6 PON!
  819. «Writefag4» At least I don't Slushies master is Writefag and wonder where he is.
  820. «Mr.Jared» Go carrotmon!
  821. «Globebutt» Nah, carrot'd be an item.
  822. «Globebutt» Like the Pokédoll.
  823. «Globebutt» Throw it at wandering pones so you can run away.
  824. «Egg_Discord» Carrotmon, use butt drill!
  825. «Writefag4» Except it has a 70% chance of making your own Ponypon go for it as well.
  826. «Globebutt» I'd put it at 60.
  827. «Mr.Jared» hmm
  828. «Mr.Jared» wait
  829. «Mr.Jared» ware we talking about puting this rp system to pokemon? you sick sick people
  830. «Mr.Jared» il be back, i need to graba new lightbulb
  831. «Globebutt» >lightbulb
  832. «Writefag4» Just distraction carrots.
  833. «Globebutt» I should put up a writing window over this and head to dinner.
  834. «Writefag4» Also I think it would be the ulitmate expression of Narcissism if Writefag thought he was his own master. So in love with himself that he worships himself.
  835. «Mr.Jared» anyways
  836. «Mr.Jared» yea
  837. «Mr.Jared» idk if i can stay in htbks rp
  838. «SpitFire» Puck how changed are you now (looks wise)
  839. «Mr.Jared» i just cant stick to the hours
  840. «Mr.Jared» so heres what you do
  841. «Mr.Jared» we find a icecram shop
  842. «Mr.Jared» then suddenly for no reason my char goes into heat
  843. «Mr.Jared» its fool proof
  844. «Puck» (uhh, I think I went pull pony around 6 ot 7)
  845. «Puck» *full
  846. «SpitFire» *pats puck on the head*
  847. «Puck» I failed every single check I made.
  848. «Puck» and rolled a 10 for PON on multiple occasions.
  849. «SpitFire» and you played with the toy
  850. «Puck» I tried to resist a few times.
  851. «SpitFire» we will take that away from you toinght (if I can find you or reckinze)
  852. «Puck» I'm not that far gone mentally, but I am waiting for a good time to have a sudden fit of realization.
  853. «Writefag4» Probably would have sooner. But the thing is whoever takes it from you will end up carrying it.
  854. «Writefag4» If we throw it away HTBK will just make it appear somewhere. Its probably enchanted.
  855. «SpitFire» Puck has your character realized what is happening to him (or is it her now?)
  856. «Puck» its her now.
  857. «Puck» and I'd have to say... not really.
  858. «SpitFire» lol
  859. «SpitFire» that won't end well
  860. «Puck» I think she's operating on shock and brain chemicals
  861. «Writefag4» Having Write pretend she's somones master probably isn't helping.
  862. «Puck» You seemed to be doing okay until you went on the leash
  863. «Puck» I'm stockpiling squeaky carrot vids from youtube
  864. «Writefag4» Yeah. The least probably didn't help me at all.
  865. «Puck» We got it off you, but then I stole your collar. Sorry about that.
  866. «SpitFire» Puck your full pony now right?
  867. «Puck» I was imagining my character standing there, knowing that she should put it down, but unable to actually let go of it.
  868. «Puck» Yeah
  869. «SpitFire» wait till she walks by a mirror
  870. «Puck» That or egg socks me one.
  871. «SpitFire» for this ver, are ponies smaller then humans? or about the same size?
  872. «Puck» Smaller, for sure... maybe large dog?
  873. «Writefag4» Smaller. I think it was like 3 feet?
  874. «Puck» About the same scale as Zephyr's fic right?
  875. «SpitFire» ok
  876. «Puck» I feel as though I should amend that with "and all that that implies."
  877. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  878. «Globebutt» scale
  879. «Globebutt» (more than you ever wanted)
  880. «Egg_Discord» Hey, globe, can you add the I Want Egg to Leave picture back up? That was pretty funny in hindsight
  881. «Puck» I was afraid it was that picture, lol
  882. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  883. «SpitFire» thanks for the info
  884. «Writefag4» Globe I keep watching it. This is what SFM was made for.
  885. «Mr.Jared» well ima go now
  886. «Mr.Jared» enjoy the party
  887. «Mr.Jared» dont eat the yellow snow
  888. «Egg_Discord» So long
  889. «Globebutt» (in other news, i felt like a nutty whiny buttface at dinner and on the way down and up as i talked myself through my myriad problems)
  890. «Globebutt» later jared
  891. «Puck» see ya
  892. «Writefag4» Bye Jared. We'll see if you can get put in a spot that doesn't completely remove you in case things change.)
  893. «Egg_Discord» But yellow snow tastes good
  894. «Mr.Jared» i still want a summery if i dont amke it abck in time
  895. «Globebutt» Writefag: I had a good healthy laugh when I realized what you were talking about there
  896. «Globebutt» (i think i gained a few SAN points even if I lost some HAP and gained CYN, and i did manage to walk for a bit while thinking about Nothing for the first time since I can remember)
  897. «Globebutt» (it was kind of neat)
  898. «Globebutt» (though i may want to wear gloves next time)
  899. «Puck» Sounds nice overall
  900. «Globebutt» (as nice as realizing you may have been born into the perfect storm of first world problems to bring up the world's saddest human, realizing how fucking stupid that sounds, realizing how willing you are to accept that you (if you are correct) will forever live a life of misery, and wondering how fucked up that make you can be)
  901. «Globebutt» s/make you/makes you/
  902. «Globebutt» but enough *angst*; i'm gonna take a nap then work on my paper. or, try to
  903. «Writefag4» See you.
  904. «Egg_Discord» So long
  905. «Puck» good luck I suppose!
  906. «HTBK» Today I learned that one of my oldest friends is in the hospital and going to court, because her firstborn daughter was savaged by a dog at the day care center and is currently on life support.
  907. «HTBK» Everyone in the world has problems today.
  908. «SpitFire»
  909. «SpitFire» Sorry to hear about that HTBK
  910. «HTBK» I suggest that we all get drunk.
  911. «HTBK» Or krunk, if that's how you do things.
  912. «SpitFire» lol
  913. «SpitFire» How is your Mare any better?
  914. «Writefag4» Well my problems feel like they pale in comparison now.
  915. «Puck» I'll drink to their hopefully good fortune.
  916. «HTBK» She can stand, at least. I've called out a wise country doctor, and he'll be here tomorrow.
  917. «Puck» >not sure if actually talking about an actual Mare
  918. «SpitFire» YOu could be right there Puck
  919. «Egg_Discord» I'm sorry to hear that, HT. Are you gonna be okay?
  920. «HTBK» >Actual mare.
  921. «HTBK» Wasn't my face that got bit off, man.
  922. «HTBK» Ha ha, that sounded far less douchey in my head.
  923. «Egg_Discord» I know, but I can't imagine that this is easy for you.
  924. «HTBK» No it's not, but that's the way the ball bounces. Today, I place my faith in modern medicine, for my sake and my friend's.
  925. «HTBK» So, Egg, Write. Do you guys have any problems today?
  926. «Egg_Discord» You mean like IRL problems?
  927. «Writefag4» Just realising I probably have issues and am probably lying to myself more than I previously thought.
  928. «Egg_Discord» The worst thing is yet another dead end on my job hunt
  929. «Puck» Now I feel bad for having a really nice day.
  930. «HTBK» Yeah, IRL problems.
  931. «Puck» Everyone Wallow in my Happiness!
  932. «HTBK» Oooh, lookit Mr. Blue Sky over here, with his perfectly find day.
  933. «HTBK» Go back to your carrot.
  934. «Puck» *sad squeek~*
  935. «Egg_Discord» But it can't dull my delight in me finally getting almost all of my things from Alaska in the mail. I'm missing a couple things, but I'm going to hope that it's because there's another package coming and not because my jackass stepfather wants something to use for blackmain.
  936. «Egg_Discord» *Blackmail
  937. «HTBK» You're from Alaska? Studying out-of-state, I take it?
  938. «Egg_Discord» Actually, I've moved here to leave Alaska for good.
  939. «Egg_Discord» There's nothing for me back there, and I came here to stay with family until I can afford to live on my own.
  940. «Egg_Discord» Given my success at finding a job, though, I haven't had much luck.
  941. «Egg_Discord» That and I had to escape my emotionally abusive, controlling stepfather for my own good.
  942. «Writefag4» Oh they started playing Christmas music where I work so thats a bad thing too. Probably slowly going crazy before the end of the year.
  943. «HTBK» Fuckin stepfathers, man.
  944. «Writefag4» I'd rather be turning into a pony and wanting a master.
  945. «HTBK» They've been playing Christmas music for two weeks straight on my end, Write.
  946. «HTBK» Make a wish, I'm sure Santa will oblige.
  947. «SpitFire» So what do you have planned for us next HTBK?
  948. «Egg_Discord» I won't say they're all bad. Mine is especially bad, though, because he's so delusional that he doesn't see that he's the bad guy.
  949. «HTBK» Plot, Spitfire.
  950. «Egg_Discord» From what I've heard, my own sister said she'
  951. «HTBK» Dads in general, man. Either they're abusive drunk or closet gays.
  952. «Egg_Discord» *she'd rather sit at home alone and eat a turkey sandwich then have a giant turkey dinner with my stepdad
  953. «HTBK» Turkey sandwich is good...fuggitall, man.
  954. «HTBK» Good luck with the job hunt.
  955. «Egg_Discord» My actual dad, though, is really a decent person. He's very clingy, but that's because he and I haven't really had a chance to bond with each other. I plan to fix that, now that I'm in the lower 48 and I can actually spend time with him.
  956. «HTBK» Or good luck Panhandling, if you can't.
  957. «HTBK» Hey, that's good. Silver linings.
  958. «Egg_Discord» I'm living with my grandparents, which is still a bit odd for me to have family that wants me to do what I feel is best for me, not pressure me into doing something that they want me to do for their own gain.
  959. «Egg_Discord» Unlike my stepdad, who treated me like some trophy to brag about, my grandparents genuinely care for me. Sure they're a bit old fashioned, and my grandpa is a bit homophobic, but they lived in a different time, and the subject doesn't come up enough to where I hate him for it.
  960. «HTBK» Grandparents are good. At least, one set always is.
  961. «Egg_Discord» Does that sound bad that I find it odd that there's family that honestly cares about my own well-being and not expecting anything in return?
  962. «HTBK» No. Come from the right background, and it's always surprising the first time.
  963. «Egg_Discord» I suppose you have a point. But enough of my tragic past. We're not here to listen to my ramblings about my personal life. I don't drink alcohol because of my lineage of alcoholics, but I will drink a soda for you and your friend tonight, HT.
  964. «Egg_Discord» I hope that she and her child recover.
  965. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  966. «Egg_Discord» Let's discuss happier subjects, shall we? No good if we keep ourselves depressed, huh?
  967. «SpitFire» Anyone seen any good movies lately?
  968. «Ewo» I have, but they're not ones in theaters or anything
  969. «Puck» I saw skyfall
  970. «Puck» it was good
  971. «HTBK» No good in keeping ourselves depressed indeed, Egg.
  972. «HTBK» It's getting chilly on my end.
  973. «HTBK» IN 12 minutes' time I'll be ready.
  974. «Egg_Discord» Wreck-it-Ralph was an amazing movie. I definitely didn't expect it to be as good as it was.
  975. «Puck» I didnt expect all the feels!
  976. «Egg_Discord» Not that I thought it would be bad. I knew it'd be good, but not that good!
  977. «Puck» I loved how vanellope was still [spoiler]y at the end.
  978. «Egg_Discord» And the reveal at the end was VERY well played. As someone who sees cliches coming, this was a twist I genuinely didn't see coming.
  979. «Puck» Yeah, I didn't see it coming at all
  980. «Puck» probably less then I saw the squeaky carrot coming, and -that- was out of left field.
  981. «Egg_Discord» I also loved the attention to detail. Did anyone see the TRON cabinet in the arcade?
  982. «Puck» I didn't where was it?
  983. «Egg_Discord» In the opening where it pans out of the arcade
  984. «Egg_Discord» It's easy to miss.
  985. «Egg_Discord» I think I also heard that one of the terminals in Game Central Station lead to TRON as well, but none of the characters showed up.
  986. «Egg_Discord» I was a little surprised that there were no references to Kingdom Hearts in the movie. You think there'd be at least a little nod, since it's the best game series Disney has thus far.
  987. «Puck» Yeah, I guess more big name cameos would have been nice, but I ain't complaining.
  988. «Egg_Discord» To be fair, though, Tron's getting a third film and has a TV show. A cameo might've been over kill
  989. «Egg_Discord» And yeah, more big name cameos would've also been nice
  990. «Writefag4» I need to stop looking at this chat apparently or are you done gushing about Bash it Biff?
  991. «Egg_Discord» Yeah, we're done
  992. «Writefag4» Sorry. Still haven't seen it. My friends schedules are too diffrent it isn't easy to watch it together at any time.
  993. «Puck» Ahh, bummer.
  994. «Egg_Discord» Believe me, it's worth every cent you pay for it.
  995. «Puck» Any of you get the new mlp android game?
  996. «Writefag4» I heard /v/ liked it. /v/ doesn't like anything so it must be pretty good.
  997. «Writefag4» Don't have an android anything.
  998. «Egg_Discord» nope.avi
  999. «Puck» /v/ liked it?!
  1000. «Globebutt» I don't have a smartphone, so. (This tab is distracting me. I'm defocusing this tab fro this window.)
  1001. «Globebutt» >/v/ >like >2012 >shitdiggity
  1002. «Puck» heh, sorry globe
  1003. «Globebutt» (get back to work globe)
  1004. «Puck» we'll holla when its time for pony
  1005. «HTBK»  has locked the chat.
  1006. «HTBK»  has unlocked the chat.
  1007. «HTBK» WRooong button.
  1008. «HTBK» Anyway. Bar any unexpected crises, ready to roll.
  1009. «Egg_Discord» Me too! You guys ready to rock?
  1010. «Ewo» I am
  1011. «Puck» YES!
  1012. «SpitFire» Yep
  1013. «Egg_Discord» Yay! Let's turn into ponies!
  1014. «SpitFire» HTBK where will I be starting?
  1015. «HTBK» Everyone hold onto your hats. Egg, don't sound so excited if you can help it.
  1016. «Globebutt» ¿Qué pasa?
  1017. «HTBK» Globe, back to your essay.
  1018. «Globebutt» :C
  1019. «Egg_Discord» It's for your own good.
  1020. «HTBK» Tu esta aprendiendo espanol, no ser un caballo.
  1021. «Globebutt» But I just closed out of it! And it's about animals and symbolizing the terror, horror, and ingloriosity... fuck that's not an English word.
  1022. «HTBK» I think we're all willing to wait till you get some work done, because none of us are willing to sabotage our--oh, you're done?
  1023. «Globebutt» ¡Puedo ser un poni hispanohablante!
  1024. «Egg_Discord» In that case, let us begin without delay.
  1025. «Puck» (oh yeah, I think it'd be important to get some cash monies, and do recon while we're at it, so after we're done at the police station I think that's where I'm headed)
  1026. «HTBK» Mal yegua, Globe.
  1027. «Globebutt» :c
  1028. «Egg_Discord» (Where are we starting? Right where we left off?)
  1029. «SpitFire» Super pony Puck is on the job
  1030. «Globebutt» (I think backing up a few dialogue lines would help.)
  1031. «Puck» (^)
  1032. «SpitFire» (sounds good globe)
  1033. «HTBK» Everyone remember now?
  1034. «SpitFire» (I was in the van, I think)
  1035. «Egg_Discord» (I had discovered a mind-shattering truth)
  1036. «Writefag4» (Oh. Wasn't paying attention. Give me a second here.)
  1037. «Sunfire»  joined the chat.
  1038. «Globebutt» What timing.
  1039. «SpitFire» (good timing Sun)
  1040. «Puck» (Jared was also in the van yes?)
  1041. «Ewo» (I don't know exactly where I am)
  1042. «Egg_Discord» (Jared, Sun and Spit were all in the van
  1043. «SpitFire» (is Jared playing tonight?)
  1044. «Globebutt» Ewo, Egg, and I were in the plaza.
  1045. «Puck» (I think you stuck with us, cause it was that or get left in the libabry)
  1046. «Sunfire» (confound you ponies. what's going on?)
  1047. «Egg_Discord» (Write and Puck were in the tavern.)
  1048. «Puck» (we're resuming)
  1049. «Egg_Discord» (Someone wanna sum things up from where Sun left off?)
  1050. «Globebutt» I was right next to Egg so I could better jab him, should the need arise. ...I think?
  1051. «Sunfire» (brb while I heat up something to shove in my face-hole)
  1052. «HTBK» *LAST TIME, ON WAKE UP, AM HORSE*
  1053. «HTBK» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cROqKs-2dis
  1054. «Writefag4» (Okay. Yeah.)
  1055. «Writefag4» (Hoping thats the dragon ball Z theme.)
  1056. «SpitFire» (as the theme to MLP plays inthe background)
  1057. «HTBK» *While Quiet Nights slept with Jared in the car, the party ventured under--no it's not.*
  1058. «Globebutt» (Pfft.)
  1059. «Writefag4» (Darn. I was hoping that or Teal'c's voice and the Stargate one.
  1060. «SpitFire» (is it ok for me to leave the van and try to find the crew?)
  1061. «Globebutt» (Not before the recap's over!)
  1062. «Puck» (dont see why not)
  1063. «Puck» (well yeah, after that)
  1064. «Egg_Discord» (Anyway, continue the recap)
  1065. «HTBK» *The party ventured underground, beneath the [unnamed] City Hall. There the spoke the password, and found a concealed door to a geometrically impossible city beneath the ground! There, ponies are no special things, and magic is commonplace! Write suspected that while they slept, the parties had been "Handled"--subjected to a form of magic that can alter the building blocks of life on a whim! Believing that the ominous Postman was attempted to sell them for a fast dollar, the party lead a group of the local constabulary to the Staggering Stallion Pub, where the postman had been conversing with the mysterious man in the long black cloak. When they arrived, however, the Postman was confused and dumbstruck!*
  1066. «HTBK» "Your secret admirer sent you roses, to help you along with your...change."
  1067. «HTBK» *Thus professing his innocence, the Postman agreed to go quietly with the police all the same!*
  1068. «HTBK» *Time in!*
  1069. «Puck» (and we're walking...)
  1070. «Puck» (oh yeah spitfire, go for it)
  1071. «Sunfire» (so I'm snoozing in the van in the parking lot of city hall?)
  1072. «Globebutt» (I'm not making the first move. If he's heading inside, I'm following noiselessly. I expect Egg would be more the type to be the first move. Or Spitfire could, though I';d do nothing there.)
  1073. «HTBK» (Correct, Spitfire!)
  1074. «Egg_Discord» If one were to listen closely, one would hear the sound of my shattered mind
  1075. «HTBK» *It sounds like big band music!*
  1076. «Writefag4» (Remember I dropped the OW bomb.
  1077. «Puck» (ah yes, the record scratch)
  1078. «Globebutt» (Would the police have wanted to speak to us about that?)
  1079. «HTBK» *By far.*
  1080. «Puck» (assumable downtown?)
  1081. «Ewo» I love big band music!
  1082. «Egg_Discord» At this point, I begin visibly twitching. This creepy old man has been haunting my nightmares and he's NOT the one we're looking for? That can't be right! That's impossible!
  1083. «HTBK» *For a few moments, there is an awkward half-silence.*
  1084. «SpitFire» (sun are you in the van?)
  1085. «HTBK» *The leader looks at you, Slushie, and cocks his head.*
  1086. «HTBK» "...You're...what?"
  1087. «Writefag4» (Could we give the town a name?)
  1088. «Sunfire» (The City)
  1089. «Puck» (Leader was a unicorn if I recall)
  1090. «HTBK» (Correct, Puck.)
  1091. «Egg_Discord» All I can feel is a burning anger inside of my head. Oh, if my eyes could set people on fire right now...
  1092. «Ewo» (If Animal Crossing is any indication, I should not give ideas for town names)
  1093. «Sunfire» (...Camp...)
  1094. «HTBK» *Because God forbid the postman just be lying, Egg. In--hey, what's hot? Roll fort.*
  1095. «Globebutt» (wrong story about turning into animals, sunfire)
  1096. «Writefag4» (We could call it Onett)
  1097. «Egg_Discord» (five)
  1098. «HTBK» *Write, yes, I suppose so. I'm thinking..."Noisy Valley"?*
  1099. «Globebutt» (Works for me.)
  1100. «Writefag4» (Sure. That works.)
  1101. «Puck» (I'm game)
  1102. «HTBK» (Ha ha r u srs)
  1103. «Egg_Discord» (Yuss
  1104. «HTBK» *Egg, roll talent.*
  1105. «Writefag4» "Yes. From Noisy Valley. Old World."
  1106. «Egg_Discord» (3)
  1107. «HTBK» *For a moment egg, the world is very, very, *very* hot. You feel like your head is about to split right open--*
  1108. «HTBK» *And then the heat subsides, and squirrels itself away elsewhere in your body.*
  1109. «Globebutt» I would probably mention our address to corroborate Write's story, if we had ever brought up the detail before.
  1110. «Puck» (do we notice any external signs of Egg's mental conflagration?)
  1111. «Ewo» I poke Puck.
  1112. «HTBK» (Nnnope.)
  1113. «Writefag4» "Ewo. Could you show the Stallion your Licence?"
  1114. «Egg_Discord» At this point, I unleash a deafening scream of frustration, anger and desperation. I can hold my emotions back no longer as I start beating the ground, crying out at this turn of events.
  1115. «Puck» "H- Hey Ewo."
  1116. «HTBK» *...The officer stares up at the cavern ceiling, and then back to you.*
  1117. «HTBK» "How did you get here?"
  1118. «SpitFire» *picks up a few things and gets out of the van* I'm giong to go down and check on them, they've been gone a little to long for my liking
  1119. «Puck» *ducks under table at ourburst*
  1120. «Puck» **outburst
  1121. «Egg_Discord» "NO! NO! THAT'S NOT RIGHT! NO NO NO NO NO! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! HOW COULD IT NOT BE YOU WHO DID THIS TO M?!"
  1122. «Egg_Discord» *me
  1123. «HTBK» *Quiet, Spitfire's right. Master's been gone far too long...what if something happened?*
  1124. «Ewo» "You're um... doing okay, right, Puck?"
  1125. «Globebutt» I bite his leg.
  1126. «Globebutt» (Egg's, that is.)
  1127. «Puck» ( I had hoped)
  1128. «Globebutt» (Mmm, leg of horse. Tasty.)
  1129. «HTBK» *The Postman just looks down at you, Egg. He sighs and raises an eyebrow at the officer in charge.*
  1130. «Sunfire» "zuh-what?" I'm stirred from sleep mid-snot bubble. "Hey, wait, let me come with you!"
  1131. «Puck» "Uh, yeah, dandy..." *still under a table*
  1132. «HTBK» "Can I go, officer? My route's waiting."*
  1133. «SpitFire» You guys can wait here, I'll try to get back as soon as I can *as I turn to head into the hall*
  1134. «Egg_Discord» I cry out in pain before falling over, still somewhat squirming in my frustration. I become one hell of a depressing sight as tears stream down my face as I start rocking back and forth in the fetal position
  1135. «Writefag4» I'm doing my best to ignore Egg, though I don't know exactly what to do. "There was a hole. I think. Maybe we could do this somewhere else?"
  1136. «Ewo» "Just... checking is all..."
  1137. «SpitFire» *turns back* you sure Sunfire, this could get dangerous
  1138. «HTBK» *The officer nods to you, Write, and then to the Postman.*
  1139. «HTBK» "That would be best."
  1140. «Globebutt» "Keep yourself together, Write!" I whisper noisily.
  1141. «Sunfire» "...I'm worried about Master. I don't really feel comfortable staying in the van if you go. This makes sense, yes?"
  1142. «SpitFire» Already, lets go then and see what is taking them or then need a hand *as I open the door to let Sun out*
  1143. «Egg_Discord» "I never wanted to be changed or handled or whatever you call it! I just want to be a normal guy again without any fur or tails or any of this!" At this point, I've all but lost it. All that hard work, all that determination, gone. I've hit another dead end and lead my friends on yet another wild goose chase
  1144. «Sunfire» I hop out of the van, grinning at Spit. "Thanks! It means a lot."
  1145. «Egg_Discord» At this point, all I want to do is die and not have to deal with any of this anymore.
  1146. «HTBK» *The unicorn heading up the squad scowls at you, Egg, and his horn glows slightly. Roll fort.*
  1147. «Egg_Discord» (5)
  1148. «SpitFire» *closes up the van and heads in with sun and down to the basement to the door*
  1149. «Puck» * retrieves rubber carrot from ground* "Actuwally, Ewo... woould you mind holding diff?"
  1150. «Globebutt» (...That's actually...)
  1151. «HTBK» *NO notable effect. Continue bawling.*
  1152. «Sunfire» (oh god not the squeaky carrot)
  1153. «HTBK» "Sir, please. Would you...would you calm down, sir?"
  1154. «Globebutt» I get behind Egg and start pushing. "Get up, dammit!"
  1155. «Ewo» I hold it awkwardly "Well... okay..."
  1156. «HTBK» *Ewo. It looks so...soft. And...roll fort.*
  1157. «Ewo» (7)
  1158. «HTBK» *roll PON.*
  1159. «Ewo» (10)
  1160. «Globebutt» (wohshit)
  1161. «HTBK» (Ha ha what)
  1162. «Writefag4» "Egg. Please. You're making a scene."
  1163. «Ewo» I'm a bit worried about... germs and such.
  1164. «SpitFire» YOu have any idea where they might be in here Sun? *as we sreach around for the crew*
  1165. «Puck» (*facehoof* It's cursed!)
  1166. «HTBK» *You can't help yourself, Ewo. You just snatch it right up in your mouth and HOLY SHIT IT'S A SQUEAKING CARROT*
  1167. «HTBK» *IT'S A FUCKING CARROT*
  1168. «Globebutt» (The Cursed Carrot of Noisy Valley.)
  1169. «HTBK» *BUT IT SQUEAKS WHEN YOU BITE IT*
  1170. «SpitFire» (been nice knowing you EWO)
  1171. «Egg_Discord» "How can I be calm! Just two days ago, I was partying with all my bros as a human with a possible future in screen writing, and now I'm on the verge of turning into a small horse while losing my mind!"
  1172. «Ewo» *squeak*
  1173. «HTBK» *AND YOU CAN SQUEAK IT A WHOLE BUNCH*
  1174. «Puck» (Cursed! Hexed! Enchanted!)
  1175. «HTBK» *HOW CAN SOMEONE EVEN DO THIS*
  1176. «Ewo» *squeaksqueak*
  1177. «HTBK» *HOLY SHIT IT'S MAGIC*
  1178. «Egg_Discord» "I just want to die right now!"
  1179. «Sunfire» I shake my head. "I have no idea! I just remember we were going to check things out, then I kinda fell asleep."
  1180. «Writefag4» I put a hoof on his back. "Because its over. Really. I think these people can help us."
  1181. «HTBK» *You find a smile spreading across your face, along with the dull burning sensation that starts in your back and rapidly extends to each extremity. This is matched by a wonderful coat of purple fur.*
  1182. «Globebutt» (Err, how do you do that, Write?)
  1183. «Puck» *I'm watching this with morbid fascination, seeing as it's exactly what happened to me yesterday*
  1184. «Globebutt» (I've been behind him trying to push him up.)
  1185. «Egg_Discord» "How do you know for sure? We thought it was over with the brewery and we thought it'd be over with this. How do we know for sure that this isn't another dead end?"
  1186. «Writefag4» (On his side then.)
  1187. «Ewo» "Haha, thanks!" I try to say through the carrot
  1188. «HTBK» *Bright...it was good of you to share your toy. Maybe Master will buy two.*
  1189. «Egg_Discord» Tears and snot are pouring down my face at this point. If I wasn't so distraught right now, I'd be embarrassed at how I look..
  1190. «SpitFire» (HTBK can we find the building they went to with ease? or no)
  1191. «Globebutt» "We don't!" I say, strained, as I try to push him still.
  1192. «Puck» (its easier to type through a carrot if you actually have something in your mouth)
  1193. «HTBK» *Gee, SpitFire. Maybe it's the building they parked in front of.*
  1194. «SpitFire» (thanks HTBK)
  1195. «Writefag4» "Because we're not alone now." I say.
  1196. «HTBK» *The unicorn glares once more and extends a hoof. Roll fort one more time.*
  1197. «Egg_Discord» (10)
  1198. «HTBK» (Oh dear Jesus.)
  1199. «HTBK» "Come on, sir. We'll fix this."
  1200. «Ewo» I go and hug Puck
  1201. «Writefag4» (Has anyone noticed Ewo's purpling?)
  1202. «Puck» (least that wasn't PON)
  1203. «SpitFire» *lets Sun lead into the building* lets see if we can find them
  1204. «Writefag4» (Off the officers I mean.)
  1205. «HTBK» *As he speaks, you feel the strangest sensation: some invisible force running down your back, over your tail, behind your ears. It's...calming. Very, very calming. Roll PON.*
  1206. «Globebutt» I sigh, and get in front of him, walking toward the police station. "Staying there's got to be one, though."
  1207. «Writefag4» Bleh. I mean have any of the officers noticed he turned purple.
  1208. «Egg_Discord» (4)
  1209. «Puck» *Getting hugged, and trying to feel Egg's existential panic from over here*
  1210. «Sunfire» I wander around, trying to remember details of what the others were saying. "All I remember is the word 'centaur'..."
  1211. «Ewo» *squeaksqueak!*
  1212. «Puck» *Gingerly pats Ewo on the back.* "You've got fur"
  1213. «SpitFire» *looks at sun* did you just hear a squeeking sound?
  1214. «Ewo» I pause for a second and then nod to say I understand.
  1215. «Globebutt» (Damn I hope not.)
  1216. «Globebutt» (Squeaker best not be so loud.)
  1217. «Ewo» *SQUEAK*
  1218. «Sunfire» I'm lost in concentration. "Huh? I don't think so?"
  1219. «Puck» (might notice the large group of cops though)
  1220. «Egg_Discord» I look up at him and feel a little calmer after everyone's talked me out of my existential crisis. Still shivering and teary-eyed, I grab his hoof with a quivering hand
  1221. «Writefag4» "Puck would you put that down?"
  1222. «HTBK» *Ewo, Puck's touch is...comforting. It makes you feel like...it's okay, to have this awesome squeaky carrot. Roll one more time.*
  1223. «Egg_Discord» (3)
  1224. «Sunfire» (gf aggro)
  1225. «HTBK» *Not you, Egg.*
  1226. «SpitFire» Forget what I said Sun, I think it was the door
  1227. «Ewo» (4)
  1228. «Puck» (I haven't got it Write)
  1229. «HTBK» *Oh shit, Sun. Seeya on the flip.*
  1230. «Egg_Discord» (Sorry)
  1231. «Globebutt» ("It's okay to have the squeaky carrot.")
  1232. «Writefag4» (He's not looking)
  1233. «Sunfire» (just phone call)
  1234. «Writefag4» (He just hears it.)
  1235. «HTBK» (Oh, okay.)
  1236. «HTBK» *Quiet, you can vaguely recall master mentioning a...basement? Something, it was on the card...maybe?*
  1237. «HTBK» *The unicorn nods to you, Egg, and pulls you up.*
  1238. «Ewo» *squeaksqueak*
  1239. «Sunfire» (but I will be slow responding so)
  1240. «Sunfire» (just assume I relay that to spit and take it from wherever I can get back to typing)
  1241. «Writefag4» I turn around and see Ewo with the toy in his mouth. "What?!"
  1242. «HTBK» "I'd go see a doctor, sir. They can deal with Handling."
  1243. «Globebutt» (I think it's safe to assume I'm inside the lobby of the police station, now. And the Postman's a little further inside.)
  1244. «SpitFire» (oh sorry HTBK I thought were went in the basement and through the door to the city alread)
  1245. «HTBK» (Nnnnope.)
  1246. «Egg_Discord» This isn't enough to fully pull me out of my trauma, but it's enough to allow me to think somewhat rationally again. "...I'm not changing back until we catch whoever did this to us."
  1247. «HTBK» "..."
  1248. «HTBK» *The officer cocks his head.*
  1249. «HTBK» "...Sir, are you *sure* about that? You need to get this treated as soon as possible."
  1250. «Egg_Discord» "If just go back afterwards, they could find me again and "handle" me again, and it might be worse."
  1251. «Egg_Discord» *If I
  1252. «Writefag4» "I agree. We're just getting worse as it is."
  1253. «Ewo» *squeak*
  1254. «HTBK» "Sir, you *need* to see a doctor. If you don't, this could wind up solidifying."
  1255. «HTBK» (Globe, you're correct in your assumption.)
  1256. «Writefag4» "We all need to. The others too."
  1257. «Egg_Discord» "But this "secret admirer" knows where I live. They WILL come back. I know they will."
  1258. «Writefag4» I turn to the officer. "I, don't know if we can pay."
  1259. «Globebutt» I might be pacing or tapping a hoof, too. They're kind of lingering.
  1260. «HTBK» "We can take you under constabulary custody, sir..."
  1261. «SpitFire» *leads sun now, into the basement of City Hall, and into the back of the dusty room, Then I call out the pass word "Centaur"*
  1262. «HTBK» *The officer shakes his head no.*
  1263. «HTBK» "Don't worry about payment, sir..."
  1264. «Puck» (afk for a second)
  1265. «Writefag4» (But that would mean Reguarding the constabulary)
  1266. «Egg_Discord» "...I'll take you up on that, officer," I say, referring to the custody.
  1267. «HTBK» *And like clockwork, Spitfire, the amber light of Lower Earth seeps into the room, followed in short order by the dissolution of the wall.*
  1268. «HTBK» "Good. I'll have someone follow you to and from the office. After you're done with the doctor, come to the station."
  1269. «HTBK» "Understood?"
  1270. «Egg_Discord» "...Yes, sir."
  1271. «Writefag4» "Of course."
  1272. «Globebutt» I step out the door. "Are you guys coming in?"
  1273. «HTBK» "Good. Now get moving."
  1274. «SpitFire» *waits for it just like last time, and just like last time it's still very un nervring to watch. "Once the opening appears we head in, ok Sun?"
  1275. «Writefag4» (Has he indicated a direction? I don't think Write ever heard that they could be treated at the Medical.)
  1276. «HTBK» *He points to the clinic-and-ferrier across the way, and points to two of his subordinates--both ponies. One is a lime-green pegasus with a shield for a cutie mark, and the other is a rusty-red earth pony with a wrench on his flank.*
  1277. «HTBK» "You two, help them out. And I don't want any lip because they're topsiders."
  1278. «Globebutt» "Guys?"
  1279. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. Thank you, officer." I then turn to the two ponies before me, and go with them to the clinic
  1280. «Ewo» I try to stand up after hugging Puck
  1281. «Writefag4» My ears flatten a little. I'm not quite sure what to expect being that we're 'Topsiders'
  1282. «HTBK» *The pegasus looks less than thrilled, but neither makes any noise about it. The clerk, Globe, is staring curiously at you.*
  1283. «HTBK» *The GM has a killer headache, and takes two minutes to go pop some pills.
  1284. «Egg_Discord» How far is the clinic?
  1285. «Writefag4» (Across the square.)
  1286. «Puck» (back)
  1287. «Globebutt» (I appear to be getting abandoned by my party.)
  1288. «SpitFire» (you around SunFire)
  1289. «HTBK» *The GM expresses his sympathy, Globe. Thank God for daddy's little helper.*
  1290. «SpitFire» (if we find you Globe we will help)
  1291. «Globebutt» I'm assuming I'm half in the door, half out, and feel someone watching me intently.
  1292. «HTBK» *Sunfire is being a successful person with a girlfriend, Spitfire. Please wait.**
  1293. «SpitFire» (that's good reason HTBK)
  1294. «Writefag4» (I'm not quite sure why you left to the police station Globe.)
  1295. «Egg_Discord» As I walk to the clinic, I find it's kind of awkward as the three of us walk in silence. "Um, officers... Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? There are some things I'd like to put to rest before I leave this place."
  1296. «HTBK» *The clerk is, in fact, watching you. Inside the clinic, the scene is much as before. The blacksmith has gone to work on minting a set of horseshoes, however, while his compatriot is slouched aganist the far wall.*
  1297. «HTBK» *Egg, the earth pony is the first to speak.*
  1298. «Ewo» (I'm not sure where I am now)
  1299. «HTBK» "I'll see what I know, sir."
  1300. «HTBK» (Puck, where did you go?)
  1301. «Globebutt» I turn around, and notice the clerk staring. "What?"
  1302. «Ewo» (Puck needed to leave for a bit)
  1303. «Puck» (fam-damily is trying to talk to me)
  1304. «HTBK» (Good luck.)
  1305. «HTBK» (Ewo, did you follow Egg or Globe?)
  1306. «Ewo» (I didn't know they left, but I would have)
  1307. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. Did you... erm. Did you allow yourself to be handled?"
  1308. «Globebutt» (Which one?)
  1309. «Globebutt» (We got a little split up. Should be easy to clear up, but in case it's not, this may be important.)
  1310. «Ewo» (I've been with Puck... I'm confused...)
  1311. «Puck» (facepalm, neighbor came over to tech help, talked for a while, I nodded, then she went away again, problem solved by herself)
  1312. «HTBK» (Ewo, Globe went to the station. Egg went to the clinic.)
  1313. «HTBK» *Globe, the clerk looks away.*
  1314. «HTBK» "Uh, nothing..."
  1315. «Ewo» (I'd follow Egg then)
  1316. «HTBK» *Egg, the officer shakes his head.*
  1317. «Globebutt» "You were staring. What is it?"
  1318. «Puck» (okay, so I think me and Ewo were following the group, yes?)
  1319. «HTBK» "Nossir. Never been handled."
  1320. «Writefag4» "Egg. I think its diffrent here."
  1321. «HTBK» *The Clerk facepalms.*
  1322. «HTBK» "I'm sorry Sir, I know I shouldn't. You were just kinda...cute."
  1323. «Writefag4» I pause and blink. Obviously.
  1324. «Egg_Discord» "You mean not every pony who lives here was a human before?"
  1325. «Ewo» *squeak*
  1326. «SpitFire» (HTBKis it ok if i just bring him along?  )
  1327. «HTBK» "Nossir. Not all of 'em."
  1328. «HTBK» (I spose, Spitfire.)
  1329. «HTBK» *HA HA HA THE SQUEAKING*
  1330. «SpitFire» (I can wait)
  1331. «Egg_Discord» "I see. Do cases of people being unwillingly handled happen all the time?"
  1332. «Globebutt» "...Oh, uh. Thank you." My coat's light enough that I'm sure a blush is visible. "I've... I think I should go find my friends, though. They seem to have gone somewhere without me."
  1333. «Ewo» how does it squeak? it's a carrot!
  1334. «HTBK» "...Rarely, sir. Handlin' against someone's will is a...major...offense."
  1335. «Writefag4» I would consider knocking it out of his mouth but its too high up. Instead I glare.
  1336. «HTBK» *The clerk waves goodbye.*
  1337. «HTBK» "Go on, then. Be careful!"
  1338. «Ewo» *squeaksqueaksqueak*
  1339. «HTBK» *HOW DOES IT DO THAT*
  1340. «HTBK» *IT'S A MIRACLE*
  1341. «Ewo» HOW.
  1342. «HTBK» *Roll fort for excess squeaking.*
  1343. «Globebutt» I walk out the door and look to see where my friends are.
