- "Hold Me in Your Dearest Arms"
- Patrolling the empty violent mind
- Looking for anything that shines
- Trotting over life's past
- In the distance i see a mast
- The sails of the Cnidarian ship
- Sailing across the seas of blood
- Witnessing such a violent lot
- Makes me wonder what I've become
- Now hold me in your dearest arms
- 39 rounds in the Madsen gun, 39 rounds in the box magazine
- Ran out of food 30 hours ago, already my arms are getting lean
- 34 rounds in the Madsen gun, 34 rounds in the box magazine
- 49 hours without any food, gunner's mate down guess I'll have supper now
- 25 rounds in the Madsen gun, 25 rounds in the box magazine
- Ribs are poking out like groundhogs in the summer, not for miles does a butterfly flutter
- 18 rounds in the Madsen gun, 18 rounds in the box magazine
- Throwing up food I didn't know I ate, the mud is all I have left to berate
- 10 rounds in the Madsen gun, 10 rounds in the box magazine
- Automatic fire fills my ears, not a sound to be heard over all my tears
- 4 rounds in the Madsen gun, 4 rounds in the box magazine
- Four more shots until they charge, for more shots until they slice my throat
- No more rounds in the Madsen gun, no more rounds in the box magazine
- Song won't help me now, God help me Grandpa I'll see you in the ground
- that /k/ song
- Thirty-some rounds in the AR-15
- I really wish these didn't make me look mean
- But I bear it to keep the violent and dangerous down
- If I ever saw the first man to shoot human meat
- Y'know, the one to succumb to anger and defeat
- I'd murder that sunnofvagun in the first degree
- Well, maybe that's too much, don't wanna be crazy and such
- There's a lot of people that would look bad if I did that, includin' me
- So I guess I'd just buy him a really nice car
- And tell him to drive away, real real far
- Far away from where the civil folk lay
- Because when a violent man plays his hand
- A hand that many of us could've land
- He usually murders buncha folk, because killin's free
- And well hot damn that ain't no good
- When a mean, crazy man dons a black hood
- And loads my gun and lays the poor suckers out
- No-one deserves that, not even the nut that did it
- He deserves a nice old Cadillac, giddit?
- Just to drive off, and hopefully get lost on the way
- 'Cause when those folk go straight up nuts
- And lay it down, on a school or old putz
- We get people like, well, 'ole miss Stein
- Feinstein I mean, she's kinda hates the free
- But I'm sure that if we gave her an AR-15
- She'd turn around, and see we don't mean no harm
- Ha, yeah right, she'd stay the same
- But that doesn't mean we can't stay sane
- And keep our guns on that paper dot
- Or a tannerite goat, or an old model boat
- Just somethin' that won't get up and vote
- 'Cause if you do, we'll get locked up, and take our guns
- They'll melt our nuggets, AKs and CZs
- Even though we did nothin', nothin' unseen or mean
- Wait a minute
- Man this song got long
- So I'll scrap that last rhyme, and say I finished in a timely bong
- Goodnight, /k/, just don't play with your dong
- If you tug it too much, you might break the skin