Title:           fluffy pony tissue
Author:          ghosts44
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/QTqWuPyz
First Edit:      Wednesday 4th of July 2012 01:55:32 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 4th of July 2012 01:55:32 AM CDT

>Be at home with your pink female fluffy pony.
>Haven't named her yet.
>Can't think of one right now, you're sick as dog.
>You feel your nose dripping and reach for the box of tissues.
>Your hand touches air as you try and grab a tissue.
>Shit, you're out of tissues.
>"Wah wong? Daddy sick? Nee' huggsies?" your fluffy says as she looks up from her blocks.
>Reach for fluffy pony.
>"Yay! Upsies!" she squees,
>You bring your face into her belly fluffy.
>"Yay! Wasbewweh!" she giggles.
>You begin to blow through your nose a little bit.
>"Wittle wasbewweh!" she laughs.
>With the force of a thousand suns you let lose a giant wad of wet and dry snot into her belly fluffy.
>At first she laughs at begins to cry once she feels the snot.
>"Nuu! No sicky sticky! No wan' sicky sticky wawa!"
>You drop her back on the floor and she rolls up into a ball.
>"Ah! Sicky sticky gween wawa! Pwese cwean fwuffy!"
>You can breath now.
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Still feel like shit.
>"Just click it clean like a cat or something" you say as you let out a sigh.
>She listens and begins to lick her belly.
>She takes a little lick and lets out a face of pure horror and disgust.
>"*GAK!* NUuu! *Ack** no taste gud!" she says as she tries to force it down.
>"Pweese gif baf time!"
>"Shaddup and lick yourself clean, daddy doesn't feel well.."
>She keeps licking herself.
>She is gagging on your snot and is now curled up in a ball.
>"Pweese gif baf tiems! Yucky yucky!"
>You have the perfect name now.
>"Shaddup, Tissue"