  1344. «Puck» (@Write Her mouth?)
  1345. «Ewo» (8)
  1346. «Writefag4» Sorry.
  1347. «HTBK» *Roll PON.*
  1348. «Puck» I'm covering my ears.
  1349. «Writefag4» I'm rolling fort to consider bucking him in the kneecaps.
  1350. «Ewo» (1)
  1351. «Egg_Discord» "That's good to hear. So will this clinic be able to completely return me to normal?"
  1352. «HTBK» *Egg and company seem to be moving across the street to the clinic, Globe.*
  1353. «HTBK» "Maybe, not likely. He'll likely need to call in a proper handler to get you fixed up."
  1354. «Globebutt» I attempt to rendezvous. (Hardest damn word to spell. Fucking French. Almost as bad as the Welsh.)
  1355. «HTBK» "But, barring some hideously unlikely freak occurance of magic, a few minutes with a handler will be able to fix you up.*
  1356. «HTBK» *The GM write this with a knowing smile.*
  1357. «Ewo» how does this carrot even.
  1358. «Egg_Discord» (I knew you'd do this, you insufferable bastard)
  1359. «Globebutt» (Actually, that's apples and oranges. They're both awful. The French just do it more often. Dammit HT you are awful.)
  1360. «HTBK» "Then they'll just do a mind wipe, you'll be good as new."
  1361. «Puck» *I'm on the ground behind Ewo, Globe, Attempting to not hear the siren sqeak*
  1362. «HTBK» *Water, fire, air and earth. Squeaky carrot, how does it work?*
  1363. «Writefag4» "A wipe?"
  1364. «Ewo» *squeaksqueak*
  1365. «Egg_Discord» Mind wipe. That's not very reassuring. "A mind wipe? For what?"
  1366. «HTBK» *The officer indicates nothing and everything, with a sweep of his hoof.*
  1367. «Globebutt» And what do I make of this scene, HT? I imagine there's a yellow pony there on the ground covering her ears and cowering in fear, while... What's Ewo even look like?
  1368. «Puck» (not that reassuring at all)
  1369. «HTBK» "Unless I'm *really* out of the loop, today's the first time you've heard of this place."
  1370. «Puck» (she's got fur now, at least)
  1371. «SpitFire» *tries calling Pucks cell phone*
  1372. «Writefag4» "No. You're very right."
  1373. «Globebutt» (Well, yes. But I mean, she's squeaking a carrot. Pose? I'm trying to imagine what the scene looks like.)
  1374. «Puck» (somewhere a Librarian is very annoyed Spitfire)
  1375. «HTBK» *Bright Idea is following behind Ewo, and trying her hardest not to go psycho. Ewo is just walking and squeaking it in her mouth, like a boss.*
  1376. «HTBK» *...Squeaky...carrot.8
  1377. «SpitFire» (lol and I'm betting money no phone will work :D)
  1378. «Egg_Discord» "You've got that part right. I didn't even think magic was possible until today. How come you don't want... "Topsiders" from finding out about this place? Did something happen in the past?"
  1379. «HTBK» *Holy shit, Globe. It's a squeaking carrot. How does it do that?*
  1380. «Ewo» *squeak*
  1381. «Puck» (Siren call!)
  1382. «Globebutt» I blink. "Ewo!"
  1383. «Puck» *twitch*
  1384. «HTBK» *hey Globe. roll fort.*
  1385. «Ewo» "Hmm?"
  1386. «Writefag4» "Did something happen in the past..." I mutter.
  1387. «Globebutt» (Fuck.)
  1388. «Puck» (I tried to warn ya.)
  1389. «Globebutt» (Thank you, baby Jesus. Two.)
  1390. «HTBK» "Among other things, Sir. Just see the doctor, and you can go back home normal. Doesn't even sting a little bit."
  1391. «Writefag4» (Wait was the part about the witch trials in the Encyclopedia or the history book."
  1392. «HTBK» (The...encyclopedia, I think.)
  1393. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. Thank you officer. I feel a bit better now." Have we arrived at the clinic yet?
  1394. «Puck» (yeah, there were witch trials, but the witches were handlers I think. Or the handled.)
  1395. «Ewo» I take the carrot out of my mouth "Yeah, Globe?"
  1396. «Writefag4» (Still means theres some serious history.)
  1397. «Globebutt» "Stop squeaking that damn thing! It's... really cool... but it's gonna drive us all nuts! Look at Puck over here!" I gesture with a hoof.
  1398. «Puck» *twitch*
  1399. «HTBK» *Yes, you have. And the police has gotten the boss' attention. The pair of them face you at attention.*
  1400. «Ewo» "He told me he was fine."
  1401. «Puck» whispered: "need..."
  1402. «Globebutt» "He's obviously not. Stop squeaking it."'
  1403. «SpitFire» *Sun and I head in and begin to sreach for the crew*
  1404. «Globebutt» (And it seems like the rest of the party left us three behind in the square.)
  1405. «Egg_Discord» I nod my head in gratitude and walk inside. What does the clinic look like?
  1406. «Ewo» I'm holding the carrot at about my waist "I... okay..."
  1407. «Puck» *yellow on yellow pony nearly catatonic on the paving stones*
  1408. «HTBK» *The clinic is the same as you were last in it, Egg. Nothing more than a stable, where the blacksmith and pegasus work.*
  1409. «HTBK» *Bright.*
  1410. «HTBK» *Bright idea. Look.*
  1411. «Puck» Where?
  1412. «HTBK» *She's holding that carrot. At waist level.*
  1413. «HTBK» *She doesn't want it.*
  1414. «HTBK» *That means you can have it.*
  1415. «Globebutt» I sigh. "Thank you, Ewo."
  1416. «Puck» hmmmfff
  1417. «Puck» mmmffffffff
  1418. «HTBK» *Roll fort.*
  1419. «Puck» (oh man.)
  1420. «Globebutt» (You and your fucking pet store, Puck.)
  1421. «Puck» (10)
  1422. «Egg_Discord» "Um, excuse me?" I call out, still unsure of myself.
  1423. «HTBK» *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE---*
  1424. «Puck» >NEED<
  1425. «HTBK» *You snatch the carrot out of Ewo's hands and squeak it for dear life.*
  1426. «Globebutt» Should I roll anything to yell "Oh, fuck" and head inside for help?
  1427. «HTBK» *The smith and the pegasus, cowed by the constabulary, nod to you.*
  1428. «Puck» (Globe I swear I never saw any of this coming)
  1429. «HTBK» "Come in?"
  1430. «Ewo» I shrug.
  1431. «Egg_Discord» (That carrot will be the end of us)
  1432. «Writefag4» "Globe?" I turn. I assume I hear his voice.
  1433. «HTBK» *Don't think you have to, Globe. Easy enough to do.*
  1434. «Writefag4» (Wait nevermind.)
  1435. «Egg_Discord» "I'm here because I was... Unwillingly handled, and I just want to be human again." I say with uncertainty.
  1436. «HTBK» *The GM takes a moment to blow his nose. Pardon me.*
  1437. «Writefag4» "You go first Egg."
  1438. «Puck» *squeeek!* "Hahaa!" *Squeeek~!* "HahaHAahahHeEhHAAA!"
  1439. «Globebutt» "Somebody help," I implore, rushing through the clinic's front door.
  1440. «Ewo» "...How does it?"
  1441. «Egg_Discord» I nod and step forward, only to stop at the sound of Globe rushing in."
  1442. «Puck» *I'm fucking having a fit down here*
  1443. «Sunfire» (aand back.)
  1444. «HTBK» *The smith raises an eyebrow, and sets his hammer down.*
  1445. «SpitFire» (wb Sun)
  1446. «Sunfire» (sorry, had to be all supportive 'n stuff.)
  1447. «HTBK» "I see. Alright, checkup time."
  1448. «Puck» (the carrot has claimed me again Sun)
  1449. «HTBK» *The smith removes his apron and nods to the pegasus, who grumbles and nods to you, Egg. He trots upstairs, bidding you to follow.*
  1450. «Ewo» I look at Puck "...Do you know how it squeaks?"
  1451. «Sunfire» (accursed item)
  1452. «SpitFire» (sun we are in the underground now, but I don't know if we are in the city or not, didn't want to bug the GM)
  1453. «Puck» * continuing Squeaks* * raucous building maniacal laughter*
  1454. «Egg_Discord» I silently go with the pegasus, mulling over everything in my head and how it will all be over soon.
  1455. «HTBK» (You are in the city, Spitfire. Unless you just decided to sit in the basement.)
  1456. «SpitFire» (City works for me)
  1457. «Sunfire» I look around. "Wh-what is this?"
  1458. «Ewo» "...Hey, c'mon Puck." I start to try to wave Puck to move onto the clinic
  1459. «Globebutt» "My friends out there, they..." I pant. "...they've got a squeaky..." "Squeaky carrot."
  1460. «SpitFire» I have no idea, but we'd better hurry and find them * as I look for anysign of where they went*
  1461. «HTBK» *The stairway is small and cramped, but the second floor is nice and open. It's significantly cleaner than the first floor, no surprise, and sports several glistening marble tables on polished hardwood. The pegasus points to one table with a grumble.*
  1462. «HTBK» "Sitcha ass down."
  1463. «HTBK» *Spitfire, given that the only way is forward, they probable went that way.*
  1464. «HTBK» *Globe, the blacksmith narrows his eyes.*
  1465. «HTBK» "Ooooh shit."
  1466. «SpitFire» (works for me, and that can't be good)
  1467. «Puck» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO4R4hdngiM
  1468. «Puck»  has locked the chat.
  1469. «Puck»  has unlocked the chat.
  1470. «Writefag4» I peek my head out the door looking at the mess Puck and Ewo are in.
  1471. «Egg_Discord» I sit down as he examines me. "...How is it?"
  1472. «Ewo» "Puck, you can walk and do that."
  1473. «HTBK» *Bright, why do they keep calling you Puck?*
  1474. «HTBK» *And where's Master? He should be back by now...*
  1475. «SpitFire» *Sun and I charge to find what happened to them*
  1476. «Sunfire» *You* charge, I at least pretend to have some stealth until you get so blatant I have to go "Hey!" and chase after you.
  1477. «HTBK» *Charging through a crowd is easier said than done, Spitfire. As you push through the crowd, you momentarily trip over--roll fort.*
  1478. «Puck» I've got no fucking idea!
  1479. «HTBK» *You need to go find him, Bright. He must be so worried...*
  1480. «Puck» (oh hey Spits)
  1481. «SpitFire» (oh didn't know they were crowded and 5)
  1482. «HTBK» *The blacksmith grimaces and start towards the door. Meanwhile, Egg, the pegasus flutters up next to you and pokes your shoulder.*
  1483. «HTBK» "Hm. Inneressin."
  1484. «Writefag4» "Yes?"
  1485. «Writefag4» I turn back.
  1486. «Puck» *Maniacal laughter is slowly devolving into panicked gasps*
  1487. «Ewo» "...You okay, Puck?"
  1488. «HTBK» *As you trip through the crowd, Spitfire, you fall flat on all fours and roll over on your back to the side of the street. It takes you a moment to realize that some part of you was expecting cuddles. Roll PON.*
  1489. «Egg_Discord» I do my best to keep calm. If I flip out here like I did outside, I'm gonna get injected with something.
  1490. «Globebutt» I walk in from the door, and look for the least awkward place to stand. Man, I can't even look for chairs now, can I?
  1491. «Puck» "HAhahaaAheah- Ahhaha- AAhhah- AAhh- AH-AAHHHH! AHHHHHH!!!!!"
  1492. «SpitFire» (6)
  1493. «Sunfire» I catch up to Spit. "The hell are you doing?!"
  1494. «Globebutt» I begin to catch my breath. "Write, you... you should get back here."
  1495. «SpitFire» (.6 more pony?)
  1496. «Globebutt» "It's not safe out there."
  1497. «HTBK» *Sun, as you approach Spitfire, you realize that he smells...different, than he had 20 seconds earlier.*
  1498. «HTBK» *Oh God Bright, Master's gone, somebody got him, and now this huge guy is walking out of the building and reaching towards you--*
  1499. «Ewo» "...Puck? Y'all right?"
  1500. «HTBK» "Drop the carrot."
  1501. «HTBK» *Up in the doctor's office, the pegasus rubs his chin*
  1502. «HTBK» "This is...strange."
  1503. «SpitFire» *roles over and trys to conpose myself* this isn't working *I say saddly*
  1504. «Writefag4» (Was the Pegasus talking to me? On the first floor I think?)
  1505. «HTBK» (Pegaus is on second floor, examining Egg.)
  1506. «Globebutt» (Only pegasus talking to you was me.)
  1507. «Egg_Discord» Shit. Please just be something minor! Usually when a doctor says something like that, it's bad news for the patient.
  1508. «HTBK» "Your handler was a fucking novice, judging by this..."
  1509. «Puck» "AHHH!!! AAAHHH!!!" >Where's Master?! Why Do I Want To Know That?! Where's Home?!?! WhyAreTheseHooves?!!< *jumps to all fours, sprints in whatever direction is forward in a blind panic*
  1510. «HTBK» *He props his forelegs up on Egg's shoulders and smells his ear.*
  1511. «Sunfire» What kinda crowd are we in, anyway?
  1512. «HTBK» "Hm. Would you mind dropping your pants for a moment?"
  1513. «HTBK» *A rather thick one, Sun. Humans and ponies, but nothing in between. Puck, the way in front of you is directly into a brick wall.*
  1514. «SpitFire» *looks over to Sunfire* sorry I just wanted to make sure they were ok, I didn't think it would be this bad.
  1515. «HTBK» *POW.*
  1516. «Egg_Discord» "..." I stare at him for a moment, still weirded out after he just sniffed my ear. Then I realize that it's just part of the examination and comply.
  1517. «HTBK» *You know, Quiet, looking at all these ponies...you wonder if any of them would be your friend.*
  1518. «HTBK» *The pegasus narrows his eyes and pokes your tail after a moment.*
  1519. «HTBK» "Well, this is unexpected..."
  1520. «Ewo» "I probably shouldn't take that from him I don't think."
  1521. «Writefag4» Do I see anyone chasing after Puck?
  1522. «HTBK» "Do you mind if I..."
  1523. «Writefag4» "Huh?"
  1524. «Puck» >Ow.<
  1525. «HTBK» *He taps his nose.*
  1526. «Egg_Discord» "...What is it." I'm sweating bullets now. JUST GET TO THE DIAGNOSIS!
  1527. «HTBK» "Is that a yes, sir?"
  1528. «Sunfire» I give passing glances to the other ponies in the crowd, but turn back to Spit. "How are we gonna find Master, er, Write here?"
  1529. «Puck» (I think my escape attempt was foiled by physics Write.)
  1530. «HTBK» *Nobody's chasing after Puck, Write.*
  1531. «Globebutt» "Write, they've got a squeaky carrot. Get back in here before you want it, too."
  1532. «HTBK» *She introduced herself to a brick wall.*
  1533. «Puck» (was said wall inside the clinic?)
  1534. «HTBK» *The blacksmith takes the opportunity to snatch up the carrot and scowl at it.*
  1535. «HTBK» "Fucking carrots..."
  1536. «HTBK» *No, it was the outside wall.*
  1537. «Puck» (k)
  1538. «Writefag4» "We can't just leave them out there."
  1539. «Ewo» I walk over to Puck again
  1540. «Ewo» "Are you hurt?"
  1541. «Writefag4» I go out and tap Puck on the shoulder.
  1542. «Globebutt» "The smith was taking care of it."
  1543. «SpitFire» *looks at Sun* I don't know, they could be anywhere *me fights to compose myself* lets get out of this crowd and start again
  1544. «Puck» I believe I'd be on the ground pretty definitely. Not sure if out of it or not.
  1545. «HTBK» *You're not out cold, but you're flat on your back.*'
  1546. «SpitFire» (any builds near us HTBK)
  1547. «Globebutt» I shake my head and go walk toward (and probably out) the door, trailing Write. "God damn it." I bite my lip as I cross the threshold.
  1548. «HTBK» *Dammit Bright, master needs you?*
  1549. «Puck» (this would have been much worse if I had a horn...)
  1550. «Egg_Discord» (Just get to the diagnosis, please! I can't handle the suspense)
  1551. «Puck» "Uuhhghhh... Ow...."
  1552. «HTBK» *Why would there be buildings in a city, Spitfire?*
  1553. «HTBK» *AS you reach the end of the street, you notice the bulk of the party based around a building of...some kind.*
  1554. «Writefag4» (I'm assuming sunfire might be able to see me if we're out in the square.)
  1555. «SpitFire» (ok)
  1556. «Globebutt» (Wow, Spit. The voices in your head are /snarky/.)
  1557. «HTBK» *And upstairs in the doctor's office, the pegasus takes no answer as an answer, and takes a quick sniff of Egg's tail.*
  1558. «HTBK» "...huh."
  1559. «Puck» "I've gotta... gotta find..." *tries to stand*
  1560. «SpitFire» I think we found them Sun
  1561. «Egg_Discord» "Well? Can you help me?"
  1562. «HTBK» "I...think so. I just need to..."
  1563. «Sunfire» I'm not even there, having caught sight of Write just before Spit said that, rushing to Write as fast as I can.
  1564. «Ewo» "...what do you need to find? Your... carrot?"
  1565. «HTBK» *The pegasus hops off the table and opens a cupboard on the fair side of the room. With a distinctive Snnnnap, he returns with one hoof in a rubber sock.*
  1566. «Globebutt» (socks socks socks socks socks.)
  1567. «HTBK» *OhmigodSunit'shimit'shimhe's okay!*
  1568. «Puck» *shakily on my hooves* "I need to go to ma- NO! I need to get home! Home to mast-No!"
  1569. «SpitFire» *realizes Sun gone, I run to the party*
  1570. «Egg_Discord» I don't believe it's possible for my eyes to bulge out any farther than they have just now
  1571. «Sunfire» I flying leap at Write. "Master! You're okay!!"
  1572. «HTBK» *Master, Puck. You need to get Master.*
  1573. «Writefag4» "Hey calm down. We're not late yet. Don't you remember where we were going to meet him soon?
  1574. «Egg_Discord» He's really not gonna shove his hoof up in there, is he?"
  1575. «Globebutt» "Sunfire?"
  1576. «HTBK» *And here he is, apparently! He was with you all along!*
  1577. «Writefag4» "Sunfire? You're all right?"
  1578. «Puck» *looks around wildly!*
  1579. «HTBK» *The pegasus doctor smiles sheepishly.*
  1580. «HTBK» "uh...may I?"
  1581. «HTBK» *Going by what Quiet said, Slushie was master all along. You silly thing.*
  1582. «HTBK» *how'd you forget that?*
  1583. «Globebutt» (1d100 for colonoscopy results.)
  1584. «Sunfire» (if you can't be part of the solution...)
  1585. «HTBK» (You're part of the precipitation.)
  1586. «Puck» (beat me to it)
  1587. «Writefag4» (Not Roll for anal circumference?)
  1588. «Egg_Discord» "...Well, you're the doctor..." I say, covering my face as I prepare my anus
  1589. «Puck» (oh god not FATAL)
  1590. «SpitFire» *look around but doesn't know what puke looks like now* where is Puck guys?
  1591. «HTBK» *preparing the wrong hole.*
  1592. «Writefag4» "Come on you two. Lets go wait our turns."
  1593. «HTBK» "You wouldn't believe what I had to do for my gynecology exam, sir."
  1594. «Globebutt» "...Spitfire, you're down here, too?"
  1595. «Ewo» I point towards Puck "Right there."
  1596. «Writefag4» "You too. Sunfire was it?"
  1597. «Egg_Discord» "...I think I'll take your word for it," I say as I... present myself to him.
  1598. «mckinnley»  joined the chat.
  1599. «HTBK» *Puck seems to be tiny, ditzy-looking yellow mare.*
  1600. «SpitFire» Yah, we got worried about you guys and wanted to make sure you were ok
  1601. «HTBK» "Thank you, Sir."
  1602. «Puck» *staring stunned at Slushie*
  1603. «Ewo» "He might be looking for you, I'm not quite sure."
  1604. «Writefag4» (Bleh spitfire.)
  1605. «HTBK» *What happens next is profoundly uncomfortable, Egg.*
  1606. «HTBK» "...Wait. That's not right..."
  1607. «SpitFire» (I suck tonight, but I'll try to get better)
  1608. «Sunfire» "Quiet Nights, silly Master." I hop around in circles.
  1609. «Writefag4» "Okay. Okay. Lets just all go inside alright?"
  1610. «Puck» *one tentative hoof step forward*
  1611. «Writefag4» I try to lead the group back into the building.
  1612. «Egg_Discord» I can't look. I'm so humiliated at this that I can't utter a single word.
  1613. «Puck» "Ewo, SpitFire, are you there?" *eyes locked forward*
  1614. «Globebutt» (What became of the man who grabbed the carrot?)
  1615. «HTBK» *After a moment, the doctor takes a sniff and pulls away. He discards his globe.*
  1616. «HTBK» "That's...strange."
  1617. «Puck» *another step towards the other group*
  1618. «HTBK» (He's squeaking it too!)
  1619. «Ewo» "Yeah... I'm here... and so's he..."
  1620. «HTBK» (No he's not.)
  1621. «SpitFire» *heads inside with the party* what's been going on here? and Puck!? what? when? *stutters the words*
  1622. «Globebutt» I walk next to Writefag as he returns to the clinic.
  1623. «HTBK» *The blacksmith took the carrot and stepped back inside, grumbling as he did.*
  1624. «Sunfire» I dutifully follow Write, of course.
  1625. «Writefag4» "Ill try to make it short."
  1626. «Globebutt» (Just look at the pretty pony parade.)
  1627. «Puck» "I think I might be in trouble here..." *two more halting steps*
  1628. «Egg_Discord» I remain quiet, as I silently wait for him to finish looking at... MY vagina...
  1629. «HTBK» *Shh, Bright.*
  1630. «Writefag4» "Everything thats been happening to us has been part of a illegal/poorly handled procedure called a handling.
  1631. «HTBK» *You're not in trouble. Master's here now.*
  1632. «HTBK» *The pegasus narrows his eyes.*
  1633. «Sunfire» "A what?"
  1634. «Writefag4» "This is a completely diffrent world from ours. I assume we seperated hundreds if not thousands of years ago.
  1635. «HTBK» "If you'll excuse me, sir. I want to see the others."
  1636. «SpitFire» Illegal? so does that mean they can fix it?
  1637. «Puck» "Cause I really -Really- want to go over there and... and..." *slowly walking now*
  1638. «HTBK» "Were there any notable mental side effects of being handled?"
  1639. «Writefag4» "Yeah. Thats what they're doing for Egg right now."
  1640. «HTBK» *Puck, roll Fort.*
  1641. «Puck» (7)
  1642. «SpitFire» *I look over to puck* "Puck are you... you?"
  1643. «Globebutt» "...Puck, what are you...?"
  1644. «HTBK» *HA HA! IT'S BETTER THAN THE CARROT! You can't help it, Bright. You dash forward and bury yourself in Master's side, so glad to see him again.*
  1645. «Puck» "Yes. Definitely Yes!"
  1646. «HTBK» *Roll PON.*
  1647. «Puck» (8)
  1648. «Egg_Discord» "A whole lot of them. Two of my friends almost became completely different people, and I seem to have gained a fondness for eating roses and getting my ear scratched."
  1649. «Writefag4» I get the wind knocked out of me presumebly.
  1650. «HTBK» (9 flat, Puck.)
  1651. «HTBK» "...No, no, that's not..."
  1652. «Puck» (welp)
  1653. «Globebutt» I shut my eyes and bite my lip.
  1654. «HTBK» *The pegasus shakes his head slowly.*
  1655. «Globebutt» (Man, if this were Munchkin.)
  1656. «Egg_Discord» This is NOT a good sign. "Spit it out! What's wrong with us?!"
  1657. «Writefag4» "Puck be patient. I'm trying to tell the others what happened."
  1658. «HTBK» "I'm...trying to find out. Sir, may I...scratch your ears?"
  1659. «Sunfire» (don't give me ideas globe)
  1660. «Writefag4» "Turns out it wasn't the postman guy. He just delivers things between this world and our world.
  1661. «Globebutt» (Better you than the DM.)
  1662. «Writefag4» "Asside from our one lead. Which I don't really want to bring up before I've done a little more looking into it we're at a dead end."
  1663. «Egg_Discord» "...Only if you smack me if I start acting weird." I say, putting a strong emphasis on how this condition is not negotiable
  1664. «HTBK» "Yessir."
  1665. «HTBK» *The pegasus flutters up onto the table and places one forehoof on your shoulder.*
  1666. «HTBK» "I'm going to start now, is that okay?"
  1667. «Globebutt» (Man, for wanting to see the others at once.)
  1668. «Writefag4» "With me so far?'
  1669. «HTBK» (The GM needs a fucking drink. Shame I've got none.)
  1670. «Egg_Discord» "...Just do it quickly."
  1671. «Puck» >Be patient? But- But-<
  1672. «Sunfire» (there sadly isn't a liquor over IP protocol)
  1673. «HTBK» "Yes sir..."
  1674. «Ewo» I shrug and walk to the rest of everyone.
  1675. «SpitFire» *drops to my knees and is losing it* my best friend is a pony, I'm turning into one, and we can't change back..." *as I try to hold back tears*
  1676. «Globebutt» (Go to store for whiskey. Come back as pone.)
  1677. «Puck» *Looks around*
  1678. «HTBK» *The pegasus slowly begins scratching behind your ears, Egg. It's not even close to the Postman's touch, but even now it sends shivers down your spine.*
  1679. «HTBK» "Okay, now..."
  1680. «HTBK» *He moves his other hoof and begins scratching under your chin.*
  1681. «HTBK» "Good girl."
  1682. «HTBK» *Roll fort.*
  1683. «Egg_Discord» (6)
  1684. «HTBK» (Oh my.)
  1685. «HTBK» (roll PON.)
  1686. «Egg_Discord» (8)
  1687. «Globebutt» "Spitfire, didn't Write just say that we can change back?"
  1688. «Ewo» (Always a good sign."
  1689. «HTBK» (Oooh my.)
  1690. «Globebutt» (Ooooh shit.)
  1691. «Egg_Discord» (That puts me at 5.6, right?)
  1692. «Sunfire» "Huh, changing back?"
  1693. «SpitFire» (he's kind of losing it, so it's not rejester in his mind)
  1694. «Egg_Discord» Oooooooooohh SHIT does that feel good. I may not be a girl but I'm definitely good right here.
  1695. «Writefag4» "Don't worry. It'll be fine."
  1696. «Puck» >maybe master is busy and needs help to get done faster< *Spots still human-ish Ewo and Spitfire* *Dart over to them* "Hey, I need your help, please, It's super important!"
  1697. «HTBK» *Despite yourself, you let out a pleased little nicker. You *are* a good girl, aren't you~? You barely even notice as a tremendous throbbing rocks your head. The doctor, however, does; and a moment later he leaps back and tumbles off the table.*
  1698. «Globebutt» "Said they were going to fix us. Egg's upstairs for that right now."
  1699. «HTBK» "Holy SHIT!"
  1700. «HTBK» (That's only 5.4, Egg.)
  1701. «Puck» "Oh, hi Jitters."
  1702. «Ewo» "Did I just hear someone upstairs say 'Holy shit'?"
  1703. «SpitFire» *looks at Puck and then hears Globe* sorry, I guess I lost it there for sec. what do you need puck?
  1704. «Puck» "Master is busy, and I think He needs help, can you please please help him?"
  1705. «Egg_Discord» I have a look on my face that screams pure pleasure. I am a good girl, voice. Wait... I'm not a girl... Am I?
  1706. «Puck» *bounds back and forth between Ewo and Spitfire*
  1707. «SpitFire» Master? puck who is master?
  1708. «Globebutt» "Globe. My name's Globe!"
  1709. «Ewo» "...Beats me."
  1710. «HTBK» *You are, if that exam you just took is any indication.*
  1711. «Puck» "Slushie!"
  1712. «Writefag4» (I've never said my name.)
  1713. «Globebutt» "Jitters isn't here," I mutter decisively.
  1714. «Puck» (I think Sun did?)
  1715. «Egg_Discord» Huh. I guess I really AM a girl.
  1716. «SpitFire» Slushie?
  1717. «Sunfire» (I don't recall ever doing so)
  1718. «Writefag4» (They shouldn't have. How would they know it?)
  1719. «Puck» (failing that I point)
  1720. «Puck» *point!*
  1721. «Sunfire» (Master has always been Master. Except when Master wants to be called Write.)
  1722. «Egg_Discord» (Don't forget that I asked the doctor to smack me if I started acting weird)
  1723. «HTBK» (The voices know one another, Write.)
  1724. «HTBK» "
  1725. «HTBK» "Ooooh SHIT! Shit shit shit!"
  1726. «Puck» (good point though)
  1727. «Globebutt» How loud is this yelling?
  1728. «SpitFire» *I look over at write* you... need something?
  1729. «HTBK» *And with that string of expletives, the pegasus pulls himself back up on the table and takes another whiff of your tail.*
  1730. «HTBK» "OOOH SHIT!"
  1731. «Writefag4» (Wasn't it Lime Slush? Or Slushie for short? Even though its the same sylables?)
  1732. «HTBK» *Loud enough to hear, Globe.*
  1733. «Puck» "Master is Master!" *Point again!*
  1734. «Writefag4» I look up at the ceiling.
  1735. «Globebutt» I look toward the ceiling. "What's going on up there!?"
  1736. «HTBK» *And with that, Egg, the doctor pulls back and delivers the best punch something of his size can.*
  1737. «Sunfire» I look worried at Master.
  1738. «Globebutt» (Roll for estrus cycle?)
  1739. «HTBK» (...)
  1740. «HTBK» (Show of hands.)
  1741. «Egg_Discord» The string of expletives is enough to knock me out of my heavenly spot. "Huh, what? What happened?"
  1742. «mckinnley» (i approve of this roll)
  1743. «Egg_Discord» (I'm the one getting my tail sniffed by a horse here.
  1744. «Globebutt» (I haven't had hands for /days/, HT. You know that.)
  1745. «Puck» (I... I plead the fifth)
  1746. «HTBK» (Egg, it's up to you.)
  1747. «Egg_Discord» (I'll roll again.)
  1748. «Egg_Discord» (For fort)
  1749. «HTBK» (So be it.)
  1750. «Egg_Discord» (2. I'm safe. for now)
  1751. «HTBK» *The GM holds his breath.*
  1752. «HTBK» *Lucky you.*
  1753. «SpitFire» (lol)
  1754. «HTBK» "Ooooh SHIT!"
  1755. «Globebutt» (Also, did we change rolly rooms? I'm just seeing Ewo's rolls and mine.)
  1756. «HTBK» *The Pegasus immediately scrambles away.*
  1757. «HTBK» "Sir, don't panic!"
  1758. «Writefag4» (Mine don't seem to be showing up either.)
  1759. «Egg_Discord» "What the- What?! What's wrong?! What's happening?!"
  1760. «Sunfire» (sometimes it messes up. rejoin)
  1761. «HTBK» (Rejoin and refresh.)
  1762. «SpitFire» (puck doyou have that carrot still?)
  1763. «HTBK» "Ooooh shit..."
  1764. «Egg_Discord» "HOW CAN I NOT PANIC IF YOU'RE PANICKING?!" I say, starting to get hysterical.
  1765. «Globebutt» (I did.)
  1766. «Globebutt» (It was confiscated, Spit.)
  1767. «HTBK» *The Pegasus takes a moment to calm himself, and shudders for several seconds.*
  1768. «HTBK» "Sir, this is..."
  1769. «Puck» (nope, blacksmith has it) *Getting impatient I try grabbing Spitfire's pant leg with my mouth and pull him forward*
  1770. «HTBK» "More compelx than I expected."
  1771. «Globebutt» (Praise Ishtar.)
  1772. «Globebutt» I wander toward the stairwell. Is anyone there at the bottom?
  1773. «SpitFire» *I stand up and move* what do yo uneed Puck?
  1774. «Globebutt» Or, well. Stairway. Stairs.
  1775. «Writefag4» I'm concerned but stay put.
  1776. «HTBK» *The blacksmith, Globe, is predictably lumbering up them at the sound of the shouting.*
  1777. «Globebutt» I follow after.
  1778. «Puck» "Weff- got to- helph- mashta!"
  1779. «Egg_Discord» "JUST GET TO THE POINT!" I yell, before catching my self and stifle myself. I am not good at hiding my panic right now. "...Please."
  1780. «Writefag4» (I thought Puck thought I was the master?)
  1781. «HTBK» "Sir..."
  1782. «Globebutt» "Egg?"
  1783. «HTBK» *The pegasus shakes his head, just as the blacksmith enters the room*
  1784. «SpitFire» *stumbles with puck pulling on my plant leg* ok, I'm coming...
  1785. «Puck» *since Spitfire is moving I go back for Ewo*
  1786. «Globebutt» "What's going on? I heard screaming."
  1787. «HTBK» "This is a very complex sort of handling. A very...very complex one."
  1788. «Puck» (I do, you said you were busy, so I'm helping)
  1789. «HTBK» "I'll...send for a specialist..."
  1790. «Egg_Discord» "...You can't do anything, can you?" I say, the words practically shaking as I say them.
  1791. «Sunfire» I just look at Master and mumble something about "Hope everything's okay"
  1792. «Globebutt» I droop.
  1793. «Writefag4» "Don't worry sun. They're professionals. They certainly know more about it than we do."
  1794. «HTBK» "Someone can, but...I can't do anything more than tell you to go home and avoid acting...horse-y until the specialist gets here. You've...got it pretty bad."
  1795. «SpitFire» *walk over to Write* umm you need something?
  1796. «Puck» *Go behind Ewo's legs and push forward with my head*
  1797. «HTBK» "I...tell you the truth, I've never seen anything like this."
  1798. «Ewo» "What... are you doing?"
  1799. «Globebutt» "Fuck."
  1800. «Writefag4» "Hmm. Just waiting our turn."
  1801. «Puck» "C'mon, I- need- to- help!"
  1802. «Egg_Discord» The news hits me like a freight train loaded with bricks. "And, m-my friends are... Most likely the-the same w-w-way?" My eyes begin to water.
  1803. «HTBK» "I don't...know. I'll need to check them. The, uh..."
  1804. «HTBK» *The doctor turns his attention to Globe.*
  1805. «SpitFire» Puck do you know remember me?
  1806. «Globebutt» "Hello."
  1807. «HTBK» "Look. There are a few symptoms here I've...never seen before."
  1808. «Egg_Discord» "...Go on." I hang my head, ready to listen.
  1809. «HTBK» "Domestic impulses, and changes are triggered by acting..."pony-like". Have any of you experienced the same?*
  1810. «Puck» >Who said that name....?< *Looks around* "Who me?"
  1811. «Globebutt» "....Yes."
  1812. «Writefag4» Lets assume I gave up and began following the rest of the herd. You guys can't sit still can you.
  1813. «HTBK» "...All of you?"
  1814. «SpitFire» I did Puck, do you remember me?
  1815. «Egg_Discord» "Yes. All of us have." I don't even bother raising me head
  1816. «HTBK» "Ooooh..."
  1817. «HTBK» *The doctor bites his lip and narrows his eyes.*
  1818. «Sunfire» (but why would Master follow when he's in charge?)
  1819. «Sunfire» (: P)
  1820. «Puck» (how much do I recall of before all this HT?)
  1821. «HTBK» "...Oh. We'll...Hm. Yes. You'll need to see a Handler, no doubt about it."
  1822. «Writefag4» (Who ever said a Master can't follow his pet once in a while?)
  1823. «HTBK» *You know Master is always good to you, Puck. You can maybe remember more, but who cares?*
  1824. «Egg_Discord» "How long will that take, doctor?"
  1825. «Globebutt» "I thought that much was already settled..." I say softly.
  1826. «HTBK» *The doctor frowns.*
  1827. «Puck» "I... I don't think so, have we met?"
  1828. «HTBK» "I...don't know. I don't think we have anyone here in the city quite ready to handle this. I'll send for another, but it will take...the better part of a day, for him to arrive.*
  1829. «Puck» *looks between Ewo and Sunfire* "You both seem familier..."
  1830. «Writefag4» "Perhaps it would be best if we stayed here, in the city."
  1831. «HTBK» *They're master's friends, Bright.*
  1832. «SpitFire» *I look saddly at Puck* we grew up together and were room mates for 2 years. YOu don't remember?
  1833. «Egg_Discord» "...Alright. Anything else, doctor?"
  1834. «Sunfire» I nod at Master's suggestion. "There were scary people watching us!"
  1835. «Egg_Discord» (I knew you were gonna pull this on me, HT)
  1836. «Globebutt» (Wait. Where's the herd moving?)
  1837. «HTBK» "I suggest going home, rather than...staying here. When I was handled, reminding me who I was helped me settle..."
  1838. «HTBK» "Here, you might forget too much."
  1839. «Globebutt» (Not that I'm with them. Just CBA to scroll up.)
  1840. «Writefag4» (Upstairs to see what Egg was making a fuss about. Also so we don't miss all the exposition."
  1841. «HTBK» (second stair. Exposition time.)
  1842. «Globebutt» "I think some of us already have."
  1843. «HTBK» "Then don't give them any more opportunity to."
  1844. «Egg_Discord» "...I can't go back. The person who handled me knows where I live. They already replaced the tap water in my house with carrot and apple juice."
  1845. «Ewo» I go upstairs too.
  1846. «Globebutt» "Someone did, at least," I amend.
  1847. «Puck» "No, wait, you were friends with Master weren't you? Did you live with us for two whole years? Sorry, I have a terrible memory sometimes! But I do remember my name, its Bright, Bright Idea! Not Puck."
  1848. «HTBK» "Can you...rent a motel room, maybe? I think the constabulary would be willing to extend their protection Topside, for a special occasion...*
  1849. «Writefag4» "We'll find another place for the night. I think The Postman probably won't be making any unwarranted deliveries again."
  1850. «Globebutt» I turn around to see... everyone behind me.
  1851. «Globebutt» "Oh. Hello, Write."
  1852. «Egg_Discord» "...I'm not sure. We already tried that, and the postman managed to find my friends and I there."
  1853. «SpitFire» Bright? so you don't remember Puck at all now?
  1854. «Writefag4» "Hopefully we can last that long."
  1855. «Writefag4» I turn briefly to one of the doctors. "Quick question. How reliable is The Postman? I get the feeling he could find us anywhere."
  1856. «HTBK» "...Try not answering the door. But I expressly caution against staying down here."
  1857. «HTBK» *The Doctor cracks a little chuckle at that, Write.*
  1858. «SpitFire» *I turn to globebutt* I hope they can fix this, I want my best friend back
  1859. «HTBK» "I know a man who got mail from him, even though he was on a boat that was sinking to the bottom of the sea."
  1860. «Puck» *Shakes head no* "Was he another friend of Master? Oh, everyone's gone upstairs, lets follow!"
  1861. «SpitFire» *fellows Puck to the others*
  1862. «Writefag4» I smile, weakly but its there. "Do you suppose you could send us a note then when the specialist gets here?"
  1863. «Globebutt» I look to Write. "He won't be looking from lockup." Then to Spitfire. "...Talk to me later."
  1864. «Egg_Discord» "At this point, I don't think it matters where we go. Whoever handled us will find us no matter what we do."
  1865. «HTBK» "...Yeah. I'll make sure."
  1866. «HTBK» *The doctor narrows his eyes, Egg.*
  1867. «HTBK» "Has your...handler...contacted you since the initial incident?"
