toddler troubles

>day drawing outside the lines in equestria

>youve been transformed into a 2 year old thanks to discord, but he got turned into stone the second he did it, so twilight is trying to reverse the spell as we speak.

>you were pretty shocked from all of this that you didnt speak to them within the last couple of hours, so they think you dont remember them.

>well, lets at least try and run this out for however long we can.

>"alright, now please try and pronounce my name, i have it written on the board." says pinkie

penk pay.

>"ooooh close, close. try again anon!"

ponkie peh.

>"come on anon, you can do it. sound it out."

pankie pah

>"oh that one was really close! oh hay dash!"

>"you trying to teach anon how to talk properly pinkie? how far have you gotten?" says rainbow dash.

>"yeah, ive been trying to get him to say my name. hes really close to it." says pinkie.

>oh you know her name, but messing around with her is just oh too fun.

>also all this free food is pretty nice.

>like for real, 24/7 buffe because they remember all the shit you did for them when you were... well... grown up.

>"hay anon, its me rainbow dash! can you say that? rainbow dash?" she says picking you up

>oh this gone be good.

renbow dish.

>her face when

>"oh, that was close. maybe i should help?" asks dash as she sits next to you.

>"alright buddy, lets try it like this. say pink." instructs pinkie.

penk.

>"peeeeeeee, like that. peeeeeeeeee-"

peeeeeeeee-

>"nnnnnnnnn-"

nnnnnnn-

>"keeeeeeeee-"

keeeeeee-

>"pie!"

pie.

>"pinkie pieeee!"

panko poi.

>"ooooooh poo! we almost had that."

>dash is just laughing her ass offf, so you think youll give her the taste of your wrath as well.

>you point at her and clearly say:

ranbah dosh.

>"no no no little man, rainbow dash." she emphasises.

ren and stimpy.

>"w-what? where did that come from? thats NO WHERE close to my name."

>pinkie is on the fucking floor.

>shes trying to hold in the laughter, but when she does that...

>"kmmmph.... kmmmph... kAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA- AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" laughes pinkie pointing at rainbow dashs face and holding her stomach.

>fluttershy walks in

>"hey everyone, hewo anon!~" says fluttershy as she picks you up and kisses you all up on your cheeks.

>you gotta admit, all this hugging and kissing isnt so bad.

>i mean, its not really what you want, but that childish instinct yo.

>"what are you all doing?" she asks.

>"hehehehe- ehem. ive been trying to teach anon how to say our names. you wanna try? i wonder what he'll call you." says pinkie as she finally stops laughing.

>"can you say it anon? fluttershy?"

>fluttershy's been through some tough shit latley, youre not gonna give her a hard time.

fluttershy.

>"you did it!" she says raising you in the air and spinning you both around the room.

>"hay! what the heck? how come he says your name so clearly?" asks rainbow dash.

>"yeah, hes been calling me things like ponkeh pah and stuff like that." says pinkie.

>"well... um... m-maybe my name is just easier for him..." she says back blushing a little.

>welp, fluttershy and dash are here, where are the others at?

>oh... theyre here.

>thats convenient.

>everyone comes up to you and says hi and kisses you on the head and stuff.

>but then theirs rarity...

>please someone save me before she-

>"oh anon, come here!" she says holding out her arms awaiting fluttershy to give me to her.

>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO-

>she snatches you from fluttershy and...

>"mwah! mwah! mwah! mwahmwahmwahmwahmwah!"

>OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE!

>GET ME DOWN FROM HERE SO I CAN DECONTAMINATE MYSELF!

>"oh, you want down anon?" she asks as she sets you down.

>FUCKING HELL GET THIS SHIT OFF ME!

>HOW MUCH FUCKING LIPSTICK DO YOU HAVE TO USE?!

>FUCK!

>"oh! dont wipe it off anon!~ how meeeaaan!~" she says pouting at you.

>fluttershy sees what you are doing and comes over to wipe it off for you, to which rarity pouts even more.

>good, now i can go in the corner and draw so i dont get messed with anymore by-

>"there you are anon!" says sweetie belle.

>oh.

>fuck.

>no.

>"whatcha doin?" she says knowing exactly what you are doing.

>god you wanna punch her in the face so god damn much.

>you wouldnt say that if you were an adult because she was like a niece to you.

