- >It's Saturday morning.
- >You and your teal fluffy mare named Delilah's favorite day of the week.
- >You wake up at 7:30, 30 minutes before you get your little bundle of fluff up.
- >You put on your robe and put on some coffee before you go and get the paper.
- >You pick up the paper which is neatly placed on your door mat and breath in the fresh morning air.
- >You hear the buzzer on the coffee pot go off and you back inside and pour yourself a cup.
- >You pour yourself a cup and pop in some frosted strawberry poptarts in the toaster.
- >You set some bacon strips on a plate with a paper towel on it and place it in the microwave for 5 minutes.
- >The poptarts pop and you take them and place them on Delilah's favorite pink plate with the yellow sunflower on it.
- >Look at the clock, 9:45.
- >The bacon goes off and you set it on a little yellow plate with a pink flower and place it on the table next to the poptarts
- >You pour some milk for Delilah and another cup of coffee for yourself.
- >You check the clock and see that it's now 9:50.
- >Perfect, you got some time to make two Omelets.
- >You make two cheese omelets, one for you, one for Delilah.
- >You set yours down and take three strips of bacon from the plate and place them next to your omelet.
- >You check the poptarts and they've cooled enough for Delilah's tender little tongue.
- >You check the clock and it's exactly 8:00.
- >You head upstairs and peek into Delilah's room.
- >It's really just a closet in the spare room.
- >But you hung up pictures of her favorite things and have her toy chest in there.
- >You slowly walk over to her little pillow and shes all wrapped up in her blanky.
- >"Delilah...wake up" you say as you rub her little head.
- >She stirs for a bit and rolls over.
- >"Nuu...wan sweepy..." she yawns.
- >"But Delilah! It's Saturday!" you say as you scratch behind her ear.
- >"WAH?! SATADAY?! YAAAY!" she says as she jumps up from her pillow.
- >"HUGS FO DADDY!" she says as she hugs your leg.
- >>"Pweese cawwy down staiws?! Wan upsies!" she says as she smiles up at you.
- >"Sure, c'mon girl" you say as you pick her up.
- >"Dewiwah wuv yoo daddy!" she says as she nuzzles against you while you carry her into the kitchen.
- >You set her down on the floor and rub her head.
- "Love you too Delilah" you say.
- >You cutely sniffs at the air and smiles.
- >"Daddy wut' fo bweakfest?"
- >You smile ant help her into her highchair.
- >Her eyes open wide as she sees the plates you're bring to her.
- >"POPTAWTS! BACA! MIWK!" she squeals in delight as she cutely wiggles her hooves in excitement.
- >"Daddy?" she says while she looks at you,
- >"What, princess>" you say as you boop her nose.
- >"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" she says cutely.
- >"Whats that?" you ask confused.
- >"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! she repeats,
- >"What?"
- >"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
- >"WHAT THE FUCK" you cry as you shoot up from your bed.
- >"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! your alarm clock goes.
- >"God damn.." you say to yourself.
- >"What a nightmare..." you say as you get up.
- >"Owies..." Delilah says.
- >You look over and see Delilah hanging from your ceiling by a hook dug into her skin.
- >"Owies...why no wuv...."
- >"Shut up bitch" you say you unhook her.
- >"Yo..yoo save fwuffy? Delilah wu-"
- >"I SAID SHUT UP!" you scream as you slam your foot into her face.
- >She goes flying into the wall and you see some teeth on the ground.
- >Fucking lovefag nightmare, making you more pissed off in the morning than usual.
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