- >Be a gold colored male fluffy earth pony named Rolex.
- >You live in The Big Woods alone.
- >Your old daddy took you camping but left you tied to a tree.
- >Silly daddy!
- >He rope thing he tied you with came undone after a day or two and you tried to look for him.
- >But you couldn't find him.
- >Meh, you got a stream for water and the grassie tastes good.
- >Sometimes you find a flower and that tastes really good!
- >Right now you're just walking in The Big Woods, enjoying the nice breeze and pretty flowers.
- >"Oooh!"
- >Huh? What was that noise? Sounds like a fluffy!
- >"Ahh! Haha!"
- >There it is again! It is another fluffy!
- >Sounds like a girl and little fluffy, maybe a baby1
- >You scamper as fast as you can to where you heard the noise.
- >You come to a clearing and you peek through some leaves and see a mommy and a little female foal chasing each other.
- >"Babeh gon git yoo mommy!" the little pink foal shouts.
- >"Nuh uh babeh! Yoo can't catch mama!" the mommy shouts.
- >A little bit past them you see the foals daddy nibbling on a pretty flower.
- >Your shift your eyes back over to the foal as she stands still and nibbles on a flower with her mommy.
- >Your eyes are locked on her fluffy little butt.
- >You can't take your eyes off of the foal.
- >Your little heart begins to go thump thump thump really really fast!
- >You see her little pee-pee place and you gasp at how pretty it is.
- >The mommy,daddy and foal hear you and cuddle in fright.
- >"M-m---munsta!" the foal cries as she hugs her mommy.
- >"Nuu! Not munsta!" you say as you scamper out of the bushes and run over to the fluffies.
- >"New fwien?" they all shout as they all run over for a giant fluffy hug.
- >The foal hugs you first and you hug her back.
- >You feel your pee-pee place getting big as you feel her fluffy body.
- >As soon as the other fluffies hug you your pee-pee place gets little again.
- >But now the foal is hugging you again and digger her fluffy head into your body.
- >"Wuv new fwien!" she squeaks as she cuddles you.
- >Your pee-pee place is big again and you start to feel her pee-pee place.
- >As you touch it with your hoof she squeaks in shock.
- >"Nuuu! No touch speciaw pwace!" she shrieks as she runs back to her mommy.
- >Her daddy, a unicorn puffs up his cheeks at you and starts to use a mean voice.
- >"NO TOUCH BABEH PWACE! BABEH TOO WITTLE!" he says as he charges you with his horn.
- >As he is about to hit you, you turn around and buck him right in the face.
- >You hear a big loud crack and when you turn around you see his body without his head!
- >You see his head roll around in the dirt before it stops in front of the foal and her mommy.
- >The bottom of the head is bloody and the foal and mommy are crying in terror.
- >The mouth is babbling random talk for a good couple seconds.
- >Suddenly blood shoots out of his mouth onto the mommy fluffy.
- >She screams in terror as the head just looks at her.
- >The head lays still and all you hear is a small "owies..." before it's eyes roll into it's head.
- >You look back over to the mommy and foal and you see the mommy is tightly hugging the foal.
- >The foal's back is to you and you see her pee-pee place.
- >Your pee-pee place gets really hard and you feel your rage building.
- >"GIMME YOO FOAW!" you shout as you scamper over to the mare.
- >"NUU! PWESE NO TAKE BABEH!" she cries as she hold her foal tighter.
- >"MAMA! MAMA!" the foal cries.
- >"GIMME FOAW!" you say as push the mare back with your hooves.
- >"Nuu!" she cries as she gets sent backwards and lands in the dirt.
- >The foal is shaking in fear as you slowly walk towards her.
- >You loom over her and she is in your shadow.
- >She squeaks in fright as you look down at her.
- >"HEWWO...WITTLE FOAW" you say with a pedobear face as you flip her around and pin her town with your hoof.
- >"NO HUWT...NO TOUCH SPECIAW PWACE!" she squeaks.
- >"NUUU!" you hear from behind.
- >You turn around and you the mommy running at you with a stick in her mouth.
- >You flick a small rock on the foal's tail so she can't move.
- >"WHY NO MOVE? WHY NO WUN?" she squeals as she tries to get away.
- >"NUUU!" the mare cries again.
- >You quickly dash to the right and run at the side of the mare.
- >She's already scampering as fast as she can and can't turn to stop.
- >You run at her and jump on top of her.
- >"YOO TWY HUWT WOWEX?" you growl at her.
- >"Jus' wan save babeh.." she whimpers as you loom over her.
- >"WOWEX WAN YOO FOAW...YOU GIF TOO WOWEX?" you growl back.
- >"Nuu! Is mai babeh pwese no take!" she says.
- >"WOWNG ANSA! WOWEX GET WAT WOWEX WAN'" you say to her.
- >"Nuu!"
- >"SHADDUP! YOO MAEK WOWEX MAD! WOWEX GIF BIG OWIES!" you shout at her.
- >You begin to slam your hooves down on to the mare.
- >With each hit she squeals in pain.
- >The foal begs you top stop but you can't hear her, you keep pounding on the mommy.
- >You hit her one last time and you hear large crack and the mare goes limp.
- >"NOBODY TEWW WOWEX NO WEN WOWEX WAN FOAW!" you shout at the air.
- >You turn back towards the foal who is curled up into a ball and crying.
- >Pedobearface.jpg
- >"HEWWO FOAW..." you say as you stare at her.
- >"Nuuu..." she whimpers.
- >You quickly turn her over as she cries.
- >Your pee-pee place is HUGE.
- >You hold your body over the foal and insert your pee pee place into hers.
- >"NUUU! PWESE STOP! NO WAN'!" she squeals as you hump her.
- >"SHADDUP FOAW! WOWEX GIF SPECIAW HUGGIES TO FOAW! NO TAWK OW WOWEX KIWW!" you say as you rapidly hump her.
- >She is no longer begging you to stop but is instead squealing in protest and making various chirps.
- >You go on for a few seconds and finish and the white juice shoots out of your pee pee place.
- >With the last of your energy you flip the rock back onto her tail and fall down on your back and go to sleep.
- >You wake up, energy fully restored.
- >You look to your left and see the foal curled up into a ball, fast asleep.
- >Your pee pee place gets big again.
- "HEWWO FOAW" you say as you mount her.
- >"NUUUUU!"
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