  1868. «Sunfire» "Ooh! Maybe we can rotate watch like camp!"
  1869. «Writefag4» "Through the mail."
  1870. «Egg_Discord» "A secret admirer sent me roses."
  1871. «SpitFire» "just that postcard that sent us here"
  1872. «SpitFire» oh didn't know about the roses
  1873. «Egg_Discord» (It was just me)
  1874. «Sunfire» (you wouldn't since you weren't there)
  1875. «Puck» (we never got those)
  1876. «HTBK» "Then I suggest you just screen your mail for the next few days..."
  1877. «SpitFire» (I know, I'm just saying in game)
  1878. «Globebutt» "I don't think we'll even be getting it."
  1879. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. Before I go, can I ask you a couple questions doc?"
  1880. «Globebutt» "Remember? Our plumbing's been juiced."
  1881. «HTBK» "...Sure. Least I can do for you, sir."
  1882. «Puck» *beams up at all the nice people* to Ewo: "Hey, were you another friend of Masters?"
  1883. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. You said you'd been handled. How come you can remember life before you were handled while the rest of us keep forgetting?"
  1884. «Writefag4» I have far too many questions to ask.
  1885. «Egg_Discord» (I only have two)
  1886. «Ewo» "Look, I don't know who Master is. Also, doctor, I have a pill that... I don't know what it does, but it has something to do with all this. Can you look at it for me?"
  1887. «Writefag4» I want to tear that library to pieces but won't for the DM's sake.
  1888. «Globebutt» "Ewo, he's..." I sigh.
  1889. «HTBK» "I was handled by a...professional, at my request. No attempt was made to make me...forget."
  1890. «Globebutt» I look to Write. "Could we please clear out? It's too crowded in here."
  1891. «HTBK» *Write, you fool. Go ahead, the GM is always long-suffering.*
  1892. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. And the other thing is, why did you agree to be handled?"
  1893. «Writefag4» "Egg..."
  1894. «Egg_Discord» "I just want to know, Write."
  1895. «HTBK» "I, uh...can I leave it at 'personal reasons'?"
  1896. «Sunfire» (I only have two demands: a bath and memory care)
  1897. «Writefag4» "Its not a big deal down here."
  1898. «Puck» (I Knew you enjoyed that HT)
  1899. «HTBK» (Tis the GM's duty to make it all work.)
  1900. «Egg_Discord» "...Sure. Thanks for everything anyway, Doctor." I then leave the facility back to the entrance. Are the officers from before still there?
  1901. «SpitFire» So what do we do now?
  1902. «Puck» (did the doctor ever look at the pill?)
  1903. «Writefag4» "Thank you for all your help. Hopefully we'll meet again tomorrow."
  1904. «HTBK» *The officers are still waiting, of course. The doctor made the most adorable blush as you left...*
  1905. «Globebutt» (Of course not!)
  1906. «HTBK» "...Is there anything *you* need, sir?"
  1907. «Writefag4» (That the docotr or the officer?)
  1908. «Globebutt» (Ewo asked while he was talking to Egg!)
  1909. «Egg_Discord» ...He blushed? Wait, you don't mean...?
  1910. «Puck» (heheeheee)
  1911. «Globebutt» (Doctor was busy. It's like Globe said. It's crowded in here!)
  1912. «HTBK» *Baby god back.*
  1913. «HTBK» *That was the doctor, Write. Now that everyone's filing out.*
  1914. «HTBK» *Got*
  1915. «HTBK» *Dammit.*
  1916. «Ewo» I give the pill to the Doctor "I'm not sure what this is, but it's... relevant somehow"
  1917. «Egg_Discord» ...
  1918. «Writefag4» I wait until they all leave before asking. "Actually I had one question. A little more personal."
  1919. «HTBK» *Shake what you got, girl.*
  1920. «Egg_Discord» I decide to wiggle my butt for him, seeing as he's the first person to show that kind of interest in me.
  1921. «Globebutt» (I unobtrusively file out of the room.)
  1922. «HTBK» *The doctor takes the pill and looks up to you, Write.*
  1923. «HTBK» "Yeah?"
  1924. «Egg_Discord» Just a little, so that it's not obvious.
  1925. «Globebutt» (Nix that.)
  1926. «Ewo» I walk back downstairs.
  1927. «HTBK» *Egg, if you were watching, you notice that he just pulled a buzz lightyear.*
  1928. «Globebutt» (Nix that nixing.)
  1929. «Globebutt» (He went falling with style?)
  1930. «Writefag4» "The officers mentioned a memory wipe? Is that non negotible? I mean. It seems a shame to forget this all."
  1931. «Egg_Discord» I just give him a sly look and and walk out, meeting up with the officers. Maybe being a pony wouldn't be THAT bad...
  1932. «Globebutt» (I filed out ahead of Egg. Otherwise, I would have done something.)
  1933. «HTBK» *...The doctor coughs into his hoof and turns back to Write. Good girl.*
  1934. «HTBK» "Um..."
  1935. «HTBK» "Is that...so?"
  1936. «Sunfire» I follow along with Globe, since it looked like Master wanted privacy.
  1937. «Egg_Discord» Damn right I'm a good girl. He is cute, after all.
  1938. «Writefag4» (Who are you talking to. I'm confused now.)
  1939. «HTBK» "I imagine you wouldn't want to remember your...circumstances. It has to have taken its toll on you."
  1940. «HTBK» (Doctor talking to you, Write.)
  1941. «Writefag4» (Why the good girl then?)
  1942. «HTBK» *That was aimed at Egg.*
  1943. «Sunfire» I look at Globe. "I just can't believe this place exists..."
  1944. «Puck» *sitting obliviously happy next to Master*
  1945. «Writefag4» "Well yeah it hasn't been the best but I don't want to forget this all either."
  1946. «Egg_Discord» Should I go with the officers or do I wait for my other friends?
  1947. «HTBK» *The doctor sits on his haunches.*
  1948. «HTBK» "Is that so?"
  1949. «SpitFire» Globe Egg what can we do now
  1950. «Globebutt» I shake my head. "Worry about that later." I focus on Puck.
  1951. «SpitFire» ?
  1952. «Writefag4» "I can't remember the last time I've been so facinated by something."
  1953. «HTBK» *The officers are gracious enough to wait for the rest of you. The earth pony sniffs the air and gives his partner an "Aw snap" look, for reasons unknown. Maybe they smell barbecue.*
  1954. «HTBK» "Is that so, Mr...?"
  1955. «Writefag4» "Writefag."
  1956. «HTBK» "Mr. Writefag."
  1957. «Puck» (barbecue, sure)
  1958. «HTBK» "FAscinated by what has happened to you, or...what
  1959. «HTBK» "--what's down here?"
  1960. «Egg_Discord» ...they like me too, don't they?
  1961. «Globebutt» (Nothin' like barbecue grilled corn.)
  1962. «Writefag4» "Down here. I mean have you seen the Old World? I mean it might sound interesting in your books but let me tell you. I'm bored to tears with it."
  1963. «HTBK» *You won't know unless you put on a show, girl.*
  1964. «Globebutt» (...Is this one of those "earth pony talents" you'd roll for?)
  1965. «HTBK» "I've...seen pictures. Never been up there myself, though."
  1966. «Egg_Discord» But what do I do? No one's ever shown interest in me before, even as a human?
  1967. «SpitFire» *I try to get Pucks attention* Puck...er..Bright, maybe you should get write some space for a few mins?
  1968. «Puck» (HT you are absolutely incorrigible!)
  1969. «Egg_Discord» Am I really that... Beautiful as a pony?
  1970. «HTBK» *I don't know, Globe. Are you insinuating that just because earth ponies have the best asses, you'd be able to roll for stripteases?*
  1971. «Globebutt» (I'm not implying anything!)
  1972. «Sunfire» (roll for DAT ASS)
  1973. «Egg_Discord» Let's not go that far, brain. At least not yet.
  1974. «Ewo» I poke at Spitfire "D-does he want to be called Bright now?"
  1975. «HTBK» *I dunno, Egg. I've never done this before. But evidently, the doctor saw something nice, and the guards smell something nice...*
  1976. «Puck» "Do- huh? Oh, sorry if I was intruding Master." *walks over to SpitFire*
  1977. «Globebutt» I stomp on Spitfire's foot.
  1978. «Writefag4» "I mean its like I've seen a tiny square of a photograph and want to see the whole picture."
  1979. «Mr.Jared» (back, what i miss?)
  1980. «SpitFire» It would seem that way Ewo
  1981. «HTBK» *The Doctor frowns at that, Write.*
  1982. «Sunfire» (I probably look hideous considering the circumstances have been unyielding for bathing)
  1983. «HTBK» "Well, that's not...unprecedented."
  1984. «Ewo» "I think it's best if you keep calling him Puck..."
  1985. «Sunfire» (still messed up since waking up under a water heater)
  1986. «Writefag4» "I'll bet."
  1987. «HTBK» "I think the constables just assumed you'd like to go back to your life."
  1988. «Egg_Discord» "Tell me, officers. Is that a night stick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
  1989. «Globebutt» (Spitfire, no reaction to a pony stomping on your foot?)
  1990. «HTBK» *The earth pony blinks slowly.*
  1991. «HTBK» "...I don't have pockets, sir."
  1992. «Puck» *looks back and forth between Ewo and Spitfire*
  1993. «SpitFire» *me wakes up* ouch
  1994. «Writefag4» "I think the others would want to as well. Or at least haven't thought about it. I guess. Nevermind really. I'll make that decision when I get there I suppose."
  1995. «Puck» "Who is this Puck anyway?"
  1996. «Globebutt» "It's you, dumbass!" I shout over at the yellow pony.
  1997. «SpitFire» *I look down at Puck* you are, don't you remember?
  1998. «HTBK» "Hm. Spose that's the only time to do it. But if you'd rather stay down here, well...I can't think of a reason they wouldn't let you."
  1999. «Writefag4» "Ah." This is what I was afraid of.
  2000. «HTBK» "So...welcome to our city, I guess? In advance, I mean."
  2001. «Puck» "What? No... My name is Bright... Isn't it?" *looks between the three of you*
  2002. «Globebutt» "If you're worried about losing your friend, then don't talk to 'Bright'."
  2003. «SpitFire» Your name is Puck, you and I grew up together and got into more trouble then most people
  2004. «Ewo»  has locked the chat.
  2005. «Writefag4» (Wait can't think. Not can think.)
  2006. «SpitFire»  has unlocked the chat.
  2007. «HTBK» (Yes, that.)
  2008. «Egg_Discord» "... Let me ask you a question, and I want the honest truth." I say as I turn around and pretend to innocently ask, "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
  2009. «Writefag4» "Well. We'll see. Thanks for helping mewith that."
  2010. «Ewo» (I think that blank guy is going to try to get in if he finds this chat)
  2011. «Ewo» (Locking was intentional)
  2012. «Writefag4» Mewith. The baby form of Meowth.
  2013. «Globebutt» (I'm not sure how long it would take me to notice Egg there...)
  2014. «Puck» (oh, the ghost?)
  2015. «Ewo» (Yeah)
  2016. «HTBK» *The earth pony's ears stick up. The pegasus' wings stick out.*
  2017. «HTBK» "...Which is the correct answer?"
  2018. «Puck» (I could always join as him in another tab"
  2019. «HTBK» *The doctor nods slowly, Write.*
  2020. «Globebutt» (Sounds legit.)
  2021. «HTBK» "Yeah. So...do you need anything else?"
  2022. «Writefag4» "Tomorrow then." I stumble down the sitars.
  2023. «» Shinto joined the chat.
  2024. «HTBK» "Quite..."
  2025. «Writefag4» (It keeps happening)
  2026. «» joined the chat.
  2027. «HTBK» *The doctor curses himself for not keeping a ficus at the office.*
  2028. «» (viaola[?])
  2029. «» Shinto(Still going on eh?)
  2030. «Egg_Discord» "Whatever makes you feel better." I say, so caught up in my new found hotness that I'
  2031. «Globebutt» (Viola?)
  2032. «Egg_Discord» *I'm not even aware of what I'm doing
  2033. «Globebutt» (Voilà?)
  2034. «HTBK» (Skillfull.)
  2035. «Writefag4» "Egg. Egg. What are you doing?"
  2036. «Ewo» (violin?)
  2037. «SpitFire» I look at the Doctor, "is there nothing we can do for Puck, he's almost gone"
  2038. «HTBK» "...I suggest electric shocks."
  2039. «Globebutt» (Spitfire, we're downstairs.)
  2040. «Mr.Jared» (well might as well kick out my char in style, if you know what i mean)
  2041. «HTBK» *The pegasus and Earth pony reply, respectively:*
  2042. «HTBK» "Nope."
  2043. «» (no, Viola)
  2044. «HTBK» "Eeeeyup."
  2045. «Globebutt» (Did the doctor come downstairs, too, then?)
  2046. «SpitFire» (I thought we were all walking down)
  2047. «Globebutt» (Fukkit. HT, where are we all?)
  2048. «HTBK» (Jared, for the record, I think Write carried you inside?)
  2049. «Puck» *looking around the room nervously* "E-Electric Shock?"
  2050. «Egg_Discord» This causes me to blush myself. I've never had this kind of attention before and I'm loving every moment of it.
  2051. «Writefag4» (How would I carry anything?)
  2052. «Globebutt» (I thought we left J in the car.)
  2053. «Mr.Jared» *wakeup*
  2054. «Sunfire» (yeah kinda)
  2055. «SpitFire» *moves up behind puck* you could try to remember so that won't need to be done Puck
  2056. «HTBK» *breakfast do your hair and makeup*
  2057. «Puck» "re-remember what?"
  2058. «HTBK» *The Doctor is upstairs, I was under the impression that Spitfire stayed with him.*
  2059. «HTBK» *Egg is outside. The guards are staring.*
  2060. «HTBK» "...Sooo...uh..."
  2061. «HTBK» *The rest of you seem to have migrated to the bottom floor.*
  2062. «Globebutt» (I thought I moved downstairs when we were leaving the room, and Spitfire said he came with.)
  2063. «Writefag4» Show of hands. Who has em?
  2064. «HTBK» *Downstairs it is, then.*
  2065. «Egg_Discord» I give him a very seductive look. "Is there a problem, officer?"
  2066. «Puck» (not me!)
  2067. «Mr.Jared» *wanders out of car, half asleep*
  2068. «Mr.Jared» guys?
  2069. «Ewo» "Hey, has anyone else noticed that we're all turning into ponies?"
  2070. «Egg_Discord» My god, I'm turning into quite the slutty little mare, aren't I?
  2071. «Globebutt» (Raisin' all the hands I got. Can count 'em on one hoof.)
  2072. «SpitFire» I'd better get back with the group doc, thanks for the info, *as I take off to join them*
  2073. «HTBK» "I'm, uh...wondering if you're inviting us?"
  2074. «Mr.Jared» *Gets hit by semi-truck*
  2075. «SpitFire» (a little extreme Jared)
  2076. «Egg_Discord» (Well that was anti-climatic. At least lose yourself in the city, Jared)
  2077. «HTBK» (You officially quitting, then?)
  2078. «Globebutt» (Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Tiiiime out.)
  2079. «Puck» (I dunno, I think it had pizzaz)
  2080. «Sunfire» I rub my head. "Ugg, still feel really tired."
  2081. «Mr.Jared» (you know what, il lsoe myself to the city)
  2082. «Mr.Jared» (go out with a better bang)
  2083. «Mr.Jared» *wakeup*
  2084. «Ewo» (Jared in Groundhog Day)
  2085. «Puck» (I'm frightened on behalf of this city)
  2086. «Mr.Jared» ungg, guys?
  2087. «Mr.Jared» oh god damn it!
  2088. «Mr.Jared» they left me again...
  2089. «Egg_Discord» "...Maybe. That depends on whether you two are interested." I throw in a wink for good measure.
  2090. «Puck» (what was your timeout for globe?)
  2091. «Globebutt» (So Spitfire. Puck. Where were we, and how much stomping on feet and yelling and such happened?)
  2092. «Mr.Jared» *search for clues to werabouts*
  2093. «HTBK» *The postcard says get to the second basement, Jared.*
  2094. «Globebutt» (I thought I was downstairs. Spitfire thought we were walking downstairs, but then went to talk to the doctor?)
  2095. «Writefag4» (I really wish that magic had worked the first time I tried it otherwise I might try to cast snowcone of cold.)
  2096. «HTBK» (Evidently he did, Globe.)
  2097. «SpitFire» (we were the last to fellow you guys out was all, just a little bit behind)
  2098. «Egg_Discord» (Why haven't you made me roll yet? This is your big chance, HT)
  2099. «Mr.Jared» (also im quiting because i can be here the correct times and ive goten far behind on the story)
  2100. «Mr.Jared» cant*
  2101. «SpitFire» (I turned to talk to the doctor then continued down the stairs to the crew)
  2102. «HTBK» *The pegasus coughs into his hoof and looks away. The earth pony, meanwhile, leans in and takes an opportunistic sniff. Roll.*
  2103. «Mr.Jared» Well, a lead is a good lead
  2104. «HTBK» (UNderstood, Jared.)
  2105. «Mr.Jared» *heads off*
  2106. «Egg_Discord» (2. FUCK)
  2107. «Puck» (adios compadre)
  2108. «Globebutt» (Dammit, Egg. Stop trying to lose your hands.)
  2109. «Mr.Jared» (also, what pone level is egg?)
  2110. «Egg_Discord» (The one time I TRY to go full pone and I keep getting low numbers)
  2111. «Egg_Discord» (5.4)
  2112. «HTBK» (Eh, I can work around it...)
  2113. «Mr.Jared» (wtf man?)
  2114. «SpitFire» (we maybe heading back towarrds yo if want to wait)
  2115. «Globebutt» (I'd rather not yet!)
  2116. «SpitFire» (Jared)
  2117. «Mr.Jared» (?)
  2118. «HTBK» *It feels...good, being inspected by a stallion like that. Your tail lifts, and he licks the base. Roll again.*
  2119. «Globebutt» (I'm trying to talk sense into Puck, but I think I'd notice something of Egg's antics sooner or later.)
  2120. «Sunfire» (ack brb in awhile)
  2121. «Egg_Discord» (10. this is where it gets intersting)
  2122. «Mr.Jared» *at the city*
  2123. «Ewo» (Make Jared find a squeaky carrot. It'll be all over for him.)
  2124. «HTBK» *It's a big city.*
  2125. «Writefag4» I turn to the pegasai officer while averting my eyes. "Um. Would there be any chance of stopping by the library on our way out?"
  2126. «HTBK» *...Hey, Jared?*
  2127. «SpitFire» *rejoins the group* where should we go now?
  2128. «Puck» (I'd have followed write if you all left me alone, other wise I'd still be with globe)
  2129. «HTBK» *What sounds like...squeaking?*
  2130. «HTBK» *Egg, Roll PON.*
  2131. «Mr.Jared» *yes mr mysterious voice?*
  2132. «Egg_Discord» (5)
  2133. «HTBK» "mmm..."
  2134. «SpitFire» (HTBK you are evil)
  2135. «HTBK» *The pegasus nods, Write.*
  2136. «HTBK» "Yeah, just...yeah, sure."
  2137. «Ewo» (now watch as egg thinks one of the guards is her master)
  2138. «Globebutt» I happen to look outside while thinking of where we might go. Was the door open?
  2139. «HTBK» *The touch sends shudders running all across your body, Egg. He likes you. He *really* likes you.*
  2140. «Globebutt» Or part of it clear?
  2141. «HTBK» "You wanna make this more private?"
  2142. «Ewo» I follow everyone else.
  2143. «Mr.Jared» What the hell is all this?
  2144. «Egg_Discord» Oh GOD this feels so good. And of course he likes me. I'm sexy, aren't I?
  2145. «Mr.Jared» a whole god damn city
  2146. «HTBK» *The door's halfway open, Globe.*
  2147. «HTBK» *It's a whole goddamn city, Jared.*
  2148. «Writefag4» I turn around finally registering how stupid Egg is. "Is something? What the hell?!"
  2149. «Globebutt» I imagine I see Egg and shout then.
  2150. «Mr.Jared» *thank you voices :l*
  2151. «Egg_Discord» I playfully pull on his tie. "Do you eve haven to ask, big boy?"
  2152. «Puck» *drifting after Globe, keeping an eye out for Master*
  2153. «Mr.Jared» hmm
  2154. «HTBK» *He cracks a grin and licks your cheek. Roll Fort.*
  2155. «Mr.Jared» *use earth pony logic to do something*
  2156. «HTBK» *Jared, you wander around for a bit, and then you find...*
  2157. «HTBK» *A small rubber carrot.*
  2158. «Egg_Discord» (7. Goodbye, hands. You will be fondly remembered)
  2159. «HTBK» *You think it looks fun.*
  2160. «HTBK» *BAD END*
  2161. «Globebutt» (Still not seeing fucking rolls.)
  2162. «Puck» (CURSED!)
  2163. «Mr.Jared» (...)
  2164. «Globebutt» (Goddammit, Egg! You know they won't.)
  2165. «Mr.Jared» (da faq was that)
  2166. «HTBK» *You got carrot'd.*
  2167. «Mr.Jared» (at leist let me go haywire in frount of everyone)
  2168. «Globebutt» I gallop over toward the door, taking flight midway. "Egg! What are you doing!?"
  2169. «HTBK» *Egg, roll PON.*
  2170. «Puck» (that carrot was mostly responsible for taking me from 2 to 8.2 in one sitting)
  2171. «Egg_Discord» (9)
  2172. «SpitFire» *I move towards Globe* what's going on?
  2173. «Mr.Jared» (may i barge in to have my last stand?)
  2174. «Egg_Discord» (You could easily take my place. I have a feeling the others aren't gonna let me have a threesome)
  2175. «Ewo» (Jared, it's a carrot, and it squeaks. HOW DOES A CARROT SQUEAK)
  2176. «HTBK» *You can't help it, Egg. He just feels so warm and strong, he smells so nice. With a gasp, you plunge forward and press your lips against his, as he gradually grows around you. Your stallion smells so--THUMP*
  2177. «HTBK» *You got Globe'd.*
  2178. «Puck» (Harlem Globe-Trotted!)
  2179. «Writefag4» I turn to the officer. "Please don't think badly of us."
  2180. «Globebutt» (Get out, Puck.)
  2181. «HTBK» *The pegasus shrugs.*
  2182. «Writefag4» (The one that isn't trying to fuck Egg.)
  2183. «Mr.Jared» *bursts in out of nowhere*
  2184. «HTBK» "Meh. He's a loverboy."
  2185. «Egg_Discord» "Hey! What the hell's your problem? Wait in line! They're mine!"
  2186. «Puck» "Master!" *runs up and sits pretty*
  2187. «Globebutt» "Get a hold on yourself!"
  2188. «Globebutt» "Something's gotten into you."
  2189. «Sunfire»  left the chat.
  2190. «Egg_Discord» "Maybe after one of those ~dreamy~ stallions over there helps me out."
  2191. «Globebutt» "Just because you've got a vagina, all of the sudden you feel the need to stuff it?"
  2192. «Writefag4» "Egg. I swear. If we can't even make it to the car with one of us still having hands."
  2193. «HTBK» *Egg, Globe looks a lot bigger than last time. She smells excited, too.*
  2194. «Puck» "Master? Are you angry?"
  2195. «Writefag4» "Who is going to carry my books huh?"
  2196. «Ewo» I want pets ;~;
  2197. «HTBK» *There's plenty to go around~*
  2198. «SpitFire» *step in behind globe* we need to get him out of here
  2199. «Mr.Jared» Hey guys, this carrot, it fucking makes noises, how the hell does it do that?
  2200. «Mr.Jared» *doing away with it*
  2201. «Writefag4» "Jared?"
  2202. «HTBK» *Egg. You know what that carrot would be *much* better in?*
  2203. «Globebutt» I punch Egg in the face.
  2204. «HTBK» "Hey--hey!"
  2205. «Egg_Discord» I don't know, how about inside me-"OW! Hand off, girl!"
  2206. «Mr.Jared» Guys, fucking, noise
  2207. «HTBK» *The guard pulls away and gives you a distinct "what the hell" face.
  2208. «SpitFire» *I looked surprise* that might have been a bit much globe
  2209. «Writefag4» (Did Egg pass 6.0)
  2210. «SpitFire» Or maybe not enough
  2211. «Globebutt» "What hands!?"
  2212. «Puck» *backs away from Globe and Co.*
  2213. «HTBK» *Egg, without your stallion to hold you, up, you drop to all fours with a distinct *clop*.*
  2214. «Mr.Jared» (hiyyyyooooo)
  2215. «Egg_Discord» ...She's right! WHAT HANDS?! Oh god! It finally happened, didn't it?!
  2216. «Globebutt» I raise my arms in disgust.
  2217. «Mr.Jared» Wait, is that... egg?
  2218. «Ewo» I back up with Puck
  2219. «Globebutt» "God fucking damn it all!"
  2220. «Writefag4» (If I were more magical I'd do that thing where Twilight burst into flame but with ice instead."
  2221. «HTBK» *Oh sweet Jesus egg, it's happening.*
  2222. «Egg_Discord» "Oh... OH GOD! What happened?! WHAT DID I DO?!"
  2223. «Mr.Jared» EGG!
  2224. «HTBK» *Your hands are losing articulation even now!*
  2225. «Mr.Jared» God damn it egg
  2226. «SpitFire» You went a little nutty egg, lets go
  2227. «HTBK» *Your face is pushing out, you spine is practically on fire--*
  2228. «Globebutt» "Someone get a handler. Get a doctor. Get someone!"
  2229. «Mr.Jared» *is quiet*
  2230. «Egg_Discord» "OH FUCK! THIS HURTS SO MUCH! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!"
  2231. «Writefag4» (OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD)
  2232. «Mr.Jared» *smile slowly spreading across face*
  2233. «Puck» "Um, Master looks busy again, I think I should leave him alone..."
  2234. «Mr.Jared» heh
  2235. «Mr.Jared» hehehehehe
  2236. «Mr.Jared» hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
  2237. «Globebutt» Do I have to roll anything to break free from the guard's grasp?
  2238. «Mr.Jared» AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  2239. «HTBK» *The police colt backs away, wonder
  2240. «HTBK» ing what the hell is going on.*
  2241. «Puck» *See's Ewo* "Uh, do you mind picking me up?"
  2242. «HTBK» *He hasn't grabbed you, Globe.*
  2243. «SpitFire» Jared get ahold of yourself!
  2244. «Globebutt» (Oh. I thought he had.)
  2245. «Writefag4» "Our situation has changed. We're supposed to be avoiding Equine actions."
  2246. «Ewo» "... I think it's best if I don't."
  2247. «Mr.Jared» Jared? Jared who?
  2248. «Writefag4» (This was to the officers.)
  2249. «HTBK» *THERE IS NO JARED.*
  2250. «Globebutt» I try to hold Egg, and do... something. Support, I guess. Physically.
  2251. «HTBK» *THERE IS ONLY THE CARROT*
  2252. «Egg_Discord» "Oh fuck, this hurts!!! HELP ME!"
  2253. «Mr.Jared» CARROT!
  2254. «Globebutt» (Puck, why would you name your carrot Zuul?)
  2255. «Mr.Jared» *goes to town on carrot*
  2256. «Egg_Discord» Have the changes finished?
  2257. «HTBK» *HOLY SHIT*
  2258. «SpitFire» *I help Globe with egg as I still have hands*
  2259. «HTBK» *NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SQUEAK IT*
  2260. «HTBK» *IT NEVER BREAKS*
  2261. «Puck» *pleading pouty face* "Pleeeease? Being down here is scary, everyone's so tall!"
  2262. «Mr.Jared» what kind of trickery is this?!
  2263. «Puck» (I was thinking about naming it at one point)
  2264. «HTBK» *With one final shock of pain, Egg, your spine flattens out. And with that, it's done.*
  2265. «HTBK» *It happened. You're one of them now.*
  2266. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  2267. «Egg_Discord» No...
  2268. «Mr.Jared» ehehehehehehehehe this is fucking amazing!
  2269. «HTBK» *You're just some stupid pet pony now.*
  2270. «Globebutt» I let go of Egg with a sigh of exasperation.
  2271. «HTBK» *You were already showing yourself to the stallion.*
  2272. «Ewo» "M-maybe it would help if you tried to walk on your hindlegs! I'll help you balance"
  2273. «Egg_Discord» This can't be happening!
  2274. «HTBK» *Is something wrong?*
  2275. «Globebutt» "Dammit."
  2276. «HTBK» *Are you regressing faster?*
  2277. «Egg_Discord» I was?!
  2278. «Sunfire»  joined the chat.
  2279. «Egg_Discord» NO! I'M NOT!
  2280. «Egg_Discord» I'M FINE!
  2281. «HTBK» *Oh God, you have hooves. Why do you have hooves? Oh God, you were letting him crawl all over you!*
  2282. «Globebutt» (could we hold for a minute? like, everything?
  2283. «Globebutt» (we've got a fucking bullshit floor meeting)
  2284. «HTBK» (Yes, Globe?)
  2285. «Egg_Discord» Shut up! Shut up!
  2286. «Mr.Jared» Hey, relax buddy, you look a little pent up
  2287. «SpitFire» (Hold?)
  2288. «Puck» (Sure Globe)
  2289. «Egg_Discord» "This can't be real! This can't be happening! It finally happened!"
  2290. «HTBK» (Oh.)
  2291. «HTBK» *Egg, hold it.*
  2292. «SpitFire» (HOLD)
  2293. «Egg_Discord» "It's just a dream! It's JUST A DREAM!"
  2294. «HTBK» *HOLD ERRYTIN*
  2295. «Puck» ("Hold that Crazy" lol)
  2296. «Writefag4» "Egg. Get up." "Jared what are you doing? Why do you have that?"
  2297. «Egg_Discord» (the floor is yours)
  2298. «HTBK» (You too, Write.)
  2299. «Ewo» *hold music*
  2300. «Writefag4» Okay. Getting a snack then.
  2301. «HTBK» *The GM will soon break for dinner, if everyone finds this acceptable.*
  2302. «Mr.Jared» *intermission*
  2303. «HTBK» *Right after Egg's next nervous breakdown, and everyone goes topside.*
  2304. «SpitFire» (bring us back some HTBK)
  2305. «Ewo» Thank you for holding. A representative will be with you shortly.
  2306. «HTBK» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmDZz5pDOQ
  2307. «Mr.Jared» ^read never
  2308. «Puck» (best intermission music)
  2309. «Globebutt» (Back.)
  2310. «HTBK» (Alright.)
  2311. «Mr.Jared» (better ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIhiHLMT7E)
  2312. «SpitFire» (everything ok Globe?)
  2313. «Globebutt» (No; Egg's got hooves! That's not okay! Egg was holding our stuff!)
  2314. «Puck» (That is indeed a better version)
  2315. «HTBK» *Oh God oh God. Your hands are gone you have hooves and a tail oh God he was sniffing you and he had his hoof up your oh jesus it happened it happened shit shit shit they'll collar you and beat you and give you a new name and shit shit shit*
  2316. «Globebutt» (And no. I'm not okay with going topside without grabbing Puck's shit.)
  2317. «Puck» to Ewo: "Um, Okay, we could try that..."
  2318. «Mr.Jared» Hey you *gets up in eggs face* why is this so fun?
  2319. «Egg_Discord» "SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! WHAT'S HAPPENED?!"
  2320. «Puck» (What, why? All I had was money, a knife, the keys to the van, a cell phone....)
  2321. «Ewo» I lift Puck's front half up, holding up most of the weight "Wouldn't it be neat if you were a human?"
  2322. «Egg_Discord» "GET AWAY FROM ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!" I run to the wall and hide my face. WHY did this have to happen to me of all people?
  2323. «Globebutt» I want to punch Egg. Should I roll for initiative?
  2324. «SpitFire» *walks up and punches egg in the face* Calm, down! now!
  2325. «Mr.Jared» *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
  2326. «Globebutt» (Natural 6.)
  2327. «SpitFire» (5)
  2328. «Puck» "Um, I don't know, why? Would I still spend time with Master?"
  2329. «Puck» *Balancing tediously*
  2330. «Globebutt» (Would a human punching a pony's face work so well? I'd think a slap or a kick would be better.)
  2331. «HTBK» *Globe, your react is good.*
  2332. «Mr.Jared» *gets closer to egg* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
  2333. «Writefag4» (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34XHtnFTuf0)
  2334. «Egg_Discord» That was enough to snap me out of it, but I'm still sniveling and shivering, mortified at what I'd done.
  2335. «SpitFire» (I forgot his face changed, your right globe)
  2336. «Globebutt» (He went full pony.)
  2337. «Ewo» "Of course you would!" I'm trying my hardest that he doesn't feel uncomfortable
  2338. «SpitFire» Deal with it later egg, we don't have time now
  2339. «Mr.Jared» *hey miss* *pokes egg*
  2340. «Writefag4» "Right. Now. Puck. Could you get his clothes? We're going back to the library for a moment."
  2341. «» Shinto left the chat.
  2342. «Globebutt» I look up to Write, just catching what he says, having been previously focused on Egg.
  2343. «Ewo» I am currently holding Puck so that he is on two legs.
  2344. «Egg_Discord» I'm crying into my... hooves right now, so ashamed at myself.
  2345. «SpitFire» Egg you have pletty of time to do that later on, we need to go now
  2346. «Mr.Jared» *pokes egg* what's the matter?
  2347. «Globebutt» I bump Egg a few times with a rear leg. "Get up, Egg."
  2348. «HTBK» *Hooves. You have hooves. Goodbye TV and computers and cards and LEGO sets and written communications and telephones and masturbation.*
  2349. «Puck» "Well I guess it could be fun... But this walking is tricky..." *concentrates on hind hooves*
  2350. «Mr.Jared» (who here is the leist ponified?)
  2351. «Globebutt» (my god puck are you lyra)
  2352. «Writefag4» (Ewo is the only one not fully pony.)
  2353. «Sunfire» I try to calm Egg down. "Hey, it's not so bad. You get used to it after awhile."
  2354. «Globebutt» (Ewo and Spitfire are still humanoid.)
  2355. «Mr.Jared» *looks to ewo*
  2356. «Puck» (Ewo is being -very- convincing)
  2357. «Writefag4» "Don't say that. He needs to focus."
  2358. «Egg_Discord» "HOW CAN I GET USED TO BEING A SLUTTY LITTLE PONY! I ALMOST FUCKED THAT POLICE OFFICER, DIDN'T I?!"
  2359. «Sunfire» "Well, I won't judge you."
  2360. «HTBK» *Like a good girl.*
  2361. «Globebutt» I kick Egg and stare daggers at Sunfire.
  2362. «Egg_Discord» "IT'S TRUE! I'M TURNING INTO A SLU-
  2363. «Globebutt» "Calm down, Egg."
  2364. «SpitFire» egg keep it together and you won't have to worry about it
  2365. «Ewo» "Okay, you just head over there and pick up Egg's stuff." I help her over, more me doing it than she is
  2366. «Globebutt» "Spitfire's right. Just stay calm. And ignore Sunfire."
  2367. «Egg_Discord» Another kick to the face. "But *sniff* But what if I try that again? What if I end up seducing Write?"
  2368. «Puck» *Walky walky*
  2369. «Mr.Jared» *follows the group*
  2370. «Globebutt» (No, no; that one was to the side, not the face.)
  2371. «Writefag4» "She's right. We got to last a little longer. A day or two at most. Then they can turn you back get your memory wiped and you'll forget the whole thing."
  2372. «Mr.Jared» *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
  2373. «HTBK» *He'd be good to you. Egg!*
  2374. «SpitFire» What is that squeaking sound?
  2375. «Writefag4» "Not my type." I joke.
  2376. «Egg_Discord» "SHUT UP, VOICE!"
  2377. «Globebutt» I look at Write, confused. "Who are you talking about?"
  2378. «Sunfire» "Voice?"
  2379. «Ewo» I pick up Egg's stuff "Do you think you could hold all this in your front legs?"
  2380. «Writefag4» (He said he would seduce me.)
  2381. «Puck» "I- I can try...."
  2382. «Globebutt» (Who was "she"?)
  2383. «Mr.Jared» *goes over to ewo*
  2384. «Egg_Discord» "L-let's just go to... Wherever..."
  2385. «SpitFire» *takes what I can and carries eggs stuff* we'd better leave
  2386. «Mr.Jared» *drops carrot*
  2387. «Writefag4» (Egg said. ' What if I end up seducing Write?"')
  2388. «Puck» (what was Egg carrying?)
  2389. «Mr.Jared» *latchs onto leg*
  2390. «Ewo» I carefully give everything to Puck, making sure nothing falls
  2391. «Globebutt» (And you said "she".)
  2392. «Writefag4» By the way how much is people calling me write confusing me?
  2393. «HTBK» *Significantly, Write. But...you remember asking them to call you that, so you get the idea.*
  2394. «HTBK» *You should correct them.*
  2395. «Puck» (I think I'm calling you Master)
  2396. «Ewo» I try to ignore Jared for the moment.
  2397. «Egg_Discord» The satchel from the brewery, my clothes and music.
  2398. «Egg_Discord» (That's all I have right now)
  2399. «SpitFire» I guess I should be thankfull, this kind of crap is what is keeping me sane
  2400. «Mr.Jared» *charisma roll bitch*
  2401. «Puck» I carefully take the items and cradle them in my forehooves.
  2402. «Globebutt» Where are your keys and wallet?
  2403. «Egg_Discord» I'm too distraught to notice anything around me.
  2404. «Egg_Discord» "In the satchel. In case this happened..."
  2405. «Mr.Jared» (10)
  2406. «Ewo» "A-any of this seem familiar?"
  2407. «Writefag4» "Okay. Lets go then. We're heading to the library. One last lead to look into before we find a hotel for the night and bunker down. Hopefully in seperate rooms."
  2408. «Puck» (my stuff is still in the library)
  2409. «Sunfire» Also, I recoil when Globe looked at me angrily. "Did I ... do something wrong?"
  2410. «Globebutt» (Jared, none of us... were really sure where you were.)
  2411. «Mr.Jared» (?)
  2412. «Mr.Jared» (what are you talking about?)
  2413. «Globebutt» "He doesn't want to be a pony. He doesn't have to be a pony. Neither do I. Neither do you."
  2414. «Puck» "Maybe... It's really fuzzy..."
  2415. «Mr.Jared» *continue to latch onto ewo's leg*
  2416. «SpitFire» I don't want to be one either, and I dont' want my best friend to be one *as I look towards puck*
  2417. «Ewo» (Jared just rolled a 10 for CHA on me I think)
  2418. «Puck» "Did you used to do this with me? My memory's been really bad lately."
  2419. «HTBK» *The GM expresses that he does not insist that everyone play out the trip to the library, and that whatever Write grabs will be written accordingly.*
  2420. «Egg_Discord» "Globe... Promise that you won't let me slip again..."
  2421. «Writefag4» Okay I'll give you the short version of what I'm looking for.
  2422. «Puck» (I had a phone, wallet, keys, knife, and clothing)
  2423. «HTBK» *Please do, I'll design it over break.*
  2424. «Ewo» I look towards Jared "Do... do you want to walk like a human too?"
  2425. «Puck» (all in the pockets of the pants)
  2426. «Globebutt» I bite my lip. "I promise I'll try."
  2427. «Mr.Jared» (egg, you seem to have forgoten that ive gone full pone)
  2428. «Sunfire» "Me too! Uh, Globe. Yeah. Whatever it was I did wrong, you need to stop me too!"
  2429. «Globebutt» Can I give Egg a manly hug, or do we need more testosterone?
