- >You stir out of your pleasant unconsciousness some time later.
- >The cool, crisp grass has been replaced with warm bedding and a fluffy pillow.
- >Aww yeah. It was all a dream.
- >You extend all your limbs for a good stretch.
- >Your ankles extend off the end of the bed, so you just curl up into a nice, warm ball.
- >Mmrph… Shoes. You don’t wear shoes to bed!
- >You blindly kick them off onto the hardwood floor. You don’t recall having a hardwood floor, but that isn’t important right now.
- >What IS important is the sound of two people talking outside your door.
- >Unless it’s a couple bros throwing you a random surprise party, which is extremely unlikely, then you have something to worry about.
- >You quietly sit up in your bed, which to your surprise, isn’t actually your bed.
- >In fact, this isn’t your room at all!
- >The bed is way too short, the floor is hardwood, and the walls are decorated with paintings of colorful horses!
- >Wait. Horses.
- >Oooohhh no.
- >These horses are real…
- >Or you’re still dreaming, but that seems very unlikely at this point.
- >You slip your shoes back on and walk softly towards the door where you heard the voices.
- >They seem to get quiet as you take the last step towards them.
- >You cautiously and slowly open the door.
- >Suddenly, two spear tips are thrust a mere inch from your face.
- >You stumble backwards into your room and hold your hands up in surrender.
- >Then you get a good look at whatever holds them.
- >Two more of these horses with horns, both with bright white coats.
- >One wears a pure gold armor while the other has purple with a gold trim.
- >They stare at you, spear raised and ready to kill.
- >The one in golden armor whispers something to the other.
- >”I know! I just… Don’t know what this thing is capable of!” He hisses back.
- “Easy, man. I’m not here to cause trouble.”
- >They both stare you in the eye for several seconds before the one in Purple armor quietly commands to the other,
- >”Go get the princess.”
- >Golden boy over here look between you and the other horse a few times before galloping away.
- >Then it’s just you and the purple one.
- “So uh… What’s your name? You guys have names, right? I mean, you are a sentient race so I assume—“
- >”Shining Armor, Captain of the Canterlot Royal Guard.”
- >Okay, weird name and ‘Canterlot’ is an unfamiliar word to you.
- “Alright, alright… My name,” You bring a hand to your chest while keeping the other rose. “Is Anonymous.”
- >He doesn’t respond.
- >The two of your stand like this for a few more minutes before you hear trotting from down the hall.
- >The guard from before swings around the corner and stops at attention next to Shining Armor.
- >A deeper, heavier clopping echoes from around the corner.
- >Your mind puts two and two together. They mentioned something about a princess, and you recall passing out in front of a princess.
- >Just as you expected, that dark blue princess of the night rounds the corner with an apprehensive look on her face.
- >She gives you a quick look over before spinning on her heel and turning the other way.
- >”Come, we will talk in the dining hall.”
- >You’re forced into a chair that fits perfect, so it must be big and elegant for these horses.
- >The table in front of you is what you’d expect from a medieval play or something.
- >And it’s covered in a plethora of unique dishes, all of which look masterfully handcrafted by the finest chefs in the world.
- >Even the dishes that are obviously inedible look very edible.
- >So you scooch the closest one towards you, pick up a fork, and begin slowly eating.
- >It tastes okay. A little… grassy? Yeah. Still though. Food.
- >While you chow down, the Princess sits at the other side of the table, observing your movements.
- >”We… Weren’t sure how large of an appetite your species has.”
- >You finish your small bite of food before quietly thanking her.
- >The awkward silence picks up exactly where it left off.
- >You only manage to finish half a dish before feeling full. Once your silverware clatters to the dish, that’s when it gets REALLY awkward.
- >Luna softly stares at you while you stare at your lap. The guards perched around the room let out a quiet cough or two, silence otherwise.
- >”Are you satisfied with your meal?”
- “Yeah…”
- >”Hm, very well. Might we ask you something?”
- “Yeah…”
- >”You mentioned you were looking for us, or something of the sort.”
- “I guess I was. Thank you for saving me.”
- >Luna looks at you expectantly while you grab a napkin to wipe your mouth with. You’re sure there’s nothing on your face, but in the presence of a princess being cautious isn’t a bad thing.
- >Luna lets out a silent sigh before looking to the armed guards stationed around the room.
- >”Anonymous, was it?”
- >You nod.
- >”There is something we must discuss. We imagine it would be easier without… An escort.”
- >Luna abducts you from the dining hall and brings you into a long hallway with stained glass windows.
- >Each window is some sort of different piece of art. Perhaps something religious or historical. You don’t know.
- >And Luna was sure to dismiss any guard that wanted to follow. The spears pointed at your back was unnerving, but that’s not your greatest concern right now.
- >Once Luna deemed the two of you were ‘alone enough,’ she finally speaks.
- >”You mentioned you had something to tell us.”
- “What?”
- >”Last night when we found you… Falling from the sky. You said you had something to tell us.”
- >You take a moment to scour your brain for that memory. It’s foggy, but you recall having that brief conversation.
- “… Mmmph…”
- >”DO you have something to tell us?”
- “Nothing specific really… Some big, black thing told me to find you.”
- >”… Big, black thing?”
- “Yeah, looked a little like the other horses here, but scarier…”
- >She lifts her head to stare at something behind you.
- >You spin on your heel, and your heart skips a beat at the sight.
- >The horrific vision of what you saw in The Null stared back at you.
- >Of course, that’s what you thought for a second there.
- >Her image was merely portrayed in the stained glass window. Her visage was plastered over the moon while another white horse with a rainbow mane was resting below, crying.
- “That!”
- >You point to the window.
- “That’s what I saw! It told me to find you.”
- >”And what?”
- “Well, nothing.”
- >She takes a step back.
- >”Nothing at all?”
- “No,” You turn back to her. “She just told me to find you. Said you’d guide me or something.”
- >You manage a halfhearted shrug.
- >”And that is all?”
- “Uh-huh.”
- >You turn back to the window once more.
- “Luna?”
- >”Yes, Anonymous?”
- “What is that thing?”
- >Luna bows her head while taking a deep sigh.
- >”In essence, that is myself.”
- >What?!
- >That doesn’t make sense!
- >Ugh, nothing makes sense right now. This is no time to panic though.
- >So you keep your mouth shut and pretend it doesn’t frighten and confuse you.
- >Luna takes your silence as a queue to move on.
- >”Anonymous, you’ve been kind enough to answer our questions. We imagine you have many of your own.”
- >Oh yeah, you do.
- >”Whenever you’re ready, we shall summon the greatest educators in all of Canterlot to answer your questions.”
- “Thank you, but I think I’d rather spend the rest of the day sleeping. After a warm shower, of course.”
- >”Are you sure?”
- “Positive.”

