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By: ghosts44 on Jun 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.58 KB  |  hits: 445  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You're a doctor.
  2. >Not the check up kind.
  3. >Not the surgery kind.
  4. >Not the timey wimey 4th doctor is the best kind.
  5. >You're a special doctor.
  6. >You help pedophiles get over their sickness.
  7. >Usually the pedophiles come to you asking for help because they're thinking about doing something horrible.
  8. >Raping a child, saving CP, etc.
  9. >Sometimes the ones in jail get a chance to come to you for help.
  10. >Others are ones who have already done something and had enough money to pay bail and come to you.
  11. >Knock at a door.
  12. >"Come in" you say as you do you paper work.
  13. >"D-doctor?" a man with a messy 5 o'clock shadow says as he enters.
  14. >"Doctor. please..please help me before I do something bad" he stutters.
  15. >"Something bad?" you ask without looking up from your desk.
  16. >"Yes..very bad"
  17. >"Does it involve a child?" you ask without looking up.
  18. >"Y-y-yes...my son..please I don't want to hurt him..."
  19. >You finally look up from your paper work and look him dead in the eye.
  20. >"Have you always been a pedophile?" you ask him calmly.
  21. >"No...I don't know what's wrong...after the divorce I only see him once a week and now-"
  22. >"Common problem" you say as you cut him off"
  23. >"So what do you want to do to him?" you ask.
  24. >"I..I...I don't know...I just want to rape him...oh god..WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!" yells.
  25. >"Calm down...people have issues like this more often than you think, come with me" you say as you open the door to the storage room.
  26. >You grab a box marked "Males" open it.
  27. >The storage room comes to life with the babble of various male fluffy ponies.
  28. >"Ah! Wight!"
  29. >"Aiw! Bweath!"
  30. >"Hungies!"
  31. >"Why fwien no move?!"
  32. >"Owies..."
  33. >"Why no weggies?"
  34. >"Why take mama?"
  35. >"Nuuu not again!"
  36. >"W-what? Fluffy Ponies? How w-will that he- oh you can't be serious doctor!"
  37. >You look him dead in the eye.
  38. >"I am. And it will help you." you say sternly.
  39. >You hold the box to him.
  40. >"Take your pick" you say calmly"
  41. >"Doctor! There has to be an o-"
  42. >"No. There is no other way except jail. If you want to see your son again you'll do this!" you say as you raise your voice.
  43. >The man looks down into the box of colorful fluff balls.
  44. >He tries to pick one but cant.
  45. >He closes his eyes and grabs one at random.
  46. >It's a yellowish-green colt with a blue mane and tail.
  47. >He only has three legs, he was dropped off from an owner who probably abused him or something.
  48. >"Doctor...why?! Why fluffy ponies?!"
  49. >"Because they're child like." you explain.
  50. >He just stares down at the crying stallion.
  51. >"But I don't want a pet! How will a pet help?" the asks you.
  52. >"Pet?" you ask with a sly smile.
  53. >"What do you mean?" he asks as you simply stare at him.
  54. >Suddenly he understands.
  55. >"Y-you want me to do what?!"he stutters to you.
  56. >You reach into another box marked "PROTECTION" and pull out a box of condoms.
  57. >You hold them up to him.
  58. >"When do you see your son again?" you ask him as he hangs his head down.
  59. >"In..in 4 days" he says.
  60. >"I want you to give anal sex to this fluffy every time you even THINK about doing something to your son" you say as you toss him the condom box.
  61. >"B..b-but"
  62. >"No buts!" you say sternly.
  63. >"Either you listen to me or you listen to your son as he is showing the judge where you touched him with that special doll!"
  64. >He simply stares at you for moment but soon nods his head.
  65. >"Y-y-es...doctor." he says as he picks up the stallion
  66. >"New daddy fo' bumble?! NEW DADDY!" it squeals in delight.
  67. >"See me the day before your son visits." you tell him as you put the box back.
  68. >"Yes doctor...see you soon" he says as he walks away.
  69. >"NEW DADDY! WUV WUV WUV YOU!" the fluffy squeals.
  70. >end part one.