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2deep4u Anon

By: gadget on Aug 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.24 KB  |  hits: 590  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anonymous.
  2. >You awake in a strange land.
  3. >This is not your bed.
  4. >This is not your home.
  5. >You twist your head to soak in your heavily saturated surroundings.
  6. >A pink blur races towards you.
  7. >It stops a mere inch in front of your face.
  8. >”Hiya! I’m Pinkie Pie!”
  9. >The worlds explode around you. You and the pink mare stand still on a plain of temporal null as four-dimensional shards rain down upon you.
  10. >You feel yourself sink upwards to the everlasting. The pink mare’s grin only goes wider as her face splits in two, revealing a similar looking mare with a muted coat and complanate hair.
  11. >You’re pulled away from her before she can wedge her sickly tendrils through the cracks in your caccoon.
  12. >You’re back on Earth.
  13. >You’re home.
  14. >In front of you, a baby being breast fed by a mother.
  15. >And the mother being breast fed by her husband, who lactates nickels and dimes.
  16. >The husband slowly look up to you, his face turns pale.
  17. >You see him age before your eyes.
  18. >A single tear drop falls off his face, and into the mother’s eye.
  19. >She sheds a tear, doubling the size of it.
  20. >It falls onto the child’s face, making the tear even greater.
  21. >It drops to the ground. A salty sea of sorrow washes over you and drags you into its murky depths.
  22. >You awake in a strange land.
  23. >This is not your bed.
  24. >You look to the mare once again.
  25.  
  26. >”What’s your name?!”
  27. >You open your mouth to speak.
  28. >A stallion behind the mare writhes as his heart skips a beat… Two beats… Three beats.
  29. >What is your name.
  30. >A foal runs to the stallion as tears of blood run down his face. The stallion squirms to retain his existence. It is a losing battle.
  31. >What is your name.
  32. >You try to speak once more.
  33. >A cry of agony ripples across the atmosphere. The sun itself flashes out like an aged light bulb.
  34. >What is your name.
  35. >You begin to cry as the foal does.
  36. >You try to speak once more
  37. >The universe screams in defiance at your existence. It breeches every physical impossibility to attempt to remove you, but to no avail.
  38. >You blink in and out of existence as you try to return to the home you know.
  39. >A cupcake store in a nearby town goes out of business.
  40. >The worst possible ships become a reality.
  41. >What is your name.
  42. “My name… Is Anonymous.”
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