Title: pedo doctor fluffy pony Author: ghosts44 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/hjC08XZj First Edit: Saturday 23rd of June 2012 04:06:37 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 23rd of June 2012 04:06:37 AM CDT >You're a doctor. >Not the check up kind. >Not the surgery kind. >Not the timey wimey 4th doctor is the best kind. >You're a special doctor. >You help pedophiles get over their sickness. >Usually the pedophiles come to you asking for help because they're thinking about doing something horrible. >Raping a child, saving CP, etc. >Sometimes the ones in jail get a chance to come to you for help. >Others are ones who have already done something and had enough money to pay bail and come to you. >Knock at a door. >"Come in" you say as you do you paper work. >"D-doctor?" a man with a messy 5 o'clock shadow says as he enters. >"Doctor. please..please help me before I do something bad" he stutters. >"Something bad?" you ask without looking up from your desk. >"Yes..very bad" >"Does it involve a child?" you ask without looking up. >"Y-y-yes...my son..please I don't want to hurt him..." >You finally look up from your paper work and look him dead in the eye. >"Have you always been a pedophile?" you ask him calmly. >"No...I don't know what's wrong...after the divorce I only see him once a week and now-" >"Common problem" you say as you cut him off" >"So what do you want to do to him?" you ask. >"I..I...I don't know...I just want to rape him...oh god..WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!" yells. >"Calm down...people have issues like this more often than you think, come with me" you say as you open the door to the storage room. >You grab a box marked "Males" open it. >The storage room comes to life with the babble of various male fluffy ponies. >"Ah! Wight!" >"Aiw! Bweath!" >"Hungies!" >"Why fwien no move?!" >"Owies..." >"Why no weggies?" >"Why take mama?" >"Nuuu not again!" >"W-what? Fluffy Ponies? How w-will that he- oh you can't be serious doctor!" >You look him dead in the eye. >"I am. And it will help you." you say sternly. >You hold the box to him. >"Take your pick" you say calmly" >"Doctor! There has to be an o-" >"No. There is no other way except jail. If you want to see your son again you'll do this!" you say as you raise your voice. >The man looks down into the box of colorful fluff balls. >He tries to pick one but cant. >He closes his eyes and grabs one at random. >It's a yellowish-green colt with a blue mane and tail. >He only has three legs, he was dropped off from an owner who probably abused him or something. >"Doctor...why?! Why fluffy ponies?!" >"Because they're child like." you explain. >He just stares down at the crying stallion. >"But I don't want a pet! How will a pet help?" the asks you. >"Pet?" you ask with a sly smile. >"What do you mean?" he asks as you simply stare at him. >Suddenly he understands. >"Y-you want me to do what?!"he stutters to you. >You reach into another box marked "PROTECTION" and pull out a box of condoms. >You hold them up to him. >"When do you see your son again?" you ask him as he hangs his head down. >"In..in 4 days" he says. >"I want you to give anal sex to this fluffy every time you even THINK about doing something to your son" you say as you toss him the condom box. >"B..b-but" >"No buts!" you say sternly. >"Either you listen to me or you listen to your son as he is showing the judge where you touched him with that special doll!" >He simply stares at you for moment but soon nods his head. >"Y-y-es...doctor." he says as he picks up the stallion >"New daddy fo' bumble?! NEW DADDY!" it squeals in delight. >"See me the day before your son visits." you tell him as you put the box back. >"Yes doctor...see you soon" he says as he walks away. >"NEW DADDY! WUV WUV WUV YOU!" the fluffy squeals. >end part one.