  2430. «SpitFire» where are we going now, back up or do we have another lead down here?
  2431. «Egg_Discord» "...Wait, Jared? When did he get here?"
  2432. «Puck» "yeah, it's not that hard once you get used to it!"
  2433. «Ewo» I keep leading Puck nearer to the rest of everyone, waiting for an answer from Jared
  2434. «HTBK» *Strawbarry, why is he carrot you Jared?*
  2435. «Mr.Jared» *try another pony eye on ewo*
  2436. «Writefag4» Ask librarians about paining. Any books on the subject. We also grab Puck's stuff. And I try to be freindly with the librarians, apologising for earlier and give them the very short version of our situation. If possible I'd like to borrow the book or books.
  2437. «Sunfire» (that sentence made no sense)
  2438. «Globebutt» ("Why is he carrot you?")
  2439. «HTBK» (Deliberate on my part.)
  2440. «Mr.Jared» (6)
  2441. «Globebutt» (HT? Manly hug, yes or no?)
  2442. «Ewo» (The question of the millenium)
  2443. «Egg_Discord» (Carrot instead of Calling
  2444. «Puck» (sic. Right globe?)
  2445. «HTBK» (Egg a manly hug is doable.)
  2446. «HTBK» (And Egg as the right idea.
  2447. «Globebutt» (Aye.)
  2448. «Puck» (yeah!)
  2449. «Ewo» (I have offered to help you walk like a human Jared)
  2450. «Mr.Jared» (do i pass my roll?)
  2451. «HTBK» *Which when you say "paining" did you mean "painting"?*
  2452. «Egg_Discord» I give Globe a bro hug, sobbing into his shoulder. "I was supposed to save you guys this time.."
  2453. «HTBK» *You are still carrot, Strawberry.*
  2454. «Writefag4» (I assumed the depection of 'The Seer' we saw was a painting and not a blown up photo.)
  2455. «HTBK» *But the carrot is carrot carrot why carrot is carrot carrot*
  2456. «Globebutt» "You're people, Sunfire."
  2457. «Mr.Jared» *im still what now?*
  2458. «Egg_Discord» "For once, I was supposed to help you guys instead of the other way around."
  2459. «HTBK» *Carrot carrot carrot carrot carrot carrot*
  2460. «Globebutt» (carrot should carrot carrot)
  2461. «Mr.Jared» *carrot*
  2462. «Sunfire» "People, huh."
  2463. «Puck» (Carrot carrot my Carrot Carrot)
  2464. «Mr.Jared» carrot carrot carrot carrot carrot carrot
  2465. «Egg_Discord» "Why do you guys even let someone as useless as me hang around you?"
  2466. «HTBK» *It was a painting, Write.*
  2467. «HTBK» *And which books in particular?*
  2468. «Mr.Jared» *puppy eye ewo*
  2469. «Egg_Discord» The tears. They won't stop flowing
  2470. «Mr.Jared» (5)
  2471. «Ewo» "Jared, what do you want?"
  2472. «SpitFire» Becuase you make a good punching bag, why do you think Egg. we need you
  2473. «Writefag4» (Yeah. It seems like looking up info on just Seer didn't work so having a refrence and a librarian to help us out might get me further.'
  2474. «Globebutt» (Shit. My heart to heart was with Write. I don't know my history with Egg.)
  2475. «HTBK» *Just on the seer, and nothing else?*
  2476. «Mr.Jared» I want you master :'(
  2477. «Egg_Discord» That serves to do nothing for me except to make me cry harder, Spit. Nice job, jackass.
  2478. «Ewo» "...I'm right here."
  2479. «Mr.Jared» I wub you :3
  2480. «SpitFire» I'll say it again Egg, we need you!
  2481. «Sunfire» I take a moment to divert to headbonk the nearest wall, yelling. Trying to remember things is making my head hurt and I can't stand it!
  2482. «Globebutt» I frown, and let Egg out of the hug.
  2483. «Ewo» "...now, do you want to be helped to walk like a human?"
  2484. «Puck» *Looks between them* "Do you want to try the walking Jared?"
  2485. «Writefag4» "So you think you're useless do you"
  2486. «HTBK» **Nnnng. Stupid memories, Quiet. Why can't Master just let you be?*
  2487. «Globebutt» I then notice Sunfire attacking the wall and go on to investigate.
  2488. «Sunfire» It must be important enough to suffer, though! I bash my head against the wall again.
  2489. «SpitFire» is there somewhere down here we can stay for a bit, and conpose ourselves?
  2490. «Egg_Discord» "You guys have always protected me, while I've always made things worse, Write. I couldn't even stop us from turning into ponies!"
  2491. «Globebutt» (Wait. Where is everyone? I'm a little confused.)
  2492. «Globebutt» (Again.)
  2493. «Puck» (me Jared and Ewo are just off from the group)
  2494. «Sunfire» (I thought confusion was the order of the day)
  2495. «Writefag4» "And I couldn't stop it either. What you did do is find this place down here. You know where I would be if it weren't for that? I'd be stuck in that hotel room a mindless ball of fluff."
  2496. «Globebutt» (Okay. You three. Okay.)
  2497. «Mr.Jared» (you tried your best egg................. but what do i know im a horse)
  2498. «HTBK» *Sunfire. Maybe Master wasn't...always...Master? Nnnnngh.*
  2499. «Ewo» I turn back to Puck "Do you remember when I told you I might want to be a pony?"
  2500. «SpitFire» egg if that was true, then we wouldn't be down here with at least some idea of what was going on, we would minds ponies by now. We aren't we still have chance
  2501. «Puck» *screws up face, thinking* "Uhhh, maybe? Yes?"
  2502. «Sunfire» Maybe that was it. What was he before, damn it? *bonk*
  2503. «HTBK» *Well, now this just hurts.*
  2504. «Globebutt» "Sunfire."
  2505. «Egg_Discord» "But what about the brewery? I could've helped us if I'd only listened to Globe and not blown up the brewery!"
  2506. «HTBK» *Write can make it better...*
  2507. «Globebutt» I try to steady the headbanging mare.
  2508. «Mr.Jared» *goes back to attacking the carroy*
  2509. «Ewo» "How out of everyone, I trusted you the most to tell you those things?"
  2510. «Sunfire» "Huh?" I look to Globe with teary eyes.
  2511. «Globebutt» I look back over to Egg. "You shut up, Egg."
  2512. «Writefag4» "How would that have helped us? You looked into the only lead we had."
  2513. «SpitFire» Maybe that was a mistake egg, but if you learned from it your not giong to do the same again if something like that comes up
  2514. «Puck» "Y-yes... I think I remember... we were... in a big room... with lots of people..."
  2515. «HTBK» *The GM informs the players that his heating system isn't working, and wishes he could adjourn. Despite this, he is not imposing a deadline for fear of dramatically deadening the moment.*
  2516. «Writefag4» "And honestly I think somone was stringing us along there."
  2517. «Sunfire» (more layers? but seriously, if you gotta go you gotta go)
  2518. «Puck» (MORE SOCKS)
  2519. «Globebutt» "We already settled that!"
  2520. «Ewo» "Do you remember both you and I freaking out a little because we were going to be ponies in not too long?"
  2521. «Egg_Discord» "...But what about all those guys who picked on me in high school? You and the others had to fight them off for me while I just did nothing! It's always been that way!"
  2522. «HTBK» *The GM was once stranded in the wilderness with only a small tent and his pants during a rainy November. He'll do.*
  2523. «Sunfire» "Globe... was it?"
  2524. «SpitFire» Globe he's loosing it again. anyideas?
  2525. «Globebutt» (Sunfire, it won't work. I've been in a poorly insulated unheated building. Three layers of pants, two shirts, two pairs of socks. Comforter, afghan, sheet. Still cold.)
  2526. «Puck» *slight chuckle* "oh yeah..."
  2527. «Writefag4» "Seriously? You're bringing that up. No. Thats it. We're going to the library. If you want to sit and brood do it once we get to the hotel."
  2528. «Ewo» "Now, why would you be freaking out about that if you were a pony all this time?"
  2529. «Globebutt» (Did you mean for me to understand that, Sunfire? I didn't.)
  2530. «Writefag4» "Right now I want to look into the last lead we had and try to hold onto whats left of my memory for just a leeetle longer and then get this all fixed."
  2531. «Puck» "I- I- ..........'
  2532. «Egg_Discord» "...I'll help." I say.
  2533. «Sunfire» (was it as in your name)
  2534. «Egg_Discord» "But, you really don't think I'm worthless?"
  2535. «Writefag4» "Good. Now. We walk."
  2536. «Globebutt» I nod. "Globebutt. That's my name. Yours is Sunfire."
  2537. «Writefag4» "Shouldn't matter what I think. But no."
  2538. «HTBK» (Oi, Globe.)
  2539. «HTBK» (Zeph says 'e wants last night's log.)
  2540. «Puck» *eye twitch* "Urgh, my head hurts..... Can we talk about something else maybe?"
  2541. «HTBK» (You got anything for im?)
  2542. «Globebutt» (Oh! Rodger.)
  2543. «Ewo» "Oh... I guess so. How are you holding up on two legs?"
  2544. «Globebutt» (Gotta upload and make sure I have the right shit. May be a short while.)
  2545. «Egg_Discord» I can't remember the last time I ever heard anyone say that I'm worth something. I then say, "...Thanks, Write. I'm lucky to have a pal like you."
  2546. «Writefag4» "And really. I do need you to watch my back. I'm slipping. Slowly. I think my name is Write but I can't be sure. So I need someone to help keep my mind together."
  2547. «Sunfire» "Sunfire..." I draw back as though to charge the wall.
  2548. «SpitFire» Egg lets focus on something else, what did you learn about this place?
  2549. «Globebutt» I hold Sunfire back.
  2550. «Puck» "pretty good.... " * moment of silence* "Um, what was that you kept calling me?"
  2551. «Sunfire» "Let me. How else can I clear my mind, Globe?"
  2552. «Egg_Discord» For once, I can do something right. "I'll do my best, Writefag4." I then turn to Spitfire.
  2553. «Ewo» "I kept calling you Puck... Everyone used to."
  2554. «Egg_Discord» (Is there a log of last night's session? I forgot what exactly I read from the book.)
  2555. «Puck» (Globes working on it, yes?)
  2556. «Globebutt» I pause, and sigh. "Part of me wants to say coffee. I think that's Jitters."
  2557. «Puck» "You- They- They did? Why?"
  2558. «Egg_Discord» "Okay, what I learned so far... Let me think for a sec, Spit..."
  2559. «Writefag4» "Its your name. I think. Mine's getting kind of fuzzy too."
  2560. «Sunfire» "Everything seems to be dooming me."
  2561. «Ewo» "Well... that was your name to everyone. You told people it was."
  2562. «Sunfire» "So just ... let me."
  2563. «Egg_Discord» (Waiting for Globe to upload before I finish)
  2564. «» ZephyrWF joined the chat.
  2565. «SpitFire» (kk)
  2566. «Globebutt» (Shit, sorry. Taking so long.)
  2567. «Sunfire» (You can only do one thing at a time)
  2568. «Puck» "I did? Why would I- Augh-" *falters in my walking*
  2569. «O-O-T-N»  joined the chat.
  2570. «Mr.Jared» (alright, from this point forwards, the dm has control of my char. it was nice running with you bros, il be lurking)
  2571. «HTBK» *Turns out, being a magical cartoon horse still doesn't let you trample the laws of gravity.*
  2572. «Globebutt» ( http://pastebin.com/er0b9VvV this oughta do it)
  2573. «HTBK» *Seeya, J.*
  2574. «Globebutt» (I beg to differ!)
  2575. «Ewo» I hold Puck up, making sure he doesn't lose his balence. "Do you remember what I told you my name was?"
  2576. «Puck» (alright, see ya mang!)
  2577. «Puck» "EE- Ewah- Ewo?"
  2578. «Puck» >OwOhJebusMahHead<
  2579. «HTBK» *Back on all fours, girl.*
  2580. «Ewo» "Yep. Did I have this purple fur when I met you? It was only earlier today."
  2581. «Puck» (moi?)
  2582. «HTBK» *Yes, you.*
  2583. «Sunfire» (so globe. Letting me or no?)
  2584. «Globebutt» (Oh, right!)
  2585. «Puck» (hm, can I Athletics check?)
  2586. «HTBK» (IF you were a unicorn or on the moon.)
  2587. «Puck» (hehe)
  2588. «Globebutt» I reluctantly let Sunfire go. "I don't know what the rest of me thinks. Just try not to bash down the wall."
  2589. «SpitFire» So can we relax now for a bit, or do we have somewhere we need to be guys?
  2590. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, so apparently, This place came to be as the result of a war. This got so terrible that these guys were forced to go into hiding underneath here."
  2591. «Writefag4» "Library. Then hotel. Theres one in town."
  2592. «Puck» *Rear legs give out, drop the satchel and other items as gravity decides to step in.* "Ah! Sorry... I- I- don't think so?"
  2593. «Egg_Discord» "That's pretty much what I got from that book I read."
  2594. «Sunfire» "Thank you. I need to do this." I back up further and charge the wall head lowered at full speed, shouting. "BE SUNFIRE, DAMN IT!" *crash*
  2595. «» Typhoon joined the chat.
  2596. «HTBK» *Sunfire, roll fort.*
  2597. «Ewo» I pick up the items around you "It's alright. But that's right, I didn't"
  2598. «Sunfire» (3)
  2599. «HTBK» *CRACK*
  2600. «HTBK» *Oh, hey. You're Sunfire. you think.*
  2601. «HTBK» *You're also in dire need of Ibuprofein.*
  2602. «Ewo» "You don't need to walk on two legs if you can't take it right now"
  2603. «Sunfire» Am I even still conscious after that?
  2604. «SpitFire» Lets go to the Library then
  2605. «HTBK» *Preferably all of it.*
  2606. «Globebutt» (Huzzah! How many concussions does he receive?)
  2607. «Writefag4» (2 they've been doubled.)
  2608. «HTBK» *Roll a D10.*
  2609. «Globebutt» (oh shit d10 for concussions!?)
  2610. «Sunfire» (10)
  2611. «SpitFire» (ouch)
  2612. «Ewo» (you recieve 10 concussions)
  2613. «Globebutt» (fuck sun you're gonna need a prosthetic skull)
  2614. «Puck» *collapse onto ground for a moment to rest* "But, then- why?" *press hooves to head to calm the pain*
  2615. «HTBK» (10. You are out coooold.)
  2616. «» TyphoonX joined the chat.
  2617. «Puck» (globe, remember how I said I wanted to make prosthetics? I don't think they have those yet...)
  2618. «Ewo» "Well... apparently someone 'handled' us. Which means that they forced us to change species. It was done unusually, and so it's been very gradual..."
  2619. «Sunfire» I fall to the ground, limp after loudly striking the wall with my head.
  2620. «Writefag4» I think to myself. 'Maybe if I stay down here it shouldn't be as a pony. I don't want to be remembered as the guy who wandered around with the crazies.'
  2621. «Globebutt» I bite my lip and look from side to side.
  2622. «Egg_Discord» "It's also been affecting us mentally, from what I understand," I say, picking up from where Ewo left off.
  2623. «Writefag4»  has locked the chat.
  2624. «Writefag4»  has unlocked the chat.
  2625. «HTBK» *It would probably be best to be cured first.*
  2626. «Puck» "I think... ow- I remember... something..."
  2627. «Ewo» (I guess we've managed to catch up then)
  2628. «Puck» (yop)
  2629. «Writefag4» Of course. I'm thinking long term here.
  2630. «Ewo» "Well, that's good."
  2631. «HTBK» *Their words are...loud and clear, Bright. Strange, but clear.*
  2632. «Globebutt» (So wait. Where's Sun's wall? Did we get left behind while Write and Egg went to the library with Puck and Spit?)
  2633. «Writefag4» Seriously. There has to be quite the number of stares happening.
  2634. «Sunfire» (I was figuring it would be outside the library ish)
  2635. «HTBK» *The GM directly asks his players if they can hurry up and get to the fucking hotel so he can go and fix his heater.*
  2636. «» Typhoon left the chat.
  2637. «Puck» *looks at egg through hooves pressed to head, then to Ewo*
  2638. «Sunfire» (Well, I'm unconscious so don't blame me!)
  2639. «SpitFire» *sits down and tries to relax for a bit* this is insane
  2640. «Egg_Discord» "Tell us what you remembered, Puck."
  2641. «Globebutt» (I'll assume nobody saw me let the mare run into the building, and try to drag Sunfire inside. Or something.
  2642. «Puck» *I suddenly gasp, half in pain, half in shock* "Ewo! Egg! Where's SpitFire?! What Happened?!"
  2643. «SpitFire» *stand up and move over to globe and puck* I'm here, puck you ok?
  2644. «Puck» "Spits, I need you to be straight with me! .... Am I a pony?"
  2645. «Mr.Jared» (what are you guys doing whith my char?)
  2646. «Writefag4» (Okay I think we all got lost here. Why don't we just say we all made it to the library and then back through the portal.)
  2647. «Globebutt» (And I think I just got inside the library. I don't think I'm by Puck. I think you're all elsewhere.)
  2648. «» TyphoonX left the chat.
  2649. «Ewo» "I've been helping him walk like he used to."
  2650. «Puck» (I think I was moving and conversing)
  2651. «SpitFire» *I push my long hair out of my eyes* yah, but your still you
  2652. «Globebutt» (Puck's sanity's the real reason, I reckon.)
  2653. «Puck» *deep breaths* "Okay, Okay, we can deal with this right? Right?!"
  2654. «» TyphoonX joined the chat.
  2655. «Egg_Discord» "Puck, of course we can. If I can get through this, there's no question you can too."
  2656. «HTBK» *The GM wants you to throw him a bone, people.*
  2657. «Sunfire» (CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS)
  2658. «Writefag4» (I'm trying.)
  2659. «Puck» "I need to go somewhere right now, can we be moving?! I need to be moving!"
  2660. «Mr.Jared» (thats my line)
  2661. «HTBK» *Thank you, Write.*
  2662. «SpitFire» We've delt with worse, remember when you stole that wedding cake from the newly weds that turned out to part of the mob? we ran and hid for days
  2663. «Globebutt» The library doors swing open as I walk in, Sun in tow.
  2664. «Globebutt» "Someone call a doctor!"
  2665. «Writefag4» (I'm past that DM can tell me what happened later when we get to the hotel.)
  2666. «SpitFire» (Puck you could say I stole it to prove your memory is back)
  2667. «HTBK» *That too, Write.*
  2668. «Puck» (sounds good enough to me)
  2669. «HTBK» *The GM says "bother this nonsense" and goes to heat himself up. He will resume in a few minutes, after a suitable timelapse.*
  2670. «HTBK» *Does this offend anyone?*
  2671. «Writefag4» (I'm assuming either I have or don't have a book and got a few vauge awnsers.)
  2672. «Puck» (Nope!)
  2673. «Egg_Discord» (Nein)
  2674. «Writefag4» (No problems.)
  2675. «Globebutt» (I think we'll be find shooting the breeze for a few minutes without you-- though I'd like to either take back my last chain of commands or postpone thme if I'm not gonna get reprimanded now.)
  2676. «HTBK» *Good. Stay warm, people.*
  2677. «Globebutt» (Can't yell in a library without getting shh'd at.)
  2678. «HTBK» *Oh, one last thing.*
  2679. «HTBK» *Write, did you book a hotel topside?*
  2680. «Puck» (Write was getting stuffs from the International House of Books, Ewo and I (plus Egg, yes?) were moving towards... where/)
  2681. «Puck» (we had that one motel room I don't know the history of)
  2682. «Ewo» (I was following Egg)
  2683. «Globebutt» (Then... wasn't Egg with Write?)
  2684. «Puck» (Egg, where were Ewo and I heading?)
  2685. «Writefag4» Not yet. But I figure its a better option than trying to pile in the motel room again.
  2686. «Writefag4» There is not enough room there.
  2687. «Globebutt» (So you're gonna let 'em keep all our shit as lost baggage?)
  2688. «Puck» (Me and Spitfire have that apartment, but I dunno if its much larger.)
  2689. «Writefag4» We could go back.
  2690. «Writefag4» Actually now that I think about it a hotel would have Secuirty cameras. Might not be the best idea.
  2691. «Ewo» (I have a feeling that all places where we used to live were juiced)
  2692. «HTBK» *Decide amongst yourselves whether or not you go topside or bottom. Police follow either way, Sunfire has nothing but a concussion and it is swifltly mended.*
  2693. «Egg_Discord» (I'll be AFK for a while. Be back in a bit)
  2694. «SpitFire» (we ask the DM to make put of a house and the rest isn't owned yet)
  2695. «HTBK» *Doctor's recommendation is either back home or hotel.*
  2696. «HTBK» *AND NOW I GO*
  2697. «Writefag4» Maybe home would be best. We get some bottled water just in case we can't fix the juice issue.
  2698. «Puck» (>ze magiks)
  2699. «Writefag4» Swing by the hotel to grab our stuff.
  2700. «Ewo» (We'd have to go shopping then.)
  2701. «Writefag4» (We'd have to rent a room if we didn't)
  2702. «SpitFire» (lets go with Pucks house then nice and big)
  2703. «Puck» (Yes, and not mess at all)
  2704. «Puck» (*messy)
  2705. «SpitFire» (lol)
  2706. «Writefag4» Thats a possibliity I hadn't thought of.
  2707. «Ewo» (I have a feeling there's a plan against us no matter what we do)
  2708. «Globebutt» (Of course.)
  2709. «Puck» (true, but what fun is there if there isn't?)
  2710. «Globebutt» (But yeah, I think we're all goin' topside.)
  2711. «Ewo» (I'm just slightly in character is all I guess)
  2712. «Puck» (It's a good thing)
  2713. «Globebutt» (Then the GM tells us he's outta cards, and we all go home for the night? Or ad libs.)
  2714. «Ewo» (I think I should make myself a video)
  2715. «Globebutt» (But would Ewo?)
  2716. «Ewo» (Pretty sure)
  2717. «Puck» (And not 24 hours ago Puck thought you all were suffering from a gas leak)
  2718. «Globebutt» (Then, carrot.)
  2719. «Puck» (quite)
  2720. «Ewo» (Ewo's really indecisive.)
  2721. «Puck» (It's a character flaw, Dems guud. Just don't let it rule you I guess?)
  2722. «Globebutt» (Or do, and work your way through it!)
  2723. «Sunfire» (My character is unconscious and it's not due to dozing off for once!)
  2724. «Ewo» (Ewo's a really blatant self-insert.)
  2725. «Globebutt» (It didn't /start/ as a bout of narcolepsy.)
  2726. «Puck» (Yeah, the best characters are dynamic, so working through it could be cool!)
  2727. «Globebutt» (They were supposed to be!)
  2728. «Puck» (So's Puck, well, mostly ish)
  2729. «Puck» (^[GLobe])
  2730. «SpitFire» (should we asume that we all head topside so when HT gets back it's easier?)
  2731. «Globebutt» (Think that's implied.)
  2732. «Globebutt» (or, well.)
  2733. «SpitFire» (and I'm only at 3.3, hmm... I need to be more pony don't I :P)
  2734. «Writefag4» (I just said the basement. I think thats close enough.)
  2735. «Globebutt» (That's what was agreed on.)
  2736. «Ewo» (I'm just saying that I'm not consiously making a character flaw)
  2737. «Globebutt» (SpitFire, you /trying/ to lose? We need someone with hands, dammit!)
  2738. «SpitFire» (ok, lol)
  2739. «Puck» (SPITFIRE. The PON scale is the Slipperist slope there is. Tread with caution.)
  2740. «Globebutt» (And walk a path not lined with chew toys.)
  2741. «Ewo» (but how does it squeak)
  2742. «Puck» (That too! That damn thing was waaaaay more trouble than I had thought)
  2743. «Sunfire» (it is now legendary)
  2744. «Globebutt» (We're gonna have to break it open to find out!)
  2745. «Egg_Discord» (I think that maybe at this point, there's a small part of Egg that's unsure of what to make of his new found ponyness)
  2746. «Puck» (Not that I like you, Chew-Toy-Kun... Baka)
  2747. «Egg_Discord» (Like, on the one hand, pony. On the other hand, no one had ever been interested in him romantically or sexually before until today.)
  2748. «Puck» (tries to nod sagely again)
  2749. «Globebutt» (I am sure Globe will be more than willing to punch it.)
  2750. «Puck» (Oh, globes gonna hit that?)
  2751. «Globebutt» (Especially if it starts freaking out.)
  2752. «Puck» (no, bad booze-ahol brain...)
  2753. «Globebutt» (I'm not saying I'd buck Egg. But I'd buck Egg.)
  2754. «Puck» (pffpfppptpfpt)
  2755. «Egg_Discord» (What he's thinking, I guess, is that if he wasn't close to losing his mind, he might actually consider staying a pony if it meant people found him attractive.)
  2756. «Writefag4» (Which is why I wanted two rooms.)
  2757. «Sunfire» (Or a bunch of kennels)
  2758. «Puck» (good plan there Ma-Write)
  2759. «Writefag4» (Is spitfire the only other male left?)
  2760. «Puck» (I honestly did almost type Master.......)
  2761. «Globebutt» (In character, I would punch you. No kennels, Sun. That's Quiet talking.)
  2762. «Egg_Discord» (I've gotta have this conversation later. This is going to be really good.)
  2763. «Puck» (He just want's to rest his weary head...)
  2764. «Globebutt» (If he don't cry no more...)
  2765. «Puck» (I plan to be mentally present for it Egg)
  2766. «Puck» (*Guitar solo*)
  2767. «Mr.Jared» (looks like you guies got somtin working here)
  2768. «Globebutt» (Sounds like Rock Band to me.)
  2769. «Writefag4» (okay. Going to take the trash out while the DM is gone.)
  2770. «SpitFire» (welcome back we are on hold and heading back topside)
  2771. «Puck» (Okay chaps, glass 3 of wine? Yay or Neigh?)
  2772. «Egg_Discord» (Hold on, was Ewo a guy before she started changing?)
  2773. «Globebutt» (Details.)
  2774. «Sunfire» (I'm not sure if my character wants to be pone or not, if you get rid of all the mental affects)
  2775. «Puck» (I had thought so... Ewo?)
  2776. «Globebutt» (Puck? >examine wine
  2777. «Puck» (Mine's have a bout of panic atm Sun, but other than that i think I'm in the same boat)
  2778. «Ewo» (Yeah, I was)
  2779. «Puck» (>09 Merlot "Red Diamond")
  2780. «Ewo» (Although I never actually was male in this, I just woke up female)
  2781. «Globebutt» (Red? Nah.)
  2782. «Mr.Jared» (...)
  2783. «Puck» (Very sweet and fruity)
  2784. «Puck» (I might be able to pop a white, but it wont be chilled...)
  2785. «Globebutt» (Just go without for a bit.)
  2786. «Puck» (You woke up female right off the bat? I just had a dye job!)
  2787. «Globebutt» (Ewo, was your human character supposed to be male, though?)
  2788. «Ewo» (Yeah)
  2789. «Globebutt» (I woke up in a closet with a cavy in my disco pants. It was some party we had.)
  2790. «Ewo» (Woke up female, ears and a tail.)
  2791. «Mr.Jared» (i woke up in quilts as a full pony, motherbucker)
  2792. «Sunfire» (I woke up as a pony in the water heater closet in the basement)
  2793. «Egg_Discord» (Just checking. Wasn't sure)
  2794. «Globebutt» (Yes, Jared. I remember. I was there, remember? I made you coffee. Or maybe Jitters did? It's hard to say.)
  2795. «Ewo» (and I had quite a delayed reaction to everything)
  2796. «Egg_Discord» (I woke up on the back of the couch. I was completely human)
  2797. «Sunfire» (I was supposed to get a bath. ;_; but the taps turned to carrot juice and Egg didn't want to shower anymore after that.)
  2798. «Mr.Jared» (look at where you are now egg)
  2799. «Sunfire» (I am a dirty, ugly, smelly pone by this point.)
  2800. «Globebutt» (I couldn't cockblock fast enough.)
  2801. «SpitFire» (I'm only at 3.3, aside from eyes and mane, not sure what else is changed on me)
  2802. «Globebutt» http://youtu.be/BS-FsGCZn-c also, have some unrelated soothing music. i don't know what the lyrics mean. : D
  2803. «HTBK» First things first, Puck. I make a point to have lots of cards.
  2804. «» TyphoonX left the chat.
  2805. «Egg_Discord» (Shut it, jared)
  2806. «Mr.Jared» (mr i try to keep ym freidns from being ponies and become one myself)
  2807. «Globebutt» (That's not first things first. Is your heater all right?)
  2808. «Puck» (Oh man, I'm excited!)
  2809. «HTBK» *The GM laments the biting cold.*
  2810. «Mr.Jared» (id lvoe to join abck in but ive already missed to much to effectivly play)
  2811. «Puck» (wait, no, ye must be warm sir!)
  2812. «SpitFire» (HTBK you ok?)
  2813. «HTBK» *The heater is alright, fortunately. I must purchase thicker socks.*
  2814. «Globebutt» (Socks. Boy, you love socks. You want to go get some for all of your friends, too, don't you?)
  2815. «Egg_Discord» (So, what have we decided?)
  2816. «HTBK» (Yes. I must purchase more socks.)
  2817. «Globebutt» (Roll fort.)
  2818. «HTBK» (You should all just thank your lucky stars none of the pictures have socks.)
  2819. «Puck» (lol globe)
  2820. «SpitFire» (I think we decide we are going toside to Pukes place,)
  2821. «HTBK» (2.)
  2822. «Puck» (hmm.... socks....)
  2823. «Egg_Discord» (Oh shit! HT's getting a taste of his own medicine!)
  2824. «Sunfire» (He got that and more in Globe's game. You were there.)
  2825. «SpitFire» (roll Pon
  2826. «Puck» (I have the most unfortunate Nom De Plume)
  2827. «Globebutt» (You really DO like socks, but you know what? You like sandals, too. You just don't put the two together. You can lay off on the socks a bit.)
  2828. «HTBK» (I actually prefer boots.)
  2829. «Globebutt» (Ugg!)
  2830. «Puck» (Ohhhhhh....)
  2831. «Puck» (Ima go put mine on)
  2832. «Egg_Discord» (I know, but it's even better now since he's the GM presently)
  2833. «Writefag4» (Socks are goo.)
  2834. «Globebutt» (Ahem. Stop at motel and head to Chez Puck, oui. Allons-y?)
  2835. «Puck» (Globe, you and your puns can get the hell out)
  2836. «Puck» (>but really, stay<)
  2837. «Globebutt» Well, you've got to let me kno~ow: Should I stay or should I go?
  2838. «Writefag4» (Good)
  2839. «Puck» (Si, vamanos!)
  2840. «Globebutt» (Ahem.)
  2841. «Puck» (>Jiiiiii~...<)
  2842. «HTBK» *ROLL CALL! CAMBOT!*
  2843. «Egg_Discord» (Stay)
  2844. «Writefag4» (Present.)
  2845. «SpitFire» (Here)
  2846. «Sunfire» (out cold)
  2847. «Globebutt» (Cambot's not here. Globe is!)
  2848. «Egg_Discord» (President)
  2849. «Puck» (Cambot?!) Present!
  2850. «HTBK» *Oh, come on. Nobody's gonna say gypsy?*
  2851. «HTBK» *Laaaame.*
  2852. «Egg_Discord» (I don't get it)
  2853. «Sunfire» (everyone just wants to do croooooooooooooooooooooow)
  2854. «Puck» (Fuck, my ugg is backwards!)
  2855. «HTBK» *Also, Egg, I notice that you're one of those who says president. I bet you did--ah, there you go, Sun.*
  2856. «Ewo» (backwash)
  2857. «Egg_Discord» (I remember back when it was fucking hilarious in elementary school)
  2858. «HTBK» *The GM was one of those kids too.*
  2859. «HTBK» *required viewing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcUkKltAidM *
  2860. «SpitFire» (HT game back on or still on hold?)
  2861. «Puck» (Oh man!)
  2862. «HTBK» *Who's where, gents?*
  2863. «Egg_Discord» (I am)
  2864. «HTBK» *You're all crashing at Puck's place?*
  2865. «Globebutt» (Was expecting http://youtu.be/rO4R4hdngiM )
  2866. «SpitFire» (we were heading topside I believe)
  2867. «Sunfire» I'm unconscious/transitioning to sleeping. I'm wherever whoever is handling me is going.
  2868. «Puck» (at my place, yeah)
  2869. «Ewo» (Yeah)
  2870. «Writefag4» (been a long time since I watched one of those.)
  2871. «Globebutt» (>whoever is handling me)
  2872. «Globebutt» (I think I was making sure you didn't get left behind.)
  2873. «Sunfire» (probably bad choice of words)
  2874. «Puck» (given context)
  2875. «HTBK» (Terrible choice of words.)
  2876. «Ewo» (Mayhaps)
  2877. «Globebutt» (In any case, yes. Did we or did we not stop by the hotel before Chez Puck?)
  2878. «Writefag4» (Motel, yes.)
  2879. «Puck» (Uh, yes?)
  2880. «Puck» (Yes.)
  2881. «SpitFire» (yes)
  2882. «Globebutt» (Bene.)
  2883. «Egg_Discord» (Motel)
  2884. «Mr.Jared» (science!)
  2885. «HTBK» *Which among you dared to slumber alone in a strange place? Which among you slept with somebody else?*
  2886. «HTBK» *Either way/it's okay/ you wake up to yourself.*
  2887. «Globebutt» (I imagine I had to sleep with Jitters. She doesn't quite want to go.)
  2888. «Writefag4» (Wait we already went to sleep?)
  2889. «HTBK» *That's the question I have, Write.*
  2890. «HTBK» *Also, I was making a reference to an outdated song.*
  2891. «Globebutt» (My dad's quite fond of doing that...)
  2892. «Writefag4» (Thats okay. I make out of date refrences too and am impervious to the refrences of others.)
  2893. «SpitFire» *after going to the motel we head back to our place, I open the door and let them out of the van and into the house*
  2894. «Egg_Discord» (I preferred to sleep with either Globe, Sun or Write)
  2895. «Ewo» (I don't make out of date references, just really obscure ones)
  2896. «Writefag4» Anyway what happened with the library?)
  2897. «Globebutt» (But I digress. I'm not sure if I slept or not. Probably tried not to. Would have likely shared a bed with Egg, if required.)
  2898. «Writefag4» (Giving me a short version is fine.)
  2899. «Mr.Jared» (Did my char stay back at ponytown?)
  2900. «HTBK» *Puck's crash pad was made for two humans, not your roving gang of half-a-dozen-ponies-and-change. It's a given that it will be cramped, but cramped in a homey way. Of course, any time you're cramped with a bunch of ponies is bound to be enjoyable.*
  2901. «Globebutt» (We've got a solid enough platonic relationship. Think we could keep from fucking each other.)
  2902. «Egg_Discord» (Yep, I slept with Jitte- er, Egg)
  2903. «Egg_Discord» (*Globe)
  2904. «Sunfire» What's my status, HT?
  2905. «Egg_Discord» (I'm curious too)
  2906. «Puck» (I can contribute to that HT!)
  2907. «Puck» *A rather ramshackle apartment, not the most spacious, but a few creative addiontions of -couch- have gone a long way towards making it party-friendly. Remnants of the weekend festivities are strewn about the place, but it gives it a nice, homey, atmosphere.*
  2908. «Ewo» I'll sleep in a corner near where other people are sleeping
  2909. «HTBK» *Jared, carrot carrot carrot carrot with the carrot carrot.*
  2910. «SpitFire» (best we could do with what little we had  )
  2911. «Ewo» (Jared has a pone score of 30)
  2912. «Globebutt» (You don't have tacky carrot print upholstery, do you?)
  2913. «HTBK» *Write, the librarian just gave you an abridged encyclopedia and told you to have at it.*
  2914. «Puck» (true dat Spit_)
  2915. «Globebutt» (Jared's pone score is /carrot/.)
  2916. «Egg_Discord» (What's my current pony score, HT?)
  2917. «Puck» (30!)
  2918. «Globebutt» (Carrot=30. Good to know.)
  2919. «HTBK» *Sunfire, you're down and out, but breathing.*
  2920. «Ewo» (30 30 30 30 30 30)
  2921. «HTBK» *Egg, you are sitting on 6.8.*
  2922. «Mr.Jared» (wait, this number)
  2923. «Egg_Discord» (Just checking. And I'm sleeping with Globe, right?)
  2924. «Mr.Jared» (my pone level is over 9000!)
  2925. «Writefag4» (Did she know who the painting depicted?)
  2926. «Globebutt» (Think so, Egg.)
  2927. «HTBK» *Bad Jared.*
  2928. «Globebutt» (That's like... carrot-teen carrots!)
  2929. «Globebutt» (At least!)
  2930. «Ewo» (Jared stole carrot carrots. And that's just terrible)
  2931. «Puck» (are we bedding for the night?)
  2932. «Mr.Jared» (idk)
  2933. «SpitFire» (setting up for that I think)
  2934. «SpitFire» (pick it up as everyone gets settled?)
  2935. «HTBK» *The Painting was allegedly depicting the archtype of a seer, as she saw herself. The article noted that skilled seers tended to be blind, elderly, and hideous from all the horrors they have witnessed.*
  2936. «Ewo» (Seer is blind. Noted.)
  2937. «HTBK» *Who sleeps where and with whom? Quick list, please.*
  2938. «Writefag4» (Was there perhaps a model for this painting? She seems familiar?)
  2939. «Puck» Well, I show everyone the layout, where the bathroom is (good luck with that) and the mostly empty kitchen.
  2940. «Sunfire» (Write could always snuggle up to poor unconscious Sunfire.)
  2941. «Puck» I walk over to where Ewo is settling down, "Ewo... I don't know how to say this forcefully enough, but thank you, A Thousand Times, Thank You!!!" *Throws legs around Ewo with abandon in a tight hug.* ... *Breaks embrace, cough* "Um, sorry... But, thank you."
  2942. «HTBK» (Maybe, but unlikely. Doesn't ring much of a bell.)
  2943. «Ewo» "I-I'm glad to help..."
  2944. «HTBK» *Oh, wait. The GM just had something come up, gimme 3 minutes.*
  2945. «Writefag4» (I thank them and apologize for the disturbance earlier.)
  2946. «Globebutt» Egg and Globe try to... Hmm. Where do we sleep?
  2947. «Puck» *smiles at her* *trots off to find my bed*
  2948. «SpitFire» *sits down and tries to relax for a few mins, while trying to keep hair out of my eyes* Puck, you ok now and dame the mane...hair! is annoying
  2949. «Egg_Discord» Hey, there's a couple of pillows on the ground. Can we sleep on those?
  2950. «Puck» "heh, yeah, there was a reason we kept it shorter then shoulder length eh?"
  2951. «Puck» "Sure Egg, Help yourselves to anything at all!"
  2952. «Writefag4» I'm personally at a bit of a loss. On one hand I want to read this book on the other hand neither of these hypothetical hands exist.
  2953. «Egg_Discord» "Alright. Hey, Globe. Can I ask you a favor?"
  2954. «Puck» (hehehehehhheeeee)
  2955. «SpitFire» (evil)
  2956. «Globebutt» "Don't say that, Puck. I don't want Jitters to hear. Not tonight."
  2957. «Globebutt» "What do you want, Egg?"
  2958. «SpitFire» *walks over by egg and globe to check on them* you too ok?
  2959. «Ewo» I settle down in the corner in the room where Puck's sleeping.
  2960. «Egg_Discord» "Can you sleep with me tonight? I need you to make sure I don't... try anything funny with the stallions, OK?"
