Title:           writen teh fanfiction wit iec kang
Author:          fullbodiedanon
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First Edit:      Sunday 24th of February 2013 02:24:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 24th of February 2013 02:24:34 PM CDT

ice king: so gunter, what do you think about my latest chapter of my fan fiction?
 
gunter: wenk.
 
ice king: what do you mean you dont like how i introduced namele?
 
gunter: wenk wenk.
 
ice king: well mister critic, how would you introduce a beauty like her?
 
gunter: wenk.
 
ice king: like how anon got here? hmmm... i think he said that he got here in a portal or something. so i should introduce namele in this story via portal and not being a long lost sister to fionna?
 
gunter: wenk.
 
ice king: yeah, i can see now why that would look stupid.
 
marceline: still at the fanifiction?
 
ice king: yeah, i just added nameless to the universe.
 
marceline: a female anon?
 
ice king: yep. and she is total wife material. shes kind hearted, she can tell jokes, and she is strong so if i get into trouble she can save me, and-
 
marceline: who you gonna ship her with?
 
ice king: whuh?
 
marceline: who are you gonna pair her up with? you know, a relationship?
 
ice king: well obviously me.
 
marceline: you are going to pair her with ice queen?
 
ice king: what? no! me! as in me! good old ice king and namele relationship!
 
marceline: is anon in the fan fiction called namless or namele?
 
ice king: nameless is the full name. namele is her nickname. its like how we call anonymous anon.
 
marceline: i get it. but here is another problem, you cant be in your own fanfiction about gender swapped everyone.
 
ice king: why not?
 
marceline: because we are gender swapped simon. it wouldnt make sense for you to be there.
 
ice king: so should i erase a couple of chapters with me in it?
 
marceline: all of them.
 
ice king: maaan...
 
marceline: alright, so your homework for tonight is to- 1. take yourself out of the fanfiction. and 2. give namele a relation or a love interest that isnt you.
 
ice king: man this is getting me depressed just thinking about it.
 
marceline: welp, thats all i got that you need to fix. be happy about that. oh, ive actually started making my own fanfiction about this thanks to you.
 
ice king: oh?
 
marceline: yeah. i ship female anon and marshal lee. glad you came up with a name for her, i was just calling her fem-anon.
 
ice king: WHAT? i thought you said not to put yourself in a relationship like that.
 
marceline: yeah, but that only applies because you wanted YOURSELF in the fan fiction. this is marshal lee and the female anon. not me and the female anon.
 
ice king: things were so much simpler when it was just me and nameless, right gunters?
 
gunters: wenk.
 
ice king: well bunk what you think gunters, who even asked you?