Title:           Pony Plush Pt 3
Author:          globebuttpone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/0RdjVZJs
First Edit:      Monday 2nd of July 2012 01:35:17 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 2nd of July 2012 01:35:17 AM CDT

>Cat on windowsill in no mood to help
>Gets up, walks to bedroom door
>Demands out
>Younger cat hears older cat on other side of door and gets excited
>Younger cat no longer wants in
>Younger cat just wants to play
>Older cat no longer wants out
>Older cat just wants everything to go away
>Isn't that me?
>Old cat indignantly huffs in distaste as she retreats to the closet
>Sobbing almost becomes laughter
>Squeeze the plush tight, face drenched in tears
"You can take this, Victor. Work it out one step at a time. Maybe it's only temporary!"
>Laugh heartily
"Yeah. It's all going to wear off in a couple of hours, and everything will be back to normal. It's a joke, or a game, or a free trial or something!"
>Such a simple solution!
"I should find out who sent it, though. Yeah. That makes sense. Let's ask the internet."
>Laugh
 
>Slide off bed, head to computer desk
>Push chair out of the way; seat's no good for ponies!
>Still too short to reach mouse or keyboard
>Laugh
>Use forehooves to stand up by desk
>Yeah, I can do this!
>How do I work the computer once I'm standing up, though?
>Laugh
"Of course!"
>Flap wings, stretch
>Cradle mouse with right wing and push it around
>Computer wakes up from hibernation
>Suddenly, Skype
>Try to hit "answer call" with mouse
>Arduously move cursor into place
>Push down emphatically, propelling the mouse off the desk and onto the floor
>Fall down backwards and land on the floor
>Laugh
 
>"Hey, Victor. How are you?"
>Voice sounds almost familiar... is it...?
>"Up to anything important?"
>Guy from pony meetup group I only went to once
>Went bowling a few months back, haven't talked since: hardly know him at all
"Oh, good, it's just you!"
>Nobody important! Hardly an acquaintance! Not even sure why he's still on my contacts list!
>Laugh
>"Victor?"
"I'm a pegasus."
>Laugh enthusiastically
>"Are you feeling all right?"
"Just peachy. I'm a pegasus!"
>"You don't sound so great."
"I've got big blue wings, and all these nifty feathers!"
>"I'm coming over."
>Since when does he know where my house is? And why would I let anyone in?
>Laugh
"Comin' right outta my fuckin' back. And they even work! I can fly!"
>Stretch wings out, fold them back
>"I'll be there in a bit."
>Laugh
>Call ends
>Roll over onto back
>Kick bed; knock off plush
>Grab with hooves, snuggle close
>Laughter turns to sobbing
>Fall asleep on the floor