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fluffy pony pancake

By: ghosts44 on Jun 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.35 KB  |  hits: 278  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be the korean teenage son of a korean family.
  2. >Work in a fluffy pony shelter.
  3. >You're still in highschool, needed a job.
  4. >People come and go with their fluffies.
  5. >Right now it's play time.
  6. >You press a button and all the cages open and the fluff balls wander out.
  7. >"Pway?" they all ask.
  8. >"Yes fluffies...play" you say as you toss in the deflated ball and some old and dirty wooden blocks.
  9. >"Pway pway pway!" they all shout as they stampede towards the toys.
  10. >They sit in the playpen hugging, building and chasing the ball
  11. >You see your favorite.
  12. >She's a yellow mare with a few missing teeth and three hooves.
  13. >She says you're her favorite "watcha pewson".
  14. >When you step in the pen she scampers as quickly over to you as she can and nuzzles your legs.
  15. >"Shine wuv yoo!" she says as you hugs you.
  16. >At dinner you give her an extra treat
  17. >Fruitsnacks, cookies, nothing too big.
  18. >"Yay! Tweat fo' shine!" she giggles as you put them in her bowl.
  19. >At night when you have to read the bed time stories to the fluffies you sit right next to her so she can hear it the best.
  20. >She smiles at you as you read.
  21. >At closing time you close her up last so she can have extra time to wander the play pen.
  22. >When you lock her in her cage she starts to whimper.
  23. >"No! No weave pwease! No weave shine!" she begs.
  24. >"Sorry" you say as you pull down her nightime curtain.
  25. >"No! Pwease take shine! Shine wuv yoo!"
  26. >She wants you to take her.
  27. >You turn around and pull of her sheet.
  28. >"What?" you ask the crying yellow fluffball.
  29. >"Pwese..shine wuv yoo...pwease take wif yoo..pwese be shine's daddy!"
  30. >Without saying anything you unhook her cage and grab the little yellow ball.
  31. >"Okay" you whisper to her"
  32. >"Yay! Wuv yoo! Yoo daddy!" she says as she hugs you as hard as she can.
  33. >You hop on your bike and peddle home with her in your basket.
  34. >"Go fast! So fast!" she giggles as you peddle home.
  35. >You get home and take your bike to the garage and grab the smiling yellow fluff ball and walk in.
  36. >"Yay new home! New home!" she giggles.
  37. >It's only 11, but everyone in your asian house is sleeping.
  38. >You place her in your little brother's play pen and go to find the old litter box from your mom's old cat.
  39. >You can't find it, and just grab her and take her to bed.
  40. >"Yay! Sweep wif daddy!" she says as she lays on your chest.
  41. >"Goo' night daddy! Shine wuv yoo!" she says as she nuzzles your chest.
  42. >Morning.
  43. >"SON! COME DOWN FO'BREAKFAST" your dad yells.
  44. >You look around for shine and see a little ball under some clothes in your hamper.
  45. >Guess she found that in the middle of the night.
  46. >You think it's a good a idea just to let her sleep.
  47. >You come down stairs and sit at the table.
  48. >"Very gud breakfast!" your dad yells as he loads up your plate with what looks like pancakes.
  49. >"Very specurr" he says.
  50. >"Special? They're just pancakes, dad" you grunt.
  51. >"No! Dese very gord! These fruffy prony pancake!" he says as your mom, sister, and baby brother enter the room.
  52. >It hits you.
  53. >"F-fluffy pony pancakes?" you stutter.
  54. >"OH YES VERY GURD! FRUFFY PRONY BREAK IN HOURSE AND SREEP IN YOU ROOM."
  55. >Your heart beats faster.
  56. >"UGRE RITTLE DING! HAVE TREE LEG!" he laughs.
  57. >"ANYWAY EAT UP! YOU MUST REAN ALL DA RANGUAGES OF DA WORLD SOON!" he says as pulls up a giant stack of textbooks.
  58. >You look down at your fluffy pony pancake and you see that it's really yellow.
  59. >Shines yellow.
  60. >Burst into tears.