  2961. «Globebutt» ("I only wanna fuck mares.")
  2962. «Egg_Discord» (Wait, what?)
  2963. «Writefag4» I lay down next to Sunfire wherever she's placed.
  2964. «Globebutt» (Nah, that's OOC snarking.)
  2965. «SpitFire» (lol same here Globe)
  2966. «Sunfire» (unconscious mares can't say no, err, wait what.)
  2967. «Egg_Discord» (Shut it you.)
  2968. «SpitFire» *I move Sunfire to a spot off to the side so he can recover* this is ging to be a long night
  2969. «Puck» *sitting down on my mess of a bed* *looks over to Ewo* ... *Pulls one of the extra blankets out of the tangle and brings it over to her*
  2970. «Ewo» "Thanks..."
  2971. «Puck» "Sleep tight, yeah?"
  2972. «Globebutt» I nod. "Yeah. Sure. Just keep me in line, too." I eye the kitchen with a gentle wariness. I know that there's coffee in there.
  2973. «Ewo» "Mhm" I smile at you.
  2974. «Globebutt» And Jitters knows, too.
  2975. «Egg_Discord» "You know I will, Globe." I say, relieved.
  2976. «SpitFire» Puck you want my bed for the night? I think you need it more then me
  2977. «Sunfire» Just soft breathing emanates from the dirty grey matted furred mare with such a tortured mind.
  2978. «HTBK» *The GM is back. Did you all do anything important?*
  2979. «Puck» "I dunno, I could practically bed down in the hamper for how tired I am. Where were you going to sleep?"
  2980. «SpitFire» (nothing ground breaking)
  2981. «Egg_Discord» (no)
  2982. «Writefag4» I give sunfire a soft nuzzle. I feel kind of responsible for her even though I'm not her master.
  2983. «Mr.Jared» (i came back as a ghost and gave everyone herpes)
  2984. «Globebutt» (Just acknowledged the risk of relapse a few times.)
  2985. «HTBK» *Also, Egg, you imply there's more than one stallion.*
  2986. «HTBK» *If anyone starts fucking, Write is gonna be sore in the morning.*
  2987. «Egg_Discord» (Aren't there police horses standing guard?)
  2988. «HTBK» *Oh, yeah. Those guys.*
  2989. «Puck» (technically spits is male, though not a pony)
  2990. «Globebutt» (Ooh, that sounds spooooky, Jared. Roll for fort, Egg!)
  2991. «Writefag4» I would assume not.
  2992. «SpitFire» I can take the couch tonight, or my desk, won't be the first time I've crashed on either
  2993. «Egg_Discord» (Write would also be gone)
  2994. «Egg_Discord» (Shut it, you)
  2995. «Writefag4» Would be pretty odd for a pair of ponies to stand guard on this side.
  2996. «Writefag4» (Maybe they'll send the dog and the monkey)
  2997. «HTBK» *You can always trust officers Puddles and Screechy.*
  2998. «Puck» *looks around room*
  2999. «Egg_Discord» (We're really going with the dog and the monkey, huh?)
  3000. «Globebutt» (Puddles, I could believe. Screechy would just be silly.)
  3001. «HTBK» *No. No, no, no.*
  3002. «Puck» "Tell you what Spitfire, since we're the hosts, we can rough it, right? Ewo, you can have my bad, and maybe Egg and Globe could take yours?"
  3003. «SpitFire» Sure
  3004. «HTBK» *All the ponies can probably fit on one bed.*
  3005. «HTBK» *Of course, said bomb would turn into a chemical bomb that induces diabetes.*
  3006. «Puck» (could vs should)
  3007. «Egg_Discord» (How about the human and the dog? That would look normal enough)
  3008. «Globebutt» "You should sleep in your bed, Puck. In it."
  3009. «Ewo» "N-no, you take your bed..."
  3010. «Egg_Discord» "It's your house. You take the bed."
  3011. «Writefag4» "I would like a bed. Or at least a pillow."
  3012. «HTBK» *Your escort consists of two yokels in wife-beaters. They're the type you usually associate with nazis, or in Egg's case, his neighbors.*
  3013. «Writefag4» "I'm sure Sunfire could use one too."
  3014. «HTBK» *Nazis/Klansmen, rather.*
  3015. «SpitFire» egg take the bed, you too globe. Ewo you take the other with Sunfire
  3016. «Puck» *stretch* "I dunno guys, this whole pony thing does have one thing going for it..." *settle down in pile of clothing* "It's dang easy to get comfy."
  3017. «HTBK» *All other ponies, roll fort.*
  3018. «Egg_Discord» (Ha ha, globe)
  3019. «Puck» (You- You!)
  3020. «Egg_Discord» (*HT)
  3021. «Ewo» (...other than who?)
  3022. «SpitFire» (just ponies or me to?)
  3023. «Egg_Discord» (3. No fucks were given)
  3024. «Puck» (think He meant other than me)
  3025. «» Mckinnley joined the chat.
  3026. «HTBK» (All other than Puck. Anyone with 6 and up roll.)
  3027. «Writefag4» (2)
  3028. «Sunfire» (does unconsciousness save me?)
  3029. «Globebutt» (Aw, yeah. Natural 1.)
  3030. «HTBK» *Yes it does, Sun.*
  3031. «Puck» (good use of character trait sun)
  3032. «HTBK» *And then there was no cuddling at all.*
  3033. «Mr.Jared» (1 just because i feel like it)
  3034. «SpitFire» (I have fort of 3)
  3035. «Puck» (whoa, really? I thought I was crazy with my 4)
  3036. «SpitFire» *crashes on the broken couch for the night, and keeps thinkinging someone is brushing his hair through the night*
  3037. «Ewo» I pull Sun onto the bed and then try to sleep, facing away from her.
  3038. «Globebutt» (I have three. I thought it was prudent at the time.)
  3039. «Puck» (well that explains your condition upon my arrival that first day)
  3040. «Writefag4» I follow sunfire to the bed and hop up next to her.
  3041. «SpitFire» (You guys realize we are leaving ourselves to the DM's mercy for the night...)
  3042. «Writefag4» Not going to have much luck reading that book anyway.
  3043. «Puck» (I'm having a hard time not d'awwing here...)
  3044. «Globebutt» (What else can we do? We're always at the DM's mercy.)
  3045. «Egg_Discord» (I have a 5 for fort)
  3046. «Globebutt» (And it served you well 'til today.)
  3047. «HTBK» *Egg. You'd think that a game-changer would, well...change the game. It does, ever so slightly. This time, when the dream begins, you've already shrunk. And this time, instead of mares, you're only being dragged down by ripe, powerful, rutting *stallions*. When the scratching begins, the postman isn't anywhere to be found: the fingers that prod and poke and pet you are coming from everywhere, and belong to no-one: the universe itself is taking you. When the collar clips around your neck, it doesn't tighten—most horrifyingly, it feels like it *belongs* on you.*
  3048. «HTBK» *Globe, you dream of coffee.*
  3049. «Globebutt» (No surprise.)
  3050. «Mr.Jared» (Jared dreams of carrots i presume?)
  3051. «Writefag4» (Jared likely no longer sleeps. Only squeaks.)
  3052. «Puck» (almost choked on my drink over here)
  3053. «HTBK» *Sunfire, you only regain consciousness for a few precious seconds before you drift into another, far less dangerous sleep.*
  3054. «Sunfire» (Carrots are now the only thing in Jared's reality)
  3055. «HTBK» *Carrot carrots of carrots, yes.*
  3056. «Globebutt» (w4 goddammit i shouldn't be laughing that hard)
  3057. «Egg_Discord» "Oh no... I don't want this on me! It feels nice, but I have to get it off for my sake!"
  3058. «Mr.Jared» (well il be back for more stalking, err i mean lurnking)
  3059. «Sunfire» I let out a short strained moan in the night before konking back out.
  3060. «Globebutt» I have to hope Egg doesn't talk and kick in his sleep.
  3061. «Puck» (I feel my dreams of electric sheep)
  3062. «mckinnley»  left the chat.
  3063. «HTBK» *You could try and get it off, Egg. But then the stallions wouldn't...ooh!*
  3064. «HTBK» *Good thing that the dream ends there.*
  3065. «Puck» (*meant to say fear my dreams, but that works too)
  3066. «Egg_Discord» "Whoa!" I wake up, very frightened and uncertain.
  3067. «SpitFire» (Sheep puck?)
  3068. «Globebutt» (Mareep!)
  3069. «Puck» (robots dream of electric sheep, and.... blame glass num3 of wine...)
  3070. «HTBK» *Ponies. Ponies everywhere.*
  3071. «Globebutt» (No, Puck; it makes sense!)
  3072. «HTBK» *Given that you're all playing self-inserts, you probably dream of being sodomized by someone from Zephyr's Tale.*
  3073. «Puck» (See! I thought so!)
  3074. «HTBK» *God, that must be nasty.*
  3075. «Puck» (oh my)
  3076. «Globebutt» (Goddammit HTBK.)
  3077. «SpitFire» (I'm going to hope my dreams are normal)
  3078. «Puck» (>mfw its Autumn)
  3079. «Sunfire» (>mfw I have no face)
  3080. «HTBK» *They say hope is a powerful thing, Spitfire.*
  3081. «Egg_Discord» (Wait, who dreams of getting sodomized?)
  3082. «Globebutt» Hearing Egg's yelp, I wake too.
  3083. «Ewo» (I don't because I don't know what that is)
  3084. «Puck» (>mfw my face is a light bulb)
  3085. «SpitFire» (flying a plane would his dream)
  3086. «HTBK» *That was a throwaway line, Egg.*
  3087. «Globebutt» (>tfw you have no face)
  3088. «Egg_Discord» (Ha ha)
  3089. «HTBK» *This being said, that probably includes you unless your first dream lasts the whole night.*
  3090. «HTBK» *The following morning, the sunlight still has the same eerie green cast it did the previous day.*
  3091. «Writefag4» Any other dreams of note?
  3092. «Egg_Discord» "What was tha- Oh, phew. It was just a dream..."
  3093. «HTBK» *Yes, Egg. It was just a dream.*
  3094. «HTBK» *...Wait, no. You're still a pony.*
  3095. «HTBK» *Shit.*
  3096. «Puck» (I still fear my dreams... what PON was I at again?)
  3097. «Globebutt» "What's that?"
  3098. «HTBK» *Seven point five, Puck. You dream of being smothered by a yellow earth pony mare, utterly powerless to stop it...*
  3099. «Sunfire» I stir in the bed, brushing my gross matted back against Write. "mm..."
  3100. «Sunfire» (What is my PON level at now anyway)
  3101. «Globebutt» (Does he dream that he's human, then? Or is he dreaming of Sun Bonnet?)
  3102. «Puck» (Oh deary me....)
  3103. «Egg_Discord» "I had a dream where I was being pulled down into this universe with stallions and collars coming from everywhere and... I almost enjoyed it!" I say that last part as I burst into tears.
  3104. «HTBK» *Shut up, Globe.*
  3105. «Globebutt» (:3)
  3106. «SpitFire» *wakes up with some very blood shot eyes* we so need to get rid of this couch, it gets worse ever time I lay on it
  3107. «HTBK» *Sunfire, you are at six-nine.*
  3108. «Ewo» (Yeah, I have no idea what I'd dream about)
  3109. «HTBK» *I DON'T WANT YER FUCKIN HAT*
  3110. «Puck» (>HAT)
  3111. «Globebutt» (Don't lie to yourself, Sun Bonnet. You know it completes you.)
  3112. «HTBK» *shutupshutupshutup.*
  3113. «Sunfire» ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbCOk3yIykk )
  3114. «SpitFire» *roll over* morning guys, everyone make throw the night ok?
  3115. «Globebutt» My eyes grow wide with some mixture of concern and fear. "WOw, that's... Wow." I bite my lip.
  3116. «Puck» ("I'm scared, why are mommy and daddy trying to out GM each other...")
  3117. «HTBK» *It's just a pushup contest, Puck.*
  3118. «Writefag4» (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8wn8epoYj1qz8z2ro1_500.png)
  3119. «Ewo» I open my eyes. My eyes are open.
  3120. «Writefag4» (Don't do it Ewo.)
  3121. «Puck» (oh lol)
  3122. «Egg_Discord» "Globe, I'm scared... It's just... No one's ever found me attractive before, and now that I'm turning into a pony, every stallion wants me! What do I do?!" I start bawling again. I need to grow some balls soon, both figuratively and literally
  3123. «Ewo» aaaaaaalways
  3124. «HTBK» *I see your eyes are open.*
  3125. «Puck» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fvz-nNz0mc
  3126. «Sunfire» (damn you now I have to put that on)
  3127. «Puck» (yo welcome)
  3128. «HTBK» *The GM smells something really good, and takes 30 seconds to investigate.*
  3129. «Globebutt» I put my hoof on his shoulder. "It's gonna be okay, man. It's gonna be okay."
  3130. «SpitFire» Puck we need to get a new couch sometime, and was someone doing something to my hair in the night?!
  3131. «Sunfire» I blink, waking up. "What... what happened? Where am I?"
  3132. «Puck» >inspect hair
  3133. «Globebutt» (If it's coffee, I'm... I'll eat my hat.)
  3134. «SpitFire» (if your going to have sex, do it were everyone does, on Pucks bed)
  3135. «Puck» (Hey now!)
  3136. «Sunfire» (>implying it never happens on yours)
  3137. «Puck» (He just uses mine......)
  3138. «Egg_Discord» "What do I do Globe. I mean, I'm happy that people finally want to be with me romantically, but if I give in, I'm gonna lose my mind forever! I don't know what to do!"
  3139. «SpitFire» (no it hasn't saddly)
  3140. «Ewo» I lift a hand to look at it.
  3141. «Puck» "yeah, that old thing is pretty worn through, but I dunno, your hair looks... good actually."
  3142. «Writefag4» (Rolling for roll direction.)
  3143. «Puck» (its roll-ward)
  3144. «Writefag4» I turn over as I wake up and bump into Sunfire.
  3145. «Globebutt» I cock my head. "Were you really that unpopular before?"
  3146. «SpitFire» *I blink at puck* thanks... I think...*as I sit up and joints pop and crack loundly*
  3147. «Ewo» I look at my hand "Well... I guess this was a thing."
  3148. «Sunfire» I weakly stand up on the bed, shaking my head. I look to what bumped into me and -- "Write?"
  3149. «Puck» "It's weird, you have, like, zero bed-head."
  3150. «Puck» *look to Ewo* "What's a thing?"
  3151. «Egg_Discord» "Yes. Even the girls who talked to me just treated me like a friend!"
  3152. «Globebutt» (So wait. Who's on the bed again?)
  3153. «Writefag4» "Good morning."
  3154. «Puck» "Oh, yeah, your fur."
  3155. «SpitFire» Really, that's a change, guess that's one good part about this for me
  3156. «Egg_Discord» "They never considered me to be boyfriend material!"
  3157. «Sunfire» "What happened? Did we get drunk again or something?"
  3158. «SpitFire» Close enough Sun, close enough
  3159. «Ewo» "Just that all of this actually happened, really." I get up, and walk away from the bed.
  3160. «Puck» *sighs* *goes to kitchen table, climbs up*
  3161. «HTBK» *THe GM realized that it was Spinach and broccoli, and was momentarily absorbed by an intense search for apples. He has returned.*
  3162. «Globebutt» "Did you ever ask?" I shake my head. "The guys who want you now don't want you, anyway."
  3163. «Writefag4» "Woke up, am horse. You know, the usual."
  3164. «Mr.Jared» (you guys sure forgot about jared and his quick mental shitstorm)
  3165. «Mr.Jared» (also i c wat u did that)
  3166. «Egg_Discord» "Wh-what do you mean they don't want me?"
  3167. «Mr.Jared» thar*
  3168. «Globebutt» (And the ones who wanted you might not want you now! A bit short.)
  3169. «Sunfire» "Yeah... I get that... but all I remember is a massive headache in some weird place and now I woke up here. Where is here, anyway?"
  3170. «Globebutt» "They want the body you're in, Egg. It's not you that they're after."
  3171. «Puck» "ATTENTION: Yes we are all partially ponies. Yes, we are working on fixing this. Also, could someone please help me tighten that lightbulb?" *points up*
  3172. «SpitFire» This is our place Sun, seemed like the only place left we had to go to
  3173. «Globebutt» (Y'all hold a sec while I check who was where.)
  3174. «Sunfire» spit, are you even in the room?
  3175. «Writefag4» "Yeah. That. You had a bit of a run in with a wall."
  3176. «Sunfire» I was bedding down with Ewo and Write last I knew.
  3177. «Puck» (you was with egg, Ewo was with Sun...)
  3178. «SpitFire» Puck those broke weeks ago, and you didn't want to do anything abou them at the time...
  3179. «Writefag4» "I'm hesitant to say it but it seemed to work. You seem a little more together than yesterday."
  3180. «Puck» "But- it's really bugging me!'
  3181. «Egg_Discord» "...I guess you're right. And I guess I never really worked up the courage to ask any of the girls out..." I look down, feeling a bit dumb.
  3182. «Puck» "Do we have any spares?"
  3183. «Globebutt» (But, like. Who was in which room? I can't find the line I needed.)
  3184. «Sunfire» "I feel relieved. Send me at walls in the future if it happens again!" I chuckle.
  3185. «SpitFire» I think so in the kichen
  3186. «Writefag4» "Maybe something else okay. An anyurism might not be much better."
  3187. «Puck» (I was in my room with Ewo and Sun)
  3188. «Puck» (Egg and Globe were in Spitfire's bed)
  3189. «Puck» (Spit was on the couch)
  3190. «SpitFire» (I thought Jared was with you egg and globe)
  3191. «Puck» (Where am Jared?)
  3192. «Puck» (oh)
  3193. «Sunfire» "You have a point, there."
  3194. «Ewo» (Write got in with me and Sun I think)
  3195. «Globebutt» (I'm not sure we could have kept Carrot with us. Not with Carrot's carrot carroting.)
  3196. «Mr.Jared» (Jared doesent exist anymore, he is too busy carroting)
  3197. «Writefag4» "Still. Last day right. We hold out for today and hopefully the expert shows up.
  3198. «Globebutt» (That's like sleeping next to Cthulu for SAN.)
  3199. «Writefag4» "
  3200. «Mr.Jared» (maybe he will swing by to carrot carrot in the near carrot)
  3201. «Globebutt» (Carrot.)
  3202. «Sunfire» "Right. We'll have to do our best to save our minds until then."
  3203. «Sunfire» (carrot and carrot accessories)
  3204. «Writefag4» (I assumed he vanished into the lesser carrot plane to hone his carrotmancy.)
  3205. «Globebutt» "Well, then." I pat Egg on the shoulder with a hoof.
  3206. «Globebutt» "We gonna get up, or stay in bed and cry all day?"
  3207. «Mr.Jared» Carrot he will return to carrot with the dark carrot
  3208. «Puck» (dammit you all! Carrot!)
  3209. «Mr.Jared» ()
  3210. «Writefag4» I flimp back onto my stomach and then hop off the bed.
  3211. «SpitFire» *I stand up and move to kitchen to get blubs for puck*
  3212. «Puck» (HT, make someone roll or something!)
  3213. «Writefag4» "Lets try for breakfast. Maybe something neuteral like french toast."
  3214. «Egg_Discord» I nod, getting up with Globe. "Hey Globe?"
  3215. «HTBK» *The HM was debating it.*
  3216. «Sunfire» (HM-01?)
  3217. «Globebutt» I jump down off the bed. "Yeah?"
  3218. «Puck» (you all checked if H was next to G)
  3219. «Globebutt» (I prefer 03.)
  3220. «HTBK» *He was deciding between graphic pone orgy and Carrotacula claiming another victim.*
  3221. «SpitFire» (Human 01?)
  3222. «Puck» "Thankyou spitfire."
  3223. «Puck» (Either would be pony)
  3224. «Globebutt» (Though HM02 is good too.)
  3225. «Egg_Discord» "Do you think you could give me some tips about asking girls out when we're back to normal?" I say as I wipe away my tears
  3226. «Sunfire» I look to Ewo. "So you're our host? I really appreciate the kind gesture in letting us crash here..."
  3227. «SpitFire» Puck you slip and fall, and I"m laughing at you like you laughed at me last week when you put that fake blood in my bed
  3228. «Mr.Jared» (if only carrot was here...)
  3229. «Ewo» "Erm... no, it was Puck and Spitfire"
  3230. «HTBK» *You know, girls generally like ponies...*
  3231. «Globebutt» I blush. "Well, I'm not the best guy to ask. But if I can't help you, I'll find you someone who can."
  3232. «Puck» (LOL) "Okay, yeah, real funny, mister, now help me up!"
  3233. «Sunfire» I blank, embarrassed. "Oh. Sorry. Just getting back to normal upstairs and all that."
  3234. «Egg_Discord» "...Thanks, bro." I say as I softly punch his arm. At least as well as a pony can."
  3235. «Puck» (I image my fall made quite the crash)
  3236. «Ewo» "It's okay. Although I'm kinda wondering why you thought it was me."
  3237. «Mr.Jared» (i dont carrot get it)
  3238. «SpitFire» *pulls out the stole for puck to stand on and helps him up*
  3239. «Puck» (>Sill humanish?)
  3240. «Globebutt» (I imagine a pony can do soft things very well.)
  3241. «Sunfire» "This whole thing has been a blur for me."
  3242. «HTBK» *Does everyone have their PON scores handy?*
  3243. «Mr.Jared» (9001)
  3244. «Puck» (Sulu:"Oh my...")
  3245. «Ewo» (I don't)
  3246. «Globebutt» (Was it still 6.9?)
  3247. «Puck» (7.5)
  3248. «Writefag4» "You were really out of it for a while..
  3249. «Globebutt» (Also, echoing what Puck said.)
  3250. «Writefag4» (I don't know mine. I think its between 7 and
  3251. «Puck» (pffft)
  3252. «Writefag4»  is a number now.
  3253. «SpitFire» (3.3)
  3254. «Puck» *attempts to balance on a stool and replace lightbulb* (Athletics? React? ... Talent?)
  3255. «Egg_Discord» (6.8)
  3256. «Writefag4» "Maybe when its all said and done we'll tell you the whole thing."
  3257. «Egg_Discord» (What are you up to?)
  3258. «SpitFire» *stands there ready to catch puck as I see he's having trouble*
  3259. «HTBK» (
  3260. «HTBK» (errybody be right.)
  3261. «Sunfire» (what?)
  3262. «Mr.Jared» (its like i did nto even exist, carrot)
  3263. «SpitFire» (huh?)
  3264. «HTBK» *Nothing exists but the carrot.*
  3265. «Writefag4» (Seriously. If you really went off the deep end Egg would have a fit and we'd have to take another 2 hours to calm him down.)
  3266. «Puck» (eventually all these carrots will just go subliminal and I'll stop seeing them)
  3267. «Puck» (^^^^)
  3268. «Globebutt» (This world is only suffering. Let go of it, and embrace the carrot.)
  3269. «Ewo» (I don't know my PON)
  3270. «SpitFire» (or rape one of the stallon)
  3271. «Sunfire» (You will, however, go throw some frozen carrots in the shopping cart next time.)
  3272. «HTBK» *Ewo, you are 4.1.*
  3273. «Sunfire» (Or fresh, if that's your thing)
  3274. «Puck» (That's not so bad Ewo!)
  3275. «Writefag4» (We'll pour out a carrot juice on the pavement in memory of our lost homie.)
  3276. «HTBK» *And the squeaky carrot is rockin.*
  3277. «Globebutt» (I think that's a little above where I started out? Or maybe just where.)
  3278. «Writefag4» "So yeah. Breakfast. I wish I could help more."
  3279. «Mr.Jared» (no really, i go out for 2 games and you guys treat me like i never existed)
  3280. «Egg_Discord» (I hold the record for lowest starting score)
  3281. «Puck» (HT what do I need to do to determine the outcome of the light bulb replacement scheme?)
  3282. «Globebutt» (My bet's roll fort.)
  3283. «Puck» (I never got much interaction with the J-man, sorry bro)
  3284. «Globebutt» (Alternatively, ask for pegassistance.)
  3285. «Puck» (Maybe, but I really wanna do it...)
  3286. «Globebutt» (How many ponies DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?)
  3287. «Writefag4» (Sorry Jared. We ran out of arms to carry you with.)
  3288. «Mr.Jared» (its fine)
  3289. «Writefag4» (I think we only have 4 left and they're used to carry my books.)
  3290. «Mr.Jared» (and to your question globebutt)
  3291. «Puck» (You were Ice cream pone, no?)
  3292. «Mr.Jared» (i propose a ?)
  3293. «Globebutt» (Yes.)
  3294. «Sunfire» (brb since we seem to be silly atm)
  3295. «Puck» (Ha ha! I knew something!)
  3296. «Mr.Jared» (how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise roll tootsie pop?)
  3297. «Mr.Jared» (god damn it)
  3298. «Mr.Jared» (i fucked that up)
  3299. «Puck» (Equestria may never know...)
  3300. «Globebutt» (The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.)
  3301. «Mr.Jared» (ima go gang my self with the spageti)
  3302. «Globebutt» (The answer is blowing in the wind.)
  3303. «Mr.Jared» (from the pockets of mine)
  3304. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  3305. «Egg_Discord» (144 licks)
  3306. «SpitFire» (your going to crashing down on me, aren't you)
  3307. «Globebutt» (That's gross, Discord.)
  3308. «Puck» (Moms Spaghetti)
  3309. «Mr.Jared» (Fucking spageti erywre)
  3310. «HTBK» *Puck, roll talent for lightbulb.*
  3311. «Puck» (Awesome!)
  3312. «Puck» (2!)
  3313. «Ewo» (I just realized how I'm going to feel because of this game when I actually stop just sitting around all day)
  3314. «Puck» (My first ever successful roll!)
  3315. «Mr.Jared» (thats why i kinda stoped ewo)
  3316. «Writefag4» "So what about you three? What kind of breakfast do you want?"
  3317. «Egg_Discord» ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlHdPlHK_s )
  3318. «Ewo» (and do things like go shopping)
  3319. «SpitFire» (so you get it in then fall? =p )
  3320. «Globebutt» (Who's Write asking?)
  3321. «Puck» (I just carry my feels Ewo, it's surreal)
  3322. «Egg_Discord» (My official theme in this game)
  3323. «Sunfire» (actually... I'm going to bed real soon.)
  3324. «HTBK» (It will be boring, Ewo.)
  3325. «Mr.Jared» (1] i dont feel like doing 4 oclock games 2] it has to end soon right? and by the looks of things, that end is near)
  3326. «HTBK» *Puck, I...have no idea how, but you change that lightbulb all by your lonesome.*
  3327. «Globebutt» (Beyond words, Egg.)
  3328. «Puck» (Fuck. Yeah. Special Talent.)
  3329. «Ewo» (I already do know how I'm going to feel, and it's just really "sort of awkward")
  3330. «SpitFire» (now how are you going to get down?)
  3331. «Globebutt» (And that's how many ponies it takes to screw in a lightbulb.)
  3332. «Puck» (Egg, why does exsist?)
  3333. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  3334. «Mr.Jared» (Egg, da fuq you doing to my carrot? you breqaking my brain carrot)
  3335. «Puck» (I head-desked at the end)
  3336. «Sunfire» (So, yeah. Night all. It was fun/crazy.)
  3337. «Puck» "Ah ha, let there be Light!"
  3338. «Egg_Discord» (Because)
  3339. «Writefag4» (Night. I suppose your pony is napping again.)
  3340. «Puck» (You off then? Night!)
  3341. «Globebutt» (Ciao, Sun!)
  3342. «Mr.Jared» (speaking of themesongs)
  3343. «HTBK» (Gnight, Sun.)
  3344. «Sunfire» (Yes, I have a very convenient excuse for when I need to be a jobholding adult and have to go to bed at a 'reasonable' hour)
  3345. «Mr.Jared» (i descovered mine)
  3346. «Puck» (>looks at time >me gusta)
  3347. «Egg_Discord» (Night Sun!)
  3348. «HTBK» (Have a quiet night.)
  3349. «SpitFire» Nicely done puck, now yhou might want to get down before you fall *as I wait to catch her*
  3350. «Globebutt» (Write, who was "you three"? And Puck, how's the house set up? Who do we encounter as Egg and I... head out of the bedroom?)
  3351. «Puck» *climbs down*
  3352. «Sunfire» (anyway bai~)
  3353. «Mr.Jared» (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZubcNyUPY)
  3354. «Mr.Jared» (my theme for this rp)
  3355. «HTBK» *Jitters and Spooky, sittin in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G*
  3356. «Puck» (Uhh, okay, so its a front door into living room with adjoining kitchen, then a hall down the back with the two rooms and the bathroom at the end.)
  3357. «Globebutt» (What? No. Treepone isn't even in this game!)
  3358. «Egg_Discord» (Kiss my ass, GM)
  3359. «Writefag4» I think it was Sunfire, Ewo and I thought spitfire but I guess not.
  3360. «HTBK» (You have Globe for that, Egg.)
  3361. «SpitFire» Me what?
  3362. «SpitFire» write did you call me?
  3363. «Egg_Discord» (Actually, that's what I have you for in the other campaign, Sun Bonnet)
  3364. «Puck» "Who want's breakfast?!"
  3365. «Writefag4» "I thought spitfire was in the room with Pony bed Write,Ewo,Sunfire."
  3366. «HTBK» (You keep talking like that and Globe and I are gonna swap seats.)
  3367. «Globebutt» (Where are you right now, Puck?)
  3368. «Egg_Discord» (fine.)
  3369. «SpitFire» ah yes, I crashed in the living room for the night
  3370. «Puck» (Just climbed down off kitchen table)
  3371. «Writefag4» I pick up the pace a bit. I don't think I ate at all yesterday.
  3372. «Globebutt» (Woah, woah, woah! I went to bed with this pegasus, and woke up with an earth pony covered in hats!)
  3373. «HTBK» (Good girl.)
  3374. «Egg_Discord» (...)
  3375. «Puck» (wait globe vat?)
  3376. «Mr.Jared» (carrot are confused)
  3377. «HTBK» (That's what you get for sleeping with Robin Walker.)
  3378. «Globebutt» (If HT and I switched seats.)
  3379. «SpitFire» (lol)
  3380. «HTBK» (He changed classes in the night.)
  3381. «Sunfire»  left the chat.
  3382. «Puck» (ah haha, I gets it)
  3383. «Globebutt» (Dear Princess Celestia... Today I learned that Robin Walker is a filthy spy.)
  3384. «SpitFire» (de pony fied?)
  3385. «Puck» (well enough silliness)
  3386. «HTBK» (I once saw a man submit "Gabe Newell" to his DM.)
  3387. «Globebutt» I imagine Egg and I want breakfast, so we head out to the living room, at least.
  3388. «HTBK» (Fucker got away with it.)
  3389. «Puck» "We've got... old pizza and... old pizza!"
  3390. «Ewo» I go to the living room as well.
  3391. «SpitFire» Puck why don't you see what we have, I'm betting eggs and bacon won't be a good idea
  3392. «Egg_Discord» "What kind of Pizza?"
  3393. «Writefag4» I trot in. "Thats it?"
  3394. «Mr.Jared» (a word from the late Jared, the ponies in the show have been seen to eat eggs, just saying)
  3395. «Puck» "We mind have eggs and bacon.. hold on..." *rumages* "and the pizza is hawaiian!"
  3396. «SpitFire» (good point)
  3397. «HTBK» *Uch. Bacon. What were you thinking buying something so barbaric?*
  3398. «Egg_Discord» "Never mind. I'll have eggs and bacon." I. HATE. HAWAIIAN.
  3399. «SpitFire» that works puck
  3400. «Writefag4» I stare at the fridge. (Does it have an ice maker? I Writeslush could go for some crushed ice with orange juice.)
  3401. «SpitFire» Jared you coming for food?
  3402. «Mr.Jared» (that will be one carrot plz)
  3403. «Globebutt» I recoil in disgust. "Hawaiian? No thank you."
  3404. «Globebutt» "Not much for bacon, either."
  3405. «Puck» "yeah, the ice maker dumps into the freezer."
  3406. «HTBK» *The constant squeaking coming from the far room serves as a grim reminder of what will become of you.*
  3407. «Ewo» "Well um... didn't someone mention french toast?"
  3408. «Puck» >try to block that out<
  3409. «Writefag4» "I was hoping someone would cook."
  3410. «HTBK» *Roll for to block out the squeaking.*
  3411. «SpitFire» *me finds some eggs and bread and does what I can to cook some food)
  3412. «Writefag4» "I suppose that would have to mean one of the humans though. I don't think I can cook with these."
  3413. «Puck» "oh, good call Ewo" *tries to get bread from cupboards*
  3414. «Writefag4» Do I spot orange juice when the fridge is open?
  3415. «Puck» *falls off counter*
  3416. «Globebutt» "...I could try to make coffee, if someone watched me. Jitters is pretty good at brewing."
  3417. «SpitFire» Working on guys *cooking away* Fair warning I'm not that good a cook
  3418. «HTBK» *OF course. You gotta have OJ.*
  3419. «HTBK» *Jitters is hurt that you don't consider her a part of you, Globe.*
  3420. «Globebutt» Jitters can talk to me about it later.
  3421. «Writefag4» I instictively want it and aren't quite awake enough to stop myself.
  3422. «Puck» (Jitters is feeling -at- you globe)
  3423. «Globebutt» Right now, we both need breakfast.
  3424. «Egg_Discord» "I'll keep a careful eye on you, Globe."
  3425. «Writefag4» "Could someone pour me a glass of OJ and ice?"
  3426. «HTBK» *Crushed ice. Like...really, really crushed.*
  3427. «Ewo» "I'm not really hungry right now..."
  3428. «SpitFire» *works his best and makes up enough for everyone but that is the end of what we have*
  3429. «Puck» (>2 people with hands make breakfast while... how many? ponies get in the way.)
  3430. «HTBK» (I smell Zany drama!)
  3431. «Globebutt» I'm up on the counter.
  3432. «Writefag4» (I figured I could do that on my own instictively. I call the spell: 'will it blend')
  3433. «Puck» I fell off the counter.
  3434. «Globebutt» (Seems legit.)
  3435. «Ewo» I try to help cooking, since I have hands
  3436. «Egg_Discord» I'm right beside Globe, making sure that Globe doesn't slip
  3437. «Writefag4» (I open my mouth and make blender noises.)
  3438. «Globebutt» Just over by the brewer, though. "Where do you keep the coffee, Puck?"
  3439. «Puck» (thats frighteing)
  3440. «SpitFire» *put the food and and try not to pass out on the table as the ruff sleep is catching up with me now*
  3441. «HTBK» *Oh, Puck! you just had the brightest idea! If you hit the pizza hard enough, the friction will make it hotter!*
  3442. «Puck» "Uhh, in that cubbord." *point*
  3443. «Writefag4» (It scareds the ice into a crushed state.)
  3444. «Puck» (vat)
  3445. «Globebutt» (Spooky.)
  3446. «HTBK» *Puck, roll fort.*
  3447. «Puck» (okay, rolling with it)
  3448. «Writefag4» "Guys. Anyone?"
  3449. «Puck» (4)
  3450. «HTBK» *Very good.*
  3451. «Puck» (dang, I kinda wanted to see that)
  3452. «Globebutt» I fly toward the cupboard. "...What?"
  3453. «HTBK» *Reroll if you really want.*
  3454. «Globebutt» (Can he bank that 4?)
  3455. «SpitFire» We are in the kitchen Jared
  3456. «Puck» "Wait!"
  3457. «HTBK» *Hm. Write, this ice isn't crushed enough. It needs to be...fluid-i-er.*
  3458. «SpitFire» (what did you do Puck)
  3459. «Puck» *runs out of room*
  3460. «Writefag4» (Somone got it for me?)
  3461. «Globebutt» (Got what?)
  3462. «Puck» *returns dragging EZ-Bake Oven by chord*
  3463. «Mr.Jared» *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
  3464. «Globebutt» (I asked IC.)
  3465. «Puck» "I had this hidden under my bed for... reasons."
  3466. «Globebutt» (In case of EZ bake emergency!)
  3467. «Puck» "But it can cook things, with Light Bulbs!"
  3468. «Writefag4» (As far as I can tell I've been left on the floor iceless, juiceless, and glassless.)
  3469. «SpitFire» *I look at puck* well that could explain a few things...
  3470. «Globebutt» (...Puck.)
  3471. «SpitFire» which I won't go into now...
  3472. «Ewo» "I could probably cook food faster by breathing on it."
  3473. «HTBK» (Oh. Yeah, I misread. Cocksafloppin, I've been out of it.)
  3474. «Puck» (I'm just so awesome, I know)
  3475. «Mr.Jared» *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak*
  3476. «SpitFire» (write your being evil)
  3477. «Writefag4» I sigh. Theres too many ponies in the kitchen to get what I need right now.
  3478. «HTBK» *God dammit, you need that slushie. Well, if you want it done right, do it yourself.*
  3479. «SpitFire» (jared that isn't nice)
  3480. «HTBK» *That damnable squeak echoes about the apartment.*
  3481. «Globebutt» I open the cupboard where Puck said the coffee was.
  3482. «Puck» (wait, jared, where were you?)
  3483. «HTBK» *...Squeaking. Nothing but the squeaking.*
  3484. «Puck» >Hrnnnnng.<
  3485. «Writefag4» Nah I'll go read the book until its less of a mess in there.
  3486. «Writefag4» Its not like those guys are actually going to eat/drink it all.
  3487. «SpitFire» Foods on the table Write
  3488. «Globebutt» (I hope that's the carrot's swan song.)
  3489. «Globebutt» (Squeakers wear out.)
  3490. «Writefag4» (I appear to have stepped into a portal that leads 15 minutes into the future.)
  3491. «Puck» (ugly duckling reference?)
  3492. «Egg_Discord» "Remember, Globe. Just make it. If you need to stop, we'll have someone else make it"
  3493. «Egg_Discord» "Just don't drink any of it."
  3494. «HTBK» *MR BONES SAYS THE SQUEAKING NEVER ENDS*
  3495. «Puck» (Cursed!)
  3496. «Mr.Jared» *squeak* *squeak*
  3497. «Puck» (Hexed!)
  3498. «Writefag4» I try and stand up and look on the table. Theres that cold pineapple pizza there right?
  3499. «Puck» (Enchanted!)
  3500. «Puck» It also has ham.
  3501. «SpitFire» and french toast just use one of the chairs
  3502. «Globebutt» (Nope. Swan song's a common idiom.) I nod. "All right." I look for the most wonderful looking bag of coffee in the cupboard.
  3503. «Egg_Discord» (...I suppress my pain of laughter.)
  3504. «Writefag4» Hmm. Not too appetizing.
  3505. «HTBK» *Blech. Ham. Just the idea of eating it makes you shudder. *
  3506. «HTBK» (Laughing is fun.)
  3507. «Writefag4» Maybe I could eat around it but I still couldn't reach it really.
  3508. «HTBK» *Dammit. None of this coffee can hold a candle to your old bag.*
  3509. «Puck» (jared, you wann come have some french toast?)
  3510. «SpitFire» *move out of the kichen and sit on the couch with a piece of toast before turning on the tv
  3511. «Mr.Jared» *squeak*
  3512. «Puck» *sit patiently on the floor for food*
  3513. «Writefag4» I go bother Spitfire. "Hey. Could you turn some pages for me?"
  3514. «Puck» *ponder the reality of my existence*
  3515. «Globebutt» "You've got lousy taste in coffee, Puck."
