Leaf the fluffy pony goes oink

>Come home after a long day at work.

>Fucking tired as hell.

>Just wanna relax, unwind, and drink some fluffy pony shit.

>Wait what?! Fluffy Pony shit!?

>You're fluffy pony Leaf has broke out of his safe room it looks like.

>Shit and piss everywhere.

>"Lalalalalal" you hear from your side room.

>You walk over and stand in the doorway.

>Leaf is singing as he jumps up and down on a the couch.

>"Lalalala"

>"Ahem"

>"Lalalalaalalal"

>"ahem"

>"LALALAL"

>"AHEM MOTHER FUCKER!"

>He gets startled as falls off the couch and lands on his fluffy head.

>"Wah! Daddy scawe weaf!" he says as he rubs his head.

>"Daddy kiss boo-boo betta?" he asks as he walks up and hugs your legs.

>You shake him off and he goes flying into the wall.

>"WAAAH! Owies! Why huwt weaf?"

>"WHAT THE FUCK, LEAF? WHY ARE YOU OUT OF THE SAFETY ROOM?"

>"Weaf bowed! Wan' pway in ova wooms!" he protests.

>"YOU SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE! SHITS ALL KNOCKED OVER AND THE COUCH IS A FUCKING MESS"

>"Wah! Sawy! Sawy! Weaf sawy!" he says as tears form in his eyes.

>You grab him by the scruff of his fluffy neck and he begins to whimper into his hooves as you carry him into the kitchen.

>"PWESE...NO HUWT WEAF....SAWY...SAWY!"

>"SORRY? YOU'RE SORRY MOTHER FUCKER?"

"YES! YES! SAWY SAWY!"

>"SORRY ISN'T GONNA CUT IT MOTHER FUCKER, I FUCKING PUT YOU IN THE SAFETY ROOM FOR A FUCKING REASON. I HAVE A LITTLE BOX FOR A FUCKING REASON. KNOW WHAT THE REASONS ARE, LEAFE?!"

>He begins to sob into the floor.

>"PWEESE NO HUWT WEAF! SAWY SAWY!"

>You grab the broom and prod him in his stomach.

>"TELL ME WHY I HAVE A SAFETY ROOM, TELL ME MOTHER FUCKER"

>He blubbers into his hooves.

>You prod him harder and he yelps.

>"TELL ME BEFORE I FUCKING BREAK YOUR DAMN NECK"

>"*hic*YOU HAVE SAFE WO*hic*OOM SO WEAF *hic* NO GET HUWT"

>"WHY DO I HAVE A FUCKING LITTLE BOX?" you scream as you prod him harder in his chest.

>"SO WEAF NO MAKE POOPIES ON FWOOR!"

>"THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BREAK OUT OF THE SORRY ROOM AND SHIT ON THE FLOOR?"

>He shrugs as he blubbers.

>"YOU DON'T KNOW? YOU DON'T KNOW? GIVE ME A REASON YOU DUMBASS"

>"WEAF DUN' KNO WHY!" he hiccups.

>You turn the broom so the bristles now face him.

>"TELL ME MOTHER FUCKER"

>"PWESE NO SAWY-"

>You proceed to bash him back and forth with the broom.

>He is screaming for you to stop but you bash him harder.

>"HAVE A REASON YET MOTHER FUCKER?"

>"DUN' KNO! SAWY SAWY SAWY! NO HUWT PWESE STOOOOPP!"

>You flip him onto his back and begin to prod his chest.

>"YOU EXPECT ME TO THINK THAT?"

>"ah...ah..owies...pwese no'-"

>You prod him harder and he squeals in pain.

>"Pwese.....owies.."

>You prod him harder once again and he cries.

>"SQUEAL LIKE A PIG MOTHER FUCKER"

>"Wah? Weaf nawt pig! Weaf fwu-"

>You poke him harder.

>"SQUEAL DAMMIT"

>"WAH! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK! SEE? DAT GUD DADDY? WEAF SQUEE WIKE PIGGY MUNSTA! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK! SEE? PWESE NO HUWT! WEAF MAKE OINK SOUNDS! OINK OINK!"

>You slap him with the bristles and he goes flying into the wall.

>"PIGS DON'T GO OINK YOU DUMBASS, I NEVER HEARD A PIG GO OINK NOW SQUEAL!"

>"WEAF DUN KNO' WAH' SOUN' MAEK! OINK OINK OINK! MAKE PIGGY NOISE! SEE DADDY? OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK! PWESE NO MO' SAWY STICK! OINK OINK OINK! OINK OINK OINK OINK! SEE? WEAF PIGGY! WEAF IS UGWEE PIGGY! OINK OINK OINK! WEAF DUM DUM PIGGY! OINK!"

>"i've had enough of this bullshit" you say as you grab him by his leg.

>"PWESE NO MO.."

>You carry him down into your dark basement.

>He begins to wriggle in your hands.

>"PWEESE! NO WAN' SAWY SAFE! NO WAN SAWY SAFE!"

>"TOO BAD LEAF, YOU STUPID SACK OF SHIT"

>You put in the key code and the safe opens and you jam him in there.

>"PWESE WET OUT! WEAF SAWY! WEAF GO OINK! WEAF BE UGWEE PIGGY MUNSTA1 OINK OINK! PWESE WET OWT! OINK OINK DAT GUD DADDY? OINK!"

>"KEEP ON SQUEALING AND I MIGHT LET YOU OUT!"

>You go upstairs as he oinks.

>You clean the shit and piss and trash and go to bed.

>Before you go you check on Leaf.

>He's still oinking.

>Mother fucker better keep oinking.