Tchernobog

Yaroslav Tkach was a rioter in Kiev.  He, like some of the other rioters, was against the government's "mishandling" of the Russian debacle, and not just smashing shit for fun.  Tkach hated the Russians for many reasons, but their gearing up to take Crimea was the straw that broke the camel's back.  Tkach was a spiritual man, but unaligned to any specific religion.  After rioting for days, he went back to his dilapidated home and prayed.  Prayed to whatever god may listen, that something would change the course of Ukrainian history, and end with the Russians retreating.  

 

He was visited that night by what he described as an angel, for it was a being made of solid light in the shape of a many-armed starfish.  The angel asked, stuttering not in fear but by some other machination in his mind "Do you really wish for your prayers to be answered? To you, unknown are the differences between your salvation and the salvation of your people."  Tkatch said that he had nothing left to live for, should the Russians take his homeland.  He accepted.  "So it is written, so it shall be done," said the angel.  The angel disappeared and behind it, appeared a suit of drab grey metals beyond ours, and blue synthetic wings of a large pterodon with bones of black graphite protruding from its back.  He donned the suit, and fell into it.

 

The morning news the next day detailed an attack on the Russian encampments on the Crimean border.  There were no Russians left, and they were reportedly all turned to gore by a large animal, some called it a demon.  The sole surviving Russian soldier, Natalya Shevchenko, was found in a cocoon of gore and singed meat, and said that the beast spared her because he wanted the world to know what will happen to the Russians should they invade.  She called the beast "Tchernobog", the Slavic deity of death and darkness.

 

After hearing this, Tkach painted his suit black, and wrote in Russian Cyrillic on the wings of the suit

 

Я за пределами; ВЫШЕ.

Я ЕСМЬ ТО Чернобога.

Я ВАШ СМЕРТЬ.

 

This translated directly to "I AM ABOVE; BEYOND. I AM TCHERNOBOG. I AM YOUR DEATH". He donned the name Tchernobog, and the all the world knew this name after that day.