>but ever since you got turned into a 2 year old-

>"hah, im still taller than you anon!"

>say that shit again, i swear.

>say it again and i will fucking drop kick you.

>have you ever seen a 2 year old drop kick someone?

>neither have i...

>"sweetie belle leave anon alone, i think he wants to draw alone." says rarity.

>that may seem like rarity being nice, but in actuality, she is jealous as fuck right now.

>god the amount of times she hits on you in a day is just astronomical.

>well... when you were an adult i mean.

>i mean, i would totally date her, but she looks like the type that would want to know where you are at all the time.

>maybe she would even get jealous with you just being around any other girl, even our friends.

>she is creepy as fuck as of now though, i think she might have a shota fetish now.

>she winks and kisses at you.

ewwwww...

>oh god you said it out loud.

>"hahaha! oh man rarity!" rainbow dash laughs.

>"well i never!" rarity pouts.

>spike comes over to play with you.

>fuck yah, spikes a bro.

>you and spike are playing tag and shit, he of course giving you a handy cap because you have stubby 2 year old legs

>hes a good sport at least.

>you get one good tag on him and

>OW FUCK!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>GOD YOUR FUCKING LEG!

>"oh, you okay anon? cmere." says applejack as she picks you up to check your leg.

>FUCK!

>WHY DOES SHIT HURT SO MUCH MORE WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A KID?

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

>"at least yer handling it lahk the anon ah know. lets go put aa bandaid on that shug." she says taking you into the other room.

>"sorry anon, i didnt mean to run to fast, good tag!" says spike

>you give that nigga a thumbs up.

>he knows how to keep shit pimp-tight in a friendship.

>you can honestly call him your nigga.

>just not around zecora.

>you think she knows what that means.

>oh, thats another thing.

>you think zecora may know what you are doing.

>at least she is playing along.

>but god damn is she going to be laying you down hard with all the talk about "oh you liked being a baby anon? would you like this toy boat with its many cannons?" or some shit like that.

>you need to ask her to teach you to rap once all the blackmail is over.

>alright, bandaids on, time to cause more toddler like havoc.

>"alright, i think i got the spell down. bring me anon." says twilight.

>what? so fast?

>its only been like... 2 days!

>maaaaan.

>well alright, if we play this out, we are going to act like we never remember being a 2 year old.

>that way they wont act like complete assholes and limit the jokes down to a minimum.

>"alright anon, stand still, this will change you back." says twilight.

>i guess the only thing i regret is not throwing up on rarity.

>bamm, she hits you with a beam of magic and you are instantly turned back into a full grown 20 year old.

.... werent we just fighting discord? whats going on?

>perfect.

>"ANON!" says everyone as they cuddle around you and give a great group hug.

>you thank everyone (mostly pinkie and fluttershy) for helping you.

>after the all the talk and the hugs and the small jokes, everyone starts to go back to their homes, but before that happens...

hay sweetie belle.

>"yes uncle anon?" she asks with a very chipper smile.

now whos taller? huh? whos tall now?

>you do the dance of "fuck you" right in front of her.

>it doesnt have any real dictation of "fuck you" in it, but at least ill know what it means.

>she runs off to rarity to tell her i remember.

>"oh shush sweetie belle, anon has just come back, lets leave him alone." says rarity.

>yeah, suck it you little twerp! im buying you ice cream constantly anyway.

>well...

>you gotta admit, it was fucking nice being 2 for awhile.

>now lets go home and take a nice hot ba-

>oh shit celestia.

oh, um... hi.

>"oh foo! did i miss you being a 2 year old on the last day?" she asks.

yeah, just got turned back thanks to twilight. you wanted to see me as a toddler?

>"yes... i guess the only way to fix that is to WACHAAA!" she says shooting a magic beam at you.

>woah.

>wait.

>what?

>"there, now you get to stay with mama celestia for awhile!" she says picking you up.

>her flying chariot come out of nowhere.

>"lets go home anony!" she says booping your nose.

>well this is creepy.

>nice.

>but creepy.

>i guess you wont mind staying a 2 year old for a while longer.

>i mean, this is celestia she must be like epic mom tier.

>"let me get that belly!" she says as she lifts up your shirt and blows on your stomach.

>she is fucking god mode mom teir right now.

>this gone be good.