Shitty Shorts.

>go to raritys house

>shes crying a lot

"rarity what happen"

>"somep0ny called me a... b-b-bitch!"

>oh shit

>no one

>insults

>your

>waifu

>you go on to raritys myspace pages because she thinks its coming back for some reason

>rainbow dash is calling rarity a uncouth bitch

>you go to suggercube corner and see pinkie pie

"pinki pie i need to see rinbow dash"

>"coolio shes right there"

>she pots over there

>you walk up to rainbow dash

>you put on your bets angry face

>"yo whaddup nerd"

>HOW DARE YOU INSULT RARITY YOU VAPID CUNT

"d-dont you make f-fun of m-my waifu, b-baka..."

>"haha anon your such a loser its kindaa of cute"

>rainbow dash unzips your pants and sucks your dicks right there

>you promised to safe yourslef for rarity but rainbow dash is really really good at this

>you cum and it feels rad

>"anon all the stallions cum tste like shit yours tastes like saltwater taffe so your my new buckfriend"

>you are in an abusing relationship with rainbow dash for 6 years until she dumps you for soarin to get on the wonderblots.

 

 

 

-appelele rap; 2nd ac-

>shit was goign down in pinkie's bassment you were about to hella whip this bitch

>"anon whip me harder"

>fuck that your the boss you do what you want

>but you whip her anyway because thats whyat you want

>pinkie gets hurtfeelings because you followed her order hn your siupposed to do toy rhing

"oh shit chill out pinki"

>"no"

>she gets up and leaves and unstraps herself and leave

>pinki why

>you leave the bastment and see applejack standing there

>"yoyoyo anoin whats up"

"my dick is hella hard but i dont have to rilieve pinkie it"

>"aw shit i can do that"

"but i dont like tan pony"

>rariry comes into the room

>"anon what are you doing this is hella uncouthe"

"sorry riraty oops i mean lady gaga LOL"

>rarity doesnt wknow who thayt si sho she just leaves and goes home

>"so anon let slike hella do it"

"no applejack you arnt my type"

>"fucking gay is what you are"

>applejack leaves

>your boner is still really hard

>why isnt gadget writing more Trixie?

 

 

>day 420 in equtria

>chilling with Trixie

“Trixie why dontu you have any ferinds”

>”i thought you were myfriend anon”

“no”

>Trixie heartbroken. she crty and run away

>her sad turn to anger and she get stronk

>eventally her aggry turn to hatrd and everyon e knows the elemant of hatred is strongfest elment

>she uses her new pwrowers to kill princes and take her power of sun

>she sedn sun flying to equesia

>then she get rid of powers because she don’t need them no more

>then Trixie tellpots to anon

>”i bert you wish you were my frien now huh?”

“tixie….. your not my friends……………………… your my bets friend”

>Trixie cry again realizing her misake

>”aqnon……………. Your my best fried too……………………………………………………….. I lov you bro”

“I lo” thbe sun collided with anons face and the rest of equstia as well

>Trixie learned to let people finish their sentences.

 

 

>Day 242 in Equestria

>Get home after chillin' at the spa with Fluttershy and Rarity because you know how to look fabulous and shit.

>Rainbow Dash calls you from your bedroom.

>You walk in and she is sprawled out on her belly on the bed.

>"Sup dude, I got your back cause I'm your bro!"

"But I'm fine, Applejack hasn't tried a thing in over a week."

>"No way, man! She's probably up to something right now! So I'm going to have to drink booze and read books with you all night, bro!"

"No can do, I'm have dinner with Fluttershy and Rarity. They've been trying to get me to go to this restaurant for a while now and they finally convinced me today. Hah, those two are such a handful but they're bros."

>Rainbow Dash's eyes widen when you say 'bro'

>A minute later you find yourself pinned to the ground being violently raped by the rainbow maned mare who won't stop screaming, "This is what bros do! this is what bros do!"

>How did she find out you were violently raping Fluttershy and Rarity?

 

 

>day 396 in equestria

>visit spagheti sparkle because you feel better about yourslef around her

>"h-hey anon"

>you lean inclose and whisper in her er

your favorite anime is shit

>she gets mad and starts to yell but she just throws up instead

>you put on an orange wig and sunglasses

>she shits herself

>you go home and watch inuyasha

>normal day in the life of animeweedlord420

 

 

>day 125 in equestria

>chilin with pinkie pie

>dude ponies make fun of you caus you hang out with girl all day

>you tell them you aent gayt

>they askx you to proove it

>pinkie pie is such a bro and she sucks yo dick right therein the street

>you are actually fay

pinki stop you know im gay

>she doesnt stop and you cum

>you turn straigh because of this

>you then buttfuck pinkie pie for hours in th emiddle of the stret anf beat up the stallions who made fun of you

>being gay is a choice

 

 

>on 3rd date wioth cockeyed mare

>holy fucking shit her eyes are hot

>"anon you keep staring at me do you see something you like?"

yes derpy i love your eyes

>she thinks your mocking her and she runs off crying

>you follow her home and tell her that wast the truth and you think she is very pretty

>she believes you and lets you in

>you hope ponies know about the 3rd date fuck rule

>she touches your dick so they do

>you two make love(not nastyasss sex!) that ngiht adn its lovely

>you never happier in life

>you cross 'fuck a retard' off bucket list

 

 

>day 182 in equestria

>trixie invites u backstage for special entertainment

trixie why am i here?