  3516. «SpitFire» Oh sure write
  3517. «Puck» "It was cheap!"
  3518. «Globebutt» "I can tell."
  3519. «Puck» "And I was broke!"
  3520. «HTBK» *You are a pony, Puck. Someone just like you has completely lost his mind.*
  3521. «HTBK» *Find a carrot, find a collar, find an owner. Make it quick.*
  3522. «Mr.Jared» *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
  3523. «SpitFire» *helps write with pages* Puck your food is over here on the table
  3524. «Puck» >thank god<
  3525. «Puck» *Go jump up onto a chair*
  3526. «HTBK» *THE SQUEAKING NEVER ENDS*
  3527. «Egg_Discord» "Is the eggs and bacon ready? I like my bacon crispy."
  3528. «Writefag4» Anything look particularly interesting or helpful? Or am I distracted thinking about all the potential in the fridge?
  3529. «Puck» (>in for rude awakening)
  3530. «Globebutt» I close the cupboard and fly back over to the brewer. Looks like this shit's pre-ground. Shitty, but better than nothing. Is the bag open, though?
  3531. «SpitFire» *hears wierd sounds coming from the tv* Puck did you leave a porn on the player again?
  3532. «Puck» (it would be)
  3533. «Puck» "uhhhh......"
  3534. «Puck» "No?"
  3535. «HTBK» *Write, roll fort.*
  3536. «Puck» "Maybe?"
  3537. «Egg_Discord» "...Again?"
  3538. «Mr.Jared» *squeak!*
  3539. «Egg_Discord» "As in this has happened before?"
  3540. «Puck» "Don't judge me!"
  3541. «SpitFire» ...maybe...
  3542. «Writefag4» (Whoops that was a d2 rerolling.)
  3543. «Writefag4» (1)
  3544. «Egg_Discord» "Dude, why not just use a computer? Saves you the humiliation."
  3545. «HTBK» *Ask away, then.*
  3546. «Mr.Jared» Dats funny, i mean *squeak*
  3547. «HTBK» *Notable seers, notable Handlers, notable cases and trials and clauses and laws and god dammit.*
  3548. «Puck» "We had a party going!" *burries face into plate in shame*
  3549. «Globebutt» (Err, DM. Do I need a hand or mouth opening this bag of coffee, or can I just pour it in?)
  3550. «SpitFire» *spins back and tries to find the remote* were did that thing go?!
  3551. «Writefag4» Notable seers might be worth a look to spend time.
  3552. «HTBK» *Hmph. You'll need to open it, Globe.*
  3553. «Egg_Discord» Well that got really awkward quick. "...So, how are you handling, Globe?" I quickly change the subject,
  3554. «Puck» (the worst it'd be sealed with is a chip-clip)
  3555. «Globebutt» (2 on talent. I'm usin' mah teeth.)
  3556. «Puck» (nice!)
  3557. «HTBK» *Nothing can come between Jitters and her coffee. The bag opens up.*
  3558. «Mr.Jared» *squeak*
  3559. «Globebutt» "I'm fine, Egg. Thanks for checking in."
  3560. «Puck» *nom nom nom*
  3561. «SpitFire» *is still looking for the remote as the sounds form the tv continue*
  3562. «Egg_Discord» "No prob. This isn't getting to be too much for you, is it?"
  3563. «Puck» >horrey sheet french toast<
  3564. «Ewo» I sit in the midst of this mess quietly
  3565. «Puck» >This is fucking delicious<
  3566. «SpitFire» Foods on the table everyone go eat
  3567. «Globebutt» I don't think it is, though Jitters might. How's she getting along working the machine, anyway?
  3568. «Puck» *winds up licking plate clean*
  3569. «Mr.Jared» *squeak* *squeak* ?
  3570. «Puck» (where are you standing jared?)
  3571. «Writefag4» My curisoity satisfied I go out to get some breakfast.
  3572. «Globebutt» Imagine she takes a while, since it seems like french toast is done before the coffee, but.
  3573. «Egg_Discord» "I'll eat after Globe finishes up."
  3574. «HTBK» *Notable seers. The oracle of Delphi, Baba Yaga, about 30 assorted Romans, Johnathan Beech, Helena Sykes...*
  3575. «HTBK» *A notable seer is defined as someone who has made more than 20 exhaustively accurate prophecies, by the standards of the book. The list is not very long.*
  3576. «Puck» (hm)
  3577. «Globebutt» (WHICH oracle of Delphi? It's a title, like the Dread Pirate Roberts.)
  3578. «HTBK» *And I have no idea how, but Jitters is playing it like a fiddle.*
  3579. «HTBK» *ALL OF THEM.*
  3580. «Writefag4» Whats the seating situation. Are ponies forcing themselves into chairs with forks taped to their hooves?
  3581. «Globebutt» Jitters makes coffee. "Coffee's done."
  3582. «Puck» (I'm in a chair, front hooves on table, licking plate completely clean)
  3583. «Mr.Jared» *Damn it now i regret killing off my char,(
  3584. «Egg_Discord» "You're still there, right, Globe?" I'm worried about his condition
  3585. «Mr.Jared» (you know that feel?)
  3586. «Puck» "Can I have a cup? Just a little one?"
  3587. «Writefag4» Thats pretty much what Write would like to do. Asside from the licking.
  3588. «SpitFire» (ask the DM I'm sure he can come back)
  3589. «Puck» (^)
  3590. «HTBK» *This stuff tastes terrible.*
  3591. «HTBK» *All seated ponies, roll fort.*
  3592. «Globebutt» "Gotta tell me where they are, Puck." I look over to Egg. "I will be once I pour this."
  3593. «SpitFire» *gives up on the romote and just helps get the food sorted to everyone so they can all eat*
  3594. «Mr.Jared» (HTBK, i will have a fiddle contest with you to bring back the hope and soul of Jared)
  3595. «Writefag4» (9)
  3596. «Ewo» "I kinda want coffee, but good coffee..."
  3597. «Puck» "that cupboard!" *points again*
  3598. «Egg_Discord» "Remember, no drinking coffee under any circumstances, got it?"
  3599. «HTBK» (Hmph. Well I'll bet a fiddle of gold against that pone, cuz I think I'm better than you.)
  3600. «HTBK» *Puck, you're up.*
  3601. «Puck» (what am doing?)
  3602. «HTBK» *Roll fort.*
  3603. «Puck» (thought I might...)
  3604. «SpitFire» (he really doesn't like you)
  3605. «Writefag4» (Rort Foll)
  3606. «Mr.Jared» Well my name is Jared, and it might be a sin, but il take your bet your going to regret im the best there ever been!
  3607. «Egg_Discord» I sit down and begin to eat my eggs, saving the sweet, succulent bacon for last. "These eggs ain't half bad!"
  3608. «Puck» (Shit. 1)
  3609. «HTBK» (1 is good.)
  3610. «HTBK» *The ham is...disgusting, Write. You'll need to get it off first.*
  3611. «Puck» (That is my second sucessfull roll.)
  3612. «HTBK» *Egg?*
  3613. «Writefag4» (I thought I was eating french toast)
  3614. «HTBK» (You were. God fuckin dammit, never mind.)
  3615. «Puck» (The pizza is in the center of the table though)
  3616. «Mr.Jared» (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89p8ya3ZdnQ)
  3617. «HTBK» *Write, after you finish up, you can't help yourself. you lick it clean, and you know it's adorable.*
  3618. «Egg_Discord» Yes, I realize the irony. I am indeed a cannibal
  3619. «SpitFire» *sits with everyone and just tries to relax* as form the crazyness, this isn't to bad, this the most amount o people we've had here in a while and they really good...
  3620. «Globebutt» I fly over to the cupboard. "Sure." I kind of wanna give Jitters a wee sip, though this stuff's subpar-- just 'cuz.
  3621. «HTBK» *actually, Egg...*
  3622. «HTBK» *Roll.*
  3623. «Egg_Discord» "NO COFFEE, Globe!"
  3624. «Egg_Discord» (2. I'm safe)
  3625. «HTBK» *Bacon, Egg. Bacon...*
  3626. «Writefag4» (3 this time.)
  3627. «HTBK» *It's *nauseating.*
  3628. «Mr.Jared» (everyone stfu im having a fiddle-off for my chars life with HTBK)
  3629. «Egg_Discord» No, it is delicious! I will eat some and prove it to you.
  3630. «HTBK» *Ah, screw 'im, Globe. You know your limits better than Egg, and you know you can control Jitters if you give her a tiny amount of what she wants.*
  3631. «HTBK» *Keep her strung along...*
  3632. «Globebutt» I hear Egg.
  3633. «Egg_Discord» I eat up the bacon, experiencing the bliss of bacon
  3634. «Puck» (You are the best/worst devils advocate)
  3635. «HTBK» *Roll fort.*
  3636. «Globebutt» (Now, shit. How many people wanted coffee. Just Puck? Because Ewo wanted good coffee.)
  3637. «Mr.Jared» (of course everyone in the rp is hearing this epic battle)
  3638. «Puck» (I'll take my crap coffee)
  3639. «HTBK» *FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN RUN BOYS RUN, CARROTS IN THE CARROT OF THE CARROT CARROT*
  3640. «Puck» (I've got it playing jared, lol)
  3641. «Puck» (GODDAM CARROTS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
  3642. «Egg_Discord» (wait, who rolls fort?)
  3643. «HTBK» *You do, Egg.*
  3644. «Mr.Jared» *NO, I SHALL USE THE ELEMENTS OF FUCKING FREINDSHIP TO PULL THOUGH, FOR THEM!*
  3645. «Egg_Discord» (Fuck. 9)
  3646. «SpitFire» *goes and gets a drink of juice and comes back*
  3647. «Writefag4» I stomach the french toast. Bread good. Eggs not so much.
  3648. «Globebutt» Grab a mug in my mouth from the cupboard and I ferry it over to Puck.
  3649. «HTBK» *You take your first bite, Egg. And it tastes just like PFFFTBLEH BLEH BLEH. You spit it out and are clawing at your tongue to get the taste off before you realize what you're doing. Roll PON.*
  3650. «Puck» (ahh, they ain't that bad Write)
  3651. «Egg_Discord» (...7)
  3652. «Writefag4» I flick my tongue around in my mouth. Ick. "Okay. Now can I get that orange juice and ice?"
  3653. «HTBK» *Blech. God dammit, Wispy? What were you thinking? Sometimes being spooky just isn't worth it, you silly pony.*
  3654. «Puck» "Ohh, thank you Globe."
  3655. «Egg_Discord» "OH god! What was that?! Why did I eat that?!"
  3656. «Puck» "Uh, Egg, that was meat."
  3657. «SpitFire» there Orange and Apple juice in the frigde
  3658. «Egg_Discord» "...My name's Wispy."
  3659. «Puck» "Oh dear."
  3660. «Globebutt» I land on the table. "Oh, goddammit, Egg. No, it's not."
  3661. «Puck» *protect my cup*
  3662. «Writefag4» "Yes. I know. Unless you want a mess though I'd like som ehelp."
  3663. «Mr.Jared» HTBK bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He laid that Golden Pony on the ground at Jared's feet. Johnny said: "HTBK just come on back if you ever want to try again. "I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been
  3664. «Egg_Discord» "Eggs? I'd love some, please." I say with an expectant look on my face
  3665. «Writefag4» I get down and stare expectantly at the fridge.
  3666. «HTBK» *Aw, Wispy. Isn't it cool how your friends are willing you play Twilight Zone with you?*
  3667. «Globebutt» I walk over toward Egg, turn around and buck him in the face.
  3668. «HTBK» *Hm. So be it, carrot.*
  3669. «Puck» *leave my cup away from the edge on the table*
  3670. «Egg_Discord» I do love that sho-
  3671. «Egg_Discord» "OW! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
  3672. «Puck» *hop down towards Write* "I'd help but..." *hooves*
  3673. «Globebutt» "We agreed on this!" I turn around and punch him.
  3674. «Egg_Discord» "OW! I don't remember saying you could punch me! How are you even doing that with hooves?"
  3675. «HTBK» *Roll fort, Egg.*
  3676. «Egg_Discord» (5)
  3677. «Mr.Jared» (so what now HTBK?)
  3678. «HTBK» *Lucky boy.*
  3679. «Puck» "Oh crap, one second Write."
  3680. «Globebutt» (Retract arm, extend with force. Apply to face.)
  3681. «Puck» *canters towards bathroom*
  3682. «HTBK» *Jared, as you totter into the room with all the nice people, you see one of your friends attacking another.*
  3683. «SpitFire» so much for the happy moment and I drink my juice...
  3684. «HTBK» *IN your surprise, your mouth opens, and you...*
  3685. «HTBK» *Drop...*
  3686. «HTBK» *The...*
  3687. «Globebutt» (Bass?)
  3688. «Mr.Jared» -carrot?-
  3689. «Puck» *pulls open cupboard with mouth, tries to find first-aid kit*
  3690. «HTBK» *carrot.*
  3691. «Writefag4» I realize spitfire has juice.
  3692. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  3693. «HTBK» *It lands with a *squeak*.*
  3694. «HTBK» *...*
  3695. «Writefag4» They could pour one for themselves and not for me?
  3696. «Mr.Jared» ...
  3697. «Egg_Discord» "...Wait. I did tell you to hit me... But why?"
  3698. «HTBK» *The squeak echoes around the room.*
  3699. «Puck» (did I unwittingly move out of the danger zone?)
  3700. «HTBK» (Yep.)
  3701. «HTBK» *All ye present in the kitchen, roll fort.*
  3702. «Puck» (whoa)
  3703. «SpitFire» Oh, I thought you had one write, *as I pour one for him* here you go
  3704. «Writefag4» "And ice please."
  3705. «Globebutt» (Four? Fuccccck.)
  3706. «Mr.Jared» (10 fuck)
  3707. «Ewo» (7)
  3708. «SpitFire» (8)
  3709. «Writefag4» (juice)
  3710. «Puck» (oh wow)
  3711. «Mr.Jared» (well fuck)
  3712. «SpitFire» (I think I"m fucked)
  3713. «Egg_Discord» (1. I am safe once more)
  3714. «Writefag4» (Can I say my current obsession overrides the carrot one?)
  3715. «HTBK» *Egg, you have every right to be horrified.*
  3716. «Globebutt» "You couldn't remember your--" (3 for pon.)
  3717. «HTBK» *For Jitters, Strawberry, and Spitfire--Spitfire, one of your final humans--hurl themselves at the squeaking abomination.*
  3718. «HTBK» *Write, I think you can.*
  3719. «Writefag4» I am so close. I pull open the freezer myself.
  3720. «HTBK» *All ye afflicted roll PON.*
  3721. «Egg_Discord» "Oh god no! EVERYONE! GET AWAY FROM THE CARROT!"
  3722. «Mr.Jared» (can i haz reroll? me ears are dead from de toy)
  3723. «Globebutt» (Hurl myself? Jitters /dives/.)
  3724. «SpitFire» *jumps for the carrot*
  3725. «Mr.Jared» -og fuck no-
  3726. «SpitFire» (4.1 now?)
  3727. «Puck» (Didn't save me J man)
  3728. «Ewo» (Wait, do I roll PON?)
  3729. «Mr.Jared» *kick carrot away quietly*
  3730. «HTBK» *You need that carrot, Jared. Roll PON. Oh, yeah. Ewo, you should.*
  3731. «SpitFire» (or was that just fort)
  3732. «Egg_Discord» "SPITFIRE! JITTERS! YOU HAVE TO STOP!"
  3733. «HTBK» *Come on, all of you.*
  3734. «Puck» So I'll pull the first aid kit out of the cabinet and make my way back to the kitchen.
  3735. «Mr.Jared» (4)
  3736. «Ewo» (3)
  3737. «Writefag4» I can almost reach the ice but how do I pick it up.
  3738. «SpitFire» *fights and gets ahold of the carrot and sqeezes it tight*
  3739. «SpitFire» (8 again)
  3740. «HTBK» *First world problems, Write.*
  3741. «SpitFire» (crap)
  3742. «Globebutt» I flinch and stop midswoop.
  3743. «Puck» "It'sh okay, I got da firsht aid kit!"
  3744. «Egg_Discord» Wait... Jitters? No... That's not right.
  3745. «Puck» >Vat is happen<
  3746. «Globebutt» "What?"
  3747. «Egg_Discord» Why does that name sound wrong?
  3748. «Mr.Jared» (whats my pone at HTBK?)
  3749. «Globebutt» "Oh, Puck's coffee. That's right!"
  3750. «HTBK» *IT'S OFF THE CHARTS*
  3751. «Egg_Discord» It's her name, but it's not? Why is this so confusing?
  3752. «Mr.Jared» (do ponies gravitat tword the most human person for a amster?)
  3753. «Puck» *takes a moment to survey the scene*
  3754. «SpitFire» (jared I bet your in the 7.8 range)
  3755. «HTBK» *Spitfire, as you close your mouth around that marvelous squeaking device, you flop over onto your back. Your skin is taking on a lovely pink shade...*
  3756. «Puck» *bullrush Spitfire!*
  3757. «Mr.Jared» *can i roll for to ignore pone and save spitfire?*
  3758. «Writefag4» I try to pull myself in the freezer.
  3759. «Mr.Jared» fort*
  3760. «SpitFire» (puck we have a garbage deposal)
  3761. «SpitFire» (4)
  3762. «Puck» (indeed, I may have to do the unthinkable)
  3763. «SpitFire» *rolls happly with the toy, giggling the whole time*
  3764. «Puck» I'm trying to tackle Spitfire out of the tussle.
  3765. «Globebutt» (Godspeed.)
  3766. «HTBK» *Why would you try to save her from the squeak?*
  3767. «Ewo» I just... watch the commotion.
  3768. «SpitFire» (I think I'm going to ahve the wind knocked of me in a second)
  3769. «Mr.Jared» *rolled fort to resist pony brain and to get rid of carrot toy*
  3770. «Puck» >no!, must, resist!<
  3771. «Mr.Jared» (2)
  3772. «Egg_Discord» "EVERYONE JUST STOP! EWO, YOU HAVE TO STOP THEM! I can't remember exactly why, but the carrot is very bad!"
  3773. «HTBK» *That'd be great, Jared, but someone else already has your toy. Shhh, you.*
  3774. «HTBK» *The freezer is cold, Write.*
  3775. «Globebutt» Jitters heads to the kitchen and grabs the coffee pot, then takes it back to the table.
  3776. «Writefag4» I'm getting closer can I scoop out a few cubes with my hooves?
  3777. «Ewo» "I-I don't really trust myself..."
  3778. «HTBK» *Puck, you smack head-on into Spitfire.*
  3779. «Puck» (The kitchen is full of pony pile!)
  3780. «Writefag4» I'd try my tounge but theres a lot of metal to stick to.
  3781. «SpitFire» (puck are you tackling me?)
  3782. «Puck» (yop)
  3783. «SpitFire» (ht roll?)
  3784. «HTBK» *Hm. you can't reach unless you keep climbing, Write.*
  3785. «Mr.Jared» (who here still has fingers?)
  3786. «SpitFire» (not sure if I do or not)
  3787. «Ewo» (I do)
  3788. «Puck» (rolled a 5 imagining I'd need it for something in the near future)
  3789. «Egg_Discord» "Ewo, you're the only one we can trust! I need you to take the carrot and throw it out of here!"
  3790. «Mr.Jared» (whats my pone level HTBK, and i want a number)
  3791. «Egg_Discord» (We're all close to a bad end, aren't we?)
  3792. «Writefag4» Hmm. I delve deeper into the icy depths.
  3793. «Ewo» "Y-you didn't remember me with it, do you?"
  3794. «Puck» (last we knew it was a 30 I think)
  3795. «SpitFire» *blows the carrot out of my mouth from being tackled*
  3796. «HTBK» (9-3 at the absolute lowest, Jared.*
  3797. «HTBK» *Hm. If you stretch yourself, Write, you'll *juuust* be able to hook yourself over the icebox...*
  3798. «Globebutt» Jitters pours coffee in Puck's mug. And takes a sip. It tastes predictably awful.
  3799. «HTBK» *Roll fort, Globe.*
  3800. «Writefag4» Sure. I don't seem to mind the cold as much as I thought I would.
  3801. «Puck» (that is probably a good thing Globe)
  3802. «Globebutt» (Natural 1.)
  3803. «Mr.Jared» Cold?
  3804. «HTBK» *Jitters is appeased. Her voice grows quiet...*
  3805. «Puck» (nice!)
  3806. «Egg_Discord» "Ewo, I can't remember if Wispy's my real name! You have to do this for everyone's sake!"
  3807. «SpitFire» (who got the carrot?)
  3808. «Globebutt» I blink a few times. "Egg?"
  3809. «Mr.Jared» I Smell cold!
  3810. «HTBK» *Write, you have your hoof over the top. If you just put a little more weight on it...*
  3811. «Egg_Discord» "Egg? Why is that name so familiar?"
  3812. «Ewo» I go for the door, trying to get out ASAP.
  3813. «Puck» *wrestling with Spitfire* "Ewo- you gotta get rid of that thing!"
  3814. «HTBK» *The carrot hit the ground again. Globe, Puck, roll fort.*
  3815. «Mr.Jared» *bolt to freezer*
  3816. «HTBK» *Oh, no, Ewo has it?*
  3817. «SpitFire» *I gasp for breath after being tackled but the crew*
  3818. «Writefag4» I'm not going to trip right? That could hurt. Brace myself first.
  3819. «HTBK» *Ewo, *you* roll fort.*
  3820. «Egg_Discord» "...That's my name, isn't it?"
  3821. «Puck» (Oh man, a 3)
  3822. «Globebutt» "It's your name! It's not Wi.." (7)
  3823. «SpitFire» (it's on the floor now you knocked it out)
  3824. «Ewo» (I don't have it... I don't think)
  3825. «HTBK» (Thought so.)
  3826. «HTBK» *Who gives a shit what his name is, Globe? CARROT!*
  3827. «Ewo» (Still roll fort?)
  3828. «HTBK» (Nah.)
  3829. «Globebutt» "That fabulous carrot!"
  3830. «HTBK» *You bat the carrot with your hooves and squeak it in your mouth ohmigodit's so great!*
  3831. «Puck» (facehoof)
  3832. «HTBK» *Roll PON.*
  3833. «SpitFire» *look around and see the carrot on the floor in front of puck* squeaky
  3834. «Globebutt» (Already did. 3)
  3835. «SpitFire» (10)
  3836. «HTBK» *Write, there you are, perched at the top of the freezer, one hoof over the icebox and one steadying you. What you do?*
  3837. «Egg_Discord» "Egg... Egg, is my... name...?"
  3838. «Mr.Jared» (i feel like ive been used by the GM)
  3839. «Egg_Discord» Yeah... That sounds about right. Egg is my name.
  3840. «Writefag4» I'm conflicted. The floor isn't the cleanest but I've exhausted other alternatives.
  3841. «Globebutt» (Happens to all of us.)
  3842. «Mr.Jared» Egg...
  3843. «HTBK» *Jitters, why is Wispy getting confused about her name?*
  3844. «Ewo» I close the door behind me, being in nearly the same position I was before.
  3845. «SpitFire» (tell us about it Jared  )
  3846. «HTBK» (*So you have, Write.*
  3847. «Mr.Jared» (i have been sued to bring a time bomb in)
  3848. «HTBK» *Ewo, it's a madhouse in there.*
  3849. «Mr.Jared» used*
  3850. «Egg_Discord» "My full name is, Egg... Dish board?"
  3851. «Globebutt» (So wait, do I have the carrot?)
  3852. «Writefag4» Well it can always make more ice. Lets see if I can push it out while keeping it upright.
  3853. «Mr.Jared» Discord
  3854. «HTBK» (You do, Globe.)
  3855. «Mr.Jared» ...
  3856. «Egg_Discord» "No... That's close though. Egg... Discord!'
  3857. «Puck» "Ewo~~! Help!" *tries to wrestle towards carrot* "The sink has a garbage disposal! We must destroy the One Carrot!"
  3858. «HTBK» *Strawberry, why is Wispy forgetting her name...?*
  3859. «Egg_Discord» "That's my real name! My name is Egg Discord!"
  3860. «SpitFire» *I try to make a grab for the carrot but Pucks gets it first* Squeaky!
  3861. «Ewo» I run away from the building until I can't hear anything coming from it anymore.
  3862. «Mr.Jared» Wispy no, you have it wrong!
  3863. «Egg_Discord» "No, that's right. My name IS Egg Discord, and I think I was a human."
  3864. «Globebutt» (Nonsense, Spitfire. Jitters has the carrot.)
  3865. «HTBK» *Globe, are you sharing?*
  3866. «SpitFire» (it's all yours now Puck)
  3867. «Writefag4» I hook a hoof under and push.
  3868. «HTBK» *Or are you trying to keep it from Puck?*
  3869. «Puck» (well played, you may have doomed us all, but saved yourself)
  3870. «Mr.Jared» No! You are not a human! you are a pony like me. remember?
  3871. «Puck» I'm trying to destroy it!
  3872. «Globebutt» "P'
  3873. «SpitFire» (I'm still trying for it, you just have it)
  3874. «Puck» I must do what can Not be done!
  3875. «HTBK» *With a predictable *whunch*, Write, the ice tumbles onto the floor.*
  3876. «Egg_Discord» "No... I WAS a human. But I'm a pony... For now."
  3877. «Globebutt» "P'hhk! Thhs h'ss m'hy c'hhrt. Hy p'hhr'd yoo k'hffhee!"
  3878. «SpitFire» *rolls around and tries for the carrot again*
  3879. «Ewo» I watch the apartment...
  3880. «Mr.Jared» Come on wispy, dont fool your old pony pal strawberry
  3881. «Globebutt» I backpaddle, walking away from Puck.
  3882. «SpitFire» (HT 5.1, what all has changed?)
  3883. «Puck» "It was me that brought you into this world, Carrot, So I must take you out of it!"
  3884. «» Mckinnley left the chat.
  3885. «Mr.Jared» Stop joking around
  3886. «Egg_Discord» "Ewo... Help me... I AM a pony, right?"
  3887. «Writefag4» I jump down and push the freezer closed. I think I can get it in the glass from here.
  3888. «Puck» *goes to grab carrot again*
  3889. «HTBK» *Ewo is nowhere in sight.*
  3890. «Puck» (Ewo bailed mang)
  3891. «HTBK» *Globe and carrot snatchees, roll react.*
  3892. «Writefag4» Still not crushed though. Do I have any bright ideas.
  3893. «HTBK» *Stomp on it!*
  3894. «Puck» (shit, 9)
  3895. «SpitFire» *makes a last attment dive for the carrot*
  3896. «Puck» (roll em!)
  3897. «HTBK» *Roll react, Spitfire.*
  3898. «Globebutt» (Natural one. Jitters has this.)
  3899. «SpitFire» (9)
  3900. «Puck» (fuuhhhh)
  3901. «HTBK» *D'aaww. I think they wanna play chase, Jitters.*
  3902. «Egg_Discord» "Wait... IS Egg even right? Maybe it IS Wispy. But it's not? OH, this is making my head hurt!"
  3903. «HTBK» *Hey, Wispy! They're playing chase over there!*
  3904. «Egg_Discord» ...But I'm not Wispy, am I?
  3905. «Writefag4» (Can I make a fort roll to notice Egg is having trouble remembering his name?)
  3906. «Mr.Jared» Wispy, why are you breathing heavy? are you alright?
  3907. «Puck» "Egg! How You Doing?! Cause we could use some help!!"
  3908. «Egg_Discord» I thought I was Egg?
  3909. «HTBK» *Yes you are, you silly pony.*
  3910. «HTBK» *Yes you can, Write.*
  3911. «Egg_Discord» Pony sounds wrong too, for some reason...
  3912. «Globebutt» Jitters plays dirty, as luck would have it. I run around the table a bit before flying up into the air.
  3913. «Mr.Jared» Wispy, you dont look too good?
  3914. «SpitFire» *crashes into the floor*
  3915. «Writefag4» (1 Ice not importants. Friendship is iportants.)
  3916. «Puck» *tries to tackle carrot from Globe*
  3917. «Writefag4» "Egg? You okay there?"
  3918. «Globebutt» (Friendship is carrots.)
  3919. «HTBK» *You can't reach her up there, Puck. Jitters, you naughty girl.*
  3920. «Mr.Jared» Somepony help! I think Wispers is sick!
  3921. «Egg_Discord» "No, I'm not okay! I can't remember my name! Is it Wispy or Egg?"
  3922. «Globebutt» I squeak the carrot in modest triumph.
  3923. «Writefag4» "Its Egg. Remember. We're supposed to be helping each other remember."
  3924. «Writefag4» "Whats mine?"
  3925. «SpitFire» *I shake it off and take off after Globe and puck*
  3926. «Puck» I will the light bulb in the ceiling lamp to pop with all my might!
  3927. «Mr.Jared» Egg? I rememeber that from somewhere...
  3928. «HTBK» *Ha ha. It squeaks. You should make, like, squeaking coffee.*
  3929. «HTBK» *It doesn't do anything, Puck.*
  3930. «HTBK» *Shame.*
  3931. «Puck» (>squeaking coffee, hah)
  3932. «Puck» (oh well)
  3933. «Egg_Discord» "Yours is... Slush.... No... it's wr... Wri..."
  3934. «Mr.Jared» HNGHHG
  3935. «Globebutt» I take the carrot over to the kitchen proper. Jitters, you're a genius with this shit. How do we make this squeaking coffee?
  3936. «Writefag4» (I never said slushie. Ever.)
  3937. «Mr.Jared» I remember!
  3938. «SpitFire» *makes for a running leap at Globe*
  3939. «HTBK» *You put the carrot in the coffee machine, and then...I dunno, I guess the coffee squeaks?*
  3940. «Mr.Jared» Your name is Egg_Discord
  3941. «SpitFire» MINE!
  3942. «HTBK» *You're the expert here.*
  3943. «Mr.Jared» And you are my master!
  3944. «Mr.Jared» *hugs egg*
  3945. «HTBK» *You barely even graze her hooves, Spitfire. Gotta work harder~!*
  3946. «Mr.Jared» how did i not see it before?!
  3947. «Writefag4» "Write, I think."
  3948. «Globebutt» I open the lid on the coffee machine, and stick the carrot in where the grounds should go.
  3949. «Puck» *runs to under Globe* "Spitfire, off my back!"
  3950. «SpitFire» *goes after the coffee maker this*
  3951. «Globebutt» Then I pour in grounds on top of it. (The bag's still right next to the maker.)
  3952. «SpitFire» time*
  3953. «Egg_Discord» "YES! I am Egg discord! And you're Write and JARED!"
  3954. «HTBK» *Holy shit Jitters, this is the best idea you've ever had. You're gonna go down in history for this one.*
  3955. «Egg_Discord» "...Oh my god, I let myself go, didn't I?"
  3956. «Writefag4» "I um. Actually what have I been doing? Whats going on?"
  3957. «Mr.Jared» What now master? You look perfectly fine!
  3958. «Writefag4» "I remember wanting some chilled juice but..."
  3959. «Egg_Discord» "Master? No, that's not right. We're friends."
  3960. «Writefag4» I take stock of the room.
  3961. «SpitFire» *smashes the coffee maker*
  3962. «Globebutt» I fly back to the table (fast!) to empty the old coffee. This new stuff's gonna be the /shit/.
  3963. «Puck» "We're trying to save us all, and we could use some Help!" I shout to Write and Egg.
  3964. «HTBK» *There's all that ice on the ground--*
  3965. «HTBK» *Ooooh shit.*
  3966. «HTBK» *spitfire, roll Ath.*
  3967. «Mr.Jared» But... im yours, arnt i?
  3968. «Writefag4» "Huh? Whats wrong?"
  3969. «SpitFire» *2*
  3970. «SpitFire» (2)
  3971. «Puck» "Globes got the carrot!"
  3972. «Mr.Jared» You don't love me anymore master?
  3973. «HTBK» *Oh shit.*
  3974. «HTBK» *Shit*
  3975. «Globebutt» (Why would you do that!? The carrot would still squeak! And I've soaked it in Jitters' drug!)
  3976. «Egg_Discord» "No, I'm not your master... I'm your friend!"
  3977. «HTBK» *You done it now.*
  3978. «Egg_Discord» "And you need to call me Egg, not master!""
  3979. «SpitFire» (Crap)
  3980. «Puck» (it was a solid plan)
  3981. «Mr.Jared» (god fucking damn it)
  3982. «HTBK» *With a *Crunch*, the coffee maker tumbles off of the bar, unleashing a cloud of grounds, a puddle of shitty coffee, and a squeaky carrot onto the ground. There's a crack in the pot.*
  3983. «Writefag4» (Please don't knock over the juice.)
  3984. «Puck» *grab carrot*
  3985. «Globebutt» I think I have to roll fort.
  3986. «Globebutt» (6)
  3987. «HTBK» *Roll fort to avoid crying?*
  3988. «SpitFire» *looks at the coffee maker stund for a moment*
  3989. «Mr.Jared» (damn)
  3990. «Mr.Jared» (fucking)
  3991. «Mr.Jared» (it)
  3992. «Mr.Jared» ?
  3993. «Egg_Discord» "And that's... No, Globe! GET AWAY FROM THAT COFFEE!!!!" I shout, tackling Globe big time
  3994. «Mr.Jared» (god)
  3995. «Mr.Jared» ?
  3996. «Mr.Jared» (it)
  3997. «HTBK» *J-j-Jitters...he...he broke your coffee machine. For a moment, your lip quivers and your eyes tear up--*
  3998. «HTBK» *And then you get tackled by Wispy.*
  3999. «Globebutt» Uff!
  4000. «HTBK» *What an insensitive bitch.*
  4001. «Mr.Jared» Master!
  4002. «Mr.Jared» *joins teh fray*
  4003. «Egg_Discord» "Globe! You have to fight it! You're not Jitters! Your name is Globe! Remember that!"
  4004. «Puck» I'm trying to grab the carrot and get it into the sink, where the fires of mount doom- oh, I mean the disposal- can destroy it for good.
  4005. «Egg_Discord» "Jared, don't! Let me handle this on my own!"
  4006. «Mr.Jared» Who!? *still going in*
  4007. «Globebutt» "Wispy! What are you talking about?" I cry.
  4008. «HTBK» *Roll fort against heresy, Puck.*
  4009. «Egg_Discord» "YOU!" I shout at Jared.
  4010. «Puck» (Fucking. 2.)
  4011. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  4012. «HTBK» (Badass.)
  4013. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  4014. «Egg_Discord» Hearing that name is too much for me.
  4015. «Mr.Jared» *stops*
  4016. «Mr.Jared» What?
  4017. «Egg_Discord» "My... name's... not... WIIIIIIIIIIISPYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" I shout as I punch Globe in the face as hard as I can
  4018. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  4019. «HTBK» *GOD IN HEAVEN, YOU MADE IT! Puck, you scramble up onto the countertop and shove the damnable thing into the dr--*
  4020. «Globebutt» I am punched hard in my coffee-loving face.
  4021. «HTBK» *Dude, you just punched coffeepone.*
  4022. «HTBK» *Most uncool.*
  4023. «HTBK» *Jitters, roll fort.*
  4024. «Globebutt» (3)
  4025. «HTBK» *SMACK*
  4026. «Writefag4» (Rolling for not to get reintranced by orange juice which nearly got knocked over.)
  4027. «HTBK» *Egg's punch, just for a moment, manages to knock Jitters clear into next week. But a moment is all you need.*
  4028. «Writefag4» (5. Back to the juice before the ice melts.)
  4029. «Globebutt» (Next week comes soon, though, I fear.) "Ow!"
  4030. «Mr.Jared» m-m-m-master...
  4031. «HTBK» *It's good juice.*
  4032. «SpitFire»  left the chat.
  4033. «Puck» "No more shall your siren's squeak echo forth from the pits from the pits of hell, putrid scrotum of vile pony gods!!!!!"
  4034. «HTBK» *You should drink it.*
  4035. «Egg_Discord» "Snap out of it Globe! My name is not Wispy! It's Egg Discord!"
  4036. «Globebutt» "Egg, that really hurt."
  4037. «Puck» (Spits?)
  4038. «Egg_Discord» "You were losing it, Globe! I had to do something!"
  4039. «Writefag4» I pick some of the cleaner specimens from the floor and drop them in the glass.
  4040. «Egg_Discord» It is here that I finally realize what just happened. "...I was losing it."
  4041. «Ewo» After thinking for a while, I stumble, defeated, back into the apartment
  4042. «Globebutt» I get up and try to brush myself off.
  4043. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4044. «HTBK» *Puck, quickly! Dive from the counter, turn on the disposal!*
  4045. «Mr.Jared» mast, egg
  4046. «Globebutt» "I think we both were."
  4047. «Puck» *I stand Victorious in the dirty sink!*
  4048. «HTBK» *Jared. Carrot is carroting the carrot carrot in the carrot carrot he's GOING TO DESTROY THE CARROT OH SHIT*
  4049. «Puck» *Diveing for disposal!*
  4050. «Egg_Discord» "...I'm just glad to have you back, Globe.
  4051. «Globebutt» (I have never had this much fun with a squeaky carrot before)
  4052. «Mr.Jared» NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  4053. «Writefag4» Argh. Still not right not crushed.
  4054. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! NO! LET THE CARROT GO!"
  4055. «Egg_Discord» "I COMMAND YOU TO NOT GO AFTER THE CARROT!"
  4056. «HTBK» *You need to chew it up, spit it back out, and *then* pour the OJ on it.*
  4057. «Writefag4» Do I drink the incomplete substance or wait for a blender. Determined or not I don't think I could get that working.
  4058. «Mr.Jared» *counter puck dive*
  4059. «Ewo» I walk past all the commotion, not really caring, going into Puck's bedroom
  4060. «Mr.Jared» (1)
  4061. «HTBK» *Jared, Master is everything. But Carrot is everything. roll fort.*
  4062. «Writefag4» Too late for that brain.
  4063. «Mr.Jared» (of fick)
  4064. «Writefag4» Maybe a good idea but too late.
  4065. «Globebutt» I look up from Egg to the sink. I've been far too busy getting punched to notice what's happening there.
  4066. «Mr.Jared» can i take that one for fort?
  4067. «HTBK» *Yes, Jared.*
  4068. «Mr.Jared» (fuek yea)
  4069. «Writefag4» Maybe I could drink this one chew the ice left in the glass then pour the juice on top of it.
  4070. «Egg_Discord» "We have to stop this and remind everyone of who they are, before they all forget!"
  4071. «Writefag4» More juice is good.
  4072. «HTBK» *Master is everything. But carrot is everything. But master is everything. But carrot is everything.*
  4073. «Mr.Jared» *gah shut up!*
  4074. «Mr.Jared» GET OUT!
  4075. «Globebutt» "...Before we forget again ourselves!"
  4076. «Mr.Jared» I CANT TAKE 2 AT A TIME!
  4077. «HTBK» *Confronted by this world-shattering paradox, Strawberry's tiny pony brain short-circuits, and you just stand there as the awful, horrifying truth slowly asserts itself.*
  4078. «Mr.Jared» GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  4079. «» ZephyrWF left the chat.
  4080. «Egg_Discord» "Right!"
  4081. «Egg_Discord» "Oh no! Jared! Are you alright?!"
  4082. «HTBK» *PUCK YOU FOOL PUSH THE BUTTON*
  4083. «Puck» *BUTTON PUSH*
  4084. «Writefag4» Hmm. Seems like it would work. Now how do I drink this. I sit carefully and try to bring the glass to my face.
