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fluff wan baca

By: ghosts44 on Jun 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.76 KB  |  hits: 198  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Saturday morning.
  2. >Be in the kitchen making breakfast.
  3. >Eggs and bacon with milk.
  4. >You're purple mare, Berry, loves bacon and eggs.
  5. >She calls it "Baca n' eggsies"
  6. >Cute.
  7. >Setting the table and you hear a cute little yawn from the hallway.
  8. >"Goodmownin' daddy wah' fo bwekfest?" she says with a little yawn.
  9. >"Take a sniff" you say as you pick her up and set her in her highchair.
  10. >She takes a big sniff and gets a giant smile on her little face.
  11. >"EGGSIES N BACA!" she cutely yells as she hugs you.
  12. >"WUV EGGSIES AND BAC! WUV DADDY!" she says.
  13. >You get her favorite pink plate and pile it with eggs and bacon and stand in front of her.
  14. >"NUMMIES! BACA! WUV NUMMIES!" she happily giggles.
  15. >"You know who else loves nummies?" you ask her.
  16. >"Who?! Who?!" she says as she laughs.
  17. >"DADDY DOES!" you say as you eat some bacon.
  18. >"Mmmm! Good nummies!" you say as you continue to eat in front of her.
  19. >"WAH?! BEWWY WAN EGGSIES!" she cries as you continue to eat.
  20. >"Mmmmm! Good!" you say as you finish the eggs.
  21. >She's crying her little eyes out but stops when she sees a plate of bacon.
  22. >"BACA! PWESE GIF?" she says as she holds her hooves up.
  23. >You grab a few slices and and dangle them in front of her.
  24. >"WUV BACA!" she says as she reaches for them.
  25. >"So do I!" you say as you start to eat the bacon.
  26. >"NUUU! WAN' BACA PWESE GIF! HUNGIES HUNGIES!
  27. >You continue to eat the bacon, slowly savoring each bite as she watches.
  28. >"pweese...HUNGIES WAN BACA!" you she says as her tummy growls.
  29. >You eat the last piece and he begins to ball her eyes out.
  30. >"Mmm! Good!" you say as you pic up the crying lump of fluff and place her on the ground.
  31. >She lays in the middle of the floor clutching her tummy.
  32. >"Hungies..." she says.
  33. >"Baca...eggsies..." she cries.
  34. >You do this every Saturday.
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