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Rolex the fluffy pony pedo.

By: ghosts44 on Jun 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.60 KB  |  hits: 344  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be a gold colored male fluffy pony named Rolex.
  2. >You live in The Big Woods.
  3. >Daddy left you tied to a tree one day when you went camping.
  4. >Silly daddy!
  5. >The rope came undone and  you live alone for a long time.
  6. >Just yesterday you saw a foal and her mommy and daddy.
  7. >You wanted to give special huggies to that foal so much.
  8. >So much you had to give big owies to her mommy and daddy to do it.
  9. >She screams and cry and says her pee pee place hurts but you don't care.
  10. >You love the feeling when you shoot out the milk.
  11. >You just woke up after a long night of giving special huggies to that foal.
  12. >You came BUCKETS.
  13. >You look over to your left and see the foal with the rock still on her tail.
  14. >She's holding her tummy and crying "owies..hungies"
  15. >Hungies.
  16. >You're hungies too!
  17. >You get up at begin to nibble and some grassie next to the foal.
  18. >"So hungies..babeh tummy huwt" she moans in pain.
  19. >You rip up some grassie and toss it down next to her.
  20. >"Eat gwassie foaw!" you say as you nudge her to it.
  21. >"Nuuu! Wan' miwk! No can eat big fwuffie foodies!" she whimpers.
  22. >Milk.
  23. >You have milk!
  24. "Wan' miwk?" you ask her as you get your pedobear face on.
  25. >"Got miwk?" she says as she lifts her fluffy head up to look at you.
  26. >"Wowex haf miwk!" you say as you grab her fluffy head between your hooves.
  27. >Your pee pee place is HUGE.
  28. >Your pee pee place is throbbing and pulsing as veins show.
  29. >You jam your pee pee place into the foals mouth.
  30. >"Gak! Hmgg! Mpmhh! ak ak! Mpphhhh!"
  31. >You slide her head back and forth, up and down.
  32. >You feel the milk about to shoot out.
  33. >"Nu ak! Gak! mpppgh! MPPPGH!!!"
  34. >You feel her tears fall onto your pee pee place and it makes it bigger.
  35. >You begin to slam your pee pee place deeper in her mouth and increase the speed of her head.
  36. >"MPPH! MPPH! MPPPPPPPHHMMHMHMMH AK AKA MPHHHH GAK!"
  37. >You slam it so far down her throat and you let out a huge grunt as you feel buckets of milk shoot out of your pee pee place.
  38. >You pull it out of her mouth and milk begins to come up out of her throat in bubbles.
  39. >She lays on the ground in a puddle of your milk coughing and hacking.
  40. >"Cant...cant'''bweeth"
  41. >She coughs up so much of your milk.
  42. >After she shoots up a giant wad she lays down in the puddle, weaker then she was before.
  43. >"Ah..hungies" she cries out in a whisper.
  44. >"HUNGIES? WOWEX GIF YOO MIWK! EAT WOWEX MIWK!" you say with your meanest voice.
  45. >"Nuuu *GAK* wan *GAK GAK* m-m-m-ama's miwk"
  46. >You feel your rage building up.
  47. >"NUUUU! EAT WOWEX MIWK!" you scream at her.
  48. >You begin to slam her little head into the huge puddle of your milk.
  49. >"DWINK!" you shout as you pull her head up out of it.
  50. >She lets out a little lick and makes a face.
  51. >"Nuuu nu wan' dis!"
  52. >"DIWNK OW WOWEX GIF OWIES!"
  53. >She gasps in panic and begins to lap up your milk.
  54. >She laps up a good amount then falls over and curls up into a ball and begins to sleep.
  55. >"Owies..hungies...wan sweepeis..." she says.
  56. >You smile with satisfaction.
  57. >You feel good about yourself.
  58. >You fed this foal with your own milk!
  59. >You hear some humans talking.
  60. >Humans? Out here? How weird!" you think to yourself as you flip the rock back on the foals tail.
  61. >The two humans come running out of The Big Woods.
  62. >They are wearing really short shorts and white shirts with no sleeves
  63. >You know what that is! It's "runners clothes"
  64. >Your old daddy used to run in stuff like that.
  65. >"What the fuck?" one of the humans says to you.
  66. >"Oh shit! Hey bill come over here! Look! A fluffy pedophile!"
  67. >"No kidding?"
  68. >A third man appears from behind and joins them as they look down at you.
  69. >"Hewwo! Am wowex! Dis foaw! I gif speciaw huggies to foaw!" you say as you smile up at them.
  70. >"Oh shit that's awesome!" one of them says as he scratches you behind your ears.
  71. >"Hey little guy why does she have a rock on her tail?" one of them says.
  72. >"So she no move! So she no wun! Wan' keep gifin speciaw huggies to foaw!" you tell him.
  73. >"Oh shit! You're a smart mother fucker that's right!"
  74. >"Here little guy, this might be a better idea, let me see your leg" one of them says.
  75. >You let him see your hoofsie and he ties a string around it.
  76. >Then he grabs the foal out of the puddle of your milk and ties it around her belly!
  77. >"Nuuu! Why stwing! Why no hewp babeh! Pweese hewp!" she cries as she reaches up for the human.
  78. >The human gives her a little flick to the face.
  79. >"Shaddup, you're my man Rolex's bitch now!" he says.
  80. >They scratch you behind your ears and give you a belly rub and leave you with a bowl of candy nummies.
  81. >"Cya Rolex!" they say as they run off.
  82. >You move your hoof that has the string on it and the foal jerks towards you with a squeal.
  83. >Pedobearface.jpg.
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