  4085. «HTBK» *With the roar of Hell itself, the disposal starts to life--and a moment later, the carrot vanishes with a final, agonized squeak.*
  4086. «Egg_Discord» (IT'S A MAD HOUSE! A MAAAAAAAAD HOOOOOOUUUUUSE!!!)
  4087. «Writefag4» (Does a tiny angry spirit rise from the disposal?)
  4088. «Mr.Jared» (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XefST76KxDE what basicly ensues)
  4089. «Puck» (Write you have amazing tunnel vision)
  4090. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4091. «SpitFire»  joined the chat.
  4092. «SpitFire» *turns and looks at puck with the carrot) squeaky?
  4093. «SpitFire» (sorry my net crashed)
  4094. «Writefag4» Seriously. I've been wanting this orange juice ice thing for a while.
  4095. «Globebutt» (It does, and the spirit is absinthe.)
  4096. «HTBK» *Hm. How to juice, Write.*
  4097. «SpitFire» (my net crashed)
  4098. «HTBK» *Oooh, pour it in a bowl!*
  4099. «Mr.Jared» *gets up off floor*
  4100. «Puck» "I've done it my friends!"
  4101. «Egg_Discord» "Are you feeling better, Jared?"
  4102. «Writefag4» That might work if anyone was paying attention. There don't appear to be any around.
  4103. «Puck» "I have defeated the evil that I wrought upon you all!"
  4104. «SpitFire» (you got rid of it?)
  4105. «Ewo» I quietly sob in the other room
  4106. «HTBK» *Jared...Jared, that's your name.*
  4107. «Writefag4» Gotta make do brain.
  4108. «Puck» (disposal'd)
  4109. «Mr.Jared» *shoots a confused look at*
  4110. «Mr.Jared» Egg*
  4111. «SpitFire» (ht I was at 5.1 did I need to roll more?)
  4112. «HTBK» *PON score reduced dramatically!*
  4113. «Globebutt» I look around at the chaos around me.
  4114. «Writefag4» Unless I can pull a straw from my ear.
  4115. «HTBK» (No, Spit.)
  4116. «Mr.Jared» (can i get a spasific?)
  4117. «HTBK» *Hm. Pour it on the ground and--ooh, I've got it! Put it around your nose like a muzzle!*
  4118. «HTBK» *6.5, Jared.*
  4119. «Egg_Discord» (did the rest of us have our pony scores reduced as well?)
  4120. «Writefag4» Brilliant! I shove my face in that glass.
  4121. «Mr.Jared» Egg?
  4122. «HTBK» *Now just open your mouth and tilt your head back...*
  4123. «SpitFire» (ht what do I look like now?)
  4124. «Mr.Jared» What happened?
  4125. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! It is you! I was afraid we'd lost you!"
  4126. «HTBK» (Furry, Spitfire.)
  4127. «HTBK» (With two crappy vestigial wings.)
  4128. «SpitFire» (do I have hands? )
  4129. «HTBK» (Blue hair, lavender coat. Yes you do, but they're kinda numb.)
  4130. «SpitFire» (uh oh...)
  4131. «Puck» "I vanquished that evil, controlling, sqeaky.... spawn of... " *murmur murmur*
  4132. «Writefag4» Lets see. Inhale to make a good seal. Now tilt back slowly. Don't want to get it up my nose.
  4133. «Egg_Discord» "You went back to Strawberry! I'm sorry I didn't keep a better eye on you!"
  4134. «Mr.Jared» Oh god egg... *begins to cry*
  4135. «Mr.Jared» I went back
  4136. «HTBK» *Slooowly...*
  4137. «Mr.Jared» i nearly turned again
  4138. «HTBK» *Roll fort, Write.*
  4139. «Writefag4» (4 been a while since I got one of those.)
  4140. «Egg_Discord» "No, no, it's fine, Jared! You're doing fine right now. We all almost forgot."
  4141. «Puck» *tears* "Oh god mr sqeaky, whyy~?!?!"
  4142. «Egg_Discord» "Even I came close!"
  4143. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4144. «SpitFire» *I give my head a shake a few times* what just happened, *as Iook at my arms
  4145. «SpitFire» (guy still?)
  4146. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4147. «HTBK» *Today, Writefag, you learned what it was to be part vacuum hose, part slushypone. The entire thing is empty within two seconds. Somehow, you avoid a brain freeze.*
  4148. «HTBK» (Nope, Spitfire.)
  4149. «Egg_Discord» "Everyone! Sound off! Tell me your names!"
  4150. «Mr.Jared» We have to do something
  4151. «HTBK» *Roll PON.*
  4152. «SpitFire» (me?)
  4153. «Writefag4» (1)
  4154. «Mr.Jared» Jared, Mr.Jared
  4155. «HTBK» (NIce, Write.)
  4156. «Mr.Jared» SOUNDOFF!
  4157. «Puck» *sob, sob* "P-Puck!" *sob...*
  4158. «Writefag4» "Mmmph!"
  4159. «Ewo» "E-Ewo!"
  4160. «Globebutt» (Perfect.)
  4161. «SpitFire» Puck what.... just... I... help me!
  4162. «HTBK» *Puck. You lost a good number of PON points there. You're down to 6.5.*
  4163. «Globebutt» "Globebutt. I'm Globebutt. (Though Jitters seems to be coming to.)
  4164. «Puck» *looks up over sink egde*
  4165. «HTBK» *Does EVERYONE have their numbers?*
  4166. «Mr.Jared» What about you sir? *points to egg* who are you?
  4167. «Mr.Jared» (yes)
  4168. «SpitFire» (yes)
  4169. «Ewo» (I don't again.)
  4170. «Puck» (yop)
  4171. «Writefag4» (nope. But I'm not in the habit of knowing them.)
  4172. «HTBK» *4.4 Ewo.*
  4173. «HTBK» *erryone else, sound off.*
  4174. «Globebutt» (I don't think so. Six something?)
  4175. «Puck» Tearfully: "What is it Spits?"
  4176. «Egg_Discord» "My name is Egg Discord, and I'm ready to be human again!!!"
  4177. «Writefag4» Probably 7-8
  4178. «SpitFire» Puck...what am I...?
  4179. «Mr.Jared» huragh huragh huragh huragh huragh!
  4180. «Egg_Discord» (HO LEE SHIT! That was a close one! I thought we'd all go bad end)
  4181. «Mr.Jared» huraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
  4182. «Writefag4» I struggle with the cup before pulling it off my face. "Ahhhh."
  4183. «Egg_Discord» (I just forgot my number!)
  4184. «Mr.Jared» (so call me maybe?)
  4185. «SpitFire» *I sit on the floor staring at my arms*
  4186. «Ewo» (NO)
  4187. «Puck» *still crying* "Just slightly less of a pony then I am, ain't that the bees knees!"
  4188. «Mr.Jared» 1st things 1st
  4189. «Mr.Jared» lets clean up thos godm damn mess
  4190. «Ewo» I slowly come back to the living room, tears streaming down my cheeks.
  4191. «HTBK» *Yes it was, Egg. You are 6.5. Globe, 6.9.*
  4192. «Puck» *sobbing in the sink*
  4193. «Egg_Discord» "Ewo, are you alright?"
  4194. «Egg_Discord» (Damn. I'm probably the strongest willed of the characters here, aren't I?)
  4195. «SpitFire» *stand up and move to puck,* I"m sorry, I didn't mean to and I don't know...*as I start to cry*
  4196. «Ewo» "N-no."
  4197. «Puck» (probably)
  4198. «Mr.Jared» (maybe <_< >_>)
  4199. «HTBK» *Possibru.*
  4200. «Egg_Discord» "What's the matter? You can tell us."
  4201. «SpitFire» (yep)
  4202. «Ewo» "I-I just can't take this kind of pressure..."
  4203. «HTBK» *In DnD, you scream with rage because you just killed a demigod.*
  4204. «HTBK» *IN this game, you scream with terror because you are tiny horse.*
  4205. «Puck» (gdammit man)
  4206. «Puck» (lol)
  4207. «Globebutt» (WU,AH: An Experience.)
  4208. «Mr.Jared» (thats relativity)
  4209. «Mr.Jared» (what you said is relativity)
  4210. «SpitFire» (HT I"m still on 2 legs?)
  4211. «HTBK» (You are, Spit.)
  4212. «Mr.Jared» (god, we need to amke this into a shitty fan fiction)
  4213. «Globebutt» (No. QUALITY fanfiction.)
  4214. «Mr.Jared» *clean up coffee mess*
  4215. «Puck» *roll over in sink* "Nah, it's fine, I just cant stop freaking crying is all!"
  4216. «Mr.Jared» (that too)
  4217. «Globebutt» (You've got a stronger will, but you seem to have a weaker hold on something than Globe, Egg.)
  4218. «Globebutt» "Don't make me fly up there and punch you, Puck."
  4219. «HTBK» (Quality fanfiction is best.*
  4220. «SpitFire» *moves over and pulls out a mirror* I better see what I look like now *as I step in front of it*
  4221. «Globebutt» "Ask Egg. He knows I'll do it."
  4222. «Puck» "I just destroyed mr. squeaky globe!"
  4223. «Ewo» (Unbeknownst to everyone else, Ewo's side kinda got a whole lot darker.)
  4224. «Mr.Jared» Mr squeaky was going to kill us all
  4225. «Egg_Discord» "Trust me, he will, Puck"
  4226. «Globebutt» "Jitters remembers Mr. Squeaky fondly. ...And the coffee machine. Someone else should clean that up."
  4227. «Puck» *sniffle* "Spitfire, would you turn on the water for me?"
  4228. «SpitFire» *puts the mirror down and reaches over and hugs puck* you save us
  4229. «HTBK» *Spitfire, your hair is electric blue, while your fur is lavender. Your eyes are a similar blue, and your face seems distinctly more femenine. Your shoulder blades are painful, though...*
  4230. «Globebutt» I warily canter away from the wreckage.
  4231. «Writefag4» I briefly wonder why I didn't notice this turn of events.
  4232. «Egg_Discord» (wait, what's spitfire's cutie mark?)
  4233. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4234. «SpitFire» *lets go and groans* it's hurts. My back it hurts....
  4235. «Puck» "Thanks buddy.... But I think I need to clean all this off." *refers to messy coat*
  4236. «Puck» "Turn around."
  4237. «Mr.Jared» I know this will be strange, but i need reflect time, i need to make sure Strawberry did not take any memories, plus im tied as shit
  4238. «Globebutt» I look over to Spitfire. Need to roll anything to recognize wings?
  4239. «Egg_Discord» "So I appear to be turning into a pony named Wispy... Any advice for keeping her at bay, Globe?"
  4240. «HTBK» (Won't know till it comes in, Egg.)
  4241. «Egg_Discord» (K)
  4242. «SpitFire» *turns around whil gritting my teeth*
  4243. «Puck» *lifts shirt with front hooves*
  4244. «Mr.Jared» Egg, why dont you come with me? Im going to try meditation
  4245. «Mr.Jared» then maybe a nap
  4246. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4247. «HTBK» *Puck, Spitfire seems to be growing wings.*
  4248. «Writefag4» I turn around and look at the glass. Was I that obsessed?
  4249. «HTBK» *Oh my.*
  4250. «Egg_Discord» "Alright, that sounds like a good idea. Except for the nap part."
  4251. «Mr.Jared» hmm? what about naps?
  4252. «Puck» "uhh, Spits, you've got.... wings back here."
  4253. «SpitFire» "what's wrong with me now?" as I try to hold myself up
  4254. «Puck» "Yep. Wings."
  4255. «SpitFire» What!?"
  4256. «Writefag4» I go over and stare at the glass of partially melted ice.
  4257. «Egg_Discord» "Every time I fall asleep, I get dreams that are trying to get me to give in. I'd like to try and avoid sleep if I possibly can."
  4258. «Mr.Jared» *the ice grabs my attention*
  4259. «Puck» "I... I dunno what else to tell you."
  4260. «Globebutt» My attention is squarely on Spitfire. Jitters' likely is, too.
  4261. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4262. «HTBK» *It needs to be...creamier, Jared.*
  4263. «SpitFire» *rips off my shirt trying groans in pain*
  4264. «Ewo» I mumble "...I think any pony that might want to inhabit my body might deserve it more than I do..."
  4265. «Globebutt» I go fly over to Puck's side.
  4266. «Mr.Jared» Hey...
  4267. «SpitFire» (ht wings fully grown?)
  4268. «Mr.Jared» Write
  4269. «Globebutt» "Yep. Wings."
  4270. «Writefag4» I knock the glass over.
  4271. «Writefag4» "Yeah?"
  4272. «Mr.Jared» did you happen to find any... icecream in that freezer?
  4273. «HTBK» *Getting your shirt off hurts, Spitfire, but you can see it now. Two bony nubs that will soon blossom forth into nigh-angelic wings.*
  4274. «HTBK» *The first feathers are already grown in.*
  4275. «Puck» *leans to the right* "What was that over there Ewo?"
  4276. «Writefag4» "No. I was too focused on. This."
  4277. «Ewo» "N-nothing..."
  4278. «Mr.Jared» Damn, was craving some
  4279. «Mr.Jared» anyways
  4280. «Puck» *fixes with long stare*
  4281. «Globebutt» "Didn't get to see mine grow in. Just felt 'em. It hurt."
  4282. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4283. «Egg_Discord» "Ewo, I told you not to think like that."
  4284. «SpitFire» *looks at it but can't keep focus as I pass out on the floor*
  4285. «Mr.Jared» Lets go somewhere more quiet
  4286. «Mr.Jared» *trots off*
  4287. «Egg_Discord» I then follow Jared off to wherever he's going to meditate.
  4288. «Mr.Jared» Wish we had incents to burn...
  4289. «Writefag4» I look up at Jared. "Maybe we should be careful about any cravings. I think I just completely ignored a fight just to make an oragne Julius.
  4290. «Egg_Discord» "Does that help the meditating process?"
  4291. «Puck» "Uh, globe, can you try to take care of spitfire for a moment?"
  4292. «SpitFire» (I think I'll leave it there for my character tonight getting really tired)
  4293. «Mr.Jared» Well, it makes it easier to get into the "zone"
  4294. «Puck» (alright then Spitfire)
  4295. «Globebutt» "...I think all we can do is get him to bed now."
  4296. «HTBK» *The GM is ready to move it when you are. But perhaps we should stop for tonight? Your call.*
  4297. «Mr.Jared» Then again good music helps too
  4298. «Mr.Jared» alot helps
  4299. «Mr.Jared» but meditation is simply relaxing the mind
  4300. «Ewo» "Can you... come and comfort me, Puck?"
  4301. «HTBK» *"It* being the plot.*
  4302. «Globebutt» (Stopping for now would be an excellent idea. Unfun, but advisable.)
  4303. «SpitFire» (I'm ready to go for the night)
  4304. «Mr.Jared» By the way, what ever happend to those pills?
  4305. «Mr.Jared» (my final streak)
  4306. «Egg_Discord» (I'm ready to go on til 5 in the morning)
  4307. «Puck» *jumps down off counter* "Sure, one second." *tried to move spitfire to the nearby couch again*
  4308. «HTBK» *That's unhealthy, Egg.*
  4309. «Mr.Jared» Egg... The pills?
  4310. «HTBK» *Hm. Moving a full-grown human is not easy when you are small horse, Puck.*
  4311. «Mr.Jared» (i gotta end soon)
  4312. «Puck» I noticed this.
  4313. «Globebutt» But it's easier when friends help.
  4314. «Writefag4» I leave the mess on the floor and head out to the living room again.
  4315. «Mr.Jared» (i onyl go on this long because its fun and i have coffee)
  4316. «Globebutt» Like Globebutt. He's moving Spitfire, too.
  4317. «HTBK» (...Quite.)
  4318. «Mr.Jared» Egg!
  4319. «Egg_Discord» "They were in the satchel that I gave to Ewo and Spitfire."
  4320. «HTBK» *Two small horses make it easier.*
  4321. «Mr.Jared» and that is where?
  4322. «SpitFire» (good night ponies  )
  4323. «Mr.Jared» And do they work?
  4324. «Puck» (it got brought with us I think, somewhere in the apartment)
  4325. «Globebutt» (Night SF.)
  4326. «Puck» (Night)
  4327. «HTBK» (Gnight, Spit.)
  4328. «Egg_Discord» (Night spitfire_
  4329. «Mr.Jared» (night)
  4330. «Mr.Jared» (dont eat the yellow snow)
  4331. «Egg_Discord» "The pills work. Hey Ewo, what did you do with the pills?"
  4332. «Globebutt» (Warn Write, not Spit!)
  4333. «Egg_Discord» "There should be about 15 left."
  4334. «Puck» (So is Spitfire moved to said not-so-comfy sleeping arrangement?)
  4335. «Ewo» "I just had one, and I gave it to that doctor..."
  4336. «Mr.Jared» Who did they work on?
  4337. «Globebutt» I finish dragging Spitfire. "How do they work?" I yell across the house (assuming such voluming is required).
  4338. «Egg_Discord» "What about the satchel I gave you? Where's that?"
  4339. «Puck» "The kinda worked on me... until I got to close to a collar..." *moving next to Ewo*
  4340. «Globebutt» (Yeah, where's folks now?)
  4341. «Writefag4» I sit down with the book again.
  4342. «Mr.Jared» Well, so how are we going to split and use them?
  4343. «HTBK» *The GM decides to be on the ball and asks if Globe's GM'ing tomorror or if he's still got that paper.*
  4344. «Writefag4» (I'm living room by the book.)
  4345. «HTBK» *The book is the only thing that makes sense at this point, Write.
  4346. «Egg_Discord» "They worked on me, Write and Puck. I couldn't tell if it worked on Globe, and I don't think Ewo ever took hers."
  4347. «Ewo» "I... don't think I got a satchel..." I hug Puck, rubbing against her.
  4348. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  4349. «Mr.Jared» "..."
  4350. «Globebutt» (I could probably DM tomorrow, though I'll technically still have that paper.)
  4351. «Puck» >am fluffy
  4352. «Egg_Discord» "YOU LOST MY SATCHEL?!"
  4353. «Mr.Jared» "!!!"
  4354. «Egg_Discord» That did it. Now I'm running around the room like a chicken with its head cut off
  4355. «Ewo» "I-i-I never got it in the first place"
  4356. «SpitFire»  left the chat.
  4357. «Puck» "I had it for a while..." *thinking back* "When I was walking around the square..."
  4358. «Egg_Discord» "Really? Do you still have it, Puck?"
  4359. «Mr.Jared» "Oh please dont fucking say it"
  4360. «Globebutt» I of course run toward the sound of Egg's screaming. It's all too frequent these days.
  4361. «Ewo» I rub up more against Puck
  4362. «Egg_Discord» Puck's response is enough to stop my screaming. For now.
  4363. «Puck» *looks at her* *looks a self-lack-of-pockets* "No, sorry"
  4364. «HTBK» *Globe, not gonna push it on you. So..yeah.*
  4365. «Egg_Discord» And back to my regularly scheduled screaming episode
  4366. «Mr.Jared» "well this is just fucking perfect"
  4367. «Writefag4» I start flipping through the book slowly using my horn. 'Notable: Handlers'
  4368. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4369. «Puck» *puts front legs around Ewo's neck*
  4370. «Mr.Jared» You know what
  4371. «Mr.Jared» Fuck it
  4372. «Globebutt»  has uploaded a new photo.
  4373. «Mr.Jared» Egg, calm the fuck down
  4374. «Mr.Jared» (jesus fuck!)
  4375. «Ewo» I-I'm more scared of what I might do as a human than as a pony...
  4376. «Puck» (WhereDidYouEven.jpg?!)
  4377. «Globebutt» (Same artist as...
  4378. «Puck» (no!)
  4379. «Mr.Jared» (NO!)
  4380. «Egg_Discord» "HOW CAN I?! OUR SALVATION FROM BEING TURNED TO PONIES, ALONG WITH MY WALLET, ID, MONEY AND CAR KEYS, IS GONE!"
  4381. «Mr.Jared» EGG, CALM THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I HAVE TO!
  4382. «Globebutt» I rush in. "Egg. Quit yelling."
  4383. «Mr.Jared» OR ELSE IL IL! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH@
  4384. «Globebutt» "Jared!?"
  4385. «Mr.Jared» *tackle egg*
  4386. «Egg_Discord» "EVEN IF I TURN HUMAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY MY-GACK!"
  4387. «Puck» *Tighten hug slightly, stroking hair with one hoof* "Just try to keep calm..." *eyeing room*
  4388. «Globebutt» (Pay Gak!)
  4389. «Ewo» P-please save me from this, Puck...
  4390. «Mr.Jared» (oh fuck no)
  4391. «Egg_Discord» (That was completely unintentional)
  4392. «Puck» (Actual Factual Facepalm.)
  4393. «Mr.Jared» Get a hold of yourself man!
  4394. «Egg_Discord» "We're done for! Game over, man! You saw what just happened to us!:
  4395. «Mr.Jared» *backhooves egg*
  4396. «Mr.Jared» no!
  4397. «Globebutt» It's refreshing to watch someone besides me calm Egg.
  4398. «Mr.Jared» I refuse to accept that i will forever be a pony
  4399. «Puck» *Still stroking hair calmingly* "It can't be all that bad can it?"
  4400. «Globebutt» Puck, where are you relative to the fight?
  4401. «HTBK» *Notable handlers. Fong-Shu Ha, Nicholas Flamel (YES I WENT THERE), Jonathan Payne, Rasputin, Lord Goldman, Professor Jordan Walker...*
  4402. «Mr.Jared» We probably misplaced the bag somewhere around here, if not, then whatever
  4403. «Puck» (Ewo was carrying me, so I assume some distance)
  4404. «Ewo» I don't see how it could get any worse...
  4405. «HTBK» *Those last few sound recent. A quick check reveals that Walker and Goldman are active to this very day.*
  4406. «Writefag4» (Any names from the last list?)
  4407. «Globebutt» (Then I wouldn't hear and tackle you.)
  4408. «Mr.Jared» We dont need the pills right now
  4409. «HTBK» *Nnnope.*
  4410. «Mr.Jared» You know why egg?
  4411. «HTBK» *Seems like notable seers=/=notable handlers.*
  4412. «Mr.Jared» We have each other
  4413. «Egg_Discord» (I read that Puck was stroking Ewo and this is what I thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DyMv3516wYQ#t=611s)
  4414. «Egg_Discord» "..." I don't know what to say as I realize that he's right.
  4415. «Mr.Jared» Yuo understand?
  4416. «Mr.Jared» il take that as a yes
  4417. «Egg_Discord» "... BUt what if... What just happened reoccurs? Ewo can't help us!"
  4418. «Mr.Jared» *gets off egg*
  4419. «Mr.Jared» *turns to egg*
  4420. «Mr.Jared» We fight it untill we turn
  4421. «Writefag4» Just wondering. If there was one on both lists it would be a start.
  4422. «Mr.Jared» *turns away*
  4423. «Mr.Jared» Il be in a bedroom if you want to meditate
  4424. «Mr.Jared» *trots off*
  4425. «Mr.Jared» (ill call it there)
  4426. «Globebutt» "Egg..." I canter in.
  4427. «Puck» *Pulls back head from the hug for a moment, look's Ewo in the eyes* "Do you really think you'd be happier as a pony?"
  4428. «HTBK» *UNfortunately not...*
  4429. «Egg_Discord» "..." I just sit there, still ashamed of what happened.
  4430. «Writefag4» Lets try notable handling cases.
  4431. «Mr.Jared» And egg
  4432. «Mr.Jared» *pokes head back in*
  4433. «Mr.Jared» I must ask you, why do you keep blaming yourself?
  4434. «Ewo» "I know I will be... or whichever pony is going to take over me... I... I don't want to... exist anymore..."
  4435. «Globebutt» (Was gonna say, same guy who did the rendering of 2spooky did http://fav.me/d5jc9vp of my oc. he's quite the artist. very offbeat.)
  4436. «HTBK» (Cool pic.)
  4437. «Mr.Jared» Egg...
  4438. «Globebutt» (Way buffer than I am, though. Almost made me wanna start lifting.)
  4439. «Egg_Discord» "...Because I was the only one who woke up human. I could've saved us if I'd listened to you guys..."
  4440. «Puck» "Even after all that you said to me earlier? How you coaxed me back from the brink?"
  4441. «Mr.Jared» Stop blaming yourself.
  4442. «Egg_Discord» "But... But... I can't do anything right. Every time I try to do something right, I fail."
  4443. «Mr.Jared» What happened happened, and im sure, with the knoledge we all had, nothing could of been done
  4444. «Globebutt» (>implying he tries to do things wrong)
  4445. «Puck» (That's the last time I'm gonna try to stop you Ewo)
  4446. «Mr.Jared» And yes egg, we all failed, but look, we are still here
  4447. «Ewo» "All I said was that I trusted you. I told you what already happened..."
  4448. «Mr.Jared» worse for wear, but still
  4449. «Mr.Jared» no normal people could of gone as far as we did egg
  4450. «Ewo» "And I'm not going to... throw my life away... if there's some sort of spirit that wants it..."
  4451. «Puck» *deep breath in, then out* "Okay. Take off my collar."
  4452. «Mr.Jared» Stop blaming yourself for what you cant control
  4453. «Globebutt»  has deleted a photo.
  4454. «Egg_Discord» "...Why do you two keep me around, anyway? I've only ever been a burden to you guys anyway."
  4455. «Ewo» I take off Puck's collar
  4456. «HTBK» *Notable handling cases, let's see. The Chelm golem: first time a handler managed to make life out of a nonliving substance. Bejing's clockwork man, first time a Handler made a living thing out of an inorganic material. London 1872 incident--derranged maniac John Payne unsuccessfully attempted a handling of sixteen unwilling individuals. Manhattan 1945, first successful handling performed on a human other than the handler...*
  4457. «HTBK» *The list goes on.*
  4458. «HTBK» *NNNNG*
  4459. «Globebutt» "Egg, don't make me punch you."
  4460. «Puck» *Stares up at her* "I can only show you the door."
  4461. «Mr.Jared» Egg... Misery loves company
  4462. «HTBK» *Puck, it *hurts* to have it off you. Roll fort.*
  4463. «Globebutt» "You just fucking saved me."
  4464. «Puck» (2)
  4465. «Mr.Jared» Plus, we are bros egg, same with all of you minus the new guys
  4466. «HTBK» *It stings. But not so bad.*
  4467. «Mr.Jared» and you know what they say
  4468. «Puck» "You have to be the one to walk through it."
  4469. «Mr.Jared» Bros before hoes
  4470. «Writefag4» The Payne case seems somewhat relevant any more recent ones like that or only that one?
  4471. «Puck» (Grit my teeth and bare it)
  4472. «Mr.Jared» Egg, its because of you im still standing here today
  4473. «Mr.Jared» not off in some lab thinking im some pony
  4474. «Egg_Discord» "...It is?"
  4475. «Ewo» I put the collar on my neck.
  4476. «HTBK» *there are a few other cases, some dating back as the 1400's. The most recent is the 1980's.*
  4477. «Ewo» I really hope I don't try to convince anyone else that they're ponies.
  4478. «Mr.Jared» You helped me break though the barrier holding me back
  4479. «Ewo» But I probably will.
  4480. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  4481. «Mr.Jared» And i intend to pay you back in full egg
  4482. «HTBK» *1992. First successful mental handling.*
  4483. «Writefag4» Lets go with the most recent case involving unwilling participants.
  4484. «HTBK» *(Total.)*
  4485. «Writefag4» Ooh. That one. That one.
  4486. «Puck» (If that was aloud) "I'll try and make sure you don't."
  4487. «Mr.Jared» Egg, i love you man, dont ever forget that
  4488. «Ewo» (That was, sorry)
  4489. «Egg_Discord» "...You still want me around, even after everything I've put you through?"
  4490. «Mr.Jared» You mean more to people then you think
  4491. «Globebutt» (Globe is feeling very left out of this camradery, though he is within reach.)
  4492. «Mr.Jared» We all have our ups and downs egg, but its the big ones that count
  4493. «Ewo» And... don't ever blame this happening on yourself. It was my decision.
  4494. «Ewo» (once more, forgot quotes)
  4495. «Mr.Jared» No matter what egg, we still need you
  4496. «Egg_Discord» "..." As the two of them say this, tears fall from my face.
  4497. «Mr.Jared» though thick and thin
  4498. «Egg_Discord» "I... I'm..."
  4499. «HTBK» *1992. Lord Goldman demonstrated his new "complete conversion" mental handling technique by curing an insane man over the course of five days. This included the selective doctoring of his memories, which had been previously unheard of because of the sheer precision required. The practice demonstration was widely-criticized as unethical and immoral, but it was undeniable as a landmark in the Handling field.*
  4500. «Puck» *Nod, trying to keep a brave face*
  4501. «Egg_Discord» I go up and hug them both together.
  4502. «Egg_Discord» "I'm so lucky to have you guys as my friends!!!"
  4503. «Globebutt» I join in a happy hug.
  4504. «Ewo» I click the collar on.
  4505. «HTBK» *You guys are so lucky.*
  4506. «Mr.Jared» Same here, same here, dont know what i do without you
  4507. «Egg_Discord» Tears roll down my face, but this time, they're tears of joy
  4508. «HTBK» *Click.*
  4509. «Mr.Jared» *oh shit, HTBK*
  4510. «Puck» (a big round of d'awww for the other room)
  4511. «HTBK» *Ewo, the collar feels...right. Somehow. Like it was made for you. Roll PON.*
  4512. «Ewo» (3)
  4513. «Mr.Jared» (NVM continue hugginh)
  4514. «HTBK» *Nnng. It feels...good. A little bit like it was meant to be.*
  4515. «HTBK» *You'll have to do the rest by yourself.*
  4516. «Puck» *strokes leg comfortingly*
  4517. «Mr.Jared» Well...
  4518. «Globebutt» I break from the hug. "Now. Jared."
  4519. «Egg_Discord» I break up the hug.
  4520. «Mr.Jared» Yea?
  4521. «Writefag4» Hmm. Interesting. Any other cases of Mental Handling?
  4522. «Ewo» I stare at Puck with my Eyes Wide Open
  4523. «HTBK» *1980. Handler Sarah White transfigured her adulterous husband into a rabbit. Used him to make a bundle in a travelling magic act.*
  4524. «Puck» "You okay in there?"
  4525. «Globebutt» "I think Egg and I already agreed that if we started to go, we'd stop each other."
  4526. «Ewo» "Y-yeah... I think so."
  4527. «HTBK» *Sarah was ultimately spared capital punishment and merely put under suspension.*
  4528. «Egg_Discord» "Let's make that promise with all three of us. And Write as well!"
  4529. «Globebutt» '"Even if it hurt." I rub my recently-punched snout.
  4530. «Puck» "Here, sit down..."
  4531. «Ewo» "I-I'm a bit scared."
  4532. «HTBK» *There are other, smaller cases of mental handling. Cases of curing depression, causing arousal, so on so forth.*
  4533. «Mr.Jared» You know what? screw, im all in that
  4534. «Ewo» I sit down.
  4535. «Egg_Discord» I hold my hoof out, expecting the other two to place theirs on top
  4536. «HTBK» *Prior to Goldman's display, however, nobody had ever completely altered someone's mind.*
  4537. «HTBK» *Ewo, Roll fort.*
  4538. «Globebutt» I put my hoof in.
  4539. «Mr.Jared» If any of you begin to turn, we have to try our best to reverse it
  4540. «Mr.Jared» Same here
  4541. «Ewo» (2)
  4542. «Mr.Jared» *puts hoove out*
  4543. «Egg_Discord» "Right!"
  4544. «Writefag4» Amusing but not relevant. Any other cases of mental handling after Goldman's success?
  4545. «Egg_Discord» "All for one and one for all."
  4546. «HTBK» *Then you simply sitcha ass down.*
  4547. «Mr.Jared» Huragh!
  4548. «Writefag4» (The rabbit one was amusing not Goldman's)
  4549. «Puck» *walks behind her, places hooves on her back, starts to rub her shoulders*
  4550. «Egg_Discord» ( The perfect music for this moment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-xbOua5CyU )
  4551. «HTBK» *92 on. the Goldman Corporation begins using Goldman's technique to cure insanity, depression, broken hearts, and more.*
  4552. «Ewo» I feel tense, but I start to loosen up.
  4553. «Puck» "Just try to relax."
  4554. «Egg_Discord» "Now let's go help Write with the book!" I proclaim, feeling stronger and more confident inside.
  4555. «Ewo» "I-I'm trying..."
  4556. «Mr.Jared» (god i love when thes meoments in a rp)
  4557. «Globebutt» I nod.
  4558. «HTBK» *1993. Teenage Handler Jessica Waltman convinces a room full of people that they're Brian Blessed. She is spared punishment and hailed as a prodify.*
  4559. «Ewo» "W-will you erm... protect me?"
  4560. «Egg_Discord» (This is what makes these RPs worth playing)
  4561. «Mr.Jared» meditation later then?
  4562. «Writefag4» Interesting. Quick turn around.
  4563. «Puck» *lean in further, nuzzling against her neck* "of Course."
  4564. «Mr.Jared» (btw, boss music choice)
  4565. «Globebutt» "...Sure. Sounds good."
  4566. «HTBK» *Ewo, his touch sends shudders down your spine. Roll PON.*
  4567. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah. I think I can control myself now."
  4568. «Mr.Jared» Hey egg...
  4569. «Ewo» (2, goddamn it)
  4570. «Writefag4» 6 years from reprehended to commercialized.
  4571. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah, Jared?"
  4572. «Mr.Jared» Let me see that smile, aint seen it in a while
  4573. «Egg_Discord» (Thanks)
  4574. «Globebutt» I raise an eyebrow. "Control Wispy, at least."
  4575. «Writefag4» Any accounts of unwilling mental handling?
  4576. «Mr.Jared» Strawberry no more
  4577. «HTBK» *1995. Dr. Allan Bordon convinces a patient that he is a dog, under the grounds that it was karmic retribution.*
  4578. «Egg_Discord» Those comments are enough to make me laugh. "Of course. And if Jitters tries to get out, I'll beat her back in."
  4579. «Mr.Jared» "With plesure" I add
  4580. «HTBK» *Damage is repaired within two weeks, Bordon is placed under suspension.*
  4581. «Egg_Discord» I feel like a new man right now. It's good to be with bros like these.
  4582. «HTBK» *EVERYONE*
  4583. «HTBK» *Egg, Globe, Jared.*
  4584. «HTBK» *That's a man's fighting spirit, there!*
  4585. «Writefag4» Well thats promising. At least if we go down we might get fixed eventually.
  4586. «HTBK» *PON scores are flat 6!*
  4587. «Globebutt» (Hurrah!)
  4588. «Mr.Jared» Hurrah!
  4589. «Mr.Jared» (well unless we want to bond more or something like that, ima head off, assume after reading i meditate and then sleep)
  4590. «Puck» *Hugs her tightly from behind with one leg, stroking her hair with the other.8
  4591. «Globebutt» (Wait! We were gonna see Write, remember? Offer him in our face kicking club.)
  4592. «Mr.Jared» (oh yea)
  4593. «Egg_Discord» (Of course)
  4594. «Mr.Jared» (welllll, coffee is a strong drink)
  4595. «Egg_Discord» "Now let's get Write in on this!"
  4596. «Mr.Jared» (i can stay up tomarrow on it)
  4597. «HTBK» *August 1999. Jebediah Blackburn illegally handles a hapless tourist. Damage is heavy, and the poor victim still displayed horse-like attributes at time of writing.*
  4598. «Globebutt» And so we wandered off to find Writefag.
  4599. «Writefag4» Thats not so hopeful.
  4600. «HTBK» *So on so forth. It seems that there's always a way to set the clock back.*
  4601. «HTBK» *Sometimes it has side effects, but any handling can usually be undone.*
  4602. «Puck» "Hey, Ewo...." *turns her face back with one hoof*
  4603. «HTBK» *Ewo, roll PON.*
  4604. «Writefag4» When was the encyclopedia writen.
  4605. «Ewo» (8)
  4606. «HTBK» *2008.*
  4607. «Ewo» "...yeah?"
  4608. «HTBK» *Fairly fresh.*
  4609. «Egg_Discord» "Yo right! Can you stop reading for a second? We want to talk to you about something."
  4610. «Mr.Jared» (if this were to be a firction, what chapter/part are we on?)
  4611. «Mr.Jared» fiction*
  4612. «Writefag4» "Hmm?" I look up from the book.
  4613. «Globebutt» (Chapters are for suckers.)
  4614. «HTBK» *Ewo, two powerful shocks of pain rock your shoulder-blades, as your fingers slowly begin to numb...*
  4615. «Egg_Discord» "We've decided that we need to make a promise to each other." I say this as I hold my hoof out once again.
  4616. «Globebutt» (Goddammit, Ewo.)
  4617. «Ewo» "O-ow."
  4618. «Mr.Jared» *I follow suit*
  4619. «Ewo» "W-what is it, Puck?"
  4620. «Puck» (youre gonna hate me more)
  4621. «Puck» *face close to hers* "Just wanted to make sure I got to say this to the you I know... Thanks again, for everything." *goes in for kiss*
  4622. «Writefag4» "Yeah?"
  4623. «Egg_Discord» "If any one of us starts to go back to thinking like a pony, we do whatever it takes to get each other back."
  4624. «Ewo» I kiss back, still crying a little.
  4625. «Mr.Jared» Including me you egg and globe
  4626. «Globebutt» (If you start to scream, I'm ready to shove pills down your throat.)
  4627. «Writefag4» "I thought we had agreed on this earlier."
  4628. «Egg_Discord» "We're making it official this time."
  4629. «Mr.Jared» We have to seal it
  4630. «Writefag4» "In writing?"
  4631. «Mr.Jared» make it true
  4632. «HTBK» *Ewo, as your lips meet hers...meet another mares...a small, almost electric sensation runs through you. Roll PON.*
  4633. «HTBK» mare's*
  4634. «Globebutt» I look at my hooves. "...No."
  4635. «Egg_Discord» "With an oath."
  4636. «Ewo» (Another freaking 2)
  4637. «HTBK» (That's enough.)
  4638. «Mr.Jared» (?)
  4639. «Globebutt» (puk y u do dis)
  4640. «Writefag4» "An Oath?"
  4641. «Mr.Jared» (ignore dem)
  4642. «Puck» (*pops cork on wine bottle*)
  4643. «Mr.Jared» A oath.
  4644. «HTBK» *As you breath your lips against hers, a shudder rocks your body. Little by little you begin to shrink, as your fingers grow together into hooves; and as your wings reach towards the ceiling, your face pushes out into a muzzle. For a moment, you're all hers.*
  4645. «HTBK» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
  4646. «HTBK» *The Gm's face when.*
  4647. «Egg_Discord» "If we start to forget, we bust out the memories. If we start to say 'Master', we bust out each other's teeth. No matter what happens, we stick together and fight for each other until it's all over."
  4648. «Writefag4» (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVohBBNYOks)
  4649. «Mr.Jared» I swear to this oath
  4650. «Globebutt» "You're free to bust out the punches before the "Master" shit, too," I mention, though I shiver as I shake it.
  4651. «Puck» (The irony of the two groups actions were not lost on me)
  4652. «Writefag4» I don't think I'd want to bust anyones teeth but I put my hoof forward.
  4653. «Globebutt» s/shake/say/
  4654. «Ewo» (Wait, did I just grow wings?)
  4655. «Globebutt» (Yep.)
  4656. «Writefag4» "Right. Whatever happens I'll help you guys get through this."
  4657. «HTBK» (Yes you did.)
  4658. «Mr.Jared» (emmmmmmmm maybe...)
