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Anon Likes Mayo but Twilight Sparkle Doesn't Like Mayo

By: gadget on May 22nd, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.34 KB  |  views: 240  |  expires: Never
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  1. >>17893279
  2. "Hey Twilight, you have any mayo?"
  3. >"No, sorry."
  4. "Oh, why not?"
  5. >"I don't really like it."
  6. "Really? Damn, never met a girl who didn't like mayo."
  7. >"I find that hard to believe."
  8. "Whatever. I'm going to go to the grocery store. You need anything?"
  9. >"More mustard. And some marshmallows, please."
  10. "Sure. I'll be back in an hour."
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