- >Be at home with your pink female fluffy pony.
- >Haven't named her yet.
- >Can't think of one right now, you're sick as dog.
- >You feel your nose dripping and reach for the box of tissues.
- >Your hand touches air as you try and grab a tissue.
- >Shit, you're out of tissues.
- >"Wah wong? Daddy sick? Nee' huggsies?" your fluffy says as she looks up from her blocks.
- >Reach for fluffy pony.
- >"Yay! Upsies!" she squees,
- >You bring your face into her belly fluffy.
- >"Yay! Wasbewweh!" she giggles.
- >You begin to blow through your nose a little bit.
- >"Wittle wasbewweh!" she laughs.
- >With the force of a thousand suns you let lose a giant wad of wet and dry snot into her belly fluffy.
- >At first she laughs at begins to cry once she feels the snot.
- >"Nuu! No sicky sticky! No wan' sicky sticky wawa!"
- >You drop her back on the floor and she rolls up into a ball.
- >"Ah! Sicky sticky gween wawa! Pwese cwean fwuffy!"
- >You can breath now.
- >Feelsgoodman.jpg
- >Still feel like shit.
- >"Just click it clean like a cat or something" you say as you let out a sigh.
- >She listens and begins to lick her belly.
- >She takes a little lick and lets out a face of pure horror and disgust.
- >"*GAK!* NUuu! *Ack** no taste gud!" she says as she tries to force it down.
- >"Pweese gif baf time!"
- >"Shaddup and lick yourself clean, daddy doesn't feel well.."
- >She keeps licking herself.
- >She is gagging on your snot and is now curled up in a ball.
- >"Pweese gif baf tiems! Yucky yucky!"
- >You have the perfect name now.
- >"Shaddup, Tissue"
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