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writen teh fanfiction wit iec kang

By: fullbodiedanon on Feb 24th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.56 KB  |  hits: 40  |  expires: Never
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  1. ice king: so gunter, what do you think about my latest chapter of my fan fiction?
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  3. gunter: wenk.
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  5. ice king: what do you mean you dont like how i introduced namele?
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  7. gunter: wenk wenk.
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  9. ice king: well mister critic, how would you introduce a beauty like her?
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  11. gunter: wenk.
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  13. ice king: like how anon got here? hmmm... i think he said that he got here in a portal or something. so i should introduce namele in this story via portal and not being a long lost sister to fionna?
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  15. gunter: wenk.
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  17. ice king: yeah, i can see now why that would look stupid.
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  19. marceline: still at the fanifiction?
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  21. ice king: yeah, i just added nameless to the universe.
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  23. marceline: a female anon?
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  25. ice king: yep. and she is total wife material. shes kind hearted, she can tell jokes, and she is strong so if i get into trouble she can save me, and-
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  27. marceline: who you gonna ship her with?
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  29. ice king: whuh?
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  31. marceline: who are you gonna pair her up with? you know, a relationship?
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  33. ice king: well obviously me.
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  35. marceline: you are going to pair her with ice queen?
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  37. ice king: what? no! me! as in me! good old ice king and namele relationship!
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  39. marceline: is anon in the fan fiction called namless or namele?
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  41. ice king: nameless is the full name. namele is her nickname. its like how we call anonymous anon.
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  43. marceline: i get it. but here is another problem, you cant be in your own fanfiction about gender swapped everyone.
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  45. ice king: why not?
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  47. marceline: because we are gender swapped simon. it wouldnt make sense for you to be there.
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  49. ice king: so should i erase a couple of chapters with me in it?
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  51. marceline: all of them.
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  53. ice king: maaan...
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  55. marceline: alright, so your homework for tonight is to- 1. take yourself out of the fanfiction. and 2. give namele a relation or a love interest that isnt you.
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  57. ice king: man this is getting me depressed just thinking about it.
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  59. marceline: welp, thats all i got that you need to fix. be happy about that. oh, ive actually started making my own fanfiction about this thanks to you.
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  61. ice king: oh?
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  63. marceline: yeah. i ship female anon and marshal lee. glad you came up with a name for her, i was just calling her fem-anon.
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  65. ice king: WHAT? i thought you said not to put yourself in a relationship like that.
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  67. marceline: yeah, but that only applies because you wanted YOURSELF in the fan fiction. this is marshal lee and the female anon. not me and the female anon.
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  69. ice king: things were so much simpler when it was just me and nameless, right gunters?
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  71. gunters: wenk.
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  73. ice king: well bunk what you think gunters, who even asked you?
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