>"for the special entertainment ofc"

i dontknow what that is

>"oh trixie is sorry trixie was going to give you a special lapdance and maybe have sex"

maybe?

>"yeah"

>she gives you lapdance and yopu got a wicked boner going on even though your not turned on by horses lol gross

>eventually you get broed

trixie this islame im out peace

>trixie uses magic to pin you to floor

>"ples dont go trixie needs this"

trixi this is not okay i have to go

>"anon pls

trixie pls

>she then proceeds to sex you forcefully

>today you leared woman can rape men

>it is an important lesson

 

 

>sweet anon and hella spike chillin one day

>"uh... anon whats this?"

>yoooooooooo

>YOOOOOOOOOOOO your bro has a boner

bro you have a boner!

>"what is that?"

>oh man do you have to teach sexual education to spike?

>being the bro you are you do

>he totally gets into it

>"gosh, i would like to bone some lady"

spike you gotta get in a relationshit

>"thats so gay"

i know man but its the rules

>"darn"

oikay you should go out with applebloom a ton of nerds ship you with her

>"but i like rarity"

shut up dont you talk about my waifu!

>spike says sorry

>suddenly all CMC burst through door

>"cutie mark crusaders boner relivers!"

>they all dive for spikes dick but he says no

>"anon told me i cant because its the rules"

>kids keep getting smarter these days.

 

 

>chillin with bro spoke

>find out he has huge crush on rarity

>play wicked prank on spike by asking rarity out on date

>she says yes

>spike hertbroken

>you and riraty have blast on date

>you two get in serious relationship

>after 4 years you and rarity get married

>then you have 2 beautiful foals

>you and rrity live happy life forst of time.

>on dethbed, spike visits but still mad

>you give him double pistol fingers

gotcha broooooo

>you trwo laugh share an awesome laugh

>habve beers and chill

>you and spike are the best bros

 

 

>day 586 in equeswtria

>the age of twilight sparkle has ended

>age of spaghetti sparkle begins

>you hear she likes anime

>you like western cartoons

>you argue online with her everyday about how glorious and cute adventure time is

>she retrots with how glorioujs and cute lucky star is

>yo what the fuck is she seriously retarded?

>you make severl mean comments to her da

>she responds with pic related

>PS YES YOUR FUCKING MAD

 

 

>day 290 in equestria

>hanging with favorite zebra zecora

 

fuck this I'm not going to try rhyming at 2am.

 

 

>day gosh you lost count

>pony named colgate for some reason likes to hang around you

>1 day your fed up with it

colgate why are you followin' me?

>"anon i have a teeth fetish and your canines turn me on"

colgate i am not cool with the minty freshenss

>"to bad"

>she blinds you with toothpaste that she squirts from unown location

>then you feel something hit you back on head

>you black out

>you wake up hours later tied up and naked

>your penis is not violated but your moth is ripe with taste of fish and toothpaste

>colgate was nice enough to wash your cloths and feed you dinner and brush your teeth afterwards

>what a good friend

 

 

>day 233 in equestria

>chilin with cool ass dj pony

>god damn she is hella dope

ey yo dj your cool but i have a confestionairy to make

>"wassup anon?"

i dont like dumbstep

>you laugh for 2 hours because you joke was so funny

>vinyl wait for you yto finsih laughin then she runs away to crei

>u dont see her for 2 days but then u see her getting fucked by 15 stallions

oh no! my meanness to vinyl has caused her to be a slut and fuck every guy horse in town at the same time!

>"no this is normal" says her

>oh yeah you forgot vinyl is a hufe slut

 

 

>day 543 ion equestria

>you like helping applejack at sweet apple acres

>but you like helpnin g rarity at bouitqiue

>fuck the other ponies they gay

>they got in fight and force u to decide which one you fall in love with

guys i dont get in relationship with horses i juts want money

>appljeack says, "ill pay you in fucking"

>rarity says "ill pay you in money"

>fuicking is not a currency so u work for rarity

>and she still puts out

>rarity is best pony

>sony is finished

 

 

>day 322 in equestria

>aplejack invites everyon to bernyard hoedonw

>everponny is there

>u hav hugo crush on pink pie

>u go 2 asx her to dance

>applejacj blocks ur way

>"hey sugarcumb"

hi applejack i need to go prospose 2 pinkie pie

>she ignores u and starts to dnce like this (pic related!!!!!)

appeljack stop

>appljack doesnt stop

applejack pls

>she then tuches ur dick and nopny does anything 2 stop her

>u lost ur virginity 2 horse that night

>adn it wasnt pink hors