  4659. «Writefag4» "I swear."
  4660. «Mr.Jared» I swea- HOLY SHIT!
  4661. «Egg_Discord» "I swear upon this oath. Hooves together now."
  4662. «Globebutt» I put out my hoof.
  4663. «Egg_Discord» I put mine out.
  4664. «Mr.Jared» D...oes he hav... wings?
  4665. «Writefag4» (Mine is already I think.)
  4666. «Globebutt» (J, you can't see them.)
  4667. «Mr.Jared» *automaticly puts hoove out*
  4668. «Mr.Jared» (gocha)
  4669. «Mr.Jared» (void that)
  4670. «Mr.Jared» (wait, at this stage, can our minimun pone be only 6?)
  4671. «HTBK» *The GM wonders when they're going to fuck already.*
  4672. «Egg_Discord» "All for one and one for all!"
  4673. «Egg_Discord» (Shut the fuck up, pussy ass GM)
  4674. «Mr.Jared» Hurah!
  4675. «Writefag4» "Right."
  4676. «Globebutt» (We sure ain't gonna fuck.)
  4677. «Mr.Jared» (lets have pony sex)
  4678. «Puck» (Ah, well, why the hell not?) *Slowly leans into it, pushing her over*
  4679. «HTBK» *Bonnet is so not giving you head, Egg.*
  4680. «HTBK» *NO NO NO PULL BACK NO ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION*
  4681. «Egg_Discord» (Duly noted)
  4682. «Mr.Jared» (maybe strawberry wants some of your vanilla)
  4683. «Globebutt» (globebutt said i dunno ponies are creepy and weird)
  4684. «Writefag4» I withdraw my hoof.
  4685. «Egg_Discord» I take my hoof out of the group.
  4686. «Globebutt» I pull my hoof back.
  4687. «Mr.Jared» So what are you reading anyways write?
  4688. «Ewo» I hug tight, nearly about to object, but realize that this is the last chance I get to do anything really.
  4689. «Mr.Jared» *hoove goes down*
  4690. «Writefag4» I look down at the book. "So I've been reading about the history of handling. Some of its kind of amusing actually."
  4691. «Mr.Jared» handling what?
  4692. «Writefag4» "One woman turned her cheating husband into a rabbit."
  4693. «HTBK» *The GM goes to get a root beer. Have fun with the pony sex.*
  4694. «Globebutt» (Could we chill on the pon- side of things for a sec? I gotta get stuff /out/ of /my/ system.)
  4695. «Puck» (too steamy for you romeo?)
  4696. «Mr.Jared» (alright)
  4697. «Writefag4» "Mental handling is pretty new though. Sounds like a Doctor Goldman has been doing a lot of research in the field."
  4698. «Mr.Jared» Well il be heading to do some meditation
  4699. «Mr.Jared» Maybe il read that book later
  4700. «Egg_Discord» "Wait, you said Doctor Goldman?"
  4701. «Ewo» "You know... I don't think this can end well for you..."
  4702. «Egg_Discord» "What else does it say?"
  4703. «Mr.Jared» *stops in tracks*
  4704. «Mr.Jared» what?
  4705. «Mr.Jared» Goldman?
  4706. «Writefag4» "Yes. It seems like they opened a clinic a few years back that does some mental handling work. Memory wipes, attitude adjustments, that kind of stuff."
  4707. «Puck» "I've had worse..." *Pushes gently down against her fuzzy chest*
  4708. «Ewo» "Thanks for everything..."
  4709. «Egg_Discord» "Goldman... Goldman... Why does that name sound familiar...?"
  4710. «Writefag4» "I think theres a couple Goldman's topside."
  4711. «Mr.Jared» Well, when you remember let me know
  4712. «Writefag4» Can't think of any in particular though.
  4713. «Mr.Jared» *trots off*
  4714. «Globebutt» (Back.)
  4715. «HTBK» (Was it a good wank?)
  4716. «Puck» I work my hoof slowly down, kissing the side of her neck. "This is my thanks to you remmeber?"
  4717. «Globebutt» (No, but it was a damn good piss.)
  4718. «Writefag4» "There were some more recent forced adjustments though.
  4719. «HTBK» (Oh. Alas.)
  4720. «Writefag4» "Still not too common." I glance down.
  4721. «HTBK» *Goldman-sacks? Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer? Gold's gym? Mr. Goldmman, the archtypical jew from /pol/? Goldman, Goldman, Goldman...*
  4722. «HTBK» Sachs*
  4723. «Egg_Discord» Where have I heard that name before...? Goldman, Goldman, Goldman...
  4724. «Egg_Discord» Brain, help me out with this.
  4725. «Writefag4» "It sounds like any expert will have a good idea of what they're doing. It seems to be a precise science."
  4726. «Mr.Jared» (Walk into room puck is in sneekly)
  4727. «Ewo» "I-I'm not really comfortable with this though..."
  4728. «Globebutt» The look I give Write says "you don't say".
  4729. «HTBK» *Goldman, that name that was written on the side of the vat beneath Dark Horse?*
  4730. «HTBK» *No, it's probably not that.*
  4731. «Egg_Discord» Wait. That's it!
  4732. «Egg_Discord» "I remember!
  4733. «Globebutt» "What experts don't know what they're do... Huh?"
  4734. «Writefag4» "Well sorry for having a little faith."
  4735. «Egg_Discord» "His name was on that vat in the Dark Horse Brewery!"
  4736. «Writefag4» Really?
  4737. «Writefag4» "Really?"
  4738. «Globebutt» I assume Globe or Jitters remembers.
  4739. «Writefag4» I turn a few pages. Anything on Dark Horse?
  4740. «Egg_Discord» "Yes!"
  4741. «HTBK» *Nothing on Dark Horse.*
  4742. «HTBK» *Either they're new, or they don't exist.*
  4743. «Mr.Jared» *examine puck and, wait who the hell is that?!*
  4744. «Writefag4» "Well there's nothing in there."
  4745. «Puck» I pause, "Well if you want me to stop..." and snuggle alongside her, nuzzling gently.
  4746. «Globebutt» Do I remember when the hotel was put in? The Dark Horse.
  4747. «Writefag4» "Wait. Wait."
  4748. «Egg_Discord» "The brewery was new. What else did say on Goldman?"
  4749. «Writefag4» "Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait."
  4750. «HTBK» *The Dark Horse Motel...some time before you were born, man. Before, or immediately after. It's always been there.*
  4751. «Egg_Discord» "What is it?"
  4752. «Ewo» "It doesn't seem... appropriate. Let's just cuddle." (there is no way I can get horny right after pretty much asking for a mercy killing)
  4753. «Writefag4» "You blew up this tank."
  4754. «Egg_Discord» "Right."
  4755. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  4756. «Writefag4» "This. This is not good."
  4757. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  4758. «Egg_Discord» "!!!"
  4759. «Mr.Jared» *omg brain wtf is going on in front of you!?*
  4760. «Globebutt» I say a whole lot of nothing.
  4761. «HTBK» *Ah, yes. Professor Goldman, potentially the most powerful Handler in the entire goddamn world.*
  4762. «HTBK» *You blew his shit up.*
  4763. «Globebutt» "I told you so" would be too simple.
  4764. «HTBK» *Lord Goldman, rather.*
  4765. «Globebutt» (Lord-Professor Goldman.)
  4766. «HTBK» *It's like pissing off Merlin! Or Dumbledore, if Merlin was before your time.*
  4767. «Mr.Jared» *oh god what are they going to do?*
  4768. «Writefag4» "Okay. Calm down." I say as I hyperventalate.
  4769. «HTBK» *It's like pissing off Barack Obama, only if Barack Obama could turn your body inside-out by looking at you funny.*
  4770. «Egg_Discord» "..."
  4771. «Globebutt» "We need to talk to somebody."
  4772. «HTBK» *I dunno about you, but I'd vote for him.*
  4773. «Globebutt» "Yesterday."
  4774. «Egg_Discord» "Everyone, relax. We can go to the police."
  4775. «Writefag4» "We need to get our story straight. Either we tell them the whole truth about what happened or we play dumb."
  4776. «Globebutt» (Only if he can read my mind!)
  4777. «Ewo» *I snuggle with Puck, kissing her cheek*
  4778. «Mr.Jared» (pst, thats your cue to eaither do the sexy deed or gtfo ewo and puck)
  4779. «Globebutt» I rub my chin.
  4780. «Egg_Discord» "We need to come clean about this. We probably struck a major blow to him by destroying that factory."
  4781. «Writefag4» "You said you just found blueprints and C4 there?"
  4782. «Egg_Discord» Looks like my efforts weren't in vain
  4783. «Globebutt» "We did. Still have some of the C... Shit."
  4784. «HTBK» *It wasn't much of a factory, and it seemed to be under construction at most.*
  4785. «Globebutt» "Those were in the satchel."
  4786. «Ewo» (I'm just... ignoring that comment.)
  4787. «Egg_Discord» "Yeah. It looked like someone wanted to sabotage the brewery."
  4788. «Globebutt» "I knew it was too easy. Jitters knew!"
  4789. «Egg_Discord» "Actually, it's not."
  4790. «Globebutt» "...What?"
  4791. «Egg_Discord» "I remember now. The map fell out of the satchel in the van!"
  4792. «Egg_Discord» "I was gonna throw it away, but I forgot about it! We can use that as proof!"
  4793. «Globebutt» "Well, there's one good thing."
  4794. «Writefag4» "Proof that we blew up the factory?"
  4795. «Egg_Discord» "It's right there in the middle of the city, and it caused an explosion. I'm pretty sure that's proof enough. "
  4796. «HTBK» *You know, given that he apparently owned the shit that made you this way, The GM doesn't know what all the hubbub is.*
  4797. «HTBK» *Or maybe he does, and is just trying to throw you off.*
  4798. «Egg_Discord» "Even if that doesn't work, there's a message on the back of the map, signed by someone called "HS" who prepared the whole thing for us!"
  4799. «Globebutt» "...Have we looked into that yes?"
  4800. «Writefag4» "Look into HS? Two letters isn't much to go on."
  4801. «Globebutt» "HS must have had something against Goldman, and knew about his lab."
  4802. «Egg_Discord» "I don't think so! Write! See if you can find anything on those initials! There has to be something in there. Whoever set that up for us clearly knew what Goldman was up to."
  4803. «Egg_Discord» "...Wait. What was the name of the stripper that came to our house uninvited?"
  4804. «Egg_Discord» "Did anyone get her name or some kind of moniker?"
  4805. «Globebutt» I shake my head. "Just got a vagina."
  4806. «Writefag4» "Nobody remembers anything about her."
  4807. «Mr.Jared» *sneakly trots back in*
  4808. «Puck» (globe, you are the worst)
  4809. «Globebutt» (Roll stealth.)
  4810. «Mr.Jared» Umm, guys
  4811. «Writefag4» "And there doesn't seem to be any Handlers by the initals HS.
  4812. «Globebutt» (Or ignore stealth.)
  4813. «Globebutt» "Jared?"
  4814. «Ewo» "A-Are you okay?"
  4815. «Mr.Jared» we may have a bit of a issue on our hands- err hooves-, err hand err...
  4816. «Egg_Discord» "Jared! Did you get any sort of name from the stripper that came to our party that one night?"
  4817. «Egg_Discord» "Wait, what do you mean?"
  4818. «Mr.Jared» umm
  4819. «Egg_Discord» "...It's Ewo, isn't it?"
  4820. «Mr.Jared» Its probably nothing but...
  4821. «Mr.Jared» maybe
  4822. «Egg_Discord» "She tried to go full pony, didn't she?"
  4823. «Mr.Jared» already
  4824. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4825. «Globebutt» I droop, and shake my hanging head.
  4826. «Egg_Discord» "Oh no! Does she remember anything?"
  4827. «Mr.Jared» I dont know, i was just passing
  4828. «Mr.Jared» ...
  4829. «Mr.Jared» striper?
  4830. «Egg_Discord» "Talk to them about it, Jared. I've got some business to attend to."
  4831. «Ewo» I look at my cutie mark
  4832. «Puck» "I'm fine, you seem to still be all there, yeah?"
  4833. «Egg_Discord» I run for Ewo's room, angered at how far her cowardice has taken her.
  4834. «Writefag4» Write sits with his head between his hooves. Thinking.
  4835. «Mr.Jared» Well, can you guys keep a secret? I kinda do know the name of the striper, but how i got it... err
  4836. «Egg_Discord» "EWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I scream in anger as I kick open the door!
  4837. «Ewo» I blink at Egg a few times
  4838. «HTBK» *Ewo, your cutie mark is a lovely red heard, that sits on your magenta--oh shit.*
  4839. «HTBK» heart*
  4840. «Globebutt» (I wish /I/ had a magenta oh-shit.)
  4841. «Puck» *looking awkwardly up from the bed*
  4842. «Egg_Discord» "How could you do this to yourself? To all of us? I told you that we needed you to help us, and you've gone and betrayed us all because you're too afraid to keep living!"
  4843. «HTBK» *Write, what was her...name?*
  4844. «HTBK» *Was it..what are stripper names? Roxanne? Roxette? The Great and Powerful Trixie?*
  4845. «Ewo» "...What?"
  4846. «Puck» (VAT)
  4847. «Writefag4» Huh? Am I remembering something? I was pretty drunk even then.
  4848. «Puck» (V.A.T. VAT)
  4849. «Mr.Jared» she... was named Destiny
  4850. «Mr.Jared» (or something)
  4851. «Mr.Jared» (god damn it)
  4852. «HTBK» *Maybe it was...agh, dammit, did she even tell anyone?*
  4853. «Egg_Discord» "Why are you so intent on becoming a pony? Do you think that by just turning into a pony and forgetting who you are, all of your problems will disappear along with you?!"
  4854. «Puck» (If it was the GaPT I swear....)
  4855. «Mr.Jared» Well, she may of said it as she climaxed..... ifyouknowwhatimean
  4856. «Puck» (I dunno actually)
  4857. «Globebutt» (I don't think she did. She left behind a zune.)
  4858. «Writefag4» I don't think it was Trixie.
  4859. «Ewo» "I... I am a pony."
  4860. «Globebutt» "Is her name Jesús?"
  4861. «HTBK» *Ooh, Ewo. Shivers. Roll PON.*
  4862. «Puck» *jump to defense, and my hooves* "She just wanted to be happy!"
  4863. «Egg_Discord» "No you're not! You're human like the rest of us! And until the rest of us are back to normal, I won't let you go away!"
  4864. «Ewo» (5)
  4865. «Mr.Jared» Damn it guys i cant think strait
  4866. «Egg_Discord» "If you want to become a pony on your own terms, fine! But don't make the rest of us suffer for your actions!"
  4867. «Puck» "If there's anyone to be angry at it's me!"
  4868. «Mr.Jared» Il be meditation then sleeping
  4869. «Mr.Jared» *trots off*
  4870. «Mr.Jared» (im gone)
  4871. «HTBK» *Gnight, Jared.*
  4872. «Egg_Discord» "I'll deal with you later, Puck!"
  4873. «Mr.Jared» (bring gifts)
  4874. «Egg_Discord» (Night Jared)
  4875. «Puck» (Night then)
  4876. «Writefag4» Stares at the book trying to think.
  4877. «Ewo» "You're... talking to me, right?"
  4878. «Egg_Discord» "You've been trying to turn into a pony this whole time, but no matter what I say, you're still deadset on disappearing. Tell me what's so horrible about your life that makes you think that turning into a pony will magically fix that!"
  4879. «Ewo» "I'm... confused..."
  4880. «HTBK» *What was her stage name...Hot Stuff?*
  4881. «HTBK» *That rings a bell...*
  4882. «HTBK» *Roll fort.*
  4883. «HTBK» *Write, that is.*
  4884. «Egg_Discord» I glare at her with rage in my eyes. Not even I was this cowardly.
  4885. «Egg_Discord» "Confused about what? Tell me everything!" At this point, I won't leave until I get some answers
  4886. «Writefag4» (1)
  4887. «Ewo» "I just... don't know what you're going on about"
  4888. «HTBK» *Yeah, that was it. "Hot Stuff, your angel for one night only".*
  4889. «Puck» "No, this is my doing, She wanted to be happy, and I helped her. We're all entitled to our own choices!"
  4890. «Writefag4» Okay brain. How are we going to use this. Blame the whole thing on the stripper.
  4891. «Egg_Discord» "Don't you get it, Ewo! WE NEED YOU RIGHT NOW!"
  4892. «Globebutt» (Start by sharing!)
  4893. «Ewo» "...who's Ewo?"
  4894. «Writefag4» "Was it Hot Stuff? Maybe?"
  4895. «HTBK» *That's a great idea, me. Let's blame it all on someone whose name we don't even know.*
  4896. «Egg_Discord» "We need your help to save not just the rest of us, but to save others from losing themselves as well!"
  4897. «Egg_Discord» (Has she fully lost it?)
  4898. «HTBK» *Something in the back of your head tells you what a good girl you are, Heartfire.*
  4899. «HTBK» (No, she hasn't.)
  4900. «Globebutt» (Roll fort to remember?)
  4901. «HTBK» (She's forcing herself to lose it.)
  4902. «HTBK» *Roll fort to remember, Globe.*
  4903. «Writefag4» "That would fit HS but..."
  4904. «HTBK» (She's only at 6-odd.)
  4905. «Puck» (willingness is a big part of all this)
  4906. «Globebutt» (Bah. Four.)
  4907. «Puck» (6+ is all mental)
  4908. «HTBK» *nnngh. God damn, Dark Horse is strong stuff.*
  4909. «Writefag4» I flip pages hoping for a miracle. I doubt I'll find a Hot Stuff in the encyclopedia.
  4910. «Egg_Discord» "Ewo! I know you haven't forgotten yet! You're still our friend right now, and I know that you're in there!"
  4911. «Globebutt» "I was too drunk to remember."
  4912. «Egg_Discord» "I promise that when this is over, I'll let you go full pony!"
  4913. «Ewo» "I'm not going to leave all you..."
  4914. «Writefag4» "I'm pretty sure it was. More sure of it than my own name."
  4915. «Puck» *looks down at her*
  4916. «HTBK» *Unfortunately not.*
  4917. «Egg_Discord» "I can't let you become a pony yet! We can't lose you just yet!"
  4918. «Writefag4» "Its Write right? Like the Lawyer."
  4919. «HTBK» *Shhh, Heartfire. You can't hurt anyone by being a good girl.*
  4920. «Puck» "Egg."
  4921. «Globebutt» I blink. "Writefag4. How much can't you remember?"
  4922. «HTBK» *Tell him your name.*
  4923. «Egg_Discord» "Don't you understand that by giving in to the voices, you're hurting us just as much as I've hurt you?"
  4924. «Puck» "You just need someone with hand right?"
  4925. «Writefag4» "There are some gaps. I'm keeping it together though."
  4926. «Puck» (*hands)
  4927. «Egg_Discord» "No! It's not about just us anymore!"
  4928. «Writefag4» "Biggest problem is I keep pulling up 2 names when I try to think."
  4929. «Ewo» "I'm... going to help you out. My name's Heartfire"
  4930. «Writefag4» "And as long as you guys don't know it you can't reinforce it. So it helps right?"
  4931. «Puck» (That's a sweet name....)
  4932. «HTBK» *Your ears twitch in anticipation of invisible fingers. Good girl, heartfire. Roll PON.*
  4933. «Egg_Discord» "Ewo! Please! I'm SORRY!"
  4934. «HTBK» *nonexistent fingers, rather.*
  4935. «Ewo» (4)
  4936. «Globebutt» "I don't think that I would, but Jitters might. You're right, Write."
  4937. «Puck» *centers self mentally*
  4938. «Ewo» Please... call me Heartfire.
  4939. «Egg_Discord» "I'm sorry I didn't listen to you! I should have listened to why you wanted to change! I'll do anything! Just don't let yourself disappear just yet!"
  4940. «HTBK» *That's right, Heartfire. And Egg is just afraid to let you be you. Just give her a hug, if she'll let you.*
  4941. «HTBK» *Just give Wispy a hug, and let yourself be...free.*
  4942. «Writefag4» "Hmm. Well I suppose lying would probably make our situation worse."
  4943. «Ewo» N-no...
  4944. «Ewo» "I... really hope I can help you."
  4945. «Puck» "Egg, help me up." *Stands on two legs on side of bed*
  4946. «Globebutt» "Honest, best policy. That's what Mama always said."
  4947. «Writefag4» "So we tell whoever shows up when they show up the truth."
  4948. «Egg_Discord» "Ewo... Please..." I fall down on my knees, crying.
  4949. «Egg_Discord» I get up to help up Puck.
  4950. «Globebutt» (What knees, horse?)
  4951. «HTBK» *She's crying, Heartfire. Your cutie mark wouldn't mean anything if you couldn't help people feel better.*
  4952. «Puck» "Thanks. Keep me on two legs."
  4953. «Egg_Discord» "Got it."
  4954. «Writefag4» "And maybe Goldman will understand. He probably knows more about what we're going through than anyone."
  4955. «Puck» *watches Hearthfire*
  4956. «Globebutt» "Except maybe HS."
  4957. «HTBK» *Yes, the guy turned you and then you blew his shit up. Of course he'll understand.*
  4958. «Ewo» "Look. This isn't about you. If you need my help, I'm here."
  4959. «Egg_Discord» "I know you're dead set on becoming a pony, and I'm sorry for trying to stop you. But right now, we're getting ready to fight one of the biggest battles of our life. We need as much help as we can get."
  4960. «Globebutt» I'm sure he understand exactly what he did.
  4961. «Puck» >Thinking upright thoughts<
  4962. «Writefag4» Shut up brain. Goldman is a respected handler. I don't think he'd have a reason to randomly turn Old Worlders into ponies.
  4963. «Globebutt» Or, wait. Take back last message. Parsed wrong.
  4964. «Egg_Discord» I finally see that this isn't working. "...I appreciate any help you can offer us, Heartfire. My name is Egg Discord."
  4965. «Ewo» "Puck... I'm so happy for you. I really hope you get to be human like you want."
  4966. «Puck» *stare at her with determination.*
  4967. «HTBK» *Upright thoughts are nice, Puck. Gravity is nicer. As soon as Egg moves, splat goes you.*
  4968. «HTBK» *Write, maybe he just hates old worlders. Maybe he needs money.*
  4969. «Puck» (reaction or athletics to stay with him?)
  4970. «Globebutt» (Puck needs stilts.)
  4971. «Egg_Discord» "Come on, you two. We've found some important information."
  4972. «HTBK» *Respect doesn't pay the bills.*
  4973. «HTBK» (Athletics, Puck.)
  4974. «Puck» (4)
  4975. «Egg_Discord» I lead both Heart and Puck into where the other three are.
  4976. «HTBK» *Then for now, you get to be a pony conga line.*
  4977. «Globebutt» (...)
  4978. «Puck» (I am too susceptible to that shit HT)
  4979. «Ewo» I follow Egg
  4980. «Writefag4» I fail to see how handling people and leaving them be would earn someone lods of emone.
  4981. «Puck» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2Orp3Y98k
  4982. «Egg_Discord» "Globe! Write! Jared. This is... Heartfire. She's going to help us however she can. Understand?" I give them a look that begs them to go along with me on this.
  4983. «HTBK» *Touche, brain.*
  4984. «Globebutt» (Roll charisma, Egg.)
  4985. «Writefag4» "Huh?"
  4986. «Egg_Discord» (1)
  4987. «Globebutt» (Can't argue with that.)
  4988. «Ewo» I'm getting punched, aren't I.
  4989. «Puck» (not actually, eggs roll was good)
  4990. «Globebutt» Not by Globebutt.
  4991. «Globebutt» "...So Ewo's gone."
  4992. «Writefag4» I stand up. So whats going on?
  4993. «Egg_Discord» "...I tried. I was too late."
  4994. «Writefag4» "So what's going on."
  4995. «Puck» "hey... Write."
  4996. «Writefag4» "Yeah?"
  4997. «Puck» "Just... You holding up okay?"
  4998. «Globebutt» I half-smile. "The doctors did mention shock therapy...?"
  4999. «Puck» *eye daggers*
  5000. «Egg_Discord» "Never mind us for now. Did you guys find out anything new about that stripper and Doctor Goldman?"
  5001. «Writefag4» "Decent. Not getting anywhere with this 'Hot Stuff'. I think that was the strippers name."
  5002. «Globebutt» I frown at Puck. "Hey. Chill. I don't know where we'd even start if wanted to."
  5003. «Puck» "Sorry, I guess I'm on edge...."
  5004. «Puck» "Hey egg, you could shift me off onto the couch."
  5005. «Writefag4» "Hmmm."
  5006. «Ewo» "Puck, as soon as I start flying, I'll help you walk upright, okay?"
  5007. «Writefag4» I look back down to the book. Anything on commercial handling? Specifically mental?
  5008. «Egg_Discord» "Alright." I help him onto the couch
  5009. «Puck» "Thanks Ew- ... Hearthfire. I appreciate it
  5010. «Globebutt» (Hearthfire's the wind beneath Puck's wings.)
  5011. «Puck» (c'mon man, I'm gonna cry over here...)
  5012. «HTBK» (Hearthfire is the second DLC for Skyrim.)
  5013. «Puck» (Aaaaand its gone.)
  5014. «Globebutt» (Heartfire, Hearthfire. It's a month in the Elder Scrolls calendar and I can't even tell if the R's there when I'm typing the month over and over for a character tumblr.)
  5015. «Puck» (With a hearty face palm though, nicely done. My head hurts a little)
  5016. «HTBK» *Commercial mental handling...What do you mean by that, Write?*
  5017. «Writefag4» Where people would pay to get handling done.
  5018. «Writefag4» Such as the Goldman Corporation.
  5019. «HTBK» *It's a thing. Not much in-depth in the abridged encyclopedia, but it's a thing.*
  5020. «Ewo» "...Egg, I'm sorry about lying to you by pretending I don't remember anything."
  5021. «HTBK» *The Goldman Corporation, you learn, is one of the largest companies in the Under-world*
  5022. «HTBK» *They conjure, they craft, they enchant, and a select few handle.*
  5023. «Globebutt» (writefag4.avi http://youtu.be/2U4QIqN7rso )
  5024. «HTBK» *They are, as far as the encyclopedia is concerned, is legit. Mostly.*
  5025. «Writefag4» Mostly?
  5026. «Egg_Discord» "I knew you were pretending. I figured you were really so set on becoming a pony that you would lie to me if it would get me to accept your choice."
  5027. «HTBK» *It's a hugeass corporation, it's got to be corrupt.*
  5028. «HTBK» *Not that the book presents any notable cases of such.*
  5029. «Ewo» "I know, I just shouldn't have lied..."
  5030. «Egg_Discord» "Besides, I should be apologizing, not you."
  5031. «Writefag4» Could be different down there.
  5032. «HTBK» *Could be.*
  5033. «Puck» *looks between the two... how times have changed...*
  5034. «HTBK» *But as far as the book knows, Goldman and co are on the level.*
  5035. «Writefag4» Look brain. Even if Goldman did handle us it wouldn't explain the C4 and map lying around Dark Horse.
  5036. «Egg_Discord» "I promise, Ewo. If that's what you really want, I'll help you find a way to make this change permanent."
  5037. «Egg_Discord» "But first, we need you to help us change back and stop this from happening to other people. Do we have a deal?" I say this as I hold out my hoof.
  5038. «Puck» *practicing standing with the furniture as support*
  5039. «HTBK» *No, spose it wouldn't.*
  5040. «Puck» >ignoring pain in rear legs<
  5041. «HTBK» *I don't know, can we just go get a belly rub?*
  5042. «Ewo» "Sure. I just might lose it a bit, so I can't really... guarantee it too much."
  5043. «Ewo» "But I'll try my hardest"
  5044. «Puck» (I can almost admire that kind of commitment)
  5045. «Egg_Discord» "That's all I ask. Let's shake hooves on it." I say, still extending my right front leg.
  5046. «Ewo» I shake hooves, smiling.
  5047. «Egg_Discord» "Thank you." is all I say to her.
  5048. «Ewo» "So... is there any sort of plan going on?"
  5049. «Globebutt» "I think Writefag was making one."
  5050. «Puck» "Right, so," *balancing* "Are we going after this Goldman guy?"
  5051. «Egg_Discord» "What do we know so far about him and HS?"
  5052. «Egg_Discord» "I'm afraid I missed a big portion."
  5053. «Writefag4» "Goldman is a respected handler. One of the first to do mental handlings."
  5054. «HTBK» *And thus, Write was named exposition fairy.*
  5055. «Writefag4» "Actually the recorded first."
  5056. «Puck» (Heh, sorry Write)
  5057. «Writefag4» "Also probably the owner or major player of the Goldman Corporation. That produces a lot of magic stuff including handlings."
  5058. «Globebutt» "And we think he owns the brewery I helped Egg blow up."
  5059. «Writefag4» "It was likely his lab that Egg and Globe destroyed."
  5060. «Egg_Discord» "He's that old?" I can't believe it even as I ask the question.
  5061. «Writefag4» "That old?"
  5062. «HTBK» *The corporation was founded around 1910. Dude's pretty old.*
  5063. «Puck» (snap)
  5064. «Globebutt» But I bet he doesn't look half it.
  5065. «Egg_Discord» "Well, what else do you expect me to say? I can't really say that someone being that old surprises me anymore, considering what's been happening to us.
  5066. «Puck» (not a day over 50, right?)
  5067. «Ewo» "I suppose that's how it goes with magic"
  5068. «Writefag4» "Could be. Or it could be a family buisness."
  5069. «Globebutt» (Of course not.)
  5070. «Writefag4» "Generations of enchanters or something."
  5071. «Writefag4» Is there an entry for Lord Goldman himself?
  5072. «Writefag4» I turn a few pages.
  5073. «Puck» *makes my way over, leaning over shoulders / wings*
  5074. «Globebutt» I might as well play shoulder-reader too.
  5075. «Egg_Discord» I try to take a peek as well, with little success.
  5076. «HTBK» *Lord Goldman. Where to even begin. World-class handler, founder and owner of the Goldman Corporation, inventor of Modern Mental Handling, allegedly fought during the American civil war...*
  5077. «HTBK» *You suspect that if this wasn't the abridged dictionary, his entry would go on for pages.*
  5078. «HTBK» encyclopedia*
  5079. «Writefag4» "Okay. Maybe he's old."
  5080. «Puck» "Civil war?!"
  5081. «Globebutt» "Don't think it's a family business," I concur.
  5082. «Puck» "If it says 'owner' I guess not..."
  5083. «Egg_Discord» "Wait, are there any entries on Immortality? I think there might be a connection here."
  5084. «Writefag4» "Anyway. In the brewery you found plastic explosives and a detailed map. Just lying around."
  5085. «Egg_Discord» "Exactly."
  5086. «HTBK» *The GM just had the displeasure of watching the Halo 4/Mountain Dew trailer. That was gay.*
  5087. «Globebutt» I nod.
  5088. «Ewo» "...Would Goldman really have given you roses, Egg?"
  5089. «Puck» "Maybe that had something to do with that creepy guy in the cloak?"
  5090. «Writefag4» "This had the initials HS. Could stand for Hot Stuff. The name of our stripper."
  5091. «Egg_Discord» "...No. I don't think so."
  5092. «Puck» "What do we know about mr spooky?
  5093. «Globebutt» "It makes sense to me."
  5094. «Writefag4» "Mr Spooky?"
  5095. «Writefag4» "Probably just wanted mail delivered."
  5096. «Puck» "That guy in the black cloak with the post man in the saloon."
  5097. «Egg_Discord» "I remember that not even the bartender would say anything about him."
  5098. «Puck» "Yeah.... -maybe-.."
  5099. «Egg_Discord» "That reminds me. I need to find that postman and apologize to him later."
  5100. «Puck» "True, egg. He must be someone of importance."
  5101. «Writefag4» Any entries on Hermes?
  5102. «Puck» "Do you thing he's actually the one of legends?"
  5103. «Writefag4» "I get the feeling though we wouldn't be able to get an answer out of him."
  5104. «Puck» "Like, ancient greek and all that?"
  5105. «HTBK» *Barely a footnote, under that name.*
  5106. «Writefag4» Does the footnote link to other names?
  5107. «Globebutt» "He could tell us who sent you the roses, at least, Egg."
  5108. «Puck» "Could. Might not."
  5109. «HTBK» *Hermes is defined as "Patron deity of medics, thieves, travelers, and couriers. It is also one of The Postman's many alternate titles.*
  5110. «Writefag4» Okay then look at "The Postman"
  5111. «Globebutt» "I think he would have to, Puck. He's not locked up for nothing."
  5112. «Egg_Discord» "That is true. I hope he's willing to help me out despite how I treated him back at the tavern."
  5113. «HTBK» *The Postman. He carries the mail. He will not say anything else.*
  5114. «HTBK» *Seems like a nice guy.*
  5115. «Puck» (We locked im up?)
  5116. «Writefag4» I stare at that entry.
  5117. «Writefag4» I don't think we'll get anything from him.
  5118. «Globebutt» (Popo got 'im in custody.)
  5119. «HTBK» *Speculated by the greater magical community to be an Outsider. He refuses to confirm or deny literally anything about his existence.*
  5120. «Writefag4» "I don't think we'll get any information out of him."
  5121. «HTBK» *The nature of his existence*
  5122. «Puck» (aww shit)
  5123. «Ewo» "Hopefully he'll be understanding enough to accept your apology..."
  5124. «Puck» "Hopefully."
  5125. «Puck» "Otherwise we're probably never going to get any important mail ever again."
  5126. «Ewo» "I don't think anything would stop him from delivering the mail."
  5127. «Writefag4» "Anyway I believe this is all we have to go on. My personal theory was that HS wanted us to destroy the Factility for him or her.
  5128. «Writefag4» "But for some reason could not do so directly."
  5129. «HTBK» *It stands to reason that someone whose entire existence can be summed up with "I deliver the mail" would deliver the mail regardless of personal vendettas.*
  5130. «Writefag4» "Thats where we come in."
  5131. «Puck» >Suppose so<
  5132. «Globebutt» "I don't know why HS would leave us C4 is they didn't want the place blown up."
  5133. «Writefag4» "We could. We were manipulated easily enough, and since we didn't know what was happening there was little chance of it getting found out.
  5134. «Puck» "They probably did want it done, but couldn't themselves."
  5135. «Globebutt» "Rest of your theory sounds pretty good, too. What I've really gotta wonder, though."
  5136. «Globebutt» "Is what we do now."
  5137. «Puck» "Go back down to the Under City?
  5138. «Egg_Discord» "How could they have not done it themselves? The only security was a few cameras that easily went offline and a fat muscle-headed guard who couldn't do his job right."
  5139. «Writefag4» "Thats what I was wondering."
  5140. «Writefag4» "Plus they already must have gotten in since you found the things there."
  5141. «Ewo» "Maybe there was some sort of magic security involved"
  5142. «Puck» "I'm willing to bet it was something more existential. Like plausible deniability or something."
  5143. «Egg_Discord» "What do you mean, Puck?"
  5144. «Writefag4» "Could be either."
  5145. «Puck» "'Course magic is probably more appropriate... Given."
  5146. «Puck» "Either way, all the answers seem to lie in that city, amiright?"
  5147. «Globebutt» "Unless we call Goldman on the phone here."
  5148. «Puck» "We have a number?"
  5149. «Egg_Discord» "Fat chance he'll pick up for us."
  5150. «Writefag4» I wouldn't say that.
  5151. «Globebutt» "Yellow pages."
  5152. «Puck» "Wow. Really?"
  5153. «Globebutt» "He owned the brewery, didn't he?"
  5154. «Puck» "... Well okay, call the man up!"
  5155. «Globebutt» "There's gotta be contact information somewhere."
  5156. «Writefag4» (I think I might actually need to back out soon. I have an 8 hour shift in 4 hours.)
  5157. «Globebutt» I look at my hooves for the umpteenth time today. "I can't dial, though."
  5158. «Globebutt» (We should wrap up in the next six minutes.)
  5159. «Egg_Discord» (Sure thing.)
  5160. «HTBK» (My thoughts exactly Globe.)
  5161. «Writefag4» "I'm not sure we should call at all. For one thing. He's likely not there. The other I hate to say this but..."
  5162. «Writefag4» "Maybe we don't have to lie just not tell the truth until after we're fixed."
  5163. «Writefag4» "There I said it."
  5164. «Egg_Discord» "...What?"
  5165. «Globebutt» "I still think we could come clean now. We don't know it was him that handled us; whatever was in that vat."
  5166. «Egg_Discord» "But... *Sigh* Fine. I can't see any other options anyway."
  5167. «Puck» "maybe he's understand? You were all under a lot of stress..."
  5168. «Writefag4» "Look we're slipping right? I don't want to jepordize it my making it even more complicated than it is."
  5169. «Writefag4» "And we'll still tell the truth. Just not right away. They said it would take a day and its almost noon. Only a few hours to go right?
  5170. «Puck» "Besides, what's the worst he can do, turn us into ponies?"
  5171. «Egg_Discord» "...Alright. Let's go talk to him.
  5172. «Globebutt» I shake my head. "The book mentioned rabbits."
  5173. «Puck» ".....
  5174. «Writefag4» I gulp nerviously. That's not the worst one.
  5175. «Puck» "Well."
  5176. «HTBK» *The GM decides to leave you all on a cliffhanger.*
  5177. «Puck» "Nevermind me then, lets just get on with it."
  5178. «» left the chat.
  5179. «Puck» (Oh that was me)
  5180. «Globebutt» (Sounds superb! Good session. I'll make a log.)
  5181. «HTBK» *With a cough, one of your escorts slips in through the front door.*
  5182. «Puck» Please do!
  5183. «HTBK» "Everyone a'ight in here? Think there's a air alert on, an y'alls, kinda...fragile."
  5184. «Puck» Oh yeah, those statues over there...
  5185. «HTBK» *The last time you saw him, his irises weren't such a stark, vivid...purple.*
  5186. «Egg_Discord» "...Oh no."
  5187. «Globebutt» "Air alert?"
  5188. «Globebutt» "...Oh."
  5189. «Puck» "Oh my...."
  5190. «Egg_Discord» Now I have to deal with the consequences of my actions.
  5191. «Globebutt» (I'm so glad we disposed of Mr. Squeaky.)
  5192. «HTBK» *And many miles away, HS just laughs and laughs and laughs.*
  5193. «HTBK» *Goodnight everyone!*
  5194. «Egg_Discord» (So what's the full name of my pony?)
  5195. «Puck» Damn.
  5196. «HTBK» (Will-o-Wisp)
  5197. «Writefag4» Okay. Goodnight. Going to try and get some sleep. And hopefully a nap during lunch.
  5198. «Puck» I've been had.
  5199. «Writefag4» And after work so I can RP all night again.
  5200. «HTBK» Goodnight to all of you. Globe, am I running tomorrow?
  5201. «Globebutt» I thought I was gonna try, but we can fight over it if need be.
  5202. «Puck» I'd like to see that.
  5203. «Puck» >feels
  5204. «Writefag4» I should be there if late.
  5205. «Writefag4» Goodnight.
  5206. «HTBK» We'll do whichever. If you run tomorrow, I'll use the time to restore my mojo.
  5207. «Puck» >Counter Feels!
  5208. «HTBK» Goodnight, Write.
  5209. «Puck» Night All!
  5210. «HTBK» And I'd like to remind you all that for the past few nights, we have ruined our sleep schedules for the sake of pretending to be little horses on the internet.
  5211. «Puck» This session was... somthing else.
  5212. «HTBK» If someone tells you "You're doing it wrong" tomorrow, they are absolutely right.
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