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Anon In Equestria - Chapter 2

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  1. (I will be looking at this tomorrow, I probably made 2, maybe 3 thousand misakes?)
  2. >Walking through the Ponyville market.
  3. >Way too many eyes on you. But that’s okay, you’re not supposed to be on this world.
  4. >That still doesn’t make you feel better.
  5. >You feel like one pair of… familiar eyes are fixated on your back.
  6. >You pray it isn’t Applejack.
  7. >You pick up your pace a bit, this shit is getting spooky.
  8. >You eventually reach Fluttyshy’s little cottage, unable to shake the supposed follower.
  9. >Knock knock
  10. >…
  11. >Knock knock knock…
  12. >You guess Fluttershy isn’t home.
  13. >”Hello there, sugarcube.”
  14. >Oh no, oh god no.
  15. >The door opens; a Yellow Pegasas pokes her head out.
  16. >”Oh hello, Applejack. I thought it was the hu-“ She notices you. “AAAH!”
  17. >The door slams shut and you can hear multiple locking mechanisms.
  18. WAIT FLUTTERSHY HELP!
  19. >”Aww, poor Anon. Don’ worry, ah’m still yer friend.”
  20. >Applejack slowly advances.
  21. >”Applejack… what are you doing?”
  22. >Fluttershy is at the window, watching you.
  23. >”Oh, uh, I was jus’ droppin’ by ta’ say ‘Howdy’ an’ I came across Anon here-“
  24. Bullshit, you followed me here. I knew someone was watching me.
  25. >”Hun, I knew you were headin’ this way but I didn’ follow ya’.”
  26. >”Yeah! That was me!” A voice comes from the bush.
  27. >A pink pony jumps out and begins to hop in place.
  28. >You remember this one, she made a lot of commotion when you entered town for the first time. Tons of confetti and sugary goods.
  29. … You’re Pinkie Pie, right?
  30. >”Oh, hello Pinkie Pie…” Fluttershy says from the window.
  31. >”Pinkie.” Applejack is obviously upset.
  32. Pinkie Pie, why were you following me?
  33. >She just stared at you with a blank expression.
  34. >”Hey! I hear you’re getting a new house! We should throw a house warming party!”
  35. >She ignored the question.
  36. Maybe some other time, Fluttershy was supposed to tell me where it is. She’s afraid of me and refuses to come out.
  37. >”Nooo problem, Anon!”
  38. >She zips back into the bush
  39. >Seconds later, Fluttershy’s door opens and Pinkie Pie is dragging her out. Wait what the fuck, how did that happen?
  40. >”No no no please don’t let me near the human!”
  41. >A lot of ponies have avoided you but you don’t think any have really been very scared. This kind of hurt.
  42. Fluttershy, I’m not going to hurt you.
  43. >A large envelope is thrown at your chest.
  44. >”Just take it and go!”
  45. >Fluttershy dashes back into her house, relocking the door.
  46. >Now you’re stuck out here with two ponies.
  47. >Pinkie Pie, who has quite possibly the most innocent look on her face but you still have no idea why she followed you.
  48. >And Applejack, the pony who tried to rape you 20 minutes ago.
  49. >Your jimmies would be rustled if it weren’t for these HIGH QUALITY BOXER BRIEFS THAT HUG YOUR GROIN EVER SO SNUGGLY.
  50. >Still, you don’t like this.
  51. >”Aren’t you gonna open it, Anon?!”
  52. Oh, right.
  53. >You open the envelope. Inside is a map, two sets of keys, and a note from Princess Celestia.
  54. >”Ooooooh! Read it read it read it read it.”
  55. Okay I will, sh-
  56. >”Read it read it read it read it read it read it.”
  57. Pinkie Pie!
  58. >Applejack shoves a hoof into Pinkie’s side; she isn’t in a very good mood it seems.
  59. Ahem, Dear An-
  60. >”Did the letter say, ‘Ahem’ or was-“
  61. Pinkie Pie, oh my fucking god, let me read it.
  62. >She puts on a huge smile, “Okie Dokie Loki!”
  63. Ahem, Dear Anon.  Your arrival was unexpected from both you and all of us in Equestria, blahblahblah, unicorns made you a house, hope you enjoy your stay. From your biggest fan, P. C.
  64. >”I don’t think that’s what was on the letter, Anon.”
  65. Of course not, look at this thing. It’s soooooooooo long. I just want to go home and sleep.
  66. >Applejack snorts, “Pinkie Pie says she’s gonna throw you a party, yer getting’ a party, Anon.”
  67. Fine, but can it wait until tomorrow?
  68. >”Hmmm…” Pinkie Pie puts a hoof to her chin, “Maybe?”
  69. >That’ll have to do.
  70. >You unfold the map, it’s a map of Ponyville and the surrounding areas. Evertree Forest, The School, Foggy Bottom Bog, and other places.
  71. >A big X mark lays between Ponyville and Sweet Apple Acres.
  72. >Applejack notices this and begins to chuckle to herself.
  73. What’s so funny?
  74. >”Don’ worry, cutie.” You really don’t want her to call you that, “I’ll tell ya when we get ta’ yer new home.”
  75. >Hmm… Applejack. Sweet Apple Acres. There may be a connection but it seems unlikely.
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